How do I get good as Ogre Magi?

Get two levels in "W", then level "Q" up to max. Buy a soul ring early on.

>>270398454
stop playing bad games

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Use your skills

>>270398454
Pick a more skillful hero like Faceless Void or Phantom Assassin.

>>270398454
>>270399131
What if 1 head dies?

>>270399131

> Dat awkward crowd in the backround watching in horror

>>270398454
They really are qts from the neck up.

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what is ogre magi?

>>270398454
Only one point in fireblast, max ignite, get a point in bloodlust at 3 and go back and forth between it and Ignite. Don't buy a scepter. Get a blink dagger and a veil of discord, be a good support, and win the game.

>>270399432
Their body has 2 hearts in a shared circulatory system, so if one dies it's unlikely the other will live for very long due to lack of blood flow.

>>270399432
It would be extremely painful

>>270398454
Orb of Venom
Force Staff
Mana Boots
Rush Scepter
Never buy Courier
Always go top no matter what side
Spam W
Type out "outskilled ;)" everytime you get a multicast kill

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get some PURE SKILL

>>270398454
do you think they make out? can they even turn their heads enough to face one another without breaking something?

>>270399771
Do they have double organs?

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>meet them at a social gathering
>get along with both of them
>make both of them laugh and feel comfy around you
>they both like you a lot
>get them drunk and take them to a back room
>they start sucking your dick at the same time
>sometimes one of them deepthroats you while the other one licks your balls
>they take turns sucking it hard, and share your load after you cum
holly shit

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>>270399932
didn't expect it

>>270400018
I don't think so.

And no, they don't make out.

>>270400101
2 hearts, 4 lungs, 3 kidneys, 2 stomachs, 1 Y-shaped small intestine, 1 vagina

Guys, guys.

Abi and Brittany share one vagania, if they have sex, who does it belong to, and does the other one stay a virgin?

>>270398454
Requesting little girl Balanar

>>270399771
I would assume there would be some sort of crazy surgery to try and remove the now extra parts and hook up the dead ones systems to the living ones

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>>270400197
>he hasnt seen the pictures

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>>270399596
why boner? why?

>>270400361
>During the operation to remove Brittany's head, Abi's anesthesia wears off and she is forced to lay there with her eyes taped shut as they saw through her sisters neck.

>>270400197

even I'm not that sick.

>>270400456
..Go on

>>270400456

the pictures were photoshopped.

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What happens if one of the girls doesn't want to have sex with a man but the other one does — is that rape? Do they have to buy separate tickets if they see a 3-D movie, because they require one seat but two sets of glasses? What if Abby had failed her driving test but Brittany had passed it? What if one of them is sleepy and the other one is wide awake? Since they have two stomachs but one bladder do they have to pee all the time? What if one had graduated high school but the other had failed all her classes? What happens if they have to throw up?

>>270400818

If you'd stop being a lazy fuck and just youtube them, they've already taken their driver tests. They literally could only have taken it once, but they both decided to take it twice and get separate license for each head. All your other questions are just retarded.

>>270399771
But if the circulatory system is shared, then blood will continue to flow and provide oxygen/nutrients to all the vital organs, right? Would one's heart stop after brain death if the other one can kinda compensate?

>>270401084
you would double the work the remaining heart has to do, it probably isnt strong enough to continue supporting both sets of organs

>>270401084
Think of it like this.
There are two pumps in a system of pipes. Each pump provides the necessary flow for a specific subset of pipes.
One pump fails. What happens?

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these broads are hellbent on basically being the same person and sharing absolutely everything

>>270398454
we need more porn of this babes

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>>270401019
>separate license for each head.

>>270401505
They're like a shitty version of the ATL Twins.

>>270401019

No the fuck they're not. How many sets of reproductive organs do they have? Which head do the reproductive organs belong to? Reproductive rights? If one gets pregnant can the other decide to abort?

Was there a pic of these 2 sucking a dick, right?

Any lane you want even mid
two points in w max q
roam, gank, whatever
once you get multicast and start to fall off max E asap and stalk your carry or whoever's looking for kills

>>270401286
>>270401365
No no no, you're getting what I'm saying.

The heart's beating is self-perpetuating. Sympathetic and parasympathetic innervation only changes how rapidly it beats. In fact, a heart with no innervation actually beats slightly faster.

