>playing For Glory as pink Falcon >matched up with another

I got triggered pretty bad when I was SD'ing from a match with a DHD that had at least a second of input lag, and he started doing that faggot taunt over and over.

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Why the fuck do people taunt after a close match? Shit infuriates me.

>>268808009
You're autism makes you infuriated.

>>268807542

Lucario's who spam their B and Toon Link's who spam their B and boomerang.

>>268808454
>You are autism makes you infuriated

>>268808862
kill you'reselves

>>268807542
>pink falcon
>show me ya moves
fucking cancer

I always want to taunt but never do. I don't want to come off as cocky or anything and then lose.

taunting at all in 1v1 fighting games bugs me

i'll be bodying someone then they hit me with a random DP and they'll taunt me

it's like bitch you're still down 600hp from me why are you taunting.

i don't get upset but it's dumb to say the least

Roll, roll, roll, roll, roll, roll, roll, roll

>rolls right into dsmash or whatever
>powershielded, or rolled

I'm so tired.

>>268809189
Playing Wii Fit Trainer should get you out of that funk. She/He has god tier taunts that you just can't resist using.

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>>268807542
He's doing it to throw you off, anon.

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>>268807542
>not playing as yellow dio falcon, regular falcon or animu falcon
>not doing side taunt and then down taunt for "COME ON SHOW YA MOVES"

>>268807542
I always go for the "CUM OWN!!" taunt, mostly because both falcons dropping into the horse stance and taunting simultaneously is pretty badass.

>>268809225
dropping your own pressure just to taunt and getting away with it is pretty great

>>268809684
but he didnt get away with anything he lost the match and it was already clear he was losing before he did it

Pink Falcons are the biggest faggots online. Macs/Rosies/ZSSs are infinitely more tolerable

>>268809943
I'll bet you're a DDD fag.

>>268807542
>not playing as the mustard falcon
Okay guy

>>268807542
Was his name Shofu? He's a YouTuber.

>>268809943
Please. Falcon is fair, unlike those shitter characters.

>>268807542
When I lose my spaghetti at Gamestop

>>268810610
Falcons are fine. Pink Falcon players are faggots.

>>268810610

>Little Mac
>Unfair

>>268810817
What about based purple Falcons?

>playing Dank Souls
>invaded
>nigger actually bows

He has no right to complain when I stab him in the dick.

>>268809225

It's a taunt. It exists to taunt the other player. If you don't like it then git fucking gud, the other player shouldn't be able to let you taunt unless you're shit.

those faggots who spam counters, Lucina fags are the worst for it, but then again they seem to forget that grabs exist
also sanic fags, they all just spam

>>268810897
Making his air game awful doesnt compensate for a broken ground game. It just makes a unpleasant experience for both sides

Everytime I pick Palutena to try to get better with her, I fight someone with Pink Falcon. EVERY. TIME.

I'm not even mad though because it's Falcon, but still.

>>268811686
I picked a character to practice reflects with and then came up against 6 pink falcons in a row

>>268811686
Sucks cause these players will opt for nothing but dash atk/grab into uair attempts for the whole game

why don't players mix up their shit for once

>>268808009
I only down taunt with megaman when the words GAME appear since thats what happens at the end of a stage. Nothing personal kid.

>>268808009
I taunt all the time, even during matches while fighting, or even when they self destruct, it's great knowing that it makes autists get mad

>Be Falcon, fighting an Ike player.
>He starts his side-B
>Be on other side of the stage.
>He just holds it.
>"Come awn!!!"

That usually gets him to come over.

>>268813321
>Be Rosie fighting an Ike player
>He's charging his side-b on his side
>I'm charging Luma on my side
>We both know what's going to happen
>He holds it for about 20 seconds
>GAME

>>268813460

w-what happened, anon?

>>268813641
He charged forwards, fell a few feet short of me and took a fatal star to the face and he slip impotently to a stop

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>>268807542
>playing dark souls 2
>faggot attacks me while I do a gesture
Whatever at least I can dodge mid gesture now

>Opponent launches me off the stage
>I'm still alive
>He taunts

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>tfw you break the opponent's shield

>>268811941
To be fair falcon only has so many approach options. fair gets shieldgrabbed, nair doesn't hit most of the cast, dair gets shielded, and he doesn't have any projectiles to force an approach. Upsmash hitbox is abysmally small as well.
As a falcon player, most people I play against just stand still until you come at them, so of course you'd get tired of seeing the same approach because its the only one that works against a camp.

