Why is Squidward so underpowered? His clarinet and painting jobs are a waste, and his house keeps getting destroyed by his neighbors.
Should I respec or something?
>he picked Squidward
underrated thread
>Not rolling crabs
>Not making sick dosh
The depression debuff you get after spending money is annoying though.
>>271059178
I might wanna try out Sandy instead. The science skill and DPS might be worth her underwater limitations.
>>271059178
Making more money than you spend overwrites the depression debuff with ME MONEY. Get good at owning burger shops, scrub
>>271058417
During the 3.75 patch that brought the frycook update squidbad was ruined. I suggest actually going as Mr.crabs due to the Jew trees and items. The gold is awesome lol
>>271059178
>2014
>maining krabs
Yeah right, see you in pvp nerd oh wait my winter hibernation spec sandy will fucking decimate you
>>271059896
Implying I need to PvP with crabs I'll just pay for your items. Niggers get stitches when I main crabs.
Patrick tank build is the best.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GhMyZUc83ew
>>271060276
It says in the mmo not to copy links. That looks like a virus. Sorry.
Christ that chocolate equip is so broken I swear. Auto Rage and +50% defense is ungodly.
>>271058417
THIS DOESN'T EXIST
STOP TALKING ABOUT TV SHOWS YOU FUCKING AUTISTS, IT'S NOT VIDEOGAME RELATED AT ALL.
LOL jk, let's have another epic King of the Hill Online thread soon /v/ros!
>>271060153
You can't even make it into the salty spatoon on a crabs character. Lol
Let me guess, you also Main bubble buddy
Beating this thing is fucking impossible.
>>271060439
I think you mean pocket shit online
>>271060439
The quality of posts is extremely important to this community. Contributors are encouraged to provide high-quality images and informative comments. Shitposting is "knowingly contributing low quality, off-topic, or ill intentioned posts.";)
>>271061154
Hey come off it, the nerf with an added second delay to pocket sand was there, and everyone still loses their shit over it.
Anyways, you think you have it bad, OP? Try rolling a squidward with Karma.
>>271061343
>>271061343
>All posts should pertain to video games, their consoles, and video game culture. Threads should remain on topic and stay in theme with the board. Don't post off-topic garbage.
TV Shows aren't videogames you gigantic faggot.
>LF 1 tank and 1 DPS to chum bucket HC link achievement
>there are people on /v/ RIGHT NOW that didn't pick plankton
Anyone know how to defeat King Jelly when he uses pic related?
>playing as plankton
>retarded ass patrick tank doesn't take aggro so I can't get enough time to place a karen turret
>manage to run into cave
>pic related
>stalactites fall and fuck me up
Who /mm/ here?
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>>271058417
Check my 3
>>271062585
fuck you, my lvl 70 barnacle boy took weeks to max out and after your little scam it was ruined. When I logged on I found not only was I a lvl 1, but I was also completely naked. Now I have to stare at his shriveled cock every time I want to grind some jellies in the fields. fuck you.
>trimming patties 500gp
>>271062387
>Milkmaid Man fags
LOL
>>271062886
>grinding jellies
>as Barnacle Boy
>not paying a Sponge spec main from your guild to do it for you to get more for your time
Come on man. Even Squidward is a better choice.
clarinet lvl?
How do I get the 3rd tier JF net? Do I have to beat Kevin's fishing challenge because it seems impossible?
Larry is best tank
>>271058417
You've misunderstood the class entirely. He's based around durability and stamina to the exclusion of damn near everything else.
>>271063473
It was only like lvl 10. Grinding clarinet levels is tedious after playing at the house becomes less effective.
>>271064060
Either Kevin's fishing challenge or the No-Name/Mr. Krabs Quest. I recommend the latter if your stealth skills are high enough.
>People not maining Larry
Gonna out dps you nigga
If you click on the TV in the house 80 times, you get to see something real special.
>Not playing as Squilliam
>>271064489
All it takes is a squidward with the band skill class for pic related to happen
>>271064353
You can grind it easily in Clarinetland. No cooldown after playing a song.
>>271064603
How many Squidward players can beat the Big Meaty Claws event though?
>>271064353
Well shit, SB has like 3.25 base stealth and I haven't been upgrading it... Any good alternatives?
>>271064489
>playing the edgy squidward clone
there can only be one.
>>271064701
All it takes is for that one squidward to fuck up your life
>>271064679
>implying Clarinet land exists
That hoax was debunked a while ago. That pic is just a clever shop.
>>271064793
Get gud m9.
http://www.mmoabout.com/spongebob-town.html
Is this what we are talking about?
>>271064793
>he didn't find the secret room in Squidwards house
>>271058417
Nigga, Squidward is the hardest carry in the game, no contest, you're probably treating him like a support or medic character when he has a damage multiplying ability with NO UPPER LIMIT. NO UPPER LIMMIT NIGGA. Basically build the tankiest armor you can and stock up a shitload of krabby patties for health, and run into a large conflict, taking up tons of damage and building up your rage meter. After absorbing about ~25k damage you'll be strong enough to one-hit Manray for fuck's sake.
>>271064936it's a joke thread anon, your new is showing
>>271060203
Larry tank reporting in.
>Patrick
>being good
Yeah, if you like being a massive pink faggot while you're at it.
>>271065089
>He can't shield damage in his inflatable pants
What good even is Larry?
>>271064940
that picture...
>implying
>works at the cash register, knows the customer
>home better than pineapple, spongebob doesn't eat it
>Patrick lives under a simple rock, not a symbolic rock
>Sponge and Pat always trying to hang out with Squid
Spongebob absorbs everything, follows Mr.Krab. Patrick lives under rock, most likely the cause of his brain damage. Squidward nature is a squid, releasing a smoke screen, probably why he is sad. Never left alone.
>>271065332
I never see that background until five seconds later
>>271065050
>Not realizing while you were responding to him, I predicted the time correctly and stole the Krabby Patty formula from your Krusty Krab.
Don't feed those trolls next time Krabs.
Anyone else Plankton master race?
