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It's that time again.

Your favorite vidya.
Your deepest, darkest secret.

Crusader Kings 2
I almost strangled my brother to death because he killed my pet cockatiel.
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Devil may cry 3
I crossdress and have sex with old men to get money for vidya
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>>272370030
A-as long as you enjoy it, it's cool I guess.
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>>272370030
Well, you piqued my interest.
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>>272369819
I almost thought you did that ingame and I was about to ask what mod
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Tetris Attack

I raped my little brother when we were 11 and 10. I'm now gay and get off on getting used by big hairy bears with fat cocks.
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>>272370030
I do the same thing. It's pretty fucking hot, so glad I got into it.
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>>272370030
I would love to do this, any tips to get into the business?

Where do you find the guys?
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Should have finished the job, faggot.
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I can't sorry

I just imagine mods writing down IPs for blackmail purposes
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Baldur's Gate 2
I don't like chocolate.
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Morrowind
I use pretty much any spare money I get to commission fetish porn. I've probably spent over $2000 to date.
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>>272370421
Craigslist.
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>>272370421
I usually just use online websites to advertise myself and then arrange something, best to go on cam though before you meet up to see what he really looks like and to prove he's not police.

Fabguys.com is a good website for it
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>>272370421
craiglist.

You might get yourself killed though, or kidnapped and kept in a basement for weeks so be careful.
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Day of the tentacule

I guenuinely enjoy edgy characters.
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I have installed the best loli mods and patches from the internet for Skyrim, including, bondage and prostitution mods
I have modeled my niece perfectly as a child and fuck her regularly in my kinky virtual sex dungeon
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>>272370732

But what's your favourite game?
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Dark souls

im addicted to video games, it's sucked the joy out of my life. I also only have one testicle and am incredibly concious of it
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>>272370421
>>272370576
>>272370596

I use an anonymous gay chat site and regularly hook up with sub crossdressers younger than me and abuse and fuck them
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FFXIV

i ask girls to help me get something out of a tight storage locker, while pretending to have a broken arm, with a sling and everything. then i close the door on their butts and tickle their feet while i masturbate until i cum, then i loosen the door and run off. haven't been caught yet.
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>>272370030
Price?
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>>272370781
ur mom lel rekt
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>>272370545
I'll charge half rate if you can deal with relatively lower quality stuff.
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MHFU
I'm gay.
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Dark Messiah

I actually, like really, really, REALLY want to have kids

>>272370836
> then i close the door on their butts and tickle their feet
>then i close the door on their butts
I might be retarded but what
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>>272370864
50 for one hour, never do longer than that
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>>272370836
That didn't go where I expected.
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MGS3
I dont give a SHIT about what I do with my life, as long as I have my GF and Videogames I could be a fucking Trolly pusher for all I care
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>>272370545
That's not alot of money.
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>>272370030
>have sex with old men to get money for vidya
>>272370421
This may be of use to you. Its no crossdressing, but its related to the sex for money part.
http://exhentai.org/g/716214/13960c9358/

>tfw this doujin was the definition of "Boner but also Despair" for me

I've read things where shit goes a lot worse for the girl, but I think this one was actually more believable. Right in the feels when interacting with mom before and after.
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Are all you fags really from the States or what?
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>>272370893

I'm pretty much broke right now and also very picky about details
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>>272370989
Fucking cheap slut
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>>272370993
Really?
Sounds like a typical FFXIV fan to me.
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>>272370980
it's like a garage door, the one in question only opens a little bit so they have to lie down and crawl in to reach the thing i'm asking for. so i just pull it down gently.
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>>272370421
You should watch Mysterious Skin.
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>>272369819
Gothic 2
I crossdress and have a few mental problems
>>272370521
same Anon
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>>272371057
but sluts do it for free

>>272371110
>mfw
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>>272370806
Don't do this to me, anon, I need that site.
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Mountain Blade

My aunt ara ara'd me when I was 12.
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DMC4
I cant get aroused at real people anymore, 2D has actually ruined me
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Killer7
Don't have any.
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Space Station Silicon Valley

I watched a pregnant woman go into cardiac arrest and did nothing to help her despite being a fully certified paramedic.
I didn't want to interrupt my lunch break.
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Chrono Trigger
I'm really afraid of not becoming a good father/husband and I don't know how I could live with myself if I ever failed to provide for my family
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>>272370576
I don't see how this would prove he's not police.

They hire undercover cops that look like average joes all the time.
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>>272370836
I don't get it. If you close the locker how do you tickle them?
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>>272369819
Banjo kazooie
deep deep deep down i still have hope for humanity
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>>272371297
you close it when they're halfway in, just above their waist. silly anon
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>>272371183
Is there anything explicit in this manga ever?
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>>272371234
Same, anon, same.

I cannot even enjoy having sex with my significant other anymore.
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>>272369819
I just failed all my first year Uni subjects.
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>>272371342
YOU
SICK
FUCK
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>>272370989
Where are you from fuccboi?
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God Hand

I fingered a 12 year old
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Paper Mario: TTYD
I like making shill threads about new and upcoming games and samefagging positive support. I've recently done this with Dragon Age 3
I'm not a paid marketer though. And the new unique poster feature has made it a lot more difficult
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Freedom Wars (cause no one real cares about the game)
The only reason I want to succeed is because I feel like I owe it to my mom for raising my by herself. I'd be happy as a NEET
Used to grope my aunt while she was asleep.
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>>272370576
>no Spain section
I know there's gotta be traps somewhere around here.
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>>272371286
Weird, anon. I'm really afraid of the opposite.
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STOP WITH THESE FUCKING SPOILERS IF YOU AREN'T GOING TO SPOIL SHIT
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>>272371419
>mangas that only tease

Literally the worst
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>>272371493
It's ok anon-chan. I shill ubisoft games when i'm drunk.
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Morrowind

I need the source of >>272371493 but can't find it.
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>>272371029

I'm getting only a panda here.
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>>272371286
>tfw you're afraid to drink because you were abused by an alcoholic in childhood and are afraid you'd end up the same
When I get a wife I'll probably never allow her to get drunk alcohol has been ruined to me forever by my bitch of a mother IRONICALLY IT MAKES ME WANT TO DRINK

I also dislike getting drunk in video games because of this. Even it feels uncomfortable and it's incredibly annoying
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>>272371637
Did you try deleting your WTF folder?
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>>272371527
Was your aunt hot?

Post pics.
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>>272371029
Another page, before I'm out.

Conker's Bad Fur Day
I worry about my future constantly, thinking I have no hope because I don't put enough effort into things, but everyone thinks I have things all figured out and will be successful.

When I was 14, a 27 year old girl took advantage of me. No one knows.I liked it.
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Medieval 2 Total War

Whenever I'm watching porn and the girl gives the guy a blowjob, I start salivating.
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Dota 2
Im secretly a virgin. Shocking I know but I seem to have pulled a clever ruse over everyone's eyes. Not by lying, but by just not correcting them when they assume incorrectly
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Silent Hill 2
I have sucked dick on multiple occasions
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Metal Gear Solid
I'm sexually attracted to women.
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>>272371527
She wasn't sleeping, anon. She wanted you to get the courage to take it further.
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Ape Escape

I tried to kill myself once by hanging myself in an old abandoned barn. The wooden beam I attached the rope to broke under the strain because it had rotted.
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>>272371645
I wasn't abused by my father, but his alcoholism ruined our family so I get what you mean. I went full straight edge because of it, and I don't let my girlfriend drink or smoke anything because of it either.