>mfw people don't understand the purpose of taunts at all, down to the very name
>mfw people complain about taunts, not realizing thats exactly the point of taunts, to make you cry/complain/bitch/spaz into an autism fit of rage
>mfw complaining about taunts is you doing exactly what they want

Nice job complaining about taunts. You have missed the point entirely and also have fallen for the exact point. At the same time.

>>268814328
>Breaking shields with Marth
Unf~

>>268814328
>not using his up taunt

>play as Ness
>at the end of every round, I taunt at the right time so that the little freezeframe has Ness staring straight ahead with his shit-eating grin

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>Pit v. Link matches
So much fun

>>268814328

>using that stupid spin taunt

Ruined.

People who play team based games with an emphasis on realism and don't use a mic.

>>268809249
also airdodging

>>268807542
Playing doturs and picking a hero. Have a hero picked out but don't lock in to avoid counter pick. Teammate sees so he switches to that character and locks in.

FUCK YOU.

I will throw this game just to make you lose.

>>268815713
You are a gigantic faggot for multiple reasons

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>tfw someone ragequits as they fly to their death

> Opponent accidentally suicides
> I kill myself to make the stocks even
> Opponent suicides one and then disconnects out of offense

Fucking what.
Also

> Opponent does something cool
> I taunt to acknowledge it
> Opponent SD's and disconnects

You know I consider myself a bit of a try hard fag but you need to have fun sometimes too.

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Falcon and Ganon only matches are fun as fuck.

>>268816285
I do that first one. I know you mean well, but I'd rather learn to not fuck up than receive charity.

>>268815886
no u

>pick Lucina, Cherche colour scheme
>person I'm against is the same
>as soon as the match starts they SD (thinking they were me) and then disconnect

you could just stay for a proper match, I ain't judgin

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>Taunt as Ganon
>Player either taunts right back and is a good sport or rushes in to get a foot to the face.
>Every
>Single
>Time

You'd think they'd learn.

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it's annoying that there is no way to add someone as a friend after playing against them
>playing against this one guy on for glory 1v1
>both have different characters every time
>wins are about 50/50 and we're about equal in skill
>taunting and fucking around during random intervals
>we play for about an hour and a half
>he leaves eventually
>tfw I will never play against him again
>I have never met anyone else as bro-tier as him online again
I hope you remember me as fondly as I do you, David

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>>268817230
ganondorf is so satisfying to play

>that standard A that does so much damage
>that amazing killing power down+b aerial
>trapping/confusing them into the tilt+up a
>easy to break shields

god tier captaindorf

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>>268814858
this man
he knows

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>fighting some Japanese guy with Jigglypuff
>he wrecks me like 10 times in a row but who cares I'm a scrub so I stick around to try to improve my game
>he's a good sport and we'd start each game with 2 taunts and my Wario chomping twice to signal when to start
>eventually manage to git gud a bit and beat him thrice in a row
At one point I even got on the bike at the start of the battle and slowed it down so I could do the bike taunts without harming him.

>Luma can still move while Rosalina is dazed from having her shield broken.


Oh wow, fuck you Sakurai. No other character can defend themselves while they're dazed, that's the whole fucking point.

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>>268819327
>grab Rosalina
>Luma can still kick you out of a grab
>destroy that Luma
>rosalina player goes runaway mode
>Luma respawns 15 seconds later

>>268819593
7 seconds

>>268807542

Taunting at the start of a match is how gamefaqs "Pros" are supposed to signal other "Pros"

Just a heads up

>tfw even m2k lost to roslina

>>268819593
So stupid, if you have grabs in your strategy you might as well not use them against Rosalina because it's almost impossible to pull off.

Can't even bother doing Marth/Lucina's neutral B either unless I already have the Luma killed or it's far off screen. I can do it for damage but I can't do it to try to bait him in to a shield break.

