would you a fish, /v/?

>>273194317
If the fish looks like Ruto, I would.

>>273194317
But zoras lay eggs

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>>273194541
does ruto even count as a fish?
Wouldn't she be more like... a frog or something?

If a human girl's cooch smells like fish than does a fish girls cooch smell like perfume & shampoo?

>>273194567
Cloaca.

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I would a bird.

I want to marry Ruto!

>>273194317
If they're fish why do they have boobs?

>>273194681
>tfw she is my favor zelda girl
Why.

>>273194317
Why is she so shit in Hyrule Warriors? Her best move is charged up strong attack, but you have to waste time comboing to fill it up. I don't think I'll ever do the "kill x00 enemies in 10 minutes" with her

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>>273194681
Who wouldn't?

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>Ruto and Darunia run around naked the entire game.

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>>273194681

>>273194860
her C3 and C6 are reasonably usable for clearing out monsters. Just spam those until the water bar is full and then have at it.

It's actually not too hard, she has good crowd control.

>>273194860
You can do those quests, but you'll suffer to get an A

yessir

>>273194317
Sorry, I only fug things with 2 eyes.

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>>273194779
Air bladders for buoyancy.

>>273194860
This >>273194978
C3 is a great battering ram and useful for travel. C6 is a crowd destroyer. It's not too hard to get pretty good with her.

>>273194657
They're not supposed to smell of fish anon, maybe you should see a doctor

>>273194779
Because the grasp of the average person, especially artists, on basic species taxonomy is weak. The first thing they tell you in art or writing school is throw reality out the window.

Most people throw around the word "mammal" all the time. What most people can't do is definite it. I can't. But I do know that the defining qualities that separate mammals from other animals is hair, lactating tits, and a three-bone ear-hearing mechanism.

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>>273195063

>>273194842
She is best girl.

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>would you a fish
absolutely

>literal whos make the roster
>no Malon
Still angry

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>>273195253
She sure is.

After Midna.

>>273195385
I want to marry imp Midna.

>>273194860
>why is x so shit in x?
They're shit because you don't know how to use them, it's that simple. Ruto is an instant gold medal for me on any level, easy mass mob kills, can break full boss weakpoints in one string and her C1 destroys everything

I hate to say it, but you really need to git gud with characters other than Link and Sheik

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>>273195385
You take that back!

>>273194317
I always thought of her as more of a dolphin girl.

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>>273196095
You'd have to fight me for it.

>>273196228
Even if I did, it's still the truth.

I'd jack off while sailing on the King of Red Lions just to fuck with him.

>>273194567
What do you think they smell like? Just curious haha.

>>273196398
Hell no, I'd rather fuck bird than a imp shit any day!

>>273196107
I've found this out with every character I thought was bad.

Great Fairy is still the most tedious fucking weapon to use.

>>273196228
>started wwhd recently
>point were medli is on my boat
>lost all urge to do earth temple

I just want to sail around all the unexplored isles with her
;_;

>>273196815
Glad someone finally agrees. I can make sense of people not liking a certain characters play-style but to say they're completely shit because they don't know how to use them?

There are some I don't like to use as others can get the job done quicker and more efficiently, but I honestly can't think of a single useless character. All of them work for me in every way, some just a little bit faster than others

I'll admit the Great Fairy is a little annoying with her moving around too much

>>273197168
People probably saying that have their link 40+ levels above everyone else.

Though my GOAT character is Volga. Dude is a goddamn wrecking ball.

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>>273196632
I'm not sure why you'd even consider fucking her shit, but whatever floats your boat, I guess.

What time does the dlc go live this week and is there any news on getting the other OoT and TP outfits from the preorder bonus yet?

>STILL no HW Ruto porn
goddamn you japanese artists
I would pay out the ass for a good bondage and submission doujin in which Ruto is broken

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>>273196837
But she's even cuter in the temple, Anon.

>>273194317
They gave her a seashell bra in the remake? Laaame.

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>>273198552
Not only that. It's fun as hell being able to control her and fly around.

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>>273198978
Yeah, in OoT 3D. But all it does is to put more focus on the fact that she doesn't wear pants.

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>>273196837
Stop it, anon. It hurts.

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>>273194681
i would too

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>>273199304
I wish they'd revisit that style of gameplay. Switching between characters for different play styles of abilities. It reminds me of the masks of MM, but I almost prefer the actual characters of TWW - rather than just different forms for Link.

>>273199783
this guy just doesn't stop with the ntr

Damn, how did Ruto get so damn cute

I didn't care for her at all before HW

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>>273199783

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>>273199835
everything is terrible

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>>273199938
>QUACK!!

