lol This thread is about the described feature, not about

You mean Reviewer Mode?

>>269993204
Why

not

just

watch

a

movie?

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I don't care, I'm still glad I'm not that faggot.

I genuinely want Anthony Burch to just fuck off.

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>>269993204
Then why include his commentary?

I actually don't think that's such a bad idea, just not as a fucking CONGRATS-YOU-BEAT-THE-GAME mode.

It would be nice to be able to walk around all the levels and shit just to explore or practice certain parts of them. Kind of like a dev mode, even.

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>see saints row franchise pack
>get excited
>buy it
>install saints row 4
>woah pretty fun
>let me check DLC
>bonus characters
>Anthony Burch
>uninstalled

I feel like I got tricked.

>>269993204
I actually would like that, but it should be unlocked after you beat the game a few times.
It's not that I don't see where casuals come from, but by appealing to them it would drag down a lot of videogame-related things in communities.

>>269993630
So just add console to your game and edit the level not to have enemies.
It's that simpe.
>>269993417
Which bangbus is this?

>>269993358
You can't control a movie.

>>269993417
God damn it. Why do none of the reverse searches work?

>>269993352
Shits furhered

>>269993417
Because he's part of a triple A dev team and it's weird that someone like that would call for such a mode to be implemented in every game. And he's being so super enthusiastic about it too, as if to say "FINALLY, SOMEONE CAME UP WITH A SOLUTION TO THE 'GAMEPLAY-PROBLEM'".

>>269993753
>So just add console to your game and edit the level not to have enemies.
>It's that simpe.
You're an idiot and probably even underage.

>>269993204
>tourist mode
You mean like when his wife is in bed with other men?

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>>269993204
Both shouldn't exist. >YOU WILL NEVER BE ANTHONY BURCH

>>269993417
gonna need source on that, friends with a chick who looks just like her

>>269993760
>what is Harold and Kumar 2?

>>269993352
underrated post

>>269993630
most games do difficulty levels wrong
if you want to teach the player how to play you make both them and the enemy do less damage so they have more time to learn
while the harder difficulties should ramp up both enemy and player damage while changing the enemy ai instead of just making every enemy a clinically retarded damage sponge

>>269993417
Ah. Remember this one. She's pretty cute, throughout.

>>269994038
Wait wat

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>>269993630
When most games are cramped or linear, what's even the point?

Games with areas worth exploring actually offer you the ability to just explore.

3D platformers like Banjo and Sunshine were explorable without ebing overly threatening. Sandbox games always have downtime where you aren't threatened.
There are so many implementations in FPS games that give you opportunities to explore, like setup time in TF2 or being spawned in a safe location like Battlefield.
Mirror's Edge, a game that was all visual flair, never went without letting you explore or look around to get the scope of the level.

Even shit like Gone Home and Dear Esther which have exploration without enemies.

Do people pick up games like DMC and go "wow I wish I could look at this without being attacked?"

Fuck, these environments aren't even made to be explored, because if they were, you could.

What's the issue?

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>>269993979

>>269994159

http://gizmodo.com/393691/new-harold--kumar-dvd-goes-choose-your-own-adventure

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>>269993701
>Get Race the Sun in a Humble Bundle
>Play it, it's not a bad timewaster
>Check credits
>Kickstarter backers section
>Anthony Burch
>mfw

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>>269993358

>>269993352
10/10

>>269993204
Serious Sam had a Tourist mode.

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I don't mind this existing

>>269993204
funny, his wife had a "tourist mode" too so this isn't surprising

>>269994551
REKT

>>269993859
it's not a solution to a problem, it's an easy to implement feature that adds more choice to the player and expands any given game's appeal. what's the problem with it existing?

>>269994551
I'm dying

It's great, because if there's one thing wrong with modern games it's that they are way too hard.

