What's the weirdest thing you've ever seen in a GameStop

I worked there for a few months. Weirdest thing I saw was a fat kid with a fox tail sticking out of his pants.

>>273862192
Why exactly is it that Gamestop/EB stores smell so fucking atorocious? What is it about videogame nerds that makes them completely one-up everything else in this department?

>>273862901

B.O.

Not even kidding.

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I've been there a bunch of times and haven't seen anything half as weird as some of the stuff people have described on /v/, Just stupid little kids being stupid and the occasional neckbeard who decides the perfect time to strike a conversation with one of the employees is when there's a line of 20 people behind him. It's kind of disappointing really.

A huge poker game, where the guy running it wasn't quite all there, psychologically.

The worst thing my friend and I saw was a very clichéd conversation between an employer and customer about how "brilliant" BioShock infinite was.

It was the same garbage spewed online; how it "tackles deep social issues" and such nonsense.

>>273863172
>the guy running it wasn't quite all there, psychologically

In a store that sells video games? Pssh. That could never happen.

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Whenever I go buy one of my chinese panty roleplaying games the store just happens to have at least one weeb who will come and strike a conversation with me if they see my purchase. The problem isn't that they want to talk with me so much as the fact that they don't know how to string words together to form coherent sentences.

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>>273862941

I cannot abide by people who don't practice personal hygiene. Animals clean themselves more often than neckbeards.

I take a shower and shave every single solitary day, even when I do nothing but sit on my ass and shitpost on 4chan and masturbate to cartoons.

>>273863373
why would you shave every day? you some kind of faggot?

>>273863373
>plays video games
>I shower ever single solitary day

You're in the minority on that.

>>273863490
Would the average /v/ poster smell like a Gamestop?

>>273863273
He had one of those names that sounds like another word. Like "Prentiss" but not quite spelled or pronounced that way. He was really trying to sell me on the idea of buying the games years in advance and playing them as soon as possible on the night they're first released.

Poor guy thought I was playing New Vegas because of a mental illness and not because, y'know, a near life-time of Falling into and out of these games.

>>273863373
I struggle with depression. I have a hard time getting out of bed most days. I haven't shaved in ~ 2 months.

I'll be fucked if I don't at least have a shower, brush my hair and put on some deodorant before I go outside though. Clean clothes? Depends on if I've managed to get laundry done, I usually try to avoid anything that's obviously dirty or smelly though. Pants are something that can be multiple times, shirts not so much usually.

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>>273863458

>not shaving every day

>>273864353
>he cuts his hair at all
>ever

>>273864392
>doesn't cut his hair short
Hope you're ready for school tomorrow.

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>>273864392

Thanks for reminding me, it's been a while since I last got a haricut. I'll have to check and see if the barber is open today.

Feels nice when you're fresh and clean and start playing a video game. It's like

>yes, everything is fine and well in the world today

This is why personal hygiene and good diets and good sleep schedules are EXTRA important for NEETs. You have to do everything you can to promote good mental health by yourself, because you can't rely on anybody else.

>>273863490
>>273863373

I pick my clothes up off the floor, give them a good sniff, and either put them on or throw them back on the ground. That's how I decide it they're clean enough to wear. This includes underwear. I once picked up some of my brother's by accident. So I now know our crotches smell significantly different.
I often forego showering or washing my hair, assuming that if I put enough gel on then it'll be indistinguishable from grease.

>>273862192
a duck and a slut getting her picture taken

>>273862810
Bad news. That wasn't a fox. It was the kid's cat.

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>>273862192
>that girl reminds me of Anthony Burch's sister
>I just remembered I will NEVER be Anthony Burch

>>273863329
>The problem isn't that they want to talk with me so much as the fact that they don't know how to string words together to form coherent sentences.
This is why I don't make small talk with strangers, I can't speak.

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>>273864556
>going to the barber
>not cutting your hair
git gud

>>273865868
Why did he slap the wee kid?

>>273865868
what's the context of this

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Nothing really since I don't shop there much. Got an ok story from Smash Midnight Release though.

>smash midnight release
>Gamestop girl hands out pokemon quiz for everyone to kill time until midnight
>#8:Why didn't Pikachu use the lightning stone when they fought Lt. Surge?
>Answer: You're thinking of the Thunder Stone. There is no Lightning Stone.
>Proceed to beat all 32 people there for a $20 gift card
>Midnight hits
>"here's your $20 gift card for coming in first"
>"& here's all all your quizzes back"
>"Nobody got all 10/10 right, sorry"
>"aren't you going to get in line for your copy of smash bros. anon?"
>"nah I'm good"
>leave with $20 & belt without even buying anything
>check Quiz when I get home
>9 & a Half /10

> go to gamestop to buy controller
> Monday afternoon only a few people in the store
> notice qt3.14 behind counter
> check out games while I think of something funny/clever to say
> finally get in line
> person in front of me has Elmer Fudd impediment
> worst spaghetti I've ever seen
> "I twied (tried) to find a job but it's really hawd (hard)"
> "I live in my pawents (parents) basement but I get reawwy boawd (really bored)"
> (explaining why he plays vidya)
> girl is polite but obviously uninterested (he can't tell)
> my turn finally, felt bad so just get my controller and leave.
> wasn't in a vidya mood that day

>>273866646
Forgot to mention he was a heavy set kid with awful blue hair

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>A few years ago
>Go to midnight release.
>See my ex-gf there with her new boyfriend.
>She was getting what ever WoW x-pac
>I was buying DoA5

I love walking into gamestops woth a black messenger bag and touching everysingle game woth no intention to buy, people get paranoid as fuck thinkingI'm going to steal some shit, fuckthat place

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>>273862810
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mz3Mi_OZYno

>pre order kh 1.5 for the freemium upgrade
>2 overweight neck beards go on about how i made a great purchase
>goes on about the series and how its so great
>both pull up their sleeves with a thin line tattoo of the heartless symbol
>tattoo is so horribly done

walk out not knowing what happened

>>273866559
>>Answer: You're thinking of the Thunder Stone. There is no Lightning Stone.
In a focus on semantics you failed to actually answer the underlying question. I would have given you a 9.25 out of 10.

>>273867659

It was a trick question. Any answer would be wrong.