>not picking squidward
>>271058417
> Not speccing as Handsome Squidward.
Get a load of this faggot. Once you get Nuclear Pies and Karates subskills high enough, he is an unstoppable juggernaut. Squillams and Sandys a shit.
>not rolling as a Jellyfish colony
>not being the Boolossus of the game
> playing this dude
> take dmg
> "MY LEG!"
> movement speed decreased by 50 percent
every fucking time, I'm thinking about rerolling
>>271066260
He's the best stealth character in the game though. Even veterans have a hard time finding him.
He's not an open combat character, so avoid taking damage.
>Not maining Bubble Buddy
The fuck is wrong with all of you?
did you guys finish the questline where you get a bodyguard?
is the items drop and xp worth it?
>>271066649
>Being a de-clawed paper tiger
No thanks
>playing squidward
>party has a spongebob in it
Spongebobs ruin fucking everything
>Not rolling Mr. Krabs as your first character
Enjoy being fundless noobs
>>271066830
Fuck that event, and fuck the devs for not making it unskippable
>>271066823
Someone is just jealous because he cant one shot Robo Krabs.
>Shake That Bubble Butt buff
Fuck yeah
>>271066907
>Jew
>Not afking in the free car park
>>271067103
>picking the inferior robot
Anon, I...
When is the free balloon day?
>>271067273
>super rtl
mein neger
>>271067273
Still inferior compared to the killer robot
You are the reason they are making Mrs. Puff a playable character. Casuals.
Not playing as Kenny the cat master race.
>>271067493
I dunno, but it's fun as fuck, equipping everyone with Balloons and everyone's smacking each other around.
>still playing this piece of garbage even after the latest expansion announcement
its time to let go
>>271067813
t-this is fake right anon?RIGHT ANON?
>>271067950
No, it isn't fake son.
>>271067851
I am just playing it until they update King Of The Hill Online. I have nothing else to do.
>roll spongebob
>having to pick a starter
Hardest choice ever
Also
>napkin
>not being a shit
Have they fixed spongebob's epic mount quest yet?
it feels that questline's been broken since vanilla.
who /cheeks/ here?
Karate build is literally the only way to play, everything else is objectively wrong.
>271068228
Pic related
Is it just me or is Spongebob's paper equip broken as hell? It does fucking everything
>>271067739I'm not gonna lie, for some reason that robot legitimately freaked the fuck out of me when I was a kid.
who here /#1/
>>271058417
>Tfw playing Barnacle boy dps
>Tfw he gets worse with every patch
>Tfw my main will never be viable
I get kicked from dungeons all the time because his abilities are SO shit and I barely get anything done. Why does Barnacle boy get shit on when Patrick tank builds get more OP with every patch?
WHY ARE PATRICK'S STORY QUESTS SO HARD?
I FUCKING SIT ALL DAY GRINDING DONUTS AND THEN WHEN I RETURN HOME I GET NAGGED BY SPONGEBOB TO TAKE CARE OF JUNIOR, HOW THE HELL DO I DO THAT WHEN IM OUT OF STAMINA??
>>271069121
Git gud scrub
>>271069108
>he didn't get the preorder Barnacle Man
Laugh, laugh at this poorfag
>sandy op
>nerf her
>>271065804
> Rolling worst spec
U wot m8?
>>271069376
They overdid it with nerfing her. Now she's worse than Squidward, and MUCH worse than Patrick, and those characters fucking suck.
>not maining Frank after the patch
>>271066649
Fuck you and fuck every other bubble buddy player out there
>Raiding at the Krusty Krab as Patrick tank
>Trying to get the full Krusty Krab employee set, I have the hat but nothing else
>Need the set so I can get the "No this is patrick" ability
>Buuble buddy DPS suddenly thinks he is the tank
>Aggros every enemy in the place, repeatedly dies and blames me
>Finally the KKE nametag drops
>He needs it
>He gets it
>Brags about how he is going to sell it
Fuck bubble buddy players
>>271069376
Only Karate and Hibernation builds are viable, have you even played it?
>>271067950
He's a cat who's famous for being able to hold his breath underwater for a really long time, but it turns out he was cheating with oxygen tanks.
>>271065597
>Smallest hitbox
>Faggots still choose shitheads like Larry and Patrick with their giant hitboxes
>>271070287
>Plankton main doesn't understand tanking
Gee, what a surprise
>inb4 zerg rush
>>271065729
>Dat madworld quote
GOAT song
Has anyone used this motherfucker to beat the Secret Formula quest? Seems impossible.
>LE EBIN TV SHOW IS AN MMO MEEM XDNone of these will ever exist ;_;
>tfw after days of struggle I finish the The Bubble Bowl quest for Squidward solo
>Server soft-resets because Krabs players found a way to duplicate Jellyfish Jelly
To hell with this game, I'm going to take a break.
Has anyone tested to see if the glitch where you can get into the Industrial Park below level 50 still works? As a SB main in the 40s, the grind there is almost necessary.
Also, anyone else rocking still the SUDS event costume from 08?
>>271066830
Post yfw you realise most Spongebob players only play him because he is the only character from the show they actually know
>>271058417
Seriously though, anyone who mains Plankton is just a troll. You occasionally get the odd Korean who knows how to utilise his mechanics, but they are so few and far between that you may as well just boot any Plankton players from the party
>>271071105
Good
Squidward is the best character, I just hate how he's a cosmic punching bag. The fact that Spongebob KNOWINGLY ruins his life is the worst fucking thing
>>271071016
>not maining Patrick
>not using his Patar gear
>>271071251
Anon, not all of us are rich enough to afford a +10 DEX scrolled patar set ;_;
>>271071581
fuck that squeaki mod
can anyone help mefinish the wumbology quest? i want to get the expert's mini belt so i can properly wumbo buff my team instead of shrinking them all the time.
>>271058417
>tfw you will never play SBMMO for the first time ever again
>You will never experience the rush of your first dungeon again
>You will never experience the joy of getting your first epic loot drop again
>You will never findThe secret gold plated karate gear hidden in the tree domefor the first time ever again
Why live
>>271071581
You can actually get it for free if you go to the UGH episode. When Patar takes his clothes off to eat them you can take them off the stick.