>>268811567

>grab
>backthrow
>hit him once

Makes for a tense match, you're both always an inch from death

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>>268807542
>lose against a player in 1v1
>the player switches to your main in the next match

Disrespectful as fuck

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>There are people that get offended by Kibry saying "Haiiiiiii!" at the start of a match

>>268820402

Why?

>>268819793
>caring about how good some autist is

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>People getting mad at someone taunting them.
That's the whole point autists.

>>268820592
Because he's basically implying that he's better at playing the character that you use. I should have posted "switched to your character" or some shit.

>>268820402
>beat guy
>switch to the guy they used
>beat him again
>nothing personnel kid
>disconnect

>Play against Falcon with Mr. Gaymenwatch
>at the start and every time one of us dies we both taunt
Was aPretty cool guy even though he destroyed me 3:1
But oh well it's Falcon, i can deal with that
I just have to get better

>>268808009
>It infuriates me
You just answered your own question

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>motherfucker goes for a backstab while I proper bow/buff

>>268820402
I do this against Ike players because I just fucking enjoy Ike mirrors

>>268821403

>Using buffs
>Bowing

You desevre every backstab

>>268821403
>buffing
>expecting them to sit there and do nothing

if they attack you while gesturing that's a dick move, but buffing is another matter entirely.

>>268814328

The things that DK's Side B does t to shields now are not describable on a Christian imageboatd

Play as mr. game & watch
>beating shulk
>shulk is falling to his death on his second stock
>autism kicks in
>hit him with the side B, get a 3
>saves him
>comes back and beats me
>autism is very real

Is there any greater feeling than playing Rosalina and Luma and knowing how mad it makes everyone?

I don't even need to taunt. The constant ragequits and rarity of rematches says it all

beating a pink Bowser as Roy feels strangely satisfying

must've been some hidden daddy issues

>>268816557

Not him but it's not charity when I do it, win rate doesn't mean fuck. I learn more if it's a close game and I have no interest in finishing off a match half-assed

I dont SHOW ME YA MOVES

I do COME-ON

>>268819964

>tfw mario's backthrow has a hitbox when he spins to throw you
>hits luma everytime

Fucking hilarious watching Rosalinas thinking they're grab proof

>>268820402

Fuck you? You're not the only one who plays your character

>>268821403
>Getting mad about getting BS when using buffs
"Go back wench you came foul spirit! After I ready mine secret power you shall taste bitter defeat!"
Yeah nah, bowing is one thing, but buffing? I'd go for the backstab too, for all I know that buff could mean the difference between living and dying.

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>>268820402
I did the opposite of this to someone once.
>Playing some rando
>He's not very good
>Halfway through he starts playing my main
>He's fucking shit
>Switch to my main and btfo him in a mirror match
Felt good.

>>268822129
>Fuck you?
what's the fucking point of the question mark?

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There is no greater feeling than landing a Mario dunk.

>>268821769

Those people are retarded. Rosa's not going away, it's better to get your ass kicked and learn the matchup han protect your precious winrate

>>268822314

It implies disbelief that you hold that view.

>>268821769
Is there any greater feeling than destroying a Rosalina and Luma who thinks they're hot shit?

>>268808009
I only do non mocking taunts.

So no DH laugh, no CUM AWN when I win, etc.

>>268807542
"Stop grabbing, bitch"

>People who use Mac as a crutch character when they're losing

lol, enjoy your Bthrow -> nair -> taunt x2

Real Mac players are scary but these jokers are free wins.

>>268821769
any tips for Rosalina? I'm trying to git gud with her but can't quite master the whole thing of attacking with a distance with Luma

>>268822632

As an Astaroth main, this is basically my entire XBL inbox lol. I cherish each one.

>Matched up against some guy named xXDarkLordXx
>Oh boy, here we go
>Rosalina
>Does nothing but roll, D-Smash, and catch me with aerials
>I lose because all my attacks are too slow to punish and when I try to read her priority means she gets a hit in

Why did they make a character that basically can't be grabbed half the time

>>268822518
no it doesn't, a question mark is for asking a question and nothing else

>>268809249
yup

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>>268820402
> main zelda
> switch to robin because hey robins fun
> Find another zelda
> Get excited because Zelda mirrors are fun as fuck
> Get my ass kicked
> Switch to zelda because holy hell this is gonna be awesome
> Match starts
> other player see's i switched to zelda and SD's twice
> Disconnects and i end up fighting another fucking lil mac next round.

