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So, this is the true potential of Bioware...
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So, this is the true potential of Bioware...
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>>271606636
>male romance only
K. didn't want to pirate it anyway.
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>>271606636
that's fucking bad looking, modded oblivion looks better
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>>271606636

The top left picture of her doesn't look that bad to be honest. Maybe it is the lighting.

And the nude looks weird. Even I, a virgin, can tell that a female doesn't look like that.
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>>271606717
Whats your problem? Bioware have studied /v/ for a long time and knows that its full of faggots.
>implying you dont want to get laid with her
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>>271607032
it's an off screen shot, it looks bad because you can't see shit
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>>271606636

They actually made nude models?
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Have they ever seen what tits like that do when they lie down?
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Does the ugly pig elf dyke get naked too?
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>female nude bodies
I didn't think Bioware had it in them anymore.

She's got a cute haircut but I don't even want to pirate this shitstain to find out if the cardboard characters will engage in frottage.
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>>271607032
She still looks way better in general than on reveal screenshots. Judging from the streams her writing is really horrible though, although i haven't noticed any femtard bullshit.
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>>271606636
Is she crosseyed in the nude version?
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>>271607265

fake tits do that
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>>271606636
What is this thread even about? What am I supposed to be looking for other than sketchy lighting and tits?
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>>271606636
I think she looks hot
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>>271607265
>Have computer game programmers ever seen tits?
What do you think?
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>the only reason I would bother to even pirate this game is to see how badly they fucked up the previous choices so as to better follow the shitstorm
>you can no longer import saves like in ME
>instead you have to use the Origin-bound Keep App likely to remain uncracked
I'll either ignore the game or just watch a Let's Play I suppose.
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I think this will be the first time I ever play a female character.

I feel like it's not right for the entire world to not contain an attractive female.
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this is a strong time for those of us that have an absurdist philosophy.

Just look at the shit we are being served up as gamers. Just one giant joke after another. Complete blatant lies in AC, this bioware shit around the corner to complete our laughter.

The universe truly doesnt give a shit about your desire to play good games. It instead keeps itself busy with a random collection of minor and major factors that cause this video gaming absurdity.
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>>271606636

Too soon man.
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This and the RIDE THE BULL sequence convinced me that the most information about sex those progressive social justice male feminists at bioware have is glossy american porn where some dolled up drug addicted barbie screams "FUCK MY RANCID HOLE OH YEAH TEAR ME UP DADDY" while her plastic bags of silicone stay firmly in place and don't jiggle.
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If she had even slightly longer hair she wouldn't be that bad. Better than all the other females in this game, anyway.
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Oh, someone actually broke Bayonetta's record on retarded proportions.
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>>271607265

I'm 23 and haven't seen a naked women yet, so I'm not qualified as to what tits should look like
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>>271607242
Yup.

No more awkward love scene, in your underwear.
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>>271606636
Why is this allowed?
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but tits actually do that you virgins
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>>271606636
i wonder if the SJWs will ignore this. probably. they did it with dmc.
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>>271609387
They're fine with it. This is an SJW game.
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>>271607896
probably more than normal people
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>>271606636
fuck is this? mass effect 8 ?
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>>271609387

They're bitching about the bull
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>>271608124

Anon, there's a reason for everything, even this ridiculous SJW trend. Dismissing it as "absurdism" doesn't really help anything.

Did you just read babby's first Camus or something?
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Whao....
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I'll wait for the inevitable face mods.
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You fucking insecure faggots are afraid of a strong woman.
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is there actual thrusting or is it the same fade to black 5 times bullshit, at least they aren't in their fucking underwear or some shit like the past games
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>>271610196

it's on frostbite son

there won't be face mods

there won't be any mods

ever
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>>271610196
>mods
I've got some bad news for you.
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>>271607127

Yes but I wanted to play a female qunari mage while doing it ;_;

I don't think I have two playthroughs of this ass game in me, one is on shaky ground as is.
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>>271607265

Have you ever seen what hair does? Try looking at the full screenshot and get back to me on that.
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>>271609718
head not small enough?
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>No uncensored image
k
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>>271612193

Mods have been deleting them on sight, it offends their SJW sensibilities.

