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Halloween thing, part 7
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Oh shit nigger it's halloween.

You've decided to put on a costume and go trick or treating

Currently you're competing in a game of Halloween ball.

What do you do?

Previous threads:

https://www.mediafire.com/folder/ici3zlnn9ytyy/ADVENTURES
http://pastebin.com/sR3G3F2A
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punch own face
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>>269799437
suck your own dick
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>>269799472
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>>269799437
As soon as another player makes any contact with you fake grievous injury and get him carded.
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>>269799560
Explode into treats and blame the other team.
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>>269799560
Wonder what halloween ball is
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>>269799560
Wait a minute that skeleton in the first drawing...
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Make an effort to win
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>>269799749
What about him?
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>>269799884
He looks like a dork, go bully him
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>>269799884
kill him
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>>269799884
What a stupid costume, tell him he's stupid
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>>269799884
THATS NOT A COSTUME, DQ HIM
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>>269800048
"No, this is totally a costume"
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>>269800152
then take of them bones...no homo
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>>269800264
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>>269800152
Do this>>269799992
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>>269799564
Rolling for this. This is what happens in football all the time
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>>269800445
>>269800529
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>>269800445
Infuse skull with eldritch powers, then put it back on him
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>>269800793
You managed to DQ the werewolf
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>>269801051
FAKE IT TILL YOU MAKE IT, DQ ALL OPPONENTS
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>>269801051
Now were playing real halloween ball, we have to be very careful now we don't want to fall in our own trick
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>>269801168
You DQ'd everybody.

Including the referee
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>>269801414
fall in our own trick
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>>269801414
Claim victory
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>>269801414
Now our team mates are free to win the game. Go dio go.
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>>269801414
Did we win yet?
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>>269801559
As you about to, one of the judges suffer a crippling injury when he touched you.

Your are disqualified
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>>269801839
summon your persona
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>>269801839
I see what you did there. So who wins?
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>>269801839
fuck this, go throw rocks at children
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>>269801839
Become new judge and requalify ourselves
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>>269801839
Report him to the police somebody brived him and i think i know who did it
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>>269801975
I second this.
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>>269801956
Dio.
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>>269802227
KICK HIM IN HIS VAMPIRE NUTS
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>>269802227
Pull out a gun and shoot him in the kneecaps, that'll show the fucker.
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>>269802227
That means we win because same team right?
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>>269802227
DIO YOU BASTARD. We have to learn ripple or what
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>>269802227
HOW MANY TROPHIES HAVE YOU WON IN YOUR LIFE?
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>>269802369
You don't have any guns.
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>>269802507
BITE HIM
BITE HIS ANKLES
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>>269802507
Ask him how many trophies he's won in his life.
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>>269802507
Well its a team game right? So he has to share the trophy.
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>>269802507
This place sucks, lets hit up a diner.
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>>269802507
Fill out all necessary paperwork and legally purchase one
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>>269802565
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>>269802825
NOM HARDER....no homo
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>>269802825
NOW STAND WHILST HOLDING HIS ANKLE IN YOUR MAW
this will knock out any vampire i read it in a book
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>>269802825
summon your stand
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>>269802825
Drool all over his favorite shoes.
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>>269802946
"Hi"
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>>269803103
pick it up and hit Dio over the head with it
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>>269803103
call it "Smashing Pumpkins"
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>>269803159
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>>269803245
>>269803103
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NBkjcvNztKQ
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>>269803404
now take his mystical cod piece as a trophy
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>>269803404
now shout out that you want to go in the bounce house
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>>269803526
"You mean a bouncy castle"

"No, it's called a moonwalk, dumbass"

"Fuck you it's a jumpy bouncy rooty pooty"

"check my dubs"
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>>269803740
burn the plastic jungle gym
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>>269803823
"Fuck off, it's a rubber bounce fortress"
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>>269804040
sneak away with all the prizes while they are all distracted
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>>269804118
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>>269804356

