MMO stereotypes, people you will find in damn near every single

>>273226495
>The circle jerking guild hat invites newbies but never talks in chat, only in their circle jerking cum caked TeamSpeak channel.

I hate you faggots

>That old ass lady with kids who calls everyone dear and uses the :) emoticon a lot
and I know a lot of you faggots are here on /v/

>Those fucking stuttertype fucks who pretend to be girls for attention and act all innocent and shit when lewd jokes are made but in reality you are a huge slut

>>273226745
>that one faggot who is afraid to use his mic

>people of varying proclivities and backgrounds
AAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUUUGH

>The guy who says gratz in chat for EVERY SINGLE FUCKING ACHIEVEMENT

>that guy who was always hanging out in front of Org
>like even if no one else there and it was the middle of the night
>and he was never afk

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>bro GM that promotes his girlfriend to Officer, shits on the guild to 'make her feel welcome'
Every fucking time.

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>that guy that doesn't thank his healer

>the flirty fat girl who uses tons of emotes

>The guy who has to get up in the middle of a raid to do his evening prayer.


Mashallah

>that one guy who is great at his role
>never says a word in game
>never speaks at all on mic

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>that one guy who played a girl in order to get paid items and valuables
That was me.
Sorry. Not sorry.
Thanks for $135

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>>273227293
>that healer that thinks he cant be replaced

>The guy who plays a slut character on every single one of his alts

I'm that guy

>>273227359
His teeth are fucked

>Those guys who play MMOs unironically

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>that one dps that carries on that tanking and healing are easy
>he makes a tank or healing alt
>spends ages gearing it
>comes to alt raid
>completely sucks
>rerolls to another dps alt

>>273227243
So he's NOT a bro.

>>273227425

I think the lighting is weird, his teeth is perfectly fine in the rest of the video.

>>273227425
Eh slightly in front and behind.

Who gives a fuck?

>>273227591
>>273227575
They are fucked.

Objectively fucked.

>>273227591
Your dad will give a fuck with those chainsaw teeth scraping across his micropenis.

>>273227243

This cunt. I fucking hate this shitcunt and his shitcunt girlfriend with the fury of a thousand suns.

>bitch is terrible at her class
>always gets a raid spot, regardless, because she has a cunny

Fucking whores.

>>273226495
>the one kid who is obviously an officers younger brother who keeps whispering you how to pull big dick DPS because he plays the same class as you
How do I tell this kid to politely fuck off. If you don't know how to do your rotation by now you should just fucking quit.

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>>273227243
>GM kicks his girlfriend out of the guild

>>273227567
He's a bro up until he starts putting his girlfriend before the guild. This happens less with married couples for whatever reason though.

>>273227651

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AAbokV76tkU

They seriously look fine to me.

>Social guild with hundreds of players
>Vent is empty
>No one ever fucking talks
>Only "grats" on leveling/achievement
>Absolutely zero communication
>When someone does type something it gets replied with "lol" or completely ignored

Never joining a "social" guild again. Best guilds are the ones with turbonerds.

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>>273226886
ohh God I know one of these guys in real life
morbidly obese,neckbeard,acne at the ageof 25,only uses goth chick names and sexy goth chick pics,cries all the time that he can't get a girlfriend and he is more stupid than a bag of doorknobs
practically take every single stereotype you can think of and put it into a single person that lives and breaths the same air as you

>>273227337
Having Gregor in the guild would be great.

>>273227696
Am I missing something? That car comes outta fucking nowhere.

>>273227739
>>273227651

Disregard me, I'm fucking retarded. I thought it was 1 singer.

You're right, that guy's teeth are fucked unless he undergoes reconstructive surgery.

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>>273227396
>guildmates in every guild going to their healers for personal life advice.

But why though? We're just as socially inept as you guys and this isn't just me this has happened to other healers I've talked to as well.

>>273227739
That one dud'es bottom row of teeth are fucked man.

Why can you not see this?

His teeth are fucked.

>That one guy who's a total bro and is always nice and cracking jokes in chat
>But he never fucking does anything with the other members in-game

I am that guy. Entirely selfish and will only do shit with you if it benefits me personally.

>>273227696
what

>>273227729
>happens less with married couples
When you live with someone for awhile you start to get sick of seeing them everyday. I'd imagine thats the reason

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>>273227739
>bigbang
I won't tell anyone

>>273227739
dude how long has top's teeth been fucked like that. i just now noticed that

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>>273228091
I'm not the only one who listens to kpop on /v/?

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>>273228472

Nah, there are a bunch of Fairy Types on /v/.