In a normal human being death, the heart stops beating because it, like all other organs, is no longer receiving blood flow. But if there's a second heart keeping the blood flowing, then NEITHER heart would even fail, even if one brain shut off.

I'm genuinely curious about this. I can't wait one dies and we learn what happens.

So when they masturbate it must sort of be lesbian incest.

>>270401776
it is wrong if I max E first If I'll go support a hard carry?

>>270401505
Talk about Uncanny

>>270401921
Always do E last

>>270401801
In the case of other conjoined twins, one usually follows the other within a few days

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>>270402128
Holy shit, just imagine having to carry around your other half's limp body, knowing that this is your fate as well.

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>not playing the superior game, HoN

>>270400814
and?

>>270399771
>>270400287
I think my brain has a boner.

>>270401019
>for each head

This thread is the definition of never post a picture more interesting than the topic.

>>270401801
>In a normal human being death, the heart stops beating because it, like all other organs, is no longer receiving blood flow.

Why is it not recieving blood?

>>270403150
that's half what 4chan is about

>>270403232
brain controls breathing. no breathing means no oxygen. No oxygen means heart can't keep going.

>>270403150
Pretty sure this whole thread is supposed to be a joke in the first place.

>>270403548
I think if the medulla oblongata/brain stem is okay, then breathing can still occur.
Like with Terri Schiavo.

>>270401801
>I can't wait one dies and we learn what happens.
There are just some things I wish we wouldn't waste our scientific potential finding out. At the same time, even if we did care enough, we wouldn't dedicate the resources to do it right.

I'm curious too.

I'm just fucking bothered as fuck that they're alive. I mean, I feel that there is some sort of damage that is inflicted on the rest of society with the knowledge that they exist. I know that it is impolite to stare at the freakshow, but for fuck's sake, why is the freakshow even there.

What if they die and one is Christian and the other isn't?

Do they both go to hell? Heaven?

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>>270403150
Those girls are fucking fascinating though. They need to donate theit body to science when they pass

>>270403807
What if one of them is an organ donor and the other isn't

>>270403758
That's a special scenario. We're assuming all-around brain death here.

How many tits do they have?

>>270403807
They both go six feet under and stay there because there is no heaven or hell you dumb christfag.

>>270404269
These are the questions folks.

This is what the people need to know.

>>270404269
>>270404367

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Abigail_and_Brittany_Hensel

>>270404313
But i'm an Atheist you tit. It was more of a what if question than statement of fact. I still love you though, like Jesus.

>>270404269
Abigail has two, Brittany has zero.

She's basically just a head.

>>270404513
>jesus
>real

>>270403548
I guess you are right then if you assume the other half would simply life on.
However I have no clue how their shared organs work. Their intestine for example - what controls that? (As far as I can tell by this thread this is actually the only shared organ). Lets say one dead brain fucks with the function there - might that kill the person?

...I almost wish one of their brains would die so that we can witness what would happen. Never been so curious in my life

>>270404705
I'm sorry, I meant Heysoos.

>>270402315
i miss my ogre magi leprechaun

>>270404851
they'd just get an ileostomy in that case.

>>270404851
What we actually need is to figure out how to reproduce the result, then we would have plenty of data to study.

>>270404470
>In interviews for the Discovery Channel in 2006, the girls, then 16, said that they hoped to date, get married, and have children
I think it is absolutely disgusting that nobody explained to them how unrealistic that would be and that anybody desiring a relationship with them is certain to be absolutely fucked up in the head.

>>270398454

>I'm ready!
>I'm not!!

>>270404470
>they want to live normal lives, date and get married
>they will never find a guy who truly loves them and not just some guy with a weird fetish

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>>270404313

>Live about an hour and a half away from these people

I'm afraid that I'm going to run into them at a concert or some shit since they live in the capital of the state.

>>270405118
They have become real cuties though. I hate to say this but Abi more than Brit.

>>270405118
>I think it is absolutely disgusting that nobody explained to them how unrealistic that would be and that anybody desiring a relationship with them is certain to be absolutely fucked up in the head.

Abigail is probably unable to carry a child to term, she has certain deformities which would make it difficult. I am sure she's been apprised of the situation by now.

>>270405045
That would work for the the large intestine but what about the other?

>>270405094
Clone machine?

