Let's start a vidya cringe thread!

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>>272209981

no :^)

>>272209981
>it´s a hologram

>>272210085
Needs more muscle

>>272209981
*teleportsbehind u* *unzips katana* pssh, nothing personnel, kid....*slices u in half with fedora*

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>>272209981
>its a hologram

>>272210341
>all those replies

>>272210353
>Erected

>>272210353

Trip and Grace are the fucking best

I got a good one for you little kiddies

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WD795Wml69Y

>>272210717
What's that supposed to mean Grace?


Grace?

>>272210235
kek

>>272210093
LUIGIKIN HHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAH

>>272210353
>Erected

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Bitches and whores? Bitches and whores. Hate little princesses like this.

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>>272210981

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>>272210093
>I have come to realize that I am Luigikin

>>272210353
>You can suck me off if you want.

Not vidya but still confuses me
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dXft7FBr0eI

>>272211249
>thinking this conversation actually happened

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aGpn2YVXEwA
How long can you last?

>>272211406
Yeah, I gotta say that's probably fake.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UqjR9kfdYEI&list=UUOOBCMJ3AT9S3eKgV8UH-jw

>>272209981
Its a hologram is a pretty good counter, good job Tails.

>>272210093
> luigikin
> sexually attracted to luigi

dae Le SJW outrage??

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>>272210353

>tfw boner

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>it's a hologram

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>>272211249
where's airman when you need him

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5C_99XJqIs4

>>272211249
I'm on her side, that guy is a full-blown autist.

>Trenchcoat
>Fedora

>>272211831
You'd have to be a fucking idiot to not be on her side.
He's a gigantic weirdo.
If you're agreeing with him all you're doing is aligning yourself with socially incompetent losers.

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>>272209981
>shamalamadingdong.png

>>272211249
demolished

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>>272210353
>erected

>>272211249
This is the biggest case of tl;dr I've ever seen.

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>>272211818
What the fuck is this

Classic coming through, everyone aside

>>272211953
guy may be a creep but, shit, that's one hell of a rant.

>>272212085
NO

NO DON'T

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>>272211818
"Pacman gives me a sort of giddiness. Like there's tingles running up and down my nipples."

>>272210093
Very egotistic to only be turned on by yourself

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>>272209981
>it's a hologram

What a twist

>>272211818
>That weird interview with his friend sitting on a chair in some drive way
That always seemed odd to me.

>>272212090
It was bait.

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Hey guys did you see that new PS4 model?

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>>272209981
>It's a hologram

>>272212651
Name?

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>>272212085

>>272212606
It looks like shit

>>272212085
>You were a lust penis

>>272212749
Sarina Valentina

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>>272212749
Bailey Jay

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>>272212749
Uhh...

>>272211249
Seems fake but I agree 100% with that "nice guy" sentiment at the bottom. Too many self proclaimed nice guys think they're nice when they're just delusional.

>>272212808
>Line trap in the background
Kek

>>272212835
Sarina a shit ever since the ass implant

>>272212749
Balding man with fake tits and a feminine dick

>>272212894
It's for the birds

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>>272213007
>Balding man
Doesnt HRT stop that?

Im pretty sure Bailey just has a shitty hairline

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>>272212606

>ask mom for a ps4 for bday
>she says "yeah sure sweetheart anything you want"
>get this
>mfw

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>>272211249
>Kitty's got claws

People really believe this happened?

>>272212749
It's a trap son

>>272212894
maybe if the companies didn't treat their employees like shit they wouldn't need tips to survive.

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>>272213064
>Doesnt HRT stop that?
kek

no

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mz3Mi_OZYno

>>272213307
...this is my nightmare come to life

>>272211249
she's right though that guys a fucking psycho creep

>>272213307
oh no, I'm not watching that again.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BsbaQTbtKSo

I dare you to watch

>>272211249
Wow, she handled that perfectly.