>>273865961
>>273866198

guy kept moving his head, he slaps the guy. the kid appears to be the barbers kid, who shits himself laughing before he get slapped too

I saw a completely naked Asian woman standing in the middle of the store right as I walked in, staring right at me.

I wasn't sure what to do.

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>>273867584
>that video
Jesus fuck

Nintendo fans.

That's the weirdest thing I've seen in a gamestop store.

>>273869210
Nintendo fans and sonic fans

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>>273867584

jesus fucking christ

>>273867584

I hate furries.

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>work at gamestop
>customer comes in with a plastic bag full of games
>"i'd like to sell these"
>he lays the bag on the counter
>start checking the games up, mostly in a good condition
>notice some stains on the bag
>its blood
>check the customer, he's holding his side inside of his jacket
>seems to be in pain
>I tell him I'm sorry I can't take the games in and ask if he's in need of help
>he shakes his head and rushes out with his games

>>273866559
It's obvious what the question was implying anon. Yes, put in that it's a Thunderstone, not a Lightning stone, but also actually add why pikachu rejected it (because he's a pussy bitch who doesn't want to be a Raichu because he sucks).

>>273870504
what the actual fuck
was he black?

>>273870504

>didn't take the games off him

I would've fired your ass if I saw that

>that one time when Native American dead rose up from the burial ground sitting under the back room
I haven't killed that many Indians since 2005 when I hit a car full of them..

>>273862192

Sigh

Why doesn't my gamestop have cute asian girls working there? It's all nerds and dudebros.

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>>273862810
>Nintendrones

>>273866559
Did every gamestop do this or just my local gamestop?
You from Texas?

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>work at gamestop
>one regular customer is a disabled boy and his dad
>boy is in a wheelchair, like younger Hawkins, but can talk without computer
>really cool, likes to talk about games with me, his favorite FPS and some platforming
>suddenly haven't seen him in a long while
>come across with his dad and since we have had a chat many times, ask how the boy is doing
>hear that he's gone worse and can't play games anymore because his hands can't hold the controller
>wish them all the best, turn around and cry

I saw a severed penis on the floor once.

>>273865510
>indistinguishable from grease
You're not fooling anyone.

>>273870984

We've been told we can't take in stolen games. I expected that's the case. I called security though, but they couldn't find the person.

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>>273867584

>>273864353

My beard is well groomed beast and truly a thing of beauty.

As long as you shower everyday, or at least before you leave the house, brush your teeth, etc grow all you hair our and plait your armpit into your beard for all I care.

>Go to gamestop
>looking dapper in my fedora + poncho combo
>monogrammed cane slung on my back just for the looks
>only person in the store aside from 10/10 girl working at counter
>pick out a used copy of Shin Megami Tensei: Devil Survivor Overclocked
>bring it to the counter
>tip my hat to the cashier "Madame," I say
>she giggles and looks at the game
>"Wow," she says, "It's rare we see gentlemen with such refined tastes in this store, usually its nothing but cowadoody kids with papas credit card
>Smirk at her, "My mother has always told me that men like me are a special breed"
>She giggles again and brushes her hair back, "y-you got that right" she manages
>my eyes scan downward as she looks at her register
>as I suspected, she was so wet it was soaking through her jeans
>"l-listen" she says, "I get off in 15 minutes and I was wonderi-"
>Door opens violently behind me
>in walks Chad L. Thundercock
>grabs the first multiplayer console FPS he can find
>Pushes me out of the way smashes it down on the counter
>"Ring me up, Bitch" He says to her, laughing
>"O-okay sir" she says nervously, a bead of sweat pours down her face
>I glare at Chad knowingly
>"What are you staring at faggot?"
>"That is no way to treat a lady, sir." I say, voice quivering with rage
>"How would you know, needledick? Bet you've never even had your P in a V" He laughs again
>"I may be a virgin, but at least I know about respect"
>He tries to punch me
>nimbly leap backward, landing on my tiptoes
>unsheathe my cane from my back
>He lunges at me trying for a haymaker
>I dodge him and swing my cane in an arc at his legs
>He falls, hit his head on a life size replica of Halo
>starts to cry, "I'm sorry, to both of you, I am just insecure so I pick on those I deem lesser" he says
>"It's okay," I reply, "just next time chose your targets more wisely."
>he leaves without his game
>cashier leaps across the counter into my arms and kisses me
>"let's get out of here," I say, she just nods.

>>273872110
>fedora
Actually stopped reading there. The fedora stories/jokes are as stale as shrek jokes now.

>>273872250
At least they're not as stale as your mom.

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>literally be me
>used to work at gamestop
>this one customer comes in once a week
>legitimately smells like a barn
>smells like animal piss left to rot and turn into ammonia
>so strong it fills up the entire store and lingers for 1-2 hours (i'm not fucking exaggerating)
>comes in once a week
>my manager calls the district manager and asks if we can kick him out because the smell was so bad a customer gagged and almost puked
>the dm says no because the piss guy is a paying customer
>piss guy continues to come in every week and we get to see our store empty shortly after he comes in

i'm so happy i don't work there anymore

>>273866559
you pointed out a problem with the wording of the question but never actually answered the quesiton

way to be autistic

>>273865813
iktf bro. we should fuck

>>273872110
nice and epic

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Well, once the women at the counter refused to give me the item i pre-ordered because my girlfriend at the time let me infront of her in the waiting line
Not really cringeworthy but meh my life isn't that exciting

>>273872309
Here's that "#rekt" meme you wanted.
Hot and fresh out of reddit

Some kid I assume was between the age of 7-9 came into gamestop asking for games that ran on Windows 95. In the year 2014.

>>273872505
Should've called the manager and got her fired.

>>273872439
>>273872548
It's like I've stumbled on to reddit.

>>273872110
"in walks Chad L. Thundercock"
I fucking lost it

>>273872505
Actually no sorry i remember going in there one day and a child no way over 10 years old was crying because he couldn't get an MA +15 game, was screaming and knocked over one of the game stands and they got asked to leave the store, the mum comes back in about 2 minutes later and buys it for him

>>273872663
It's like that is satire


retard

>>273872663
>oh no! They don't like my epic meme story
>I can't fit in ;_;
>better call them redditors to save my as

>>273872634
All i did was hop out of line and let my girlfriend order the two games that we were getting regardless of who ordered it. It was 12:30 there was no energy left in me to argue with this bitch

>>273872838
>wow go back to reddit
>lol funny meme

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Well, back at the Smash midnight release there was a guy dressed in a Mario costume. He used this as an excuse to talk in a shitty Mario voice all night and he WOULDN'T STOP TALKING. Just blabbering about the most inane shit all night. He also hovered around my friends and I saying nothing while we were playing a couple matches of the 3DS version, which creeped us the fuck out.