These twins are just endlessly fascinating

>>270405330
What would you do? Panic? Run? Try to slay them? Try to "slay" them?

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>>270404470
>Each twin controls her half of their body, operating one of the arms and one of the legs.
Imagine your whole life being like a 2v2 Marioparty minigame.

>>270405354
Isn't one of them basically just a head? I was under the assumption they shared the same vagoo.

>>270405250
*tips pop hat*

>>270405207
Why is a fetish making it impossible to love?

Pretty sure plenty of relationships are heavily influenced by fetishes (see those fat-lovers)

>>270404705
jesus was real though, read some books

>>270405118
>Attending Evangelical Christian college
There's your answer. No matter how fucked up the situation may be, God comes through and normalizes it.

I want to be in the room observing the theological discussion that most certainly exists here. Because it would be so detached from any practical reality and would exemplify why religion can't seem to make rational decisions regarding women's reproductive health.

>>270405330
Linken's Sphere and don't engage alone.

>>270405330
Ignore them, I mean, yeah you could woo them both but an hour and a half of dirving can really wear you down.

>>270400014
9/11

>>270405624
It's not that it's like playing a fighting game with one person on the stick and the other on buttons. The fact that they can walk let alone play sports and drive is crazy

>>270405627
Brittany is a head and neck, the reproductive system is Abigail's.

Beyond that, Abigail has a specific kind of hip deformity which is the actual problem.

>>270405718
I refuse to believe fat-loving is anything more than, "I can't get laid any other way".

>>270405118
>implying
dude, all women no matter what can get laid easy. take off your fedora.

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>>270398454
DING DING DING DING!

>>270406005
Then why am I virgin still? CHECK AND MATE MOTHERSHITTER

>>270405627
>>270405962
They each control one half of the body, though.

>>270405118
>absolutely fucked up in the head.

And? I see normal people all the time that fit this criteria.
Why would they have to tell them that just because they have this condition?

>>270404470
>Brittany's leg is in fact nearly two inches shorter than Abigail's leg; and Brittany tends to stand and walk on tip-toe which has given her a significantly larger calf muscle than Abigail
Wow that's gotta suck. You'd think the parents would have just put a two inch plank under Brittany's shoes to make their legs even.

>>270406223
I'd fuck you.

>>270405735
about as real as god

>>270405034
I miss my super kung fu monkey king.

I hope the upcoming DotA one shares some sense of his kung-foolery.

>>270405624
It sounds ridiculous but I mean if your lived it your whole life I'm sure it eventually becomes second nature.
>>270406005
Laid and relationship are two different things.
>>270405979
There are those guys that enjoy feeding, and weight gain and shit.

Realize that maxing Q before W is not good.

>>270405624
>>270405959
They have been working together since birth both learning at the same time.

It's the ultimate game of Co-op.

Also when the write emails and shit they reply in the singular unless a message is directed at one specifically.

>>270406223
I said women numbnuts.

>>270406252
>They each control one half of the body, though.

A pleasant fantasy which Abigail perpetuates in order to protect her sister, there's little evidence of this being the case though.

>>270405962
>Brittany is a head and neck
I wonder if Abigail ever thought to herself that I could have been normal if it wasn't for this bitch trying to get free and failing

>>270406306
gross

>>270405979
Fetish', dude.
If people like to get fucked by horses then loving fat, squishy women seems actually pretty understandable
.

>>270406306
Aight. Where do you live and are you a lady?

>>270406493
If one of them gets angry enough could they start strangling the other?

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>>270398454

>>270406629
I'm a guy. I live in north Florida.

>>270400661
>denying hot and bothered vixens the pleasure of a dicking
Why are you even on this earth?

>>270406623
Fucking horses is way more acceptable than loving fat chicks.

>>270401914
*twincest.

The most purest form of incest.

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>>270401019
>for each head

>>270399131
>had this playing as I clicked the gif
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QMDgAevEJds

PERFECT

YEEK YEEK
WOOP WOOP

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ayy lmao

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>can't masturbate without it being lesbian incest
>can't have sex without it being a threesome

>>270399432

The other one will soon follow once rot sets in.

>>270407225
How do they shit?