>>272213307
Holy shit. I am laughing so hard. Thank you.

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>>272213064
HRT doesn't stop purely genetic issues

like having a dick or getting bald

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>>272213539
Dem mouthbreathing levels

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SJpsaNI8Q7U

furfags are fagfags

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>>272213539
This is some seriously autistic shit but I really want that hat

>>272213889
This reminds me when a day or so before the 50 fact extravaganza some anon leaked the 50 facts, and one of the earlier replies was some anon saying how stupid he thought the concept was and anyone who believed the leak was retarded

I smiled during it thinking of that anon

>>272214009
He fully shows his face in the video y'know.

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>>272209981

Nice one, Tails. Fuck Sephiroth, starting shit all for no reason.

>>272211709
>UP IN THE SKY, TEN MILES HIGH
>A MAN STANDS ABOVE A CITY, HE WILL DESTROY
>BUILT FROM AIRPLANE PARTS
>HIS PROPELLER SPINS AS HE THINKS TO HIMSELF
>I WILL DESTROY THESE PEOPLE

>>272212851
If those are tranny tits why dont they look grosser?

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>>272213064
That looks a lot like my ex girlfriend

>>272212085
this is the greatest literary accomplishment of our generation

>>272210093

Mouth was open in aghast horror. Almost enough internet for today, and I only just woke up.

>>272212894
I agree with this because of the system in place. I disagree with the system in place.

Of course in america where this would be the biggest problem your waiter is going to spit and possibly shit in your food so there's that to consider.

>>272214387
Is this supposed to be vidya cringe?

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>>272213539
What the fuck?

>>272210341
I didn't get the reference until it was spelled out just now.

>>272213539
>those Haruhi figures
it hurts.

>>272213539
>that chin

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>>272209981
>its a hologram

Everytime, god dammit. Fedoras off to Tails.

>>272210341
/co/ can be pretty ok sometimes

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>>272211818
>this guy has a wife

>>272214747
It seems like she hates him

>>272214882
still got close enough to him to marry. Even if they divorce, that's more than most have accomplished. His severe autism didn't get in the way of that.

>>272209981
>(Age 15)
Fucking gold

>>272211818
Fred Willard just sounds so disappointed

>>272212894
Tfw expected to tip in England despite people working getting above minimum wage and getting a ton of benefits for working there, I'd still work as serving staff if they didn't expect me to work every damn night as a student.

>>272212085
I can not imagine a more shameful boner than the one I have now.

>>272213889
>where's the middle of 3ds
emulator confirmed

>>272213539
10/10 Ending

>>272210353
melon

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>>272210353
>Grace theHedgehog
>Trip theHedgehog

>>272214360
Because they weren't installed by a mexican using only a box-cutter and tequila.

Rage?

Yes it's dodger

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R5bRD9ag1y0

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IKwuVR2Q8zA

>>272214360
Bailey got a good surgeon, unlike.most trannies who just wanna get it done

>>272213539
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BsbaQTbtKSo
This is how I imagine everyone of you.

Reminder to the haters that in spite of bigoted, binary thinking, you will NEVER EVER fuck a woman as attractive as Bailey Jay (or a man, to nip that witty comment in the bud)

>>272211249
I'm pretty fucking staunchly anti-SJW, neo-fem bullshit, but in this case she's pretty totally right, fake or not. Messaging her wasn't wrong, but the way he went about continuing was fucking godawful.

Pursuing a girl you met at a store isn't wrong, acting like some kind of fucking stalker, like you've been in love with her for years after just a handful of days is fucked in the head.

>>272215905
I guess. The trans guy I'm with now is pretty hot though, and I swear he gives me the best bj's I've ever had.

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>>272211818
Jesus Fucking Christ look at the size of that controller
how fat do you have to be to need a fucking xboxhueg controller?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_8dRZ3atLW8

>>272212894
How about get a real job, fag.

