So /v/ would you love to see adult content and explicit interactive sex scenes in video games involving your favorite video game babes?
Realistically if they did this it would most likely be a DLC and only offered from an alternate but official adult site (would not be on Steam for example since it would go against their policies)
we need less of this smut bullshit
you'll note that as games became more sexual, problems started happening and games/gaming culture started getting worse
if i could get rid of sex entirely i fucking would so that i could enjoy video games like i used to
I like games with sexy stuff, but explicit sex scene is too far.
Mostly I'm just worried about my roommate getting jizz on his hands and then still using the controller when the cutscene is over.
>Fans make some of this stuff already
Yeah but for some reason it is never well done. Unless someone can link me to an actual good fan made x rated mod, I have yet to see one that actually looks decent in both action and graphics
All I want is a fleshed out 3D corruption of champions with oculus rift support, haptic feedback and USB fleshlight compatibility.
most men don't wash their hands after taking a piss
most men don't wash their hands after masturbating
your roommate has basically left sperm on every surface of your place by now
Not my favourite ones, they are pure and wholesome.
Low quality rehashan panderan AAA 30fps "more money on advertising than gameplay" sluts though, like Elie from TLoU or Elizabith from Bioshock: Infinite?
Aw hell yeah, show those corporate money whores a taste of being REAL whores.
I can't wait to see those bitches degraded, as they should be for starring in their shitty "AAA" games.
fuck off, i was born in 79
sex has ruined everything anyone has ever done
all my friends got married and had kids instead of living life for themselves rather than expensive prostitutes you call "wives"
you know how often my gaming buddies play games? never
because their slavemaster women won't let them just like they won't let you in the end
it blows my mind that people half my age have sex when i'm going to be 40 soon and haven't even seen a real vagina
why do they give in to their dumb animal hormonal instincts when they could rise above that shit
this is why we don't get geniuses and inventors like back in the old days, where sex was private and a small part of life
now it's all anyone lives for
with that attitude, it's not really any wonder why, now is it?
If badly written lolis are your type, Clementine is probably your grail.
>watch porn on video games
>watching porn is playing video games
>movies are video games
I think that for the most part how sex is handled in video games is handled tastefully enough. There's no point in adding it in any further than what we have now, or what you might already see in movies; unless the games explicit goal is to be a porn game, there's no reason to do this.
Not to say there's anything wrong with it being a porn game, but, the way sex scenes are handled in The Witcher for instance I find to be entirely edifying without being overly lewd.
SJW's always use that game as cannon fodder for, "only horny 15 year olds play this game," but fact of the matter is that game is more tasteful than Game of Thrones which I'm certain all those fucking idiots watch.
I would love nothing more then to see that.
It's a fun little extra that does nothing but enhance the experience.
GTAV's strip club is great, can't wait to see the next gen version. Hope they continue to push the boundaries of what is acceptable in mainstream gaming.
Nah. We end up with split development time for "clean" versions that get marketed around, and sold at big stores, and then the adult versions you have to go to some seedy piece of shit site to pay extra money (don't even pretend it would be the same cost) to get some probably poorly rigged clipfest sex scenes probably on par with hot coffee.
It's just, shit. I don't really see the point. It would split development for something you'd have to find yourself.
Or as other people said, it'd be DLC, and that's just a waste of money.
Basically, it's pointless, splitting development costs more than they already are, and would just create a gigantic shitstorm.
Buy a prostitute man, maybe expunging 40 years of built up testosterone will make you not be such a faggot.
>when i'm going to be 40 soon and haven't even seen a real vagina
>now it's all anyone lives for
symptom of a nihilist society at large - "no god - nothing matters - darwin is my master - procreate or die"
religion suppressing sex is actually good for the advancement of the species (technologically, artistically)
yeah, sure, people pay lip service to jesus as we're well aware but you can tell by the way people live that Christianity is long, long dead
I love big boobs.
They are fantastic.
But in this case they are too big. They don't match Lara.