Don't know if it was intentional or not so it may have been patched.
>>271070287
>Maining the class with greatest vulnerability to physics damage
>>271062913
why would you trim a patty?
you cook a patty for 500gp if anything
>Tfw when no nerf in sight
>pic fucking related
>>271072427
That would be Bubble Buddy, idiot.
If he had all that CHA without sacrificing DEF he'd be way too OP.
>>271072618
That's what you get for playing on Tuesday nights
>>271060439
Looks like someone didn't get a beta invite
>>271072412
Interesting. My friend had a clean one but lost it via Chaos scrolls. It was a sad day.
>Breeze through the Salty Spitoon quest
>Cutscene shows me getting my ass kicked by an IceCube
Bullshit
>Complete the Shell City quests finally.
>Just beat the Cyclops mega boss
>Unlock Dennis
>Play4days
>Dennis is the master race
>Destroy everything in sight
>>271073061
>not playing Hibernation Sandy
That quest was easy as fuck
Are you guys enjoying the new update?
>tfw I spent$600on cosmetics (pic related)
I have a problem /v/. Why can't I stop?
>roll Patrick
>can't do anything other than be a useless faggot
>max lvl Krabs player trades me a godly fry cook hat
>equip it and stats go the fuck up
>every step I take I fall down
Pic related
I have fuck tons of Patrick stories if anyone wants to hear them
>>271073359
No I cant see shit
I died and lost my +10 STR Glover Light I cant get a new one to drop
Trying to beat the Thug Tug raid on my Plankton and while I can get past Bubble Bass easily, I can't get past Flats because of his ability to leap out and stun random players and most Patrick tanks being retards.
I got the golden spatula because my dad works for nick
>>271073359
>walk into darkness
>1-shotted by shit knows what
>try to get back on the bus
>can't
i want to get off mr bones wild ride.
post yfw Big Lenny kicked your ass the first time.
>>271073608
bullshit faggot I bet you bought one of those codes for $200
pay to win bullshit like this is going to kill the game I swear
>>271073608
So you're that faggot that got my level 60 Sergeant banned for kicking your ass at PvP
Fuck you James
>>271073790
>yfw all those players playing op mr krabs in pvp
>pick his mother
>tell them go to bed
>Always top of the leaderboard
>MUH TANKS
>MUH EVERYTHING ELSE
>no one can hit a old lady cause shes the best in the game
>>271074135
>not just using the swearing skills
One-shots that bitch what now mom fags?
>>271073396
>Playing spongebob
You're right, you do need help
>>271073359
>Doing Bathroom Sidequest.
>Can't tell which is which.
>>271070565
you best be talking about the tears for fears version m8
>>271069121
>So this is the thanks I get for working overtime?
>>271073650
are you a SpongeBob Player? You have to talk to the Red Angler Fish.
>>271068409
the artist forgot his socks
this is unacceptable
Who's hype for the Rock Bottom expansion? Fucking glove mounts, man.
This bus has no brakes.
Hi, I'm looking for 2 other players, preferably a Patrick Main and Krabs Main. Need the Stealth skill. I'm wanting to beat thePanty Raidbefore the new update
>>271075057
>being behind
it's already released kid get with the program
>>271073359
>>271074846
Yes i am. that explains it.
My buddy mains Patrick and he got out of that shithole on like his second attempt.
devs and their fucking patrick bias
this thread
spongebob time motherfuckers
>get to the doodlebob boss fight
>turn into a bowling pin
>throws a bowling ball at me
>Finland
>ded
anyone got tips or should I just git gud
>>271060203
>Playing as Rick
fag
So any speculation on the exact release date of the Kuddly Krab DLC? None of the devs spoke about it yet after the massive leak
How the fuck do I deal with Kenny the Cat in PVP?
>Tfw your friends won't invite you to the high-levelpanty raid
>King Neptune's quest
It's RNG as fuck.
>>271075354
>not using the pencil eraser
what are you, a masochist?
THIS FUCKING BOSS IM PLAYING A DIRTY DAN PATRICK AND I STILL GET FUCKED EVERYTIME
>>271075629
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK KENNY THE FUCKING CAT
>not maining the only real winner
it's like you guys play in a whole different universe
>>271073481
>stories
Do tell.
How do I clear the "House Fancy" quest for Squidward?
>>271073359
yes thppt i thppt am thppt enjoying thppt it thppt very thppt much thppt
>actually paying for spongebob's bike DLC
i shiggy diggy
facebook integration
dead game
zero subs
>>271075853
Switch to a different build for Patrick during this fight. Using a Dirty Dan build increases Sandy's rage mode meter.
>>271075994
Level up Squidward's health and stamina. Make sure to follow the quest's objectives exactly.
>>271075616
>being excited for this bullet
>not realizing it's a shameless plot to expand the user base to women
>>Bioware.com/en/
>>271075853
>still doesn't realize the only way to win is to just try to survive for as long as possible
How the fuck do I grind for items in Spongehenge?
What the fuck the great snail race quest is so bugged. If you try to train for it you make your snail too tired and if you don't you get wrecked.
BY A ROCK.
so whos the toughest villain?
My money's on the dirty bubble
Hey guys, someone offered me his Big Meaty Claws gauntlets for Mr Krabs for 10 mil. Since I main Krabs I accepted, but I have a feeling I was ripped off. Can I get them banned for scamming?
>>271075938
Have fun not being able to interact with any other players.
Do I really to gather up a raid party to fight this thing?
>>271076654
fuck you, you fucks already have armour abs
>see some odd words on the trash container
>patrick fag comes to me and say they are sentence enhancers
>use them inside the krusty krab
>banned by admins instantly
why is squidward so easy to pwn?
>>271077148
Every time the devs think about buffing him the higher ups immediately shoots the idea down and tells them to nerf him further into oblivion.
Being a squidward player is suffering.
>>271077148
>>271077401
Squidward has been shit since after the GG Expansion Pack
>Know a top tier Sandy player
>He actually farms for the Kenny the Cat set for Sandy
Rock Bottom expansion when guys?