>>272216089
>Trans guy
That implies FtM, but I'm not sure that's what you mean? Either way, cool to see a rare example of tolerance on here. Good luck, man.

>>272213064
It would stop male pattern baldness, but not necessarily a receding hairline. Women go bald too sometimes.

>>272216192
I didn't get why people liked bloodhound gang

>>272216164
Nigga playing Pac Man on an arcade stick (even a shit one like that) feels so good

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Is Pratt biggest star right now?

>>272216341
just take a look at Jessica Nigri

>>272216464
>Still don't have a girlfriend? Need more gains!
/fit/ in a nutshell.

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>>272213889
What is this about? Was it true at the end what he supposedly leaked?

>>272216607
>/fit/
>girls
You should be 'miring. Nigga looks great.

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>>272216457
Then get a fucking arcade pad, not that quackjob snes/remote control/arcade monstrosity

>>272211709
I've seen this comic probably close to 50 or 60 times and have never read the whole thing.

>>272216749
I was just saying that she's obviously not using it because she's a fatass. I play the Pac on my Mame machine

>>272216632
I'm done. Thanks /v/

>>272216692
The Smash roster was leaked and /v/ jumped to the conclusion that it could never happen, and then it did. It all happened, exactly as the leak said it would. Bunch of morons.

You must have Smash threads filtered in order to miss them like that. Duck Hunt Dog got a sticky.

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>>272216632
what the fuck

I'm laughing but I don't know why

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>>272211818
Fake as fuck, but should it somehow be real: This guy is freakin' hilarious!!

>>272216343
you first need to take into account that these were like the first days of the internet and home-produced shit of any decent quality. that shit must have been hilarious when it happened. much like all the shit you used to watch on new grounds or shockwave.com. Go back and look at it now. It's literally terrible.

>>272215724
What's going on here?

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>>272214112
Say what you want, this guy is more talented than any of you here.

>>272213539
Thank fucking god I am self aware enough to know never to do shit like this, and especially to never do it and put the end result on Youtube

Also I have never been happier to have an actual jawline

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>>272216968
nevar forget

>>272211818
God bless crazy fuckers like this guy. They make the world more interesting.

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>>272215724
Embarrassing. Especially being russian myself. I have no excuse for this degeneracy, I am indeed sorry.

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>>272216632
>I had commissioned a popular artist that I really like to draw sketches of each of my family/friends voring me

>>272216632
Anal vore is exactly what it sounds like right?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c9ftfSi2Xv0

It's not really cringe, but here we go.

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>>272210093
>Identifies as Luigi
>Sexually attracted to Luigi

>>272217392
if you think it sounds like being swallowed into someones ass
then yes

>>272212894
>Benefit from low food prices
>But you have to tip 15-30%

Then it aint fucking cheap innit, why not just raise the fucking prices and pay your staff better. I'd rather pay more from the get go then be guilt tripped into paying more then stated on the receipt.

>>272217549
This game is amazing.

>>272213539
Do you have the time?

>>272210353
Anyone have that ERP where it took the girl 3 months to reply *moans*?

>>272217620
Excellent.

>>272217549
this guy is not only autistic, but retarded
>if a lot of people like it, it must be good!

>>272217549
>not really cringe
DO YOU EVEN WATCH THE SHIT YOU POST?

>>272217657
*guy not game

What did I smoke today?

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>>272212894
>i am responsible for my server's wages

nah it doesn't work that way.
don't get mad at me.
don't get mad at your employer.
get a better fucking job or move to fucking mexico.

>>272217721
I thought it was hilarious.

>>272217549
So the JFK assassination was a hoax.

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>>272211818
what a fucking nobhead

>>272213539
what steve vai song is that?

>>272213539

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jCqQ-MyZXRA&list=UUjFJ5YVQOJ4GOWKkjDScCRQ

>>272215905
>woman
He is a feminized male you fucking retard.