Ask cat if he feels awkward that I'm inside him? "I feel safe, in the box"
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>>269804449
"Yeah, it's kinda weird bro"
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>>269804535
Welp, where to next?
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>>269804535
check quest log
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>>269804535
maintain sneakiness
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>>269804646
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>>269804853
add "Slay Gay Vampire" and check it off
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>>269804853
Where's the cultists at?
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>>269804853
Oh shit, that's right! We forgot to get candy! Where's our cult?
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>>269804853
go to biggest, fanciest house that has the best candy for trick or treating.
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>>269804853
Steal it from some kids.
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>>269804853
How many time we have left to continue our quest?
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>>269804934
Your cultists are beating up children for their candy.
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>>269805204
Good (rub hands menacingly)
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>>269805204
shuffle hands together and say "Good, gooood."
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>>269805204
go to the house that passes out full sized candy bars for the winners of halloween death tournaments
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>tfw you have gotten good at predicting which types of things op will respond with to certain things
I knew that bounce house thing would get us away from that shitty bore fest
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Find children and steal their candy.
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>>269805261
>>269805313
second
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>>269805350
>>tfw you have gotten good at predicting which types of things op will respond with to certain things

He literally just responds to the post with the highest number attached to it. That's all. It's completely random. There is no rhyme or reason to it.
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>>269805313
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>>269805563
>>269805321
this
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>>269805563
Assemble all the candy onto one huge pile and have the cultists bring us a virgin
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>>269805560
no retard, he's saying that he knows the WAY op responds to certain requests. silly-ily.
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visit the abandon ghost shak in the haunted woods.
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>>269805560
I meant like what he responds with to various shit
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uh, uh go and KILL for uh, your god?
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>>269805614
"THIS HOUSE GIVES OUT FULL SIZED CANDY BARS! TO THE WINNERS OF THE HALLOWEEN DEATH TOURNAMENT! JUST SAYING"
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>>269805906
enroll.
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>>269805906
kill that man
he knows too much
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>>269805906
Nah bro.
Follow those two kids dressed as Hansel and Gretel.
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>>269805906
clam your prize.
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>>269805989
"HEY, THIS GUY WANTS TO ENROLL"
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>>269805906
Kill him to start the tournament
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>>269806157
pick his pocket
you are clearly sneaking
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>>269806157
consume him he looks tasty
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>>269806209
"Whatchu doin nigga?"
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>>269806431
pick its nose
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>>269806431
>>269806216
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>>269806431
looking for the entry to ticket. i though tthis was a test
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>>269806431
seduce pocket monster
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>>269806461
"Ey, stop doing that"
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>>269806616
no
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>>269806616
pick its nose's nose
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>>269806616
Eat it and the guy he's with
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>>269806661
Yes
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>>269806616
get back to entering the tournament
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>>269806654
"Oh c'mon you ass"
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>>269806616
Fractalate finger
Pick all the noses' noses.
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>>269806732
>>269806793
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>>269806793
ok fine
no need to be rude
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>>269806797
All of them.
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>>269806876
YOu stop picking the pocket monster's nose.

The guy hands you a piece of paper.

"Sign here to enroll"
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>>269807002
sign it. check out your opponents
cue various cameos of previous adventurers
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>>269807002
Squirt some ink on there. That oughtta do.
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>>269807068
"eh, close enough"
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>>269807162
He'll never know that that's actually jizz
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>>269807162
PROCEED FOR GLORY AND CANDY
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>>269807162
now squirt on him
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>>269807307
You are moved into a small room.

