>playing For Glory as pink Falcon
>matched up with another pink Falcon
>he doesn't SHOW ME YA MOVES at the start of the match with me
What online stuff triggers your autism, /v/?
Doesn't have to be Smash Bros.
Why the fuck do people taunt after a close match? Shit infuriates me.
taunting at all in 1v1 fighting games bugs me
i'll be bodying someone then they hit me with a random DP and they'll taunt me
it's like bitch you're still down 600hp from me why are you taunting.
i don't get upset but it's dumb to say the least
He's doing it to throw you off, anon.
>not playing as yellow dio falcon, regular falcon or animu falcon
>not doing side taunt and then down taunt for "COME ON SHOW YA MOVES"
>playing dark souls 2
>faggot attacks me while I do a gesture
Whatever at least I can dodge mid gesture now
>tfw you break the opponent's shield
To be fair falcon only has so many approach options. fair gets shieldgrabbed, nair doesn't hit most of the cast, dair gets shielded, and he doesn't have any projectiles to force an approach. Upsmash hitbox is abysmally small as well.
As a falcon player, most people I play against just stand still until you come at them, so of course you'd get tired of seeing the same approach because its the only one that works against a camp.
>mfw people don't understand the purpose of taunts at all, down to the very name
>mfw people complain about taunts, not realizing thats exactly the point of taunts, to make you cry/complain/bitch/spaz into an autism fit of rage
>mfw complaining about taunts is you doing exactly what they want
Nice job complaining about taunts. You have missed the point entirely and also have fallen for the exact point. At the same time.
Playing doturs and picking a hero. Have a hero picked out but don't lock in to avoid counter pick. Teammate sees so he switches to that character and locks in.
I will throw this game just to make you lose.
> Opponent accidentally suicides
> I kill myself to make the stocks even
> Opponent suicides one and then disconnects out of offense
> Opponent does something cool
> I taunt to acknowledge it
> Opponent SD's and disconnects
You know I consider myself a bit of a try hard fag but you need to have fun sometimes too.
>pick Lucina, Cherche colour scheme
>person I'm against is the same
>as soon as the match starts they SD (thinking they were me) and then disconnect
you could just stay for a proper match, I ain't judgin
>Taunt as Ganon
>Player either taunts right back and is a good sport or rushes in to get a foot to the face.
You'd think they'd learn.
it's annoying that there is no way to add someone as a friend after playing against them
>playing against this one guy on for glory 1v1
>both have different characters every time
>wins are about 50/50 and we're about equal in skill
>taunting and fucking around during random intervals
>we play for about an hour and a half
>he leaves eventually
>tfw I will never play against him again
>I have never met anyone else as bro-tier as him online again
I hope you remember me as fondly as I do you, David
ganondorf is so satisfying to play
>that standard A that does so much damage
>that amazing killing power down+b aerial
>trapping/confusing them into the tilt+up a
>easy to break shields
god tier captaindorf
>fighting some Japanese guy with Jigglypuff
>he wrecks me like 10 times in a row but who cares I'm a scrub so I stick around to try to improve my game
>he's a good sport and we'd start each game with 2 taunts and my Wario chomping twice to signal when to start
>eventually manage to git gud a bit and beat him thrice in a row
At one point I even got on the bike at the start of the battle and slowed it down so I could do the bike taunts without harming him.
>Luma can still move while Rosalina is dazed from having her shield broken.
Oh wow, fuck you Sakurai. No other character can defend themselves while they're dazed, that's the whole fucking point.
>Luma can still kick you out of a grab
>destroy that Luma
>rosalina player goes runaway mode
>Luma respawns 15 seconds later
So stupid, if you have grabs in your strategy you might as well not use them against Rosalina because it's almost impossible to pull off.
Can't even bother doing Marth/Lucina's neutral B either unless I already have the Luma killed or it's far off screen. I can do it for damage but I can't do it to try to bait him in to a shield break.
>lose against a player in 1v1
>the player switches to your main in the next match
Disrespectful as fuck
>There are people that get offended by Kibry saying "Haiiiiiii!" at the start of a match
>People getting mad at someone taunting them.