I heard some rumors that they scrapped it, are the rumors true?
Is it true that it is possible for anchovies to drop the hydrodynamic spatula with port and starboard attachments?
>>271070650
You're trying to use the theft skill wrong.You don't steal the formula itself. You steal something much more important and frame Krabs, then you walk right in after he gets busted for your crime.
I fucked up
I fucked up REALLY hard
I thought this was a boss, but turns out he is a GM
I killed a GM
wat do?
>>271078403
No, there's only a slim chance that the bargain mart will have one left in stock. You have to be the first to get there before some other faggot buys it before you.
>>271078548
>mfw fighting a max level spongebob with karate spec in pvp
literally cancer
>>271078234
>>271073650
How long has it been since you played?
>>271068370
Things were getting better, but don't bother with the Puffy Fluffy expansion pack.
>>271078548
It's actually a quest. Just stall the other GMs for time until he comes to and you'll get a A on your health inspection, which gives you an insane amount of exp and access to some of the most broken gear in the game.
Fair warning: You only get one chance, so don't fuck up.
>>271079034
>speccing Ka-rah-tay as Spongebob
>not just doing a Sandy build
why gimp yourself so badly?
>>271075490
What the hell is this from?
>>271079550
Sons of Anarchy.
>>271068837
yeah unless you're fucking hacker there is no way it's coming up on a drop table
Apparently her driving skill is too OP. They're going to nerf it in the Big Fat Meanie update.
>le epic cartoon mmo meme xD
seriously you faggots are just so fucking butthurt that KoTH got a good game and you're all just stuck playing childrens flash games on nick.com
>>271076570
>>271080251
OP here. The update got released and she was fucking buffed. So far the only tip I got is to main Spongebob during the Boating School level.
Spongebob never got bad. You guys just aren't the target audience for it anymore.
>>271080564
Thank you, Anon.
>>271080479
I'm sorry anon, but for typing in an emoticon you never really needed to put into your ironic shitpost, we are going to have to give you a consolation prize.
Please consider not doing this in the future so you can actually get better at ironic shitposting.
Has anyone got into the Salty Spitoon?
I have a max level SB and a max level Patrick i tried to enter the area but it says i'm not tough enough. I got a quest from the guard and turned it in, still can't enter it.
Is this a bug?
There are some people in the forums that turned in the quest but they still cant enter...
>>271058417
What the fuck is this place? This is the cheapest place I ever went to in this game! And why is my Spongebob main losing so much hit points just to raise morale? Will it be a worthy pay-off anon, or should I quit?
>>271076565
Basically just run laps around the zone, even if there are other players around the enemies should be respawned by the time you get back around.
What's it like playing the shitty clone of the superior game, spongefags?
The Mega Lo Mart expac comes out next week, and when it does your game is fucking dead.
>>271076805
It's unkillable by normal means, If you're fast enough you can do it solo, all you need to do is survive it chasing you across the zone and get it to run off a cliff.
>>271081137
You need to have your Patrick main lose all your EXP points while Spongebob watches, both in front of the guard. Only than you can get in.
>>271081256
>Implying KotHO hasn't been dead since the third expansion
>>271081256
Yea, no, Propane system is retarded, jokes are overused, after level 30 it is a fucking grind and the map is small as fuck.
New expac will not help that shitty game get any better
Squidward main here, how the fuck am I supposed to get enough money to buy this thing?
I've been soloing the KK dungeon for weeks now but I'm not even close to the gold requirement.
>>271081137
It's something to do with your profile info. Depending on your profile and how you've played the game, you can or cannot get into the Salty Spitoon, even if you do the quest.
You should try that place over there.
Hey guys, why aren't they doing anything else with these 2? I just finished all of their quests and they are the shortest in the game to my knowledge. Any ideas why that may be?
>>271081942
It's old content, devs forgot about it some time ago.
>>271081823
There is an alternative way to do the KK dungeon but you need to invest in clarnet tree (i know its a shitty tree but this is the only way you can do this)
Instead of going to the main area, go through the back and into the kitchen, when you kill the boss in the kitchen Mr. Krabs will come to the kitchen, if you stealth near him and go into his office, you can loot his vault.
The vault is only lootable once a week though...
>>271080879
Anytime, anon.
>>271081823
Get a Dutchman's Treasuremap, if you can't get one to drop out in the Weastern Wilds, then just buy it off someone. You'll make a profit on them most of the time, though there's a chance the treasure might not be more than what you payed for the map.
>>271080565
>playing any expansions after the third
>>271082394
Boating School has been in the game since launch retard
How good is Plankton's Maximum Overdrive Patty build?
I was interested in giving it a go, but I want to know if it's any good.
>>271082060
Actually, it was that the man behind Mermaid Man died, so they decided to send them both off as one instead of leaving just Mermaid Man. However, if you go to their room after the up-date, look under the beds and you will get the Mermaid Man belt for Spongebob, which can be equipped in a unique slot, the belt slot, doubling your attack and defense.
>CTRL F 'Hans'
>0 results
Is he that shit?
>>271083191
>hans
>playable
Have any of you guys managed to complete the Perfume Department dungeon? It's too hard for me.
>first quest with spongebob he's already going for my dick 5 minutes in, evil points for rejecting him
No one told me this was a Bioware game.
>>271083539
The only way to complete it without being a masochist or OP level 50 is using Sandy, her helmet makes her immune to the perfume sprays.
Also, Squidward will get rekt in there.
>>271083539
The Perfume Department dungeon is a cakewalk if you've got plenty of krabby patties and grind hard enough.
>>271082773
It's shit. A Krabs without any build can catch you.
Where can I find the game ?
Daily reminder that if you use Spongebob's Goody Goober build, kill yourself.
Yes I am mad
>>271084821
kek, the Goofy Goober build is easy to get around if you__________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________git gud
>>271083953
I don't know what kinda Squidward setup you're using because mine was completely immune to every spray.
What the fuck is the point of the Squid Baby build?