Then later when we all lined up, he got his copy and barrelled out of GameStop laughing maniacally and SCREAMING to all the people in line about how we were suckers because he got the game first, as he rode his bike off into the pouring rain.

...Just a hunch, but I think that guy was legitimately autistic.

>>273863373
I only shower every three or four days, and the only way you can tell is how greasy my hair is. I never stink because I don't do anything that would cause me to get dirty or sweaty.

I don't understand how there are people that manage to smell awful all the time.

>>273873071
"As he rode his bike off into the pouring rain"
Sounds like something a fucking legend would do.

>>273864353
I'm a super blonde guy. I can go upwards of a week without shaving because my facial hair is basically transparent

Anyone have the shit and vomit twister spiraling into space picture? Not the break dancing one.

>>273872110
>He falls, hit his head on a life size replica of Halo
>life size replica of Halo

Made me laugh. 10/10

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>>273870504

>go into Game in the UK with my ladm8
>cute girl wearing a fucking Ash Ketcham outfit
>ok
>go up and check when ORAS releases so I can get it for my wife for xmas
>28th, is 27th
>"Fuck, I'm a day early."
>"Are you a pokemon fan? I love pokemon! You should come to our Midnight launch!"
>head to toe in pokemon gear
>"Uh, nah I'll leave it. Do you work here? *She nods* Please tell me they are paying you time and half for wearing that get up *I laugh*"
>"N-no it's mine, I brought it from home. There is this really cool websit-"
>nope the fuck out of there and let my horny friend chat her up

Jesus Christ, even their staff are autists.

>>273873071
Did he run to his bike like Mario with his arms straight out?

>>273871675
Cool story bro

>>273873456
Alpha as fuck

>>273867584
>/v/ defends these "people"

>>273873492
I only heard him running out at first, those column things at the plaza were blocking him and I was towards the back of the line

He was like...filming us with his phone or something. I was trying not to look. Did see him riding away into the night though. He was a character, all right.

>>273873797
>being old enough to marry someone and still visit 4chan
>be young and married

Either way, both are the opposite of Alpa, Anon.

>>273873961
Did he try to ground pound the columns to reveal some hidden coins

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>>273873182

Just a heads up: you smell awful to other people and they simply don't tell you. Seriously. I know you've convinced yourself and that this post won't change your mind, but it is the truth.

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>>273873456
I hate faggots like you. You have probably spent to much time in the /v/ cringe threads that you think anyone doing anything slightly out of the ordinary are autists and not just doing it for fun.

>>273874023
>getting married
>ever

Top Beta

>>273863237
but anon, it does

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>>273867584

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>>273870580
this

>>273874023

27 is too old to visit 4chan?

What the fuck am I supposed to do on the internet when I'm not watching porn?

>>273867584
This song made me remember how fucking much I hate that song.

>>2727387408
I did see that actually. He also did the spin from Galaxy and broke his arms against it

>>273874219
>girlfriend is always complementing my scent
>like will literally take my jacket just to smell
>was genuinely surprised when I told her I only shower about every three days

>>273874538
Meant for

>>273874087

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>>273874223
>getting married
Fucking this

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>>273867584

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>>273863373
>live with gf
>some days she wont shower because, "huur muh hair"
>mfw

>>273871230
That is an actor who was paid to be there to promote a game

right?

>>273874538
What a fucking loser, weak ass arms even after probably spending his days breaking bricks in his backyard with them

>>273874781
You and I wish.

>>273863373
Almost 30, and I've still never had to take a razor to my face.

Life is suffering.

I want an Appalachian mountain man beard more then anything else in the world.

>>273873071
>laughing maniacally riding his bike off into the pouring rain
This sounds amazing

>>273874579
I'd bet your girlfriend is white trash. I think most of us in this thread can see that as well.

>>273874223

Hey, I was being nice because I liked her. She actually spaghetti'd everywhere, if she'd said "Ach, it's just a bit of fun" I'd have agreed and congratulated on the effectiveness of the costume.

Instead, she started telling me where to buy all this shit and telling me all about the different t-shirts she owned that featured Pikachu.

You would have noped the fuck out of there as well.

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>>273867584
>All the single furries
They're all single.

>>273862192
Everything but Video games - /v/

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>>273872110
there's no way thats real

>>273874219
>>273875031
That really depends on his weight and how much he's actually moving around, as well as the temperature.

You're most likely right, but there's a slight chance he's not just bullshitting. I can go two days without showering before people notice depending on what I did on the first day.

>>273875156
First time on memechan?

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>>273874579
>girlfriend is always complementing my scent

I have this too but it's kinda creepy. If we are sitting down somewhere in public and she hugs me she will bury her head into my chest past my jacket/whatever I am wearing because she likes my smell so much. It's cute to me but I imagine it looks creepy as fuck to other people.

However I actually shower everyday unlike you so maybe it is because I actually smell clean and stuff unlike so many people.

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>>273874579
Shes a keeper, anon, marry that bitch and lock it down

>>273872110
>Chad L. Thundercock

>>273872045
those TGT threads must have been the funnest time i've ever had in /v/ in a while

>>273875286

do you use a fabric softener?

>>273874686
FFS in the seond pic she looks more like his mother than wife.

>mfw her "biceps" is almost as big as mine and I'm a fucking dude working out 3 times a week

I don't really have many special GS stories. But whenever i go into mine i cringe heavily. The 3 most dudebro faggots work there and always suggest GTA 5 and COD. No i mean outside of those 2 games literally those 2 games if you mention anything else you're excited for they draw a blank.

GS is easily the least professional place on the planet atleast in my opinion or from my experience. Is it that hard to hire people with even basic AAA product knowledge? Also they were still playing the season 1 trailer for The Wolf Among Us in my GS which is pretty cringe for me.

>>273875436
No I don't. Why?