There are worse traumas to deal with.
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Earthbound
I visit this website. I'd never let anyone know that, except for my two closest friends.
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Space Engineers

I'm starting to think my dislike of MLP is unjustified
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Persona 4 Arena

I'm a small time cosplay photographer. I wouldn't say I'm famous or anything, but a few people on my local scene are aware of my work. I mostly got into cosplay photography as an excuse to get close to female photographers. Last year at Otakon I finally achieved my goal and arranged to setup a free photoshoot with a cosplayer in exchange for a blowjob. I wanted full on sex, but all she was willing to do was a blowjob so I thought, fuck it why not.
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>>272371674
No, but she had a fat ass, and that was enough for me.

>>272371806
She woke up he one time I tried to slip my hand under her pants.
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>>272369819

Rome 2

I originally became an police officer for the sole purpose of bashing in the faces of lefties.
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>>272370576
And here I thought you were joking...
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>>272371798
Are you me?

>>272371808
What's embarassing about that?
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I fucked my sister when she was 12 and I was 10
I'm 22 now, live with her and still fuck her regularly
I don't know what my favorite vidya is.
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Persona 4 G
I hate people outside of the group of my 3 Friends
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>>272371847
What was she dressed as?

Did she actually look decent?
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>>272371592
What, it took that long to get there?
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Medievil
I found this silver ring in a staircase on my campus and held it in my pocket for 3 weeks The "silver" has nearly all faded away and I spent nearly a month holding a silver plated dollar store pos in my pocket like I was gollum but the ring was fucking worthless
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>>272370836
Have these people not watched silence of the lambs or what?
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>>272371926
>I don't know what my favorite vidya is.
How awful.
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>>272371637
have you tried switching it off and on?
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Spyro: Riptos Rage
I think of each and every one of you as a close friend because my real life friends all have lives and girlfriends now.
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>>272371921
He can't even kill himself right.
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>>272369819
Is this a real game?
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>>272371937
>she
There's probably a "reason" she didn't want to have sex, anon.
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>>272371926

Livin' the dream, anon.
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Metal Gear Solid
I don't seed.
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>>272369819
Baldurs Gate 2
I'm useless bum
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>>272371942
The OP posted like a maniac for an hour and then only a page every hour or two.

No one picked up where he left off and everyone just waited patiently until that page.
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>>272372023
I'd probably be your friend if I met you.
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Wind Waker
My First erection was to Carrie-Anne Moss in the Matrix, shes a real trucking ugly bitch
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>>272372023
With that game choice you can be my close friend anytime anon
<3
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>>272372121
Shit, anything happened after that?
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Dark Souls

Still feel guilty about sexual intimacy with a female friend when i was younger despite being the same age
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>>272372071
Yes but Underage Panty Quest XVIII Ultra Hurt Feelings edition was way better.
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>>272372058
So? Just keep trying until you get it right.
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>>272371816
>There are worse traumas to deal with.
I could go full /blog/ but getting beat up by your own mother and told you're worthless from the age of 4 is pretty bad

I wasn't even good enough to be molested is what I feel

I had older siblings go through the same, they tried to protect me but couldn't

We always played vidya together but now we live far apart. I play with bro online

sorry for not vidya. it's related only in the sense video games are the sole way I fought through depression and lack of self esteem
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>>272371968
Magpie please go.
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>>272371937
Homura from Madoka. She was looked like the average cosplayer. And by that I mean not like the attractive ones that get posted in cosplay threads. She wasn't gross or anything so I was pretty happy.
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>>272369819
Thief 1 & 2
I want to break up with my gf. But it's free, easy sex, and she's fucking hot. I know I'll never bang another chick with a body like hers
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Man some of these secrets are pathetic. "I hate myself" so what? That's not a confession. I know this is 4chan, but at least say you jack it to loli or something.
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>>272372194
Did they announce the Oppai loli sequel for localization yet?
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>>272372297
Yes.

But they're censoring all the panties
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>>272372297
>oppai loli

literally the worst
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Return to castle Wolfenstein
Too tall and have a gut/deep voice so I can't be a sissyboy cumbucket
Too beta and have a small penis so I can't be a macho man pussy/boypussy magnet
Stuck in limbo between two extremes, I weep and masturbate to vietnamese cartoons
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>>272372276
Look where you are.
Whats so secret about something when you know everyone does it, and everyone knows you do it?
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>>272372172
I don't remember. Most people probably left the thread or Googled it themselves.

The manga itself turns out to be like 150 pages of teasing with two pages of futa on male, and then I don't even remember but the entire expression was extraordinarily sexually frustrating.
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>>272372239
Hey man, you have some people that care about it. That's what counts in the end.
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>>272371921

>deepest, darkest = embarrassing

Anon, please.
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>>272372414
Jesus
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>>272372362
You'll stop being such a pleb one day I'm sure.
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Kingdom hearts 2

I do vocals for a metalcore band and I'm a prog nerd. Our album we put out cost 6k.
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Tekken Tag 2

I paid for my PS4 selling my plasma and sperm.
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>>272370994
>I could be a fucking Trolly pusher for all I care
had to read that a few times
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>>272372360
Be right back, boycotting Nisa.
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I told this before but
999
I put so many things in my urethra from a young age i can put 2 fingers in it
Also forgot to mention last time, i also sometimes use some yoghurt and inject in into my dick, so when i come a lot more "cum" comes out.
I'm also trying to pump my dick so one day i'll be able to someone fuck it
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>MGS3
> I draw massive amounts of hentai. like draw that shit errday. Kind of got hard now that I'm living in a dorm but I post that shit on bulletin boards all over campus. Funny enough it stays up for quiet some time too.
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>>272372368
>vietnamese cartoons
>not superior manhwa
You are missing out on our misery.
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>>272372071
>ps4
>weeb
No. The ps4 is THE most american dudebro console to date.
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Godhand

I don't break KitKats into halves, I just bite the whole thing.
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>>272372471
>wanting a little girls with tits

Might as well go fuck a midget anon.
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Metro 2033.

I fap to 2D bondage of anime girls.I look for this shit on DeviantArt.
Also I fapped once to a rape-gore-bondage picture featuring mlp characters. I'm still ashamed of this
.
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>>272372239
Well, you'll always have us.
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>>272372575
motherFUCKER
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>>272372507
I've been trying to be able to insert at least a finger in my urethra, how do I stretch it? I've tried smaller things for long periods of time but it doesn't seem to do anything.
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>>272372368
You can be my cumbucket if you want, anon.
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Insurgency

I'm a quick learner, socially adept, and highly adaptable, but I'm too lazy to make anything of myself or take my life in any particular direction. Every time I start a new "this time I mean it" project to better myself, I let it wither and die in under a month, even if it means losing the money I invested in it. I am going to die a loser.
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>>272372575
You monster
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>>272372614
You should check out /d/'s shortstack threads.
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Red Dead Redemption

Two 18-year-olds tricked me into sucking both their cocks
I was 10.
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>>272372614
daily reminder midgets need love too and have cute voices
you'll never feel like a manlet next to a midget either
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Silent Hill 1 or 3. Can't decide.