Why is it a thing?
>>271085448
It's fan service bullshit for fetishists.
Fortunately it's a shitty build, so it's practically useless.
waaassssssssssssdsssssswwwasssdwwww
>enemies stripping patricks gas mask buff
Fucking bullshit
>>271075992
alright
>playing Patrick
>low on cash because I kept on buying krabby patties
>see another Patrick player crossdressing as Patricia
>he gets trades 500k from some Mr.Krabs player
>I decide I should get in on this
>buy best outfit for Patrick that makes him look like a girl
>trick a guild into giving me high tier Patrick items
>made over 1bil in items I've sold because of it
SpongeMMO was really fucking grand in 07'
Is anyone else having issue with the boating paper quest? It takes for-fucking-ever, and I keep getting these annoying dream sequences that erase my progress. Is it a glitch or what?
I recently checked Nickolodeon's usage statistics and saw that Canned Bread Squidward is in the top 10 most used builds.
What's so good about it? Is it good at all? I've never used it.
>>271087848
Canned Bread stacks every day and give Squidward the stats for him to be good.
>>271087848
It's broken, that's what it is.
How good is Plankton's Army build?
>>271069376
>tfw ill never be able to fight the italian bull worm without getting 1 shotted
Fucking unbeatable raid. Grinding for months for this endgame shit? Unsubscribed.
>not maining Smitty Werben Jagerman Jensen
it's like you guys don't like being the #1
>>271088453
Any Krabs build that runs Secret Formuler shuts you down completely.
>>271088165
Just because it's good doesn't mean it's broken. Next thing I know you guys will be bitching about Imagination builds.
I've been looking through the game's code and have found that Mr. Puff will be a playable character in the next update.
Thoughts on this?
>>271088549
Just run Weenie Hut to get gear first you retard
>>271083191
he's 2big
>>271088921
>Mr. Puff
Any improvements over Mrs. Puff?
You fuckers mean to tell me you dont main Hack-Slinging-Slasher?
Its like you people dont even know buses run this late.
>>271088921
Someone claims this every patch. It's probably leftover code from early development.
>>271089235
Half of his abilities only work on Tuesday nights
Green Slime is OP as fuck in raids though.
>>271088921
That's been in the game's code since early development. Not going to happen.
>>271089238
>>271089451
>Mr. Puff will never, EVER be playable
He may have been a clone but he would have been infinitely better than the Baby characters they added with the Goo Goo Gas update.
>Trying to do the candy bar fetch quest in Rock Bottom
>The fast travel bus glitches or some shit whenever I pick up the item
>Stuck in this area and not specced for advanced darkness
Holy shit this game is broken
I cant wait for post-movie Spongebob to be the endgame boss.
Too bad itll be unkillable
How the fuck do you get this guy's approval rating up? He just keeps denying me to go on the bonus jellyfishing quest.
Fact: Chum Bucket was the last good raid before the devs started catering to casuals.
I have yet to experience a fight as well-designed as the Karen fight. Simply incredible.
>>271089731
Hardly anyone bothers playing those anyways, they're mostly just worse versions of the normal characters.
>>271090171
I only ever see the babies once in a blue moon, and the people that use them are abysmal shitters.
>>271069695I'll prolly just finish this animation in time for next year's E3
>>271090110
>Karen better than DoodleBob.
Nigga please, the only thing better than the fight was the cinematic after, it leaves me in tears every time.
How do I use Plankton's lab, if at all?
>>271089927
>2014
>not being specced for advanced darkness
what the fuck nigger
all you can do now is try and get someone to trade you a gloveworld light
does anyone still use the Patrick smartpants build after the patch?
anyome up for killing ABM? we need a sandy with rope
>>271090727
Im in, I have the Paperclip Necklace too, the Identifiable Bodies buff should take some strain off the healers.
>>271080564
Shit man this one came before, and that one prolly wouldn't be if this one wasn't.
>>271090719
Not many. Check Nickelodeon's usage stats, only like a couple of people still use the build.
Sandy is too OP pls nerf
>>271090985
The rope is one of the easiest things to predict when going up against a Sandy and one of the easiest weapons to avoid.
>>271090985
Thats what you get for playing Arena against one, Ive seen Sandys advertise 2's carrys for as much as 20,000 Doubloons a match
>>271086809
Underrated post
Be honest here, how many of you wish the 20,000 Patties Under the Sea update never happened?
>shitty quests
>shitty items
>shitty overpowered boss
Everything that could've gone wrong with it went wrong.
>smïttywèrbénjàgérmánjènsén has joined the party.
>raiding this bitch for hours
>finally defeat it
>tfw no drop at all
>waiting for achievement to pop up
>to get it you had to catch it before it terrorizes the city
>whole bikini botton on fire
>have to restart from the very beggining
Why live /v/?
>>271091887
>T̨hat͘'s͜ my ha͜t͝;̧ g̢i̡ve ̨i͜t̶ ͏b̡a̛c̕k.
Krabs lived a hard life.
>>271091558
As much as I hated the boss, the quests were okay. The Decorative Rocks can fuck right off. Easily spammed and also completely relies on chance.
It wasn't the best update, but it wasn't the worst one either.
>>271091558
lmao it was absolutely needed, plankton FOTM pickers were running rampant and Krabs/Gary players were non-existant.
Who /hoopla/ here?
>>271092490
Hamana master race
>>271092490
I /hoopa/ here.
Also, can we all agree that Jerry will NEVER, EVER, E V E R be playable?
Jerryfags are what happens when you put Slugfucker and Ridleyfags into a blender.
>>271092801
Is that a new palette swap for hoopla?
I've never seen it before.
Also:
>Jerryfags are essentially Ridleyfags and Slugfucker in one
Fixed
Has anybody actually finished Plankton's F.U.N questline? I keep getting rekt before I can burn down the whole town, let alone get the uranium bombs. Fuck Plankton.
>>271093239
There's absolutely no point in completing it because you get nearly nothing out of it. Hell, the item you get is outclassed by one of the first items you get when you start the game.