>>270407225
ONE FINE DAY WITH A WOOF AND A PURR

I wonder if one of them is jealous that the other has more control
>SISTER, YOU GOT ALL THE DOMINANT LIMBS, I GOT ALL THE FLAWED RECESSIVE ONES

>>270406318
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tacitus_on_Christ

get rekt

how is she not dead?

what is going on
any current info on that 2 headed woman?

>>270407386
SOMETHING SOMETHING GUZZLE IN A STIR

>>270406487
>brit is actually unable to control anything below the neck

Imagine living in a waking nightmare where you have no real control over anything your body does, relying on another to do everything while you're just there for the ride.

Does anyone else here believe deformed babies should be put down?

I also think midgets shouldn't be allowed to breed since it perpetuates their deformity.

>>270406915
Shit that made me laugh.

>>270406623
I understand fucking horses. I'm not joking, that is just an extreme exploration of sexuality.

Fat is what doesn't make sense to me. Or people are just totally ignorant of it. Because fat screams of cardiovascular disease. Heart-attacks, burden on healthcare, selfish gluttony, and a whole mess of other things.

The worst thing horse-fucking could be is animal rights abuse. But desiring outrageously out of shape bodies is about as disgusting as sex with people suffering from polio.

>>270405330
Thought they lived in Eden Prairie not St Paul

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also get frenzy at level 5 you fucking scrub

>>270407375
Through the one on the right's mouth apparently.

>>270407375
You can see the dick and ballsack chillin'. I assume the butthole is near that.

>>270407595
Oh god I thought that was another hand limb thingy

>>270407375
They have a lower body. It's in the back of the picture (you can see a foot below them)

>>270407595
I think it's a deformed foot

>>270399939

>Mana boots
>Rush scepter

Get a load of this 2k trash

>>270407595
thats a foot

>>270406424
>unless a message is directed at one specifically
I love the idea of someone being friends with one and hating the other

'Oh my god Brittany, did you like, see what you sister was wearing the other day, it was totally trashy. By the way, I just LOVE that new outfit you got!'

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>>270407595
>>270407684
That's a foot.

>>270407809
>>270407796
Really? It's all shriveled like a ballsack and that little thing looks just like a penis head

>>270407595
holy fuck I didnt realize that was a dick

>>270407796
>>270407809
that definitely looks like a sack

>>270407909
Looks like a new killing floor enemy

>>270407909
>This isn't even my final form

>>270407494
I believe that. But I don't know where to begin outlining the criteria for "deformed" without such a process to be clear and free from abuse.

But that day won't come in our lifetimes. Because we first have to convince like 70% of the world population that souls don't fucking exist and should have no bearing on anything on this earth even if they did.

seriously why wouldn't you kill the your own brother or sister and claim the body as yours.

>>270407916
>>270408006
it does look like it, but whos dick comes out of their left nut?

>>270406725
Lame. Dude in Virginia.

Max his W
Free win in any lane

>>270407494
I don't see the point in putting them down.

I see a point in forbidding them to breed and pass on their condition (as long technology isn't able to prevent this). However, you can say this thing about any predisposition to any genetical disease or imperfection. Where is the line?

..also who cares? Not my midget children.

>>270408105
You'd probably die very soon afterwards.

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>>270401505

I can't look at that pic for too long, they freak me the fuck out for some reason. I'd rather fuck the crypt keeper than one of those human blow up dolls. At least the crypt keeper can tell me some cool stories after.

>>270408148
I don't think these guys play by the book.

Would you date them?
Serious question.

>>270407909
IT'S FUCKING EVOLVING

>>270406915

But fat girls need lovin' too

>>270408148
Well when you're practically human Cat-Dog, I don't think their dick has to match the normal penis standards

>>270407420
Last days of FOXhound?

>>270407386

underrated post

>>270408105
They were originally octuplets, but six of them were intentionally aborted in the uterus

But

Do they make out

Since one of them controls one arm and the other controls the other. Which one gets control in fapping?

Why the fuck would we let this fucking things live they cost shit tone of money and they don't help humanity in any sort of way.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z3Ro8XOHoFk

>>270408249
The thought of having two girlfriends is nice, but they have one body. It'd be like having a threesome with one person only participating verbally.

>>270408391
I doubt they can meet lips.

>>270405118

The guy with two dicks who posted to reddit should make a porno with them.

>>270408336
BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRROTHER (?)

>>270408197
>I don't see the point in putting them down.
They're generally a burden (this is the only way to describe it, really) on both the family and any society that may have to support it (may).