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>>269994551

>>269993998
why do people feel the need to add "I think I know this chick" to source requests

it's not gonna get you source any faster

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>>269994551

>>269994551
AYYYYYYY

Fuck gameplay. It is the absolute worst aspect of video games by a very wide margin.

>>269994320
So he threw some money towards a project idea he liked? Wow, what a fucking shallow reason to freak out. Let me guess, you also freaked out at Shovel Knight when you found out Arin pledged enough to have his pixelated face in the game.

Who
the fuck
cares?

It's not like he helped write the game, he just threw some money at it.

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>>269994551

>>269993204
back in the day this would be called a "cheat" normally "god mode", quake had these, it was neat.

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>>269993204
I agree, it's high time we get rid of the cancerous "gameplay" that has been plaguing videogames for too long now.

>>269994602
You can literally take all the time you need in video games to look at the scenery, you do not need a seperate mode to do so. Even in timed sections, the dev team spends less time on that particular setpiece since you'll be looking at it only in short bursts at a time.

>>269994710
Why is Jigglypuff doing lewd faces?

>>269994791
It just leaves a bad aftertaste, that's all. It's cool if you don't care, though.

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>>269993204
>tfw no gf
>tfw poor
>tfw at least I'm not Burch

>>269994791
It didn't make me hate the game, just it was the last place I expected to see that faggot's name.

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>>269994320
>>269993701
every time I see these posted I wonder if anyone actually thinks in this way for realsies

>>269994898
Is this guy for real?

>>269993204
This is just sad, he's unloading his sadness and stress on twitter.

>>269994898
>doing violence to women and other female things.
Fixed that for him.

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>>269994551
Oh fuck please someone message him this along with OP's screencap or something.

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don't games already have this feature

Have you ever been cucked so hard you forgot how to play video games?

>notarget
boy it's old as fuck also boring

>>269993417

Waitress?

>>269993753

It looks like a Brutal bus video on Xvideo

>>269994907
you didn't even come close to answering what's the problem with it existing

fact of the matter is there is none

>>269994908
in-between frames

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>>269993352

>>269994898

He is aware that there are thousands of fun games out there with no violence at all right?

Sounds fun. I like stuff like this, especially when it's given as a reward for beating the game.

>>269995057
It's called normal mode.

>>269993417
IS THAT THE COFFEE SHOP WAITRESS?

>Can't just add cheats like a normal person

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>>269994898

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>>269994908
Because she's kinky as fuck.

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>TFW not Anthony Birch

>>269995109
Yeah, you're right.

>>269995117
That's fun+.

Regular fun is violent.

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>>269994898

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>>269993859
Don't care about him.
I don't mind the tourist mode as long as it doesn't affect other gamemodes/difficulties. Maybe it could turn into something where the player travels through the game with commentary from the dev on a specific part of the game.

Also snakes are fast

>>269993701
>get Jazzpunk with my humble bundle a while back
>hey this is pretty fun to find all the shit you can do
>Additional Voices
>Zoe Quinn

Just how many people did that cow fuck?

>>269995149
I miss the times where every game had a console and cheats.

But thanks to the retarded "achievements" thing everywhere, it's impossible to cheat now for your own pleasure.

>>269995175
pls no

jigglypuff is not a lewd

>>269995117
Bullshit. It's common knowledge the most fun games are rape simulators.

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>>269995179
>>269995116
Teedus-mind

>>269994907
>>269994214
Stop with the bullshit just to be contrarian, some games with good scenery don't offer those kind of options usually, and when they do is usually a cheat/debug mode. Having the option implemented normally in the game is a good idea.
Imagine some platforms of the past like that.

>>269994551
MEGIDOLAREKT

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>>269993979
>YOU WILL NEVER BE ANTHONY BURCH
Feel like I'm top of the world, baby.

>>269995306
>"Warning: Achievements are locked while cheats are enabled"
fixed

I'd like a 'tourist mode' as an unlockable feature, like after you've already completed the game.

