HE WIFE YOU ASS TAKE BACK THE PAST

TO FUCK A BUFFALO IN THE ASS

A PIECE OF DOGSHIT IN A BUFFALO'S SHIT INFESTED ASSHOLE

HE'D RATHER HAVE

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>got a good view down here...

HE'S ABOVE THE LAW

What makes you guys think his wife cucked him?

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>>270418217
Oh man, this shit just gets better and better.

>>270418217

>That image name

I see you are also a proprietor of memes such as myself. I think matching 7s would officially make us meme buddies eh ol' chap?

Brown bricks

>>270418368
they're just being internet bully because they're bad people

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>>270416741
Fuck off you assholes, you are just mad that he has a career and a lovely wife

>>270418368

She said they have an open relationship on twitter, but said he had to stop since he only dated white women, so she just gets plowed by black dudes 24/7 while james gets nothing

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I don't know what the cuck does, do you?

Is there one autist obsessed with making these threads or something?

>>270418543
>now i can get fat

>>270418543
Holy shit, no wonder he doesn't have the balls to get mad about having a retarded baby, his wife would just knock his fucking head off with those arms.

these threads are getting deleted for a reason Jontron

>>270418667
Post one citation that she is sexually attracted to blacks.
Your americuck fantasies do not fucking count btw.

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HE'S GONNA TAKE YOU BACK TO THE PAST
TO WATCH HIS WIFE GET FUCKED IN THE ASS

HE'D RATHER HAVE, A BIG BLACK GUY
PUMP A DIRTY OL' LOAD IN HIS WIFE

HE'S THE CUCKIEST NERD YOU'VE EVER HEARD
HE'S THE CUCKOLD VIDEO GAME NERD

>>270418667
i thought that was anthony burch

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Make this face a meme, bro-cucks.

So why do people say he got cucked?

>>270418881
It'll be a slobber knocker

>>270419192
it's their fetish

Whats with the whole James hate lately? I thought you guys hated Mike for being a retard and ruining the show

>>270419192
Because they're cuckolds themselves and want to live their fantasy vicariously through him.
>>270419308
It's a group of nerds who are being trolls, ignore those pieces of shits

>>270418543
>anchor arms

>>270419308
I THINK JAMES TOOK THEM BACK TO THE PAST

>>270419015

Their open relationship was Burch's idea to get SJW street cred. She left him and took his WiiU.

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>His wife got TOP BILLING in HIS OWN MOVIE
>Her name above his
>in his own movie

>His own character gets cukolded in the film
>by a nigger

Gee i wonder who could have been behind that decision.

I used to love James but if I saw him today I'd honestly try to kill him just to put him out of his misery. He's like an old sick dog that you can't stand to see hurt any longer.
He hates being the nerd but that's all he's got and he has to keep playing the character to maintain a living. His movie, the one chance of him following his dream of being a real film maker, was a completely embarrassing disaster. He has a broken baby, his bitch wife walks all over him and the fact she's cuckolding him is all but confirmed. He's balding.
I think he'd kill himself if not for the baby, but with his wife's reputation I doubt it's even his in the first place. I'd just tell him I'm sorry and put a bullet in the back of his head.

>>270419718
jesus christ I love this copypasta

Where's the I saw James at the local grocery store pasta? Someone please post.

>>270419696
http://www.imdb.com/name/nm3062471/?ref_=nmbio_mbio

Where?

>>270419696
jesus look at her dead eyes.

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>james rolfe
>finally realised his life's goal of making a feature length film
>it's a total piece of shit
>dead look in eyes
>balding
>cuckhold to BBC loving SJW wife
>retarded baby
>video game collection destroyed
>forced to get a tattoo by a black man that was fucking his wife
>hemorrhaging money
>forced to play a character he hates to pay the medical bills for his spaz kid
>sideburns inverselty proportional to the hair on his head
>getting fatter by the day
>still wearing t-shirts (even metal t-shirts) like a teenager
>fallen so far but still hasn't hit the absolute bottom
>also has no way to get back to the top

>mike matei
>aging like a fine wine
>getting more handsome every day
>thick full head of beautifully groomed hair
>hot girlfriend
>solely responsible for AVGN and James' paychecks for the last 10 years
>funnier than james
>better at making films than james
>dresses nicely
>more interesting opinions than james
>better at video games
>lets james come over to his awesome apartment because he's such a killer nice guy he won't leave this shell of a man in the dust
>nothing but good things ahead
>confident enough in himself to release embarrassing videos of himself and laugh it off because he's that alpha
>actually has talent in multiple areas (drawing, video editing, wed administration, etc.)