Genetical diseases are another can of worms, though it is only for the fully capable and understanding adults to deal with it.

>also who cares.
You'd be surprised.

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>>270398454
>Always thought the two headed girl was a shoop
>google it
IT'S REAL

>>270408528

What a shame

>>270408336
Best MGS comic.

QUICK

YOU'RE FORCED TO HAVE A CONVERSATION WITH THE OGRE MAGI

WHAT DO YOU SAY?

DOUBLE THE TROUBLE!!!

>>270405017
you mean yeshua?

>>270406424

>Writing emails
>Each controls one hand

It's either slow as hell or mind blowing to behold

>>270408249
Would I have to buy them EACH christmas presents or what?

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>>270408528
Do you think they've tried?

>>270399432
I think the more important question is how many boobs does they have?

>>270408249
Yeah. Without hesitation.

>>270408595

nigger you are a fucking highschool twat or somethng? Get the fuck out of here this is a +18 site.

fuck

off.

>>270407487
> but this is my fetish

>>270407494
I think you should have to pass a test to reproduce, like mandatory reversible sterilization for the whole world. Ever seen utopia?

>>270408772
of course

>>270400818
These type of questions need to be debated. Who know how many devil spawn 3 headed Cerberus children we're going to make in the future

>>270407225
It makes me legitimately mad that these creatures aren't tossed off a cliff the second they're born.

>>270408572
I would say to their family. At least initially but not when they got older. At least these two girls seem to be able to function.

So, I'd say it's up to the parents if they want to live with that.

What if I where to decapitate one of the heads? How much exp would it be worth? Would decapitating both heads make me a serial killer?

>>270408847
I'm 25 you faggot

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>>270408249
Thinking about a two headed girl sucking my dick is making me feel strange

>>270409050
Why? I mean they act as fascinating case studies.

>>270409134
ayy lmao

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>>270401505
I feel like we're living through that Jet Li movie "The One" and Iggy Azalea is probably trying to find and kill those two to gain their powers.

>>270408197
>However, you can say this thing about any predisposition to any genetical disease or imperfection. Where is the line?
I know our society in the free world has real big difficulties drawing the line. I mean we're closing women's health clinics all over the country.

But I think we can start by prohibiting people with the genetic condition for things like Alzheimers or Huntington's from having children.

I'm going to get Alzheimers. I got tested and in some 40 years I'm going to go batshit crazy, don't ask me what prompted that test. I am not going to have children.

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>>270408790
Read the thread nignog.

>>270408772
Yyyyes.

>>270408743
WE ARE ABRI. WE ARE IN CONTROL.

>>270408623
>>270408542
TIME TO READ IT AGAIN

>>270408915
You only think like that because the current reproduction test screens you out.

>>270407539
I fantasize about having fat women sit on my face

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>>270408772
I read that as "Do you think they're tired?"
It made me kind of sad.

>>270409134
A serial killer is typically defined as a person who murders three or more people over a period of more than 30 days, with a "cooling off" period between each murder, and whose motivation for killing is largely based on psychological gratification.

So no.

>>270409134
killing 2 people doesn't make you a serial killer
you need to kill 4+ and it has to be some time in between the killing, otherwise you are just a mass killer

>>270409220
case studies for what? conditions with no cure? studying these freaks is going to reveal nothing of our own biology.

>>270409134
If you cut off one head, two more grow back in its place.

>>270409339
Mass murder (in military contexts, sometimes interchangeable with "mass destruction") is the act of murdering a large number of people (four or more), typically at the same time or over a relatively short period of time.

>>270408698
and check my doubles

>>270409073
>At least these two girls seem to be able to function.
They part of a minority.

And I mean a big time minority. It all comes down to whether it illness will bring them nothing but suffering (to everybody involved) or not. But really, if people gave some thought about it there wouldn't as many "accidental" pregnancies.

>>270399771

so in other words, when one of them dies, the other one will know that she'll soon die as well

spooky

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Imagine if one of them had a profile on tinder or POF or something

>I'm really close to my sister
>if you're dating me you have to date her as well
>that guys face when he shows up to the date

>>270409220
I shouldn't have to share a planet with these abominations. If you want to study mutants, do it in a laboratory.

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>>270408249
Honestly? I Feel like it would get really exhausting.