>>271093765
Don't talk shit about Solid Concrete, that thing's saved my ass many times when my back's been against the wall.
>>271094291
>that thing's saved my ass many times when my back's been against the wall.
Are you an utter shitter, perchance? <:^)
Only shitters would consider Solid Concrete to be a good item.
>>271092490
Fuck your fucking hoopla, faggot. Hoolpafaggots were the worst thing to happen the game. From the moment the tutorial was implemented, I knew this game was turning to the casuals. As I played through, and I discovered this nail in the coffin of a character, I instantly quit for a month. When I came back, it got fucking worse. Every single noob was using hoopla, and the brick to shut them the fuck up cost 500 clams per game if used. Even with that, those fucking faggots complained, and Hoopshit got endless amounts of buffs.
>Try to complete the Flying Dutchman's Ship dungeon.
>Go with a stupid Patrick player who probably was 10 and a camper Plankton.
>Heregoesnothing.png
>They both get rekt quickly
>I waste all my Kelpo recovering HP
>Die on stupid OP boss
That dungeon is broken as fuck.
>mfw they added that anchor arms pay 2 win bullshit
Fuck everyone who even thinks about using that fucking crutch.
I own you with stock items 90% of the time anyway.
>>271095672
How does it feel that you'll never ever play as Flying Dutchman
>tfw dutchman master race
>>271095672
The worst part of the FDS dungeon is that if you want to exit, you need to go through the Fly of Despair and that only opens up once you beat the Dutchman himself.
OK FUCK THIS GAYME I'M DONE SERIOUSLY
so i'm maining spongebob and i'm like level 50, and i took bubbleblowing as a fucking skill. so fucking patrick comes at me and tells me to blow him a fucking giraffe. but no matter how good of a giraffe i made, the quest didn't complete
so i googled it, and it turns out that the game is bugged and you have to make an elephant instead.
WHAT
THE
FUCK
THIS GAME IS BROKEN AS FUCK
They're updating the models in the next update.
>this thread
>>271097873
>being this mad
Nigga you get the elephant bubble at level 30, calm your tits.
>>271098087
>spongeshills defend this
this game is a buggy mess, he asked for a giraffe not a fucking elephant
>mfw i reached level 24
Still playing babbys first MMO, why don't you pick up a real game scrub.
>>271098964
>/v/ suddenly hates spongebob mmo
what happened?
>>271098964
>pocketsandshitter calling someone else a scrub
Fuck off. There's a reason nobody plays that shit anymore.
>>271098597
You know what's more fun than being level 24?25
Anyone know where I can buy or farm for really rare items? I want to give my friend a gift when he logs back on
>>271100704
Sand Mountain is a good place to farm for Scuba Trees.
If you want a really rare item try getting the Dutchman's Dining Sock from the Flying Dutchman dungeon.
This game used to be so good. Now the devs just want to appeal to edgy kids and made it all pointlessly gory so it could earn the M rating.
>>271100704
You can try and get to Shell City, but it's quite the journey, and on top of that it's guarded by a fucking cyclops that takes an entire 40-man group to down. And then you have to have the gold for the items when you get there...
>>271101083
>Splinter and Puffy Fluffy Sidequests
Please don't remind me.
>>271100961
>>271101114
thanks, but I was thinking more along the lines of.... a pie
>>271101518
If you main Krabs and you have SB as your party member, you unlock a questline where you can get pies from some pirates. I wouldn't advise eating them though... I ate one before a bossfight and next thing I knew the entire raid wiped
>>271101518
Cherry Pie?
You'll have to complete all of Squidward's Unfriendly Ghost's quests with Patrick first.
The problem with farming Cherry Pies is that they have a 1% chance to spawn in ANY mission.
How long did it take everyone to figure out the Bubble Bass puzzle?
>>271090557
godspeed anon
>>271102156
Not too long, about 5 minutes.
The Bubble Bass puzzle isn't as hard as the later puzzles, like some of the Karen puzzles you have to do before the boss fight with her.
/v/, I need some help. Me and my guild always gets wiped out by this faggot boss.
How do we beat him?
>>271102460
Bring someone with the Undersea Fire ability, guard him so he can set it up around the arena, or use water abilities on electric outlets. Once the fire alarm goes off, you'll get more support from spawned NPCs.
>>271102460
Evidence in the game's code proves that the Cyclops fucking cheats.
There is no definite way to defeat him but to prepare for the utmost faggotry he can throw at you
All this talk about a Spongebob and KOTH MMO makes me wonder why nobody has made one yet.
The companies can't sure us if we don't make profits.
>>271102175
more like not speed
Well, at least I'm right at bun wrestling part.
>>271102918
There is a koth mmo faggot
Level 81 Pocketsand dale reporting insh-sh-shaaa!
>>271102460
>yfw the first time you saw him in first person mode
What was the best update in your opinion, vee?
>>271103276
Gooby Goober was the last good update, and it was the best. Everything after that was shit.
>>271103367
That's not the Tattletale Stranger Update, anon
>>271102918
KOTHO is already a thing you stupid faggot.
>>271103276
I quite liked the movie update. Pretty good quests, nice boss fight, good items.
The boosts from the Trident Turrets definitely outweigh the assembling time, in my opinion.
Secondary here, I'm starting the game but I've never watched the show. How close does the main quest follow the plot? I doubt spongebob had to grind this many jellyfish for the No Name quest
>>271103736
Believe me, the old No Name quest is a tough cunt for an early quest.
>SB lvl 90
>jellyfish fields
>kicking some scrubs ass
>hacking squidward comes up
>oneshots me with his Clarinet
>i lose all my gear
I'VE HAD THAT SHIT SINCE 2008
How should I make my Squidward mii fighter?
Brawler, Swordsman, or Gunner, and what moveset?
>>271104063
You're thinking of Super Nickolodeon Brothers, anon.
This thread is about Spongebob MMO.
HOLY SHIT HOW DO I BEAT THE GORILLA BOSS
NO MATTER HOW HARD I GRIND I ALWAYS GET MY ASS RAVENOUSLY POUNDED BY HIM
AND DON'T GET ME STARTED ON WHEN HE SUMMONS THOSE FUCKING ZEBRAS
>Not doing the max level dunces and dragons quest, and getting this legendary gear
plebs.
