What exactly are the problems that exist in Borderlands 2 that he created?
Memes and pop culture
I don't like it but I don't really care for it either
game was ruined by shitty scaling and bullet sponges.
Tutorial is awful also and mostly involves waiting for NPC's to say shit and it's real irritating.
>It has been some time since the event
>I have long given up on tracking the months
>The others have become feral
>Like most I am completely blind
>All is darkness
>The world is suffering
>Still not Anthony Burch
How do you know? :-^)
>Memes and pop culture
>I don't like it but I don't really care for it either
Pretty much this, but I will add that because of how overabundant these two are in the games, it doesn't really have anything to make it stand out from other series other than being used to reference things.
>tfw you realize you are anthony birch
The forced one liners, every npc being crazy for the sake of being crazy. Added way to much fluff dialogue. The unnatural way he made the sexuality of a character the defining aspect of them not just a trait
Also the pre-sequel was absolutely destroyed by Anthony turning Torgue into a pedestal for him to spew SJW bullshit, and him doing strawman retaliations against people saying BL2 was full of memes.
>realize I haven't played my Wii U in a while
>have a sinking feeling I might be anthony burch
>go to work and go home
>remember I own a wii u, it's just been broken for a while
>mfw I realize I was never anthony burch
>We exist in a world where people like Anthony Burch make videogames
the "writing" in those games boils down to a bunch of talking heads screaming memes at each other
I normally would just ignore that since I don't really like that. However, I heard there are a TON of sections in PS where you can't do anything until characters are done talking. Is that true? it might put me off a bit from even torrenting it
Well anon... The results are in.
You are NOT the Anthony Burch.
BL2 specifically? Not much, honestly. His writing was obnoxious and annoying, but not enough to ruin the game itself. Unfortunately, the game itself was also obnoxious and boring.
In the pre-sequel he goes full ham, though. There's a part where the game literally grinds to a halt for 5 minutes as someone explains to you how the friendzone isn't real and it's a misogynist way to view relationships, and that really sets the tone for how the rest of the game goes.
Piss poor writing, dialogue that tries too hard to be humorous. Shoehorned bits about characters's sexuality.
That, and the general quality of the dialogue is just as eye-rollingly bad in BL1 so there was no improvement.
Honestly, Burch is just another retard who has a case of unwarranted self-importance because he thinks his writing is witty and clever when in fact no one thinks it is. There were a few lines in BL2 that made me chuckle but overally most of the dialogue was garbage.
This. I spent hours looking for the assualt rifle(at best hi cap mag with mingun barrel). Found one after like a month. Find a semi auto that one shot kills mostly anything in new game+ modes. I just quit right after that.
The problem is, Borderlands 2 isn't a game about being a cuck, which is Burch's field of expertise.
The hero we deserve....I think, not too sure about that one.
> me when I realize I'm not Anthony Burch
> how the friendzone isn't real and it's a misogynist way to view relationships
only ugly and undesirable people feel that way
im an average looking male and i knowingly and intentionally friendzoned multiple girls in highschool, its really not that weird to enjoy the attention and admiration someone gives you while wanting to return none of it
>realize I don't own a WiiU
Am I going to slowly turn into Burch? Or do I only need to have one then lose it for it to happen? If the latter is true, should I just not get one at all? I don't want to take any risks.
a priviliged white bigot that thinks it's ok to tell a "nigger story" on youtube
How does it feel?
I've never had a girl express interest in me, only pity.
You can't lose what you never had, so you never lost your Wii U to anyone in the past and even if you did lose a Wii U in the future, it will be a completely different event, therefore, you can proceed through life knowing you are not, and will never be, Anthony Burch.
>mfw i friendzoned 20+ girls in high school
>mfw friendzoned about 5 girls in college
>was asked to a threesome with 2 8/10 girls recently, "No, Thank You."