>>270409284
I just had a baby scare not too long ago, but I got lucky and it was not mine.

I am very seriously considering a vasectomy after that.

You would have to be an idiot to have children and force them to endure the end of society that will be the next 100 years.

>>270409193
all I can think is them on a brazzers video getting a cock in each of their 4 holes

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How the hell is it possible they can drive a car?

>>270408249
No.

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>>270409424
HAH!

>>270401921

E is good but the right click is stil too weak early compared to multicasts. And ignite slows enough the extra movespeeds not necessary.

>>270409624
Why not? What are you losing?

>>270407909
>>270407225
Ugh... creepy crawlies? I suppose the little bastards jump too.

>>270409769

Dark magic

>>270409275
Hell yeah motherfucker.

>>270409424
Will they need to be reducated or will they inherit the memories and skills of the slain head?

>>270409336
>motivation for killing is largely based on psychological gratification.

You don't really need a motive to be a serial killer, in fact if you just kill people randomly and with no pattern its even better for you because the police will have a much harder time to track you down

>>270409769
Imagine pulling them over for like a broken tail light and being greeting with that on a dark spooky night

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>>270398454
>tfw you will never have a 2 headed gf
>tfw you will probably never have a gf again because you ex`s have turned you into a horrible and physically violent person

when did i become the villain /v/...

>>270409769
A life of controlling one half of the same body has made them co-op goddesses.

>>270409769
they are americans, they drive auto
even a brain dead monkey can figure out how to drive auto

>>270408454
>tfw can never see your own dick

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>>270409859

>>270410078
but each of them controls a half of the body. video's show them driving with two hands etc

>>270409267
Can't Alzheimer affect about anybody anyway?

>>270400287
What happens if one head dies. Or what happens if she gets preggers?

>>270409769
>be cop
>pull them over at night
>walk up to the window
>License and regi- you see the faces of satan staring back at you.
>Don't say a word, just walk back to your patrol car and drive off
2spooky

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>>270405847
You, I like you.

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>>270410039
I didn't become violent, but I've absolutely become a cold and overall unpleasant person.
Getting cheated on really fucked me up, anon. I know that feel.

>>270410026
That's what guns are for Anon.

>>270408230
I'm cracking up at the idea of the crypt keeper in bed smoking a cigarette and talking about some horror bullshit.

Does /x/ have drawthreads?

>>270409943
I copy/pasted the definition, ya knob

>>270410210
they can walk anon, moving a wheel is much easier than walking, and you can operate an auto car wit just one foot and hand, you should be amazed if they could drive manual

>>270410282
Which one do you give the ticket to?

>>270410319
>tfw some poor cop is going to go to jail for putting this creature down before he'll pull them over and get scared to death and open fire on it

>>270409769
I've got a headache just thinking about it. They can't even look straight

>>270401921
Bloodlust is one of the best skills any of the supports have, max it second.

>>270410446
I guess Abigail, since her foot's on the gas.

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>>270398454
>Not playing as this

>>270409769
Only one of them needs to drive. You can very, very easily drive a car with one hand and if it's an automatic you should only be using one foot.

>>270409769
It's actually easier having to brains only having to focus on certain parts of driving. For instance, the left head only needs to worry about breaking and turning left. Easy. They could be professional race car drivers.

>>270410039
Press f to go nuclear

>>270410605
imagine the tightness

>>270410214
"Senility" is just a general term for mental degradation, which affects 30% of people over the age of 65. Alzheimer's (basically your brain falls apart) is just one condition that causes the symptoms that fall under senility.

Many people retain their mental acuity, motor functions and memories even in their 90s+. Me, I'm going to forget shit; and some shit will be left behind and I'm hoping it is the better parts of me, unlike memories of war or suffering in life. Then, once my brain is thoroughly rotted away, it will stop working.

So no, Alzheimers doesn't affect everybody. Senility happens to many people. And many people die no different than they were twenty or thirty years ago.

>>270410605
Alchemist?

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>>270410605

>>270410440
they do actually, there's a clip in a documentary where they get their driving license

>>270410605
Would it be legal to fuck her if she's of age and consenting?

if a dick goes inside of their one vagina. Do both of them feel it? If so that is insanely hot.

