C.R.A.S.H. Left me with nothing but small change! >350$

What would you do if you found $350?

I'd go buy a gun, a decent shotgun.

>>271787569
I WOULD DANCE
DISCO DISCO

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mET4Xbph0ng

>>271787569
But ammunation isn't open yet

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>>271787232

>give sweet a ride home
>'Here get youself a beer or somethin'
>$500

>>271787232
RYDER NOT THIS AGAIN!!

>>271787979
THIS PIZZA PARLOR IS NO PUSHOVER

Have you ever wondered what it's like being a gangbanger? Did you ever ponder whether the pigs who stole your money have been in collaboration with your homies who may now have cause to betray you? Are you a lunatic? Would you like to be one?

If you've answered yes to any of the above questions then GTA: San Andreas might be right for you.

This game is full of gangbanging, chola craziness, big black men ordering everything off the menu, freebird, compton, grove street. Not to mention: skydiving, plane robbing, house burgling, faggio riding, liberty city visiting, heists, casinos, oysters, horseshoes, plantation farming: you name it.

Is this game right for you? Will you love it? In the words of the wise Big Smoke:

"All we had to do was follow the damn train" - which of course is referring to the philosophical insight that we must all follow the damn train or we will become lost on the wrong side of the tracks.

>>271787232

I'll have two number 9's, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45's, one with cheese, and a large soda.

>>271788086

NOBODY ELSE IS THAT SMALL, I FEEL SORRY FOR YOUR DAD

>>271788096
its a shit life.

I remember being nostalgic for the early 90's when this game came out.

Now I'm nostalgic for 2004, the year this game came out.

The $4 version of this game for 360 really isn't bad considering that it's 4 fucking dollars.

Given that I don't own a physical copy, I'm glad they released it, even if it is a pretty shameless cash grab.

fucking glitched territory minigame is bothering me. I've been shooting ballas for hours and the turf war isn't starting. I'm at the end of the game there's like 2 territories I don't own.

>>271788114
I'll have two number 9's, a number 9 large, a number 9 with extra dip, a number 9, two number 9's, one with a number 9, and a large number 9.

xheck my 9

>>271788401

This is exaclty how I feel about Vampire The Masquerade Bloodlines

I still like to play it late at night, it's almost like time travelling, it's the only game that works like that for me

>>271788461

I can still download and play the original san andreas on my 360 by using my download history list i was playing it today, I also have the option to buy the new version from the marketplace

>>271788114
My soda is all over the Fucking floor!

>>271788485
you gone and done fucked that up s0n

>>271788461
Got it for about 2.50 on PSN when rockstar had their sale. Pretty good fucking deal, if you ask me.

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>You will never have a remastered version of San Andreas.
>You will always and only ever have the forgettable cluster fuck that is GTAV.

>>271789071
>you will never know any happiness

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>>271788461
>>271788839
>not owning the original
>considering cut sound tracks a good deal
>considering massive bugs a good deal

San Andreas was probably the last game I was most hyped up to play and then after playing became even more excited to play it daily.

I wish there was an upgraded PS3 version with some amazing multiplayer features.

I still just love that map. So many different landscapes and shit, cities, countrysides, desert, all that shit.

I feel like playing some right now.

>>271789071
GTA V is legitimately great, though. People shit on it because it wasn't quite what they expected, but there's just so much to do in that game and the missions are a blast to play. Yeah, the same thing could be said about any of the other grand theft auto games (exempting VI's shitty mission structure) but the three character structure of V ended up working very well.

>>271789130
Isn't that the steam version?

>>271789517
I honestly think GTA V had one of the most satisfying endings of any game I've played.

>>271789130
>original got stolen by faggot in like 6th grade
>most music in the original was shit anyway
>haven't run into any bugs yet

>>271789710
Ending A or C?
because either of those would be correct

>>271790075
>deathwish

>AW SMOKE YOU ATE ALL MY DAMN FOOD
>IT WAS GETTIN COLD

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>>271789754
>most music in the original was shit anyway

>>271789754
>best soundtrack in any GTA, ever
>shit
Sorry you don't like real nigga shit

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>>271789754
>>most music in the original was shit anyway

HEY CESAR
THE YAY LEAVING SAN FIERRO
RIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGHT?!

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>>271789710
I don't know, I think I would have liked the ending more if it didn't feel so rushed and had all the villains killed in one sweep.

Also just a small gripe of mine but I really think Madrazo should have been the main villain over Devin Whatever-his-name-is, the beginning sets it up perfectly for him to be the antagonist especially with the money Michael owed him and later Trevor kidnapping his wife and cutting off his fucking ear.

>>271791305
I actually liked killing everyone in one sweep. Felt like the end of the Godfather when Michael had all the other Don's killed. And then that scene on the cliff with the sunsetting, it oddly warmed my heart since you finally saw that they'd become good friends.