>most recent girl friendzoned really liked me, almost started to tear up when I declined her offer
>mfw I'm gay
Goddamnit, Why can't I attract men as easily as I can women. ;~;
bullet-sponge enemies on high difficulties, good loot drops too rarely.
other than that it's a solid game that is better than the first one, you have to be autistic to care about few obnoxious characters.
>mfw there are SJWs who embrace him as one of their own
You know, Chris-chan could be our secret weapon against them.
The problem that I have with BL2 writing is that there is very little logic to the world, I just wacky for the sake of being wacky. Don't get me wrong, I understand that it's supposed to be over the top but you have make it somewhat believable in my opinion, otherwise it just gets boring real fast. The only thing I kind of liked about in terms of BL2 writing is that D&D referencing DLC, they way they touched the topic of a girl getting in terms with loss was kind of okay, I guess. She is still obnoxious though.
I know that feel.
Wait, THAT'S EmptyHero? Haha, wow, that explains so much.
He's actually making a lot of sense. It all boils down to working hard and instilling a work ethic into your children will give them a good life.
I'm white but I had drug addict parents who didn't instill anything like that into me or set an example but I'm in the process of changing my life around and hope to be earning £35-40k a year by the time I'm 30 as a Cisco Certified Network Engineer. I'm not "privileged" by any means but I'm working hard and it's starting to pay off.
Don't worry Anon, you'll find him one day.
man those faggots must have been mad as fuck during last week's midterms
I'd say I'm moderately attractive, I hate admitting it but I am also smart as well. Could've also been that I know 5 languages and am into literature and poetry and what not.
Mes bitches, je parle les langues d'amour. Mais mon dick n'est pas pour vous | hoes: *swoon* *swoon* *cry*Well, to be honest I think about 7 of them were genuine nice people. Alot of sluts really want to be with me though, those kind that just want a dick to suck. Now, I never outright tell people I'm gay, I'm pretty sure none of those girls interest in me knew, I'm not a faggot, just gay. Could also be me kinda pushing them away that they might find attractive? Like maybe they were thinking I was plaing hard to get? When in reality, I didn't want anything with them.
To be honest, having girls as friends... is kinda boring. I have tons of guy friends of whom I am not attracted to who are solely friends.
Maybe, anon. Maybe, til then, I'll just sit here and cry whilst all these bitches and hoes drink up my tears. ;~;
>tfw got cucked hard the other day
>tfw it's still not as hard as Anthony Burch
>and am into literature and poetry
Probably this then, since I'm decently attractive myself, but think poetry is idiotic and can't bring myself to read 2pretentious4u book that most hipsters gush over.
I do know two languages though
I'll be stopping at four.
>"shoot shit and manage your one fucking ability."
It could be a good game even with that. But it's not, but not because of that. It's because the shooting and the managing your ability isn't done well enough to be challenging or interesting. It's basically a clunky poorly optimized version of Halo mixed with a somehow shittier Diablo and slathered in hipster coating. It's really hard to make a game that bad.
I usually tend to read epics ancient-pre-1900 litterature so I always find somethign good. Have you visite /lit/ lately? I'm sure there can always be something to interest you there.
Which languages do you study?
huo huei shou pu'tong hua, idearr
I don't even know if that is romanized correctly, that's as much Mandarin I know. lol
My main languages are English, Spanish and Italian with my secondary languages being German, Moonspeak, and French
What with Mandarin, Turkish and Portugues being languages that I have only looked into a bit.
What I meant is ancient literature all the way to pre-1900. Then again I could've just said "anything pre-1900." But then most people just assume "ONLY RENNAISANCE LITTERATURE" just tried to make it a bit clear on the general span of time. Unless you are insinuating that there is no good literature pre-1900? I'm not quite sure what you're getting at.
He has a god damn good point about not being able to convince people their parents are shit
I wrote a poem about Borderlands. I want to send it to Burch :)
Class variety makes this game great!
Unique guns to play around with!