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>>273199938
You beat me to it, you dick. Guess I'll go back to posting Midna.

>>273194317
Damn
I'd have really liked this if it had been larger without losing any quality

>>273200108
What is she eating? D:

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>>273200108

>>273200213
Navi

>>273194779
IF THEY'RE FISH WHY DO THEY HAVE ARMS AND HUMANOID BODIES AND WALK AROUND ON TWO LEGS AND TALK

>>273199938
Oh god damnit I'm giggling

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>>273200162

>>273199673
They sorta do that once in a while, but only in very rare circunstanced and not nearly as satisfying as in WW or MM, and I'm also including Makar here. He was fun to control too.

I think they could have done better with the statues and the boars in TP. Also the companions in the Oracle series felt like a missed opportunity, but maybe the technical limitations of the GBC had a part in it.

>>273194681
>>273194862
>>273194930

I just realized Medli is like the biggest diaperfag wet dream. I mean, just think about it. They don't have muscles to control their waste functions, so she'd just be running around peepooping on everything. She obviously must use protection of some kind.

Imagine some fanfic where you're trying to get to Valoo and she pees on Link's shoulders or something, and he gets upset and confines her to diapers for the rest of everything as a punishment.

I'm just surprised shit like that hasn't shown up more often or something.

>>273200396
well lookit that

>>273200520
Most autistic post in a Zelda thread.
Congratulations on your accomplishment.

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>>273200223

>>273200520

She has magic powers, I'm sure she can control her shit. In fact, I think she's known for controlling her shit really well in the village.

>>273200223
is there someplace where I can get all of these? they're mad cute but I don't want to save them as they get posted

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>>273199641

Sharing is caring.

>make a ruto thread
>becomes a midna thread
truly, midna fags are most autistic of all.

>>273194567
You say that like it's going to stop someone.

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>>273200396
Damn those Ruto tities from HW are so hot. I used to be completely indiferent to her OoT design.

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I would a dragon.

>>273200421
The statues in TP didn't feel anything like what MM and TWW offered. You were still controlling Link, and the statue was just fumbling along at its own pace. It was a nice few puzzles, but overall I found the dominion rod to be very underwhelming. Especially since it lost its power as soon as you exited the temple you got it in.

I'd like a Zelda game where you can actually take control of your companion, and play as him/her for puzzles and maybe even combat. Give me a reason to care about my companion, other than as a quest billboard. Midna was really well characterized, and the high point of TP, but even then Medli isn't far behind. Getting to play as her, even just for short bursts, does wonders to make you connect with a character.

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>>273196095

>Marry Imp form Midna
>Come home from a long day of work
>"Waifu, I'm home~!"
>Round the corner
>Real form Midna is sitting waiting for you

What do you do, Anon?

>>273200396
Never understood the sexual tension with Ruto until this very moment.

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>>273200683
>>273200818

rip 'midna is a slut' guy

your daily shitposts in zelda threads always made me vaguely uncomfortable and confused

>>273200108
Now find Midna hate-fucking Fi with her helmet.

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>AY GUYS WE MADE A BITCHIN' ZELDA GAME
>ALL YOUR FAVORITE WAIFUS IN GLORIOUS MODERN 3D
>LOOK AT DEM RUTO TITTIES
>LOOK AT DAT MIDNA ASS
>WE DIDN'T FORGET ABOUT YOU GREAT FAIRY FANS
>EVERYBODY'S COVERED

>except for you, weird kid in in the back

life is suffering

>>273200683
/r/ing more pudgy midna bellies

>>273201314
Give her the handcuffs.

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>>273201314
Tease her, but deny her any release until she changes back.

>>273201237
That would perhaps be too much of a deviation from the formula and therefore a risk Nintendo would not be willing to take.

And maybe that's for the best because they could screw things up royally doing that unless it was done in a way strongly tied to the theme of the game, like in MM.

>>273200884
>Midna Thread
>Not a Medli thread

Nigga wat

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>>273201462
Wearing her helmet, or using her helmet?

>>273201619

>No Nayru
>No Din
>No Malon
>No Archer Romani
>No Cremia

Life is suffering.

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>>273201619
>actually likes twinshit
I bet you liked that shitty hag in bear&bird as well

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>>273200884
>not making it a Zelda girls thread

Well who's the fag now?

>>273202063
Wow, I thought of it and it somewhat existed. Oh, Internet.

Either, I guess.