>>273873071
Worst I ran into was a former coworker of mine who didn't stop talking until I told him I was there with my friends and that the day he quit was the second happiest day of my life, and the only time I was ever happier was twenty minutes before he showed up that day and he should stop fucking ruining it.

And he still didn't stop talking to me like I was his fucking friend. Fuck you, Derrick, I know you come here you fat autistic non-bathing fuck.

>>273874023
WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO ON THE INTERNET ANON???????

TELL ME
BECAUSE I AINT WATCHING SUNDAY FUTBALL

>>273871230
That nigger just doesn't give a fuck. I like that guy.

>>273875220
I'm an underweight hungry skeleton living a fairly sedentary life in an air conditioned house.

It's usually fat poor people who tend to smell the worse.

>>273874456
I feel ya man, I fucking feel ya

>>273875568

i was thinking that could be it, i fucking love the smell of fabric softeners
on the other hand you probably just don't smell like literal shit

>>273863373
>>273862901
>>273862941
>>273872314
/tg/ here.
I used to think they smelled, but they do not compare to wargaming/flgs stores.

>>273874023
Yeah cause FUCK WOMEN am i right guys?

They're all BITCHES and WHORES just like Adachi said right?

haha Virgin 4 life! Who needs women when i have my waifu! They'll never leave me!

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>>273871230
>driving off the track in 8th place because he can't see shit

>>273870580
I really, really, really like my girlfriend's ass, so I would probably save it

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>>273875781
I don't even have a waifu to turn to

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>be at the local gamestop
>waiting in line behind two skinny, average height generic nerds
>one is literally wearing a trench coat
>he goes to hand in his master chief collection to put toward GTA5
>lady clerk offers him some money for it, he laughs and turns around saying it's not enough
>flops onto the ground, letting some dry pasta sticks fall out of his coat pocket
>"You made me spill my spaghetti!"
>his friend bursts out laughing
>me and clerk are just looking at them, and each other, like we wish we were anywhere else

Obviously I didn't let them know I knew what their joke was, but jesus christ.

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>Couple of months ago
>In Gamestop, going through the used movie bin
>Mostly junk in there
>Notice two younger black kids standing behind me, probably 13 or 14
>Talking low and nervous
>"Come one nigga, just do it"
>"Alright alright, hold up man, I'm do it"
>Turn my head over my shoulder to see one of them shoving display cases in the waist band of his pants"
>"Yo bruh, get the mario get the mario"
>"We got to get out of here yo I think he seen us"
>Fat neckbeard behind the counter isn't even standing but sitting down laughing at some shit on his phone completely oblivious
>"YOOOO HE CALLIN THE COPS"
>"WE OUT THIS MOTHER FUCKER"
>Neckbeard jumps out of his chair startled
>Two kids go running out of the store full speed
>Game cases tucked in waist band slip down into his pant legs
>Awkwardly runs across the parking lot with square looking legs clunking together

I don't know I guess they were actually stealing the games and not just the cases

>>273874579
men smell good to women, film at 11.

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>>273865709
She's more attractive than Anthony Burch's sister because she doesn't look like Anthony Burch.

>>273875925
Same man, my girlfriend has a top tier ass. She has a skin tone of caramel so her ass is a delicious brown and it's fucking huge.

Same size as Mia Malkova maybe even bigger

>>273862192
>Work at gamestop a couple years ago
>Mom and kid with some kind of mental handicap
>For /v/'s sake let's call it autistic
>Mom always stays in car and sends autist in by himself
>Only gives him a dollar every fucking time
>Kids brain is physically unable to process the fact that 1 dollar isn't enough to buy a 50 dollar game.
>Be nice as fuck to the kid as he brings up game after game after game
>Hate the kid, but it's not his fault
>Fuck you Mom hiding in the car forcing other people to deal with your autistic son instead of you.
>Months of this go by
>One day she finally comes in with him.
>She just wants to buy the cheapest controller because autismo broke his.
>Kid keeps bringing here wrestling games and she keeps telling him no.
>Time slows to a crawl
>He screams at the top of his little autistic lungs
>BUY ME THE GAME BITCH
>Slaps this bitch so hard she almost falls over
>Standing there slack-jawed in shock
>"Y-you shouldn't do that son, h-h-he'll call the cops on you"
>Look lady don't bring me into this
>She apologizes and they leave
>After finishing the purchase of their shitty used controller and some gay wrestling game
>Fucking gamestop

>>273875781
Yeah, pretty much. Besides, I'd rather not have to worry about the actions of another person affecting my own life so intimately.

I want my walls painted a certain color, if you think otherwise, then fuck you get out of my house. Tends to not allow for stable relationships.

>>273876027
>people not hiding their power level in public
>people thinking memeshit irl is funny

Some things aren't meant to be witnessed

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>go into gamestop to kill some time
>browsing through DS games
>guy comes in
>"do you guys have senran kagura on the vita"
>wait what?
>"yeah I saw the gameplay yesterday and really wanted it. Wish it had more games"
>tell him in full range of the store, "most of them are on the E-shop for nintendo, they are pretty alright"
>says thanks and takes his copy of senran kagura and walks out

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>>273875753
>I used to think they smelled, but they do not compare to wargaming/flgs stores

Can confirm. The best part is when you walk into the store and it almost feels as if the air has gotten thicker and warmer because of how strong the smell is. Christ I hate those fuckers so much. It is not hard to jump in the shower once a day or heck once every 2 days.

I mean I am not the best looking guy around but women do take notice if you look clean/smell good. It's not fucking rocket science.

>>273875617
Furry detected

>>273876183
Damn man with that attitude then I don't know what to tell you.

It does suck having to worry about the actions of someone else but at the same time that's also the beauty of it. Having to depend on someone you love.

Coming home to someone you love, spending time with them, making love and all that shit is worth it in the long run.

>>273874686
Her new name should be anchor arms.

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>>273876029
>"We got to get out of here yo I think he seen us"
>Fat neckbeard behind the counter isn't even standing but sitting down laughing at some shit on his phone completely oblivious
>"YOOOO HE CALLIN THE COPS"

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>>273876027
This isn't real. It can't be.

>>273876169
Kid got his game, nice.

>>273870580
Boil her ass to disinfect it. Probably slather some antibacterial on it too. Get it all nice and slick and shiny with the stuff. Just keep rubbing it on. Everywhere.