>>272215720
To give you perspective on how tiny she is, that's a twin sized bed.

>>272217781
>>272216261
>>272217623
Genuine cringe. Bravo, guys.

>>272211249
>Real life Felicia Day

Is Felicia Day actually fictional?

>>272216632
>im not stupid
...what the fuck

>>272217960

Her internet persona is.

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>4 days after launch
>With huge server issues and queues

>>272212894
>visit business to leave my money there
>they expect me to decide how much money to spend the minute I walk in instead of presenting me their products and services and then letting me decide how much they're worth
Do they even capitalism? THEY want MY money, THEY have to WORK for it.

>>272217939
poorfag server triggered

>>272217939
>the thought of getting a real job makes me cringe
Typical waiter, everyone.

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>>272211249
She's completely right doe. Autists don't belong in relationships. Autists belong in clinics and prisons.

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>>272216632
>I ordered pizzas and planned a lot of fun activities we could do that would explain to my friends and family what anal vore is

This is gold.

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>>272212894

WHOA BABY

>>272212894

>been living in America for the last few years
>just pretend I don't know about tipping culture any time I eat out

>>272216749
>arcade pad

They are called arcade sticks.

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>>272213307
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>272216632
This can't be real.

If it is I can only hope there's a video of his family's reactions.

>>272211362

it actually just says suck me, which is even better

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>>272216632
>Coming out party for anal vore

>>272212894
Funny how countries with no tipping system have better customer service than countries that do.

Tipping should be an incentive for workers to do their best, not something obligatory.

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>>272216632

>>272216164
>That. Fucking. Mullet.

>>272209981

>implying sephiroths mind read ability wouldn't realise it was a hologram

wtf tails doesn't even match against sephiroth this doesn't make sense.

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>>272213539
>that ending

>>272210093

Can't say I blame this person.

Luigi's sexy as fuck.

>>272210353
Why the fuck don't they just use the goddamn chat feature

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>>272216632
This has got to be fake. It doesn't make sense that he'd be so open about this with his family but would create a new forum account to tell this to some random jackoffs on the internet.

please let it be fake /v/

>>272218771

Ahh furries.

>>272218771
>wolf shirt

>>272218771
great way to start off the marriage.

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thought this stuff was like a very very small chance of finding it but the other day i went of facebook to look for some coupons for a Belong Designs and i find this. i really thought i would never see something like this myself

>>272218771
Why are old people marrying, help

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>>272212894
>waiter/waitress is average; just didn't fuck anything up
No tip.
>waiter/waitress is below average
Of course I'm not paying you extra.
>waiter/waitress goes the extra mile in some way
Ill give you a good tip and try to mention how well you did to a manager, if convenient.

I just pay based on service quality, common sense.

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>>272218771
For a split second I thought that was a three wolf moon shirt and got very angry.

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>>272218901
>this was probably a very meaningful moment for the furfag

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>>272218771
Those poor bastards have no idea do they?

>>272218916
you go to colorado state bro?

>>272218901
This is actually sort of cute.

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>>272218979
>reverse image search
>"Epic Video Game Cosplays"

>>272219078
i live in colorado

>>272219115
where?

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>>272210353
>*erected*

>>272219151
Ralston Valley from the looks of it

>>272219151
Are you a cute sissy boy?

>>272214586
What chin?

>>272219151
arvada

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>>272218968
This man gets it
I don't know why it's so hard for people to understand that they won't get tipped just because they plop the food in front of me

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http://youtu.be/yjYmbqgikgk

Why aren't you married yet /v/?

>>272219249
No I'm bear mode.

>>272219249
I'm in Fort Collins, lets play some vidja

>>272212894
Then maybe don't work in restaurants then you fucking piece of shit. Why are your workplace laws so shit, America?

>>272216632

Holy fucking shit.

Reminds me of the piss bottle guy who ends up taking a shit in this chick's bathtub that he's on a first date with.

Someone post it.