>>271791276
RIGHT, BUT DEY USING BIKES CJ, DEY GO CROSS COUNTRY

>>271790891
>san andreas
thats a funny way to spell vice city

>>271791487
NOT RIGHT NOW, I GOTTA GO CHECK INTO SOME SHIT

>>271787979
IT AINT ME FOOL

>>271789071
The worst part is how fucking hard it is to mod. Well its kind of easy once you learn it but you forget so easy its not even worth the effort.

KEEP UP MOTHERFUCKER!

YO! THAT SHIT SUCKS! DAMN!

to someone with a job $350 isn't that much money, as apposed to the typical /v/ neet that shit will probably fund you for the next 6 months

IMMA ENJOY MAH MEAL

>>271791305
WHADDA YOU NEED?!

>>271792182
>look at how cool and mature i am guys!

>>271792223
I'M GONNA EAT YOU FOOL

>>271789517
>GTA V is legitimately great
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHA

>>271788114

He eats instead of shooting because he's on their side.

>>271788839
You bought the PS2 Classic not the "HD Remaster", so yes, it was a good deal.

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I still don't understand the purpose of Mike Toreno's character

>>271792586
he's CIA

>>271787569

I would save it, because that's about a quarter of my weekly pay.

Either that or buy some booze.

>>271792586
What's not to understand about a CIA agent hiring a two-bit gangster who no one's going to miss if he dies to do his dirty work?

>>271792586
He's not a very big guy.
In seriousness, he's an agent that helps you get your brother out of jail

If Grove Street doesn't sell drugs, how do they make money?

>>271792908
holdin up pizza shops you fuckin busta

>>271792908

>If Grove Street doesn't sell drugs, how do they make money?

This was the entire reason for their decline and the betrayal of smoke/ryder pre-CJ.

>>271792908
stealing from other people

>>271788807
That's a Killer 7 you've got there mate.

>>271788589
>Playing games late at night.

Here's a better idea. Go to sleep.

>>271793478
thank you, br0ther

>>271789130
You big bad fag. Getting a soundtrack at all is a deal even with bugs. My version is a pirated copy I paid with the same amount of money (included with Gta 3 that crashes every time I load a save and vice city which has no sound at all) which barley has any sound except for gunshots car sound effects and a few other things with a few random lines of the clip of the dialouge actually popping up. Also considering how you really don't have a choice assuming on ly on 360 then you're fucked. If this argument seems stupid to you it probably is as I'm really sleepy right now.

>>271792586
I watched David Cronenberg's Videodrome recently and I couldn't put my finger on where I'd heard the main actor's voice before

Afterwards I realised it was Mike Toreno

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jfNH9saJBsU

>>271788114
>you're black
>the people in your car are black
>you're all going to get fried chicken

>>271793992
Who the fuck doesn't like fried chicken?

So I own the original version from GamersGate, and I am pretty sure that the version they use to sell is broken as shit. Every 5 seconds the game freezes on me for a few seconds.

They do not even sell the game anymore.

>>271788086
When the fucking pizza guy pulled out the shotgun and started shooting I almost pissed my pants laughing

My modding plans for GTA V PC:

- Replace default army camo with multicam
- Replace carbine rifle with SCAR-H
- Change the Lazer to a F-35A and the titan to a C-17
- Change tank to M1A3
- Switch cars with models from the latest Forza
- Mod in MGSV characters

Going to do a full on realistic run

>>271794414
Ain't gonna happen. R* do not want you to mod this game and will make it as hard as possible to do so.

>>271794414
You can't actually do any of that.

>>271794529
>Implying this guy actually knows how to mod and isn't just shitting out ideas in the hope that an actual modder will use them.

>>271789754
>San Andreas
>shit music

How dare you eve say that you asshole?

>>271793813
>Getting a soundtrack at all is a deal even with bugs.
how can you even talk with r*s cock in your throat?
>Gta 3 that crashes every time I load a save and vice city which has no sound at all
lrn2computer i can play both on a shitty laptop ffs
>If this argument seems stupid to you it probably is as I'm really sleepy right now
shitty excuses i'm drunk and i can come up with a better argument. the gta sa "remake" was a fucking cash grab and everyone knows it. they just ported the ios version without even putting any effort into it (not to meniton the fucking bull shit patch that came out for steam versions). its just r* of david being fucking greedy as usual. id sooner play the ps2 verison with shit frame rates than any shit updated versions

>tfw trying to sound like big smoke in my car while repeating "They'll remember me, Big smoke" and the fast food order segment but now my voice hurts

How do you make a rough voice whitout inducing damage?

>>271793648
mom pls

>>271794654
I am actually exactly that. I just hope modders will the same amount of success in V as they did in San Andreas.

>>271792062
DAMN! MY SHIT WAS WHACK!
I love you OG Loc, you fucking busta

>>271794860
Are you enjoying all that snow vision? Watching TV at night causes it.