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>>269994898
>I had fun playing Donkey Konga
>Mfw when I read this
>Mfw it was all a ruse
>Mfw I realize I only enjoyed it because my patriarcal subconscious was pretending I was pounding on the rights of women instead of bongos

>>269994703
I never said I think I know this chick, I said I have a friend who looks like her.

Therefore I was to fap to it and imagine it's my friend, you dumb cunt.

>Anthony "The Cuck" Birch

Nope

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>tourist mode is a reality

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ITT people pretend saying "oh neat why not include this as an option more frequently" regarding something that some games can already do via console commands is equivalent to saying "WE SHOULD STRIVE FOR A WORLD WHERE GAMEPLAY IS ILLEGAL" and then circlejerk each other for a hundred or so posts

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>Open console
>Turn off A.I
>Turn on Noclip

>>269995109
There isn't a need because you don't need a mode that's easier than easy to do whatever it is that "tourist mode" would accomplish.

>>269995419
But no games do that anymore.

And if they do, it's some shitty cheats like "big heads" or something.

>>269995280
What is that snake trying to achieve? Crazy reptiles.

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>>269994551
holy shit

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>>269994898
>play solitaire on my phone when bored
>for fun
>mfw literally raping women and perpetuating violence by doing so

>>269995438
damn man rub one out quick you're all angry and pent up

maybe leave out the unnecessary info too while you're at it

>>269995350
>some games with good scenery don't offer those kind of options usually
list some fucking examples

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>>269994551

>>269995446
It's funny because the story was shit.

>>269993630
no clip

>>269993417
shit, don't let Charlie see this or he'll go bananas

>>269995312
>Implying you wouldn't

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>>269995104
>>269995142
No, but we can pretend it's her.

>>269995569
It looks like she has a French waiter's mustache and she's frowning.

>>269995246
who's causing fires?... Oh riiiight, the people who compare games to the real world everytime they sit down to play something obviously fictional. forgot about them...

>>269993753
>>269993798
>>269993998
Zoey Nixon by the look of things, bangbus on tour probably.

>>269995246
Fuel, Jon. It goes "Adding fuel to the fire". Stupid asshole.

>>269995350
The only games that benefit from it are racing games.

Almost every modern game lets you absorb the environments you're in to the fullest.

But you're the dumb fucking asshole who just wants to yell contrarian because he apparently hasn't played video games before.

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>>269993979
>YOU WILL NEVER BE ANTHONY BURCH

>>269995350

If those games have a cheat mode then why make an extra mode in the first place? It's redundant to spend time on an exploration mode in a game that not only doesn't need one, but already has some form of it in the first place.

>>269995350
Just look at the game while you play it, dingus. If you seriously need to be up in an enemy's ass just to take in all the detail you want about it then just dump the model into a 3D modeling program.

>>269995053
done

>>269995551

Animals get bored just like humans. Birds in my area swoop down in front of my car from the sides and just barely make it past in time. They could easily have flown above but they willingly choose to put themselves in danger because it's fun.

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>>269993979
>TFW

>>269993352
I really like this post.

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>>269994898
>mfw creating the perfect utopian city
I'm literally worse than Hitler.

>>269995796
Proof? if so anon you're my favorite person on /v/.

>>269995430
>pounding on the rights of women instead of bongos
I need to play this game

>>269995530
I get it
there's no real reason for it not to exist but the idea of it is an affront to /v/'s sensibilities so they feel compelled to argue against it just on principle

but that's still not a reason

>>269993979
>feeling like shit
>read this

cheered me up anon thanks :)

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>>269993979

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>>269995596
this jif is fucking incredible

>>269995514
Does this even work in most games?

What is the best game to just let the AI do whatever while you witness it as if you were some kind of god? Kinda like the ending of Dragon's Dogma but you know, the whole game

>>269995004

Fraid so, in some bizzare ironic/unironic hipster way

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3F7Xze27wKE

>>269995514
But you cannot do that on a console anon.

