What's his name again?
so how long before they implement a cash shop and make a Kerrigan Ghost skin for Widowmaker? also other stuff like a Raynor skin for the cowboy guy, some kind of Space Marine skins for Reinhardt, a Warcraft Dwarf skin for Torbjorn, some kind of blood/night elf skin for Hanzo and so on and so forth for everyone else? you know its going to happen if it isn't already in the works.
FUCK YES BUY THIS. I AM
>only one to get her own trailer
>already has a statue on blizz store for $150
>in the middle of everything else
http://instagram.com/p/vHqWpARtiz/ statue up close
Reminder that there are still more characters to be revealed.
So Tracy is effectively the main character I gather
I woke up to unfamiliar surroundings. Looking around, I was trapped in a small enclosure. This makeshift room was no larger than 20 squared feet, with a 10 foot ceiling. The walls were heterogeneous, being made of rock, cement, broken brick, and bent metal. The room was fairly dim, with only a bright flashlight near our feet illuminating the closed space. Turning my head towards my left, I saw that a young woman had absorbed me into her sphere of influence. Her soft bosom propped my chin up, making me face her. Her face a pair relaxed eyebrows, two closed eyes with eyelashes slowly moving with my exhales, and the most feminine smile I had ever seen. Her lips showed a slight grin that expressed an innocence that only my mother had.
"Coos Coos," she whispered. Her grin grew wider. "Coos Coos," she continued, but with hesitance. Her grin quickly fell and she began squeezing me. Her breasts wrapped around the sides of my head and her neck began to grab at my hair. Amid the sudden constraint, I gave a small yelp. With that, her grasp on me began to ease up and her eyes opened. I looked into her hazel eyes, her nose making a small twitch.
"I'm sorry, Luv. Did I wake you?"
Should I continue on? This is going to go full on SS in about 1000 words.
>fapped to every piece of official art, fanart, webms/gifs, and so on of Tracer
>still not sated
>>only one to get her own trailer
In fairness the game is not even a day announced.
I imagine there will be vids for BeastGrodd and other major characters
Fuck I want satan to guide my cock straight into that spandex clad butthole.
>Why doesn't Blizzard make a feature film already?
It takes forever and is ludicrously expensive. Those one or two minute cinematics take year to two years to make and cost a buttload of money.
Also they probably don't have the talent to make a two hour animated film as opposed to one or two minute segments.
>Kitty Pride becomes permanently phased
>Beast builds a suit to fix her
So this isn't just vaguely ripped from an X-Men comic anymore. It's now actually ripped from an X-Men comic.
>shit tier gutter accent aka Cockney accent
fucking come on blizzard you had ONE JOB
he's most likely the weakest character.
Every dark edgy character usual is. Also, its seems like his ulti makes him shoot randomly in different directions. This would only be useful if everyone is already weakened, so I'm sure a lot of people will complain that he's a killstealer.
>Not doing the cleric pose in the ending move
His gun-kata is weak.
Who is best waifu and why is it Mercy?
Prove me wrong.
>Also, its seems like his ulti makes him shoot randomly in different directions
His ulti seems to be literally that one Demon Hunter (Diablo DH not Warcraft) ability that has her spin in place and shoot everywhere that no one ever used because it's pointless and silly.
So far that Portal chick seems to be OP, I can't imagine a situation where being able to summon in your teammates to your current position won't be useful.
I hate playing healers/support in anything and I instantly thought "I'm maining her" when they showed her in the trailer.
There's just something about gorgeous women with regal wings that does it for me. Oh, and she's 34 and SWISS. I think this is the first time I've seen a Swissfag in a game.
I wonder what her spandex smells like after a day of payloading, haha.
I wasn't serious before because fuck your waifuwars.
But seriously her gameplay looks great to me,
because jetpacks and rocketlauncher is the greatest shit since I got my teenage hands on Battlefront 1 back in the day.
That's a really terrible sounding cockney accent from Tracer. Sounds like when Bart Simpson used to do his chimney sweep impression.
Also why do I get the feeling she was originally going to be Japanese and at the last minute someone realised it was too cliche
It's weird but they, at least in the trailer, managed to get everyone to be fun to play. Normally I'd say he'd be the most fun to play as he can scale walls but Mercy can literally fly, the slag can teleport, Widowmaker can... do something as well etc.