I am completely physically incapable of peeing in public bathrooms. Apparently this is a rare psychological disorder. I have never explained this to anyone, I have no idea what they make of my frequent disappearances when in actuality I'm just running back home to have a piss.
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>>272371029
>The fat old guy isn't her first time
>not even cheating on an innocent unsuspecting boy friend

Thanks but no thanks.
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Binding of Isaac: Rebirth

My mom used to drink a lot when I was very young, she would pull down my pants to leave me half naked then chase me around.

I have a high paying job and seriously considered having a life-in qtpie boi or something similar.
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>>272372575
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>>272372724
>ntr fetish
>>/out/
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>I've been calling you faggots all this time
>a lot of you really are gay
Holy shit, I'm so sorry anons. I had no idea!
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>>272372663
I was just like that, 10 years ago. My capacities have been rotting away and I can barely remember anything, riddles and puzzles are now difficult. It feels like my brain went on vacation to get away from this mess.
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>>272372217
Nigger it's not that easy to just end your life all of a sudden.
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earthbound

i fucked a retard once
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Age of Empires 2

I once shoplifted a can of coke
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>>272372796
It's alright, honey. Internet "faggot" isn't the same as homo.
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Duke Nukem 3D
This website ruined my life. I stopped giving a shit about assignments in high school and just spent all day arguing about stupid shit on 4chan. I barely ended up passing and now I'm in a fucking community college still getting by on the skin of my teeth and spending all day on here. It's like heroin.
I lost frienships over this too, I couldn't stop myself from arguing about stupid shit in real life either. When my friends started talking about what movies they want to watch or what video games they're excited for I would just rag on them for having shit taste and even though I knew what I was doing was wrong I couldn't stop it. They eventually just stopped talking to me altogether
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>>272372727

well, you should buy me vidya shit.

I wont live with you or fuck you though
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>>272370994
She won't be your gf forever if you stay a trolley pusher. She may not care now but wait until you're both in your 30's and your friends are getting married and starting families and mortgaging houses and shit
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>>272372870
Just jump off some shit
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>>272372245
It was a gift...to the chapter.
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Dragon's Dogma

I was fired from my job last month and I haven't told my room mate. I have enough savings to last three months and the only reason I got this job was connections; I'm fucked and it's the only job I've ever had and I am seriously worried what will happen when I can't afford to live here anymore.
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>>272372932
Beg someone else, poorfag.
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>>272372989
>implying they won't be gifted the bolts too
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Final Fantasy XV

I've always been liberal as fuck. I'm a crossdresser and also a literal faggot. Although I don't approve of the retardedness of the average sjw, I begrudgingly accept the movement because the end result will be more gay acceptance in video games.
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>>272373049

I got money, I just want to spend it on other stuff, like girls :^)
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Metal Gear Solid
When i was 12 i tried to fuck my little sister who was about 8 years old, but i didn`t know what the fuck i was doing so i didn`t actually put it in Our mom caught us while i was trying to do it ;_;
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Cave Story
i have this weird ass fetisch about death and especially strangulation that gets me hard as fuck
i remember playing tombraider when i was like 8 and spending a lot of time just running into spikes and shit to see her die and get a huge boner, though i didn't really know why
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>>272372896
OHHH no you don't anon. You don't get to post something like that without providing a story.

delivar pls
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>>272373012
Surrender your boipussy to him
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>>272372073
>she
The blowee turned into a blower?
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>>272372932
You don't want those games bad enough, I see.
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>>272372507
isn't it supposed to hurt ?
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>>272372663
>>272372829
Holy shit, please stop narrating my life.
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>>272373113
What happened?
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>>272372829
I've been like that for three years.

What can I do to not end up like you? What do you wish you had done years ago that would have been easier then that it would be now to change things?
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>>272372987
I mean mentally, not physically.
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>>272373012
Go out and find another! Time's ticking and the only one who can help you is you
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>>272372796
Back to tumblr, fag.
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>>272372989

I don't understand this. Can someone explain to me ?
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>>272370994

What are you gonna do when she cheats on you?
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I am a literal autist who can barely interact with another human being because I just don't get social clues, I only understand jokes by this point as a matter of attrition rather than finding them funny and I get uncontrollably nervous when talking to other people.

My favourite game is League of Legends. I am more embarrassed about this than the autism.
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>>272369819
My favorite vidya is all pokemon
For most of my childhood I never had any friends because they were afraid of me just because spooky coincidences always happened around me, especially when I got angry
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>>272373232
Then you don't need to be killing yourself
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>>272373085
>being a degenerate
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>>272373203
>What can I do to not end up like you?
Not that anon, but I'd say exercise, learn a new language, travel, explore the world, stop lazying around and do something, anything.
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Super Mario World
I have a weird obsession with uploading porn torrents to a private tracker, but I never download anything myself or watch the porn I upload. It's all 3DPD Brazzers type stuff. I've got about 2TB of porn on my computer and I'll never watch any of it. I usually go to exhentai to fap.
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>>272373330
They are known for stealing stuff
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>>272372829
Stop, this is hitting me deep, anon.

I need to start doing shit before it's too late
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>>272372620
I know, Anon. We're all here forever, together.

no homo
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>>272372713
I wan't to feel like a manlet Tall girls are my fetish
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Megaman Legends

I broke up with my trap boyfriend because she wanted to have sex right away and I wanted to wait because I was self conscious about myself. I regret it deeply and want to get back with her but I think its too late
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>>272373484
It's never too late. It just takes more effort.
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Deus Ex

I gave blowjobs to my dogs regularly as a child for about a year
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>>272372663

Samesies, with almost all physical activities I take up I learn them incredibly quickly, and usually outpace the people with me by a large margin. It makes me feel shitty because I have all this natural talent, but get bored because its "too easy".
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>>272373537
*he
*him
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>>272372702

This reminds me that when I was really young, like 4-6, an older kid (like 12 or something) who was staying with us tricked me into sucking his dick. Years later our neighbour's kid who was in high school did the same thing to my brother while he was babysitting us at his house. He also showed us porn and naked pictures of his parents.

