Princess Hilda thread Lorule > Hyrule

>No silly/fun DLC where Lorule is attacked by monsters after the events of ALBW and Ravio becomes a reluctant hero inspired by Link

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>>269284141
Isn't there ALBW dlc in Hyrule Warriors?

>>269284535
Outside of the new characters and hearts; Alt costumes and stupid ass 8 bit weapons are all of the rewards for the Master Quest mode.

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>>269284230
I'd play the Fashionably New Stone Tablets.

>>269284230

>Fuck Hilda at the end

Hey

>>269284230

would he use a sword or just items from his shop

>>269285025

Both. He'd just be awkward with them at first.

The ending would be Ravio checking himself out in a mirror with a new purple tunic, now full of confidence.

>>269284870
>Implying Hilda hasn't used Lorule's restored triforce to wish herself into Link's bed for 4 hours of contiguous carnal bliss every night.

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>>269284691
Aw, that's a shame.

>>269285287

She wants a man with purple ball hairs.

>>269285336
Purple or not, you think Ravio has hair on his nuts?

I want nothing more than to be Hilda's servant.

>>269285424

He's got a forest compared to the lone tree stump you have.

>>269284141
>OP is one of those 'wicked sense of humor' edgekids

I bet you're already "Le No Stringz On Me XD" posting in /tv/ aren't you faggot?

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>>269285464
Would you do ANYTHING for your princess Anon?

>>269285582
No; Queen or bust.

>>269285582
Anything.
Anything at all.

>Hilda reminds me of a girl I danced with once

Can't unsee her face when I play the game.

More importantly

>Zelda game finally brought back blue/red mails and golden swords

Fuck yeah.

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>>269285582
Just do what needs to be done.

>>269284535
>>269285807
God damnit boner go away

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>>269285582
I miss the writefags who frequented these threads.

Anybody still have those pastebins?

>>269285807
>I would eat anything for my Kingdom.

Kill it.

>>269285559
Or, he likes princesses who are the exact of what a "proper" princess is, and one who has copious amounts of smearing purple lipstick.

>tfw no gloved handjob from Hilda with purple lipstick kisses at the tip

>>269285582
Almost anything. But I wouldn't betray my principles. And one of my principles is that I won't pull out.

>>269285309

>this will never be Tue cover of an actual doujin

WHY GOD

WHY

So why was there no Hilda alt for Zelda in Sm4sh?

>>269284535
Zelda gets a purple-hair alt, but that's it.

>>269286279

Because Sakurai and co somehow missed a lot of obvious shit.

>>269286279
Because she wasn't in Kid Icarus.

>Purple lipstick

You motherfuckers don't know what you're missing

>>269286078

>And one of my principles is that I won't pull out.

The war has gone on long enough sir

>>269286725
Black > White > Purple > Red

Objective lipstick tiers.

>>269286910
All this shit taste

>>269286882
Then surely the kingdom of Lorule can make these simple concessions.

>>269287175

They sound pretty small.

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>>269285946
We never left

>>269286046
"Entertaining ourselves?"

A soothing voice interrupts your fantasy. You turn around to see the Princess of Lorule standing before you. Your instincts to bow before her are over-ridden by your embarrassment and fear. You look down at yourself to confirm that this isn't a dream, your pants halfway around your legs, with one of the princesses' gloves covering your genital, as if it were protection.

The Princess of Lorule looks towards you with a stern look, as you shakily move your hands to cover your exposed genitals, only being able to muster a whisper "S-Sorry your highness..."

The Princess tilts her head inquiringly, ignoring your apology "Is that one of my white gloves?"

Your hands move away at her question, confirming her suspicions.

"How interesting..." The Princess walks towards you, bending down to see one of her gloves covering your genital, throbbing slightly.

"Do you realize the risks of your little hobby?" She reaches out and grabs your balls, caressing them as the glove rises up in response.

"Why...." She moves her head closer, her purple lips inches away from the tip of the glove, "I could have you executed on the spot for such a crime." The Princess's warm breath spurs the glove to throb, smudging up against her lips suddenly. The Princess moves her head back surprised, a purple mark on the glove covering your genital indeed confirming what happened.

The Princess looks at you, and-1500 limit.

>>269286910
ew. Black lipstick is ugly, so is white.

Purple, Red, and Green are the best.
And the best princess got the best lipstick

>>269287362
Anon is that it? You're killing me here.

