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Is sex better than video games?
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>>270406179
What is sex like OP?
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Sometimes.
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>>270406179
No. I finally lost my virginity halloween night and it is literally worse than masturbation
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Doubt it
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depends with who and how you do it.
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Depends on your partner. So far all of mine haven't been patient enough and end up making me do all the work.
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>>270406179
HELL no
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I want to touch her pigs
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>>270406179
I enjoy the manga, is the anime any good?
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>>270406496
depends on the girl
my first time was amazing and instant boner just thinking about it anytime i want

but literally not worth the effort and drama associated with it

like if it was just sex then sex would win but its never just sex. its always a whole fucking lifestyle attached to getting sex.

video games are always just video games, no drama, no bullshit. complete absolute escapism.
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>>270406179
Depends on the girl and the videogame you compare it to.
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>>270406179
sex is like the best part of your favorite video game expect when its over you don't have much to show for it.
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>>270406179

no

its like getting hyped up for a game, then it releases and its shit and you feel bad that its not as good as you expected
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>>270406179
Yes, but it's not anywhere near as good as shitposting about games on /v/.
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I dunno. Let's find out.
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>>270406179
How about sex with video games?
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Depends on the partner.
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>>270406179
Sometimes.
I'll always stop playing vidya if my gf asks me for sex.
My gf is Japanese so sometimes they ask unlike western women.
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>>270406496
did you go in dry?
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>>270407032
>video games are always just video games, no drama, no bullshit. complete absolute escapism.

Have you been living unter a rock for the past 3 years? we have drama and bullshit everyday.
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No, cuddling/hugging and holding hands is, though.

Both these anon are right at the same time.
>>270406496
>>270407032
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>>270406179
Depends. What game?
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guys a woman I know ants me to buy a buttplug and use it on her what do I do I've never had any sexual experiences in my entire life
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maybe, but cuddling is most definitely
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>>270406179

Once when I was 10 I was so horny and desperate I actually tried to fuck my final fantasy X-2 disc because it had Yuna on it and I wanted to feel like I was fucking the object that contained a lot of Yuna in it. even my 10 year old penis didn't fit in the ps2 disc so I think I just masturbated furiously on a life sized barbie doll instead.
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>>270407438
Bad Rats

>>270407439
*wants
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>>270407439
Tell her you'll berry your dick inside her ass instead.
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>>270406179
Only with black guys. This is what you wanted to hear ruggies.
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>>270407369
Not if you look the other direction.
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If you fuck my boipussy i'll tell you.
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I don't know I've never had sex but video games are pretty fun
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>>270407439
Just do it. Variety is the spice of life. Worse thing that can happen is that you get a story out of it. Well, the actual worst thing that can happen is having your life energy drained through her demon anus, but it's unlikely that'll happen; demons have been hunted to near extinction these days and a lot of modern demons just exist here as a way to escape their hell dimension and they'll do whatever they can to blend in and not attract the attention of hunters.
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Does your virginity grow back if you haven't had sex for 5 years?
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Yeah
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>>270406179

Aren't black people supposed to lose their virginity rather early, Ruggarell?

Doesn't that mean you're a Wizard by black standards?
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>>270406179
Depends on my mood. I'm usually pretty horny, so it's usually "yes."
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>>270407369
No "we" don't. Its people that put themselves into the deep end of the videogame world. Remember when you were a kid and you bought games cuz they looked fun and you enjoyed them because you didn't have a bunch of turbo-nerds telling you it was shit?

/v/ fucked you bro, I try and avoid this place like the plague most the time and ignore the hype or shit posting that comes associated with some games but it doesn't matter. We're stuck here. forever.

You fucking care to much about jewkesian and kotaku and all that shit.
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>>270407807
This guy speaks the truth.

I also feel bad for the demons.
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>>270407816
No
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>>270407706
Are you craving a black dick my dear Asian stalker(You're Asian right)?