It just feels tacky slapping retardedly massive tits on a character that already had large one.
>you can't hate music if you are not an accomplished composer
>you can't hate a book without having written several bestsellers
It doesn't look like Lara Croft. Just looks every Second Life avatar.
Could entirely depend on how it was done. If it wrecks previously established characterization somebody has from previous games out of the blue, it can go right in the fucking trash. Used masterfully, it can add to a story in a way less explicit stuff just can't manage, as has already been done in some eroge.
Dude, those never get horny cause they're too busy sciencing like Tesla have always been extraordinarily rare. Moreover, while it perhaps does get overfocused on, it's something that DOES have to happen sooner or later. Until we get immortality down, we're always just about five decades without sex from humanity facing an inevitable extinction from old age.
How the hell could you not tell it is Lara Croft? Also every promotional 3d image, game art, comic and concept art never look exactly the same, but she always has the same qualities which you see in this model
I believe so. Games are still children's toys to a lot of people.
Also consoles. Sony and MS would never allow explicit games like like that on their platforms and just about everything is multiplat these days. Steam would also likely never carry it in their storefront, further limiting the market and desire for devs to make it. Everything works against them.
I actually somewhat agree.
I detest sex.
Any time I act on sexual feelings I feel ashamed after the event and the pleasure felt is always temporary and fleeting. It feels like wasted time, as not only could I have avoided feeling shame but I could have participated in something else that might've had longlasting enjoyment, something I would love and remember all my life. I could learn or take part in some form of art that gives me great pleasure and fills me with emotions that I'll feel any time I think about that particular art piece. Something that truly gives pleasure.
And yet, despite this view, I still have these sexual impulses and desires. Its so frustrating to want something and then be both ashamed and disappointed after getting it. I hate sex and I wish I didn't have sexual organs.
I kinda agree with some of the things you say, but in other areas I don't,
It just sounds like a case of your friends choosing to spend their lives with the wrong people and having their heads so far up their asses on their ideas of happiness that they sacrifice their own hobbies or beliefs to appeal to some bitch.
You can still have sex, do the things you love, and have someone love you without sacrificing the things that make you who you are. It just takes more effort so not many go for it.
Holy shit is this how /r9k/ is like?
>ludicrously big is my favourite kind of boob
I am more into shape personally, but ludicrously big can be good sometimes too.
But my main complaint is that it does not match Lara Croft's size.
How can I fap if it doesn't match?
>It feels like wasted time, as not only could I have avoided feeling shame but I could have participated in something else that might've had longlasting enjoyment, something I would love and remember all my life.
Like, you know, making and raising a child?
Sex is the greatest thing on the planet. Not because it feels awesome (it does) or because it brings two people closer then ever before (it does), but because it creates life.
There are some very good games which have adult content and use it very well, like Knights of Xentar or Sengoku Rance, but having Lighting show off her snatch wouldn't have made FF13 any good and likewise adding sex and nudity to a game it wouldn't fit with like Pokemon would probably take away from the experience.
Sometimes you should look at it the other way, what the fuck is it saying when you can do drug runs and murder cunts right left and center in GTA but can't show off a nipple?
She just has a ponytail and that same general jaw shape. If you said, "hey doesn't this look like Lara Croft?" I'd be like, "yeah, sort of." but I couldn't identify the character if you just asked me to.
well I mean it's kinda fun playing as a warrior who got overcome by her opponents and forced to follow them around as a sex slave, earn their trust so they drop their guard then kill them, free the rest of the sex slaves and go back to adventuring
Too young and broke for a child.
Maybe in the future.
As far as people getting close goes though, I'm more interested in romance than sex. I'm interested in the getting to know someone part and hanging out and doing things together, but not the sex.
>Lighting show off her snatch wouldn't have made FF13 any good
Couldn't have made it any worse.
But yea, it would fit it some games and not fit in others.
The random sex scene in Metro Last Light was stupid, but the strip club fit the feel of the game.