I want Princess Hilda to step on my dick.

>>269287826
I'll give you green.

Black and white are still top tier though.

What happens to Hilda after her triforce returns?

>>269289046
The next game on The Rumor of Hilda series happens

>>269287945
Sorry anon, my computer is crapping out on me and I'm on mobile. Maybe next thread...

>>269289274
>The Rumor of Hilda
I like the cut of your gist Anon

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>>269284535

>>269289453
Games taking place in Lorule:

Downward Sword
The Massif Shoe
Panflute of Space
Arojam's Armature
The Weekend of Ravio
A Ravio to the Future

>>269287526
Kinda lewd for miiverse, don'tcha think?

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>>269289889
You can never be lewd with Hilda

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>>269290052

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buncha fagets

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>>269292448
Gonna need a source on dat Anon, don't leave us hanging

Holy fuck.

>Lo
>Hy

>Low
>High

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>>269294094
This will only be acceptable if you just found out about the game ALBW in the past week.

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>>269284535
>ass expansion
I know exactly where this boner came from

Hilda stares at you from atop her throne. Without emotion or remorse, she steps down. Suddenly, her unshifting demeanour morphs into a smug grin.
'I've heard you were planning on betraying me. My people.' Her gloved hand grips your chin - a sweet perfume wafts into your nose. It's a scent, her scent. 'This won't do,' she says in a low, husky voice. 'You'll have to be properly punished.'
You can feel a light weight push into your back. It's her foot, and she is relishing every moment that you're beneath her.
She whips an arm out. 'Take him to the dungeons,' she commands.


Cont?

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>>269296091
Go for it. More Hilda-smut is never a bad thing.

Unfortunate this thread wasn't as lively as the old Hilda threads.

>>269296091
Whatever, I'll continue anyway.

You are awoken by a light chuckle. Eyes burning, you attempt to make sense of the various shapes and colours before you. Not to mention that you can't seem to move, no matter how hard you try.

Then she appears before you, red eyes gleaming. 'So, you thought you could make a fool of me? Did you really think I wouldn't notice the little rat scuttling beneath my feet?'
It's now that you notice the shackles around your ankles and wrists, fastened tightly to cobble stone walls.
She senses your fear, and how does she love it. 'Go ahead and scream. We're hundreds of feet below Lorule Castle, so make my day.' Suddenly she lunges forward and pushes her soft body into yours.
You can feel each curve, the swell of her bust, the roundness of her hips. However, the only thing you can see is her face right up to yours, eyes-half lidded.
'Down here, it's just us - no-one care you.' She throws a hand down and grabs your crotch. 'I'll make a great fool out of you, don't you worry.'

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>>269297030
you have my attention. Continue.

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>>269297193

>>269297030
One more laugh and she slams her mouth against yours. Her lips are ravenous and she's pushing her tongue as far into your mouth as possible. She wraps a leg around you, pulling your bodies closer. Every bit of resistance only serves to stir her libido more. You can feel her hips gyrating against your dick, yearning for it. It responds, growing hard and long.
Through your dancing tongues Hilda groans with a wicked smile - she can feel every inch of it lengthening up her leg
Eventually, she parts from you, flushed and breathing ragged. 'So,' she says between breaths, 'your response to my punishment is nothing but primal lust? How disgusting - it's time to make you wish you were never born.'

>>269297701
Proceed

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>>269297701
With a lecherous, evil look Hilda bends to her knees and drags your pants down. Your erection, hard and pulsating, springs up into a salute.
Something wet touches the head - it's her tongue. 'What a naughty, disgusting cock.' She spits on it. 'Make it go away, the idea of a such a nasty thing in front of a Princess is blasphemy!'
A second passes as she stares at it, awaiting a response. Then all of a sudden, she grips it, cooing.
'So that's your answer? I'll make that evil cock disappear.'
She plunges her mouth over your length. Waves of pleasure emanate from your dick and across your body, all stemming from the undulation of the princess' lips and the ceaseless massage from her ravenous tongue. It slides along and around your member, swirling, hitting every g-spot along your length.
It feels incredible. Along with her hands gripping your ballsack, you can feel the release building up inside of you.
And so does she.
Suddenly, she stops everything and looks at you, unsheathing her mouth from your cock. 'What's that? You want me to continue?' She slaps it. 'Not a chance.'
Hilda stands once more, grinning like a right bitch as you struggle with an incomplete orgasm. But she doesn't stop there, making sure to give it a stroke whenever it starts to droop.

