Do you have any OTPs in Smash, or any headcanon at all?
I feel like Yoshi and Greninja would be total bros to eachother
These two of course. Also sometimes a brotherly relationship or a pairing between
Bowser Jr and Ludwig
"Mr. graphic designer, can you give us two big macs to eat here?"
"You know what I like about these burgers?"
"Even though they're 'big', they're actually little and their name is Mac."
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I threw up on the screen guys!!!
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I like to imagine Palutena and Ganondorf are in a loving relationship. I think only because I do pretty well when I'm playing Ganondorf and get matched with Palutenas in For Glory team battles.
I could see them being in a relationship. Ganondorf would always be trying to figure out her god powers behind her back so he could use them. Palutena would know about it, but wouldn't say anything because she thinks it's cute. Pit probably gets all snotty when he's around, like a stepdad he doesn't want.
Help me the autism is killing me
Not an OTP, but I like to think all the kids hang out with each other.
>Not worshipping your Godde/ss/
>You will never be one of four orphan kids adopted into the smash family
>You will never stay up well past bedtime playing Smash in your bunkbeds
>You will never get busted by Rosalina for staying up late
The adults are all having drinks in the next room, everyone is laughing and having a good time. Ganondorf went to bed hours ago. Fox just got another voicemail from wolf asking why he was cut. Samus is drunkenly leaning on Mac. I want an anime of this.
>Ganondorf will never read you a bedtime story about how Link saved Hyrule
>He will never hastily change the ending to make it so he was the good guy all along
>You'll never tell him you loved the ending
even though you already know how the book's supposed to end.
He's a fucking star warrior, dude.
I have no idea.
>Which should I suck up
>The pretty boy who can control time
>The pretty boy with the tomes
>Or the pretty woman who also happens to be a goddess
>I thought this was Super Smash Bros. not Super Perfection Bros.
>Where the fuck's Jiggly
>My feet hurt
I really enjoy the idea of Samus behaving like a goofball when nobody's watching.
I feel it should be canon.
What the fuck, Samus x Pkachu sin't a good pairing
They can't even have sex, one of them is a Pokemon and I don't even know if it's a guy
That's like bestiality, with an animal that can't consent because it doesn't know what sex is
Their relationship hasn't been really specified at all. I tried checking their trophy description, but all they say is that Nana and Popo are rarely seen separate.
I swear to fucking god. I've seen that fucking dog fucking every single character on the roster now. What on fucking earth is wrong with you people. It's a robot and a dog. That doesn't even make sense. Why does this keep happening to me. Every where I go to look at smash art then BAM >>268995706 here comes the fuzzy little dog dick to ruin your day. It's not even like hes furry or anything. It's just a fucking dog plowing DK, Bowser, WFT, Little Mac, Master Hand, EVERYONE up the ass. Don't even try searching for at of a female character without dog cock slapping your cereal off your kitchen table and then shitting in your mouth. It's unbelievable how much dog dick I've seen ever since Smash came out.
No. Samus is like 5'10". In the suit she's 6'3". The US Metroid II manual had a mistranslation (and the non-canon stats from the Nintendo Power comic didn't help) that neglected to finish the sentence where it specified that height and weight was her in the power suit.
But either way, Samus is still bigger than Little Mac.
>not matter how much you smoke, you will never me as cool as snake
That Samus is all over Cpt. Falcon's dick.
>She gon' get dat Falcon Dick.
>not a good pairing
That's your opinion, and I respect that.
>can't have sex/Pikachu might be female
Of course they could have sex, but they don't have to. Pikachu is a male - the tail gives it away and why would they make this one a girl when the Pikachu mascot is almost always characterized as a guy anyway (when he's not, it is never specified female, ever)?
>but it's like bestiality, right?
Not technically. Pokémon are sentient creatures, in our world humans are the only sentient beings, if consent is present there's not really a problem - theoretically. There was once a time when there existed no differences between Pokémon and humans; they could at one point be married to each other, but, as to what of that there is in today's Pokémon lore, its extents are unknown.
Thank you, kindly.
Samus likes her hamburgers
Also, it doesn't matter when you burn calories like a boxer or Samus, unless you eat them like everyday
>Samus is drunk and bawling about something since her life can be summarized as "everything i love dies"
>Peach is less drunk and trying to cheer her up
>Implying Zelda gets drunk
>zelda with that huuuuge ass mug
its a fucking pitcher isnt it
>Samus and Little Mac
You know how much of a trainwreck the DNA in Samus's genes must be?
The sperm would literally stop and die once they seen that shit before attempting.