That's the whole point autists.
>Play against Falcon with Mr. Gaymenwatch
>at the start and every time one of us dies we both taunt
Was aPretty cool guy even though he destroyed me 3:1
But oh well it's Falcon, i can deal with that
I just have to get better
>motherfucker goes for a backstab while I proper bow/buff
Play as mr. game & watch
>shulk is falling to his death on his second stock
>autism kicks in
>hit him with the side B, get a 3
>comes back and beats me
>autism is very real
>Getting mad about getting BS when using buffs
"Go back wench you came foul spirit! After I ready mine secret power you shall taste bitter defeat!"
Yeah nah, bowing is one thing, but buffing? I'd go for the backstab too, for all I know that buff could mean the difference between living and dying.
I did the opposite of this to someone once.
>Playing some rando
>He's not very good
>Halfway through he starts playing my main
>He's fucking shit
>Switch to my main and btfo him in a mirror match
>Matched up against some guy named xXDarkLordXx
>Oh boy, here we go
>Does nothing but roll, D-Smash, and catch me with aerials
>I lose because all my attacks are too slow to punish and when I try to read her priority means she gets a hit in
Why did they make a character that basically can't be grabbed half the time
> main zelda
> switch to robin because hey robins fun
> Find another zelda
> Get excited because Zelda mirrors are fun as fuck
> Get my ass kicked
> Switch to zelda because holy hell this is gonna be awesome
> Match starts
> other player see's i switched to zelda and SD's twice
> Disconnects and i end up fighting another fucking lil mac next round.
75% of zelda players prissy diva bitches I swear to fuck.
>fight an opponent who did this when he almost beat me with Mario
>jumps around like he's a fucking Greninja
>chases me offstage at any given opportunity
Friends don't let friends play as Little Mac
>Playing against Duck Cunt
>Rolls, rolls rolls
>Keep rolling, rolling, rolling
There is only one way to play a Cunt
>play For Glory in Smash
>40%-60% win rate overall
>don't get mad at all
>play P4A/SFIII/BB online
>12% win rating
>channel the Fist of God into my body so hard that the floor caves in beneath me
I don't get it. Smash doesn't even bother me on a competitive level and I don't feel like shit whenever someone is way better than me.
>Player dodges/rolls everything just to stall the timer because he's at a high percentage
>someone breaks my shield with neutral B in a match where I was getting really close to winning after being stomped on
>immediately taunts "I cannot lose" while I'm stunned
I got mad
MOOT THAT THUMBNAIL AND THAT IMAGE AREN'T EVEN WHAT I WAS POSTING HOW DID YOU MANAGE THIS
How about a Sonic dunk?
>buy a used game
>they don't put the sticker on the case
>they put it on the ARTWORK WITHIN THE SLEEVE
>THEY PUT IT ON THE INSTRUCTION BOOKLET, TOO
Why the FUCK would you do that? Are you trying to make me mad?
>buy a game new from gamestop
>it's clearly been opened
if its a close match, and i was playing little mac, i do the up taunt to show that it was a match i felt truly triumphant to win out in the end. If i'm anyone else, i chase after them off the edge because i want to follow them for more battles.
>guy plays Lucario
>since I have a personal hatred torwards Lucario I decide to be the biggest cock possible
>I'm Pink Falcon
>get him to about 70%
>he's so predictable with his extreme speed
>throw him off the stage
>he does his mid-air jump
>I'm right above him when he starts the animation for extreme speed
my only regret was that I couldn't taunt
>playing vs a little mac
>pretty close, not your average shitter but not a good mac
>manages to beat me
>I fly up for a star KO
>Mac gets cocky and ups off the ledge to take the piss
>Star KO takes longer than he thought
>dies while im still flying
>AND THE WINNER IS... MARIO
That's what you get punk.
>the player switches to your main in the next match
How do you know it's not their main too?
The first game I always play Pac or G&W, and if I get my ass handed to me I turn up the heat with Falcon.
so let me get this straight. I main Link and Lucario, and if I fight another Link as Lucario, get a close game, then want to fight a mirror match with Links, that's considered being disrespectful?