When it's time for the match, the door wil open and you can make your entrance.
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>>269807435
fuck doors
bust through that shit
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>>269807435
strip and set yourself on fire
intimidation is key
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>>269807435
Check your game and watch, nigga. What time is it?
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>>269807596
"It's midnight, sucka"
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>>269807739
Ask game and watch to cook you some breakfast before the tournament.
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>>269807739
Midnight? But wait... Doesn't that mean Halloween is over?
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>>269807739
PERFECT FOR AN ENTRANCE
CALL FORTH YOUR CULTIST FOR SMOKE MACHINES AND OVERTURES
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>>269807827
Muffled cries of "FUCK YOU IT'S NOT" and "NOT UNTIL 1AM, HOMO" can be heard from outside.
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>>269807997
Check inventory.
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>>269807997
O-Okay, well let's enter. But first have our cultists play us some cool and ominous entrance music.
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>>269807997
set your eyes on fire
DO SOMETHING COOL FOR YOUR TRIAL
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>>269807997
It's 1AM a few states over tho
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>>269808107
THere's nothing
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>>269808202
STRIP
BLOODY YOURSELF
DO SOMETHING COOL
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>>269808202
draw up plans for your grand entrance
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>>269808287
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>>269808202
Wait for your turn and reflect on what you've been doing with your life.
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>>269808498
Turns out your first opponent is a little girl in a hello kitty costume
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>>269808498
Now enter
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>>269808498
prepare for the most difficult fight of your life
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>>269808498
Go get some bitches to help you in your entrance by dancing besides you. Everybody knows you needs bitches while you make your entrance.
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>>269808610
This.
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>>269808685
Damnit
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>>269808770
>>269808610
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>>269808770
Now enter with this music playing.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qyXGyxxw7dw
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>>269808770
Input the code to unlock European extreme mode.
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>>269808770
NO I SAID PREPARE NOT CHANGE THE DIFFICULTY
i meant like get some buffs and some shit
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>>269808829
You enter
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>>269809251
bitchin'
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>>269809251
Activate "it"
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>>269809251
Get ready to SLAM SOME JAMS
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>>269809251
Yell "Show me ya moves!"
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>>269809251
"Are you ready for this?"
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>>269809251
Your opponent didn't show up and you won by forfeit.
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>>269809251
check the crowds reaction
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>>269809329
What a coincedence. Your opponent is a jar of jam.
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>>269809329
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uints81YYMc
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>>269809525
COME ON AND SLAM!
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>>269809525
he is so screwed
NOW UNSCREW HIS LID
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>>269809525
THE FIEND! HE KNOWS YOUR ALLERGIC TO ALL FORMS OF FRUIT!
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>>269809525
Throw peanuts at him, turns out he is allergic to them
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>>269809525
STRAWBERRY? FUCK THAT SMASH HIM
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>>269809525
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bwv_2OKxZr8
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taunt him with a lof of bread.
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>>269809579
You charge towards the jam with the intent to slam.
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>>269809780
CRITICAL MISS
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>>269809780
He casts reflect on himself
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>>269809780
AND WELCOME TO THE JAM!
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>>269809780
Unleash a grape flavored punch, the superior jam flavor.
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>>269809780
But a twist, he is not jam. He is jelly.
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>>269809780
snake eyes
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>>269809780
You cannot slam the JAM.
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>>269809780
CRITICAL HIT
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>>269809805
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>>269810060
SLAM HIS JAM
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>>269810060
intense stare down
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>>269810060
What the fuck, we were pressing buttons
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>>269810060
That was a substitute, the real you is above him
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>>269810060
Good thing we going for a sneak attack, and he fell for it!
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>>269810060
THIS WILL NOT HAPPEN AGAIN. Pick yourself up and destroy him.
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>>269810060
>>269809919
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>>269810169
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>>269810320
You fool this isn't even my final form, he turns into a PB&J Sandwich
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>>269810320
intimidation is key
RIP HIS LID CLEAN OFF
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>>269810320
SLAM THE JAM!!
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>>269810320
Slam that Jam in MJ style
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>>269810378
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>>269810527
"YOU DEFEATED"
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>>269810527
>>269810373
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>>269810527
claim his lid as a trophy
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>>269810527
Now go for the half-court dunk nigga!
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>>269810527
Now eat him. Claim our prize for this match.
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>>269810527
realistic jelly splattered screen.
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>>269810527
K.O.!!!