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>>273201357
>>273201661

not with her shitty move set

>>273202208
In the game over?

absolutely

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>>273202358

>>273194317
We need more Ruto porn

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>>273201951
Maybe, but at the same time Nintendo often experiment - even with their biggest IPs. OoT, MM, WW, even SS were all very different. Hell, they managed to get a Mario RPG series going, which blew my mind when I was a kid.

In some way, it seems like a natural next step for a companion. There's already been masks, and switching character, and every Zelda game has a companion. It might just be a matter of having all the pieces fall in place at the right time.

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>>273202729

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>>273202603
We do.

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>>273202151
>>273202494
I got so much Midna stuff, not almost no Medli...

>>273195063
If they are air bladders, then why are they always inflated for the females and always flat for the males?

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>>273202850

Can you blame him, still?

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>>273202850
Love that one.

>>273202850
I hope that was a love arrow D:

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>>273203078
>tfw hoarder
i have a lot more, i order them by characters on the picture

>>273203107
Fashion.

>>273202969
I came just from looking at that hot mouth. Why do people not give Ruto enough attention?

>>273199938

>QUACK

Fuck me that got me

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>>273203280
I can't into sorting.

>>273203814
This.
75GB of porn and the only thing actually sorted into folders is various doujin I've acquired over the years.

>>273201314
File for divorce

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>>273203814
pleb

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>>273194317
I thought she was pretty butt fugly in OoT.

But this...

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>>273202764
Yes, that's a thing they do. Which kinda makes me scratch my head when people say all Nintendo games are all rehashes. It's like they never put Sunshine and Galaxy side by side.

But as I said, they already do that from time to time. There is only so much of a mechanic you can try to introduce to a series.
Also, there are some instances that are going to work better than others and some settings that will bear more of those mechanics than others.

>>273203940
I've got 19GB, I've got them sorted in a very basic way, like images, videos, flash, doujin, CG set, etc.

It's just not easy unless you've been sorting from the beginning.

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>>273203963
I'm working on it, okay?

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>>273204043
You should see it in action, especially that playful splash at the end.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c9CO_FIT3xk
(skip to 4:28 to see it)

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>>273204302
having a very drawn out job is pretty useful for this
i can sit for hours just moving around images
this is my whole zelda folder, i have one of these for pretty much every show/game i play

>>273202764
Zelda is Nintendo's sacred series these days.
It's the one series they DO NOT experiment with anymore, and haven't in a long time.

Yes there is a tiny bit of experimentation between games, but for the most part they all feel the same, because that's what Zelda fans want: more of the same. And Nintendo discovered that if you start messing around with the Zelda formula too much, you get a game that doesn't sell very well, because the Zelda fans end up hating it.

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>>273194567
>a Zora will never lay eggs in your ass

>>273200056
What is that from???

>>273204237
Yeah, I did a few half-assed attempts at sorting when I started collecting but then I just ended up filling folders with unrelated images because I was too lazy or forgot to switch folders every time.

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>>273203760
People are stupid. I could understand if it was a small character from an unknown series, but it's a major character from arguebly the best game in one of the most iconic game franchises of all time.

Thank god for the 3D remake and HW because she got a much deserved injection of interest.

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>>273204470
>slippery when wet

>>273204661
Verily.

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>>273203963

>lewd

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And this is just the main folder, I still have a few dozen gigs of torrented stuff in my Downloads folder.

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>>273204942
just expressions really

>>273204954
God damn it, Charles.

nah I'd get mercury all over ma dick

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>>273200108
>>273200285
Honestly, Navi wasn't even annoying. Not once. Tatl would be more annoying with the DING-DING-DING-DING, but nope. Not even then.

This is the worst companion. It took Hyrule Warriors to make it bearable. That's saying something.

Can't wait to see what Zelda U brings and if Hyrule Warriors gets a sequel, improving on that as well.

>>273205123
Well shit, I shoulda realized my name was there. Too late now.

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>>273204954
ha

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>>273205014

Oh well. Thanks for sharing, still.

Loli Ruto= Grown-up Ruto

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>>273205247

>>273204954
>>273205224
http://www.homefacts.com/offender-detail/PA10279/Charles-Raymond-Pruden.html
this is you, isn't it

>>273205237
I'm guessing most of that is videos?

>>273205343
yeah almost only javs
7gb of doujins

>>273205340
You've got to be shitting me.

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>>273204954
>86gb
Mine is pathetic compared to that but to be fair I cherry-pick so much it's near autistic

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>>273204134
The only people who cry "rehash" are people who hate Nintendo for being Nintendo. It's not like I can't see where they're coming from, though; they reuse character like crazy, and series like Mario Kart, New Super Mario Bros., Smash Bros, etc., are all very iterative.