>tfw Dante was meant to be in III but wasn't because of time constraints or something
it would have been so fucking good
>playing against lucario as the pink falcon
>he throws out too many fsmashes, I read one and hop-knee smash for ko
>next stock camp intensifies
>both at lethal %
>throw him off the edge and spike as he tries to extremespeed
I get way more mad than i should about fighting campers, even if I beat them, but that still felt good.
Do you remember his name? Because that might have been me. Or I was at least in a similar situation. I started feeling bad, but I wanted to give the guy a chance to win, so I didn't leave.
I love to taunt in fighting games be cause it's fun. I've both lost and one so many matches in fighting games I don't even care anymore. Hell I love the fact that the Jojo game has taunting as a mechanic.
>Playing For Glory
>Some guy named Ewic shows up
>"What type of autistic faggot names themselves Ewic?"
>Match starts, its an orange Luigi
>"This gonna be good"
>12 matches, 10 losses, and 2 wins later.
Smash is scary as hell sometimes.
>taunt to start to see if the guy is fun or a tryhard
>get rushed and hit
>faggot never taunts even if he gets a kill
The worst people, loosen up a bit.
People who start a rush but then see the taunt and back off to let it finish/do their own are the best people to play with.
landing the hammer is real fucking satisfying, especially if i land multiple in a row
>not having reaction images
I swear that was like reading RuneScape public chat
Edge guarders and heavy campers.
Take note of the time in the top right.
>killing a 20% enemy with Falcon's up tilt
>First person I played online after not playing online for a time out of a fear of getting my ass handed to me
>all japanese game
>alright let's fucking go
>only other person I played gave me this post >>268825307
I don't know what to think
>guy starts with feeling it
>alright i'll feel it too i guess
>the instant i start he rushes in for a dash attack
Killed him dead with great prejudice, that shit aint cool.
>Have a shitty win rate in Smash
>Do great in UMvC3 and KOF
All I wanna do is git gud with
Not him but let's see what he can do
actually capable of ko-ing
like his up tilt
yeah so he just used those attacks really well
>Get matched against a Shulk
>Turn my lag switch to the max
Get Mac'd, scrub.
>SHOW ME YA MOVES at the start of ever Falcon Ditto
I love you, my nigger
>catch a key while dodging against a godly pacman the other day
>star KO someone as Dedede
>face right, down tilt and hold crouch
Swagging on a nigga like in Brawl shall forever be eternal.
>play against any character with a counter
>they use the counter EVERY TIME I get close
>grab them to death
>they rematch and pick a different counter character and do the exact same shit again
Aeople just can't fucking learn, it's absurd. What are they thinking while they do it?
Why even play if you're just going to do that? Is it fun?
>mfw maining Duck Hunt
>mfw winning the most matches with him
>mfw 2-0'd a Rosalina and a ZSS with Wild Gunman "traps"
>you win again because they can't use your main for shit
>they SD early into the match
>SD to equal out stocks for a more fair match
>you SD early into the match
>they taunt instead of balancing stock
Damn people are shitty. They care too much about rank when there isn't even a leaderboard
>Losing against a Megaman that's better than me at playing Megaman
This infuriates me so much. Last time it happened, I closed my ds and didn't turn on Smash the rest of the day.
Falcon main here. I think I'm doing pretty good so far.
I usually play matches when I'm sitting on the toilet taking a big shit. Think about that the next time someone is beating you.
>people who play the same character after winning
Is there anything better than completely figuring someone out?
>Getting my ass kicked by someone, don't get a hit in before I'm at about 60%
>Start doing a little bit of damage and catching up
>Lose my first stock before them but proceed to kill them seconds after I respawn
>Get them to ~100% and kill while I'm still on 0%
>this crouching hitbox
I guess Squirtle never was cut from Brawl, he just evolved into WFT.