>>269995350
>>269995053
>>269995796
>>269996127
>posting a screencap
>not just the burn
4chan disregarded

>>269996127
epik /v/ epik!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>269995536
Saints Row 4 had a god-mode among other things in a cheat menu that worked in that way.

Not that anything in that game would really require a god mode.

>>269996187
>II

>>269996281
>>269996270
thank you, thank you

*bows respectfully towards you*

>>269996003
Do you even read what you type before you submit it or does your ass do that for you?

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>>269996127
It's not perfect, but it will fucking do. Thanks anon.

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I don't agree with their reasoning, but I do agree that it would be nice to have some sort of free floating cam mode where you can just view the stage, it's level design and enemy placement once.

This is of course, once you completed the game. It would really only benefit the pretty games.

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>>269996127
>not realizing that Burch thrives on any kind of attention, and linking him or tweeting at him just feeds his victim complex

There is a reason why he tweets every single aspect of his life

>>269993204

Borderlands 3 confirmed for tourist mode where you can just walk through the game to hear le epiy maymays and I'M SUCH A GAY/LESBIAN characters talk about how awesome it is to be a fag all day.

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>>269993979

>>269996467
nigga just turn on noclip

>>269993204
Isn't that just a sim about Anthony's love life?

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>>269993352

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>>269993204

>>269996524
>>269996437
i am a product of my environment

i learned it from you, /v/

i learned it from you

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>>269993352

>>269996413
A hell of a lot more than you do, by the looks of it. Just look at that kneejerk post. There's nothing to be mad about, and there's nothing inherrently damaging about the existance of a tourist mode

>>269996187

Just because something has been done before doesn't make it good.

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>>269993979

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>>269996556

>Console games
>No clip

Good joke m8

>>269996467

Also, to make it interesting, enemies should have dialogue specific to it where they talk about their daily lives or goof off.

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>>269993979

>>269993358
Because there is no way that SJW's like Burch or his clique would EVER make it into the movie industry.

So they will just try to make videogames into terrible indie movies about people talking about how gay they are

>>269996741
There's no point of one when you can just look at the game inherently. There's no need for a tourist mode in any stretch of the imagination. If you wanted to look at things out of bounds you could just turn on noclip, even.

>>269994970
Not them, but I'm kind of like that. If super giant faggots are a part of a project I'm just going to avoid it.

That being said I can't wait for people to play the game I'm working on, completely unaware of how insufferable and mean I am.

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>>269993352

>>269996741

Tell me why it needs to exist then? It's already been discussed how games that are worth exploring already have the option to do so.

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>>269994551

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>>269993979

>>269996759
>I want tourist mode
>no not that tourist mode
make up your mind you baby

>>269995430
Underrated post

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>>269993979
Well fuck i didn't realize this was a dance thread.

>>269995117
fun is a social contruct

>>269996741
There's nothing damaging in that popular booty dance too.

>Bought a Humble bundle last night
>Go through Jazzpunk this morning
>Finish it
>Additional Voices - Zoe Quinn
>Feel slightly disgusted with myself

>>269997084

Who said I wanted tourist mode? Did you even read my post?

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>>269993979

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>mfw Anita thinks she works in "tech" when all she does is make youtube videos

>>269994917
but why does it leave a bad aftertaste? Just because he happened to see potential in a project you wound up enjoying so he decided to contribute? And on a similar note, >>269994935 , why was it such a shock to see him there? He may be a high profile member of the games industry and you dislike him but at the end of the day, he's just another person who likes video games. In fact, I'd argue it's actually more likely that you'd see people like him contributing to KS projects because they work in the games industry and thus have their ear to the ground a lot more than others so they probably see a lot of some of the better KS projects out there and would want to help out. It's just a silly thing to be bothered by when it has nothing to do with the actual development of the game besides funding.

>>269996727
Burch's victim complex wrote almost the entire presequel. All its doing is padding the BL3 script.