He touched her tits, too, yeah?

>>273876449
I love my dog but he doesn't bitch at me to leave the seat down for him so he doesn't fall into the toilet when he needs to drink.

And my 20 POUNDS OF PUSSY AND ASS parked next to my bed is good for the rest of what you said.

>>273876440
Nope. I just like to see dedicated gamers.

>>273876449
>having to depend on someone is better for you
i feel almost cartoon villian autistic for not being able to depend on others

>>273876595
Nah dude that's a stereotypical way of viewing how girls are. In the 8 years i've been with my girlfriend she's never bitched at me about the seat.

And we've lived together for about 6

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I once worked at Gamestop and I sold a kid Sonic '06. I tried to recommend him any other sonic game but he refused and I had to sell it to him. I still feel bad to this day.

>>273876029
>Gamestop
>used movie bin
What

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>>273876723
In the two weeks I was with my last girlfriend she did it five times.

No.

>>273876334
You would think people understood to shower if you know you're going to see other people.

>>273875062
It's okay that you're just socially inept, Anon. We all have our faults.

>go to local gamestop
>they don't have PC games anymore apart from WoW
>leave
FUCKING GAMESTOP

>>273876832
PS "games"

>>273874579
That's a natural thing about body odor.

Everyone who isn't sexually attracted to you is repulsed by your odor.

>>273876990
you're a fucking idiot.

>>273874969
if you still haven't got one and you're 30 years old you should just give up

>>273874579
Are you my boyfriend? I do the same thing, and he takes the same amount of showers as you.

>>273875156
I want reddit/tumblr to leave

>>273862192
Nothing amazing but I saw SpiderMan for the PC

>>273876953
one here is a bigger one with used movies and shit

I'm pretty sure they're so hard up they'll sell anything used, pretty soon all Gamestops will have a used car lot that you have to walk through in order to get into the store

>>273867047

/DOA/ is here for you friend

>>273877150
yeah babe add me on steam

>>273877150
>Are you my boyfriend?
Are you in London?

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>>273876871
>shower if you know you're going to see other people

So much this. To be honest I used to not care as much as I did but then I started to come across situations of people who would talk about people behind their backs because they smelled like shit.

People DO notice if you haven't showered for 2 days even if they haven't said it.
People DO notice if you haven't washed your clothes in ages. Even if your clothes are not obviously smelly.

Get clean. Get Good. Get Laid.

Women are fucking disgusting.

At least gay guys clean out their assholes.

I've seen some nasty fucking vaginas in my day. The worst part is they don't even realize it.

>Hey girl, how often do you douche?
>Ha, what?

Get your shit together girls.

>>273875062
I agree, she could have been cute and just said, "I just like dressing up for special events." But instead she turned into a cosplay sperg.

>>273862192
>What's the weirdest thing you've ever seen in a GameStop store?
A wall of PS4 games

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>>273862192
>Go into Gamestop
>Look at some games on the wall
>Have to tilt my head to read the bottom ones
>No big deal
>Decide to look at different section
>Fat woman waddles into store
>Has lots of anime related clothes on
>She goes to the section I was at
>Lays down on the ground and starts reading the game titles
>People walk around her like its a normal thing to do
>MFW

>>273877173
The reason I stopped going to Gamestop is because of their corporate policies forcing the staff to peddle shit to me like it's a Mexican flea market. I just want to buy what I went in there for. I don't want to answer the same 7 questions about preordering or signing up for their gaming club every single transaction.

>>273877215
done give me free games plz lol? :3

>>273876853
I read that in busters voice

>>273877337
Reminds me of how the manga section at Barnes and Noble is filled with nerds just sitting down reading 90% of the time

>>273877420
sent ;)

>>273877150
Oh god, please be in London.

>>273862192
>What's the weirdest thing you've ever seen in a GameStop store?

On black friday a nigger tried to sell his xbox 360 with a gaping hole on the top. You could literally see the disk inside of it. My buddy also told me the controller was piss yellow in color, originally white. Regret not photographing it.

>>273876832
My local gamestop used to have used movies for real cheap, they haven't had in probably 6 years though.

>>273871285
The one I went to didn't have pokemon quizzes or belts

I once saw giant block of swiss cheese shooting lasers at some girl that came in from the rain

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>>273877314
>I've seen some nasty fucking vaginas in my day

I am glad I am not you m8. I enjoy eating pussy almost as much as I enjoy receiving oral and it would legitimately disappoint me if I couldn't because of a nasty ass vag.

>>273876169
People should not have kids over 35, it significantly increases the likelihood of autism, and is the number one cause for it. I hate when parents want to keep an autistic child. It is very selfish and they don't respect other people who have to deal with them, and society at large who has to pay for them.

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>>273877337
>not slavsquatting next to them

>>273877314
Douching is pretty unhealthy.
The ass is not the same as the vagina.

>>273875753
>>273876334

I've learned that your FLGS is the easiest place to make friends with the employees and owner. All you have to do is follow two simple rules:

1) Practice good hygiene.
2) Understand that they're not paid to have conversations with you about your hobbies.

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Here's a story.
A buddy of mine got fired from there recently.
He was working behind the desk, black guy comes in and asks to see a PS4 acting like he was going to buy it.
My buddy shows it to him, the guy thinks he's slick and grabs the box and dashes to the front door.
My buddy being fast as fuck jumps from behind the counter (I shit you not) and tackles the black guy inches from the door to the ground and holds him there while a customer calls the cops.
While the cops take their time, the black guy clutches the damn ps4 box kicking the shit out of my buddy.
Anyway cops come, take the guy.
Later on the manager fired my buddy, reason being since he technically "never left the store with the ps4" it wasn't theft so in order to avoid drama my friend was fired.

Fucking Gamestop.

Not particularly weird, but you ever have people literally shilling a game? Like they're trying to sell you on a game?

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>>273862192
>At the midnight release for inFamous 2
>Me and four of my friends talking to the cashier and having a good time
>We're the only ones in the store
>"I'm glad you guys actually have social skills. Normally guys just walk in here and stare at games until midnight. It's weird."
>Almost as if on cue
>Door opens
>Pale white albino walks in
>looks like he weighs 90 pounds wet
>Wonders over to the PS3 section and says nothing to us
>"...see what I mean?"
>mfw

>>273877690
>FLGS
Florida Gamestop? Not everyone lives in Florida, thank god.