She is quite literally an angel. I'm guessing she's Swiss because Red Cross was founded and is based in Switzerland (hence the flag being reversed Swiss flag).
There was a porn video on a site at some point, it was of a woman who was just done exercising and it was titled something like. blablbalbla wants you to smell her privates after a hard day of work.
I wanted to jack off to it but I felt so uncomfortable that I couldn't.
I have failed you /v/irgins, I am sorry.
I might be able to find the vid if people are interested
>Egyptian Samus will never itano circus your ass
Feels bad man
Nah, Blizzard secured themselves. There's literally a woman of color that's wearing super bulky armor that doesn't expose shit. The few characters that do have more revealing outfits (actually it's really only Widow) have it in the "I'm sexy" empowering sort of way instead as an objectification.
>There's literally a woman of color that's wearing super bulky armor that doesn't expose shit.
who is shockingly similar to a literal horse fucker
rally Need ze money goy
i will be literally prostituing my fingers making some Good quality Overwatch pron for some Bucks
Internet makes lots of Moneh, right ?
how the fuck does Blizzard sell this to feminists
how do they do it?
hopefully we get some info on not-Raiden there. he might be fun. I also am interested in Soldier McGeneric back there. I always had a soft spot for regular generic soldier characters when they are mixed in with a random assortment of cliches.
i really hope they blame gg when the sjw butthurt hits them
>Announcing a figure of a character no one cares about and just heard about today
Blizzard trying to appeal to weeaboos is so cute, it's a shame they don't get the first thing about how japan works.
>Has a character named Farah, who is Egyptian and has an eye thing and fucks horses
Dunno how accurate it is but there was an article on Cracked that claimed that ancient Egyptians loved to fuck crocodiles and did it en masse.
I'm hyped for the cowboy and the fat gas mask man.
>tfw not a drawfag to draw porn and jew money off /v/
yeah I heard those rumors but any one who asked if they did was always in deNILE
Are the feminists upset that none of them are obese man-beasts so far?
I am too but I can't shake the feel I've seen him somewhere else before.
Just look at it. Literally everything just screams "we're trying to reach a new target audience here guys". The fucking haircuts, an gorilla in an astronaut suit, it's literally a mixture of animuh and pixar.
She's an alien. Perhaps she has longer feet than humans so she can wear 6+ inch heels with no problems.
There was a male feminist that was upset over "lack of diversity in body types" but otherwise reaction seems positive from every group, including SJWs and feminists.
Tracer thanking Winston for building her the science thingie that lets her live
>There was a male feminist that was upset over "lack of diversity in body types" but otherwise reaction seems positive from every group, including SJWs and feminists.
I wonder if he's cashed in those Nice Guy and offended-by-proxy points for a fuck yet.
>no one gives a shit about japan retard
What's the point on this post?
I don't understand the message you're trying to get across. Are you trying to pass a false statement as true? For what reason? Just defend your shitty game?
>Giving a fuck about a pandering character in a f2p FPS
>Defending a 100$+ figurine of a literally who character
Blizzdrones reach a new low
I'm not defending anything, calm down baby.
I'm just saying, there have already been entire threads almost devoted to Tracer. There's a market for it and Blizzard know.
Like it or not, they're going to sell.
to be fair it's blizzard's first new IP since 1998 and awkwardly ripped apart from the corpse of Titan. it's natural for it to be so jarring, they had goofy as fuck games back before warcraft but they're over 20 years old now
>mfw Not Important has an actual *teleports behind you* skill
>Has thermal goggles
>takes them off in surprise
She's not an alien, the bio says she was a woman who had "super sekret experiments" or whatever done on her and apparently a slower heart rate makes her twice as edgy, and blue
Widowmaker is the perfect assassin: a patient, ruthlessly efficient killer who shows neither emotion nor remorse.
It is believed that in her former life, Widowmaker was married to Gérard Lacroix, an Overwatch agent spearheading operations against the Talon terrorist organization. After several unsuccessful attempts to eliminate Gérard, Talon decided to change its focus to his wife, Amélie. Talon operatives kidnapped her and subjected her to an intense program of neural reconditioning. They broke her will, suppressed her personality, and reprogrammed her as a sleeper agent. She was eventually found by Overwatch agents, apparently none the worse for wear, and returned to her normal life.