>>271794079
This...KFC is shit tho...Popeye's 4life yo

EXCUSE ME JOSE, YO SOY EL GRANDO SMOKIO AND I WANT THAT GRASS, COMPRENDE?

>>271791305
God damn, spoiler that shit son

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>>271794414
>PC master race!
>has to change everything in the game to make it playable

>>271794904

Even San Andreas had to be downgraded from the last patch to mod.

The port was horrible also.

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I KNOW A PLACE AT THE EDGE OF THE RED LIGHT DISTRICT WHERE WE CAN LAY LOW, BUT MY HANDS ARE ALL MESSED UP, SO YOU BETTER DRIVE BROTHER

>>271796083
I'm really not. I've got V on Xbox 360 and I've played it, finished and loved it. I just want to see what can be done with the great graphics GTA V will have on PC.

>>271794079

Ryder didn't want no chicken...

>>271796483
>didn't want chicken
>is a scrawny little busta
think about it

>>271796385
dun dun shake shake

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>>271796083

And he's a fantasist

He can't even do any of that

>>271792505
Holy shit I never thought of that.

Isn't Ryder shooting though?

>that mission where you chase down the mexican guy with OG Loc
>they fucked in prison

I THOUGHT YOU WERE KEEN, CUTE BUNS

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The first part of this game in LS is god tier, the only detrimental things that I could think of is the fucking gang territories shit but the rest is top fucking notch.

>tfw always dropping playthroughs after getting to SF

>>271796603
Ryder don't give a fuck

>>271796603

Yeah he is

However at the very start when ballas in the car are shooting your bikes they only ever chase and shoot CJ and Sweet

>>271796753

Gang territories is what GTA V sorely lacked

I still can't believe they went back to San Andreas and didn't let us gangbang I mean what the fuck

>>271796603
Ryder doesn't switch sides until later.

>>271796603

Ryder was always being played by Smoke and/or on various drugs.

Once you know what Smoke is up to the first third of the game has lots of subtle hints.

WHAT WAS THE GREEN OOZE

>>271796884

Because Ballas took over everything, what else is there?

>>271796884
The map just wasn't big enough. It should have been 3 times bigger.

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>>271792505
>>271796603
Yeah, but Smoke shoots Ballas 2 missions after "Drive-Thru" in "Drive-By".

http://gta.wikia.com/Drive-By

So, he's just a fat ass for the most part.

>>271792401

Mad cause NEET. Get a job, faggot. Or you have some made-up bullshit "social anxiety" excuse?

>>271787232
What does C.R.A.S.H. stand for?

>>271797139
Lamar.

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>>271793859
also voiced hades

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>>271797257
>Community Resources Against Street Hoodlums (C.R.A.S.H. for short) is an anti-gang unit of the Los Santos Police Department. They serve as the main group of antagonists of Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas. The gang is led by Frank Tenpenny, who is flanked by Eddie Pulaski and Jimmy Hernandez, and was formerly associated with Ralph Pendelbury. The unit's name and self-given-description make them out to be gang-stoppers, however the unit is extremely corrupt. Although the members of C.R.A.S.H. are all among the antagonists of the game, Frank Tenpenny is the main one.

http://gta.wikia.com/C.R.A.S.H.

>>271797257
google it fagit its somewhat based on a real story

>>271797204

He also moved to balla territory.

Also consider who tips of the ballas and C.R.A.S.H. all the time.

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Why does GTA have the best lore? It started as a game about vehicular robbery but San Andreas's story was just so interesting and multi layered.

>>271797729
Are you serious?

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>>271797729
Because that's when they hit their stride in writing. GTA III was barebones as fuck in comparison to now adays. Vice City was an improvement, and a damn fine one at that. And like you said, SA is top quality. However I could see someone enjoying VC more than SA purely because of the setting. Those are two fucking phenomenal goddamn games.

>>271797729

Have you seen the video they released instead of a SA:Stories game?

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>>271797729
seeing claude in the race

>>271797948
>GTA III was barebones as fuck
thats kinda the trend with gta. they just test the waters with every first game on new platforms.

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>>271792780

>>271793859
>he doesn't know James Woods
I forgot I wasn't on /tv/, but I still think everyone should know who James Woods is.

>>271796603
Initially they weren't going to have Ryder side with the Ballas, but they ended up having him do so. That's also why after CJ finds out they betrayed them he only mentions Smoke.

>>271798424
Someone post that banepost of the agents in front of the jet in SA

>>271798537
I know him from the Simpsons, but he's a real B grade actor that never did anything amazing.

>>271798598

He was on PCP anyway.

>>271798847
But that's wrong.

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>>271798847
simpsons, grade b

>>271798847
Vampires is probably his best work.

>>271798847
>real B grade actor that never did anything amazing
he's a grade b actor that deserves to be grade a.

>>271796606
Isnt the mission called "OG Loc"? You have to pick him up at the police station and then chase a faggot on a Sanchez

>>271796603
To be fair, Ryder is a fucking moron.