Characters that are fun to follow!
Kilometers on Kilometers of lands to explore!
Precisely. I remember I once worked for this one Chinese guy, his father knew nothing of English, looked to be around 80-85. Old man is just walking around seeing the work we were doing on his house, he comes up to me and says nothing but look.
His eyes lit up so bright to see a non-chinese/non-asian say something in Chinese.
Unfortunately I only knew few introductory phrases (i.e. I am.. I come from... I speak... etc etc.)
>grey delisle favourited the prostate pollywogs tweet
God's work certainly shines on this anon.
Can you imagine? You wake up, frisbee your cum-crusted underwair out the window, take a shower, take a piss in the shower, then FINALLY look in the mirror, and you'll see you're fucking Anthony Burch!
I CAN'T IMAGINE
>I just wacky for the sake of being wacky.
I had a similar issue with the retail version of Stanley Parable. It went from a neat little experiment that was about games handle player choice to just being meta for the sake of being meta.
Look at their wedding, it gives some hints of why their marriage didn't work:
>gets rejected by women so he turns to men and still gets turned down
>huge beta that thinks women can do no wrong
>frames a twitter post because a girl wrote it
>his wedding was a complete farce
>she tasted the black penis
take your pic
>Work sucks, afraid I may be getting fired soon
>Drinking isn't fun anymore
>Tired all the time
>Wake up every morning
>Get a daily reminder at 8 AM
>You are not Anthony Burch
>Face another day, resolute
>tfw I'll never be Anthony Burch
>tfw no matter who you are, or what you have done, you will never be Anthony Burch
>evil scientists may be at work right this moment to put spiders under your desk and transform you into anthony burch the next time you sleep
Eh, I have a similar problem with girls, except I'm straight. My issue is that, being straight, I DO bang them. I swear to god, if there was a frequent visitor system for getting my peepee checked...
It started out as a movement to get rid of corruption in gaming journalism but eventually just formed into two groups of idiots yelling at each other. I haven't even seen anyone from both sides of GG actually mention something related to video games in the past month.
Lucky bastard. To be honest, I wish I didn't have any of those girls after me, they are just a bother to me. I have literally found no female in my life that would be considered useful as a friend. I can't understand why, could just be me being gay. I dunno. Seems most of them, when they realized I love video games put forth the whole "gamur grill" caard and Jesus that is the most annoying thing ever.
>Watching a documentary about autism
>Guy interviews the parents
>All of them pretty much look like they are dead inside
>Start feeling bad about the burden they have to live with
>Mfw I realize they avoided an even worse burden
Their kid could have been Anthony Burch.
>I have literally found no female in my life that would be considered useful as a friend.
I've got one, and she's married. The rest are trying to passively get in my pants or trying to date me.
Oddly enough, I get propositioned by gay dudes all the time. I honestly just assumed it was easy for gay dudes
>Now I finally go outside and show my penis to children
Small correction: It's easy for faggots to get dates.
Unfortunately I'm just gay, If you were to talk to me for a day, you couldn't even tell I'm gay, which kinda adds to the problem of any guy taking a shot at me if they think I might not be gay. Hell, my best friend of nearly 10 years didn't know I was gay until just this recently.
>Wheaton is a SJW
At least his role was somewhat minor...
Mostly shitty writing that loses whatever charm it had after an hour or so.
The real problem is the game. When you get to a certain point, enemies become bullet sponges in the truest sense and every area in the game becomes boring because of bullet sponges.
It's as if you've done the same thing billions of times over and the game becomes very samey, even though they have tons of DLC.
It is rather sad, because I like BL quite a bit.
Well not so much now, since I associate it so much with BL2, and I've already done everything worthwhile in it.