I thought I had forgotten that shit. Fuck you, anon.
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>>272373545
Effort was my first sin.
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>>272373537
>she
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>>272373556
Go on.
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Xenosaga episode 1

im a closet transexual but wont come out because my dad was a drunk when i was a kid and now hes sober for years and our relationship has grown and weve finally bonded and became close. i want to suppress the transexual part of me to make my dad happy
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>>272370783
>I also only have one testicle

Oh wow, same. Honestly not that big of a deal dude, girls don't seem to mind.
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Fallout new vegas.
I've done nothing but post off topic garbage and shitposted on this board for ~7 years. It's addicting to derail threads and turn video game discussions into porn dumps. I don't hold any animosity towards this site or the other people who use it. I just get off on the thrill of doing something naughty
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>>272373330
http://1d4chan.org/wiki/Blood_Ravens
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>>272372702
I remember when I was in some daycare me and some kid were about the same age and would suck eachothers dicks constantly behind tress, and we didn't even know what we were doing. it just felt good.
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>>272373607
>>272373571
Habits. He liked being called she
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>>272372796
I-It's not gay if it's a feminine dick!
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>>272372829
>>272372663
Dawn of War
when I was a kid i got into all sorts of magnet schools and special programs because I was so smart. I tested at 160+ iq and could do a year's worth of schoolwork in a month. when i reached high school I stopped caring and dropped out. i'm 22 and neet with no skills, no ambitions, no friends. It takes me five minutes to prepare a bowl of cereal and I'm barely able to form coherent sentences sometimes. please don't end up like me. please stay in school. please do something with your lives kids
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>>272371527
Don't worry, I'm one of the 10 people on Earth that own a Vita and I enjoy Freedom Wars a lot
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Catherine

Because I moved houses and schools quite a lot when I was younger I fell into a habit of just lying about everything to do with myself. I have friends in multiple countries who know nothing about me apart from what I made up. This includes creating new interests and habits for myself that roughly fit with whatever I had heard about the area I was moving to.
I keep in touch with all of them on Facebook and steam and I have an 11 page word doc that reminds me about what I do and don't like depending on the person.
I wish this was a joke post.
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>>272373379
What
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>>272373798
I actually love it, but it was easier to think of something recent than my favorite game.
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Metroid Prime

I once killed two of my pet hamsters by shaking them violently while they were in their hamster ball. They started getting super territorial and bit me whenever I tried to touch them, they had it coming.

My mom died in 2009, she's unanimously respected and missed by all of my family. She was a druggy bitch, terrible mother, and I'm honestly relieved she's dead.

I didn't like MGS3 that much.
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Killer 7
I hate everybody around me. For some reason I keep comparing my life, my social skills, height, hair colour, intelligence and other things to every person I meet. And if they just have one little thing better than me I end up hating them greatly. I never show it though, I just distance myself from them. I really hate myself for it, I have a lot of great friends but every time I see them I get filled with anger.
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Currently Dark Souls 2

Myself and about seven other firefighters watched as a house burned to the ground because we were ordered "Not to use more than 20 gallons due to rations" by the city during a drought. Two people died.
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>>272373861
Don't kill yourself if you don't want to kill yourself. It's pretty simple. If it's hard, then you don't want to do it. Just do something else.
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>>272373012
I had a job accident and lost a finger while working for family, I'm still recovering and as soon as I'm good to work they'll rehire me but I don't want to, I was useless and made a mess daily and when they finally moved me to another position I had the accident. My family is forcing me to go, to face my fears or something but I neither want or can and my only exit would be to live on my own, which is impossible.
I have a month of time left, at most. I need help.
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>>272373839
Please upload the doc
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>>272373545
It's been too late for years now anon. We will never be the people that we could have been.

I know if I really really tried I could function in society but why bother. At this point it would just be damage control. I'll always be a remedial fuck
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>>272373197
Well, she just told us to put our clothes back on and to never do it again.I don't think my father knows this and i think my sister hates me for it ;_;
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>>272373839

That's horrifying Anon. I mean, Catherine? Really?
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>>272374004
How old are you?
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Soul Hackers
I live in slavshit country and I'm afraid I'll end up alone because nobody likes weabooshit as much as I do.
I'll probably let any of you fuck me, if we were to meet, despite being asexual.
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>>272373925
You sick fuck, how can you say DaS2 is your favorite? That shit is a mess
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>>272373537
Should I bother? It's been less than a year and I know he's remained single.
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>>272369819
I don't even know what my favourite vidya is anymore, not going to bother to spoiler either because anon.
I got regularly abused when I was young, my mother had me when she was 16, we moved away from that household and I started school, my 4th year teacher was a pedophile. I had literally autistic friends and no social skills and became very overweight and all I cared about was vidya, I overcame this and lost weight but I have a fucked up disorder where I rip my own hair out without realising, I was constantly ridiculed and treated like shit by my peers but I never told a single soul how or why, just made up excuses.
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>>272373839
>>272373964
This. Screenshot it or something.
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>>272373721
Sacrifice
You just fell into some bad funk. I recommend reading a lot of shit to help you understand. Anything at all is fine.

>>272373919
That's called envy
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>>272370806
>an anonymous gay chat site

Why didnt you just say /v/
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>>272373839
I know this feel but I'm slowly overcoming it. Most of the lying I did to my girlfriend. Who's coming to visit me next year. I have to slowly reveal new things about me and admit lies, it's taking a fucking long time since there's a lot of shit I lied about, sometimes for absolutely no reason at all, but she's still fine with me. She'll probably completely hate me once I get to the some of the touchier subjects I lied about but I guess I kind of deserve it to be honest.
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Deus Ex or MGS3
I used to have tons of sex with older men for free
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>>272373839
I'm you except I don't have it written down. I keep these personalities in my head. The other day I woke up an realized this has taken so much effort that I don't know who I actually am. I'm not actually anybody. I'm empty.
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>>272374074
You know what comes next.
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Killing Floor

I'm a girl pretending to be a boy pretending to be an anime girl. I like the way my steam friends treat me because we can be cute and cuddle and flirt without anyone white knighting me or being uncomfortable around me because I'm a girl.
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>>272374074
>liking SMT
>living in Eastern Europe
You're one hardcore hacker ain't ya?
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>>272373721
I'm 24, bro.
I stopped doing homework at age 8 because they were meaningless, there were already test and exams to see what I learned and grade me on it.
Then I got massively bullied and started skipping classes. Eventually exams. Still managed to pass.
One year I failed hard but some teachers passed me, with a literal 0, because they had faith in me. I'm so sorry.
I skipped one full year and then when retrying the next year I missed some months and then went back and promised the teacher I was almost friends with that I'd attend more. Haven't stepped in since. I think he doesn't teach there anymore.
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>>272373124
i hope none of my friends read this
she didn't have down syndrome or anything but:

dated a girl for a while, she had assburgers. tended to go full retard at some times. never date assburgers
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>>272374212
this is truly the worst feel.
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>>272374080
Yeah, but I can't stand GFWL and I don't own any other consoles.
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>>272373964
No.
It's just refreshing to tell another living, breathing human secret stuff sometimes.
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>>272374074
Give me your contact info.
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>>272374218
>girl
>pretending to be a boy, who's pretending to be an animu girl

10/10.