>>269996127
>posting a screencap from 4chan

Holy shit this is cancerous.

>>269993204
What's the point then? Why even play?

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>>269994551

>>269997228
These people are such fucking dramaqueens...most of their tweets read like parody.

>>269997228
that's like me handing out quarters to children and calling myself the tooth fairy. how fucking deluded can you be.

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>>269994551

>>269997195
You did when you implied that you didn't like that game's tourist mode.

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>>269996924
>tfw video game industry is only made up of writers who failed in other mediums.

>>269997369
i'm sorry, anon

should i delete it? i don't want to make you upset.

>>269997284

Jesus Anthony, give it a rest, fuck
Don't you have memes to write?

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>>269994551
Holy fucking shots fired, batman

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>>269993701
>See this
>Call him up so I can beat him to death with a dildo and set his corpse on fire
>He's a immortal

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>>269995595
At the moment I'm thinking about Spyro games.

>>269995740
Last game I played, Alien Swarm, didn't let you do that. Which would've been even useful.
Same with a lot of FPS and all modern platformers.
But of course, to know that you should be as interested in videogame as you are in e-celebs (oh that Burch! How you hate him, you pathetic retard).

> he apparently hasn't played video games before.
Oh the irony.

>>269995772
Because you don't know about cheats unless you specifically look for them.

>>269995786
>dump the model into a 3D modeling program.
Here's another teenager idiot who doesn't know shit but talks anyway.

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>>269993979
Its like remembering that you will never be Chris Chan

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>>269997284

I don't know what you expected to accomplish with this post but all I see is a buttmad autist

>>269997495
>that review of M.I.T.H. where the guy says the forced gayness is off-putting
someone's gotta have it

>>269997284
I left a bad after taste in your wife's mouth

>>269993204

I actually agree with this, not that it should be a legit mode, but every game should have a debug mode or a mode to explore the environment.

Every game should especially have a debug mode, I know many people are stupid and will crash their game but fucking with enemies or spawn placements adds limitless replay value

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>>269993352

>>269997675
Imagine how horrible it'd be if you came in contact with CWC in any way in real life

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>>269994551
#rekt

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>>269997668
second best skybox right there.

>>269997668
>all this butthurt and damage control
I don't even have to say anything anymore, you're a parody of yourself at this point

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>>269993979

>>269994898
>>269993204
Jesus Christ. Is this really what people think of video games now?

Fuck the video games industry. I will never play any new game for the rest of my life. Sixth gen and earlier only for me.

>>269997802

Jesus it's like the inside of spyro's head or something

>>269994898
I'm sure you drink milk
Do you know who else drank milk?
Hitler.
That makes you Hitler.
Congratulations on killing all the jews.

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>>269993979

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I don't know if I'm the only one who feels this way but seeing what's happened to Anthony honestly disturbs me. Unironically, seriously disturbing. He's just completely brainwashed and has this cult mentality. I used to enjoy HAWP and his Rev Rants, but now he's just a zombie for SJW feminism.

I don't even like to make fun of him because it bothers me to see what he's become. I just hope he snaps out of it someday.

>>269997910

post >yfw you are hitler, but STILL not anthony burch

>>269993352
Kek

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>>269997905
Shit now I can't not see it.
skybox thread?

>>269997910
But Jews still exist. Hitler's only crime was that he failed at doing what he should have done.

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>>269993979
>tfw you will never be Anthony Burch

>dat "wedding"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XshS_6evfp4

>>269997994

Watching someone you once liked turn into that which you hate is always uncomfortable.

>>269995172
It's always nice to see your post screencapped and reposted

I used to play goldeneye with invisibility on, shooting dudes in the face with the silenced pp7. It made me feel like the goddank batman.

>>269997147
Fun is a myth perpetuated by the patriarchy.