>implying I don't want another shot at beating someone as a character after they whoop my ass
This game is just as fucking camp oriented as brawl where are my flying off the screen falcon punches
oh hey guys let's play online so i can practice blocking projectiles because its all fucking people do
you guys play like fags
>play as olimar
>do his uptaunt where he spins around real quick whenever i kill someone
shit makes me laugh every time
>Playing For Glory 1v1
>Main Falcon, Doc and ZSS
>Playing Lucina for shits and giggles
>Against a Little Mac
>He barely wins at the last time with a conter
>Switch to Falcon
>Rape his ass
>He disconnects right before losing his other stock on that upper kill
>Playing again, using Ganondorf because i like breaking shields
>Against another Little Mac
>Take his 1st stock without too much trouble
>He stays on the platform for a while
>Suddenly the game becomes all laggy
>Lose a stock and then suicide because i can't into lag and air movement
>Lil Mac disconnects right after the fight
Why are Little Mac players such tourney/stats fags? Im around 400 matches and 73% Win rate, most of the time i lost was against a pretty good someone that kept playing against me because that's how you're going to improve.
I don't usually taunt when I kill people. I stand at the side of the side and make my character duck over and over again (this is the most fun to do with Bowser Jr/Koopalings).
This shitty game in general. Primarily the whole 2/3 of the roster with projectiles that are an absolute chore to punish on top of the retarded wavedash-fest that goes on anytime 2 characters get near each other.
>play some jap faggot online
>he picks pikachu
>immediatelt noticable 2-second input delay
>he immediately starts off the match by doing jump b
>lands and does standing b
>repeats this pattern over and over again
>spend 5 minutes trying to land a solid hit on the faggot
>can barely land anywhere without getting hit by the absolute shitstorm of lighning balls
>barely get pushed off the edge
>the balls run down the side of the map and fuck me as I try to recover
This game makes me hate characters I actually like because people play like absolute fucking chodes.
>lel here comes a free win. He's playing for fun.
On a scale of 10 to 10 how big of a faggot are you? Caring about win ratios in any game is stupid, but in smash it's especially so.
It's a lot harder to punish with Jap lag, but it's pretty easy. Jump over 1, powershield 2, Jap will always roll into you, then you grab.
I don't know, seems like most Pikachus do this.
But then again, I mostly leave matches when Jap names pop up. I'm like 7k miles away from them.
I was the guy who made that post about the meteor smash. I've barely played the character, but after finding that out I'll play him/her some more. The ball is a pretty safe move to use when trying to recover, and I found out it was a meteor when the enemy DK tried to chase me and got wrecked.
>Playing Game and Watch against a guy named "Tactician"
>I stock him, he stocks me, he taunts me
>Game time motherfucker
>I play with my food, getting him up to 200 percent damage while I'm still 64
>Every time he's launched high into the air, I side taunt him for the bell noise.
>This happens at least eight times
>Finally bucket him with a stored Thoron, send him flying
>I leave so that he can't get the runback
Damn it feels good to be a Game & Watch.
>throw out hammer as my first move
>get 9 and hit
>wait for the other guy's invincibility to wear off
>use hammer again
I absolutely love how numbers can repeat now.
Whenever some obvious BNF takes the first stock from my opponent, I SD to make it even again. I've been doing it for so long that when I fuck up and the enemy doesn't return the favor I feel somewhat offended.
Anyone else notice that anyone who plays one of the female characters is bound to use the other ones?
>Fight a ZSS
>Win, they switch to Rosalina
>Lose, they switch to Palutena
>Win, they switch to Lucina
>Win, back to Rosalina
Seriously, waifufags are pretty shitty.
>tfw you're 100% in Sudden Deaths because no one expects the Fox side-b dodge roll punish.
Tell me, Kirby friends: which is the more satisfying taunt?
Haiiii or the continuous woomp of doing the crouch over and over?
>can't put his water in a bucket
>first battle starts
>rush towards the opponent as usual
>he starts taunting right before my hit
>quickly retreat to my side after the hit and stand there for 2 seconds before taunting to say sorry or something
>next few games we taunt at the start of each battle
Keep an eye on your damage percentage. More damage means some of your attack hit farther, like Force Palm. Aura sphere starts off bigger the higher up you are too.
As for keeping that from being an issue, learn your spacing and get some basic combo ideas depending on how you like to play. Your down throw is the only one that launches decently at the beginning. The rest is up to you, but don't spam Aura sphere like a faggot. That just leads to you getting bodied.