You all better have watched this.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D-wLIAISF9I

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I had the original game that came in that booklet. Beat it. Modded the fuck out of it. Almost all my cars were different. Also SA:MP.

I never got hot coffee either because I'm not a virgin autistic loser

>>271800197
Yeah. It's fucking hilarious.

I LIKE THE FAST ASS, NOT THE SLOW ASS

>>271800346
MAN WHOEVER HEARD OF A GANGSTER RAPPER CALLED JEFFREY MAN

>>271800463
CAUSE I'M KEEN, WITH THE HYGENE

ON A MISSION LIKE A SUPER TECHNICIAN baby

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What was the general consensus on TBOGT?

I liked it just for those theme song beats: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oV8Ol5EoBo0

>>271800782

Best (and only GOOD) IV era was tLaD.

Probably the most realistic ending too (obviously not the prison raid but the ultimate futility/loneliness of it all).

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>>271800782
I loved both TBoGT and TLaD. Those are the DLC's that are worth paying for, and worth the wait, ect. unlike map packs or something to that effect that costs literally the same amount of money. Insane how solid those two games are. I have to say, the new Liberty Rock Radio music fit TLaD perfectly. It gave me a boner riding around Alderny with "The Seeker" blasting into my eardrums giving me tinnitus.

>>271801056

Also best main theme.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=THc39rT461E

>>271801213

Johnny gets killed by the WORST GTA character but Luis the Bland lives.

This is the world we live in

>>271801609
FUCKING SHIT
CUNT
CUNT
CUNT
CUNT
CUNT

>>271801609
>worst
>not player self insert the character, Franklin
At least Trevor had a character and wasn't just a reference to SA and a fish out of water trope.
Franklin has next to no dialogue and by the end, he literally has no part to play.

>>271801213
The Seeker was in the base game.

>>271788470
if it's that little territory near the motel you just have to lure one of the ballas in the territory and shoot them there

>>271801609
I don't mind that. Kinda showed the degression of Johnny for falling victim to loving a druggy.

>>271802204
Well shit. I may have to check up on the tracks then, since I'm a console pleb and they combine the songs from both the DLC's and the base game. I remember the Deep Purple being thrown into the mix there as well, ehh whatever.

>>271802140

Arguably Trevor is the self-insert of most GTA players.

Franklin was so bland I forgot to hate him.

>>271802339
>>271788470

You should try conquering the whole map after abusing the glitch that covers it in gang territories.

>>271801609
all he had to do was stay in liberty city and not become a icehead cuckold

>>271802439

>I don't mind that. Kinda showed the degression of Johnny for falling victim to loving a druggy.

It's more my hatred of Trevor.

And the fact R* have disowned tLaD and any form of biker DLC despite tLaD actually having a solid story.

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>>271802631
I suppose you're barking up the wrong tree with me in that I really enjoyed GTA IV and Gay Tony's stories, so you know, I disagree with TLaD being the only one with a solid story. But I get where your coming from with the biker DLC business, although remember, 5 years have taken place between GTA IV and V's story. So in theory, a DLC could take place sometime in there.

>>271803045

>So in theory, a DLC could take place sometime in there.

R* claimed to hate tLaD, though that's maybe just a rumour I picked up off /v/.

GTA is going the way of Saints Row anyway, sadly.

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>GTA: Vice City story is Scarface with literally every negative of being a crime kingpin removed
>GTA: San Andreas's story is about loyalty to family, friends, and your hoods
>GTA IV's story is CAHZIN and Niko angsting about how he is forced to be a bad person despite him not actually trying to change or make an honest living from the moment he leaves the boat to the moment he kills Dimitri

Where did it all go wrong.

>>271804104

AYE AHM NEEEEKO BEEELIK

NEEEEEEEEEEKO BEEEEEEEEEEELIK

NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEKO BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELIK

>There will never be a gta featuring only Little Jacob, Badman and Dwanye

>>271787232
Niggers don't use banks. $350 is small change considering they carry their whole lives around with them.

>>271804104
>>271804382
>ebin Roman is bad may may
fuck off

>>271804104

>He didn't understand the point of GTAIV

Really? Fuckin' really?

>>271805835
I completely understood the point of GTA IV. The problem is the point the game was making was boring.

>>271805835

>He didn't understand the point of GTAIV

Never trust a fat Serbian?

>>271792627
i thought he was a big guy

>>271787232

>collect guns for the first half of the game
>boat mission
>LOST EVERYTHANG BUT MAH BLADE

>>271794414
Good luck modding with Denuvo on your ass.

>>271806467
good thing I had 30 million dollars by the time I reached that part

YOU ARE WIDE. I MEAN, WIDE

>>271806467
Fucking CJ you butterfingers.

Well, I guess it's ok to drop all of your fucking arsenal if you survive a helicopter crash.