75% of zelda players prissy diva bitches I swear to fuck.

>>268822952
kill yourself?

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>>268822723
>fight an opponent who did this when he almost beat me with Mario
>jumps around like he's a fucking Greninja
>chases me offstage at any given opportunity

Friends don't let friends play as Little Mac

>>268822627
>Playing DA CUNT
>Not laughing whenever possible
You're missing out

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>Playing against Duck Cunt
>Rolls, rolls rolls
>Projectile
>Keep rolling, rolling, rolling
>Projectile

EVERY
FUCKING
TIME

There is only one way to play a Cunt

>>268820402
>beat a guy with Charizard
>he switches to Charizard next match
>loses even harder

muh flare blitz

>>268823012
back to tumblr

>>268822847
Is SCV online still up?

MK's 'CUM FITE ME' is clarly the best taunt

>>268823182
I never see a DH.

I play him a bit more chaotic-like.

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>play For Glory in Smash
>40%-60% win rate overall
>don't get mad at all

>play P4A/SFIII/BB online
>12% win rating
>channel the Fist of God into my body so hard that the floor caves in beneath me

I don't get it. Smash doesn't even bother me on a competitive level and I don't feel like shit whenever someone is way better than me.

>>268823309
I played SCIV online like a month ago so I'd assume so

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>Falcon vs Ganon

>>268822627
>i only do non-mocking taunts
WHAT
IS
THE
POINT?

>>268817341
I know that feel
good games, Mike

>>268823328
I like Lucina's "come at me", it makes one of my friends mad as fuck. "I cannot lose" is great too.

>>268823374
Smash is casual, and you're actually trying in these others games. That's my only guess.

>>268822952

No? You faggot?

>>268823367
I don't see him as much as Little Mac or ZSS

But fuck when you finally meet one, this is all they do

>>268814184

>Playing dark souls 2

Get a load of this faggot

>>268823489
>Not doing edgy mask taunt after every smash

>>268823374
SANNNNNNNNNNNNN GET OFF /v/

>>268823309

Yes

>>268823567
yeah, but "come at me" is like saying "are you even fucking trying?", it's hilarious when they get legitimately mad over it.

>>268807542
>>playing For Glory as pink Falcon
This is how I know when I have a free win coming up.
So many kids playing shit just for the sake of memes.

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>Player dodges/rolls everything just to stall the timer because he's at a high percentage

>>268823489
>someone breaks my shield with neutral B in a match where I was getting really close to winning after being stomped on
>immediately taunts "I cannot lose" while I'm stunned

I got mad

>>268823182
People who spam projectiles with cunt are the worst.
Not because they're annoying, but
Because they're playing him wrong.

>People taunting when I SD

I know they do it to make me mad AND IT FUCKING WORKS

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>>268823684
Who?

>>268823706
I'll consider getting it, then. Just playing SCIII probably won't help me very much.

>>268823746
If by some astronomical chance you were a red Charizard fighting a blonde Lucina, I apologize for nothing

>>268823920

Not at all, the games are very different

>>268823951
Nope, not me. I think it was black hair Lucina and I was probably Oni Link

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>>268823895
MOOT THAT THUMBNAIL AND THAT IMAGE AREN'T EVEN WHAT I WAS POSTING HOW DID YOU MANAGE THIS

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>>268822393
How about a Sonic dunk?

>>268823845
Diddy's side taunt right at the edge is my favourite for when my opponent SD's. The one where he just leans to the side with his arms out and snickers

>>268823763
The sad part about it is every cunt who does this, I always manage to beat them because they have only one strategy

>buy a used game
>they don't put the sticker on the case
>they put it on the ARTWORK WITHIN THE SLEEVE
>THEY PUT IT ON THE INSTRUCTION BOOKLET, TOO
Why the FUCK would you do that? Are you trying to make me mad?