>be having a shitty day
>hobo pisses on me during walk back from work
>get home to find out motherboard is fucked up
>stub my toe on way to the bathroom
>look in mirror
>realize I'm not anthony burch
Maybe it's not such a bad day after all
Minor? Fuck Wil Weaton is a complete faggot SJW. He was constantly posting about Zoe Quinn and how shes a victim and how male gamers are scum and how Anita is like a holy feminist who will change the world. His role is not minor at all.
So much this.
BL1 was a shooter with strong rogue-like elements. Guns could be garbage, godlike, quirky or anything in between.
BL2 was a cotton candy canon factory with bullet sponge enemies that force the game to slog to try force you to play co-op whether you like it or not.
Jesus I wouldn't be able to stand being with a faggot like that, but it does get my cock hard.
Tiny Tina dlc was good
Torgue dlc too
Burch was a good writer, I'm admitting that, I think this SJW bullshit his autistic wife stuffed in his head fucked him up. Also seeing your wife fucking niggers while you can't even look at another girl must do crazy shit to you.
His sister was funny until she went full SJW because her fiance died.
Enough with the constructive criticism
>Memelands so bad lol XD XD Everything is so bad, I played anyway but so baaaaad cringeeeeee criiiinge. Love me /v/
>the enemy wizard is casting greater cucking
>sir faggotron is now Anthony Burch for the next 7 turns and must furiously masturbate while crying, also he lost a random piece of gear
>be playing wii U
>status effect: Anthony Burch
>game turns off
>wii u is transported into destructive void
>wii u gone forever
Holy shit, My sides. So fucking based. This can't be one person, that must be some bored comedians working together. Pure gold
I'm not discounting he's a total loser.
I'm saying he couldn't save a sham of a marriage and handled it poorly.
You only really go into open relationships if the two of you are communicating greatly and have times where the two of you are going to be separated for extended periods of time, ie months.
That wasn't his case, that was him desperately trying to keep a marriage together when it was already falling apart.
>Minor? Fuck Wil Weaton is a complete faggot SJW. He was constantly posting about Zoe Quinn and how shes a victim and how male gamers are scum and how Anita is like a holy feminist who will change the world. His role is not minor at all.
He's also a Reddit user, on top of all that shit.
>tfw my sister watches his TV show
I didn't like how New-U stations exist. They completely rupture the story and any importance of anything.
Everything in the story revolves around person x killing person y to progress, but no one really dies. Except
Roland and Handsome Jackfor some reason.Really, all the bosses respawn. Even Bloodwing, whom Mordechai mourns.
I think it would have been better if the game went back in time to an invisible checkpoint or something instead. This way dying actually has meaning and value.
>There have been playable female assassins in the past
>A women was one of the well known developers in the games
>The game has a big following with female fans(atleast in 2)
Granted Ubisoft messed up but to claim they are sexist is wrong.
>people who base their worth off their paychecks
How did GG turn into such shit? I don't care what people say, it wasn't ALWAYS just harassment. It seems like that's all there is now, which is a shame, because I agreed with it when it first started.
>Could also be me kinda pushing them away that they might find attractive? Like maybe they were thinking I was plaing hard to get?
Oh gee take a fucking guess. But based solely on your writting you sound like a faggot. Not gay, a faggot. There's a differnece
Just like any other movement on the internet that lasts longer than a month most of the original people left leaving a bunch of new people who don't fully get what it was trying to accomplish.
>obnoxious tranny trying to stand up for women despite not being one
>comparing people who like tits and scantily clad women to homophobes
And people say trannys aren't mentally ill
>trying to stand up for women despite not being one
What's wrong with that? Surely it's not wrong to want equality for everyone, even if you're a white male or something?
That being said Brianna Wu is a faggot who doesn't care for equality
>Tfw despite all of my mistakes in life I have to live with I will never EVER be able to make the mistake of being Anthony Burch
Feels good man.