>>272219234
>>272219374

meant of the other

>>272209981
so what happens next

does tails win?

>>272219374
I love big bear men, anon. I hope you come here so you can fuck my boypucci

>>272213307
Something about furries just makes me inherently angry but I don't know what it is.

>>272211249

That guy got fucking rekt and she was flawless in her logic the entire way through.

>Hate little princesses like this.

Is that you, Chris?

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Can't forget the classics
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uDuyl23BN9A

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>>272219326
>that dumbass beiber haircut
Why was this ever a thing?

>>272216632
Imagine being some war vet grandpa who worked hard to make a better life for his family and then your dumb shit autist grandson throws a whole party dedicated to letting his family and friends know his fetish.

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>>272219474
>boypucci

Holy fuck that it the gayest thing i've ever read

>>272219374
sure i guess. have a steam account?

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>>272211818
>in a song called

>Pac-Man is naked and so should you

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XshS_6evfp4

I don't think you guys are ready for this.

>>272213539
Reminds me of the Arby n' the Chief movie with that ending

>YOU. DID IT.

>>272211614
their first orgasm

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>>272219642

>>272219603
What vidja do you play anon? SCR183 is steam, I play warcraft too.

>>272219771
thank mr cuck man

>>272219642
Can someone summarize this for me? The guy talks so fast and the audio is so shitty I can't be arsed to pay attention

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>>272219474

>>272212894

It's Federal law a waiter has to make minimum wage if their tips do not meet the standard minimum. So I don't tip, because it's the employers duty to handle their employees wages; and if you deserved more than minimum wage you probably wouldn't be a waiter to begin with.

My logic is flawless, come at me waiters.

>>272219771
thank mr cuck man

>>272219806

that avatar oh man hahahaha

>>272219850
Two "gamers" have a wedding. The fat guy in cargo shorts and sandals and socks recites Half Life 2 quotes while he's "marrying" them. Burch goes to kiss his wife, she hugs him instead.

>>272212085
fuck

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Any nzbros?

>>272220000
>Burch goes to kiss his wife, she hugs him instead.
Trips + Quads confirm how nice it is to not be Anthony Burch

>>272215093
I never understood this. But in London it kind of makes sense. Since they're on minimum wage but good fucking luck trying to get by on minimum wage in London.

The worst ever tipping nightmare I heard about was my ex-girlfriend working in a Chinese restaurant in the Midlands. They did good business but they didn't pay their staff above minimum wage (I got the feeling they didn't "get it") and since most of the staff were Chinese they didn't complain.

The WORST part of it was that they didn't even let her keep her tips. The staff had to put the tips in a jar and they never saw it again. I got so frustrated telling her that it was unfair and she should stand up for herself and go to a Citizens Advice bureau but she was worried that they'd fire her if they found out and she needed the work.

The more you pull back the curtain on service staff working conditions the more sad it gets. I was recently working at an event in the St Paul's hotel in London and the serving staff there are working for peanuts and expected to do 12 hour days. Most of them are immigrants that come to do a "tour" of work so they can get a good C.V when they go home so they don't mind, but how can the labour market expect to be competitive when a 5 star hotel can undermine it so easily?

>>272220000
Thanks quads

>>272220049
Oh! go back to your sand and 115 degree weather faggot.

>>272220000
Also they have a water gun fight.

>>272219771
thank mr cuck man

>>272220049
Holy shit that kid in the middle looks 10 years old.

>>272220000
Every time

>>272219642
God every time I see people like this I get so confused, like I can't even begin to imagine how they end up like this.

>>272218771
Eh, they seemed cool with it.

>>272219081
Agreed.
That kid is adorable.

>>272211520
>28:48
i never started

>>272220291
I can't hate grown men dressed like this after I learned that Keith Apicary exists

>>272220049
Yo.

>>272220440
aw choice bro

>>272220420
That's not a totally irredeemable name.
What really got me was Optimus Prime, but I bet she's lying about that.