I've said it before but I'll post again just because.

>be working at gamestop
>release date of Sonic game
>ringing up tons of Unity and Master Chief Collection, forget Sonic is out
>30something manchild walks in
>wearing overalls, bright striped shirt, 70s glasses, nasally voice
>stutters and can't keep eye contact
>"c-can i g-get my s-sonic pre-order please...?"
>put it on counter and go through transaction
>hear him squeal a bit when he saw the game
>watched him take out Sonic wallet, tattered and worn out
>see him pull out a wrinkled roll of dollar bills
>paid the rest with credit
>guy with him asked if he wanted another game
>manchild does some stupid cartoony pout and says "hmph" releatedly
>doesn't get one
>leaves with game
>hurries back and wants his pre-order figure
>looked like he was seriously about to cry
>gave it to him and he left

Pretty much confirmed for me that Sonic fans are nothing but autistic and socially awkward to the point the cringing just hurts. Other than that, no complaints. Had a few niggers call us racist because we needed ID from them for Advanced Warfare. And stupid broads who can't speak English.

>>273874686
she's cute in the first pic

why does /v/ hate her again? haven't been here in a couple weeks, I think I missed it. Is she turning him into an SJW like Egoraptor and Pissed-off Pedro?

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I worked at a Gamestop during and right after it was still called Funcoland.

Picture related.

>>273876440
he's talking about the guy not in the fursuit retard

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>go to local gamestop excited to get my hands on the new Omega Ruby
>bump into someone coz i wasn`t really paying attention at all
>"hey, watch where your going" it was a girl, and a cute one i must say
>loveatfirstsight.mkv
>flashed my killer smile as i apologized
"oh sorry about that haha"
>I then proceed to pick up the game that she dropped
>Fucking My Little Pony Pinkie Pie's Party for 3ds
>lost interest, hand it to her
>"oh thanks, so do you come here more oft.."
>ignored her and went to get mah game
>mfw i have to run back home coz i forgot my wallet

>>273877904
ah, the retail industry...

Dude, get a better job. Seriously.

>>273877712
Most stores like that have new employees sign papers saying they won't try to stop shoplifters physically and shit like that because they don't want to get sued.

I work there.

I used to work in a black area and it was great. store smelled good, niggas bought madden call of duty and nba, the nerdy weeby black people didn't smell like ass and bought their japanland bullshit and fightan gaems.
the occasional white customers weren't entitled, it was good times.

I got promoted so now i work in this mostly white store and i swear to god i don't know what it is about you /v/ fucks, but every time you come into my god damn store, you act like no one who works there knows anything about games or has never played an obscure title. and what's worse is you hold up every line with your autismal questions about everything you buy.

and you ALL. SMELL. LIKE. SHIT.

5 minutes, people. take a fucking shower.

and i know it's you because you all make some random mention of 4chan when you come in.

>>273878038
no he isn't

>>273878126
Funny enough, this is the best job I've had so far.

>>273875156
>meme face
>tumblr source
>even implying it was supposed to sound remotely real

howdy, newfriend

>>273875114
not pamperchu

>>273877904
>manchild does some stupid cartoony pout and says "hmph" releatedly
Chris-chan?

>>273878232
Well, more power to you then. I don't think I could ever go back to working in that kind of environment.

>>273877636
I agree completely. Autistic people are complete failures to society. Not trying to be edgy or anything but a majority of them are useless human beings.

There are some that are like prodigies. I knew a guy who's brother was autistic but was godly at any video game and was taking Calculus AB in freshman year.

He's an engineer now but hes autistic.
Then there's the autists like Chris Chan or whatever that are complete failures and amount to nothing.

>>273878380
Try the food service industry.

>>273868080
>>273866198
Looks more like the dude passed out. The dude has short simple hair so he obviously wasn't sitting long and must be really fucked up.

Barber can't do his job cuz guy is fucked up and passing out. His kid sitting there snickering probaby isn't helping.

>>273864353
>shaving every day

Yeah, show me that babyface, boy, I want to see it twist while I ravage your boipussy.

>>273878412
If I had an autistic child, I'd probably restrict his access to entertainment, put him around hobbies that could actually build relevant skills. But yeah. Fucking entirely agree.

>>273878538
~uguu

I saw a dead body of the person who insulted me

>>273877504
>>273877241
LONDON
O
N
D
O
N

>>273878469
Tiger direct, up to $28 an hour on commissions.

>>273878317
I would rather be single than be getting blasted in by the ass by someone old enough to be my dad.

>>273878469
...it's hell

Chick-fil-a is hell on earth

>>273878626
LONDON
YES

>>273878731
Tell us a story

>>273862941
This.

I never thought it was a thing until smash 4's release

went to halo 4's as well with probably the same amount of people, no smell

>>273878731
I thought they were one of the better fast food service gigs out there. What is their issue?

>>273878683
Confirmed for never been blasted in the ass by an old guy. Literally the hottest sex you'll have.

>>273877740
No, fuck you, I'm in the store to pick up my new video game, it's not a fucking social event, I don't want to chat up the fucking Gamestop cashier

>>273877746
friendly local game store.

>>273877904
I used to work at Chuck E Cheese's and we had a literally autistic Sonic fan who would hang around the merchandise booth. I made the mistake of talking about the Sega Genesis within earshot of him one day. I couldn't work the booth after that.

>>273878201
as much as people on /v/ shit on niggers they fail to realize that even at their worst they're still better than putting up with the majority of white people bullshit in retail.

Either you get the hyper-entitled white soccer mom who has to talk to the manager every time you look at her funny, or you get the worst of the worst neckbeard crowd that leaves the store uninhabitable for hours after they leave.

I worked at a black gamestop too and the worst i ever had to deal with were dumbass kids who would steal the cases off the shelves thinking the games were inside, or the occasional niggette barging through the store crying about racism and how she's going to sue because we didn't sell her obviously underaged son the new Grand Theft Auto.

Honestly i'd rather go back to that than spend 5 minutes working in the gamestop across town that deals with all the spaghetti, autism, and foul smells.