>>270410681
>left foot breaking
easy now takumi, they just want to go to the mall, not run in the 90's

>>270407572

Man, playing a solo lane with ogre vs a low damage lane is the best fuckign thing. You waddle in, get last hit, then waddle out. Trow some fire on them then when you hit 6/7 you unleash a fat ogre load on the very poor support . It feels so fuckign good.

>>270410681
Do you know how to drive?

>>270410774
>kill me please

>>270410774
>>270410605
AYY

>>270410774
Could you imagine how horrifying a wolf would be to her?

>>270410787
not in Australia

>>270410937
I was just about to say how alien like she looks
quite interesting

VIDEO GAMES

>>270408249

Yes. But then most of my friends/familly would freak out.

THat's not an easy situation.

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>>270410774
HOLY FUCK THAT PUTS EVERYTHING IN A NEW HORRIFYING PERSPECTIVE

>>270411069
Do they both date the same guy?

>>270410774
That's a Flemish Giant Rabbit. It grows the size of a dog.

>>270398454
Which one feels which hole?

>>270411204
Is that flemish giant straw as well?

>>270411127
Obviously

>>270410681
>car coming from the left
>head can't look past other head

boom

>>270411204
>dog sized rabbit
the fuck is wrong with nature

>>270410953
can you imagine how horrifying a BBC would be to her?

>>270411312
oi ur a cheeky cunt, m8

>>270411312
Yes. Flemland is like that one world in Super Mario Bros. 3. Everything is huge.

>>270410774
>Bunny is really not happy with the situation

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>>270410714
>>270410787
Never change /v/

>>270410774
How much exp does she give?

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>>270410714
>>270410787

this is why I still visit this shithole

>>270411581
10

>>270409652
100 years? Think they will be old enough to deal with it.

>>270409564
It seems cold hearted but I understand that. Then again, is the "well-being" of the group more important than the individual?
Let's try to make it less abstract:
Parents get mutant child which will not be able to survive without some sort of medical care. Parents want to keep mutant child, though, even if they won't be able to pay for it. For society it would mean it will cost money but for anyone individually it won't even be noticeable.

Now again, I actually think that people should realize that that they pass on genes that will harm their children (not even talking about the human gen pool in general) and simply don't do it (there are alternatives) but if two "normal" adults got unlucky but want to keep their "mutant" - does it really matter?

>>270409267
>I am not going to have children.

That's something I think is admireable. Deciding not to pass on such an illness. That is definitely what people should think about.

Also sorry about your future condition.

>>270411327
>nature

flemmish rabbits are our doing

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>>270411671
>>270411578
Fucking hivemind

>>270398454
>imagining the two heads getting envious over who gets to suck

>>270411681
That's rather low for such a rare creature to hunt. Does she at least drop some op equipment?

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>>270410769
Lol'd
Also would have accepted Nunu.

>>270410953
Yes (picture)

>>270411581
Less than a bunny, I guess.

>>270398454
Well at least they never have to worry about being lonely.

>>270412061
The opposite, her curse is passed onto your firstborn daughter

This isn't my ASSFAGGOTS thread

>>270412061
they keys for the flying saucer inside there is the most OP weapon you can find

>>270412023
When they get into flights with one another do they furiously slap each others faces or try there best to manuvere the others head into the nearest wall?

>>270411312
Fuckin lol'd

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Is Aghs worth it on Brewmaster anymore?

>>270410774
Wtf is that?
It's got giant ears

>>270400818
Please i can't breathe

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>>270412412
It's limb-based combat at its finest

>they take turns masturbating

>>270410774
>tfw no shapeshifting alien gf
>tfw not shapeshifting alien gf

>>270411683
>Now again, I actually think that people should realize that that they pass on genes that will harm their children (not even talking about the human gen pool in general) and simply don't do it (there are alternatives) but if two "normal" adults got unlucky but want to keep their "mutant" - does it really matter?

Depends on your stand on putting the dog down or waiting while it suffers. At harsh it may sound, parents willingly going through it are pretty much just taking care of an rather expensive and needy mascot, which I found to be more unfortunate and cruel than the alternative.

But really, I'm not somebody that would participate in eugenic-crap unless it affected me to a interpersonal level. Props to the twins (?) though

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>>270398454
What if one loves big black cock and wants to get a nigger boyfriend, but the other hates niggers and is storm front-tier racist.