You win, now use his Blood Jam to make a delicious snack while waiting for the next fight.
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>>269810638
Hotdamn, now you can't see shit.
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>>269810754
Head to the waiting room until your next match
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>>269810754
Don't worry, it will clean itself up.
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>>269810754
ZOOM AND ENHANCE!
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>>269810754
Wait a minute that one splotch. ENHANCE!
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>>269810754
lick it off
leave some dripping from your gaping maw as a sign of blood lust
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>>269810754
Something maybe written in the jam, ZOOM IN!
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>>269810754
Wait for your eyes to magically clean themselves.
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>>269810828
>>269810829
>csi mind
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>>269810829
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>>269811003
OH GOD
DODGE TO THE LEFT
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>>269811003
Bite off his hand
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>>269811003
Is that Dio?
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>>269811003
HMM.
LOOKS LIKE.
A FIST!
You should block.
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>>269811003
oh shit, giant flying freeze pops!
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>>269811003
Absorb his fist into your face.
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>>269811068
Nah, it's jam
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>>269811297

Slide back in that cool crouched pose, stand up and just the that neck crick cool guys do
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>>269811297
bloody screen, so real
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>>269811297
Activate your true form.
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>>269811297
bounce off the opposing wall and say "Petty good, but not good enough"
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>>269811297
triple sowcow off the backboard into a swan dive front flip dropkick.
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>>269811297
Another substitute, your actually behind *pull katana*
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>>269811359
You show your true form
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>>269811403
>>269811549
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>>269811549
Go back to your spooky form
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>>269811549
Oh great now we suck
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>>269811549
BITE HIS ANKLES
IT WORKED ONCE
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>>269811549
"It can't be! He's the super sayayayan!"
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>>269811549
I thought we became an actual great new one?
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>>269811549
HARNESS /V/ RAGE
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>>269811618
Blocked.

>>269811745
Yeah, and this si your true form.
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>>269811780
well activate your FINAL form
that might work
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>>269811780
cultist dogpile.
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>>269811745
This... I thought we couldn't transform back to normal. Our normal form sucks.

>>269811780
Well change back into a great one.
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>>269811780
Picachu, use lighting bolt, or something!
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>>269811829
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>>269812057
Use this to transform back and become greater and more power and terrifying than ever
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>>269812057
RIP OFF HIS LID
ITS THE SOURCE OF HIS POWERS
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>>269812057
And now, FINISH HIM!
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>>269812057
looks like he's in a real jam now.
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>>269811780
This shitty ass fucking bullshit artificial difficulty fucKING RETARDED OP BOSS FUCKING SHITTY
VIDYA GAMES!
activate rage aura and power up to super ragian
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>>269812057
Finish him by opening his Lid
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>>269812057
J-J-JAM IT IN
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>>269812096
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>>269812306
Now FINISH HIM!
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>>269812306
Devour the jam and absorb it's strength.
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>>269812306
Don't pay attention and manage to attack yourself
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>>269812306
FINISH HIM
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>>269812306
monologue time! Something about the nature of man and life to impress all the cultists.
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>>269812368
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>>269812540
IT'S DELICIOUS!
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>>269812540
Congratulate your cultists for their loyalty, grant them some of your power to take over the tournament.
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>>269812540
The twist was that he wasn't jam. He was jelly. There is a difference.
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>>269812540
Let's hope we're not allergic
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>>269812636
i cant jelly my fist into your ass
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>>269812596
Yeah, who'd have thought the guy dressed up like jam actually tastes like jam.
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>>269812835
Go back to the waiting room until your next match.
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>>269812835
Claim our prize and have our cultists put all the candy into a huge pile.
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>>269812835
ew gross
he was MARINATING IN IT
naked
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>>269812835
Oh fuck we are allergic
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>>269812835
your ink is now pink and deliciously addictive, like slurm.
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>>269812965
gasp
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>>269813041
>>269812902
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>>269812983
>>269813041
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>>269813041
Mortal flesh is mortal flesh either way.
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>>269813041
Wait a minute... EVERYONE WE'VE EATEN WAS NAKED UNDERNEATH!
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>>269813041
you look like a banana
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>>269813146
>>269813041
EVERYONE IS NAKED UNDER THERE CLOTHES
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>>269813139
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>>269813337
Stop drooling. You nasty.
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>>269813337
you still look like a banana
are you a banana monster
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>>269813337
Pink ain't cool. You are no longer respected by the cultists.
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>>269813408
nigga u blind