>that one guy who randomly goes off into the middle of nowhere with low level naked female characters and spends 3 hours going entirely silent

i hope they had fun on that picnic

> that one officer that says "kbock that off" or threatens to gkick when someonr makes a nigger joke
fuck that guy....my response was always
/gquit

>>273228572
>noise rock lumped in with 3 shit genres

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>that one guy who plays tank or heals
>goes afk constantly
>goes afk in the middle of pulls and lets the group wipe
>sorry was on FB/phone/alt tabbed/talking to someone etc

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>>273226886
I'm the second one, minus the stuttering and attention whoring.
Because stuttering is stupid. And as a healer, people always came to me without doing much on my part.
Heal/Support is best class

>>273227932
Well, you're a healer, you're like a doctor. Doctors are healers, and therapists and psychologists are types of doctors.

That's my take on it anyway

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>>273228472
Don't let your identity slip!
What's your favorite band?

>>273226495
>that one chick who's into SS

>that one guy who thinks its completely fine to let chinese ding dongs level your characters for you
>that one guy who thinks it's okay to buy gold because "it's my money, I do what I want!"

This guy was terrible in raids on a performance level, yet he still led each raid.

>tfw when I'm too lazy to want to actually do anything
>always just want to go for the battery/walking aura class so I can just afk there and still be a credit to a party

I really need to reconsider why I even play video games.

>>273229013
>implying i have a favorite
Lately i've been following speed and BTS

Ya'll are in some shitty guilds

>GM acting like a douchenozzle, giving himself gear over people better than himself, taking tank gear when hes dps etc
>nope.bat
>all the good players mutiny
>plans to make a new guild
>he literally passes GM and leaves

Why even stay in a guild where the leaders are inept, there is literally more guilds trying to find people than players.

>>273229507
>Ya'll were in some shitty guilds
Fixed, I doubt a lot of people stayed after their guilds pulled bullshit

>That guy who is always the only one online if you log in the middle of the night.

get some sleep bro

Fuck, I destroyed this thread with a single gif.
Let's talk more MMO now.

>the creepy guy who joins a guild because he heard there were girls in it

>>273229841
How does it feel being too beta to even go the whole way in being a tripfag? Why haven't you just sodukud your way out of your piss bottle existence yet?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2d3s7VrTftA
Remember when WoWCrendor was good?

>>273230025
Because /v/

>>273228572

>no hip hop/rap

>the guild full of really nice and helpful people that are always willing to help with dungeons, crafting, new gear for alts, etc.
>they fucking suck when doing dungeons and raids

>>273228572
Where's Powermetal and FolkMetal?

>The mediocre DPS who switches to healer and becomes the best healer by far
>The shitty healer who switches to DPS and becomes bottom of the barrel

>>273228717

>he thinks noise rock isnt a shit genre

>be in guild
>play well, become frustrated with leadership and other people not caring as much as I do
>somehow become a class officer
>eventually become fed up when guild leader does stupid shit and plays favorites and leave guild
>get whispers from half the guild asking if im making a new so they can mutiny
>quit the game instead
>how the fuck did i get respect?

>>273230139
Goddamn, the altaholic really hits home. If I play an MMO long enough, I will end up thinking "this is the class for me" about every single class in the game at some point, and each time I legitimately think I've found a class I'm so compatible with that I'll stick with it indefinitely.

>>273229837
I'm that guy. I work from 17:00 to 24:00 and during the day my internet sucks.

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>>273230825

>this is was dps really believe

>that dude that was paranoid about everything and thought everyone was out to get him

>>273227337

The only people who think that these people exist are the shitters who think that it's them. You're just a social misfit who can't even communicate in a fucking MMO.

>>273227693
icy-veins

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>>273231650

These people do exist and are generally not native english speakers. I've seen multiple of them over the years.

>brb smoke break
Fucking kill yourself.

As someone who has never played an MMO, where do I start? Shit looks fun.

>>273227337
>>273231650

nah we had a rogue who was top 5 dps all through ulduar and he never spoke ever

we always geared him first because the guild ran loot council and he was orders of magnitude better than everyone else

all the other rogues hated him

>that one guy who has trouble doing end game stuff so always spent his time helping the lower level players so they could do it

i was that guy

>>273231909
they're in the process of that

>>273231909

play gw2 to see if you like it since its cheap and has no sub fee

you also wont have any of the complaints jaded MMO players had about it

>>273231909
Generally by playing one.

>>273231909
WoW and FFXIV seem to be the best choices out right now

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>that one guy who keeps talking about his experiences with women irl and how he's useless around them

>>273231906
That's what he's doing.

Isn't GW2 combat just a mindless DPS zerg?

