I want to bone her like there's no tomorrowand then kick her out
Man she's probably never had a proper fuck before. DSP probably goes WOW WHAT THE FUCK BUGGED ERECTION MECHANICS because he's so fucking fat he can't breathe properly let alone keep a boner going for more than 5 minutes and then she fucks a piece of silicon plastic for half an hour instead.
Which is why I would kick her out.
Just because she's fucked some moron doesn't make me not want to slam jam dat ass
>tfw you see virgins drooling over unattractive women
Get laid anon. It isn't hard.
>implying we all aren't geeks with social anxiety here
The fact that you're trying to act all masculine on 4chan of all places shows how deluded you are.
By all means I don't meant everyone here has one literally, but I'm convinced most people here are generally messed up in some kind of way.
>calling me a faggot
>saying I'm drooling over a woman because I'm a virgin
Nigga please, btw I'm not a virgin
So you wouldn't a Pandalee?
Don't lie, anon.
She's a 4 at most.
How the fuck do you think DSP attracted her attention? She's ugly and she knows it.
Reminder that DSP is actually based and that /v/ has been brainwashed by Arin and The Zaibatsu into believing he's an idiot.
Stop being a sheep.
His DNF review:
His RE6 review:
His Halo 3: ODST review (part 1 of 3):
His AssCreed Unity review:
Calling out Bungie (Destiny) (30:00):
His stance on GamerGate (easily one of the most mature and level-headed I've seen yet) (39:16):
Five Nights at Freddy's:
Nintendo being faggots (38:55):
Not afraid to call out YouTube on their ridiculously unfair business practices:
Also, as a streamer:
>Does not accept donations.
>No follow/subscriber alerts
>No stream gimmicks
>Keeps circlejerky viewer-interaction to an absolute minimum
>Literally just the video game
>Moved to YouTube streaming because Twitch wouldn't allow him to stream at 1080p/60FPS
DSP's M.O.? Video games. The video games come first, and he as a player comes second. More Lets Players should be like this, but only DSP has the integrity to actually follow through.
If after all this you're still a typical anti-DSP /v/ mouth-breather... well, sorry, I tried. Guess you can't save them all.
You are at least one of those things.
i could tell you of several girls who say they like video games and what they really mean is they played 5 minutes of cod with their boyfriend once and thought it was fun
that and video games aren't the only thing i need to have in common with a person, because my standards aren't so fucking abysmally low that that is all that matters.
>not letting a woman rape you
wow look at this guy over here
it's funny how /v/ has no idea about how prominent phil was in the FGC back in the day. guy helped fund/organise tournaments, drove players to and from the events, etc.