>>268832778 >Crazy Pizza. >You get a order in. >Drive like a fucking maniac doing all sorts of crazy shit. >Construction work all over the place as obstacles for example. >Ramp off shit and jump them, jump bridges, etc. >While in mid air you see your delivery is right below you. >Jump out of the car in mid air and slam into the pavement. >Still alive. >Here's your pizza. >Collect dosh and if lucky get tip, if no tip beat the guy for tip. >Get a call, gotta pick up the next delivery. >Steal a car and race back to pizza shack or meet person with pizza. >Rinse repeat. you work your way up the pizza chain ladder and go from delivering to small time peasants to the president of the united states, whoes wife wont allow him to have pizza due to being a bitch so you must be crazy, take down security and ultimately assassinate the first lady and chill out with pizza and the president while getting a blowjob from his daughter. I kinda of think of Clinton when I think of the president by the way, aint nothin fun about Obama or his husband.
>>268832778 Ages back I tried to make a new TF2 game mode with pizza delivery as it's theme.
Map was a simplistic city with random doors opening up. The team picks up their pizza box (a remodeled intel case) and fight their way to get there first.
Problem was keeping it fair. A door would always be closer to one base then the other, so one team might get a bunch of lucky rolls and win. Was messing with the idea of their bases being halves of the same building but then the conflict would be too central in one area.
Make it a mesh of different genres as you try to deliver your pizza to the clients. One mission will be lighthearted romantic adventure with adventure game gameplay, the next some lovecraftian survival horror shit, the next some pulpy murder mystery, and so on.
Make it a text based game where you have to convince the customer to give you a tip. If you take too long to convince them or are too persistent they get upset and give you nothing. You have to quickly pick the right dialogue to get the maximum amount of money.
>curayzy moves to be as fast as possible to get dem tips >have to be faster than the other pizza delivers >gotta stay still and avoid obstacle, you wouldn't want to harm your cheesy and steaming hot delicious pizza >different kind of pizzas, more fun >with the dosh, you create your empire of pizza in the city, the factories won't run itselves >gotta be carefull of other pizzarias, get ready for stealth and parkours to get in theirs to get the good receip >build an empire
>GTA style open world mission based >timed missions >brawler gameplay, fight off muggers, crackheads >mission scores based on time, combos, damage taken, damage pizza has taken >progress from on foot-bicycle-moped-car with all having upgradeable parts >fight against rival delivery companies >enter the pizza delivery underworld >sabotage other deliverymen >eventually get your own store and expand your empire
>>268835162 HOLY HOT DAMN! >Online. >Rival clans made up of other players trying to get money for their pizza place. >The game is essentially building your pizza place to be amazing! >You can ram other drivers, beat them, steal their money, steal their delivery. >You can attack their pizza place.
imagine it. Flying a plane into a pizzeria owned by a rival clan.
>average pizza delivery guy >dont give a shit about your crap job >waiting around with bud who equally doesn't give a shit in the run down pizza place you work in > get a call where some creepy ass sounding dude says he's been watching the two of you all night and can't wait to CUT YOU CUT YOU CUT YOU >think nothing of it >have to go out and make pizza deliveries in the night on your bike >maniac is stalking you
>>268832778 nemesis system adding your "special" brand of toppings to low tipping customers find out anon is allergic to cats by making all deliveries in time rewarded with cat hair and so on also road rash style fights with other pizza shops in a turf war on shitty little moped's
>fps style game with driving/scooter involved >randomly generated maps and randomly generated spooky shit occurs when you're out of your car >one of them is the pizza phantom that follows you behind you and sneaks up on you to make your pizza cold so you don't get any tips >various customers and neighborhoods to explore and deliver pizzas to >can get an order to deliver to a ghetto ratchet as fuck neighborhood >have to hide from jiggaboos with knives while you wait in a bush while your pizza gets cold >feels on wheels
>>268832778 Make it similar to "papers, please". While delivering the pizza, you get a short bio of the guy you're delivering to. From the bio, you have to be able to tell if he will tip you or not. Tampering with the pizza of tippers will get you fired. Not spitting into the pizza of non-tipping peasants will cause you to lose points.
>>268832778 i deliver pizzas IRL. it isnt fun. it can be comforitng/calming though. imagine fall/winter time and listening to your favorite music for hours driving through your hometown and greeting dozens of friendly happy people.
>>268832778 >Pizza isn't actually a pizza, various crazy gangs trying to get it, never actually stated what is inside >Can choose to use a car, attracts more gang members >Or can choose to parkour across the city >Devil may cry style combat with all sorts of melee weapons >Guns are semi rare, have no ironsights and semi bad aim and aren't reloadable but do realistic damage >Have to make sure the "pizza" isn't damaged at all, can stash it before going into a fight and if enemies take it it isn't game over, you just have to retrieve it, but you only have a half hour because, the pizza box explodes if not delivered within that time.
Why do we make up imaginary games? They'll never be real and it's so depressing.
YOUR FAVORITE GAME IS NOW ABOUT DELIVERING PIZZA. HOW IS IT?
>DeS >delivering large supreme & 2ltr. root beer to Old King Allant >fucking faggot has a gate & didn't inform the store >try calling >son answers the phone, just tells me about his problems >fuck this i'm asking the neighbors >one house is a shit-pile, another is run down, another looks like a prison, and one is in the fucking ground >nobody knows, fuck it one last try back at Allant's >no gate this time! >have to pass barking dragons >up loooong elevator >faggot doesn't tip >least i have a barefoot waifu waiting for me at home
>>268838507 >pizza company is actually a black ops military program masquerading as a pizza delivery service >some missions are delivering pizzas >other missions are taking down high value targets fund. it.
>>268832778 >deliver to ghettos where ghetto niggers either try to rape you, steal your money, pizza or kill you. Any of which happening either deducts from your score or ends the game. Being raped causes a "big sausage pizza" QTE which results in a DDR style pressing of buttons you must complete in a set time and if failed, jizz falls out of your mouth onto the pizza, meaning it isn't accepted by the customer, or you take too long. Also the QTE is from the delivery boy's POV with rendered pubes to look at that move realistically with jiggle physics.
You can also get a minigame where you fuck someone because they can't afford the pizza, but this means you deduct from your end score BUT get a temporary stat boost to try and recoup your earnings.
There is also a segment where you have to make the pizza, which can be done like the restaurant scene in Octodad, hell, make moving about like Octodad meets QWOP, and you have to move your feet and press them down on the pedals
Also some people offer you a drink when you deliver, meaning you can gradually get pissed up and your control over the character/vehicle suffers.
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