The golden age of MMOs is dead. Even the silver age of MMOs is dead. You don't want to get involved in any of them nowadays, the communities suck and the games suck and the developers are leeches only after your money. Well, that was always true, but at least EQ never had blatant pay2win bullshit...wait, EQ did have that $50/mo server where GMs handed out phat lewt like candy...

>>273232192
Guild Wars 2?
>>273232208
Yeah but what game

>>273232636
gw2 is shit

play wow

>>273232636
>>273232259

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>that guy that insists he knows what he's talking about when he tells you how you should build/play your class
>he has a lvl 25 alt and reads elitist jerks, so he obviously knows more than you.

>that guy that thinks elitist jerks knows anything about healing

>>273232259

FFXIV is WoW with FF races and way less content

>>273231909

What >>273232192 said. Guild Wars doesn't have a sub fee, so you can start/stop whenever you want without having to pay a single dime.
Also, I started playing MMO's by playing Guild Wars: Factions; It was a blast, and playing dragon dodgeball got me hooked to the MMO-genre.

Also, you can get into some free to play shit like Mabinogi, Ragnarok Online 2, Eden Eternal, etc. But expect them to be pay to win as well, or how I see it, pay to be kawaii

>>273227043
I hated this when I gave Maplestory a run just to see how it was holding up. On a game where you can reach level 120 within a day don't expect me to even acknowledge you until you reach level 80. Anything before then means you still may end up deleting that character depending on how much you dislike it. That didn't keep people from telling me gratz every fucking level when I was getting like 30 per hour.

>>273232896
of course a game that just came out a year ago has way less content

and to be honest nobody really bothers with old content in wow unless they just want to run an old raid for transmog stuff

>>273226495
>the guy who only ever shows up for raid time and disappears for the rest of the week, probably hates the rest of the guild

You got me. I don't give shit about all the normalfag stuff they talk about but NEET/weeb guilds have cancerous levels of shitposting and they are just so annoying to talk to.

>>273232734
GW2 is better than WoW

>>273232636

Guild wars 2

Its like this.

If you have no MMO experience GW2 will probably seem completely incredible and amazing.

Also no sub fee.

You can always try WoW if you find yourself wanting more.

Think of it this way:

would you start taking meth straight away as your first drug?

No nigga youd start with something like pot and work your way up if you want a stronger high

>>273231519
he thought my shitty mspaint signatures were mocking his photoshop signatures full of smoke and filters

they weren't, but after that i decided to roll with it and really start picking on him. i got kicked but it was worth it.

>>273228572
>Prog in dragon type
Truly god tier

>>273233406
>>273232930

Alright, I'm starting with GW2. Thanks guys, any recommendations on class for a beginner

>>273226495
The shy tank, the guy who is really good and is a riot in guild chat but never talks in voice.
That one healer that always comes later to the raid despite being shit and the only reason you've got him around is you have no substitute.
That one dps that know EVERYONE in the game, you need a tank ? A healer ? An army of damage dealers ? Give him 5 fucking minutes.
The noisy asshole who costantly spams in the guild chat thinking he's funny, he isn't.
The phantom guild leader who hasn't logged in the past 2 years.

>>273233305
you're joking right gw2 is a piece of shit and thats coming from someone who played the original for years

>>273233427

No one asked.

Also you sound like a faggot starting shit for no reason.

>>273233582
my only recommendation is not to go to the gw2 general on /vg/ but maybe join their guild if you cant digest non-4chan communities

>That one guy who always talks about wanting a girlfriend.
>Girl joins a guild
>He shuts up whenever shes in party or voice chat

>>273233582
just play what looks fun also guild wars 2 doesn't use the holy trinity like most mmo's do so dont expect every mmo you play to handle like gw2 does

>>273233582

pick what you feel, play to around level 10 and if you want to try something else switch

The game is really forgiving about switching characters so dont worry too much.

I'd only say maybe engineer or elementalist are the more complex than other classes

>>273233667
cry about it ;)

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which one do I get?

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>the fat mother with multiple kids who doesn't understand how to play the game properly and just fucks around all day never shutting the fuck up

>>273231229
Oh my god FUCK that.

>back in the days of /v/ playing MapleStory private servers together
>private server we were on crashes and burns
>get messages from other /v/irgins asking me if I'm going to another private server so they can follow me
I can't stand being respected or anything in MMOs. It's why after a certain point I'll just be a huge dick and alienate everyone.

>>273233915
Standard

>>273233828
the holy trinity?

>>273233915
just get the standard one

other stuff is just fluff

>>273233915

standard

digital deluxe is a horrible rip off and if you REALLY want it you can upgrade to it later

>>273234123
Is that the one on the left, or something else?