>>273878564
>>273878412
>>273877636
As some one who was diagonsed with a form of autism I want you to know that I am currently working on my masters degree and already have a decent job lined up/place of my own. I go to social events and such and people dont even know I have it. Yet i still play vidya and jerk it to anime any time im at home and im completely satisfied with life now.
So fuck off, if you have an autistic child, learn what makes them great and then nuture that. theatre is a secret to overcoming autism thats why i want to work as an Art theirpist

>>273864353
>This fag lacks a beard.

>>273878875
he's a chicken, of course chik-fil-a is hell on earth

>>273878125
If she at the very least looked normal chances are she wasn't entirely into the retarded MLP thing. Maybe just enjoyed the show and that's it. You could have fixed her, Anon. You could have.

>>273875062
Some anon's are so desperate that they will flagellate themselves just to make awkward women feel normal. I would've left too.

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>>273878125
>Goes to get Pokemon rehash.
>Disgusted by MLP game.
You're one to talk, anon.

>>273878469
Work in a factory for a year and tell me food service is bad.

>go to gamestop
>buy my game
>have a little chat with the cashier about the game
>wish him a nice day and leave

Seams like the gamestop in germany is a normal place , i never saw some strange shit going in there..

>>273878929
I'd rather be blasted in the ass by a hot old guy.

>>273878875
>>273878920
The issue is that everyone expects you to be the nicest person on earth. So they treat you like dogshit.

Managers give hours "competitively" which is bullshit because they give it on favoritism and it's obvious.

There's a 15 year old girl that works there and gets double the hours than I do and I'm 20. She doesn't do shit but talk with the managers the entire time and always bitches that she has too many hours and begs people to take her shifts.

This one time an old guy was screaming at me that he wanted crispy nuggets with no breading. I suggested the grilled nuggets and he got fucking furious and demanded to see my manager.

>>273879094
>or you get the worst of the worst neckbeard crowd that leaves the store uninhabitable for hours after they leave.
I actually shave just before I go to GameStop so I don't show up with a neckbeard.

I'm always afraid of being that guy.

>>273867584
That makes me want to curb stomp myself somehow

>>273862901
B.O absolutely. Everytime I go in there it smells like tons of fat nerds that dont shower unless their parents make them.

>>273879098
That's good for you anon. You're the small minority and I'm happy for you

>>273867584
imagine how unbearably sweaty they must be inside those suits

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/v/ do you have any black friends?

If you do, do they get violent when playing video games as you would expect?

>>273879292
facial hair doesn't matter as long as you shower every fucking day and wash your clothes.

it's just that 99% of the time people who smell so foul also have neckbeards and some of the grimiest outfits you've ever seen.

>>273877982
Shut the fuck up.
>why does /v/
No one gives a shit about what /v/ thinks. Shut the fuck up.

>>273876027
Once I read "spaghetti" I just stopped and assumed it was that dead meme.
But I read it again and... Holy shit. There is no way that's real.

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I'm the one that took this photo.

>>273879448
Weeb blacks are huge autistic pussies that are more likely to throw a bitchfit than "get violent"

Maybe it would be different if I played Madden

>>273871552
Poor kid

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>>273867584

does anyone else just find this embarrassingly hilarious, because I do

>>273879276
welcome to fast food

luckily i could get away with all sorts of shit where i worked because the owner was pretty cool

old people are always the worst about coming up with something to bitch about

it also convinced me that all black women are insane, no exceptions NONE

>>273879252
Go stick a pencil up your urethra and tell me factory work is bad.

>>273879636
>1383498192168.jpg
yeah right

>>273879276
Welcome to the real world faggot. How do you not already know this is how the world works? You could do fuck all, be the worst staff member ever, but if your friends with the bosses it doesn't matter. Best way is to buddy them yourselves or just go out of the way to be the best colleague ever (yeah right, no one has the motivation for this) or just simply don't give a fuck since your job is dead end and laughable anyway.

>>273864556
This guy knows what's up.

>>273879636
Kawaii~

>>273879276
>crispy nuggets with no breading
Do they not understand that all this food comes out of the freeze already made?

>>273879448
He gets butthurt, not mad. Whooping that boy in NBA2K always feels so good.

>>273879098
Mine is tabletop roleplaying.

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>>273879647

>>273878125

I kek'd.

Buy, anon... What if she seen it and thought "What the fuck is this gay shit?" and was just looking at the case thinking "Not even if they paid me." until you bumped into her.

>>273879727
Asians and Indians are the worst, they always leave their shit everywhere.

>>273879768
Man I've been here longer than the fucking managers, I trained half of them how to do their job.
I work my ass off and I'm lucky if I don't get sent home early for "labor issues" or if i get a 4 day work week

>buy an xbone a few weeks ago
>controller's buttons start sticking even though I don't eat food or anything while using it
>take it back to see if they'll replace it
>girl at counter asks me what I want in a really condescending tone
>tell her my situation
>looks at me like I'm a literal retard
>suddenly other cashier comes out and says "Yeah, no problem. You have your receipt? Oh good."
>girl starts to say "But I was dealing with it..."
>we both look at her for a second, then back at each other
>he says "here you go," hands me a controller, and I'm on my way

Why would she act like I'm the idiot for wanting a replacement when they give replacements for broken products?

>>273879636
that's cute, I'd have left the store for fear of shitting up the environment.

>>273879636
i know this is not a normal or acceptable thing to do in gamestop but i kinda can't find fault with this

>reasonably attractive (not super hot but not 0/10 either)
>fit, can dress normally
>doesn't appear dirty or mentally disabled

i dunno. I can get what you're trying to say with this but i'm just not feelin it. Maybe if she was 300 pounds with a naruto headband i might be more inclined to make fun of her. but as of now i could really care less (unless i had to get to the 3ds games she's blocking)

>>273877982
She's a pretty heavy SJW that's arguably responsible for not-supporting James in a lot of his endeavours.

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>>273874969
i know exactly how you feel

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>>273879908
>not a body pillow

>>273879985
Are there no other jobs? Why aren't you developing up to something?

>>273879908
RIP Thad

he was a real american hero

>>273880029
You probably look and smell like shit

>>273880052
>people like this now post on /v/
I'm glad I left.

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>>273867584
>>273874730
>>273873816
>>273870171
>>273868637

>>273880161
I'm in school to be an ER nurse, I'm just doing this as a side job to get cash for car, vidya, gf, etc.