this is clearly an apple
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>>269813526
Your next opponent is a little girl in a hello kitty costume
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>>269813526
>>269812950
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>>269813526
BRING ON THE NEXT CONTENDER
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>>269813526
apple banana pumpkin they is all vegitivles
and vegitivles is gay
MAKE A MASK OF CEMENT
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>>269813526
streak
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>>269813526
remember you're in an oblivion style arena tournament thing.
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>>269813526
Turns out there was a hidden boss and it's one of our companions
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>>269813607
"Nigga this is a tournament, it aint over yet. NEXT MATCH"

says skeleton caesar,
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>>269813881
>>269813593
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>>269813881
Our next opponent is Nyarlathotep
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>>269813881
all hail chesser.
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>>269813881
Challenge that bitch.
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>>269813881
looks like we need a skeliton brutus
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>>269813881
do some stretches to warm up before the next opponent comes in. you dont wanna pull a spooky muscle
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>>269813881
It's the chick with the scythe
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>>269813964
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>>269814064
CHECKMATE MOTHER FUCKER
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>>269814064
get caught oggling the queen.
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>>269814064
The chess pieces are our cultists in disguise. They're there to assassinate the skeleton caesar
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>>269814136
>>269814064
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>>269814118
"TREASON!"
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>>269814354
Oh look our oppenent sho...is that the hero king himself!?
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>>269814354
you must now face the king along side your next opponent the black king.
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>>269814354
claim you're only into checker pieces not chess pieces.
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>>269814354
wish you could bone her
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>>269814354
BITE HIS ANK... ankle?
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>>269814354
Call the Yellow King to help you
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>>269814435
The next match begins
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>>269814625
>>269814523
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>>269814625
Well we should get a fighting partner too then. I nominate Cat.
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>>269814625
pawn to queen four.
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>>269814625
Chess set up!
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>>269814625
Tag team with chick who is conveniently there staring at you
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>>269814698
pawn to get the queen on all fours
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>>269814689
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>>269814827
Our theme music starts playing again.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nendMLrpI-s
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>>269814827
time for some mario and luigi superstar tier team attacks.
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>>269814827
4way chessboard match where you and cat are kings and cultists make up tge otger pieces.
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>>269814827
SQUIRT YOUR PINK JUICE AT THEM!
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>>269814827
DIO comes back pissed off and is all like "what was that shit back there bro, I thought we was cool. I'm not even going to ask about your wheat intake this time"
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>>269814929
The kings used DEFENSE SKILL : WALL O' PAWNS
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>>269814913
>>269815139
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>>269815139
the pawns are now pink, and serve you! HAHA!
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>>269815139
Dio makes a dynamic entrance and za warudo's
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>>269815187
>>269815139
they're addicted to our slurmm.
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>>269815139
Use Cat as a battering ram to burst through
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>>269815187
"KNIGHTS! EXECUTE THE TRAITORS"
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>>269815406
the pink goo gets on the knights. Now the knights work for us. hehehe
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>>269815406
incite a peasant revolt, for the knights cannot fight if no one will feed them.
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>>269815406
I think we gonna need some backup
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>>269815406
Go through the ranks, and squirt all of his units with your delicious pink ink.
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>>269815406
Time for an all out attack with your cultists while they are distracted killing their pawns
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>>269815479
Nah, it only got on their swords, which they promptly threw away.
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>>269815641
Well now that the pawns are rid of. Spray goo on the king again
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>>269815641
cat makes a daring bold refreshing move.
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>>269815641
Get DIO to help you
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>>269815641
The swords come to life and attack the knights
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>>269815687
They dodged