Do they give you a robe and wizards hat or do you have to buy it separately
Video games are far better than sex and I've had sex with a sizeable amount of people and it is far from the greatest thing on the planet. It's a nice feeling to be close to someone you care for but that "life" bit you added in there is utter bullshit.
I know that I just made a reply, but this post man ...
I think you've said too much
or maybe not enough
>mfw i was born in 1980
>mfw got married 5 years ago to a woman i met though a "dating" agency in the Ukraine
>mfw three kids
>mfw play so many fucking video games
>everyone i know who is married to regular women is miserable
>even considering western women
any western woman has to be AMAZING to be worth their control issues.
that's right anon!
you have me!
we'll be together forever
I mean just look at this shit...
would they be QTEs? I really don't like those.
>I'm more interested in romance than sex. I'm interested in the getting to know someone part and hanging out and doing things together, but not the sex.
Sex is romantic.
It is the ultimate show of trust. Letting someone see you in the most intimate and vulnerable position out there.
Dammit anon, this was some kind of ploy to get a bunch of replies right? Fucking hell.
I love this post.
>because their slavemaster women won't let them just like they won't let you in the end
Fuck, im crying in tears.
We are witnessing /v/ history right here boys.
I just want an adventurous RPG game where explicit sex is an option, but not a requirement. I can already go out and slay hordes of enemies, why can't I also sleep with a few maidens or a local whore? In fact, I would like for RPGs to include more non-combat gameplay that isn't necessary to advance the game but is just in there to give a greater sense of life and options in the world.
>I learn more about the person mentally (what they enjoy doing, favorite things, dislikes, etc)
Totally doable during sex. You eventually know more about that persons body than anyone else.
Not to mention they aren't mutually exclusive.
>I can enjoy doing things I like to do with the person.
Oh man, another epic reply chain of reaction images.
10/10 comedy from this fucking shithole.
I've found fucking inane, absurd stupid ragecomics funnier than this bullshit.
>unironically saying you're 12
>USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST
>Can porn in mainstream games be done well without affecting the rest of the game?
Of course, first off it would be a DLC so it would not take up tons of time and budget, and being a DLC being offered and catered to adults and mature audiences only it means it would be optional and have no affect on the actual game if you never downloaded the DLC in the first place
>tfw a rapist has a better shot at reproduction than a guy that respects women
Sort of. Most relationships were never serious though.
I was a single child adopted by my grandparents since my real mother couldn't take care of me. I was very sheltered for a long period of time (wasn't allowed to watch R-rated movies or play T or M rated games for instance), and so I was never allowed to hang out with anyone else. I was always left alone with them, who were both in their 50s. Once I made it to my teens they started to give me a tremendous amount of freedom and I found out that my parents are actually much more open about sex than I am. They couldn't get me to be more open about it than I am. They constantly push me to find a girl but I always tell them I'm more focused on college and schoolwork. That answer your question any?
I feel I should note, I'm the one you replied to. I've got a friend who has gotten married and had a kid. He still games plenty, and games with his wife and kid even. He also has traveled the world. It's not some binary thing.
Sucks to be you, sucks to be your friends.
no idea, but here
fuck everyone for mocking me
this casual joking attitude to sex is the root cause of all the problems
when you can't get ahead in life because you WILLINGLY agreed to be a slave to vagina, will it be so funny?
you fucks are gonna be stuck cleaning dishes and paying to keep your fucking kids alive
call me sheltered all you want but i'd rather be sheltered and free than shackled down with walking shit factories i have to name and a expensive prostitute that owns my life and treats me like a dog whose only purpose is to shoot money out of my ass
Try to have a more open mind about sex, but basing a relationship on all that shit you were talking about earlier certainly never hurt anyone.
I'm sure you'll be fine regardless of what some asshole on 4chan tells you anyway.
>not wanting to be a slave to vagina
You're 40 years old, you claim you don't care about sex.
But here you are.
What successes have you done as a person to justify needless bitching and complaining about sex being the downfall of man?
