I used to love James but if I saw him today I'd honestly try to kill him just to put him out of his misery. He's like an old sick dog that you can't stand to see hurt any longer. He hates being the nerd but that's all he's got and he has to keep playing the character to maintain a living. His movie, the one chance of him following his dream of being a real film maker, was a completely embarrassing disaster. He has a broken baby, his bitch wife walks all over him and the fact she's cuckolding him is all but confirmed. He's balding. I think he'd kill himself if not for the baby, but with his wife's reputation I doubt it's even his in the first place. I'd just tell him I'm sorry and put a bullet in the back of his head.
>james rolfe >finally realised his life's goal of making a feature length film >it's a total piece of shit >dead look in eyes >balding >cuckhold to BBC loving SJW wife >retarded baby >video game collection destroyed >forced to get a tattoo by a black man that was fucking his wife >hemorrhaging money >forced to play a character he hates to pay the medical bills for his spaz kid >sideburns inverselty proportional to the hair on his head >getting fatter by the day >still wearing t-shirts (even metal t-shirts) like a teenager >fallen so far but still hasn't hit the absolute bottom >also has no way to get back to the top
>mike matei >aging like a fine wine >getting more handsome every day >thick full head of beautifully groomed hair >hot girlfriend >solely responsible for AVGN and James' paychecks for the last 10 years >funnier than james >better at making films than james >dresses nicely >more interesting opinions than james >better at video games >lets james come over to his awesome apartment because he's such a killer nice guy he won't leave this shell of a man in the dust >nothing but good things ahead >confident enough in himself to release embarrassing videos of himself and laugh it off because he's that alpha >actually has talent in multiple areas (drawing, video editing, wed administration, etc.)
So jarring to see them sitting on a couch together, complete opposite ends of the holding-it-together spectrum.
>bald >cuck >alcoholic >parents disowned him >baby was born retarded >baby probably isn't even his >life dream was to make a movie >he tried to rape Mike when he was drunk >got a tattoo of his dragon "fursona" on his arm >roof leaked and ruined his videogame collection >typecast to playing a shallow character he hates to pay the bills >keeps hallucinating a talking dragon who talks to him since he was a little kid >best friend is "mineycrafta" mike who literally only hangs out with him to make money off of AVGN >movie was shit, SJW wife ruined it, he stole all the kickstarter money to pay off his credit card debt
>>270420382 >parents disowned him >he tried to rape Mike when he was drunk >got a tattoo of his dragon "fursona" on his arm >keeps hallucinating a talking dragon who talks to him since he was a little kid
>Gets more handsome year after year while James continues to get more bald and fat >Is a loyal friend to James and constantly takes all of his shit because he believes in a strong ethic code of chivalry >Does everything he can to support James even keeping him company while his wife gets fucked by BBC's even going as far as being a shoulder to cry on for him >Is the number one reason why James is as successful as he is and would probably be homeless if not for him >Does everything in his power to make James dream of being a filmmaker come true despite being constantly held back by his cuckholding BBC loving SJW wife >Is better at video games than James, is an artist, good at editing, and is super handsome
>tasteful clothes that one might find worn by a middle aged man going to church in Maryland >makes original and funny reviews >doesn't have a two bit sidekick to leech off him; plays all the roles in the show >has the love and support of his mom through and through
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