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>>269815883
AND YOU FELL FOR MY TRAP, CHECK MATE BITCHES
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>>269815883
use double team
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>>269815883
It was a substitute, the real one is above them
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>>269815883
Throw cat at them
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>>269816026
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>>269815732
>>269816154
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>>269816154
this is an effective strategy that will ALWAYS work
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>>269816154
Now's our chance while they are distracted our cultists jump from the sides holding them in place
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>>269816154
SLAM WITH THE JAM!!!
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>>269816227
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>>269816338
use vine whip.
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>>269816338
REALIZE OUR HEAD IS ACTUALLY A BALL AND WE FORGOT OUR REAL ONE AT THE GAME
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>>269816395
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>>269816527
now ink the king convert him to our side
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>>269816527
Now that he's hit. He gets his with the goo. Do a JoJo pose with Cat as this happens.
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>>269816527
hydropump
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>>269816527
The queen has checkmated us from behind
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>>269816575
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>>269816695
Teleport behind him
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>>269816695
Now force him to attack the Black King
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>>269816695
pepto bismol king vs black king.
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>>269816764
"Hahaha, no"
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>>269816879
Have our new servant attack him.
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>>269816879
Absorb the pink king
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>>269815732
>>269816879
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>>269816879
Consume the foolish mortal who dares not dance our dance
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>>269816937
Suddenly the pink king explodes.
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>>269817081
Proceed to PANIC
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>>269817081
Well... Atleast it's 2 versus 1 now... Right...?
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>>269817157
"Nah, that one was just a robot decoy"
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>>269817081
>>269817157
[Confusion intensifies]
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>>269817356
Rapidly expand the tentacles all over your
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>>269817356
Th-Then where's Cat?
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>>269817356
You just moved yourself into checkmate bitch
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>>269817434
All over your...?
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>>269817513
enemy
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>>269817513
...Friend cat
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>>269817513
Nigga, tentecle shield! If we get the enemy entangled, thats a bonus!
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>>269817513
delicious sandwich
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>>269817584
He disappeared
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>>269817737
Scan the room, he couldn't have gone far.
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>>269817737
Get cat to do something
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>>269817737
spray everywhere to find him.
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>>269817808
"Fine geez"
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>>269817970
aquire sweet shades
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>>269817970
Hey OP I made a shitty gif of the pirate "end". Play nuclear to get full feels. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7XmDYJBZZdc
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>>269817970
NOICE!
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>>269817970
Time for our victory dance.
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>>269817970
insult white king's mother.
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>>269818012
Fun Pirate adventure to Nuclear end..shit got dark
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>>269818029

>>269818012
zac gorman/10

I like it
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>>269818142
We're going to have to fuse together in order to defeat this enemy.
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>>269818142
shove that thumb up white king'vs nose hole.
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>>269818142
acquire bling and outswag him
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>>269818142
Now where is the white king?
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>>269818216
Damnit, he's too far away
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>>269818346
Are the two kings dead? Claim victory, nigga.
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>>269818346
>>269818346
A yes, the classic Castling move..used ONLY BY NERDS
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>>269818346
Ask why he has more than two rooks, he's obviously cheating
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>>269818346
Use Cat as a Javelin and throw him at the King!
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>>269818346
try to get him in checkmate but it's actually stalemate
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>>269818475
"OH YEAH? HOW WOULD YOU KNOW THAT IF YOU'RE NOT ONE YOURSELF?! DOUBLE NERD!"
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>>269818012
>>269818083
>tfw you were the one who first started pushing for the whole coma thing, as a joke
>didn't expect it would go so far