And, y'know. Bare nipples are against the rules on blue boards.
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>>271612652
where can I find them then. I dont want to torrent the game and most sites dont have them uploaded yet.
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reminds me of
moon
june
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>>271606636
I still have a weakness for pixie cuts. Especially pixie cuts in armour.
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>>271610196
>Frostbite
>mods
ayy
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>>271613071

Foolz, maybe. Gets posted on almost every DAI thread.
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>>271613474
I honestly can't believe that DA will not get the attention of modders. Heck, Gibbed did some neat tools for ME.
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>>271613289
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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>>271607032

How many fucking times you gonna fucking say that? You've said it in every fucking thread.
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>>271606636
>WESTERN DEVS IN CHARGE OF CHARACTER MODELING LOL
"AAA" western developers have all evolved into these factories that churn out hollywoodesque experiences. there is no more creativity: it's just pure procedure now. it's almost like they have conveyor belt assembly lines of fresh-out-of-gaming-college animators whipping models and terrain together. and it's all combined into a first/third person "open world" game where you can attack enemies and click on npcs to initiate dialogue trees. pick the right branches and you get a fade-to-black sex scene. wow.
and you morons get hyped for this shit.
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>>271608361
10/10
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Is Biowares goal with this game to make the most ugly and charmeless party ever? In that case, bravo
I mean I enjoy making fun of this game but I'd still pirate it just to try it, but everything about this game seems so repulsive to me, its as if they do it on purpose
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>>271606636
Gonna romance shit of her.
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>>271613549
>>271612652
WOW.
just found the image. Those things are fucking pointy. You can actually see the fucking polygons. How hard is it to make a fucking smooth boob
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>>271615573
where did you see the scene ive been al over 4chan asking for the sex scene
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>>271608590
Yeah, just an awkward love scene.
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Is it me or her breasts seem to be positioned very low? Like too low?
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>>271615925
Post 271582215 in thread 271570435
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>>271615020
Not like we have any choice.
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Compilation of known spoilers thus far:

>Corypheus is the primary antagonist (from the DA2 DLC)
>He is doing this to bring an elder god back into the world, a giant dragon you fail to defeat (implied to be returning in a DLC or in DA4
>Hawke appears and is about to be executed for Anders' crimes from the previous game. You can save him and recruit him into the Inquisition or let him die.
>If Hawke sided with the Templars, he is captured by a group of rebel mages for execution instead of the Chantry in what amounts to the same thing with slightly different dialogue.
>A masked/hooded Warden of the gender/race you set your warden to be (if they lived) appears and helps you, but you don't learn his/her identity. Blackwall spooges himself and notes that is a very famous warden when you meet, however.
>Leliana will be tortured and made to look deformed if you send her on a scouting mission without giving her enough resources to do it properly
>Varric will become irredeemably insane if you let him keep the red lyrium fragment from DA2. You'll have to kill him or his corpse becomes a mindless puppet of a demon that has possessed Bianca, allowing you to keep his hideous form as a party member to the disgust of some of your other party members
>A non-insane Varric that was friends with Hawke will leave your party if you don't try and save Hawke
>Solas is a traitor that inadvertently caused the tear in the fade after he was deceived by a "voice" that turns out to be the elder god. You can kill him for his crimes or let him redeem himself.
>Cole will attempt to kill you and must be killed if you murder too many people he considers innocent.
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>>271616679
>You meet Morrigan's normal child/OGB. Alistair or Loghain, can meet their son in a small scene. The child mocks Alistair for being an idiot but seems to show some respect to his father if it is Loghain.
>Loghain and Hawke know each other
>Vivienne is heavily implied to be Flemeth in disguise, spying on her daughter Morrigan and her son in the court of Orlais and guiding the Inquisitor on the path to stopping the tear in the fade from destroying the world. This will likely be resolved in a future DLC.
>In one mission you are sent to attempt to make an alliance of convenience with the Arishok (Sten) of the Qunari, but this will fail automatically if you bring Iron Bull along with you or if you are a Qunari Mage (Sten seems willing to hear out a non-mage Qunari, though).
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>>271608583

>I'm 23 and I've n ever looked at porn
Seriously?
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>>271616829

I meant in real life, I've seen plenty of naked girls on the internet, but not one in real life
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>>271608849
something something democracy.

you DO like democracy right?
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>>271611535

So how's that closet homosexuality working out for you? Started wearing panties yet?
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>>271606636
Meh it looks edited, but whatever if this is a real scene then I won't argue. Seriously though her head looks somewhat out of place.
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>>271608058
>instead you have to use the Origin-bound Keep App
Wait what?

I only played Origins, and liked it well enough. I'm not hyped for Inquisition at all, but I was still going to check it out if a couple weeks after release if real reviews weren't terrible.