>buy a game new from gamestop
>it's clearly been opened
Instant mad.

>>268823895
fix your site moot

>>268808009
if its a close match, and i was playing little mac, i do the up taunt to show that it was a match i felt truly triumphant to win out in the end. If i'm anyone else, i chase after them off the edge because i want to follow them for more battles.

>>268824139
congrats man

>>268824034
That's nothing. I once saw a picture of a mechanical keyboard getting replaced by a horse pussy.

>>268824008
I know, but I prefer SCIII. I imagine that SCVI or whatever comes next will be closer to V, though, and obviously, I'll have new systems to learn up on.

>>268823895
When is moot gonna fix this fucking site?
Come on faggot, take a break from GG and waifufags for a sec and make sure your website actually works.

>>268824139
>what online stuff triggers your autism
>online
Whoops.

>guy plays Lucario
>since I have a personal hatred torwards Lucario I decide to be the biggest cock possible
>I'm Pink Falcon
>get him to about 70%
>he's so predictable with his extreme speed
>throw him off the stage
>he does his mid-air jump
>I'm right above him when he starts the animation for extreme speed
>spiked
>GAME
my only regret was that I couldn't taunt

>>268824356
See, pink Falcons are all complete faggots

>>268808009
because he wants to show you how much he's really feeling it

>>268824235

I don't mean to hate, but I think you are the first person I ever met who prefers SCIII mechanics to SCV. Most people want nothing to do with variable cancel ever again lol.

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>playing vs a little mac
>pretty close, not your average shitter but not a good mac
>manages to beat me
>I fly up for a star KO
>Mac gets cocky and ups off the ledge to take the piss
>Star KO takes longer than he thought
>dies while im still flying
>AND THE WINNER IS... MARIO

That's what you get punk.

>>268820402
>the player switches to your main in the next match
How do you know it's not their main too?

The first game I always play Pac or G&W, and if I get my ass handed to me I turn up the heat with Falcon.

>>268824443
mad cuz bad

>>268824443

At least he wasn't playing as the furry

>>268824519
I mean the game as a whole. Not necessarily the mechanics. Pretty sure V's mechanics shit on III's.

>>268820402
so let me get this straight. I main Link and Lucario, and if I fight another Link as Lucario, get a close game, then want to fight a mirror match with Links, that's considered being disrespectful?

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>>268824675
>tfw Dante was meant to be in III but wasn't because of time constraints or something
it would have been so fucking good

>>268824882
To some nerds

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>>268824356
>playing against lucario as the pink falcon
>he throws out too many fsmashes, I read one and hop-knee smash for ko
>next stock camp intensifies
>both at lethal %
>throw him off the edge and spike as he tries to extremespeed

I get way more mad than i should about fighting campers, even if I beat them, but that still felt good.

>>268820402
Or maybe he mains him too and wants a mirror match, fag.

>>268824882
Who cares

>someone dominates me in For Glory
>only get one stock off em in one game out of maybe eight

I would have lost my mind if I didn't get even one stock

>>268813205
I don't know how to break this to you, but that makes you the autist

>>268824882
Remember that /v/ is a horrible fanbase. That, coupled with how bad SSB's general fanbase is, and... You get this.

>>268825316
>using taunt makes you autistic

>>268825316
I don't even care if i'm an autist, shit's fun

>>268824356
Uhh, can you explain what's so bad or impressive about this?

It's just a meteor spike, you didn't need 9 lines of greentext to explain that

>>268825307
Do you remember his name? Because that might have been me. Or I was at least in a similar situation. I started feeling bad, but I wanted to give the guy a chance to win, so I didn't leave.

>>268825317
that is true, I briefly forgot about that.
its so rare to find other good Links online, though.

>>268825551
Because he showed that furry what's what.

>>268825551
I don't think the got the point.
HE WAS PINK FALCON WHILE DOING THIS! HOW EPIC IS THAT?!

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>>268825557
kevin?

>>268825610
I'll play a little bit if I ever get around to buying the Wii U version. Not really in the mood for this game anymore. I just load up Project M every blue moon.