Whenever a friendly relationship with a girl becomes to awkward I hint at being gay until it's better, it usually ends with sexual tension building up until I fuck them and then stop talking to them out of fear
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>>272370030
hey stamper ;3

>>272369819
I fucking love legend of mana
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>>272374325
GFWL removal this month git hyp
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>>272374074
Are you a sissy fuccboi?
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>>272374175
What's this from? I can only find pic related but no source.
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Sly 2
I want to suck my best friends penis, well, any penis actually. He just gets drunk alot and takes it out jokingly and I can't help but want to. I don't want to do anything else with a man. I've just always been fascinated with the thought of sucking cock. I need to get it out of my system but I don't want to get raped/killed so I don't contact faggots on craigslist. Plus I don't look effeminate
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>>272374074
Don't give up, I live in slavcountry too and there are many weebs in bigger cities.
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>>272374218
Can I just straight up be your bf, anon-chan? :3 Let me add you, c'mon.
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>>272374464
Next time just go for it. He's sending you clear signals.
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>>272374064
23. Not that old chronologically but i've been withering for over half a decade. And considering my mental age is probably in the teens I don't think I can catch up
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Crusader Kings 2
I hate everyone around me and watching my grandparents and now parents neighborhood turn into the ghetto because niggers and spics are talking vermin make me want to go full Breivik
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TF2

I'm 22 and despite having the education/qualifications to get a driver's license I still stay attached to my mom and live at home because I'd need to work a job to pay off a car/insurance. This means I have no friends unless they chauffeur me around.

I don't let them because I'm too prideful to be a burden but too lazy to be responsible, thus I don't really have friends outside of college classes.
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>>272374464
Sounds like he wants it
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>>272372618
>Also I fapped once to a rape-gore-bondage picture featuring mlp characters. I'm still ashamed of this.
Haven't we all?
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>>272374464
I only have one friend left, he comes home and I go to his. I often stay untill way past dawn when I go to his house and his family isn't there.
I wish some faggy shenaningas happened, just to be close to someone.
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Final Fantasy XII International

Because I'm quite short and slim I used to dress up as a girl and whore myself out to various people who wanted to have sex with traps. I made a lot of money doing it but I stopped because I didn't want to catch anything and there were people trying to make me "work for them to keep me safe" so I got right the fuck out of there. I never did it with old dudes though, just curious people and good looking guys, I even had a few women on occasion.
Ah those were the days.
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Final Fantasy Tactics
I molested my sister when I was 11, I'm not sure if she doesn't remember or just doesn't care, but she's never brought it up or acted strange about in the past nearly 10 years. I've felt guilty about it for years and I've been paranoid about her confronting me. for the longest time.
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>>272374578
I think once you start doing stuff again you'll be fine. Just gotta shake the cobwebs out.
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resident evil code veronica
act normalfag in public
meet childhoodfriend that i havent meet in a loong time
surrounded by diffrent people aswell that dont knew us, start to have a nice chat with everyone because that what normalfags do
somehow they're now talking about anime
friend cuts in and talks about loli and how its seen
he goes full /jp/
im in full NOPE hide powerlevel Mode and walks away

cant find him on facebook
it was never ment to be i guess
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>>272374074
Move to the west.
Weebs are fucking everywhere and they are friendly as fuck since they know they're freaks and they too are afraid of being alone.
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Terraria.
I live alone and don't want to see anyone, even my family. They're all nice to me, but I always hate it whenever I'm with people, unless they're vidya friends. I just want to stay at home and code and play.
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Bad Company 2

I've tasted my own piss. I was horny so I laid down on the bathtub and aimed my stream of piss into my mouth. I instantly regretted it and spat it out cause it tasted gross.
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>>272374218
I CAN GIFT YOU LEFT 4 DEAD ON STEAM! PWEASE! I'M NOT HITTING ON YOU!!! I JUST WANT TO BE YOUR FWIEND!!!

I don't blame you. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zRkao-gyZC0
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Indiana Jones and the fate of Atlantis.
Going to limit this to vidya related, but my first name is Zaxxon, because my parents were into videogames and had me when they were really young, and left me to be adopted by people who don't know where I got the name from. People just think it's an european thing, but it's really dumber than that.
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>>272374589
>the last sentence
too close anon, too close
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>>272372574
>>272372071
You didn't noticed "compile heart" in the bottom, didn't you?

Of course its a fucking real game!
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>>272371049
what does that have to do with anything
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>>272374308
We are awful, awful people
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>>272374462
I dont know. I dont even watch animu. I just pretend to be one and save smug pictures to piss off newfags and redditards.
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>>272373958
>My family is forcing me to go, to face my fears or something but I neither want or can and my only exit would be to live on my own, which is impossible.
It's true though. It's called exposition. And it's probably the only good method for anxiety. Living on your own would be even better. It takes just 2 weeks of exposition to somewhat rewire your brain.
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>>272374538
he's vehemently anti gay and does it because he thinks he's funny. Plus whenever he gets drunk there's always someone else there. I would probably admit it to him if it were just him and me alone, but it never happens.
It doesn't need to be him specifically, he just makes it look so goddamn enticing that I can't help it. I just want to try it once but I also don't want to ruin our friendship.
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>>272374589
I'm scared shitless of actualy getting the driver license I'm studying for because I just know I'll have an accident and run over someone or cause a massive accident.
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>>272374667
She probably masturbates to the thought of it and you often, and wants you.
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>>272373839
>>272374212
I've been telling so much bullshit and lies to friends, family, anyone about myself that I'm starting to buy it too. Then you realize this and you don't know anymore what the fuck are you doing or who are you actually. I also have a very small attention span and my interests change weekly.
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>>272374757
2 gens later and their turds still look like PS2 games.
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>>272374775
If you're from the states a secret shouldn't be being gay no one gives a fuck
>>
These threads are objectively the best threads on /v/.
I just wish I had something to share, my life is just one long stream of grey boring shit
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>>272371268
EMT here. I just quit after 8 months. Too stressful. What was your situation? Were you in a hospital?
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>>272374757
What game is this where I can bait Ridley into lusting after Madoka?
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>>272374682

You are a complete fucking faggot and a coward.

No wonder you like trash games like CVX. Code Veronica fans deserve everything bad that happens to them.

I hope you remember that you gave up the one chance to have a truly close friend because you wanted to hide your powerlevel.
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>>272374845
Life isn't an anime anon.
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>>272373545
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>>272374354
Let's try.
>>272374514
Yeah, but I live in like one of the most weabooproof ones.
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>>272373654
thats like the least naughty thing you could do that counts as naughty
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>>272374949
Hey man CVX is good.

Except for Steve. Fuck Steve.
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>>272374589
Dat last sentence.
Also I do the top part as well except four of my friends have died in car accidents, so when people ask me about getting a drivers license I tell them I can't afford a car. In reality I can barely get in cars, let alone drive one. Shit sucks.
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>>272375039
I'm a boring person.
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>>272374667
She wants the D.
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>>272374979
It's possible though, she may really be into that stuff.
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>>272375063

Code Veronica is one of the worst games ever made and people who enjoy it deserve bad things that happen to them.
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>>272374892
Same anon same.

Such is the life of the moralfag straightedge faggot.