>>269818542
Double nerd? How would you know I'm a double nerd? Only TRIPLE nerds know. Are you a triple nerd?
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>>269818542
Be a proud nerd, show him your PHD of your Nerd Degree
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>>269818602
"QUADRUPLE NEEEEERD"
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>>269818602
>tfw you controlled the vote for the end and made him jump
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>>269818769
GET ANGRY
ANGRY ABOUT ELVES
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>>269818769
NERD INFINITY
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>>269818769
NERD OFF, PROVE YOU ARE THE LESSER NERD IN 5 MINUTES
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>>269818769
"you're both dorks"
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>>269818819
"FINE, GO AHEAD AND TRY IT NERD! I AM WAY LESS NERDY THAN YOU! I WATCHED STAR WARS! BUT ONY THE FIRST EPISODE! AND ONLY FOR 25 MINUTES!"
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>>269818979
I DIDNT EVEN WATCH STAR WARS
I WAS TOO BUSY SHITPOSTING
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>>269818979
I've never watched all the lotr movies and not even a single star trek movie!
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>>269818979
"I masturbate to regular porn"
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>>269818979

Tell him you have no idea why he's talking to you about star trek
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>>269819038
"OH YEAH?! WELL I MASTURBATE TO NORMAL PORN"
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>>269819151
>implying we can even use a search engine
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>>269819151
I have a gf
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>>269819151
You fucker, you stole my idea
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>>269819151
I THINK BLACK PEOPLE ARE OK
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>>269819209
"I HAVE A WIFE AND 2 GF!"
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>>269819291
Whoa, let's not tell lies here

>>269819338
I have a subscription to Sports Illustrated
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>>269819338
SURPRISE TWIST, I AM YOUR WIFE
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>>269819338
ur a faget
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>>269819338

It was a decoy, the real thing is above him
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>>269819427
"I DON'T EVEN KNOW THE MEANING OF THE WORD DECOY"
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>>269819575
I regularly have sex with the lights off, in the missionary position solely for the purpose of procreation
>>
>>269819575


C̸̖͍̠͇̥͑̎̑̈́Ő̡̦̜̪̪͍̩͖̂̾̎̒͜N̹̭̻̔̂ͩ͋̚͞͝S̢͇̱̥̈̀̊͆Ụ̶͚͔̗͕̜͆͢M͚̟̭̣̆̐ͦ̃͂ͭ́E̷̖͕̝͈̳͚͈͙̎̒̈́ͥ͋ͅ
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>>269819575
[Evil Intensifies]
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>>269819629
"Yeah right, as if. You're still a virgin, nerd"
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>>269819748

Put on your dudebro cap and pop your collar
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>>269819748
>>269819637
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>>269819748
Rub your dick on his face and yell at him to "smell the stench of a thousand unwashed pussies"
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>>269819798
"Damn, good move"
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>>269819917
now claim that spore was a good game and met all your expectations
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>>269819917
FINISH! Start drinking some Bud Light and have your cultists bring in a tv so you can watch the hockey game
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>>269819987
"You still play video games? HAHA NERD"
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>>269820047
"only after I see the IGN score and read their guide"
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>>269820047
now your phone rings with the mario theme as your ringtone
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>>269820047
I didn't say that. I have son who plays them. And I love him
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>>269820117
wuh oh
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>>269820234
A 3ds falls out of your pocket
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>>269820234
spaghetti starts falling out of your pocket
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>>269820234

weeb shit holograms pop out of our phone when we answer it
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>>269820316
"Hmmm...what you're hiding back there?"
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>>269820450
Y-you too
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>>269820450
My big raging boner
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>>269820450
it is the guy you play D&D and watch star trek with and it is accidentally on the loudspeaker setting
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>>269820450
pull out weed and roll a fat one

>captcha 420
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>>269820450

Slap on the deal with it shades and bust out kawaii girls seven and show him your complete h scene collection.
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>>269820557
Ahs hit you dropped it.