>>273234128

holy trinity is tank/dps/healer

Tank attracts monsters attention, healer keeps everyone alive, dps makes fights faster

In GW2 everyone keeps each other alive and is therefore also responsible for their own survival

>>273234128
the holy trinity revolves around tanks(people who defend the whole group and keep monster from attacking them),DPS/damage dealers(self explanitory) and healers(self explanitory)

so generally its the tanks job to keep enemies from attacking everyone else,DPS job to kill enemies and healers job to keep everyone alive

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>that fucking goth weirdo with the high-pitched voice and horrifying personality

>That guy who does nothing but PVP and thinks PVPers are always better players than PVEers

I am that guy.

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>Join a guild
>Faggot1: whalecum!
>Faggot2: lol welcome to... HELL!!!!!
>Faggot3: welcome new guy, just beware of _name_ he's a noob haha lol/jk <3
>Faggot4: 'Tis fortunate to meet a new freshling, heh. I greet you.
>Guildmaster: Welcome. Make sure you sign up on our forums and make a post regarding your introduction.
>Guildgirl: lolz welcomezzz <33! i hope you're random like the rest of us haha :3 BOOM!
>/gquit

>>273234209

one on left

>>273233927
That picture is amazing. He's literally considering suicide. He's done all the preparations, but he needs to ponder a little first, consider the cons and benefits, figure out if it's the right thing for him.

>>273233915
It just occurred to me that the game was on sale for 20 USD like a week or two ago.
And that black friday/cyber monday are coming up pretty soon.

>Those guilds who think they're hot shit and make you post an application on their forums and conduct a ventrilo interview before they'll let you join

I can't stand that shit, I want to play a game not apply for a second job.

>>273234425
Faggot1 seems like a cool guy.

>>273234578
yeah you can hold off for a bit if you are getting it cheaper you try out a free trial to another mmo in the mean time to get your feet wet

>>273234425
Tell me, anon. What do you want people to do when you join a guild? Say "fuck off, newfag" and kick you out?

There's nothing wrong with welcoming someone.

>>273226495
The faggot who keeps blaming the healer because he didn't heal him when he was at 100% with excess hp.

I fucking hated MMO's for this reason only.

>>273234425
top giggle

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Ever since I quit after wotlk I haven't been able to enjoy vidya. My only hope is corecraft and their eventual wotlk expansion.

>>273234795

There's nothing worse than a shit healer.

>>273233915
>http://www.mmorpg.com/gamelist.cfm/game/473/view/news/read/33124/Guild-Wars-2-Grab-a-Copy-for-50-Off-Starting-Wednesday.html

If you can wait a couple days.

>>273234828

Try WOD, I quit after WotLK as well and WOD is like pure crack cocaine for me.

>>273234843
Yelling at a healer when you're an irrelevent shit tier DPS character at full hp when the tank is at around 60% makes you a faggot, plain and simple.

>>273227559
I was a tank that thought dps is easy and tanking was easy for me, apparently you have to have good internet and high fps to do that.

>>273234843
A shit tank that thinks he's god tier

>>273227932
You must be a healer then, so Ive been having some issues.
My gf ded, wat do?

>>273234923
I've seen some gameplay, it all seems dull. I think my rose tinted glasses are too thick.

>>273227908
Russian transdimensional driving skills. Not even joking. Russiand driving is like indian driving but things seem orderly untill...

>>273226495
>Sheltered Mormon or Baptist teenager who won't shut the fuck up about his dumbass opinions

Drove nearly everyone worthwhile out of the guild. I have no idea as to why he wasn't booted out, besides the GM being kind of absentee post-WotLK.

I was liked in every fucking guild or community i was in. And made some real-life friends like that.

I met a dude close to 13 years ago thanks to Everquest and later Vanguard : Saga of Heroes. We're now best friends. No homo shit.

I don't know how you niggas have so much trouble. It's internet, nobody gives a shit chill out.

That one person that plays a female character, talks in character all the time, even in raids and dungeons, and has them talk in third person. Their character is underage and doesn't know what anything is. It's most likely a 50 year old manchild but you can't say anything because the entire fucking guild loves them for some reason.

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>>273228572

>tfw ice/bug

I simply won't survive against anything in Pokemon, I'm weak to fucking everything.

>>273233927
>my mom plays wow
>she's terrible at it and often wipes on the easiest mobs
>but she enjoys playing it and I can't ever bring myself to tell her that she's bad

Though, I bet she wouldn't even care if I told her she was bad. She plays the game because she has fun with it, and that's really the purest reason to play a game. No min-maxing, no raiding guilds, no schedules, just having fun leveling characters and doing old raids with my dad (and me on occasion).

>muh blog post
oh well.