Except :
Netori is my favorite kind of porn.
But only in porn. I would never do such a thing IRL.
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>>272374708
tell me you go by zack
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>>272369819
Seek and Destroy for the PS2.
I've felt an irrational dislike of most people I've met, very similar to >>272373919
Also for a while I constantly imagined violent scenes happening, like a zombie outbreak in a market, an armed robbery at the gas station, a car accident on the highway. That doesn't happen much anymore, but as of the last year or so I've felt like a machine amongst machines, like me and everyone else are all NPCs in a game. People all continually fall into pattern after pattern. For most of my life I've had more or less literally nigh-omnipresent headaches to the point where during the rare time when I don't for a couple minutes I just feel weird, even more like a machine. To me we're all just electrical signals, genes, and memes (Dawkins' definition) inside of a bag of flesh and bones.
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Freelancer:Discovery Mod 4.87
I'm sadistic and hurting others turns me on, i'm afraid i'll expose this kind of powerlevel to my girlfriend whom i'm extremely gentle with
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>>272374691
Eh. I was a closeted weeb in high school. I couldn't really befriend any of the other weebs at my school because they were too weird, even for me.
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>>272372645
>>272373151

Just use lube and progressively use larger and larger things, and stretch it too. Also keep some things insideethat stretch, it hurts in the beginning but later on it doesnt hurt.
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>>272374982
Oh god I'm never going to be anything. I think to myself, "Yes, tomorrow. I'm going to do something tomorrow. It doesn't matter what, but I'm certainly not going to spend all day on the computer. Yes. Tomorrow. Tomorrow I'll do something worthwhile."
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>>272374862
That just means you didn't watch enough anime and play enough video games to realize it sooner.
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EU4

I had picked up a girlfriend in WoW who was absolutely beautiful, spent two years with her and meeting up with her in real life.

Then I spent less and less time on WoW, and since she spent nearly all of her time on WoW she got closer to somebody else. Considering we'd spent day in and day out for two years confessing for each other, I find it hard not to slip up and mention her name around my new girlfriend when we say anything intimate.

I don't really even feel anything for my new girlfriend either, but I'd rather someone genuinely care about me even if I didn't return those feelings than to be alone.
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>>272372023
I'll be your friend anon.
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Fire Emblem series
I let someone convince me to cosplay as a schoolgirl last weekend, then take me to a hotel and have his way with me several times.
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>>272375151
HOLY FUCKING SHIT I haven't seen someone mention Seek and Destroy on here before, what a great game that was
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>>272375024
Are you a boy?
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>>272374273
I was top student in high school. The bullying got to me and I also skipped massive amounts of classes. And became the worst student all of the sudden The moral is: don't bully. You can fuck someones life 5ever. Though maybe I deserved it, because I bullied one guy in middle school
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>>272375132
I hope not, I could never see myself doing anything sexual with her, I was just stupid as a kid.
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>>272375146

I disagree.
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Civ V

I'm an art major. Last semester I turned in a project that consisted of me smearing my girlfriend's menstrual blood on a canvas. I did it as a joke just to see if I could get away with it. My professor loved it and game me an A.
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>>272374982
The problem is that I have no idea where to start or what to do, I said this to my mates uncle once and he told me that if I didn't have the heart, I wouldn't amount to anything, hit me like a brick
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>>272375237
Do it now, anon. There's no tomorrow, only now.
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Stalker SoC
I get hard to the fact I posted some nude of my gf and some people fapped to it and probably saved it. I'm too afraid to do it again but I get hard whenever I'm thinking of someone publicly fucking her.
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>>272375150
Yeah.
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>>272375305
what if I'm not?
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>>272374587
Is your name not important?
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>>272375291
I doubt it took much persuading.
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>>272374982
What does happen when they wake up and realize the truth?
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>>272375380
Start with anything. Learning to play a guitar, lifting, etc. And stick to it. Then you can pick up some other things.
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>>272375398

Post a pic of your gf, I will fap to her.

Cuck
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>>272374949
>"hide powerlevel at all cost"
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>>272375313
Heh, I bullied a girl in school, too. Everyone did and peer pressure made me do it, too.
Worst thing is, I really liked her.

Lo siento, Sara.
Life works in mysterious ways.
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Fallout new vegas
I'm sick and tired of the day to day grind where the same stuff happens. I'm almost to the point where I hope something tragic happens just so that I can feel something other than the same mild things I've felt for years.
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Cave Story
The only thing keeping me going through college right now is the thought of eventually being able to support my friends who are even more broken and hopeless than I am
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>>272375365
That's not as Dark as it is fucking funny.
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>>272375291
Did you like it?
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>>272375395
I have a test today.
So I guess that means it's okay to sit at the computer for the rest of the day, right?
I'm failing every other class. I was freaking out about it last week but I think I've just accepted it at this point.
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Super Fucking Metroid

I'm terrified of becoming my parents. My father has the temper of a Scotsman at the drop of a hat, and my mother was too busy with her social life/church bullshit to pay attention to me or my younger sisters... Unless she thought it would embarrass the family.
My wife is pregnant with our first and I'm panicking internally during these last 6 months on how I can be the best goddamn father who lived and not make my kid hate me
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>>272375458
They start to feel fulfilled, I guess.
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>>272375501
First I'd get banned and second I'm too afraid of someone finding her Facebook or some shit.
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>>272375365
I took an art appreciation class in college. I thought that was actually pretty common in modern art. We even learned about an artist who smeared shit on a canvas and called it "shit painting" or something like that. Fucking modern art man.
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>>272375423
That'd be okay too.
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>>272375395
I really wish there wasn't.
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>>272372368
Some macho faggots like tall cumbuckets, and the voice part.

Don't talk. Problem solved.
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>>272370361
Is your brother's name Jamie by any chance?
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>>272375398

HES GONNA TAKE YOU BACK TO THE PAST
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>>272375024
>weabooproof
Then it's up to you to infect them with moe.
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Civilization 5
I helped my sister kill herself
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Witcher 2
I don't know.

>>272375553
Know that feel bro.
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>>272375534
I bullied this girl in grade school but nobody ever joined in
Fuck you Sissy, you were fat and you smelled like shit and everyone else was too nice to say it out loud
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>>272375534
How come I remember her name after 20+ years but I can't remember a single classmate from my latest year? I hate this, I don't want it.
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mad world
I dropped out of high school in my first year
I'm boring as fuck and do nothing but fap and play video games.
my only dream in life is to get gud at drawing but i'm shit at it.
s-sorry for the blog
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>>272374701
Where do I start to learn how to code?
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>>272375591
If you're freaking out because you want to be a good father, that already shows that you actually give a shit about your family, I'm sure if you just try you'll succeed. Best of luck anon.
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>>272375534
The guy I bullied was literal autist. It was also because of peer pressure. It didn't last too long. In the end I was bullied three times longer, lol. Well, whatever, I'm sorry and will say it to him if I ever come in any contact with him
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>>272374462

Amagi Brilliant Park, airing this season, it's shit, don't bother
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>>272375584
Just study. Seriously, it's not that hard to completely prepare for a test right before it.
You just need to sit down, not be a pussy, and learn the material.
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>>272374273
Holy fuck you are literally me. I never did schoolwork because it was so mindbogglingly easy and I aced the shit out of every exam. I never learned anything new. Throughout middle school I missed school often and by high school I rarely ever attended on account of depression and anxiety, which was kind of an excuse since I could have gone if I really wanted to. All the teachers felt bad for me and knew I was smart so they tried to find ways for me to make up my work. My 10th grade science teacher went through the trouble of condensing the entire year's curriculum into a personalized course just for me. I never did any of it. Everyone was so kind to me and I let them all down year after year. Then I left school at that was that. Here I am 4 years later shitposting on a chinese cartoon board.