>>273874579
Humans are destroying the moisture of their skin and natural scents by showering every day.

>>273880201
>left
>still here

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>>273880230
fucking badass as shit

>>273880029
Because it requires her to do more than pretending to work the register.

>>273880242
Then dont worry about it. Ive had shitty jobs in my past, at the time it sucked but right now I can't even remember why I hated it or any of the people I met there.

>>273879736
>mandatory overtime
>12 hour shifts
>no vacation or holidays for the first year
>starting pay is usually $.50 below base
>stuck in third/graveyard and have to compete for first
>at least half of your check gets thrown away on union dues. 401k, etc.

Sound appealing? Reminder: you're getting paid what someone at the McDonald's drivethrough is.

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>>273867584
The end times is now

>>273879098
Sorry, when I say autistic I mean someone who really can't function at all in society, not someone like forest gump. Yes I realize autism ranges stretch far and wide, but again if people (mainly mothers) only had children before 35 the world be better for it. Again, good for you for getting through your problems. I was born to parents around age 45 and I still disagree with it.

>>273867584
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JFSUNHGg9uw&list=UUZCs7ibCYrS5dgGGCbQTisA

>worked at gamestop for a few years
>one time, while it was slow this dirty mallrat walked in and was standing playing the interactive, 360 some shitty sports game
>holding the controller, standing and staring open mouth agape at the screen
>I'm filing games, my store's two SGA's are doing paper work trying to look busy
>he starts wiggling his right leg
>we all saw it, but assume his ass itched or something
>over the next few minutes he wiggles it more frequently, and harder
>finally gives one great wiggle and unleashes a giant fucking turd, right on the carpet
>i stop filing games, my mangers stop looking at paper work and all stand there kind of in shock
>he turns slack jawed back to us, mouth still agape and doesn't look bothered or say a word
>finishes the demo, and calmly walks out
>my dick SGA looks at me and says "Anon get the-"
>Already fed up with his shit I say "No, I'm not cleaning that shit up"
>the other SGA says he should do it since its his night to clean the store
>he cleans it up, the store manager doesn't believe us the next day

I've got lot's of stories if anyone's interested.

>>273879908
miss this guy

>>273880258
if you're not going to use soap at least fucking rinse off with hot water every day.

seriously, the odor comes from dead and decaying skin cells and the bacteria that consume them. Clean off the fucking dead skin cells somehow and you eliminate a majority of the smell.

And as far as hair goes, rinse that shit out every day. You can wash it every 2 or 3 days if you must but if you're not thoroughly rinsing it out with hot water you're not solving any of your greasy hair problems. You're only making it worse.

>>273880197
I don't, though.

>>273880482
You forgot that you have to stand and walk for the whole fucking shift. No sitting down where I work.

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>>273879094
>Nigerian guy walks in
These guys are always the best customers, sensible and civil. They're like the best bits of a white guy and the best bits of a black guy.

>>273880230
>ywn go to a FurBQ and bang another furry on the hood of a car

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>>273874764
yeah dude, it is because the hair...

>>273877328
Aah, a Pink Floyd promotion.

>go to gamespot to pick up a wii u
>I asked if they had a specific bundle in stock and the employee goes away for a little bit to check if they have one in back somewhere
>the other cashier is a 7/10 grill
>some neckbeard comes up to her
>"do you like zelda?"
>"uhh yeah zelda is great"
>"are you familar with the timeline?"
>"uhh what do you mean?"
>guy goes on to explain in excruciating length every aspect of the zelda timeline.
>he is obviously really attracted to the girl and is standing really close to her
>he thinks he is impressing her but she is extremely uncomfortable judging by her body language and just wants to get away from this guy
>out of the blue he asks her if she wants to go on a date after she gets off work
>"uhh thanks but I have stuff to do today"
>he keeps asking her different days of the week if she is free then

My cashier came back with the wii u and I paid and left so I never saw how the ending played out. I felt really bad for that girl

>>273863373

Showering every single day is bad for you though.

>>273862901
>building full of sweaty nerds
>operated by sweaty nerds
>50% of them probably wanked in the last 24 hours

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>>273880919
>>50% of them probably wanked in the last 24 hours
You're telling me 50% of them MISSED A DAY?

>>273877241
Yes

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>>273878125
> Go to local gamestop, picking up a christmas gift for my little sister
> Just got the game, and suddenly I get bumped from behind
> He's pretty fat, but he seems kind. I kind of dig fat guys, they're all cuddly like a teddy bear
> Decide to play it cool
> "H-hey, watch where you're going!"
> His face turns into this really creepy grin
> "OH... I am SORRY about that, hahaaaa"
> Jesus, this guy is kinda creepy
> He picks up the game i dropped
> He looks at it disgusted and hands it to me, literally looking down his nose at me.
> Decide to be nice regardless
> "Oh thanks, so do you come here often?"
> He puts on some kind of stetson and then turns, and throws his scarf over his shoulder and grabs a copy of Pokemon Omega Ruby
> I realise he's dropped his wallet
> I try to get his attention to hand it back to him, but he's deliberately keeping his back to me.
> When I try to go around the front he turns 180 degrees so that I can't talk to him.
> I give up
> He goes to pay and then realises his wallet's missing, turns bright red, leaves the game on the counter and runs out
> I decide to just hand his wallet in to the cashier.

Fucking pokefags man.

>>273880841
Is she still alive?

>>273880570
more please

>>273880919
>not wanking at least twice a day, maybe more

>>273880841
>and I stood there and watched the whole time

lel

>>273880757
That or they're arrogant, condescending shits

>>273881208
I wank 2 times a day every day for the past 8 years

I don't wank if i have sex with my gf in the same day

>>273867584
The hell is that background music. It sounds like they took a midi of a dog barking

>>273881098

Kek

>>273881098
Underrated post

>>273879276
>15
>minimum age to work there is 18

Let me tell you what you're full of shit.

>>273876334

Just febreeze anyone who weighs over 250 or is wearing a pony shirt.

>>273879636
>taking the photo
>not ripping her boots off and jerking off on her legs and feet
Faggot.

>>273881318
That's usually the women

>>273881427
You can work fastfood at 15 if you have a workers permit.

>>273881427
You would think so

but you'd be wrong; it's far more common than you think