>that one female healer that tries to flirt with you but since you're autistic you just give her one word replies until she stops and moves on to someone else in the guild

>>273231909
project1999.org if you're not a pleb

>>273235375
i was talking more about the "while husband's away, then i will play (wow)" type of mom
the kind who treats the guild more like facebook and gets everyone involved in her fucking life drama and the game is just a backdrop to her stupid shit

>The tank that does very well but is always drunk
>The guild leaders girlfriend that takes all the drops and causes drama

>>273233406
Rift is better than both of them, is free and the only reason to pay anything are the exp classes, which tend to be shit on their majority.

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>>273234425
Haha, exactly. So much truth, this never fails to happen.

>the canadian that is a stoner and tries to laugh off wipes caused by him

stonerdk you fucking shit cunt it stopped being funny after the fifth wipe

>>273235520
Oh, I've never experienced this person.

Though, I find myself gravitating away from guilds recently. I think most of my characters are in our shared family guild at this point.

>>273228572
Since I can't find folk metal, I suppose I am a Steel Fairy.

>>273235531
>The tank that does very well but is always drunk

Oh these guys,we had more than one suchguy.
>Start of the raid totally normal
>End of the raid barely speaking but performing

>wipe countless times
>about three weeks on the same boss
>raid group about to fall apart
>suddenly it happens
>the boss dies
>everyone cheering in raidcall
I miss raiding

>>273235531
>The tank that does very well but is always drunk

Contrast to my main tank in my guild who was always high as shit and laughing in vent and causing multitudes of wipes on fucking Magmaw.

>>273235531

>get in raid with the guild
>join TS
>literally everyone is drunk
>hurry to the kitchen and grab a few beers for myself
>erryone's getting jolly and fuck
>end up doing much better than average, except for the constant "SHIT GUYS GOTTA TAKE A PISS" brakes.

And not a single repressed trauma was revealed that day, it's nice to raid with occasional alcoholics.

>>273235880
>raidcall

>>273235937
NEETs can't afford Vent servers.

>>273228572
>all those weird as shit sub-subgenres I've never heard of
>no power metal
The fuck?

>>273235968
It's cheaper than an MMO subscription

>>273235975
Remember

no single music can fit into a genre

therefore, as of now, every piece of music is its own genre, so as to avoid confusion.

>>273234425
that sounds fucking horrifying

>>273235360
I always kicked that person out.
Except the one time it was proven she was an 18 year old girl.

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>that one guy who's never actually accomplished anything worth mentioning yet is always boasting about how awesome he is

>>273228472
how fucking new are you? jesus christ
only a newfag would seriously think that he's some sort of special snowflake and the only one on this massive board who listens to something so popular on the internet like k-pop
grow the fuck up

>Anon has invited you to <Guild>
>You have joined <Guild>
>[Guild] GM: Don't ever betray us
>[Guild] Me: ok
>[Guild] GM: welcome we have free repairs

badass guild, we sucked at everything but it was a nice group of fags

>be 14
>mom is interested in WoW, says she wants to know what her son's interests are and all of that
>She ends up playing with me
>Eventually we party up and grind together.
>Best mom and son moments were had
>We grinded all the way to 60 and when tbc came out we upgraded.
>Joined one guild and mom took interest
>She wasn't entirely eager to join and was just happy I was making friends and being social in the game.
>a year later mom stops playing
>She only ever gets on every now and then
>eventually quit WoW at the end of WotLK and focus on school and jobs and girls and shit.
>spending time with gf more often. always out of the house
>mom starts playing wow again
>she actually develops a crazed addiction to it and eventually becomes insomniac and incapable of getting a good sleep. develops a mild depression.
>I tell her to stop playing wow. I figure she might be lonely so I hook her up with dating sites so she can find someone, she says she's fine.
>she eventually becomes irritable and we fight a lot, mostly about her health and how the game is ruining her life.
>gf and I decide to move in together. Mom is lonelier than ever
>get a phone call from my dad asking me if my mom is all right. I tell him to give her a call. He says he tried to but she won't pick up
>fucking christ
>drive my ass over to her place with raging fury demanding an explanation why she wasn't picking up, and was determined to get her help
>open door
>my mom is on the floor
>ohgodwhatthefuck
>she isn't breathing and she's very cold
>call 911
>paramedics at the scene tell me she's gone and there's nothing they could do.
>the computer was still on and it was showing the character selection screen.
>all slots were filled with maxed out characters.
>login to each of her characters and find out they're all empty aside from the equipment that they're wearing and some staple items.
>a week of turmoil and family shit getting straightened out, I reactivate my account and log in.
cont

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>That guy who was always idling in the exact same spot by the stairs in front of the bank in Dalaran
>Literally on the same spot, every time i went to check he was standing there
>He wasnt even AFK either, would always respond to whispers
>This continued for weeks until i stopped playing the game

>>273228572
>Ghost dragon

Welp.