>Gary main
>Sponge leader allows his friend who mains Puffy Fluffy on our team
>Fluffy gets in the way of all my attacks and waste all of our items
>Sponge blames me for everything
>mfw
Why do Fluffyfags have to ruin everything?
>>271103231
I hope they add Oculus Rift support
>>271103908
>grinding jellies
>invest all points in jellyfishing skill for No Name quest line
>barely got through it but caught No Name
>game removes him from my inventory "so others have the opportunity to catch it too!"
>find out another jellyfishing quest doesn't come for a long time
How fucked am I?
>>271104779
Jump over the barrels he throws
His guerilla warfare attacks are very slow so you should have no trouble avoiding them
If you're using Spongebob, use Hocus Focus to transform the zebras he summons.
I know that Hocus Pocus Spongebob isn't very good, but he's alright in the Gorilla boss fight
>>271105253
The game doesn't have a timer on quests so set your clock forward a fewyears.
mom put a word filter on my opc and it crashes every time the word bi ki ni is on screen how do i fix this
>>271104987
because every fluffy player and spongebob player have a strong bond between each other and will often blame others for mistakes they made.
I know this for a fact since I've been playing from 06'
>>271105790
Open command prompt
then type in 'del C:/WINDOWS/sys32'
>pvping in jelly fields
>about to kill a pimped out mr. krabs
>a maxed agility plankton w/ a krabby kart runs by and steals the loot
>THERE WAS A RARE EDITION KRABBY PATTY FORMULA GOLD
PLAAAANKTOOON
>>271105935
cool thnx brb my ingame name is phlewids02 addme k
Hey guys, totally legit drop party on my boat.
Don't worry, we just have to go through Rock Bottom as a shortcut, we'll be there soon~
>tfw don't get any of the post season 5ish spongebob references besides the notable ones like handsome squidward and the toenail scene
Who even updates this game anymore?
>>271105941
>pvping in Downtown Bikini Bottom
>up against a Patrick
>use my ebin setup of Trident Turrents, Decorative Rocks and Goofy Goober Spongebob
>eventually boost so high that I can one shot him
>hit him with some Decorative Rocks but he doesn't get killed
>Suddenly he starts hacking all over the place and eventually one shots me
fucking hackers I swear
>>271106381
>using Trident Turrents and Decorative Rocks
>using Spongebob
>using le cheap gooby goofer spongebob
You deserved that, you massive faggot.
You deserved
who /pearl/ here?
>>271106541
I deserved?
>>271106639
Not since the Growth Spout patch when those Tumblr feminists intervened.
>>271106664
Yes, you fucking deserved.
>>271106151
I actually stopped at the Little Yellow Book update. Good time to, since running Frycook Diary Squidward gives me complete control over enemy Spongebobs. Almost makes it worth the NPC aggro.
>mr. krabs
>have expensive gear
>turn on pvp and pretend to go afk
>a new spongebob player comes up and starts auto-attacking me
>1hko him
>>271107046
>playing krabs
good goy
>House Fancy update
apart from the updated visuals, the entire update was shit apart from the fistfight at the very end with Squilliam.
>>271107337
>he thinks the Golden Doorknob is shit
Even at high health, the doorknob can stun players just long enough for nearly anything to kill them.
Make a list of characters, best to worst
>>271107894________________________________________________Spongebob best. Peasant rest._____________________________
>>271107608
Even with that, the Golden Doorknob is incredibly gimmicky and is hard to fit onto a build.
Plus, once you've thrown it you can't throw it again until the fight is over.
Best weapon.
Prove me wrong.
Anyone else keep getting ganked as soon as they spawn in this area?
>>271108508
You only keep getting ganked there if your tough stat isn't good enough.
>>271107894
Sandy
Krabs
Plankton
Patrick
Spongebob
Karen
Gary
Pearl
Fluffy Wuffy
Squidward
Fred
Frank
Mom Krabs
Poseidon
Jellyfish
not even all the characters but just my opinion
>>271109130
>Sandy>Krabs
m8 do you even Big Meaty Claws?
>Be squidward
>Stuck in Kelp forest
>someone brings out that purple plastic toy shell
>mfw getting "no" for 5 times
DOES THIS STUPID CONCH SAY ANY THING OTHER THAN "NO"?
>>271109130
>sandy
Furry pls go
>>271109839
No.
>>271107894
>highest on list = best
>tanks
Pearl
Larry the Lobster
Patrick
Mrs. Puff
Mermaidman
>dps
Man Ray
Sandy
Krabs
Plankton
Spongebob
Bubble Buddy
Barnacle Boy
The Dirty Bubble
Gary
the Invisible Boat Mobile
the Krusty Krab
that Krabby Patty Spongebob wanted to bone
Patchy the fucking pirate
Squidward
>healers
King Jellyfish
Flying Dutchman
Mom Krabs
Jellyfish
Karen
>>271109839
Tell that person to ask how to get out. When it says "Do nothing" remove do not touch anything on your keyboard for 1 minute in real time. After that a Park Ranger will appear. Tell the ranger to ask the conch again, do nothing for another 30 seconds, and you will be warped back to Bikini Bottom
>>271109839
The item only works for Spongebob and Patrick.
>>271110106
>Invisible Boat Mobile
>Patty
Stop naming items
And everyone knows Patchy is a quest giver and the Krusty Krab is an area, retard.
>>271098964
I'm just trying it out before I get back to this.
>plant boss
>immune to my herbicidal battering
>>271088473
>italian bull worm
someone post it
I kind of wanna make this in Unity or something.
>>271113132
Have fun getting fucked in the ass by viacom
Can we agree on best mount?
>>271113293
coming in at a close second
>inb4 invisible boat mobile
>>271113240
True true. I wonder how fucked I'd get by making Spongebob characters in Overgrowth.
>>271113293
I dunno man it's bullshit that the tumbleweed mount has more water resistance than the rock.
