You're stranded on, what may or may not be technically considered, a desert island.
An island skeleton, who provides you food and clean water, says he will give you five games to play for the rest of your life.
The games can be anything. PC/console/arcade cabinet/board games/etc etc
Which five games do you choose?
Also, you have no internet access, since it's a desert island. It's just you, the skeleton, and the games.
It's a male skeleton, but it will act like a female skeleton if you wish.
It will not constantly change skeleton genders though, you either have it act like a male or female for the rest of your life.
Monster Hunter Freedom Unite
Monster Hunter 3 Ultimate
Monster Hunter 4 Ultimate
Dragon's Dogma Dark Arisen
Skeleton Realm Attacked by Helicopter
I'd play with the skeleton until we both complete all missions on those three MH games.
>tfw no skeleton to beat jade narugakuruga with
Seconding this question. Also, can the Skeleton speak, or is it silent? And before anyone greentexts me because he has no muscles (tongue) to speak, this motherfucker is animate and is capable of reason, so don't give me shit for asking an absurd question for this absurd scenario.
I say fuck the video games and tell him that all I need is his love. Since I'm not gay, I tell him to act like a female for me, then we proceed to skin animals on the island and create a bone fortress to shield ourselves from the elements. We make a bone bed and soften it up with some tropical tree leaves and other assortments of soft stuff we can scavenge on the island. Once everything is set, I bone her. We make half-human half-skeleton babies by the dozen every night and raise them with care and love. Once they are old enough, we kill them and turn them into full fledged skeletons. Once I am old, I tell my skeleton waifu to turn me into a skeleton and we can be a skeleton couple. By the time I am a full skeleton, we will have billions of full-fledged skeleton babies at our disposal. Procreation of skeletons are no longer necessary. We make skeleton aircraft carriers and set sail from our island and onto the main continents. With our skeleton army, we rule the world.
These are the crucial questions that need answering.
As for my games
1.Minecraft with mods. It may get boring but there's limitless shit to do in that
2. Pikmin 2
3. Smash Bros Melee/4
4. Pokemon Platinum
5. Call of Duty Black Ops (for Zombies)