Still, what a busta.

YO, THIS IS MC SHITHEAD

>>271794276
First time he did that, I thought I was supposed to get the shotgun.

I got my fucking face blasted off

I repeated that mission like eight fucking times and kept failing on it because I still hadn't grasped the idea that you can stunlock the pizza asshole if you lock on him and keep hitting him nonstop

I didn't touch the game for like a year after that because the simple thought of it made me fucking mad

>>271808192
>not using the fire extinguisher from behind the counter

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When will the GOAT GTA character make his return?

Ballad of Gay Tony 2 pls Rockstar

>>271809012
WAT

What fucking fire extinguisher?

>grove street bangers passing around hundreds of dollars like its nothing
>still live in a fucking ghetto shithole
big smoke had the right idea, fuck the ghetto

>>271809929
WE BUILT THE PYRAMIDS BABY

>>271810126
>he doesn't know about the fire extinguisher

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>>271809929
When will the true GOAT GTA character make his return?

SEE MY KNEE? THAT'S NOT MY KNEE

>>271809929
I work for Rockstar

I can confirm that he will make a return in the DLC

That Mile High Club tower? He owns that shit.

Expect to see more of him in the next 6 months

>>271787569
Buy a new 3ds

San andreas was the last great GTAesque game. So many memorable characters and funny quirps. GTA 4 was too serious, and 5 can't decide between being serious or over the top.

Truth was the best. Sweet was an asshole

>Be a part of the gang all your life
>Later, when you die, nobody ever mentions you again, like you were some throw away side boss
Being Ryder is tough

>>271795041
oh shit. And here I was thinking it was all the /psy/s i've been taking recently.

This explains a lot.

>>271810612
>Sweet was an asshole
I think you mean nigger. He legitimately thought CJ did jack shit while Sweet was in prison. Then all he wanted to do was roll up on some Ballas, and CJ was trying to show him the error of the gangbanging mentality.

>>271811073
yeah I never liked that fucktard either
like why the fuck would you go back to some shithole just because you grew up in it when you're rich as shit and own properties all over san andreas

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IV>VC>=SA>III>explosive diarrhea>V

objective radio ranking.

>>271811268
Cuz that's not what being an OG is about nigga

>>271794414
>titan to a C-17

the titan is already a C - 130

>>271790075
You mean ending B or C?

>>271811363
Agreed, outside of me swapping VC and SA.

>>271809929
ARAB MONEY

NIGGAH

>>271811693
my choice of making VC great (or equal to) SA is mainly because VCPR>WCTR.

>>271804104
I kept thinking this during gta4.

I think there's even a part where you get a job interview at a pretty nice place but kill the interviewer.

Niko keeps whining about having to do all this bad shit but it's like, you're here because you want to be

>>271811876
Goddamn m8. I may change my initial feeling to saying that they're equal. It's tough to call.

LAUNCH THE RED BARON

WHERE'S MY DAMN TOOLS?

>>271811363
4 had the shittiest radio.

Everyone I know turned it off as soon as they got in the car, I literally can't even remember a single part of any of the songs because they were all so unmemorable and many of them were just plain bad.

>>271812147
full plebs

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>>271812147
>there are people who genuinely feel this way

>>271812056
auntie poulet>zero

>>271812147
>Evil Woman
>Unmemorable

>>271787232
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0Dhy0Sd4dsS

WON'T YOU COME ON JOIN THE PARTY DRESS TO

COME ON JOIN THE PARTY DRESS TO

COME ON JOIN THE PARTY DRESS TO KILL

DRESS YOURSELF TO KILL

>>271812147
>he doesn't enjoy driving around at night listening to electro choc
>he doesn't like being back in the new york groove
>he doesn't feel welcome to the crackhouse
full fucking plebeian

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>>271812649
>'Strange Times' - The Nigger Keys
>'1979' - Smashing Halloween
>'No Sexual Intercourse for Benjamin' - The Rapturemen
muh dick

Literally every goddamn station was listenable. From Jazz Nation, to the Russain station. Shit was cash all around.

>>271812854
yeah they got songs to fit all moods and scenarios,the soundtrack is fucking great

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best song in GTA V coming through


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F9gb9SsO_O8

>>271812638
THE SHARES CRASH

HOPES ARE DASHED

PEOPLE FORGET

YAY LEAVING SAN FERRO?

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>>271812952
>not https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x47NYUbtYb0
Are you even trying?

>>271813027
RIGHT BUT THEY GOING CROSS COUNTY

>>271811876
speaking of VCPR could 'mary the meat-free mime' be a reference to the song 'new age girl'?

>>271813053
sounds like music they'd play at some mexican kids 12th birthday party

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>>271813156
Exactly, that's how shit GTA V's soundtrack is.