>>269998081

as someone who planned their wedding for years in order to make it as meaningful and enjoyable for everyone as possible, I can't watch this video. I've heard it described. I just cannot.

>>269997823

I bet you're the one that muttered "I b-b-bet you don't even play vidyas retard".
Keep drinking your soda and shut up you imbecile.

Reviewer mode. I'll allow it.

but you must beat the game on the hardest difficulty first.

>>269998046
No, but nice try at getting the last word, dumbass. It'd be more effective if you could spell correctly.

>>269993701
You're joking.

>>269996225

Then why do they call it a console command, smart guy?

>>269998208

>Actually wanting to get married

wow

>>269998208
But it's the perfect guide.
Watch the video then do everything exactly opposite of what he did.

>>269998081
This is now a cringe thread

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>>269993979

>The reason why my marriage failed is because I introduced open relationships too soon, next time take it slow

okay anthony...okay

>>269998261
Maybe he is a grill

I wouldn't mind. I wouldn't use it, but I wouldn't mind. It's not like it'd take a lot of time to implement.

>>269998130

This actually makes me so mad I can't properly formulate a post that expresses it
So have this one

>>269993204
Is that the mode he used on his marriage?

>>269998028
Is he seriously using racial segregation as a pro

>>269998374

ewwww, cooties

>>269998261
Seriously when someone from Gen Y or a newer generation still falls for the marriage insanity you know they're cognitively deficient.

>>269998237
Well you behave the same, also see
>>269998228
btw, auto-correct fucked up.
Stay mad autismo.

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>>269993979
It really helps my crappy self-confidence.

>>269998228
>resorting to bragging about money and smugness
That's how you know someone is pissed

>>269998350
I don't think that there will ever be a "next time" for him if he doesn't grow some balls.

>>269998349

Oh look strawmanning

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>>269994551
GOD
DAYM
SON

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>>269998452

You just don't understand PLEB

I've been watching through HAWP episodes today and fuck the signs to him being a cuck faggot are there man.
Also one of the episodes literally mentioned white privilege at the end.

>>269995053
fukc man pls post le ebin maymays to twitter and rediit! :^)
fuck off nigger

>>269998462
>he needs auto-correct
>he thinks it fucks up and not him
oh anon, to be so willfully ignorant as you
you must live a nice, sheltered lifestyle

>>269998228
>personal satisfaction
>cucked by his wife, constantly mocked, divorced, and got his WiiU taken from him
This is fucking hilarious.

>>269998130
I wonder if SJW's ever realize that they're in their perfect world every form of media would look like captain planet

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>>269994551

>>269998081
>The "priest" said fuck
>Playing the crowd for jokes
>At their wedding
What a fucking embarrassment

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>giving a shit of what Burch has to say.

Since when do people care what shit maggots eat?

>Be Anthony Burch
>Playing a visual novel
>There's no black character
>There is no gay route
>There is no cuck route
>2/10

>>269994970
>realsies
what the fuck Anthony, just say reak

>>269998635
>>he thinks it fucks up and not him
What does that even mean?
Anyway, you're in full shitposter mode now, as expected, so I'll leave you in your pigsty.
And thanks for proving me right about people like you just being contrarians.

>>269998562
>what is wonder woman
>what is power girl
>what is super girl
>what is any super heroine

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>>269993979

>>269998071
Hitler killed the jews. Which is good.
Jews were bad. Because they killed Jesus, who was good.
Jesus was good, who was king of the jews, who were bad.
Jesus must have was bad because he was king of the jews, so killing jesus must have been good, so the jews must have been good. SO HITLER KILLED JEWS WHO WERE GOOD.
SO HITLER WAS BAD!

YAY I CAN /pol/ LOGIC GUD!

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>>269993352

>>269998460
Not all weddings are completely bastardized by commerce. We had 150 people and spent next to nothing. It was just a really nice ceremony to say "yeah, we've lived together for years but here it's official"

>>269998349
>people don't like this terrible overpriced game because they're BIGOTS!