After a while, she relents. 'Okay, I don't like seeing any if my people suffer, even if you are a traitor.'
Her dress drops to her feet. 'But you must pay me back.'

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hilda a best
zelda a shit

>>269298571
You can only watch in awe as her underwear sashays past her wide hips and down her curvaceous legs, light, creamy skin on show.
Noting your stare, she flicks a lock of hair behind her head and turns around. 'Do you like it? The ass of a Goddess?' She shimmies it right in front of your length, which is only stiffening more. Slowly, she bends her knees, lowering the swell of her lips onto the tip of your cock - you can feel her sex almost trying to pull you in. A slight amount of juice leaks onto the head, sending shivers across your body as it drips down the length and eventually lands on the ground.
'Ooo, that's it, beg for your Princess.' She steps back and leans into you, her head turns towards yours and irises lock together. She raises a gloved arm above her head drags it down your cheek, eyes still looking into yours. 'Your tainted cock is about pierce my purity, how revolting!' She reaches up and traces her tongue across your face.
'Beg for my forgiveness, and I shall reward you.'

>>269299213
You nod.
She slaps you. 'Say it!'
'...please forgive me.'
She groans. 'Say it again.'
'I am nothing. Forgive me.'
'Y-yes... Oh, yes...' Her legs are buckling, all she wants to do is slam down onto your shaft and fuck herself stupid.
You lay it on thick. 'My Goddess is rewarding my futile existence...'
A mewl.
'...my cock begs for your forgiveness.'
She can't take it. The next thing you feel is hot, wet lips wrapped around your length, her ass cheeks spreading wide as she takes all of you in.
She growls and begins sliding up and down. The pleasure is too much, the pent-up feeling of her blowjob hits along with her current ministrations.

You cum a gigantic load into her. She squeals in joy as she feels an endless amount of semen pump into her vagina, filling her, completing her. Tired and satisfied, you look to Hilda.

She keeps going.

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73 posts in and the best Hilda pic hasn't been posted yet.

>>269299908
Hilda's moans increase in volume. Her sex is leaking cum all along the length of your dick as she continues to plunge herself up and down.
'I bet you're wondering why your dick is not letting down.'
At that moment, a particularly euphoric movement of Hilda's hips squirts another load out of your member.
She coos, welcoming the next wave of cum. 'Your Goddess drugged you - a poison for your dick.' Suddenly, her head turns to face you, demonic grin and glowing, red eyes. 'It's used on the horses when we need new colts. I hope you don't mind.'
Hilda returns to her play, groaning and laughing.
You want to escape, but the pleasure just keeps exploding from your cock - it's getting hard to think.
'More... Give me more!' Hilda undulates her hips, triggering another load. 'More for your Goddess. She wants to suck you dry.'

The sex continues for hours, and yet each orgasm warrants another bucket-load of cum - it just won't stop.
And neither will Hilda. Semen is pooling below the two of you, your cock still painfully erect, and Hilda still screaming in ecstasy.

'You little nothing, I will fuck you until you collapse. You are nothing without me.' She sheathes her hips around your dick once more. 'Nothing!'

>>269300316
how about the nude version?

>>269300738
more smut

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>>269300964
>implying this version isn't the best

>>269300738
A seemingly endless amount of time passes, and finally Hilda settles. With a wobbling legs she stands, goops of cum leaking and dripping from her sex.
You're barely conscious, sweat pours for your brow, and your dick is finally starting to droop. You can only watch as Hilda turns to look you in the eye - a small bulge has developed in her stomach, no doubt a gallon or so of semen.
She smiles at you with a sultry look plastered across her features. '...I'm impressed that you outlasted me. Not many men live to see me in this state.' She rolls her shoulders back, regaining her regal demeanour. 'You're free to go as you see fit. But,' she steps forward, tracing a finger underneath your chin, 'let's see how long you last without me.' She moans. 'Without your Goddess.'

Hilda steps out, her cum-soaked dress and underwear dragging behind her. 'But my people are very important to me, as you know.' She laughs and walks away.

'Perhaps I can change your freedom to a life sentence?'


Well, that's my contribution for today.

>>269294660
I don't have the game, and this thread is the first time I even found out about reverse Hyrule's name.

Just wish there were more pics of her. Decent ones, anyway.

I should replay ALBW some time.