SURPRISE PENIS INSPECTION
Name the last game you played. If it contains a sexualized female, you'll get spanked
by Father Sessler
i want to fuck anita so bad
I want to rub my smegma covered penis all over her face then bust a load right in her mouth
I want to impregnate her then make her birth a daughter then i'll wait till the daughter gets old enough and then we'll have threesomes
Vampire the Masquerade: Bloodlines
No really it doesn't has sexualized females, it's all pretty normal
>League of Legends as Sona
She isn't even the biggest slut in the League
That's reserved for
>he hasn't had penis inspection day yet
hows like the 3rd grade treating you?
>One character is a doll for your shitlord mind to dress how you want
>Next Car Game
>Serious Sam HD: TFE
Well the last six games I played didn't have buzzword females and the 7th one is mostly cheesecake.
The most exposed skin women have in that game is their hands and heads
THERE'S NO FEMALE DRIVERS SO THEREFORE IT'S SEXIIIIIIIST SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT
Now get to the spankings, you naughty boy.
If you dare.
The only reason I play it is for sexualized females though.
The new Pokemon demo. So I'm probably okay, right?
Not in the actual game itself.
That's in the videos that valve made using assets from the game. It's like saying there's sexualization of -
I mean you know where I'm going with this.
>not forcibly shitting diarrhea all through your boxers and pants so that Skita Arneesiawhateverthefuck has to dippity dip her Jew hands into your ass juices.
Go ahead and spank me. I have already won. Those hands will never be clean again.
come at me bro
good thing I didn't start playing Senran Kagura yet
Thanks for the mental image. I have diarrhea right now and it's the kind where you feel like you could just barely push and shit all over the place.
STALKER Clear Sky, one of Anita's favorite series.
I'M PLAYING A GAME WITH DELICIOUS BROWN BEASTFOLK ASS
AND THERE'S NOTHING YOU CAN DO TO STOP ME
>haven't jacked off in like five days
>played Senran Kagura SV
>pop in /v/
Counter Strike: Global Offensive.
Thank you based Valve.
no idea if there are sexualized females in there, I'm gay, I wouldn't even notice
Killer Is Dead
Can we just ignore Sarkeesian/Shitty journalism please?
I'm fucking golden. I wasn't even playing HDoom. Thanks to the Doom thread last night, I picked up Hellbound, and I am really liking it.
>tfw spanking is your biggest fetish because
>have absolutely no idea how to tell my girlfriend that I like it
Any of you have experience with this? Where do you even start?
>Being gay makes you blind, retarded and/or autistic
I can tell when men are sexualised despite being straight. Are you really unable to see that the prostitutes and raiders and meant to be wearing sexy clothes?
>moxxi, commander steele, athena and the ninjas, lilith to some extent
and tannis in my head
>blind, retarded and/or autistic
oh, I forgot to mention that I am these three things as well
>you will NEVER EVER let Bayonetta fuck you silly
>handing a woman the opportunity to feel dominant over a man to her on a silver platter
>what if this puts her off somehow
If she doesn't want to do it then that's her prerogative, you'll have to deal with that. But if she's so much of a goddamn prude that she's threatened by something like spanking she's probably not all that great anyway.
But that's just my stupid opinion.
The Southern states do it to every non-white person to make sure that they aren't taping ANTI-AMERICAN MEXICAN TRIPPING WEED AND UN-CHRISTLIKE MUSLIM RUGS TO THEIR TAINTS.
You spanked kiddo, main boss is women, game is clearly mysognistic
I do not like any of that shit either but I am still posting here just because it gives me a chance to post my last game and do some mild shitposting.
>Implying you can stop me from puzzling with my waifus.
the tanks don't wear clothes
we gotta assume that ~50% of them are female tanks
naked female tanks
that's a spanking
Just strong ninjas doing strong ninja things.
>I can tell when men are sexualised despite being straight.
Based on the conversations Ive had with straight guys regarding the sexualization of men, no, you probably actually don't. Unless it's extremely obvious.
>SMT4 featuring Dante of Devil May Cry edition
can I choose walter?
None of them look sexualized to me, but there's the whole rapey aspect of the Alien itself.
Grand Theft Auto 2
or even minesweeper, if that counts
There are three females in that game. One is your wife who gets killed for shock value in the first ten minutes, one is a busty warrior chick who you get to save from her captors near the end of the game, and one is a horrid old hag who becomes a total milf when her curse or whatever is lifted.
Tetris is presented as a puzzle game where the obstacle is to connect block pieces in order to form straight lines.
This teaches the player to not tolerate any deviation of the "preferred straight line" norm.
Not surprisingly, the easiest way to earn points creating straight lines is to build up the blocks on one side and fill the remaining hole with an erect "line piece". This is called "getting a Tetris". It's no coincidence that this piece would be shaped like erect male genitalia. This perpetuates the notion that women are meant to be used as sexual objects and the fitting of the "line piece" with earn you all the points.
>Tfw you never got your penis inspected by that hot nurse.
>Tfw It was inspected by the old fat gym coach.
Yes, cleavage is the worst thing in dota2.
NOT SO FAST CRIMINAL SCUM
yes i know its Hexen 2 shut up
Why wouldn't you let her?