They'll have to resort to adopting a
>mfw i just realized where that toad reaction is from
its not even the first time ive seen this
Everyone receives ~MYSTERIOUS~ invites to a tournament, they all stay in the same building while everything goes down. The invites are all from Master and Craycray hand, and but they don't find out until the very end.
I checked and the sibling part was Mei Ling using a proverb to describe their relationship. Really, the only way to know for sure is if Ice Climbers is revived out of the blue and they outright state their relationship.
It's not the quantity of smokes, it's the quality.
Some people smoke and get cancer, while some people smoke, look fucking cool, and also get cancer. It's a bit of a toss up, I'll admit, but I never said it was fair being cool.
The Subspace Emissary is a good start to a successful Smash anime with the following changes
>Character who talk, can talk
>Instead of areas being basic desert/fields make them the Gerudo Desert and Gaur Plains.
>Downtime is spent in the various ships and places like Peach or Marth's castle.
Or you could make it just like a tournament anime. But the various issues with a Smash anime are kinda obvious.
>Characters like Mario, Kirby and Link who "talk" but don't talk at all.
>Characters without a clear characterization (C.Falcon, Mac, Mario and Link)
>Voice acting all those characters
>Super Metroid's Player's Guide describes Samus as a strong muscular woman who is 6 ft 3 in (1.91 m) tall and weighs 198 pounds (90 kg) without her armor.
Everywhere says she's 6'3
It would be like Mirai Nikki or Battle Royale.
All the player guides were full of shit, anyways Nintendo already said your waifu is not an Amazon and the one who owns the character is the one who decides it's height.
More like confirmed canon, anon
>Look for this picture
>See the 5 disc soundtrack I convinced myself not to buy
>300 fucking dollars on Amazon
I'm going to cry it looked so good
>Ganondad in a ponytail
>Link's fucking pissed
She should technically be 6'3", but I say 5'10" is more accurate anyway, because even though the previous games claimed 6'3", her height was always inconsistent, and she would tower over some women, but then be shorter than every other man and others.
"Mister graphic artist, give us two Big Mac to eat here."
"Know what I like most about these hamburguers?"
"That even though they say they're big, they are small and called Mac."
>There will never be an FE:A style mode where the characters all interact and have funny and cool conversations with each other
God damn it Sakurai you made a fucking huge story mode that took up most of the space on the disk and you made it all silent I hate you
This is telling us Samus has the same rack as Tsunade from Naruto.
But literally the worst part of the Kirby anime is tat he doesn't talk. He's supposed to be the main character but since he can't talk they had to bring in Tiff and Tuff to kinda carry the narrative while Kirby was just there to kill monster of the week after some hijinks.
And Mario does talk but he doesn't have any real lines in the game and I think Nintendo in general wants to keep it that way. I don't think we'll ever see Mario deliver dialogue back and forth.
And no having a silent character isn't unprecedented but in a Smash anime who's going to be the "main" characters probably Mario, Link, Kirby, Samus, Pit, and Pikachu just like in Brawl. And out of those only Samus and Pit can really deliver exposition. Now this worked in SSE cause there were only 40 or so short little cutscene. But if they made a ~25min 25 episode anime, I don't think having a good portion of your cast including some of the most iconic characters would bode well.
Perhaps I should have used the word "little" here.
The feeling I get isn't that Samus is making fun of him, but instead saying she likes him.
Basically "The thing I like most about this is that it reminds me of you" cliché.
I usually have BroTPs,
>Mario, Link, Kirby and Pit hang out with each other
>DeDeDe, Yoshi, Wario and Pac-Man all chill out and eat like pigs
>Bowser and Ganondorf are villain bros and misses Mewtwo
>Kirby and Jigglypuff are with each other
>Fox, Falco, Donkey and Diddy hang out in the Great Fox
>Marth is always with Metaknight, Link and Ike. Lucina always trails him
>Ness is always with Charizard, Toon Link and Luigi
>Villager, WFT and Mac are always with each other
>Falcon, Samus, Ike are always out drinking. Snake was with them years ago.
>Everyone hates Dark Pit but Pit himself
Now that I think about it, all of the girls in the Smash roster are adults. Does this mean Nana hangs out with Popo's friends while they're at the Smash house?
>US Metroid II manual had a mistranslation
Uh huh, I'm going to need a citation on that. Those Nintendo Power stats were identical to the ones from Metroid II's manual, so until I actually see otherwise, Samus is as tall as every known source says she is.
Keep in mind that this is the same dude that says Samus is a "shemale" which tumblr promptly latched onto
and there's now an entire section of the samus tag devoted to her being trans
do you want to be a tumblr
Me and my friend used to write just god-awful Smash fanfiction back in the Melee days. We must have been like 12.