But when you look at the bigger picture, Nintendo rehash the right way. They experiment (TWW), they take risks (Sunshine), they innovate (Galaxy), and they consistently release high quality products. If everyone were to rehash they way they do, I think CoD and AssCreed would be in a much better place today.

I'm really curious about what Zelda U will do. I really want to watch some gameplay, and see if they learned anything from SS. They moved away from the TP style of things, which I think is good, but I wonder in what direction. The initial trailer almost looked a bit more combat focused, which could mean they took some inspiration from TWW.

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>>273205340
Thankfully nope.

>>273204559
I disagree.

They've been changing things up heavily since Majora's Mask, not only regarding the settings, which are perhaps the most notable changes, but also a lot of mechanics, character roles and so on.

Of course they'll keep a lot of elements that compose the series identity. There would be no point in being a game from that series if it played wildly differently from previous ones.

But overall they're very bold with Zelda. Moreso than with most other Nintendo franchises.

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>>273204559
>SS didn't experiment
Though I agree there's a lot of people who just want them to remake OoT over and over again. Just look at the TP sales.

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>>273205334

Saved. Thanks for that, too.

>>273205535
I just save images I like since I browse when I fap. End up not looking at the majority of it ever again, and since I browse the same things most of the time I could probably just delete most of the images and be fine.

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>>273205678

>>273205173
Get the fuck out.

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>>273205769

Poor thing. At least she'll appreciate them when puberty's over and she's used to them.

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That's it, time to sleep. It's already half past 3 here. I'll leave you with some second best girl.

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>>273206103

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>>273206285
I found my Medli folder.

>>273206285

>second best

>>>/out/

>>273206340

How lewd.

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Soooo...

Since Medli threads are fairly uncommon I might as well use this opportunity to share a drawing I did yesterday encouraged by some other Medlifags a couple of days ago.

It's just a copy of her official conceptart and done using the crappy Miiverse chat.
I'm technologically retarded so I just took a photo of it.

Soon I'll have some free time and maybe then there will be some spare time for practice. Drawfagging is instigating!

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>>273206456
Good night.

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>>273206554
>Since Medli threads are fairly uncommon
i make them every day

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>Link turned down being the FISH KING with a cute as fuck fish queen wife
>Ended up just getting teleported back in time, didn't even get to bang the elf princess
Everybody makes mistakes, but nobody makes 'em bigger than Link

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>>273206519
Search your feelings, you know it to be true.

>>273206554

That's pretty good, assuming you actually drew it and didn't trace it.

I like Zelda. You guys are fags.

And Tatl.

>>273207053
No, I didn't. Don't think that's even possible using the WiiU gamepad. Not in the Miiverse chat at least.

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>>273206684
Did you make the one last night?

That was nice, but it's a shame it was so quiet.

>>273207502

Then it's pretty good. Good job!

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>>273194317
Yes.

I would also a shark.

>>273203963
you best be uploading that shit

please

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>mfw love midna imp form
>She dislikes it

>>273208401
dear lawd

>>273204470
fishman karate?

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>>273205217
That sword is so annoying. Just imagine how aggravating it would be to fuck it.

>"My vagina is 36% more moist. Increase speed by 46% and there will be a 72% probability that I will reach orgasm."

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>>273208401
>tits have vagina opening

>>273208709
>tits have vagina opening
That's called inverted nipples, bro.

>>273208682
Now I need a picture like this.

And then a second one, exactly the same, except with duct tape over her mouth.

>>273208682
>You ejaculated 15 ml of semen. This is an improvement by 50% since your best performance.
>Ejaculate more than 20 ml of semen and you will have 95% chance of winning a heart receptacle.
>I strongly advice you to equip a potion of lube next time to improve your chance.
>Just call me if you need more information on my vagina

>>273209253
>furshit outside of /b/
enjoy your ban

>>273209905
>Unfortunately, I predict the likelihood of that happening to be extremely low
Just wait for the deep throat QTE bitch.

>>273199956
>FUCK NIGGAS
>ATTAIN MUSICAL ABILITY

>>273194654
fish don't produce milk, but Ruto has breasts

>>273209905
it's an abstract kind of rape

>>273210960
Zora are kind of all over the place anatomy-wise

remember that time they evolved into birds over the course of about 100 years

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>>273202486
>>273202208

what do you think gruntilda's feet smell like hahaha

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>>273211471
oops that image had more going on in it then the thumbnail lead me to believe

>>273204661
>major character
she appears twice, doesn't do anything besides bitch at you for taking a bit, and then fucks off while going full tsundere. the fucking happy mask guy shows up more.