Why do you like me anyway? Nobody here likes me.
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>>270407706
Is that a bruise? What am I looking at?
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>>270406179
Sex > Video games >>> taking a walk >>> masturbation > sex with a condom
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I don't know and i'll go my entire life without knowing.
Hopefully at some point i will learn to ignore the urge.
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>>270407862
I didn't lose my virginity until I was 19.
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>>270406496
You need to get her wet first anon
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>>270406179
No, kissing is better than actual penetration though, unless its anal.
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>>270408112
I lost my virginity to my sister when I was 7. I just tell everyone I'm a virgin though because it embarrasses me.
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>>270408112

By nigga standards you just barely escaped Voodoo Priest status
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>>270408112
I still haven't lost mine I've tried looking on craigslist but all I get are bots trying to get me to sign up for sites
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>>270407862
Who is Ruggarrel ?
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No, sex isn't better than video games, it's not even close.
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>>270407189
Too bad for you, my western one will strip naked and present herself if she wants it so bad that other people would ask
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>>270406179
Overall, no. I have had more fun playing, grinding and thinking about video games than actual sex.
With sex, I've gotten to the point where I just fuck her and don't leave her satisfied because, who the fuck am I? Some sex god? She can get off herself with her hand or something afterwards. That sex was a GIFT TO ME and gifts shouldn't require effort on my part.
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>>270406179
Depends on the sex, depends on the video game.

Honestly though, I've had way crazier/more fun experiences with video games than even the best sex.
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>>270408217
Ok, how about me losing that virginity was to my 1 and only gf/sex partner and I have not had sex in about 9 years now. give me my status captain. lol
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I've only had sex once but it wasn't all that great. Mostly because I fapped the morning of and didn't get too hard like I normally would while fapping.

I've been wanting to have sex again by getting a hooker but I'm too much of a pussy to call on backpages because of all the police stings.
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>>270407051
Okay /v/, find me the girl equivalents of:
-DA:I
-ME 3
-Gone Home
that said, >>270407424
is right
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>22 years old
>never even kissed a girl
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http://youtu.be/BpU-gnRbKmI?t=2s
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>>270408001
>Stalking
If it makes you feel better.
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>>270408570
I'll be honest, guy. Kissing is the best part of chicks. Guys can fantasize about touching tits fingering a vagina, but kissing is so much better. I wonder why it comes first.
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>>270408570
don't worry bro, just put yourself out there. it's not that hard to find even ugly chicks to kiss.
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>>270406179
Not really.
Too much effort to get pussy
When I get it it's oft like trying to drive a semi through needles eye
And I have to seriously pound away for damn near a half hour to even get close too unloading and no woman who isn't a serious masochist is able to take that
Jacking off and playing vidya is much more effiicent.
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Depends, if you're attached to the person you're having sex with, it can sure as hell beat any videogame
There's just some sense of emotional fulfillment when you feel the warmth of someone you love in your body.
doing your best to give someone dear to you pleasure while you're 100% sure they are doing the same for you makes your mind go blank during it
I do it all the time with my bfI'm a guy

Also, if the videogame is shit, sex beats the videogame
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>>270408570
You're not missing much, don't worry about it.
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>>270408667
So do you hate me or something because you can just step in the line like the rest of /v/.
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>>270408270

Black weeb who goes in and out of shitposting /v/.

He typically posts horrible subs anime images from ecchi comedies or hentai he likes; sometimes with an off topic subject, sometimes with an on topic subject.

Either way, he always posts with the goal of having /v/ discuss the anime in the OP or the off topic question.

He's also known for having an incredibly tiny penis, Like literally South Korean tier.
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>>270408570
Well go out and find a girl so you can Kiss de girl
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>>270408570
That's good, you don't wanna catch nothing, you know the mouth of an american girl is the dirtiest most diseased place in the world. Stay healthy and don't kiss a girl. Feel better?
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>>270406179
No. I improbably got a GF a few months ago, and every time we're fucking I can't stop thinking about Smash Bros.
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>>270408468

Someone who gave up their voodoo powers for nothing in return?
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>>270408840
I'm not even American though.
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>>270408814
I see, I've seen a lot of people call his name on people posting anime pictures like this.
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>>270406179
I hate her redesign so fucking much.

