How fucked are you?

This is stupid, OP, there's no answer that doesn't result in immediate death. You silly goose.

I get the Monado cause I've been playing the Feeling Man in Smash.

This Monado can cut people, but I don't think I would know how to use the arts and shit.

I'm fucked, but maybe I can try counter or some shit.

>>270553880
That's the point. You don't win, you just fight.

>>270553880
agreed. op's a dumbass.

>Last played Asura's Wrath
>Asura vs. Asura

>>270554115
but, to remain topical, I get the high frequency blade from MGR Revengeance. Not lookin too good.

I played a hentai game
So it's my dick
I'm boned
HAH

>DanganRonpa 2
>Truth Bullets, Truth Blade
Unless Asura wants to argue, I'm fucked.

>>270554294
Sounds like a pretty good situation to me. That thing cuts through anything like a lightsaber cutting butter.

>Sword from Shadow of Mordor
>Press [F]

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Name one weapon that could kill Asura

You cant

I played as Madara Uchiha in UNS3

Is Asura stronger than Madara?

And I’m not talking about Edo Tensei Madara.

I’m talking about Rinne Tensei Madara Uchiha with the Eternal Mangekyou Sharingan and Rinnegan and with rikidou techniques, his Gunbai, a Perfect Susano’o and control of the juubi and Gedou Mazou, with Hashirama Senju’s DNA implanted in him so he also has mokuton kekkei genkai and yin-yang release ninjutsu.

I didn't play a game with a weapon.

Whatever I'm dead

Maxwell's notebook.

>Happy, contented, forgiving, friendly, tiny, miniature, minuscule, weak Asura

I put him in my pocket and we go on adventures.

>>270553706
>Trauma center

soooo a medical laser and a scalpel... do I get healing touch? at least using that I might be fast enough to run away for an extra 2 seconds

>>270554757
>Asura
>Happy, contented, forgiving, friendly

H-How?

>>270554054
You can't even fight Asura.

>>270553706
>Kicking Simulator
>with freeze
I'm fine. I am absolutely fine.

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GUYS HOLY FUCK

>kill card in BGO

I

FUCKING

WON

Last game i played was Asura's Wrath so i guess it's Asura vs Asura? Everyone's fucked forever.

>>270554993
>>270554757
Truly these anons are Gods amongst us.

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>>270553706
I bow my head and apologize. I don't like upsetting people unless it's necessary. Especially not good people.

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>last played DAMM
Godzilla Vs. Asura.

FUND
THIS
SHIT

TOHO PLS.

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He's fucked.

>my custom mech from ac:fa

I'll be fine.

>>270555358
Are those +1?

He'd probably just yell really loudly for me to shut up and done make me cry.

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>tfw last weapon used was a purple dragon dildo

Fuck.

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>>270555528
>thinking a big robot will save you from a guy who regularly punches planets apart

u ded son

>>270555889
Of course, anon.

>>270553706
Disintegration Ray, Saint's Row 4, fully upgraded

I like my odds

>>270553706
>prototype
maybe if i can absorbing him..

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He's fucked. Maybe.

Literally who?

>>270553706

I just played a game of Dota 2 as Omniknight, so I guess the Omniscience can make me immune to all magic and physical damage.
For 10 seconds.
I'm pretty fucked.

>>270553706
Just to be clear, I'm talking regular Asura here.
No mantra form, no six arm form, no destructor.
Regular Asura. Everything else is overkill.

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>>270556340
FUCK wrong picture.

>>270556410

Didn't regular asura end up being the one who killed Chakravartin?

>>270553706
My moist nugget, that fucker is dead

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>tfw last weapon was captain America's shield in mvc2

I can only delay the inevitable.

Evil within pistol.

Oh boy asura better watch his back.

>>270556535
Not sure, that might have been mantra. It was definitely post-destructor form though.

>>270553706

SPOILERS

Asura is at peace.

We would sit down like civilized creatures and come to an agreement.

>>270554592
Yes, Asura is stronger.

>>270556381
Strongest of all videogame characters

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So basically me as Thor Vs. Asura?

Shit... That actually sounds really fucking badass.

Entire chicago city infanstructure

>>270556535
Yeah, it was plain old, two armed Asura. Would've been great if it was armless Asura that killed him, but fuck, that Augus battle was satisfying enough.

>maxwells notebook
I have a chance. Both maxwell and asura are probably equal power level. If anything it would be a stalemate.

>a shamisen

Does Asura like Japanese music?

>>270556748
The banter alone would make the fight epic.

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Asura is what happens when you take the Hulk and turn him into a super saiyan and then make him immortal and a cyborg

>>270556881
>scribble the fuck down 'adamantium armor' as fast as humanly possible
>now he can't do shit to you

>>270553706
Um, the magic scepter from Kirby Super Star when you become Mirror Kirby.

I'll just use Reflect Guard indefinitely and bide my time until I die from lack of water or something.

>>270554383
LOL

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could be worse.

>>270554934
his daughter is happy
his wife was never killed
all of the enemys from the previous game are no longer his enemys.

>>270553880
I don't know, someone could have played scribblenauts.

>>270557007
>implying Asura wouldn't punch the armor so hard that it began crushing you within it

>>270557007
>implogne
Asura doesn't give a fuck.
But anyways, that isn't the most efficient way of fighting with the notebook.
Maxwell can kill anything instantly by writing "nonexistent" as an adjective, or making himself invincible. Truly adjectives are the greatest weapon among gods and men.

>>270554993
Asura dies multiple times in the game. He gets better.

>>270557202
That scene was both the saddest and the most hype scene of the game.

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Risk of Rain. 2 rows of items. I'll be alright.

Asura is so stronk he causes God to fail QTEs

There is no winning against him

>>270553706
>NBA 2k15
A fucking basketball

>>270557313
I'm sorry, do you not remember that time Asura killed the fucking guy that "wrote" him out of existence
because it happened
and it was great.

I played USF4 as Chun-Li, so i guess that means I have her legs?

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Bayonetta

>She can punch gods into the sun
>Asura would probably still not give a fuck
>Either a fight that never ends or the best hate sex ever

>>270556830
>Watch Dags?

Gather the mass of the chicago gangs to fire bullets and be mauled lol.

>>270558019
For how to win, see >>270554757

>>270558158
No, Asura has them. After he rips them off of her body and beats her with them.

You lose.

>>270558238
>She can punch gods into the sun

You mean with the help of Jeanne she can summon a demon to punch an incomplete god into the sun.

>>270558238
Asura would probably get flung into the sun, then absorb its power to fight back.

Thennnn it ends in hate sex.

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>>270556340
>>270556441
nice

>>270553706
got ebola fuck you Asura

>>270558019
He punched god so hard that he himself out of existence

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I'm fine.

>>270558478
>implying a human disease would kill a god, let alone be a minor inconvenience to him

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>played as the Flash in Injustice

So I get the Speedforce then?

Shit niggers, I think I actually got this one.

is asura's wrath worth buying? it really pisses me off you have to buy the true ending separately, is it worth it?

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Lemuria Impact ;)

>>270557446
After thousands of years.

>>270558791

just watch it on youtube

>>270558634
>implying I don't got ebola god

>>270558478
You, sir, win the internet.
All of it.

>>270553706
>Giorno Giovanna with GER
I think I win? I just set his anger to zero, and we go fuck bitches and find mithra

>>270553706
Shitty laser sword from Risk of Rain.
I'm fucked

>>270558815
shit that looks cool, what game?

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STAND THE FUCK BACK ASURA

I'M ABOUT TO CLEAN UP YOUR ACT

doom guy.. gonna be fine