Fox was NTRing the fuck out of Mario, and Marth was Falco's trophy wife. That's only the beginning of the insanity.
are you unable to tell your gooks apart?
Kimura Hiroyuki and Matsuoka Hirofumi are not the same person, read those names and images again.
also I'll believe the guy with the faster clear time, thanks
There was a whole arc about Marth coming to terms with the fact that he's a huge sissy and everything. Ironically, he was still a capable fighter, but Falco was all but useless for anything other than flying an Arwing.
There's also the fact that my friend is the kind of autismal that used Sheik as a male self-insert, so naturally he was fucking the shit out of Samus daily and nightly and ever so rightly.
>There will never be a game where we get to see all the different Smash characters interact with each other and have conversations
>Captain Falcon and Little Mac will never have arguments over who can punch harder
>Snake and Samus will never become friends
>Pit will never fly around bothering Lucina for fun
It's such a missed opportunity
Pit looks so out of place in this group.
Probably because he's the oldest
What you're saying here is kinda hard to do right, I mean shit like this is fanservice through and through, and knowing Japan it would just be awful shit like tales of the world.
Do go on. Make me feel better about what I've done
and what I'm about to do now that Mewtwo is back. Like 15% of our fics were shipping-related, mostly they were Dragonball Z-esque fight scenes, as it should be.
>Lucas carried them to that bottom blanket
>Full season of tranquil slice of life with everyone living together
>series finale is a balls-out insane action slugfest absorbing 90% of the budget as everyone gets sick of everyone else's shit and throws down
Kid Icarus codecs featuring a variety of guest stars such as Chrom is the next best thing, though.
I really do think that we might get some kind of anime someday, or at least more shorts, given how successful the SSB4 trailers have been.
Peach is a housewive
Samus is single and can't find love. Also is a big pressure since she realize she is getting old and can't find true love
Zelda has a job that consumes all her time so alcohol is her way to release all her stress
Is a cute concept though.
I'd watch Nichijou with Smash characters.
I've seen this picture for years, and I just realized the empty seat is for Pac-Man.
>Samus is sad she can't get a bf
>Zelda is trying to deal with the fact that Link is as dense as a harem MC
>Peach has a healthy and happy relationship so she can't understand them
Fuck i forgot that the Cracker Launcher is an item, and is not in smash 4
ill miss it
>Source: Sakamoto retcon
And just like Other M, we're all going to pretend it never happened
Meanwhile, all the games, be it Prime or Super Metroid, show her as being the same size as her power suit.
I've never realized how badly I want an image of Peach and Marth making a cake until now...
>Mario keeps his token on Random forever.
>DK mains Judgement-only G&W
>Luigi plays himself with others, but has mastered Mario in secret
>Ganondorf plays a mean Jigglypuff
>Snake was evicted from the house of smash
>Now lives out of a cardboard box
My favourite part about Smash fan art is that Captain Falcon never ever takes his helmet off.
I'll look and see how much I have on my phone
I don't want my friends to take care of me like that again
>Link, Zelda and Toon Link
Do they treat Toon Link as a lil brother or like their child?
Aight. It's a shame my computer has been in transit over the ocean for a fucking month, or I'd have more to offer.
>You'll never be a part of a large group of talented people
If I look at enough fan art, it feels like I have friends
What makes it so easy to tell Japanese and Western art apart?
Even if both artists are good and draw in the same kind of style, you can tell which is which. Is it the colouring? The outlining? What is it?
I can see some kind of kid-parent relationship forming. Toon Link is still a kid after all, and he's away from his grandma.
Sorry, anon, I just save haphazardly sometimes.
As the special kid, adult Link feels a certain responsibility to take care of him.
>No other Link will ever have such a happy relationship with Zelda
I guess I'll throw in general shippy pics I have too to pad the content.
If there was a slice of life anime/manga/comic or whatever, I would prefer a Smash mansion. Kind of like the /v/ mansion, actually. Rob's the guy in charge of keeping the entire place together, cleans, that kind of shit. Kirby just sort of wanders around the place eating food.
What are you guys sad about?
Fuck shipping, where are the bros?
I'm not listed there. A mix between Zelda and Peach. I drink a ton, get super wasted, and then keep drinking.
I regret every single time I drink heavily. Not because of the hangover, but because of all the embarrassing shit I do.
I have too much of this on my phone for Christ's sake. Someone kill me.
Why must it hurt so hard...
They were in a picture of the day together. I don't have it though.
This is one of my favorite pics I've gotten from these threads.