It lost its charm. Most of which stems from his writing. By turning it from a space Western with some rag-tag treasure hunters into a garbage-tier referential humor filled (none of which will be funny in 10 years), tedious as fuck slog against DA BIG BAD HANDSOME JACK, it lost a lot. I don't know, I thought the first game was... understated? I don't know if that's the right word, but it had a rough-hewn charm that I really liked. The second game just never felt right, and even the DLCs for the first one, to a point.
>you will never wife Antje Traue
Why do I go on living
>SJWs and media constantly pushing for the misogyny angle to try and sweep the corruption thing under the rug
>Goon Squad stirring shit
>actual anonymous getting involved and laying the smackdown to a group pretending to be them
>the relative ease of creating fake accounts and twitter bots
Hell one of the Anti gamergate tags ended up on an ISIS twitter bot, but it doesnt mean shit until you can find out who put it there
>Severe anxiety to the point where I can't work
>Feel like killing myself every day
The only thing that keeps me alive now is the comforting fact that at least I'm not Anthony Burch.
>a priviliged white bigot that thinks it's ok to tell a "nigger story" on youtube
Good YouTube tho'.
I know all about Burch, but I was in a drug-induced stupor (wisdom teeth removal) whenever that Brianna Wu dude's name started showing up, and I still have no idea what he did to this day.
I'm Anthony Burch!
Haha, just kidding, of course I'm not Anthony Burch!
Life is good.
She was friends with that bitch complaining about Giant Bomb being mostly white males
She also made a shitty looking game.
Only reason she was relevant was because she claimed someone from GG gave her death threats and ran her from her home.
If I'm into Polyamory, is that means I'm Anthony Burch?
Sometimes, life really gets me down, and I feel like I'm the worst person ever, buth then I remember that I'm not Anthony Burch, and that it will get better
None.People just want to have a laugh over his misfortunes.
I fucking loved the writing in the game, it's hilarious.
If you're watching this thread Anthony, know that i enjoy your writing and would love to see more work from you.And fuck those haters.
i was genuinely legit okay with his writing in BL2.
it's everything that happened AFTERWARD that annoys me. All originating at that point where he regrets "Damseling" Lilith.
which I think is total bullshit because it worked in the context of the story. I mean come on, arguably the most powerful being on the planet got suckerpunched by the biggest cockbite on the planet, and now it's up to you, an idiot, a drunk and robut to get stop Jack.
that sounds fucking radical, AND kinda uncertain because considering she's miles ahead of your dudes that what chance do you have?
I dont get the hate for burch.He helped make a damn good game. I love the characters from borderlands 2 and thoroughly enjoyed the dlc as well. The only reason im not getting the presequel is because it doesnt seem like a 60 dollar game.
Boohoo you dont like the game.bravo, you can make fun of someone for shit in their life.Seriously, who gives a shit?
Does he make good games?Does his writing entertain you?
Yes.If it doesnt then shut the fuck up and move on.
anyone ever wonder about CWC
like why the fuck he jumped on the sjw tranny wanny bandwagon so fucking quick
has anyone ever thought to study his behavior and see if we can pinpoint exactly what it is about sjw's that make them act the way they do
i'm willing to bet 100% that they have some form of autism or diagnosable mental disorder.
Okay, i can agree with that.
If you make a game then be content with your decisions. I think he only said some of that stuff because gamergate bullshit. Don't pander to femgamers.
You're not gonna be able to make everyone happy. So make a game you enjoy and fuck everyone else.
Honestly, its up the consumer. I bought BL2 and had a good time. I definitely felt like i got my moneys worth, so to me thats a good game.
Just because you dont like a game doesnt make it not good.To you, sure, but not to everyone.
Yeah there isn't much English poetry I like. Other languages, though...
What poems do you read? I tend to favor more simple, sentimental poetry. For instance, this poem is evocative in its use of dry observations and perspective to make a strong emotional impression.