In all seriousness, here's my favorite.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pqS721yggyw

>>271796083
>pc pleb
>stuck with shit because of hardware drm

>>271813053
>not OH-M IT'S A SETUP IT'S A SETUP IT'S A SETUP THERES A TRAITOR THERE'S A MOLE IT'S A PEACETIME OVERTHROW

>>271813374
>not every dadrock song

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fpQj9GCIpjc

They don't write them like this anymore

>>271812952
What station is that even on? Rock Radio?

>>271813514
east los FM

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>>271813465
>tfw instead of Led Zeppelin, we got Robert Plant solo
For what purpose?

>>271813532
Atleast they put in a Steve Winwood song

except it's not CALL ON MEEEEEEE

I miss playing san andreas back when so much.

YOUNG HEAAAARTS BE FREEEE TONIGHT

>>271789710
That's funny because I thought the ending was one of the most disappointing excuses for closures I've ever played out of a GTA game, and that's coming from somebody who legitimately likes the game and will be upgrading it.

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>>271813614
Would've liked to hear this number in the game.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=POCUgBSVENQ

Also, this on a semi-unrelated note.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I3PSfLTNVbc

The justification being that 'New York Groove' was in GTA IV. I won't touch the places in SA's soundtrack that were referenced that weren't actual places in game.

Lets go get some beers. I'm thirsty.

I'd say every gta's soundtrack is almost god tier.

GTA in general is just god tier.

>>271792908
they don't sell hard drugs

>>271813947
GTA III's soundtrack was worse than GTA V

>>271792908
I imagine they sell weed and rob people.

They're the respectable upper class of the thug society

LCS>GTAV>VCS>SA>IV>VC>III

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>>271814017
I'd let it slide though. They really didn't have much money for music, and it came out in 2001. Besides, its Chatterbox/Lazlow is GOAT. In GTA V, you'd expect the stations to at least be Saints Row 2 tier, but instead we get absolute shit.

Is Canis Canim Edit part of the GTA universe?

>>271814147
>LCS
>Better than anything other than III

Do they pay you to have shit opinions?

>>271814151
Gta5 had great music, you just don't like it because it's all modern and you aren't keeping up with the times

>>271814298
Lowdown FM and West Coast Classics were only decent radio stations. I don't know why Rockstar can't do decent talk radio anymore.

>>271814147
This is literally the worst opinion that has ever graced this board

>>271814269
No, he does it for free

>>271814298
if you don't like old music simply because it's old, you are a faggot

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>>271814298
I have no problem with newer music, it's just what they chose is so bland imo.

FEELING ALRIGHT IN THE NOISE AND THE LIGHT, BUT THAT'S WHAT LIGHTS MY FIRE

>>271814215
I don't see why not. Hell, it's implied and stated through in game references that the Manhunt universe is connected to the GTA one as well.

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GTA III had the best soundtrack simply for MSX fm alone.

I wonder if /mu/ is likes this.

>>271814649
The only good radio station in III was the Scarface one

>>271814495
Nothing in that post said anything about disliking old music.

>>271814298

Nah man, they totally jewed out when it came to buying some decent licenses. That pop station is pathetic.

i can't stay here now i'm too hip i gotta go

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>>271814868
>he doesn't like classical music

>>271814851
If this was /mu/ we'd all be talking about hipster music nobody's ever heard of which is why it's cool and what our favorite "album" is because actually listening to music is still hip for some reason

>>271815021
so /mu/ is a music sub-twitter or something?

>>271787569
$100 weed
$100 dakimakura
$100 TB hard-drive
$50 path of exile stash tabs

>>271814539
>brother and I use indestructible car cheat code on a flaming car
>It's now infinitely flaming
>Turn on riot mode and ride around town causing havoc
>This song comes on


All those… moments… will be lost in time, like tears… in… rain.

>>271787569
Put it in my bank account and spend 50$ of it getting drunk with friends. I haven't done that in a while.

;_;

>>271815143
Just don't go there if you actually listen to more than one genre of music

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>>271794529
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ds3a1X7QIcU
I'm just

The real question is which station and song per station is best in SA.

>>271820201
Flashback FM

Me and the Biz

>>271820891
Playback, not Flashback

>>271792182
>nigger
>having a job

>>271820201
Channel X

Literally nothing.

Did GTA Online get better yet?

Heists when?

everytime i turned on the radio in GTA 4 this was the song I kept hearing

EVERY

FUCKING

TIME

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N1GjgEaLnYw

I heard songs were removed from the "remastered" version of San Andreas. Which ones were removed exactly?