But I hate the Origin platform (is the game only going to sell on Origin too?)... and what is this shit about an App? I fucking hate that shit even more... if its like AC:Unity App bullshit then... just fuck everything.
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>>271617008
I would go full blown authocratic if i could stop Bioware releasing shitty games.
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>>271617246
Its a thing they created to handle saves. You don't directly import saves any more. Instead, you get on the dragon age keep website and fill out a checklist of all the shit you did in the other games, and that is used to generate your world state in Cisquisition.
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>>271609718
Why
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>>271617502
the cool thing about these games is their existence doesn't affect you

I want Bioware to visit North Korea for some reason and just never come back. would love to hear them all dying in a work camp.
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>>271617246
>is the game only going to sell on Origin too?
Yes.
The app is their way of fucking with pirates/avoiding bugs that plagued DA2.
Basically instead of importing the save like you'd do with ME1->2 you are supposed to launch the app which reads your Origins and DA2 save files and compiles a world state for DAI to read.
If you lost the previous save/don't want to replay but want to see how different choices play out you can manually assemble the choices from both games and make a new save game too.
Here's a video on it: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3rNDZ0Ih3v0
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>>271612652
To be fair to the forFree domfighters people on here complain when they don't do their job and then other people complain when they do. I'm glad you can actually report things now and they get deleted at some point.
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>>271617787
This is gonna work great!

People loved the way Destiny handled its out of game hoop jumps, this will be even more awesome!
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Reminder that oyu can literally fix the horrible character designs with 5 minutes of photoshopping
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>>271606636
just because you put boobs on a man doesn't make it any less gay to fuck him. Why does Bioware not understand this. It's literally less gay to fuck a cute boy with a feminine dick and a little sweet butt than to fuck this man with two x chromosomes. It's literally less gay taking it up the ass by a dominant shota than to fuck this stick with two sacks of fat tacked on "her" front.
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>>271617521
So its more work for you, so they can do less work. And it'll work like a spoiler of sorts since you'll know only these 5-10 choices you made have any sort of bearing on the story. And while I haven't seen it yet, I wont be surprised if the number really is that low and a lot of it is trivial... I mean shit, they killed characters off in books that I will never read instead of putting it in game, where it matters.
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where the fuck is tits pic without the boxes
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>>271618228
can you fix her plastic helmet while you're at it?
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>>271618676

>>271616267
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>>271618903
right when i find it too thanks man
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Why do mages do karate moves when using magic? It looks retarded. The most motion they should have is doing that swirly motion with their staff to summon something.
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>putting boobs on her waist

BRAVO BIOWARE
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>>271606636
Wait, does this mean you get to see full dong in the game too?
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>>271619714

What do you think this is, Thunder Gun Express?
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>>271606636
Honestly, I think she looks good if we ignore those tits being weirdly low.
Meh, I'll bang her when I pirate the game. I hope she's well written.
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>>271619859
It's honestly the only reason I watched the movie.
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>>271609718
Cause it's not a romance option?
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she's kind of qt
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>>271620880
the fuck is that on the right
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>breasts in her stomach

Does Cisquisition take place in Namek?
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>>271621019
Flemeth.
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>>271613828
You're missing the point.

>Frostbite engine
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>>271621019
Josephine, one of your advisers
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>>271616946

I don't think you understand. The women on the internet are also women in real life. I'm not sure what the fuck you think a woman is.
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>>271621019
Josephine, your advisor. You can fuck her.
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>>271582215
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>>271621209
Is it really unmoddable or something?
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>>271606636

Why the shit are her boobs so off
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>>271621393

yeah, Frostbite engine was designed to be unmoddable and Origin has a ban policy if they detect you mod a game
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>>271621393

All Origin games are barred from modding aside the fact that Frostbite doesn't have user tools. Why do you think EA moved all their releases to Origin after seeing the endless waves of free, user created content on DA:O?
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>>271608084
> bioware
> making a game that's capable of making an attractive female.
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>>271621502
Good thing no one here is actually planning on paying money for it so they won't get banned.
R-right?
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>>271621690

Even if you do pirate, modding is nigh impossible on frostbite and not worthwhile. Have you seen many DE2 mods anywhere?
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looks like a darkspawn is going to burst out of her chest
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>>271621502
>>271621665
Well nobody is going to buy this shit, what's the problem?
I honestly don't think that at least DSFix-like DLL injection for custom textures will be impossible to mod in.
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Alright guys downloading DA2 right now I never got around to it when the shitstorm was going down and I haven't cared enough to pay attention to spoilers. What am I in for?
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>>271621949

At the expense of getting banned. Unless you pirate(which you should)
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>>271606636
Her boobs have flat edges to them. There's plenty of other problems, but the blocky breasts are a little weird.
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>>271622064
terrorism and character assassination
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>>271622064

A decently fun time, so-so story, and getting hit on by a homo.
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>>271617996
>>271617787
>>271617246
>>271608058

It's not an 'app' in the mobile sense you cunts.