Do you think you'd even have a choice?
Outlast, I don't think so. that fucking meth-head can suck my dick
I never said that. just that it's fine...the spanking, I meant.
Mount and Blade: Warband with The Last Days Of Middle Earth mod.
HAHAHA! There are all of five females in the entire game! None wear revealing outfits, four wear the same armor the guys do!
I fart in your general direction!
Do I get bonus point for "damsel in distress"
This picture is presented as a simple shot taken in a foreign country. If you look closely, you can see how it would be problematic.
The man behind me isn't wearing a shirt. I, however, being a female, am not allowed to walk around topless. This kind of basic and accepted sexism is the root cause of the problems women have in today's society.
If you look behind me to the left of the picture, you'll find an overly sexualized woman. Her shorts are presented so high, you can see the tan-line of her buttocks.
If we go back to the shirtless man, we see him continuing his perceived dominion over women by towering with his friend, another male, over a woman.
In the very back on the building, a Loreal Paris billboard towers over the crowd. A repressive sign covers her face that was originally used in an exploitative way to sell hair products. The picture of a man is pasted on top of her.
I... actually don't think it does? Unless you count Lalum because her belly is exposed, and I picked this faggot instead anyway.
Simply asking why a woman would do anything is problematic. Can' you see that? To answer your question, I imagine she does it because it's one of the few freedoms she's allowed as a woman in today's society.
>people who think penis inspections are a joke
My friends son came home with this a couple of months ago.
Injustice Gods Among Us
>If it contains a sexualized female, you'll get spanked
by Father Sessler
Rafa does implicitly get raped though.
Penis inspections are justified because men cannot be left to their own devices.
Vagina inspections would be in serious violation of women's rights and it would undo the reparations women receive by having the knowledge that young men are shamed into having penis inspections.
>if it contains a sexualized female
I made her, and her body is gorgeous.
>Fire Emblem: Awakening
father (Sessler), forgive me, for I have sinned
it's sad that looking at fit, strong females is pretty much the same as literally raping them :(
Trucker culture has always portrayed women truckers to all be the same mullet-having lesbian. Essentially, a man.
18-wheelers are extremely phallic.
"Euro" implies that this game takes place in one or more countries where women are oppressed even more than in America.
Rationality isn't welcome here, only witch hunts for sexist pigs.
You sexist pig.
I would never, ever play a game that humiliated and used women. I respect women to much to be playing those types of games, which is why I prefer older generations of gaming, back when women were treated with greater respect in games.
WarioWare, Inc: Mega Microgames
Really, is Mona sexualized?
>The traditional Western "Pass/Fail" judging system will be used
>SENIORS who do not pass an inspection before the end of the year WILL NOT GRADUATE
>A "FAIL" will be given for ALL shaved testicles
What the actual fuck am I reading?
So many good times with that game. Those pixels are fucking sexy.
It's garlic flavored and goddamn it I had forgotten about that
>in italian, Mona is actually cunt
....I'm assuming this was changed for any italian release, if any?
Day of Defeat. There isn't any females in the game, so no
I can't believe there's shit like this and all I did was google 'color and gender'
I'd like to pretend to come up with something that sounds like it came from Anita's mouth but it requires more bullshit than I'm capable of
Game sucks and I'm not playing it anymore.
But I'm good.
Later tonight when it's either DMC3 or Warioworld Gamecube...
Dragon's Crown as the
She's pure and not sexualized, so I pass.
I can't recall any female enemies, but it's got a sexy ass leprechaun.
You dumbfuck, it's not about playing as a sexualized character.
It's about sexualized girls existing in the game to begin with.
You have chosen one of the WORST examples and you deserve all that Sessler spanking you're getting just because you didn't understand shit.
Also Elf is sexualized.
>tfw Cragscleft on Expert because i wanted Basso's sister to be VERY grateful
I sinned sister Anita
>Smash bros melee
>implying you didn't pause to look at peach's bloomers
>Implying I didn't just look up every game Princess Peach is playable in to do just that
I was playing Transistor.
Strong female characters.
I don't play videogames anymore. I hope the whole medium dies so all the shameless yellow whores will no longer have a carcass to simultaneously sink their teeth into and piss on.
do your worst, i have already known the glory of vanu asses
Penis inspection day was started by the Spanish Inquisition to keep the Jews (identified by their circumcisions) from holding positions of authority.
It's how an ordered society preserves itself.
That was actually one of the main points of Anita's video. She complained you aren't allowed to have strippers in Saboteur or bar whores in Red Dead Redemption because it's "sexist and misogynistic", even though their exclusion would have been downright weird, like being in a brothel with no prostitutes. Not to mention prostitution isn't inherently misogynistic anyway.
I'm sorry for giving her even one view
This is if anything a female power fanatasy. But feminists will never agree something like that exists. I for one feel bayonetta is such a thing. It's a beautiful female who beats the fuck out of things and does what she wants. No male stands in her way.
How is that not a female power fantasy? It is everything feminists want.
Senran Kagura: Shinovi Versus
I'm not afraid of Father Adam. Just need to be on guard due to his cocaine-fueled movement speed.
..You play as a ball
Doing ball-related activities