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>>273226745
>Being to afraid of your highpitched 13 year old voice to talk in TS.
>Talk once to answer a general question about the game and suddenly everyone starts talking to me.
>Get greeted when entering the channel
D-d-doushio~

>that one goofball secondary tank who is decently competent but dies all the time and laughs about it
>he's still a blast to play with

>>273237219
its your fault

>>273233915
None you fucking idiot, take a free game like rift before, you will be well over 200 hours before you get bored. Also GW2 has NO FUCKING UPDATES besides that shitty living story.

Meanwhile rift added dimension (which are totally free) new planes, new factions, a new profession, 10 new levels and all that for free.

>want to raid more than what most guilds do
>don't dedicate myself enough to keep up with the uber world first progressives
>forever doomed to just go on PUGs as a result

Fack

>>273237495

>Log onto ventrilo, pretend I'm working on fixing my mic while I muster the courage to talk
>answer someone's question, hopefully I can just integrate into the conversation
>"Who said that? Who just answered that question?"
>/gquit

>>273238112
>I'm so incredibly autistic i can't even talk to strangers without dropping spaghetti everywhere
>What type of game should i play?
>I Know! The type that requires me to talk to complete strangers to progress!

I will never understand you people.

>>273238237

I'm lonely playing alone but I can't talk to people without sperging.

It's a paradox

>>273226495
>>the guy who only ever shows up for raid time and disappears for the rest of the week, probably hates the rest of the guild
Damn, that's me.

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>all the fun people to play with are bad at the game

>>273234725
Missing the point. It isn't the fact he is being welcomed it's the way they all carry it out. Certain personalities are really annoying and that was the point of his post.

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>guild ask me to get on mumble
>"hey guys whats up?"
>"holy shit you're black?"
>mfw

>>273227729
>Happens less.
>Wife usually has an online affair with one of the guild members.
>At the official guild party/gettogether IRL, they fuck and ruin the GM and his wife's marriage.
>Entire guild dissolves, and everyone alienates the wife and the guild member.

... I'm still sorry, Chief. We thought we were in love.

>>273234425

>Join Guild
>Faggot 1: sup
>Faggot 2: stfu faggot 1 you piece of shit
>Faggot 3: you both suck like maybe 78% of the cock
>GM: I'm going to kick you all out of the guild if you dont stop being faggots
>............
Faggot 1: Yo GM shut the fuck up your black no one cares about what you have to say.


It felt like home.

>>273239042
Don't see the problem. You could have a southern accent which is probably the worse accent any native english speaker can have.

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>>273239420
>you both suck like maybe 78% of the cock

>>273239420
Sounds like a bunch of teenagers trying too hard to be funny and failing miserably at it. Think I'd rather join guild A before this shit, at least those normies have their moments.

>>273239516
I've lived in the southern US for a majority of my life and somehow I was blessed to not have a southern accent.

I can't wait to get the fuck out of here.

>>273239516
i do kind of

>>273226495
>join a pug
>hop on a ventrilo
>there is always a guy with a southern accent and a kid with a built in mic

>>273239516
>>273239719
I learned how to turn mine off and own but it still bleeds through if I get mad so guild members would try and make me angry to hear my accent bleed through.

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>>273239278
Are you me?

Thank christ I was still socially inept at 18.

>>273239042
>tfw i found out someone in my guild was a black man and i tried to become better friends with him because I grew up thinking black dudes were cool and kind of idolized them in a weird way but he thought I was just gay and told me to fuck off

>>273237219
>ripping off the Animal Crossing pasta this hard

>>273234408

PvE players are just a bunch of fufu goofy ass niggas afraid to face their opps because they're lacking and afraid to turn up on a real savage squad soldier.

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>Join the /vg/ guild, hoping it'll be different
>mfw -


>Faggot1: whalecum!
>Faggot2: lol welcome to... HELL!!!!!
>Faggot3: welcome new guy, just beware of _name_ he's a noob haha lol/jk <3
>Faggot4: 'Tis fortunate to meet a new freshling, heh. I greet you.
>Guildmaster: Welcome. Make sure you sign up on our forums and make a post regarding your introduction.
>Guildgirl: lolz welcomezzz <33! i hope you're random like the rest of us haha :3 BOOM!
>Faggot5: top kek
>Faggot6: memes
>/gquit

>>273235531

Hey, I'm that guy.
I could land a fucking blimp on Linsday Lohan's waistline with two inches to spare either side with enough booze.

The only part I feel for you on is the fact you've got no idea what the fuck is being said and have to half-arse wing it every step of the way.