Prove to us you've balanced you failure biologically with at least some success of your own personal life.
Anything at all you've given to aid society.
It doesn't end with you does it?
YEAH, FUCK SEX. WITHOUT SEX, FUTURE GENERATIONS OF CHILDREN WILL THANK US.
I'm going to reply seriously.
You don't NEED to have children. You can meet somebody who doesn't want them either. It happens.
If you're with someone who also has a job TECHNICALLY YOU'RE MAKING TWICE THE MONEY NIGGER WHERE'D YOUR ARGUEMENT GO?
>I'm a socially inept failure, but hey at least I don't care about sex! That's why I believe it's the very downfall of man!
i think the same, don't listen to these faggots
everyone is obsessed with interactive movies now, yeah let's introduce interactive sex like op said, so we can cry more about non existent gameplay
and what has society ever done for me?
oh I suppose I should get a job and become a wage slave as well as a slave to a vagina like all the rest of you?
no I am the only person whose wellbeing I am responsible for
I will not work just to feed the pocket of some filthy parasite
all I need is to enrich myself culturally with anime and intellectually by learning japanese
>mfw I mostly agree with wizard anon
Of course everyone here has a normal and adjusted life, that's why he got so many negative answers.
You ruined it with the last sentence.
>everyone is obsessed with interactive movies now, yeah let's introduce interactive sex like op said, so we can cry more about non existent gameplay
It's not about the game sex being an interactive movie, retard, but actually having it's own gameplay mechanics
everything available to you is a construct of society
that is unless you discovered and created everything that allows you to make yourself look like an idiot on the internet
and everything that is keeping you alive; food, water and shelter
It would be cringeworthy.
It is never done well, and neither is romance.
It already happened in Farenheit and God of War. The the infamous Hot Coffee for SA. It dosent add anything, other than a shitty qte.
Personally I would rather keep this shit seperate. There are h games like AA, PT and various flash games. Let them deeal with being fap material. I would rather devs focus on the gameplay, not waste resources on shit like this, and not ruin atmosphere. Remember Metro Last Light. Riddled with problems, including a shotty, forced LI, and cringeworth sex scene. That was even relevant to the plot (bad ending) and it was still bad. Just like I dont see the point of fanservice, and think anime should remain seperate o hentai, I dont see the point of this. If I want to fap, I can just find a game dedicated to being fap material.
The only faggots who care about oil is the U.S. and Russia.
>M-muh buying power!
>A-anarchy will reign!
We already have readily available substances to replace petroleum.
Not at mass scale, but soon.
I agree with him when he talks about that incessantly quest over sexual content instead improving things like story, music/audio, gameplay and replayability. Yeah, I include waifufags on it. You some games that suffer hard with that, see Touhou. Decent fighting games, good shmups, some fangames I fucking love because are well made (like Koumajou Densetsu), but all you got with this is "WHICH TOUHOU WOULD YOU MARRY" or "I WANT SNIFF CIRNO'S STINKY FEET". Taking it out /v/, all sjw crusade over neckbeards revolves around sex, and this bother me. Not because the games itself, as I wouldn't play it anyway, but to see how crap titles get so much attention while good things got truly ostracized.
>neither is romance
I call bullshit. Some games have great romance development.
Not that guy, but that book is really bad. A much, much better book is 'Soda Pop Soldier' by Nick Cole, which is about a player (PerfectQuestion) competing in an illegal gaming tournament known as 'The Black', where the games are heavy on the sex and violence.
It's different in that 'The Black' basically plays like Dark Souls meets Diablo, and the narrative focuses on the actual game. Ready Player One just describes everything in broad strokes, and it's all references.
Also, PerfectQuestion is a man in his late 20s/early thirties compared to Wade, who is still a kid. I'd say that Soda Pop Soldier is basically the version of Ready Player One I wanted to read.