Fist time I read the manga I didn't even realize I'm reading the first draft.
After getting to the actual manga I was so disgusted with the redesigns I dropped it immediately after the first chapter.
What were they thinking?
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>fucking girl
>cant cum
>close eyes and think of hot trap doujin
>cum buckets

thank u based japan
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>>270406179
It's good, but not better. I would give up sex before video games.
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>>270409001
But you'll only ever get to kiss an american girl. We live in a strange world.
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Waking up to see the girl you love is the best feeling in the world. Oh god what am I saying we're all such faggots
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>People suddenly hate Ruggarell

What happened?
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>>270408706
Yeah, because kissing ugly chicks is every mans dream.

Faggot.
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>>270408776
What's it like to kiss a girl?
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>>270407816
Jesus, that's 300 days of gaming
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>>270408964
>nothing
It's worth it to be able to win any argument with a virgin.
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Depends
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>>270406179
Experts say yes, but sources disagree.
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Cuckold with black man > Video games
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>>270406179
I was once offered the chance but I told her I had just fapped 2 hours ago and needed a week to build up sensitivity down there. She looked extremely embarrassed and never contacted me again.
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>>270408468
I thought I was the only one. Seven years here, almost 8 I guess. We had lots of sex but only did anal once. Whenever I'm going to cum I think back to those moments... I've been thinking about going to a scort so I can maybe think of someone else.

Should I?
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>>270408964
So... i'm Papa Shango?
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>>270409107

His threads are not good off topic threads, so nobody likes him.
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>>270409234
Bob Sapp?
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>>270409234
What are you, The Avgn?
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>>270408776
That's not the whole point.
The point is that no girl ever liked me enough for it to happen. Like, even the worst human trash will have at least kiss one girl in their lives, i'm even worse than that.
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Not always. Also, being in a relationship while having an addiction to porn fucking sucks.
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>>270409059
This is what I'm afraid will happen on my first time
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>>270408570
your almost there anon i became what rolled so should you
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>>270409101
>during hurricane katrina shit
>live in florida
>at girlfriends house
>she claims to be scared for anybody to leave the house
>the parents let me sleep over
>have me sleep on the couch
>fuck that
>go up and sleep in girlfriends bed with her
>wake up next to her
>stay there
>there was no repercussions
:3c
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>>270406179

No

but having someone to cuddle and hold at night is.
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Depends on the girl really. If it's passionate sex with someone you love/like, then yes. It's much better.
One night stands/quickies are no better than masturbation though.
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>>270409234
I swear this had better not derail the thread into posting black NTR doujins
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>>270409337
>>270409341
We hate NTR now?
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>>270409107
I disabled tripfags and only see anonymous now.
I'm the most unbiased shitposter ITT.
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>>270407807
>>270407953
trust me anon. I'm totally not a demon
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>>270409001
OH! Well...... uh.....are you canadian? Canada girls are poisonous like snakes.
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>>270409247
>I told her I had just fapped 2 hours ago and needed a week to build up sensitivity down there

Smooth as fuck. You probably made her too wet to even properly function.
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>>270408570
Just keep improving yourself, anon. Eventually you'll build enough self confidence to find a partner.
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>>270406179

SI
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What's it like to fuck a black man /v/?
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>>270409464
>fucking a wife while you wear a wifebeater with her husband on it
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>>270409464
Why's the black guy wearing a shirt with her husbands child form on it?
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>>270409464
I only like Shota NTR
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>>270409001
even worse, yuropoor and third world country girls mouths are ebola infested
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>>270408570

Same as you but I'm 26.
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>>270409494
Nah, i'm Swedish which is probably worse.
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>>270408570
>I lost my virginity to a girl in a car
>It was okay, so we did it again, only this time we got busted by the cops.
>Unfortunately she was 16 and I was 19, so I was facing possible statutory rape charges if the (adopted) parents chose to press charges
>Fortunately for me, the girl--even though she was a huge slut who apparently had done this a lot--wasn't a cunt, and lied to the cops, saying she lied to me about her age, which convinced the parents not to parents charges.

Just goes to show you, not all sluts are whores.
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