>>273241215
>expecting people not to act like people just because they're from 4chan
>Not just having fun with them.
Looks like you're the faggot

>>273241570
Not at all, I'd consider you the faggot here.

What're you gonna do about it, pipsqueak?

>>273241620
I'll tell you exactly what I'm gonna do.

I'm going to go and have fun with my guildmates instead of being an autistic faggot like you. You're probably the edgelord in the guild that thinks he's above everyone simply because he's scared to have fun.

>>273241620

unzips penis

have my pants, big boy

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>>273241824
Chill out bro, there's nothing to be mad about here

Take a chill pill!

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>Playing Runescape circa 2008
>End up joining a clan somehow, probably invited after helping out a member
>Not a big clan, but everyone's friendly
>Have tons of fun playing minigames and chatting with them
>One day the clan chat is virtually empty during prime time
>Ask one of the few people remaining what was going on
>All they know is that the seemingly bro tier second-in-command got kicked out and the clan exploded as a result
>Doesn't know any more detail
>Ask someone else later
>Turns out the second-in-command was making his own little splinter clan or something to the effect and was slowly convincing people to join him
>Leader somehow found out and kicked him out
>Over half the clan left with him and formed a new clan
>Most of the rest just flat out left or quit playing
>Since the old clan is ded as fuck, I check out the new clan
>Somehow it's even more ded
>Turns out that virtually all of them quit the game shortly after the schism
>Both clans are ded as fuck and I'm all alone
>mfw

>>273241985
I'm just mad because he described my guild perfectly. They're a bunch of meme spouting redditors but I love them to death.

>get invited to guild
>join
>"hi guys"
>...
>...
>...
>Automated Message: Make sure to sign to the forums and make your introduction.
>...

>>273242162
sounds gay
I wouldn't want to be in a guild with any memers

>>273242361
Why in the hell guilds have to have forums?

>Around 12-13, Started playing wow with my best friend.
>We lvl up, meet people along the way, having a blast.
>Eventually leave our Norwegian lvling guild and join a raiding guild at lvl 60.
>MFW I get helm of might.
>Make friends for life.
>Not sure if I should find it funny or sad that playing WoW was the best time of my life.

>>273242527
My guild have a facebook page

>>273241293
>Ever playing or even just chatting with /v/

They are always a bunch of meme spouter with animu avatar

>>273242402
It's not that bad. They don't constantly spout memes they're just a bunch of normals and half of them think 4chan is an evil place for hackers. They'll toss one out every once in a while though. I've met some of hem irl, they're really good people.

>>273242527
The guild I'm in has one so we can keep track of who's actually contributing to the guild and we can organize events/raids easier. It's less of a forum and more of an announcement board.

>>273242162
Shit, I know that feel all to well. Been with them from ICC upwards.

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>guild was server's top 25HM guild during woltk and cata
>towards the end of DS we had problems finding 25 people on raid nights
>trudge through first tier of MoP in 25man by recruting people who kept leaving after a month
>forced to scale down for second tier, at which point i quit WoW for my 3rd year degree
>apparently they've been doing ok in flex and 15man
>come back for WoD
>guild has dissolved and been recreated with the core people from Woltk
>30+ people online every night
>people I haven't seen since ICC
>insanely good people

I can't fucking wait for highmaul. Our dps, heal and tank roster are full to the brim with people I've known for years and who are absolute beasts at what they do, and are a blast on mumble. Raiding is finally going to be fun again.

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>>273226495

It's the game's fault if someone would only show up for raid. It's basically indicator that the rest of content is shitty and worthless,that it doesn't worth the time doing it.

>the guy who only ever shows up for raid time and disappears for the rest of the week, probably hates the rest of the guild

That guy is me. Were also constantly thinking about quitting

>>273241293
>>273242663
I will never pass up an opportunity to post this

http://youtu.be/4ZcgBzHJQpo

>>273239516
I have a mild accent and girls actually love it. It may also be because I have a really deep voice, but honestly any accent can be liked by certain people. Shit, if someone judges me a stupid redneck before listening to what I have to say, they can fuck off anyway, I'll find better people to play with.

>>273226495
>the guy who only ever shows up for raid time and disappears for the rest of the week, probably hates the rest of the guild
That was me for quite a while. College and work took up too much of my time, dedicating multiple evenings to raiding was enough WoW per week for me.

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>>273244487
>If you don't play a game 24/7 all the time forever then it's totally shit 100%
>le obnoxious anime fasse

>>273246374
Some people like to steal used diapers and then wear them, doesn't make it ok.

If you don't want people to think you're a redneck then stop sounding like a redneck.