Seriously. Do these people ever stop and think about the stupid shit they say?

thats the stupidest fucking thing

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>>269997439

>>269998829

wait, wait, you need the context, I didn't have the initial tweet in there

https://twitter.com/reverendanthony/status/489777833103728640

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>>269993204
I think it's stupid to go that far, make a special difficulty level that just literally activates godmode and whatever cheats. I mean why not just put cheats in in the first place?
But there's really nothing wrong with the easiest difficulty being so faceroll that players can waltz through the game with minimal effort and admire the spectacle, explore levels or take screenshots without worries. Incentivize players into graduating to higher, "real" difficulties by denying achievements, in-game rewards, secrets, an NG+ option or a true ending to the story.

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>>269994898
>Play Pokemon
>Don't have a full female team
>Fear the cries of soggy knees upon rabid SJWs noticing that
>To combat this problem, I need to catch female pokes
>Jamming females into balls is apparently also a ploy of the patriarchy

There is really no pleasing those people.

What's the point of this shit?

Might as well not play a video game.

>>269998621
Burch, isn't there a NTR thread you should be masturbating over?

I think it's acceptable in some games. But wishing that all of them would be like that is fucking disgusting.

>>269998849
But Hitler never killed any jew, where is the evidence?

>>269993204

Should be implemented after beating the game on hardest difficulty. So you can explore glitches and shit like that.

>>269998820
It's called auto-correct, not "I-think-it's-this-correct." If it showed up and you didn't do anything about it, it's your fault, not the program's.

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>>269995430
>I was pounding on the rights of women instead of bongos
wtf anon I'm laughing like a madman here

>>269998615
HAWP took place over like 4 years or something

You can literally watch the Burches go from "Good Writers" to "SJW femininsts afraid to offend anyone"

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>>269998081
>anthony reads his vows
>"I will never put it in the butt"

If only he knew he wasnt putting it anywhere near her

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>>269993979

>>269994551
HOLY SHIT

>>269998765
Everyone is just pointing and laughing at him.

I wish men like Anthony would actually listen to his own movement that his opinion on the issue is worthless and shouldn't be offered.

>>269998940
good lord he is beta incarnate

>>269998954
Lol is he just now realizing that there are about 1000x times as many Beta males wanting to be pretty girls compared to women wanting to be men.

This whole "IT'S ABOUT JUSTICE" nonsense makes me laugh. These people are basically saying "I'm willing to throw oodles of money at anything that kinda fits my idea of social justice"

SHOCKING how now there's so many companies doing this stuff now, huh? And all of them are doing it for altruistic reasons, of course

god damn

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>>269995808

>>269998998
burch would never say nigger, he's too beta to even think about it.

>>269998998
Posting le epin jokes to Twitter is what killed 4chan and made Reddit/KYM so huge you fucking faggot. If you're going to post the joke, don't post a fucking screencap of where it came from. You ruined any humor left in this whole ordeal.

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>>269994551

>>269998778
>Anita basically tossing him a doggy treat for being a good goy
Christ, these fucking people

>>269998562
Burch is so fucking unabashed with the notion of changing things "just because" its insane. You can't pretend to champion the ideals of any one group's suffrage when the only contributions you make are coincidental at best.

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>>269999036
Shit I didn't notice the white line at the bottom

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>>269999042
I'm not watching the video but did he actually say that? What the absolute fuck? You don't fucking say that at a wedding

>>269999181
Even nonprofits are to be suspected. Most charities have more than 60% of donations go to administrative costs.

Recently a breast cancer charity was exposed for 98%.

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>>269993352
Holy shit, I'm dying here.

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>>269999020
Are you really making a point against me because I didn't bother to proof-read my post, even when I deleted it soon after?
And I'm the one living a sheltered life? Christ.

>>269997896
No, just SJWs and their ilk. There are still good games around. Just be informed of who makes what games.