>>272219642
I wonder if the divorce proceedings are just as funny.

>>272220440
Wass up

>>272220291
>At university
>Using computer lab for class practical
>2 hour session but always finish early
>Every time I leave from this practical there is a fat neckbeard sitting on the floor right next to the door playing on his 3DS

WHY DO THIS, THERE IS STILL AN HOUR BEFORE THE ROOM IS EMPTY. WHY ARE YOU SITTING ON THE FLOOR PLAYING 3DS YOU NINTENYEAROLD????

>>272220049
God damn it took me a while to recognise where that was.

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>>272220291
That's just Keith Apicary, no cringe here

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>>272213539
>fumbles with the first glove
>starts the next one with it already halfway on

>>272220547
What was that site that let you search for a name and check how many US citizens have it? There were like 3 Optimus Primes, 20 Supermans and a dozen of Narutos.

>>272220521
While I'm here, might as well:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0shOheycCG4

>>272220562
Not much, I have Miku Monday open in another tab. Hate how the Amerifats are 20 hours behind so the day time thread appears on our Tuesday!

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>>272209981
>It's a hologram

>>272220547
Pinkamena is a pretty rough name for any child, especially if anyone finds out where it's from.

Also no doubt that kid is gonna get some weird fuckin' parenting.

>>272220547
People named their kids Khaleesi for fucks sake.

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>>272220428
>Don't ignore me you rancid swine

>>272220690
Only a dozen Narutos? That's better than I'd feared.

>>272220428
This guy is basically Mort from KC Green's The Anime Club, only with chess. Amazing

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>>272220690

>>272216632
>revealing your sex fetishes to your family
Why would anyone do that?

>>272217721
>JFK giving a movie review
>cringe
DAE /r/CRINGE GUYS? CHECK OUT THIS CRINGE CHANNEL CALLED MEGA64 SOOOOO CRINGE

>>272216089
>>272216271
Man this almost slipped by, too
自殺しろ

>>272219642

>i will never put it in the butt

that was top kek tho

>>272220730
/r/ing that forum post about the furries who homeschooled his kid and they had a "furry hour" or something. I'm waiting for a brony equivalent to that to pop up somewhere, though it might take a few generations

>>272218705
That's the thing man, this shit happens rarely outside of chat

Imagine all the cringe e-sex that goes on that we'll never see because it was done in chat

>>272210093
but Gameboy Luigi was exactly the same as Gameboy Mario

>>272220428
>Don't ignore me you rancid swine

Holy fuck I'm laughing.

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>>272210093
>Otherkin

>>272220867
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oHN1SQ1EvuY

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>>272220714
>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0shOheycCG4

AHAHAHA
Of course it's southies

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>>272220826
>>272220818
Bringing this shit full circle

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>>272220934

>>272221015
I know this video
Thank you anon

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>>272209981
>Its a hologram
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ue_2E8fFGvE

>>272211818
>this guy is married and you are not

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>>272221037

>>272221037
Why is Richard shortened to Dick anyway? That doesn't make any sense.

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>>272220934
>I'm waiting for a brony equivalent
It would basically watch a program for young kids ... disappointing.

>>272220000
>Burch goes to kiss his wife, she hugs him instead.
IT'S YOUR FUCKING WEDDING, WHY ARE YOU NOT KISSING HER? THIS ISN'T JUST SOME FUCKING DATE YOU TWO JUST WENT ON.
How did he not know that it was doomed from the start.

>>272221150

I'm pretty sure marrying that isn't some big accomplishment.

>>272221291
>How did he not know that it was doomed from the start.
Atheism=Communism=Feminism=Republicanism=Degeneracy

>>272220000
Holy fuck I thought you were making this up as some retarded story like

>walk into gamestop
>pet duck in my pocket
>he eats my spaghetti

But fuck me

>>272221150
Maybe he's like that because he got married, ever think of that you fucknuckle?