"Ahahaha, neeeerd"
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>>269820671
>>269820275
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>>269820671
No biggie.

You've got more
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>>269820748
SHIIIIEEEEET

"OHO! NEEEEEERRRRRRDDDD!!!!"
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>>269820879
it streetpasses with his.
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>>269820879
Punch him in the face
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>>269820879
admit defeat and walk away
then consume him while he isn't looking
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>>269820879
use nerd genius to make cool gadget and destroy him
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>>269820959
"Hah! Can't even punch me, what a nerd"
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>>269821129
>>269820979
>>
>>269821129
>>269821123
embrace nerdiness
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>>269821129
Fall into despair
>>
throw geeky comment in an attempt to confuse him
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>>269821129
Release your nerd powers. He knows to much.
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>>269821196
>>
>>269821352

Suddenly, a green blinking light shows up on your 3DS
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>>269821129
Unleash nerd rage, the true final form of /v/ rage
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>>269821384
>>269821352
>>
>>269821380
>>269821352
>>
>>269821352
A PS Vita falls out of his pocket
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>>269821352
An original signed Gameboy Colour falls out of his crown
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>>269821380
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[DESPAIR INTENSIFIES]
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>>269821529
You open it, it's Isabelle encouraging you not to give up
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>>269821529
A 3DS and a copy of Boku no Pico fall out of his pocket
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>>269821529

Check the stress pass.

It's from the king. What's he playing?
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>>269821529
It's Nintendo street pass, figure out who it belongs to.
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>>269821585
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>>269821568
7/10
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>>269821750
Nah nigga! The street pass! Check it!
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>>269821750
check your street pass.
>>
>>269821750
king's animu body pillow comes to life and runs to him to solidify their love
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>>269821750
>>269821602
>>
>>269821750
CHECK THE STREETPASS.

as a side note what is street pass? im not a nerd so idk what that is.
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>>269821865

When a 3ds gets close to another they can communicate and trade your little miss. Then see what they're playing.
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>>269821846
"Shit"
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>>269821975
Nerd
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>>269821995
AHAHAHAHA! NEERD!
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>>269821995
HAHAHA NERD
punch him in the dick
Fucking nerd
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>>269821995
STREETPASS
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>>269821995
you guys just streetpassed each other. awkward shy glance commences
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>>269822027
"NO! I was framed!"
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>>269822132
Copious amounts of spaghetti begin to fall out of his pocket
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>>269822132
realize his boku no pico copy is uncensored. steal it and sell it online for mad profits after ripping it and uploading.
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>>269822132
Yeah sure you fucking nerd
Tripple pop your collar
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>>269822214
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[Worry Intensifies]
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>>269822371
I think we both know who win this debate... NERD!
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>>269822371

Point and laugh at him. Be declared the winner of this round.
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>>269822371
cat is sick of both of your shit and takes out king
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>>269822280
it's time for a dudebro battle
see who can pop more collars
SEE WHO CAN POP BIGGER COLLARS
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>>269822437
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>>269822535
Declare victory. Challenge the skeleton caesar for our right to the candy.
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>>269822224
>>269822535
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>>269822535
that was a substitute
real one is above him
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>>269822535
Make a cool pose. "Checkmate"
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>>269822578
"There're still some fights left dummy, now get ready"

"Don't mind me, I'm skeleton Brutus"
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>>269822717
Charge ki
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>>269822717
plot twist:
brutus gets killed
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>>269822717
Challenge Skeleton Obama
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>>269822778
Etu Caesare?
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>>269822717
Drink milk. lots of milk
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>>269822717
Even you, Brutus?
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