>We don't need games to be sexualized
Bullshit, many games are already sexualized and give us constant boners anyways (see pic for example) But that doesn't mean a game has to be bad, the Eidos Tomb Raider games I thought were great, all I think you need then is an adult DLC which adds a sexual mission or scenario of some kind to give the player the "release" they want after having been teased by so much titties in promo images and game cleavage, it literally would not affect the main game at all if the devs did it well
I've never been to that board in my life you flaming faggot.
If you think screencaps like this are still considered funny and that it's a good idea to try to turn something some retard says to capitalize on the epic luls is hilarious then you don't belong here.
I'm not saying all screencaps are bad because it's still possible for them to be funny but imitating them just makes you a retard.
And when the need comes, Humans will create synthetic fuels to replace the need of oil. The petrodollar dies and everyone cries.
We also have GM foods ready, but it's faggots who don't want the GOBERNMENT GUNNA CUNTROLL THEY BRAINZ
Frankly, we need games with explicit sex, the way Japanese has outright porn games. Like, it's a whole industry over there.
Who WOULDN'T want to fuck Ivy Valentine? Or Sophitia? Or Mai? Not that I expect a company to actually go with it, but a game where you get to fuck the love interest? Or a game focused around sex, but with high-quality sex?
It would sell millions. Remember when Defender of the Crown came out?
>adult content that is done fucking well
And how would that work?
Face it, the gameplay is going to be utter shit.
The models awkward and cringeworthy.
It just wouldnt work.
/v/ has become too tolerant.
I'll add that Bioware games are moving towards being visual novels already, because there's so much focus on romancing who-the-fuck-ever. It's just that they're all hideous and ugly.
There's definently a market for this stuff. Sex and violence are primal desires, and so far gaming gives the latter. We need the former too.
I kinda agree with the crazy reply anon.
Sex shouldn't be as important as it is.
Seems to me most people in a relationship value sex way more than the time spent with their lovers.
And I definitely don't wan a game to remind me of something I'll never have anyway.
Call me a faggot, omega, whatever I don't care.
Salutations to you, grand warlock Virginus.
>Who WOULDN'T want to fuck Ivy Valentine? Or Sophitia? Or Mai?
Don't group everyone up in the "I love big titties" category with you. Apart from that disgusting assumption I agree with the need for blatant sexualized content in video games.
>Humanity will never get rid of its base desires and ascend to godhood
>give us constant boners
Uh no. They are nice eyecandy, but my focus is on playing the game. I dont get an errection just by seeing them, maybe I'm just not a 14 year old who hasnt discovered porn.
>all I think you need then is an adult DLC which adds a sexual mission or scenario of some kind to give the player the "release" they want after having been teased by so much titties in promo images and game cleavage, it literally would not affect the main game at all if the devs did it well
You're underage arent you?
Watch some fucking porn instead.
It was a game where you basically play Robin Hood, going through a series of RPG minigames. (Hunting, dueling, a siege, et cetra.)
If you romanced Maid Marian over the course of the game, you could eventually fuck her. There was a softcore sex scene, nothing more than PG-13, but the fact you could actually romance and have sex with her was revolutionary for the time.
>Uh no. They are nice eyecandy, but my focus is on playing the game.
no shit no one said gameplay was not important
>I dont get an errection just by seeing them, are you gay?
>You're underage arent you?
>Watch some fucking porn instead.
Show me good porn of Lara Croft and Mai Shiranui
>all I think you need then is an adult DLC which adds a sexual mission or scenario of some kind to give the player the "release" they want after having been teased by so much titties in promo images and game cleavage
That sounds terrible.
I'm not saying sex is bad, but I feel it should be a private and intimate matter, and putting it in every form of media is kinda bad.
It's the lowest common denominator. So people
just like in real lifewould struggle through games they don't even care about just to get to the sex scenes.
>implying unsliced bread is bad
She is probably a gold digger. Thats why you dont marry women from slav countries.
Well Grand Wizard, it seems you are saly as fuck. I dont see an issue with people being virgins at 40, or their entire lives. If they choose it. But you are clearly just as obsessed as others, but bitter as fuck. Enjoying that apple?