I just want to thank everyone in this thread
They always remind me that I could be doing a lot worse or be more autistic than the stuff posted here

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>>272221046
>by: admin

>>272210093
>I'm too horny to continue writing this
This part made it sound like one of those journal entries you find in survival horrors

>>272220090
>don't be Antony Burch
>it's pretty fuckin nice

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>>272221202
Dick used to mean a lot of things outside "penis". Like "detective", for instance. It just sounds silly nowadays after it became the common nomenclature for your Johnson

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Fresh OC
>typing like you're greentexting

>>272216632
Please tell me that the comment section tore him a new asshole.
HARD.

Does anyone have the link so i can see the comments?.

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>>272216632
>I ordered pizzas and planned a lot of fun activities we could do that would explain to my friends and family what anal vore is

>>272215093
>expected to tip in England
u wot m8? Tipping isn't expected here at all.

>>272221568
Why would you want that?
He'd probably try to get consumed by it give nthe chance

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>>272221568
>Please tell me that the comment section tore him a new asshole.

Sure, they ate him up.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8TXOmPR7uk4

This video is not satire or a joke. The person singing actually believes the things they are saying and was a regular on surf servers for a while.

>>272221560
And you're friends with these people?

>>272219642
>Wearing jeans to your own wedding
>In your backyard
>Held by a neckbeard
>Reading half life

BOY IT SURE IS A GOOD DAY NOT TO BE ANTHONY BURCH

>>272221482
>mfw almost wanted to kill myself
>see this thread
It helps sometimes

>>272221704
I thought it was satire up until I heard him pronounce the word "scout". The autism instantly became palpable.

Seriously, I've never gone from "this has to be a joke" to "nope, it's not" in a single word before.

>>272215093

mate what you on about?
yeh sure if somethings £18.50 or something and you pay with a £20 some folk say "keep the change" but tips are never expected over here. Stop being a puff and demand your change

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>>272219642
Jesus fucking Christ. This is the face of SJW.

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>>272219326

>mfw I thought the grey furrie was a shewhale

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>>272221560
>Halo>everything!
It's "Halo 2>everything"you fucking idiot.

>>272213981
lol that sjw retard xDDDD

>>272216632
This is either the work of a genius or the actual accounts of a truly insane man.

>>272214418
>>>/facebook/
Alternatively, try killing yourself.

>>272221861
>Work in super market
>no one ever says keep the change apart from the odd alcoholic who mutter it while stumbling away
>apart from kids

Fucking schoolkids think they're radical as fuck. They walk in buying a cookie and an energy drink or whatever and there's always between 1 and 3 pence change and when I go to hand it to them "Heh, keep the change..." "Oh, and don't worry about that penny change, see ya" "A penny? No thanks, I only use silver currency and higher."

I mean I'm fluffing it up a bit but I'm sure you understand my drift. Tips while working bar is sweet as fuck though.

>everyone getting super drunk
>friendly customer says "Oh and one for yourself
>can drink while working
>free pints all night
>Or save it up and £20-40 tips a night

>>272221560
>talking in the third person is typing like you're greentexting
Go outside sometime you retard

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Today when /v/ was a bunch of crybabies trying to get people fired and sue Walmart

I made this but I tried to not make it one of those obnoxious things with a shit ton of reaction images in your face.

>>272211818
Here's the Pac-Man guy talking about the show
http://thefump.com/blog_entry.php?id=8&blog=1894

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>>272219507

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>>272209981
This post its a holograma too

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>>272216632

If this is real then I feel bad for his parents, I mean, what they fuck would you be thinking if your kid came out with this shit. Jesus christ man keep that shit to yourself.

>>272222192
It's called meme arrows, and they originated from here not many months ago, newfriend.

>>272221046
this is a jokepost right?

it feels like it

>>272219507
>the evil docto robo-nig