Two weeks later she killed Gérard in his sleep.
Her mission complete, Amélie returned to Talon, and they completed the process of turning her into a living weapon. She was given extensive training in the covert arts, and then her physiology was altered, drastically slowing her heart, which turned her skin cold and blue and numbed her ability to experience human emotion. Amélie was gone.
Now, Widowmaker is Talon's most effective assassin, feeling little save the satisfaction of a job well done.
tl;dr mind break body modification doujin
No, but to me a mixture of animuh and pixar equals awful art design. I honestly see this as the CoD-killer. Or atleast intended. It can't be aimed at people who play WoW/Starcraft/Diablo. It's too fucking happy and shiny for that. It just seems too childish to me man. Also in the end it's just Watchmen in the future, looking at the trailer. Literally "we could always use more heroes". Shits weird man.
That blizzard is desperately trying to cash in on the weeaboo market by selling figurines, ignoring the reason people buy figurines of characters they're attached to
It's hard to be attached to a literally who in a f2p fps we just saw for a few minutes in a cgi trailer
The tharja statue for example didn't appear until months later after the game came out and people became obsessed with tharja, supply and demand
This is just cringy forced
>always based on the man with no name
that's definitely the case, it matches up with what the leaked details of Titan were: future Earth, takes place across various continents with players leading dual lives as civilians and as over-the-top action characters. that "the world could use more heroes" tagline was clearly more fitting for making your own character in Titan
"No you didn't." My heart started being a bit more rapidly, by breaths became harder.
"You're a bit wonky. I hope I didn't hug you too hard," she said with a wide grin.
"That isn't it. I'm just scared," I said with grit.
"You remember what happened then. I'm sorry you got dragged into this."
"But you were the one that saved me."
"But that's what I do, Luv. I'm the heroine of good."
"But Ms. Tracer, what I did was stupid."
"You were brave, not dim. What happened was just hard lines." The room became oddly quiet for a moment. "I know I told you that the world could use more heroes, but you didn't need to chivvy along with that request. It's only been a week!"
"I didn't want Winston hurt though."
"Winston is fine, he's a big bloke. He can take a good flogging."
"Yeah, for you." I laughed. Tracer released her hold on me completely and stood up, towering above me as I laid on the scrap of blanket.
"You're one to talk. You're not exactly a biggie now, are you?" She said with a joking smirk.
"Just wait a few years, and you'll see," I said as I stood up. I must have been less than three fifths her size.
"That's what I was hoping for, but you just had to give it a welly so soon." She began circling around me, giving me a judging glare. "Though you look good for a proper bonk right now," she said with a soft purr.
"A proper what?"
"Never mind, we should look for a way out of here." And that's what we did. An entire passed by and I found no hole, felt no breeze, and saw no light. We were trapped.
"I can't find a thing," I said with a defeated sign.
"Me as well, Luv." A few footsteps and the sound of shuffling cloth came immediately after.
"You're just going to sleep?"
"Not much else to do. We're not wrangling our ways out of this one." I could only look at her with a face of utter indifference. "How about you take a kip with me?"
"I know you think I'm just a kid."
"Nonsense, you're a regular John Thomas."
Considering how long it takes to make a cinematic and how ridiculously expensive it is, I would guess ~95% to 100% of that cinematic is unchanged from when it was Titan cinematic.
Only other explanation is that it used to be dedicated Titan PvP cinematic that just got converted to Overwatch cinematic with no changes.
just because she can unzip her jacket doesn't mean that big ass arc reactor looking thing isn't going to be in the way. personally I don't like rubbing my dick against glowing machinary
So she's hot, she's tragic character, she's hot, she's blue, she's French (dat accent...), she's hot and has amazing butt?
Fucking hell, Blizzard really didn't want to make picking a waifu out of this game easy, did they?
Text me Bb
We can make some good stuff togheter ;^xxo
>Britbongs and indians
So confirmed setting in Future england?