I don't even feel sad. I don't feel anything anymore.
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>>272375719
Story time
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Hyperdimension Neptunia mk 2

Why my little sister is at school I put her panties on my head and dress up my pillow in her school uniform while I read siscon manga
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CK2

I was 11 and told my girl cousin that I thought was kind of cute that we should have sex even though neither of us even knew what that entailed.

As she walked out the door from when she was staying over at my house, she twisted at me and said "Next time, sex!" very innocently right in front of her parents.

Every single time I've slept over at their house after that I always had to have a pillow wedged inbetween me and my girl cousin's brother whenever we slept in the same bed. It took me 10 years since that day to realize why the hell I had to put up with their weird shit.
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>>272375584
Click this x button and study like a mad man. You might or might not fail, but at least you will give your best and it will be a learning lesson for the future.
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Persona 3
I have a half sister in which for the last 8 years of my life have tried to fuck. The farthest we've gone is skin-to-skin dry humping but she won't let me put it in.She hates me and gives me the most disgusted looks when we meet at family reunions. It's become routine only because of how long we've been doing it, and the only reason, I believe, she hasn't told anyone is because she doesn't want to deal with the outlash it'll causeShe's 14 and I'm also the guy who lies to his friends about being extremely sick to the point of dying early.
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>>272375327
>>272374667
She's going to end up being either a huge sub or mentally unstable around men and end up getting off on increasingly dark shit while she fights back the urge to rape you.
Source: I've been through it.
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>>272370836
...why not just rape them at that point?
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>>272375781
https://www.haskell.org/tutorial/
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>>272375841
I'm not failing because I'm stupid. I haven't done anything at all for my other classes. It's too late to fix anything at this point.
And it feels so damn good to give up. Why does it feel so good to lose hope and stop trying?
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>>272375906

I want Akane to leave.
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RE4

I judge everything I do by standards I wouldn't use on any other human being. I hate myself on every single level and tend to run away from that drinking
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>>272375448
Took about two years.
>>272375576
Yes, it actually was a lot of fun.
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Metal Gear Solid 3

I'm 19 and still in high schools. I'm too lazy to do work in school and I'm too much of a procrastinator to do work out of school so I just kept failing. I can't drop out either or I'd be left on the street with no experience
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I wish I could just disappear. I don't want to die. I just don't want to have my parents coming to my apartment again, harassing me about my "future" or to have people at work talk to me. I don't like it, I want out of this fucking rat race. I would give up video games and creature comforts if it meant I could just sleep and never wake up. I'm so scared about dying though, I feel afraid knowing that there's just endless nothing afterwards. I mean, it seems alright not having to feel pain or misery again, but it's not like I would know that since I would just cease to exist entirely. I don't know what awaits me and I'm scared
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>>272375956
No, I'm going to pass the class that I have a test in. Probably. It's all the other ones that I'm going to fail.
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>>272376046
Will you do it again?
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>>272375591
Stop trying to be a good father.
BE a good father.

I believe in you anon.
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>>272375776
>tfw drop out of school when I was really close to finishing. Just because I didnt feel like going anymore
Big regret.
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>>272375963

You should probably kill yourself. Pathetic.
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>>272375881
No story needed. She tried to jump off our garage and got away with only a big concussion and bruising. Was put in to a psych ward for a month and hated every minute of it. Parents kept blaming her and saying that they did everything right so it was her fault. She pretended to get better and asked me to give her one of my guns the next year. Told her I would as long as she didn't kill our parents. She was 27 and never had any friends, worked part time at a factory and was infertile. Didn't feel like she had anything to live for and hated our parents.
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>>272372023
>Spyro: Riptos Rage
I'm your friend, mate
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MGS 3

I have Fordyce spots on my dick, and it's made me scared to death of getting laid in case any girl I'm with freaks out when they see them. Worst part is I have a pretty big dick too, and it never gets any use.
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>>272375963
Nothing wrong with trying to fuck your step sister, but 14 years old? Maybe wait a bit.
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>>272376105
>No
That's where you will fail though. Giving up without fighting, not because of failed tests.
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>>272376225
You and me bro.
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>>272369819
Dark Souls

Scat is my #1 fetish
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>>272375963
Holy shit
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>>272375781
Find something that you want to do and goof around. It's pretty creative, really, and you're bound to progress and learn if you persevere. If you want to make games, go check /vg/'s agdg thread.
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>>272375963
>She hates me and gives me the most disgusted looks when we meet at family reunions.
Why does every single bit of this post remind me of some doujin i've read before
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>>272376012
Talk to your teachers and try to come up with a plan to get you back on track. Then you have to study study study.
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>>272376106
Definitely
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GTA San Andreas
I dropped out of uni ~6 months after starting my first year because I had no friends and I was scared I was going to kill myself, and I told my parents that it was because the subject didn't agree with me.
Then 18 months later I signed up for a different course at the other end of the country and (as of halfway through the 2nd year) have maybe 2 friends who I don't speak to outside of classes.
I'm not dropping out mostly because I've accepted that I'm unable to make friends but partially because I don't want to disappoint my parents even more.

The thing is that both of the two courses I did sounded impressive to the average joe plebe like my parents, but I still feel like a fucking idiot and I'll never forgive myself for dropping out in the first place and wasting a buttload of money


Thank you for listening
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>>272375923
Very similar to a thing that happened to me and a fellow class mate in first grade.

I had tried to get her to show her panties all day long, but she never put up. At the end of the day, when her mother came to pick her up, she turned around, said my name and lift her skirt up, revealing her panties while having a rather lewd expression on her face.
Her mother dropped her grocery bags and ran to the girl, pulling down her skirt and screaming at me.

I remember clearly that I had this exact posture, except I had two thumbs up instead of holding a joystick.

Good times.
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>>272376360
It reminded me of soukan twins or something like that.
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HOMM3. All the years i played it i am not even good at it and i can't tell you all the skill or magic names, i just play Beastmaster and make it sexy in the swamp.
Feels bad.
Was friends with a dude, shared my interests and friendship was 9/10
Some guy i was kinda friends with said that this friend is a fag and i suddenly realized how he really is a fag and started beating him almost every day to the point of almost being dealt with by authroties
Feel bad about it, but still laugh whenever i remember about fucking him up which is conflicting

Another friend.
Took his Spider-Man cd(for PC), lost one of the discs somewhere, became super scared he'd stop being friends with me so i aborted all contact with him to this day
We were best friends ever, meeting every weekend to play some playstation and shit

Only smart thing i did was selling super pencils(pencils with invisible ink, you had to use ultraviolet light to see it which was mounted on the pen itself) and stopping at the right time(other two dudes didn't stop when i did, got caught and were forced to give money back).

Retardation actions train doesn't seem to be stopping either. I am afraid and excited about whatever the fuck happens to me next.
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>>272376389
Id fuck your boypussy
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>>272374589
I had a driver's license and a car that I loved. I loved the freedom more than anything else in the world. Then I lost my license over some bullshit. In my state if you are charged with drinking under the age of 21 your license is automatically revoked. There was no car involved, apparently that's just the rule.