Déjeuner du matin: (published 1946)
Il a mis le café
Dans la tasse
Il a mis le lait
Dans la tasse de café
Il a mis le sucre
Dans le café au lait
Avec la petite cuiller
Il a tourné
Il a bu le café au lait
Et il a reposé la tasse
Sans me parler
Il a allumé
Il a fait des ronds
Avec la fumée
Il a mis les cendres
Dans le cendrier
Sans me parler
Sans me regarder
Il s'est levé
Il a mis
Son chapeau sur sa tête
Il a mis son manteau de pluie
Parce qu'il pleuvait
Et il est parti
Sous la pluie
Sans une parole
Sans me regarder
Et moi j'ai pris
Ma tête dans ma main
Et j'ai pleuré
I like this one for its calm awareness:
唯有敬亭山 (唯 一作 只 )
This though is clearly philosophical and rather famous.
I have a few on my mind, I do like to talk literature but I'm kinda in a game right now
League and what not, call me a faggot, Je ne me inquiète pas.
steam id is DrBarber101 if ya wanna talk sometime.
BTW I am >>271481097 and >>271479176
That line is amazing.
I can only aspire to his level of trashtalk.
Kamiya replies to a ton of shit.
He does it so much he has a pinned tweet reminding people to look through his twitlog before asking questions, as well as how us english speaking idiots will get blocked
So can someone help me checking my privilege?
If I were black and gay over night then what would change for me?
No seriously please explain it to me. I can't see even a single thing in my life being different than before.
20 years ago this guy would be on medication and in the hospital's mental ward.
These days it's "funny" and they pay him real money to act like this.
something is seriously wrong with this world.
anyone explain or link me this anthony burch fiasco?
i am ignoring this threads because i am not interested in him before, after being spammed over and over again, i am now.
Making New-U stations not canon, that shit writer.
Even after Borderlands 1 made them canon and part of the story. Even BL2 had a mission that depended on the stations. But, they made them not canon because this piece of shit couldn't write a way to explain why Roland doesn't just come back or why Jack always revives you if he hates you.
All it would take it a line like, Jack erasing all the old Vault Hunter's Data from the machines. Then add a mission where we delete Jack's data so he can't come back.
I stopped paying attention to GG months ago, but reading about peoples' responses to it now, it seems like it's something entirely different now.
After seeing this thread I just fucking remembered
that I'm not Anthony Burch.
Ya still here? I'm >>271517181
I like Medieval poems alot, mainly Italian Spanish and French
Signor conte, ho suonato la viella
davanti a voi, nel vostro palazzo,
e non mi avete regalato nulla,
né pagato salario:
Per la fede che devo a Santa Maria,
così non potrò stare al vostro seguito:
la mia scarsella è poco fornita
e la mia borsa poco piena.
Signor conte, suvvia comandate
quel che volete di me.
Signore, se v´aggrada,
suvvia, donatemi un bel dono,
Ché ho desiderio, non ne dubitate,
di tornare dai miei:
quando faccio ritorno a borsa vuota
mia moglie non mi sorride!
Anzi mi dice: “Signor Babbeo,
in che paese siete stato,
che non avete guadagnato nulla?
Troppo siete andato a spasso
giù per la città.
Guardate come è floscio il vostro zaino:
è pieno soltanto di vento.
Sia vituperato chi ha voglia
di stare in vostra compagnia!’
Ma quando torno a casa
e mia moglie ha adocchiato
sulle mie spalle gonfia la bisaccia
e ch´io son ben vestito
d´un abito foderato,
sappiate ch´ella subito ha deposto
giù la conocchia senza far commedie,
e mi sorride schiettamente
e mi getta le braccia al collo.
Mia moglie corre a sciogliere
il mio zaino senza indugio;
la mia serva corre ad ammazzare
due capponi per cucinarli
alla salsa d´aglio;
mia figlia mi porta un pettine
con le sue mani, cortesemente.
Allora son padrone a casa mia
più che nessuno potrebbe narrare.
Colin Muset ~1250
Amor m'a priso e incarnato tutto,
e a lo core di sé fa posanza,
e di ciascuno menbro tragge frutto,
dapoi che priso à tanto di possanza.