>>271824153
i also want to know

>>271824153
>>271824762
>PLAYBACK FM
"Critical Beatdown"

>K-DST
"Running Down A Dream"
"Woman To Woman"

>Bounce FM
"You Dropped A Bomb On Me"
"Yum Yum"
"Running Away"

>Radio Los Santos
"I Don't Give A f*ck"
"Express Yourself"

>Radio X
"Killing in the Name of"
"Hellraiser"

>K-Jah West
"Ring My Bell"
"Don't Let It Go To Your Head"

>MasterSounds 98.3
"Express Yourself"
"Rock Creek Park"
"Grunt"
"Soul Power '74"
"The Payback"

So, lots of good ones

>>271820201
KDust... Runnin Down a Dream

>>271825352
>"Killing in the Name of"
>"The Payback"
>"Don't Let It Go To Your Head"
Not just great tunes, but game-related as well

>>271789071
>people actually want a remastered San Andreas

Jesus Christ, how unoriginal can you get? Why can't Rockstar come up with new ideas?

>tfw a GTA based in the desert with Route 66 and Las Vegas

>>271820201

K Rose.

>>271826969
nice paradox idiot

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LAUNCH THE RED BARON

>>271827295
how? they've done vegas before but they havent done a proper focus on it. also the boundary could be endless desert instead of ocean.

>>271826969
A New Orleans GTA might be cool

>>271814298
G L A M O R O U S

>>271792485
You'd have to be an idiot to not see how much fun there is to be had with V.

Same as with SA, actually.

>>271825352
Wow, at least I have older versions of GTA San Andreas on Steam and 360. Unless they made a patch and took those songs out.

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>>271827323
Do you feel lucky?... Punk?

>>271827323
Even if those missions were optional they were still shit. The only bearable mission was the one where you were controlling a minigun.

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Cap your ass!
And your ass!
You want some too!?
Ice cold, baby!
I knew I was the chosen one!

>>271804104

The problem with IV is that is suffered majorly from ludo-narrative dissonance. The gameplay didn't reflect the story in any way.

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>>271823515
Best song though not as good as Homecoming

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>>271828167
AH YOU MAKIN ME SO PROUD OF YA

>Not running over old ladies in Vinewood to The Pet Shop Boys
Plebs.

>>271814151
I really enjoyed Vinewood Boulevard Radio. Was unfamiliar with each and every one of those songs and artists but I loved that station by the end of the game

>>271812147
>not listening solely to Vladivostok Radio

>>271811363
Official radio rankings is:
TLatD > San Andreas > TBoGT > IV > III > Sleeping Dogs > V

GTA V's Non Stop Pop is GOAT.
BACK TO SCHOOL! IN A BAD SITUATION!
WHAT YOU WANT IS A ADULT....EDUCATION!
OH YEAH!

>>271828527
Fucking loved GTA V's radio stations.
>Rolling the Bodhi down hills while Rihanna plays

>San Andreas comes out
>get it day one
>me and my brother have seperate saves
>he fails the Follow the Train mission and I do it for him
>visit friend
>he's stuck at Follow the Train
>talk with people in school
>another one stuck at Follow the Train
Seriously what the fuck is wrong with people, Robbing Uncle Sam was much harder because you had to keep the fucking nigger Ryder alive and then escape rubberbanding cars. The only thing you have to do while following the train is to keep a good distance so that fatass can actually shoot the guys and not shoot the train.

>>271827938
>tfw david cross didn't voice lester in gta v

what a missed opportunity.

>>271828980
Accept they were so repetitive. When will Rockstar-of David learn to actually make decent radio stations with more than 10 songs?

>>271829016
It's because most of the people here were around 6 years old when they played it. They werent able(still arent) able to think.

>>271829250
I didn't notice in the time I played, I switched through them too much.

>>271825352
we can just mod the old radio stations in, right?
right?

>>271829357
I actually had to start listening to stations that play genres I don't like before just forever turning the radio off

>>271823030
in about 6 years when they port it to Xbox Zero and PS5

>no NewOrder on the GTA V NG port
>No Maccer
>No Happy Monday's
Being a Manc is suffering.

>>271829452
>I actually had to start listening to stations that play genres I don't like
I did too and liked pretty much all of them, even the ones with genres I don't normally listen to.

I especially liked the country station.

>San Andreas was just a dream
>The real CJ's last fleeting moment as he OD'd on heroin in Liberty City, unknowing that Ballas killed Sweets, Ryder and Big Smoke as well as rest of the crew

>>271829705
Retard detected

>>271829869
>Still mad Ballas is the superior gang
Those niggas wasn't afraid of big money unlike cunt Sweets. Ballas was destinied to win

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>>271829705
Who let the autist out of his cage

>>271787975
Fucking Ryder

>>271787979
FOOL

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He didn't deserve to die like a little bitch

>>271823030
heists are getting added

>>271830608
Yes he did

>>271829636
Maybe I'm a bit stubborn then

>>271830608
He's a cocksucker

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>>271830703
No he didn't shut up

>>271830608
cocksucker

>>271830608
After ending the Lost he blew away his chance of a new start and let himself be convinced by his skanky girlfriend to become a meth head.

How did he not deserve to die like a bitch?