>In a time of global crisis, an international task force of heroes banded together to restore peace to a war-torn world:
>It ended the crisis and helped to maintain peace in the decades that followed, inspiring an era of exploration, innovation, and discovery. But after many years, Overwatch's influence waned, and it was eventually disbanded.
>Overwatch is gone… but the world still needs heroes.
It's literally the story of Titan.
Because there was more to the game than just this. Don't get me wrong, I'm ludicrously hyped and this might be first FPS I play in years but it still would have been nice to play with all the other features as well as this is only one feature of Titan.
>WINSTON WORKED DAY AND NIGHT TO SAVE TRACER
FOR WHAT REASON? WHY WOULD HE CARE?
>blizzard reduced to a bad tf2 clone in 2015
I don't know whether this is incredibly sad or incredibly funny.
The only power they have is the power you give them by giving them attention. This guy is right, you just ignore the people you don't like and don't prop them up on a pile of your hate.
It doesn't seem like it will be all that assfaggot-like. Meaning, you won't depend quite as much on your teammates and a single good player should be able to carry the match to victory. So individual skill will come out a lot lot more than in any dota clone or heroes.
At least that's my impression, I could be completely wrong.
I think they outright said no customization stuff. If this is just a $20-30 game with some usual post launch support and 0 microtransactions I'm all for it.
It'll never happen
So this is F2P right? It just reeks of it.
How long before they release the "cosmetics update".
MMO-Champion says zero customization and that initially it had very robust customization, which makes it even more blatant this is just the PvP part of Titan retooled into its own game.
if I cum on her face but she recalls, did I ever really ejaculate?
>MMO-Champion says zero customization
For now. Wait until the game launches and the hype for it fizzles out. Then the cosmetics patch will come and it will go F2P if it isn't from the start.
If there's no actual gorilla cock then it's not for me
CAPTCHA: our dongwhor
Are those orange parts hinting at a full spandex bodysuit under that pilot jacket?
they are, that's kinda the point
you use them to get in position to flank people, not as an escape tool
I'm guessing he's the high risk/reward dude, which makes sense because he's using double shotguns
>still plays hearthstone
I'd rather watch paint dry.
It doesn't matter if I play it, millions still play it and it is an immensely popular game. It's consistently second or third most popular game on twitch (depending is there Dota 2 tournament or HS tournament) and almost never goes below 3rd place.
Americans have two accents: Southern and Non-Southern. There just aren't any noticable differences between any Non-Southern accent to actually call it an accent. Compare that to UK where people talk noticably differently in every other village let alone region.
Because no one gives a shit about western characters
Also because of how hard blizzard is forcing this girl on us
Remember splatoon and all the porn minutes after the trailer? Because nintendo didn't force it on us, it came naturally
Blizzard just has no idea how to appeal to weeaboos
Mate I'm not even a burger and I know that's not true.
There's that annoying kind of accent I think it's a northern accent but the school principal from South Park has it.
And there's the NYC and Boston type accents.
>literally a RAcast combined with the Gunner from Monday Night Combat
yeah, I found my class
Some speak of a black-robed terrorist known only as the Reaper. His identity and motives are a mystery. What is known is that where he appears, death follows.
The Reaper is an extremely volatile mercenary, a ruthless and remorseless killer responsible for terrorist attacks across the world. He has fought in many armed conflicts in the last decades, showing no loyalty to any cause or organization.
Survivors have described a black shadow ghosting unscathed through the most hellish battlefields. The few bodies recovered of those he kills are pale, empty husks drained of life, their cells showing signs of intense degradation. It is possible that he is a byproduct of failed genetic alteration which forces his cells to simultaneously decay and regenerate at a hyper-accelerated rate.
Those attempting to track his movements have begun to see a pattern in his appearances. They believe that Reaper is hunting former Overwatch agents and systematically eliminating them.
>The few bodies recovered of those he kills are pale, empty husks drained of life, their cells showing signs of intense degradation
so Malthael got transported to another world?
>Americans have two accents: Southern and Non-Southern
factually wrong. people from Wisconsin and Minnesota have distinct accents, as do people from Boston. I'm from California and I've heard we have a distinct accent but I can't hear it.
also southern accents tend to vary from area to area. Mississippi and Louisiana accent differ from the North and South Carolina ones, which are different from a traditional Texas Drawl which is what most people think of when they think "Southern Accent".