Doglia, onta, danno àme condutto
e del mal meo mi fa 'ver disïanza,
e del ben di lei spietato m'è 'n tutto:
sì meve e ciascun c'ama à 'n disdegnanza;
Spessamente il chiam'e dico: «Amore,
chi t'à dato di me tal signoraggio,
ch'ài conquiso meo senno e meo valore?»
Eo prego che.tti facci meo messaggio
e che vadi davante 'l tuo signore
e d'esto convenente lo fa' saggio.
Guitonne D'Arezzo ~1260
The cutscene in Borderlands 2 were Handsome Jack kills Roland and captures Lilith single-handedly is some of the biggest bullshit I've ever seen in a video game, because all of that was so preventable it's not even funny.
That and making New-U non-canon as well as Axton a bisexual just because he overlooked some areas is just lazy as shit.
Not to be worked up or anything, just a disappointment
Burch puts the BORED in Borderlands.
Still here. Saved. Italian is actually on the list of languages I intend to learn, but I haven't started yet. I supposed I'll have to figure these poems out tomorrow. I like rapidfire language learning.
As the writer for that game?
>Terrible main story
>Terrible side stories
>Terrible DLC stories
>New characters that you don't like or care for
>Returning characters are poorly written, sometimes seem like a completely different character due to different writer
>Characters being inconsistent when you take into account of their natures, personalities, and positions (Handsome Jack for example)
>An overly generous amount of pop culture references, memes, and ill-tasting "tributes" to other games/movies/etc. with no care about execution or relevancy to the game itself
There are more problems with Borderlands 2, but these I can no doubt blame on Anthony Burch.
>Burch is a huge SJW faggot
>writes shitty memes, pop culture references and SJW preaching into Borderlands
>arbitrarily puts homosexuality everywhere into Borderlands because "diversity makes up for no personality"
>his marriage is a sham
>his wife cucks him so he claims that they have an "open relationship" and says he's now bisexual
>he hates and resents his sister Ash because she's more talented than him and she wouldn't touch his weener when he was a kid
>his wife finally has enough of his faggotry and divorces them
>Burch's pathetic gay dick was incapable of producing any kids, so she takes the Wii U instead
>throughout all of this Burch is being a lolcow on Twitter
>enemies are bullet sponges
>nothing really interesting besides move from point A to B while killing everything that spawns
>guns matter jack shit, they are pretty much just different skins for a DPS hose
it's the worst kind of sequel
>being the man to have a menage trois with Anthony's ex wife and his sister
>his name from that day henceforth shall be "Anthony Double-cuck Burch"
Don't you just love how everyone else recognizes that shit is dope?
Aye, she's a comedian. She knows what's up.
He's writing like a man with an education.
You seem like a well-to-do young man and if I were gay, I'd probably pick some fruit. Carry on you fabulous son of a bitch.
T-thank you. I hadn't even paid attention to that reply, but thanks.
>strong rogue-like elements
I'm going to fucking stab the next retarded piece of shit that says something like this. What the fuck is everyone's fetish where they have to compare EVERYTHING to roguelikes? For fucks sake, Borderlands doesn't even have a single element in common with roguelikes asides from randomized weapons.
Yes I mad.
>Wake up every morning next to my loyal, loving wi
>implying I constantly seek attention
>am actually hermit
>very small group of friends
>very private of myself
Yea, no. The guy asked me exactly how I attracted those women, and so I gave most possible factors. Quit being such a spazzy autist.
Oooh nice, Persian, Arabic and Turkish have always been on my list to study, but I've never gotten around to it.
You have a steamid? Maybe we could talk more of languages/literature etc if you'd like.
Because he mentions his exboyfriend in a line of dialogue for no real fucking reason, it's just like "my exboyfriend did this bla bla". the line simply exists for "diversity" and shits all over the character