>>270412603
>take turns
They both get the stimulus I wouldn't call it taking turns

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FORESTALLED

>>270412510
its only worth it if you can get it sub 20 minutes, if you cant you are better off just getting a vlads

since you need blink first item aghs is really only ever going to be worth it if you snowball hard off several kills early on

>>270412876
More about arms taking turns.

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If one of those heads smokes weed do they both get high? Can one head inhale and the other exhale? I have so many questions right now

>>270406005
dude come on, we're talking about effectively dicking a hydra

>>270400197
Better yet, the one doing the throating can continue on indefinitely as long as the other one breaths for her. So you could just shove your shaft down Brittany and keep her face against your crotch while Abigail casually does what she wants, toying with their shared vagina while her sister develops her skills beyond that of any other woman.

>>270398981
You fucking idiot. You are the problem with Ogre.

One point in Fireblast.
Max Ignite.
Max Bloodlust.

Fireblast is a trap.

>>270410787
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ruwFDj1aHXI

she is 6

>>270413096
Enjoy your 2-12-7 dipshit.

>>270413107
holy shit where's XCOM when you need them

>>270412510
Was it ever?

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>>270410774

>>270413647
Holy fuck I want a giant rabbit
Where can I buy one

>>270412757
Zany sitcom hijinks ensue
Trying to sneak on dates while one head sleeps
The other head trying to predict and fuck up dates

>>270413017
They share lungs and shit, so yes I would guess only one of them would have to drink/smoke/whatever to feel fucked up, although the head that smoked miiiight feel it more because the inhaled smoke is closer to their brain instead of the twin that didnt, but when the smoke is released from the lungs ideally there would be an even distribution of where the thc goes thus both brains feel it equally. The question is what does their internal anatomy look like?

>>270413448
it was considered core until 6.82

>>270413845
Belgium, I guess.

>You'll never see their skeleton

>>270413997
Doesn't make it good

Battlefury is core on Bounty Hunter, and it's one of the worst items you can buy on him

>>270414150
but it can see you

>>270414168
Anon, I think that's what he was implying
That's it's no longer a good option

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>>270414205

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>>270410793
I really, really want this to be true. But it's sadly more likely that it's Abigail's vagina and that she alone feels it, while her sister remains a virgin for eternity.

;_;

>>270412547
Call your local emergency line.

>>270414345
aaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

What if one head wants to be massive slut and fuck anything and the other wants to stay pure? Would it be technical rape?

>>270414168
didnt stop pros from rushing it after blink in almost every match brew was picked in TI4 (which was a lot considering he was the 7th most popular hero at the tournament)

nowadays people only get it when they are already snowballing into a win, otherwise they get vlads into shivas

>>270413271
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UrhcmPsJ-GI

>>270414665
If the only one actually controls stuff is true, then it's a big can of worms legally.

>>270414345
This makes someone wonders, maybe all those crazy hindu gods were real people who were only freaks like that girl, that weren't killed at birth, since India seems to have a lot of people like that.

>>270414958
This looks like an alien
It's not human anymore
I'm scared, hold me

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>>270399131

>>270398454
I want to fuck them so bad, like, you guys have no idea.

>>270415497
No please, amputees are my closet fetish, don't even post quadruple

>>270413093
I think they have two separate sets of lungs

>>270415189
>she was suffering from an infected pressure ulcer at the neck end of the parasitic twin and continuous fevers.
>Lakshmi had a second kidney which was necrotic.
>The autosite's (Lakshmi herself) feet were affected by clubfoot.
>Doctors surmised early on that without the operation, she would not be able to live into her teens.

Maybe you're right, and god used to be less of an asshole

>>270415497
I think this is it. I think you've found the lowest quality tumblr gif on the internet.

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Would you?

>>270415870
Silent Hills' graphics are insane

>>270415870
Literally nightmare fuel
I can't share in this boner, anon

>>270415870
It's like something out of STALKER.

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>>270415870
Now this turns me on

>>270415870
How does she get in and out of tubs?

>yes

>>270415870
Honestly, how do you live a happy life like this?

>>270415870
the vestigial legs past her tights turns me off, otherwise, yes

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>>270415497

>>270416335
By having everything handed to you.

>>270415587
http://i.4cdn.org/b/1415059169112.webm
because I don't want to get banned for reposting this