>Lead writer on SC2, HotS, D3, and RoS is not returning for LotV
>Playtesters say the LotV campaign missions shown have notably less stupid and cheesy dialogue
How did Brian Kindregan get hired to write four different games/expansions? Did he pay off Metzen?
>Overwatch will be on PC, consoles are something they can look at in the future.
Meaning they will beta test it on PC, and then release it on consoles if it gets popular enough
mate, you can barely play regular FPSs on consoles (you always need auto-aim or aiming help), how in the world do you propose they port Overwatch with all the action borderline RPG elements?
"A regular what?" I shifted uneasily.
"You shouldn't call yourself a boy with that knob." My face started to heat up.
"A what? There are no doors here."
"Don't be daft. You're talent. I know quite a few girls that would go barmy over you."
"Speak English," I said with a frustration matching my color.
"This is English. Now are you going to lay down or are you going to make this fit lass whinge?"
"Fine!" I quickly sat back down on the wool and laid down. Tracer began to hug me, twirling her fingers in my hair.
"I've always liked blonde hair. It's so bright, so energetic. Whenever the sun was out, I'd run outside just to soak up the morning rays. All the other boys were too fagged to do anything but play video games."
"And the girls?" She huffed.
"What will girls do but play with dolls or make themselves dolls? Girls are peanuts for playmates."
"So who did you play with?" She nuzzled her neck onto my skull, giving a moment of silence. She positioned herself, wrapping the thighs of her legs into the calves of mine, her knees resting into my stomach. After a long moment, she began speaking again.
"There was this Dutch boy. He didn't speak English all that well, but he played. Not like the other boys, he was a well mate. He'd go with me anywhere, following me down rivers, going into abandoned mines, going along with whatever potty idea I had."
"And what happened to him?" I asked quietly, staring softly at her chest. Before Tracer could answer, I heard muffled explosions from above. Tracer held onto me tighter, pressing my body into hers. She swung her arms securely around my back, pressing my chest against hers. She curled her legs into a fetal position, cradling me in her mass.
"It's going to be okay," she said with a choke. My air became wet as her speech became inconsistent.
"I'm not letting you go, Coos Coos." The muffled explosions continued, multiplying. I could do nothing but hug her back, I gave Tracer my entire strength. Continued.
that sounds so ridiculous that I need to know what its from.
I don't know about you but I will be doing both.
>tfw having a nice, long, passionate fap session to Mercy (that sounds wrong)
>tfw playing her immediately afterwards with my head still full of dirty thoughts about her
they did also make an assfaggots but it uses all existing IPs, apparently even this one
>uses the EXACT SAME skeleton and animations from Diablo 3's demon hunter
So first they reuse their assets from WoW in Diablo 3.Now they are reusing Diablo 3 assets in Overwatch.
Jesus fucking christ.
>Not making this game have custom characters fight instead of a bunch of set characters that you can't customize.
Fucking ripped my heart out. I wanted a good superhero game where I could make superhero and fight other dudes.
Do you know how fucking hyped I was during the cinematic trailer of this game?
I thought blizzard was going to do a superhero mmo I thought I was going to get a game just as good as city of heroes again.
Now all I get is this. The world is dead to me.
thats your fault for having such shit taste and wanting city of heroes back
>>Not making this game have custom characters fight instead of a bunch of set characters that you can't customize.
They did make that game. It was called Titan and this was it's PvP portion. And then they cancelled Titan and salvaged this.
So Project Titan was likely what >>270955929 wanted, but it got scraped because they saw the failure of city of heroes over the ten years, and they salvaged the assets into a freemium shooter/direct fuck you to Valve
> just as good as city of heroes
are you saying that was a good game?
From the leaked details it honestly just sounded overly ambitious at first, and probably by 2010 or so they recognized the gradual shift of the MMO landscape, spent more years trying to adjust to that, and finally it just wasn't going anywhere and they salvaged the PvP while all the story and stuff is still clinging on by a thread
If ~95% of the population has penis within the normal range of the bell curve, the independent factor in the appearance of a penis is the man's size. So, assuming most big guys have average sized penis their penis actually appears significantly smaller than smaller guy's because of their increased bulk.
QET Big guys have small penis.