I never got around to regaining my license and now I'm 22 as well and in the same situation as you.
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>>272376225
That's pretty fucking common, you shouldn't be affraid. I havee those any didn't knew untill a couple years after I started having sex and no one ever cared about it. Bitches just love the dick
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>>272369819
Tales of Vesperia
I had sex with my little sister because we're curious about porn and take her virginity.
We did it two times again before we realize it's taboo and you can make the girl pregnant.
We never bring it up again.
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>>272376225
>>272376298
Same here, save the size part. I'm terrified of ever to strip when the time comes, but I'll probably go to a dermatologist soon to see what can I do about it.
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>>272376363
There's no time. There are only a few weeks left in the semester. I haven't even learned anything.
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>>272376306
>Scat is my #1 fetish
fucking why
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BANE?____________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________
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tfw you'll never meet anyone with a god complex
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>>272376143
ok

>>272376226
I would but she's really fucking cute and its only escalated to that point in the more recent years.

>>272376314
Sorry nigga.

>>272376360
Fuck man I wish it was, but no man. If it was she'd love me and everything would work out.
Life isn't a doujin though
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>>272375591
Do we have the same father? Though my mother is crazy and Facebook is just making her worse.
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RollerCoaster Tycoon

I have a literal micropenis and it makes me insecure enough to avoid any kind of relationship with women even though I've had plenty of opportunities to gf some
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>>272369819
> Okami.
I greatly prefer the unattractive and below-average girls over the hot ones. I rationalized that this was because I convinced myself that I had to settle for less. But now that I know this is not the case, I see this is actually a fetish of mine.
I can't help but feel I'm somehow broken because of this, even though I realize that being attracted to unusual features is common for both males and females.

Videogames.
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>>272376181
Did you at least fuck her?
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>>272376545
Remember, whenever you're about to make a decision you're not sure you're gonna regret: Masturbate. Remember you can just masturbate, and that'll clear your mind.
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>>272376632
Epic
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>>272376012

Because it's easy.

I've had depression in various degrees for years, since late high school, but I've never really stopped feeling like there was no point to it all. I've graduated high school, got higher education and even had a job for about a year, but I ended up just dropping out of everything because it was hard and didn't feel worth the effort. Sometimes I wonder if I would keep doing nothing even if it meant being homeless and starving to death on the streets.

If it wasn't for my family's objections I would probably have killed myself long ago. I have no friends and hate myself, and I don't "fit in" anywhere in normal society. I doubt I'll ever be happy or satisfied with my life, so I just want to end it. Then I wouldn't have to worry about anything. It doesn't seem to matter if you do anything with your life or not, you end up feeling like shit either way.
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>>272376661
>not taking the chance and tapping her
Gay
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>>272376545
Post a picture of her.
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The Witcher II

A girl from my last class of the day in college gives me a ride home as we talk about vidya and school life. She makes it clear she's a lesbian and talks about her girlfriend every other sentence if it's applicable to our current conversation.

There is a part of me that wishes I could rape her just to see what her response would be. The other part of me is horrified at the possibility of losing a ride home.
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How the fuck do you even ask your 14 year old sister to fuck

how does this come up in conversation?
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>>272372023
>Spyro
N-n-n-nice anon, I'm your friends.
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>>272376012
>And it feels so damn good to give up. Why does it feel so good to lose hope and stop trying?

Fuck man...
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>tfw my life is boring and nothing happens
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>>272375458
Nothing. Really.
Read the thread.
It isn't about having a revelation; it's about having the will to change a problem that you are already aware of.
But the problem is that sometimes I don't want to change it, Anon. It's so comfortable being fucking worthless that trying to make that big step to being worthwhile just feels so hard and so unnecessary. Not only is it comfortable, but I remove worth from myself so that I can remain in my little zone forever. I give up on projects I know I can do, I fail when I can pass, I don't try when I know I should, all so that I can justify sitting on my computer all day long as my friends get lives around me and I stay in this grey bubble of perpetual adolescence.
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>>272372023
>>272372128
>>272372153
>>272375276
>>272376223
>>272376770

Spyro fans confirmed for absolute bro's and best mates.
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>>272376520
Because you have shitty interests.
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P3

Since I was young most of my relationships (of any kind) with females have been mocked by the adults around me. I was bullied by a girl a lot bigger and older than me in my first school.

Now i'm 24, shit with girls that I like and never went to Uni because I sabotaged my college grades by being a depressive fuck. I just fap and play a bit of vidya. Yay :|
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>>272375458
it destroys them[/spoiler
it destroyed me
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Demon Souls
I wish my son would die, I fucking hate him, I alway hope a car hits him or something when he is playing outside.
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Majora's Mask

I'm addicted to Hentai, I have almost 10GB of high quality 2D porn. My girlfriend founds out my folder last Saturday, I just don't know how to proceed. At least she said she doesn't care.
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>>272377006
H-how old is he?
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>>272376654
At this point I believe I've already reached the point where I can't regret it anymore. Worst come to worst I'll tell my dad and leave the family.

>>272376730
>Posting a picture on an anonymous image board in a thread about confessing our sins anonymously that would lead straight to me

Naw fuck that shit, the whole point of this is that we can get the truth off our backs and not get persecuted in real life. If you don't believe me it's fine but don't be a dumbass.
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Skyrim

I stripped and molested my younger cousin she was in pre-k i was in 5th grade. I didnt know where to stick it in so all I did was make her play with my dick and rub it against her ass.

she's graduating highschool soon and everyday i worry about whether or not she remembera what I did. her dads a cop and will arrest me on the spot.

Im not even a pedo anymore and have a loving girlfriend of 3 years and we live together. I dont want all of it taken away because of something stupid I did when I was 10
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King of Fighters 2000 Ultimate Mactch. Coming out on Steam.

As an adult male, I've sexually experimented with my younger prepubescent sister to the point of mutual masturbation. She has outright stated that she wants to bang me, and claims to have done so with my younger brother. I turned her down on the whole idea of "are you fucking nuts, it'd just hurt you you 8 year old tit" which blossomed into a weird impromptu sex ed lesson involving youtube videos and lots of explanation.

I figure she's just sexually curious and is incredibly lonely since she's being raised by her autistic father in the middle of the sticks with nobody but her aforementioned brother to talk to. When they visit I try to play videogames with them. Her especially, since she feels I'm the only one who doesn't hate or loathe her in her immediate family, which is unfortunately probably true. They're so bored. I fucking hated it when I lived in the country too.

I might be a massive pedo, but I'm not going to hurt my sister.
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Current favotire viya would be The Binding of Isaac, can't really pick one game that would be the best of all time.
I don't care about anyone else's problems unless they directly effect me and my life. I don't care about terrorism, hunger, racism or anything like that because as I see it I'm only making my own life worse by caring abou it
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>>272376632
I bet he didn't even fuck her corpse.
What a fag !
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>>272377006
Not your kid? Story time pls.
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>>272369819
>FF7/Crisis Core
>I have a dragon vore fetish.
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>>272377006
Why?
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>>272377063
7
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>>272377006

What the fuck is wrong with you?


Why do you even have a son? Do you treat him badly. You better not turn to child abuse, please just fucking kill yourself before you get to that point.
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>>272377006
Fuck you anon
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