>>273212050
she's not a main character but her and all the other sages are pretty major

>>273212050
She's a sage for god's sake. She's not a protagonist, of course, but she's not the cucko lady or the bombshu girl either.

Human Midna>Imp Midna
If you disagree I respect your opinion.

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>>273213461
They're both fuckable > I don't care

>>273200759
http://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=43001298

They're all done by the same guy.

>>273203107
It's the direct opposite of sexual anatomy in mammals. Female air bladders are external, male air bladders are internal.

>>273198978
Not seashells.
Those are fins.

>>273199840
I don't fucking know, but the fins make her seem like she's wearing a dress and that's somehow even more appealing.

>>273204634
>>273204237
>>273203940
>>273203814
I just fill an "Unsorted shit" folder and every month or so dedicate an afternoon to sorting it into various sub-folders. Sometimes with content related to games I'll sort them immediately, but not always.

>>273203760
Are you perhaps a voraphile?

>>273216096
I prefer to sort my images by artist, but finding collections from a series can be a pain in the ass without saving two copies of everything and also sorting shit by series

its hell

>>273204559
The problem is that they hold too dear to the core elements of the franchise so that when they do experiment, they half-ass it instead of giving it their full attention. I think that a lot of the Zelda development these days is floundering around because they're not quite sure where to take these cool things they're coming up with.

They're good at coming up with cool and creative ideas, but they just don't have the mind to apply them as well as they could be.

>>273194317
Is there any good Zelda porn besides Passage?
I mean I've found one or two good doujins, but it's so lacking.

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>>273218035
Not really.

The SS ones are good for the heart though.

>>273218181
The cuteness in that one really killed my boner.

>the new zelda MnF games will never be cracked

feels badman

>>273204661
Where are the GILLS?

>>273218996
Under her breastfins. She uses them to cover up her air bladders so you won't have to see her gross tittygills.

>>273218592
the only one I can't find anywhere is the majoras mask one

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>still riding wolves

>>273220845
I'm never followed anything about HW because I don't care about Musou #222 electric boogaloo: zelda edition

is twili midna just a reskin or a full character

>>273221023
New full character in the TP DLC pack out on the 27th.

I want to run my hands across every inch of Ruto's smooth, soaked body.

>>273221216
Soooo we give thanks for the fortune that is Twili Midna?

>>273222257
Yes. I will be very thankful this year.

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>>273222056
I want to feel her slick, slimy skin under my fingers

>>273222454
I bet she'd feel really slippery, but warm and firm.
It'd be amazing to grope her.

>>273222454
>>273222056
Personally; I'd like to approach her and without word or warning grasp her in a bear hug, and struggle against her panicked thrashing, natural slipperiness, and series of personal insults to hold onto her until her nervousness and emotional outbursts subside and she embraces me.

>>273222941
Would you grab her from the front, or behind?

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>>273223183
Front, no point in it if she doesn't know it's me. Though I'd imagine she'd try to twist around any way she could to try get out.

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>>273222875
I fish a lot in the summer, and fish have the smoothest and slipperiest skin (except if its a bony fish or if their fins are scrapping your hand, fuck that)
if I had to pick I'd put live fish as my #1 favorite thing to touch, and if I could have a woman with fish skin it'd basically be the best thing ever

>>273223368
She'd probably accidentally rub her breast-sacs against you and your face quite a bit while she was wiggling about...

>>273211471
>evolution
>in a creationist setting
They were probably transformed by the gods so they wouldn't dick around in hyrule

>>273223509
That pic perfectly captures how I think it would feel and react
Goddamn, her whole body would feel so amazing

I would Ruto, I fucking would Ruto.

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>>273223778
>accidentally
I'm sure that's how she'll tell the story to everyone.

Though I'm not at all convinced that Ruto isn't a forethinking pioneer of the Sliptease.

>>273221023
Full character. She uses the Twilight Mirror for a weapon. Only thing I've actually seen it used for is a fuckhuge mirror beam.

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>>273201314
live with the consequences of my actions

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aquatic monstergirls is my fetish

why isn't there some universal tag for this

>>273224430
>Sliptease
I-I'm not familiar...
Please, elaborate.

This thread gave me a Ruto fetish.

>>273194779
That's where she keeps her eggs.

Yeah dog she hot as fuck

>wanted to play and enjoy ruto
>her playstyle is uniquely different
>her ex attacks are mostly pretty cool looking
>but all aside from one is terrible
>her normal combo is slow as hell
>her musous suck complete ass

Her best attack is at the end of her slow ass combo