>playing FG free-for-all
>start ducking and taunting
>two other guys start doing the same
>that one asshole that just attacks one us
>all three of us gang up on him and make sure he gets last place
>he leaves next match
why do some people hate having fun?
If I fight somebody who doesn't taunt then I don't taunt.
>Fight a Falcon who does a taunt
>Was going to rush him but back off and do my own
>He attacks me during my taunt
>Actually plays For Glory for glory
>Doesn't play For Glory for the fun of it
>Go to FG for the first time
>Most of my losses are because of that shitty control stick
How did you niggers get used to it?
>play For Fun FFA
>that one faggot with Pikachu standing at the side of the Nintendogs stage spamming Thunder Jolt nonstop
>3 of us just move to the other side of the stage and duke it out while he's busy spamming his shit at the corner
>he comes nearer so his jolts hit us
>one of the other guys goes and swats him away
Yeah that doesn't mean I need to stand around letting them taunt and fuck around ducking repeatedly. It's lots of fun, that's why I play it. But I'm not there to joke around taunting and crouching, there's no point. Just play.
If playing isn't fun, why are you playing.
>beat master core a bunch of times
>if you time it perfectly you can even dodge the sword flurry
>find out that every single fucking attack that master core/hands have can just be blocked with a shield anyway
>play Shulk online
>they shield grab or dodge easily
What's a monado to do? I can't feel like this.
Neutral/fair is usually a good option, same with a forward tilt
And his jab can sometimes stun your opponent into it
>Buster at start
>Smash when high damage
>Shield when you are at high damage
I've played against a million dipshits who do the same thing and it's fucking hilarious every time
>"they beat me with Charizard, I'll use the same character and show him how easy it can be!"
>read through this thread
>everyone agrees with OP
Wait, does /v/ hate fun or something?
I thought you guys loved captain bro
I do the COME ON taunt when i start a match with captain falcon. I want to make sure to tell my opponent to have some fun, dont get salty, dont take a win and just leave, lets play a few matches together
Nothing is more fucked up than the Rosalina mirror. Especially when you're both rocking the same alt and have the same color Luma out. Holy shit you just can't tell what the fuck is going on.
So uh..anyone else get this glitch yet?
I guess they have to hit you at just the right frame of the forward b animation
>dodge or block his fucking headbutt thing
>he still shields in time instead of being punished almost everytime
This is infuriating. Some characters have moved that should be punishable everytime when fucked up but they recovery way too fucking fast
You're not supposed to throw flareblitz out
Its supposed to punish projectile spams and landing lag
You can also aproach with a shorthop rocksmash then float backwards while the rocks fling towards you
>playing as Dark Pit in For Glory
>fighting a Megaman
>both of us at 100+%
>he charges a forward smash
>literally walk up to him and throw up orbitars
>taunt "Is that all?"
>"Can't help but feel sorry for ya."
I could feel his anger through the screen
>low chance to pull up cool stuff on down b
>bom-obs, Mr. Saturn, crazy strong turnip
>in for glory
>pull up mr saturn
>mildly amused because saturn is adoreable
>kicked in the face
>dude takes saturn
>turns and purposely throws him off a cliff
Why would you do this? I wasn't so much mad as just really upset.
>start off with Ganon, wreck shit (or on the rare occasion, get wrecked)
>if they stay, switch to Ness
>either they're cool guys who were going to stay for multiple matches anyway, or they're trying to get revenge by picking a zoning character
>kick the shit out of the latter with bat reflects and PSI Magnet
>have fun with the former while switching up characters in subsequent matches (WFT, Ike, C. Falcon, Shulk)
It looks like he's trying to do another Side B just as the Gordo should hit him. I'll have to try and see if I can replicate it. Seems pretty annoying.
I have no idea what you're trying to accomplish by shitposting like that.
>That one guy who plays one match and leaves, no matter the outcome
>I am that one guy
That's true, but if the guy is bitching about armor then he's probably having issues with Flare Blitz spammers, not just Rock Smash
punish with a fucking grab, then.