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>>269994551

so is gone home actually a good game or not
i don't give a SHIT about some petty drama

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>>269994898
One step ahead of you, bro.

>>269993417
not zoey nixon, or at least i haven't found anything like that video
the search contiunes

>>269998681
Nothing wrong with a casual wedding presided over by a friend.

But spend more than like fifteen bucks on it and dress up a little bit jesus christ

>>269997910
I don't drink milk, it has too much iodine.

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>>269998778

>>269999461
No.

>>269999301
If you ever accidently stumble into these peoples twitter circle jerks you'll see that 90% of SocJus posting is people fighting over who can be the most "progressive" to gain credit with the clique.

>>269999472
Who this
Feel FIsh 2.0?

>>269999256
Thats not what i said is it? you "muh sekret club" faggot should learn to read. I said "screencap of OP's image, as in the fucking tweet. How is it my fault that some people screencaped the quote? i assumed people who just write it to him along with an image of the tweet or reply to the tweet or something.

I expected too much of people clearly. Learn to read.

>>269995928
Muh nigga. Emperor is best

>>269999042
He doesn't actually say that, right? He does not, in his fucking wedding vows, make a reference to anal sex. I wouldn't believe it even if I could watch this fucking video

>>269999461

Depends on what you want, it's a little game about "metaphorically" exploring someone's sexuality, it's pretty short and walking is all you do. If you don't care about the story it's not that interesting. If you do care about the story you should read more stories

>>269999413
Yes, because you can't live with the fact that you fucked up and can't come to terms with it so you just deleted it like a child would.

>>269993204
Or.. you know.. just play on pc -console, Cheat 1, Godmode

Fucking casuals.

>>269999461
it's pretty alright
if you like adventure games give it a DL

>>269999461
No, its really nothing special, its 20 dollars for a maximum 3 hour walking simulator experience with no replay value at all.

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>>269993979
>mfw

>>269999461
Do you like adventure games that have no gameplay or puzzles?

Do you like games where you just listen to someone narrate text non stop?

Do you like storylines that ignore anything interesting and instead focus on GAY LOVE

>>269999301
Deep down I think she was baiting him to start a flame war but then Beta Burch rolled over like the fucking cuck he is and her clearly tounge in cheek remark became some sort of reward. Anita's playing a game that's very obvious and Burch somehow managed to fall just within the parameters of not being burned by it.

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>>269994551

>>269998239
Yeah, there's a Hey Ash DLC for it. It's got his sister, Anthony and some other dude.

>>269998562
>It also makes the world a better place by giving young girls somebody to aspire to

>Girls if you work really hard one day a Norse God might turn into you

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>>269993352

>>269999532
You forgot to add they try to be the most progressive without actually doing something good.

>>269999641
Why is Burch such a lol cow?

>>269999357
what the little fuck doesn't even think about is that what coudl ahve been hilarious and epic like Torgue Flexington saying some random gay shit about his boyfriend would have made people go 'wait wut' and laugh. What he did instead was stupid shit.

>>269998849
well, depends on who called Jesus king of jews, because if it wasn't the jews themselves, then it wouldn't be a valid...Wait, why am I doing this?

>>269995551

He's trying to get a grasp so he can coil. Unfortunately reptiles are dumb as fuck.

>>269999573
You should have done it yourself you fat gaylord. Then we wouldn't have this mess in the first place. Fuck you.

>>269999617
Or maybe I deleted it because the word didn't make sense and I wanted to be clear.
This feels a lot like projection. You have issues.

>>269999472
Yes Anthony, that's the kind of happiness you wont experience being a cuckholded husband.

I think Ash was really cute when she had short hair

>>269999472
That is sad. There is a thing about schadenfreude,but it's about hundreds of people you don't even know, and you find pleasure when they don't get what they want, your life is really fucked up.

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Back in my day we used to call that cheats.

>>269993352
I fuken lost it at this part of the thread