>wake up >another day at /v/ mansion >some fag stil

>>273653619
>not having someone post comics on the fridge with he caption LOL on a folded sticky note

this isn't /v/

>some of the halls are filled with graffiti
>generally loss comics, ranging in quality from beautiful drawfags to lines drawn with shit
>the insurgency room has constant cries of ALLAHU ACKBAR, TAKBIR, and constant nasheeds
>some fag walking around mumbling about "g - oodra fem - ale"

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>>273654152
>>some fag walking around mumbling about "g - oodra fem - ale"
>can't have a conversation with anyone without telling them they disagree with him

>>273654152
>>273654341
Can someone explain what the absolute FUCK that goodra shitposting is?
I see it all the time

>>273654465
No one knows.

>>273654152
>get all my airsoft gear from my mom's place
>suit up, operator as fuck
>make my way to the door of the insurgency room unnoticed
>*creak*
>throw airsoft grenade in
>hear someone screaming, like, he won't stop
>allahu ackbars all over
>bust in, full auto unload my 500 round mag into the room
>people lying on the ground, crying
>notice some guy is bleeding from his eye
>the grenade
>oh shit
>someone apprehends me
>I'm kicked out for good
Fucking mudslime cancer ruining everything

>>273653619
>wake up
>one guy in a toy motor car crashing into everyone in the corridor
>random fat guy in a police suit waddles up to him and pulls him out the car
>the guy who get's thrown out the car screams WASTED and flops about a bit
>random stalker fag runs in and starts throwing bolts at people
>then some guy in starts throwing butter at him and screaming TIME FOR FEASTS
>sudden random insurgency player comes along and throws a pipe bomb screaming ALLUHA ACKBAR
>go back to bed

Who the fuck is our benefactor

>>273655286
The one guy that won the lottery but pretends to be an anon so faggots don't beg shit from him.

>not blasting this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u_7z_WVcpdw

>>273653619
>going to bed, just about to turn off the light when I notice 3 fuck off green lens in the corner of the room
>some guy dressed all in black crouched in the corner behind the door, where a tiny bit of shadow is
>he stares at me
>I stare at him
>"You can't see me I'm in the shadows"
>literally a slightly darker shade of light in that corner of the room
>he throws a brick at another side of the room
>180 and go sleep somewhere else for the night

retarded summerfags attempting to le epicly personify le /v/ and le /v/ culture

fuck off.

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WHO THE FUCK FLOODED THE ENTIRE BASEMENT WITH LAVA

I KNOW IT'S YOU DWARFFUCKERS

>Entire fridge filled with a variety of doritoz,hotpockets and mountain dew

>Walk into living room
>everyone wrapped in blankets wearing winter clothes
>won't shut up about how comfy they are

Who the hell put a picture of Iwata on the Gaben statues face?

>>273656374
>heading down the corridor when some fat neet sniffs at me and turns up his piggy nose
>"fucking newfags get the fug out my mansion"
>have to squeeze past his immense flab as he plays on his Gameboy (not gameplay colour it's not retro enough)
>I rustle his flaps a bit and his dorritos and mountain dew drops onto the floor
>piggy squeals and drops to hands and knees
>"fucking newfags FUCKING NEO /V/ RUINING EVERYTHING STOP POSTING GAME ONLY KONAMIS PLEASE FEED ME 60 DOLLAR DEMOS
>he can't get back up off the floor, his arms just won't support him
>random cod guy comes out and t-bags him
>we grin at eachother and I wander off, leaving the petulant mess of a NEET to soil himself on the corridor floor

>>273656790

jesus christ.

>>273656878
wish there was weight restrictions for the /v/v mansion

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>entire attic is a blanket fort
>no grills aloud
>invade mansion every E3
>anons lost for months within the labyrinth
>rumors of a "minotaur" lurking within
>is gabe newell
>hands out steam gift cards for free

>>273657349
>/z/
>beehive
EVERY TIME

>>273658121
Most people probably won't understand that reference any more.

>notice a room that I've never seen before
>ice coming from under the door
>open it
>several freezers blasting, windows are open in the middle of winter
>bunch of guys wrapped up in layers and layers of winter clothing and drinking hot drinks
>playing banished, euro truck sim, the long dark, don't starve, etc
>the word comfy is carved into every desk and all over the ice
>they all slowly turn their heads toward me
>inhuman screaming
>close the door and never go back

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>>273653619
W-Who wants to go grocery shopping with me? We're running out of Doritos and Mtn. Dew.

>>273658465
/z/ still exists, only extreme newfags don't know about it

>>273658647
What do you think makes up most of the site's population now?

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>>273658647
>/fk/ doesn't exist anymore

>>273657349
Where's /pol/

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AYYYYYYYYYYYY LMAO

>>273658647

I've been here since 2007 and I don't recall /z/. I do remember /5/ though.

>>273658528

>comfy threads

it just doesn't really compute with me, it's like the equivalent of FUN threads or something.

>>273658628
fuck off cunt I'm playing vidya games
>"pfft"> leaving the mansion to not play video games, ever
>"yeah, what a try hard nerd wanaabe attention seeking whore!"

Who the fuck ordered 50 different pizzas again?
Honestly someone please come claim these pizzas, I'm not paying for them.
And I sure as hell ain't tipping.

>>273659365
I see it as people getting eachother into a certain mindset they love and giving ideas on how to get into that mindset. I actually wouldn't mind a FUN thread where everyone tried to get others into a mindset where video games are fun. We both know it wouldn't work though.

>Friday night
>everyone watching anime
>New Fag mutters "we should have a party or something"
>shocked gasps echo through the mansion as everyone trips over various tangled power cords looking for cover
>silence
>suddenly the front door is sliced open as every W101 owner in existence flood the room
>all 5 obese men start blaring butt rock industrial jazz house wave slicing and shooting up furniture
>The giga nigga in the mansion lifts the entire couch and tosses it
>At this point the mansion is on fire
>The new fag is blocked

>>273659610
Just do it like me and tip your fedora.

>>273658112
my sides are nearing alpha centauri
is there a way someone could make a doom map or something like that with this idea?

>>273659678

I find it's awfully bizarre none the less. Oh god the shitposting would be out of control, mods would probably delete the thread on sight.

>>273659113
Hiding from da jooz in the shelter with /x/ and /k/

>>273659113
Didn't exist when this picture was made
Note the lack of /vg/, /vr/, /vp/, /out/, /lgbt/, /mlp/ etc etc etc