Holy shit, I didn't expect anyone to notice.
>its actually trash
I have a hard time believing you've played it.
The only negative thing about it is its gameplay, which is at worse mediocre (one button to win and super easy). Unless you hate games with lots of dialogue, in which case nevermind. It is a JRPG after all.
Unsliced bread doesn't have to be bad, I've made some fresh loaves and if it's the right consistency to easily do so, you can just tear off some of it and that's fucking AWESOME.
It's slicing it yourself that's an utter pain, no matter what. "the best thing since sliced bread" quite refers to pre-sliced bread and you don't fucking appreciate it until you've sliced a loaf into such slices manually.
It'll be exactly like that stint of downloading waifu and porn mods for two+ hours, only to shoot off after less than ten minutes and lose interest completely afterwards.
Which honestly is porn viewing in general on the internet.
But not yet. We dont want the boomers getting immortality.
>I didn't expect anyone to notice.
You really are from tere arent you.
Yes, because devs are obviously going to have tha arent they?
Just fap to sadpanda like the rest of us faggot.
I would pay good money for a high quality game that has interactive sex. Especially if it were a fantasy mmorpg.
It will likely happen within my lifetime.
I am looking forward to playing as an elf whore and making lots of money in a brothel to support my full time badass combat character.
>It'll be exactly like that stint of downloading waifu and porn mods for two+ hours, only to shoot off after less than ten minutes and lose interest completely afterwards.
How is this any different from playing a hard optional level in a game and then losing interest in ever playing it again afterwards?
I'm not gay.
That said, i think we need to see more dicks on videogames. Like on Game on Thrones. There is no problem in showing nude girls, so why not men too? it doesn't need to be explicit sex, actually i would dislike it, but if there is sex, why not to show some explicit nudity instead of the same cropped camera angles and rubbing we use to see?
That would look far better and real and ithink gamers would prefer it.
oh i played it. the gameplay is worse than mediocre, it's pure gimmick
and the dialogue/plot/characters are so uncreative and uninspired that i wonder how anyone could have spent so much time making them
>There is no problem in showing nude girls, so why not men too?
But there really is.
A shitstorm brews on almost any mainstream game series with nudity.
I wish it wasn't treated special in anyway.
If a character gets naked, don't resort to shitty camera angles, just show it.
>when you can't get ahead in life because you WILLINGLY agreed to be a slave to vagina, will it be so funny?
>you fucks are gonna be stuck cleaning dishes and paying to keep your fucking kids alive
Or you could just get a vasectomy and fuck loose sluts.
>being independent and having a wide variety of skills
Fuck you. My cupcakes will blow your fucking mind. You'll suck my dick after tasting them. I'll drape my apron on your head while it bobs on my shaft, you faggot.
I bet you don't even chop wood.
>One actually expends testosterone and other hormones, which causes lost of interest fast. Ie, closing 20+ tabs all at once because that interest is fucking GONE.
And the same is true of un-interesting levels in games once you passed them because you either had to or needed to unlock something
>character starts out lying to another and distant
>slowly through traveling the character and another learn more about each other and get closer
>occasionally get into fights but overall find each other pleasant and inspiring, and at the cold character's greatest moment of weakness, she is inspired by the other and the two truly fall in love
>they put their lives at risk to for the world and each other
I don't see how this isn't good romance development.
C'mon anon, surely you didn't see the
the world is post apocalyptic and everything took place above Earth all alongthing coming, or how Red was created by Mervielle and Baion in a lab. That's some good thoughtful and creative stuff.
dude you're a wizard if you overcame the need for sex go out and see a neuroscientist or some one studying psychology if you've never have had anything fucked up happen in your life self inflicted/genetic/acted upon by other(s)/other then your dunb ass is a scientific discovery like goddamn man i have a guro fetish cause i used to click random links when i used to go to gaia online, fuck, seek out into the world not to teach but to be studied holy shit
Holy shit this nigga is so fucking euphoric
Social constructs. Men used to do most of the cooking before the colonial period. There is no reason why cooking in any form isn't manly. Or womanly. Because everyone eats and everyone loves damn good food. So everyone should know some good recipes. Especially if you want to save money.