The guy that joins a guuld and is incredibly obnoxious and arrogant until someone kicks him

>That's me

>>273227081
Its good place for duels in-between bgs and arena

>>273246485

>Straw man

>>>/pol/

>>273246279
You are doing God's work anon. Any time there is a stupid argument on /v/ (which is of course never rite?) I just imagine the entire thread sounds like this. These are the fucking people we are talking to. These are the fuckers spout their garbage opinions all over the place.

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>>273246485
Oh you. I can just taste the stereotypical teen that thinks all people are a certain way from here.

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>>273246485
>shit if someone judges me as a stupid redneck for no reason they can fuck right off

>>273230413
This was my GW1 guild

I still love them tho

>>273246279
That video is actually pretty funny, and I'm pretty sure it was a good laugh for all those involved.

Sounds to me like you might want to take life a little less so seriously, and also look into the Dunning-Kruger effect.

The first step to making your life better, is acknowledging the fault itself.

>the DPS that never ever speaks but always performs in the top 5

That was me. Conversely;
>the DPS that never speaks and always ends up in the top 5, but does to fire two minutes in after blowing his cooldowns

This was ALSO me.

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>>273227293
>The guy that actually thanks the healer
I play as Healer/Support/DPS hybrids

>that girl who flirts with everyone and is probably ugly in real life

>>273227337
This was kind of me. I was maybe slightly above average in terms of DPS, but I had my shit together when it came to boss mechanics and doing what I was told to do. I don't think I have ever once been called out for poor performance during a raid.

I didn't talk because I have social anxiety, so fagmaster here >>273231650 is also partially right.

>That one guy that hardly speaks to you
>start talking to him
>starts dropping excessive profanity

>That one faggot healer that has a tank boyfriend

>That one guy that does nothing but crafting and gathering and solely supplies the guild funds

>That one girl that gets really excited when in a group with another girl and ends up not paying attention to whats happening because of it

>That one girl that sounds awful and plays like shit but still manages to have people around her finger
>demands the other players cater to her so she can do a little bit more dps

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> tfw leveled 10 alts to 100 already.
> another 7 to go across all servers.
> can't commit to anyone class enough to raid seriously.
> can't be assed playing the market selling high at the start of the xpac like usual.

I get the feeling i'm going to spend this expansion bouncing from alt to alt and being poor.

Is Multistrike any good for Warlocks?

>>273246279
>This video
Anon please, my face can only cringe so much..

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>mfw the shy main tank who never talks and is always calm gets angry
>He's REALLY angry

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>be GM of a 10m HC guild/soon to be mythic guild
>people whisper me more with their personal issues than their in-game issues or anything.

I can't fix your family troubles, explain you how to be less of a NEET or make your brother stop being a toking faggot. I'm just a guild master in a videogame.

>>273228572
Steel

>>273247464
Yes, but Warlocks in general vary between barely mediocre and bottom of the barrel right now.

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>play a healer
>someone thanks you for healing them

>>273247590
>tfw being a Guild master taught me more about management, administration and leadership than any job or class ever has

>be a DPS
>nobody thanks you for damaging them

pvp is full of ungrateful cunts

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>be a healer
>lust for the big strong tank

Being healer is the best.

>>273227243
I had a GM which was constantly fighting with his GF come raid time.
"No honey, you just don't have the gear to go on this one. You wouldn't be able to keep up."
>soft tears
"No baby don't cry, let me..."
>gets up, hear him comforting her
>15 minutes later
"Ok guys, we ready?"

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>join a raiding community during ulduar
>I am a little perplexed as to why they want me
>feral DPS really crazy at the time they just want to me to apply bleed debuff
>o-okay
>really poorly geared myself
>still using titansteel destroyer, havent had any luck in naxx 25 either
>raid Ulduar 10/25 for 7 weeks
>not a single 2h drops
>a few officers are complaining I do too little damage
>a 2h finally drops, a 2h polearm
>more of a hunter weapon but would wok wonders for me
>the fury warrior who happens to be part of the loot council decides he wants it to try pvp'ing wuth
>still no weapon for me
>nobody wants to run naxx 25 anymore
>they eventually bench me every raid
>almost full tier 8 and still using a fucking titansteel destroyer

>>273247823
>get nerdy girlfriend who gets me into video games
>i tank, she heals
>when I pull a lot and pop cooldowns she gets randy
>moment dungeon is over tries to initiate sex
Not going to lie...it's still strange to me.

>>273247823
>Be a healer
>Bully the guild tank

You don't know anything about pleasure

>>273228572
>psychic/bug
yea alright

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>>273247914
>loot council
I laugh every time. My guild has been using group loot ever since the day we started raiding

>>273228572
>bug/grass
>my two favorite types in game as well
Whoa...