I have no idea it stayed like that the rest of the match and I couldn't use his forward B anymore because the Gordo would just appear in front of D3 like it does in the vid.
I also lost, I think if I remember right. ;_;
You must be doing your moves too late. Charizard does a retarded backflip thing and then has horrible landing lag if he fucks up the headbutt, you should ave plenty of time, just time it better. I punish it pretty much everytime
Then again I've played like 5 Charizards online
>Want to play For Glory but no I'm not good enough.
I like the Mii fighters (brawler best) but I guess I can't use them online, so how do I git gud with Lucina and not end up with a 100% loss record?
>Play as Captain Falcon in For Glory 4-player
>There's another Falcon
>Both taunt Come awn
>We team up against the others
When we show our moves... we truly become Super Smash Bros. for 3DS
I can't remember that ever happening. I remember people having fun with various glitches in the old Smash games, like the black hole glitches in 64 and Melee, and don't forget all the stage exploits people have found in Mario Kart 64.
I never taunt at the end of a match. I taunt randomly and always when we both have 1 stock left.
why are all zero suit players such fucking faggots? Every match I do a friendly taunt as dedede to see if I'm fighting a fun guy. Not once has a zero suit samus done anything but dash attack/stun me.
How would you know if you haven't played it.
Suck it up man, you're going to lose. There's one way to get better, play people and get wrecked and learn from mistakes and bad habits.
You don't even have to looks at your records. It doesn't matter, just get better. Someone with an 80% win record can lose to someone with a 55% win record.
It don't matta, son.
Naw. I don't know what triggered it but I wasn't hitting it that fast. Then it rose into the air and used a Tabuu shockwave.
That was my last stock so I wouldn't know if it would apply a second time
There are two categories of game modes online. For Fun is every stage with items and you can either play FFA or 2v2.
For Glory is Omega stages only, no items, and you can play FFA, 2v2 or 1v1.
1v1 is the only mode with stock, which I think is a shame. At the very least For Glory 2v2 should be stock mode too.
Could be worse
I faced a ZSS who did this pattern all the time
>Dash or grapple
>Grapple down and then in air hit me two or 3 times
>Then down on ground and up smash
>Repeat until kill
What angers me the most is how bad I was at countering it, but both her grapp and down B has ridiculous length
ZSS fags are so easy to pin down in their strategy though, it's hilarious.
Start: charge shot, dash attack. Use the jump spring to dodge instead of dodge rolling. Use the up smash when someone's falling down above them. Forward smash when they're ledge grabbing.
They almost always RQ when they get BTFO
Falcon's taunts aren't meant to be victory taunts. They're meant to issue challenges throughout the match.
COME AWWWWN = Let's begin, I'm not going to hold back.
SHOW ME YO MOVES = You're not performing to my expectations, I know you can do better!
FIRE AURA = My heart is shivering with enough heat to burn up!
Can still gather some friend codes and set up lobbies. That way you have more freedom and can play with Miis, so it's not like you're completely shit out of luck.
It is kind of strange, though, since you can usually use Miis in other Nintendo games with online, like Mario Kart.
>send guy flying off the stage
>looks like he's gonna die but could come back
>he comes back
It's not always and purpose but it's still nice for them to get another chance
So who plays closest to the Mii Swordsman? I love his side B where he spins and flies across the screen but no other sword fighter appears to have that, or I haven't unlocked it yet
You can't take custom moves into For Glory. But if you need spinning swords, go for Link or Toon Link.
Everything else, take your pick of I Fight For My Friends, Give Them The Tip, Why-fu, or THIS IS MUH NADO
But I use ZSS (and Samus) because I like Metroid....
No because if it's because of lag or just me fucking up one little timing when it's super close I get kinda heated.
Just a game though, but it just bugs me anyway. And then if they taunt too..GG
i love the fuck outta the game but someone explain why in the fuck lil mac ground is broken and also why does 80% of his combos have super armor also nintendo new lighting distance is fucking broken and hard to maneuver around with close to half the roster
I taunt whenever I get an opening to do so
It's partially a habit from 3rd Strike but mostly I just like seeing how many times I can ask them to show me their moves before the match is over.