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>>271829369
You could download those songs and put them in the custom user radio station

But you would be missing the between-song DJ banter, which apparently has been ruined anyway as songs just repeat randomly post-update

That's just the tip of the iceberg with the "update" anyway. Bugged saves, mods don't work, missions don't load, missing textures

>yfw when Rockstar was so lazy they ported the iPad version onto Steam, replacing the proper PC version irreversibly even for people who bought it years ago

>>271830847
This. Anyone who do drugs deserve a quick forgettable death. Be it meth, weed or alcohol or worse.

>>271792485

>/v/ reviews GTA V
>points out half a dozen cons
>pros don't count
>it's a bad game

>>271792586
he's a vehicle for james woods to be be in the game

like thats a bad thing

>>271831102
Fuck off straight edge faggot.

>>271831785
Stay mad, junkie scum. Stay mad until you die any day now, from overdosing to botched narco deals

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I hope you choke-a-doodle doo.

honestly the cluckin bell guy is my favorite thing in san andreas

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>people actually listened to the music stations and not talkback/Lazlo

>>271832186
I preferred the nigga who worked at Burger Shop in IV
>WELCOME TO BURGER SHOT MU'FUCKAAAA

>>271831102
>Anyone who does drugs deserve a quick forgettable death
All the protagonists in V do drugs. Probably not enough meth to make them as weak as Johnny and Ashley were, but they aren't straight-edge like you, nerd.
>You can make Franklin and Michael smoke weed
>The weed side missions. Franklin has such a high tolerance, he's the only one who doesn't trip and go on a rampage when taking a hit from a blunt
>When switching to Trevor, sometimes he is in his trailer doing drugs.
>Numerous references to Trevor doing drugs

I didn't object to Johnny dying, but I hope they keep Luis and Niko alive. Niko's definitely alive, McReary and Lester only think he's dead because he dropped out of the crime game.

>>271833105
>I hope they keep Luis and Niko alive
Mr Bland and the generic Russian are the worst protagonists in GTA history

favorite talk station:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N8pbnjvypQ0

>>271811363
>IV at the top spot

I'm just going to take a guess here, but I'm assuming you're between 19 and 22?

>>271812335
Compared to Vice City and San Andreas, GTAIV was weak as fuck

>>271787569
Pay off my credit card statement. Or at least most of it. I'd take the last 100 to buy my car parts.

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>Carl makes a man out of himself and has a successful business
>Sweet goes "NUH UH BRAH MUH HOOD"

What a cock

>>271835042
Did Sweet ever stop being a little bitch? I remember him still being pissed right before you pop Big Smoke

>>271789318

It's called MTA and SAMP (if you're Russian and retarded).

>>271788461
>PS2 game ported to iOS and then ported to X360
>gud
lel

>>271788485
His order was so large, because he wanted to give ballas time to arrive and start the shootout.

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>>271834168
Is Naked Guy from VCPR?

Radio mirror park is the best station in any GTA

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>>271834168
>Mind if I cut in?

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>>271808192
>first mission in the game
>fail it like 10 times because I couldn't avoid the Ballas drive-by

>>271787569

waste it all in doritos i guess

>>271809929
fuck off, JonTron.

>>271828521
DAMN CHECK OUT SECRET AGENT BIG SMOKE

>>271792908
Probably a protection racket, it's the most classic way a gang makes money. Though you'd think it'd be mentioned at least once in the game as Rockstar made sure to have at least one mission in both 3 and VC with a protection racket to show how the dosh was coming in.

>>271820201
CSR

Either Sensitivity or Don't be Cruel

>>271827916
I think I have some bad news for you

>>271787569
Warhammer

>>271788461
Steam had a deal - every GTA game up to Episodes of Liberty City for £5

>>271801056
>tLaD
>tfw all their adventures are worthless

>>271801609
>>271801609
>>271801609
>>271801609
This was my least favorite part of tLaD.
He didn't deserve it.
If you think about it, the biker gang mechanics could've been expanded on in a GTA6 or something based on biker culture and socal/the nevada dessert.

>>271804104
>Niko Bellic will never show up because R* is jews with VA money
>no GTA protag will ever show up again in a later installment

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Best grill

>>271841372

Who?

>>271829016
Because of the tunnels, which forces you to close in and angle wrong with Big Smoke's shots and lets him hit the damn train instead of the asshats. Doesn't help the fact that the AI fire in sporadic bursts, so if you time your approach wrong, you'll probably get fucked up with the tunnel. I finished it the first time too, but after some replays, I got that problem as well.
That said though, the easiest way to deal with it is to just jump on the train instead of following it and forward fire your own SMG.

>>271794785
be a fat nigger?

>>271840791
Didn't the protag from 2 show up in San Andreas?

>>271842590
You mean 3.

AY SMOKE

THE YEY WEAVEN SAN FIEWOW RITE

YEAH BUT CEEJAY THEY USAN BIKE

>>271842651
Ah ok. Thanks anon. Yeah but 3's protag did show up in San Andreas.