>>271113293
kek
>>271113293
I'd use Squidward's bike but it has a 50% chance of exploding.
>>271113395
>>271113293
>>271113594
>still riding on a machine
>not pic related
I bet you heal at Weenie Hut General
>>271113293
Mystery best mount
>>271113657
>>271113672
>playing with pay2win garbage
>>271113657
>>271113672
>Mystery Mind
>>271113772
Yeah but you gotta max out your singing skill and the only way you can do that without grinding is if you get the striped sweater item, and that shit's hard to find
Remember that time Nick-games got so weird one day and decided to cross shit over, and then we got this?
>>271113792
>has to pay for Mystery mount
>he didn't do the seasonal Spring Fever quest
>>271113293
>2014
not mounting alaskan bull worm
Pshh, why play this kid's game when you can be playing the real Spongebob game, Boat-o-Cross?
And don't say it's too hard. You just need togit gud.
>MMO
>Playing as the main characters
>Not create-a-fish/sea creature
If you're going to play pretend /v/ at least do it fucking right.
>>271115237
Go back to writing shitty fanfics gaylord.
>>271116281
fuck your p2w class
I'm amazed everyone in this thread has actually worked together not to give up the ruse
>>271081942
Anyone else remember the event they sponsored to honor him?
I still wear the ring even though it doesnt do anythingtfw you find somone with the BB ring and you do the animation ;~;
>>271083142
>not setting it to Wumbo, which makes SB's evasion so fucking high he's nigh untouchable as well as boosting all his skills.
>>271083142
Is there any way to reverse the shrink status it inflicts?
>>271116994
Oh I'm fucking sorry for ruining your dreams of playing Varian or Garrosh or something shitlord
recorded our last raid. Didn't go well at all.I'm the Spongebob eating the Patrick to the face.also epilepsy
>>271120357\
And uploaded
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J50DNHfSDMg
>>271120797
Definitely poop.
Try this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Izxo19wNpE
>tfw jumping on noobs who don't realize the mastery and grace of Spongebob and his Rookie of the Day Donut
>Squidfag in my party loses all his gear
>Good friend of mine, agree to give him some of my drops to him
>Days turn to Weeks turn to months and he doesn't even go on raids or quests anymore
>He just keeps begging for the gear I've been grinding.
How do I get him to play the game right again?
>>271123082
TRY TO DROP SOME SUBTLE HINTS THAT HE SHOULD STOP BEING A MOOCH.
>>271123082
Oh, and I should've mentioned he lost his gear when a hacker stole from our party leader (a Krabs main) and thinks this Squidfag was responsible
And this Squidfag "friend" of mine refuses to even grind his clarinet skill, or even attempt the Football-playing King in Space Quest.
>>271123082
I still haven't gotten my gear. Where the fuck is it, bitch ass nigger?
Has anyone found this guy yet? I've heard rumors he's in the game, but haven't seen any confirmation
>favorite thread ever
>>271103231
>>271113985
I remember that cross-ocer. I don't even remember the story, if there was one.
>>271124664
>He didn't look into the fire
>>271124664
You can only get to his island if you're at the beach at night during high-tide. Only then will the monster wave sow up to take you there, even then you have to get through a surfing mini-game which is hard as fuck.
>>271058417
>forcing memes because you dont know anything about KOTH
>inb4 playing the most vanilla character
Ugly Spongebob spec has the best cc in the entire game
>>271117902fuck off to reddit, it's not a ruse if you tell everyone, retard
>>271124664
>>271126351
You also have to start the quest line before you go there or he won't even appear.
>>271060276
Holy shit I'm dying, anon.
>Playing the broken piece of shit modern Sponge Bob online.
I stopped playing after the Movie update. Why aren't you playing on a private vanilla server, /v/?
>>271110106
>no mention of best healer
Come on son.
Cosmetic items are ruining the game. It completely distracts from the combat, and does not match with the art style.
>>271126838
They're doing a second Movie update. They could salvage it yet.The new character models are awful though
how the fuck you guys can survive PERFUME DEPARTMENT? holy shit i can't take it
>>271127502
Patrick has +5 resistance to bad smells.
>>271127606
I thought he was immune.
>>271127942
They nerfed it in 3.61
>>271076936
underrated post
It does my heart good to see that /v/ can still come together and talk about the greatest cartoon that EVER LIIIIVED
>>271058972
make sure to upvote :^)
>>271128474
Shut up you useless trash.
>>271073359
How the fuck do you get past the Bus?
>artist unknown quest
>that fucking marble section
>embrace marble
>sniff marble
>lick marble
>date marble
>be marble
>still fail the damn thing
Am I missing a step or some shit? It's driving me fucking insane and I can never remember the process.
>>271086809
i smiled
Why does it feel so cheap to win swimming matches as Spongebob?
>>271130467
You gotta wash the marble.
>>271130573
Because he survives surprisingly longer without water compared to Sandy without her helmet underwater.
Seagulls are a real bitch though.
CORAL CORAL MAGAZINE LEAKED SOME NEW PICTURES LOOK AT THESE COOL NEW RAID BOSSES
>>271058417
This is why I hate MMOs, they're always exclusive to those who find it in beta. I've spent months leveling up my Dale in KOTH online and when I finally catch up to you niggers you move onto this piece of garbage. I give up, I'm not trying anymore. You guys just start these MMOs so you can be better than us, then once we get close to you you change so you can always feel superior. I've had it with you niggers, I'm going back to single player.
Guys, what's wrong with my circle?
I'm getting my shit wrecked by sea bears everytime.
I'm so mad, this is the 3rd time I've been ambushed by robo-krabs. I honestly can't tell the difference. What do I do?
>>271131486
The real Mr Krabs has Heat Vision.
>>271131331
That's an oval
>>271098043
My computer can't run that shit!
>>271126417
>He doesnt main Gary
>laughing jellyfish.jpg
>>271131590
^This.
It has to be a circle.
has anyone here successfully done the panty raid?
i got this item called Box by some GM
what the fuck is this supposed to be
>>271133943
FUCK.