What's the time? It's Hard Time
Meet Gaben, he's been arrested for fraud after refusing to release HL3 for years.
Lets see how long this fat, balding, middle aged manlet lasts in prison.
Things get off to a good start when our hero is sent to prison for 32 days
Turns out that he doesn't give a shit
Looks like Gaben is on the East side
Luckily it looks like he might be able to make a new friend in his block
I have to say this prison has a pretty lenient policy on drugs
Gaben decides to go cry in the toilets and ends up finding a gift from the Gods
After equiping this new katana with steel folded 20 GORZILLION times he decides it's finally time to visit his new home
Too bad everyone in this goddamn place has a weapon
This chink fucker tries to take Gabens pride and joy away from him.
Gaben bravely refuses to relinquish the sword that has been in his family for a whole 2 minutes
Gaben bravely loses the sword in a fight where he just sort of falls over
Mace Windu entrusts Gaben with a secret mission, is this a chance for him to regain his lost honor?
Success! Gaben regains his katana and is then instantly insulted, Mace Windu slinks away like a pussy
Gaben is then insulted again...
Gaben retires to his cell in tears, but look, it's his new cell mate maybe he will finally have a friend!
Having had enough of everyones shit he finally snaps and goes into an autistic rage
Rimmer runs away and his boyfriend threatens Gaben
Did anyone save the "Kotick, Sanic, Notch and Gabe in Sims 3" Threads from awhile back?
The guard rapes Gaben so hard that he literally becomes one with the bars
The you testament is better
>All hail buddist Jesus
Gaben decides that he's had enough of the block as he is chased out by a retard with a broom
NOoooo, not him, he had two days to retirement
Gaben decides that it might be safer in the yard even though he hasn't exercised in 17 years
Success! Gaben manages to find his long lost katana, he decides to call it "Kokku"
Was going to post asking if this was the game critikal played. If I remember correctly he was constantly attacking people and guards but the guards were defending him in court and he kept getting away with it somehow
This guy is clearly ignoring Gabens obviously Japanese heritage
It's The you testament and Jesus is buddist in this game.
Sorry I was going to write a caption for this but i'm laughing too hard at this fucking picture
Why didn't Dickie get a fatwa on his head for The Making of a Prophet? Those Danish cartoon makers got death threats, and they didn't even try to make fun of the Sunni-Shi'a split.
Gaben once again loses his Kokku as it is about to be inserted into this niggers colon
Gaben sits by himself and starts shoveling food into his fat face
Fuck off Anton i'm not in the mood for your shit
Gaben, you're gonna get charged more time son
"Why didn't I just release Half Life 3?"
Aww fuck yes! Gaben finally has a friend
what the smeg is going on here, holly?
>tfw you'll never spend time in the southtown correctional facility
Make a note guys, child abuse is worse than fraud
>TFW some nip takes your prized authentic Katana and commits Sudoku with it
Gaben is the finest piece of ass in Southtown apparently
Gaben runs at SANIC speed back to the East block
I swear I didn't fix this in any way, Lister seriously killed Big Pussy in my playthrough
After hearing this shocking news Gaben decides to go to bed, watched by Rimmer the whole time... what is he planning?
...You all know what must be done...
>laying half naked in bed in a seductive pose
>Rimmer staring at him longingly.
Look lively folks. There's a steam sale and Gaben's ass is 75% off.
Rimmer beats the shit out of Gaben and steal his cleaver, but wait, this could work
You can thank this guy for creating this gem
Really wish he'd put all his stuff on steam, he sells a disk with all of his games for $10, if it was available digitally I'd buy it in a heartbeat
Don't get people's hopes up like that
Fuck I keep forgetting to post an image
But wait, whats this? Kukko descends from the heavens and into Gabens hands once again
Fixed the link for you, the fuck is going on
Go Mace! Go! Do what you must!
And here we are... The final boss...
ALL HAIL KING GABEN OF THE EAST BLOCK
And Gaben has his first Vassal
In just a single day Gaben has changed from a friendly chubby middleaged guy to a hardened prison killer
Godspeed you magnificent bastard!
What should we name our black bro?
Oh shit that guy had henchmen, black bro I need you!
They all want Gabens throne
I may have started a civil war in the goddamn prison
All these shitty lords lining up to kiss King Gabens feet
"y-your really pretty Gaben"
I AM BECOME DEATH DESTROYER OF WORLDS!
No I think I'm a big guy because I just killed like 3 people
Gaben... are you ok? Gaben? Gabeeeeeeeeeen!
KURT RUSSELL VS GABEN THE FINAL FIGHT
R.I.P. King Gaben, First of his name
He entered prison for fraud and became a king
nvr 4get his journey ;__;
Also RIP that chink fucker, Rimmer, Lister and Highlander guy + about 50 other people
in his one day of prison, he: loved, lost, became a king of men, and died a hero
Well shit that was a great journey
If this doesn't get made into a movie that wins at least 6 Oscars then I will be very disappointed
Hope you guys enjoyed this just thought we needed more of these threads
R.I.P In Peaces King Gaben ;__;