You go to the Keep website, log in to Origin, it imports your (PC only) saves, and you can make any changes you want and export a world-state to start Cisquisition with.

That's it. You don't need to ever return to the site again. It's literally for setting the backstory to your playthrough and nothing else.

Yeah Origin is shit, and yeah it'll fuck with pirated versions but it's hardly some world-ending issue. You'll just have to deal with the default world-state where you play as a genderfluid pansexual otherkin
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>>271616679
>>271616804
That actually sounds pretty ok.
What the fuck is and Elder God? Why do they gotta pull shit out of their ass when they could have just done some sort of evil Maker or the Dread Wolf as the antagonist
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>>271620880

>these two are the only straight companion sex options
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>>271616679

Do people play DA for the story? I could barely remember the story in the first game. All I remember is some shit about evil dragon, which is just a fucking reskin of some side quest boss.
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So, is there any straight romance for female MCs or is it all LGBT shit?
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>>271622064
It has a horrible amount of flaws but one huge positive moment - it really feels like a family saga which is pretty rare for gaming.
Dungeons and waves of enemies are horrible, most of the characters are outright unlikable with the exception of maybe Varric and Aveline, but you can get some good fun out of it if you've playing as a sarcastic Hawke.
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>>271622739
Better looking than sex options from DA2 though.
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>>271608361

><h1>not wanting to fuck her rancid whole</h1>

it's like you're an idiot or something
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>>271622064

Awful gameplay, copy-pasted quest lines, terrible graphics(the worst textures you will ever see), obnoxious characters, terrible writing and good voice acting. The game is really, really bad other than maybe Varrick.
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>>271622869
Cullen for female humans/elves
Solas for female elves
Blackwall is straight
Iron Bull will fuck anyone
basically, elves are sluts.
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>>271622739
whats that pic from?
looks like a newscaster shoot.
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>>271623085
>good voice acting
>tfw they managed to get Gideon Emery just to waste him on a fanfic-tier angsty elf
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>>271622404
>>271622459
>>271622912
>>271623085
Awesome! Thanks guys. Can't wait to dive right in this piece of shit.
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>>271606636
Quality bioware writing, surely their best work
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6FNJjumaV0s
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>>271622912
>it really feels like a family saga which is pretty rare for gaming

Are you kidding me? I can name 10 games off the top of my head that revolve around family relationships or conflicts spanning multiple generations.
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>>271623173
>Solas

Why does he have to be bald?

Why.
Why.
Why.
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>>271623432
Go on.
Not that guy actually curious because I like stories that span multiple generations.
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>>271613289
Can't fucking unsee it now.
FUCK YOU.
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is denuvo confirmed?
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>>271623810

No but highly likely.
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>>271623395
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>>271623681
Try Dragon Quest V. One of the best examples I can think of off the top of my head.

One of the earlier Phantasy Stars was the first game that really did it effectively.

Agarest 2 has an interesting twist to the generational concept, from a story perspective. Totally different from Agarest 1's (which also played with generations).
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>>271623645
I actually like the bald head, it's just his face that's fucked up. It looks good half the time, and the other half like utter dogshit
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>>271623432
>10 games
>not rare for gaming
Nigger are you kidding me.
Most of them are japanese garbage too.
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>>271623681

DMC
Dragon Quest 5
Fire Emblem 4/5, 6/7
Golden Sun (its shit though)
Lufia I/II
Boktai 1-4
Metal Gear Solid

Thats just the generation spanning ones off the top of my head. Try Lufia. Second one is a prequel with the parents of the first game.
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>>271582215
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>>271624615
>japanese garbage
Hello neo-/v/
Try Baldurs Gate, your family is the main and overarching plot.
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>>271616679
>or his corpse becomes a mindless puppet of a demon that has possessed Bianca, allowing you to keep his hideous form as a party member to the disgust of some of your other party members

Sounds fun
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>>271624615

Off the top of my head. If I bothered to think up more then I'd have a list but you can do your own research if you're gonna be smug about it.
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