So jarring to see them sitting on a couch together, complete opposite ends of the holding-it-together spectrum.

>>270419925
in the actual movie. I know someone has a screencap.

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>>270419718
fuckin epin dude keep it up /b/rother

>>270419983
>>video game collection destroyed
what?

>>270420039
>not having the screencap on had

these f*ing troll -_-;

TAKE BACK THE PAST sounds like the tagline of a time travelling video game

>>270419924
also this, that must be the best pasta around

>>270420146
Im not gonna get the movie just to screencap it. Stop using emotes you fucking fag.

>>270418543
Damn, they both got a lot uglier. Well, James lost hair, but she got fat and ugly.

>bald
>cuck
>alcoholic
>parents disowned him
>baby was born retarded
>baby probably isn't even his
>life dream was to make a movie
>he tried to rape Mike when he was drunk
>got a tattoo of his dragon "fursona" on his arm
>roof leaked and ruined his videogame collection
>typecast to playing a shallow character he hates to pay the bills
>keeps hallucinating a talking dragon who talks to him since he was a little kid
>best friend is "mineycrafta" mike who literally only hangs out with him to make money off of AVGN
>movie was shit, SJW wife ruined it, he stole all the kickstarter money to pay off his credit card debt

>>270419015
Will Burch ever become one of us from this experience

>>270420295
>im not gonna work 2 troll u

t'was truly entertaining to see you faulter.

>>270418543
Damn nigga, some of the black guys she's been fucking seem to have got her into lifting

I wish I could let him sleep on my couch for a few nights. Just to help him get back on his feet.

>>270420382
>got a tattoo of his dragon "fursona" on his arm
I lost it

>>270418543
Damn, what's her routine?

>>270420487
its true dude, you wouldnt even need a screencap from me if you had watched the damn movie.

Go watch it.

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>>270420382
>parents disowned him
>he tried to rape Mike when he was drunk
>got a tattoo of his dragon "fursona" on his arm
>keeps hallucinating a talking dragon who talks to him since he was a little kid

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>tfw James never got to fuck her
>tfw Jame's wife got to fuck all the staff

>>270418543
>balding
>that nose
I don't wanna sound too /pol/ but...

>>270420721
>go watch it

Fuck off marketer

>>270416741
I've heard that he's a cuck but I haven't seen any proof

>>270420836
Actually James slipped that he banged her during casting. I think it was during the JnM Contra

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Reminder.

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>James is possibly the most likable, nicest guy in the world
>There's still crazy fucks out there who hate him for whatever reason

Shame on whoever keeps making these threads.

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>Gets more handsome year after year while James continues to get more bald and fat
>Is a loyal friend to James and constantly takes all of his shit because he believes in a strong ethic code of chivalry
>Does everything he can to support James even keeping him company while his wife gets fucked by BBC's even going as far as being a shoulder to cry on for him
>Is the number one reason why James is as successful as he is and would probably be homeless if not for him
>Does everything in his power to make James dream of being a filmmaker come true despite being constantly held back by his cuckholding BBC loving SJW wife
>Is better at video games than James, is an artist, good at editing, and is super handsome

What's not to love?

>>270421273
>murdered his own daughter just because "i will not be the father of any filthy nigger"
>nicest guy in the world

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>tasteful clothes that one might find worn by a middle aged man going to church in Maryland
>makes original and funny reviews
>doesn't have a two bit sidekick to leech off him; plays all the roles in the show
>has the love and support of his mom through and through

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>>270420836
Damaged goods.

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>>270421273
We just know what happens to the "nicest guys in the world"

>>270421321
I would fuck Motherfucker Mike

>>270421273
It's the same people who make DSP and Piss off Juan threads. Soon we'll get threads about Projared being a cuck.