I could bake you a chocolate cake for half the price it costs at the supermarket.
It's not too late. It's never too late to be more manly. It's not something that just comes to you. It's something you work to and that rewards you and feels fulfilling.
No but there are few, the key to being even a mediocre chef lies in the ability to handle others in a consistent and rational way for what ever reason women are not drawn to such a profession
That's just dumb. Women can easily bake or cook better than most men, the thing is that they lack ambition and they don't really feel like compete to be the best. They're happy to please their family and make good food.
Men are more ambitious. Pic related
I honestly don't get what you're getting at.
The porn mods and such take time to download, install and find in-game typically. There's no achievement afterwards, when I figured I was going to be in for a good night, but oh look, the sun is already rising and I only lasted 10 minutes, why on earth did I do ANY of that?
fuck waifu/porn mods, just watch videos.
At least with the "levels" or whatever, there's an achievable end-goal and more to do afterwards, which is why people often go on hours upon hours of playing the game. Rubbing one out is a fraction of that.
No you're retarded.
If you spend that much time preparing you might as well enjoy it for longer; if all you want is a quick fap then you wouldn't need to prepare for hours.
You could at least edge for 1-2 hours or fap to orgasm a couple of times, but no, you gotta go ruin it with a quick wank like the fucking idiot you are.
I'd like to see Porn Star Manager or tycoon game, where you have to help the innocent 18 (change it to 21 if you live in some prudish country) to fulfil her dreams of becoming an actress. It would include social element as your movies could be rated by other players.
I think people are confused on the difference between bakers and pastry/dessert chefs.
Cakes, pies, muffins, brownies, biscuits, chocolates, custards, puddings, ice cream, or anything else that is a batter before cooked are things a pastry chef would make. Most pastry chefs are female.
A baker handles anything that contains yeasts or other live microorganisms, things that are doughs before cooked. Most bakers are male.
>With todays PC and current gen console graphics, making a sex min-game with Tifa like in my image with equal or better graphics is no problem at all
So why the fuck has no one, even the Japanese, got on this shit?
>"I am a le nice guy why do women always choose the douchebags"
But i already do.
PC masterrace here.
>that hideous looking monster
Master, teach me your secrets.
>Calling that Lara Croft "hideous"
>Your example having no ass or decent sized tits
Hell if i know - trying to make this one run with original install since i moved the directories to another HD (had to search and change windows entries for that). I almost lost the game with this, but thank gos still runs and i have enough free space to download Valkyrie Chronicles.
at least it's looks like Lara
and Lara doesn't even have big breasts like in OP's pic
>You will never have a Smash Brothers style selection screen in a game where you pick a video game female and control one or several men and you get points on how well you fucked her and performed for the camera
Like I said, /v/ is normalfag central now. What's with all the mocking? Is anyone seriously amused by a 35 year old virgin?
He "outed" himself as a virgin on /v/, and that's supposed to be a big deal?
>it blows my mind that people half my age have sex when i'm going to be 40 soon and haven't even seen a real vagina
Why is this so funny to read?
>Lara doesn't even have big breasts
Nah get fucked its cause gaming simply became a popular hobby and like any major activity/group people began pointing out flaws of said hobby. Porn games/games with noticeable sexual content have existed. The complaints have only come about because vidya became apart of xD nerd culture' which threw it into the mainstream.
>Show me an ingame version of Lara that looks like OP's pic
Show me any two games where her breasts are the exact same size. Fucking learn that she doesn't have a set in stone exact look about her face and body, it changes slightly every time
>with cow tits
Oh you mean hot tits?
>and a donkey face
Whatever man, I guess you think any attractive woman has a "donkey face" right?