>one of Wario's victory animations is him rolling around on his fat ass laughing
This pleases me

>>268825551
because he was playing as [cool character with pink color scheme] meaning he was a bro and he was playing against [furry character] meaning the other guy was a furfag

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>>268825803
No

>>268824675
>>268824675
I can see that. Chronicles of the Sword was awesome.

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>>268825940

>>268825982
Hell yeah it was. And it was awesome when you managed to beat a level 50 character with your level 1 newbie character or by ganging up on him with 3 of your weak characters.

>>268826020
kek'd slightly

>>268826020
>the Koopa Kids are the offspring of Bowser and Peach
But... They're not even the same species. I don't understand. What.

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>>268826020

>>268826295
Never mind, read the rest.

>>268825621
>>268825776
>>268825936
oh right

irony

>>268826396
What kind of child only reads a little bit and then replies without reading the whole thing?

>>268808009
I love to taunt in fighting games be cause it's fun. I've both lost and one so many matches in fighting games I don't even care anymore. Hell I love the fact that the Jojo game has taunting as a mechanic.

>>268826304
is that you David Stump Grinder?

>>268826496
*grabs you by the neck* Why don't you fuck off!?

>opponent taunts twice in a row
>i do the same
>he rushes me while i'm defenseless

Why is this allowed?

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>Playing For Glory
>Some guy named Ewic shows up
>"What type of autistic faggot names themselves Ewic?"
>Match starts, its an orange Luigi
>"This gonna be good"
>12 matches, 10 losses, and 2 wins later.

Smash is scary as hell sometimes.

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>>268826646
maybe

>>268808009
>taunt to start to see if the guy is fun or a tryhard
>get rushed and hit
>faggot never taunts even if he gets a kill

The worst people, loosen up a bit.

People who start a rush but then see the taunt and back off to let it finish/do their own are the best people to play with.

>>268826753
>Playing for Glory
>Character select screen
>See my opponent has any non-English characters in their name or their name is too long to fit on the panel
>Find another opponent

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>>268822393
landing the hammer is real fucking satisfying, especially if i land multiple in a row

>>268826496
Like, 80% of /v/

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>>268826719
>not having reaction images
I swear that was like reading RuneScape public chat

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Edge guarders and heavy campers.

Take note of the time in the top right.

>>268826987
>being a newfag

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>>268822393
>killing a 20% enemy with Falcon's up tilt

I was playing DK the other night and a Pikminless Olimar totally bodied me

Like, he threw all of them off the stage before proceeding with the rape train

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>>268826893
>First person I played online after not playing online for a time out of a fear of getting my ass handed to me
>all japanese game
>alright let's fucking go
>went 8-3
>only other person I played gave me this post >>268825307

I don't know what to think

>>268827230
How does that even work?

>>268827230
>losing to Olimar ever, Pikmin or not

Anon, I commend you. It takes so much courage to publicly announce that you suck.

>>268826987
*stabs you in the balls* I said back the fuck off?!

>>268827031
okay im gonna play pacman now

>>268827137
u wot m8

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>>268826740
>Shulk mirror
>guy starts with feeling it
>alright i'll feel it too i guess
>the instant i start he rushes in for a dash attack
>mfw

Killed him dead with great prejudice, that shit aint cool.

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>>268823374
>Have a shitty win rate in Smash
>Do great in UMvC3 and KOF
All I wanna do is git gud with Dedede

>>268827305
Not him but let's see what he can do

>jab
decent
>forward tilt
actually capable of ko-ing
>up tilt
decent
>down tilt
spammable
>neutral air
like his up tilt
>run attack
pretty generic

yeah so he just used those attacks really well

>>268827031
motherfuckers always underestimate the key

speed, power, everything they never see it coming

>>268827356
I actually evened it out in the second half

And this guy was inhumanely good, you had to be there

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>>268827497
>Get matched against a Shulk
>Turn my lag switch to the max
>Win

Get Mac'd, scrub.

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>>268807542
>best alt.
>SHOW ME YA MOVES at the start of ever Falcon Ditto
I love you, my nigger

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>>268827585
>catch a key while dodging against a godly pacman the other day

>>268827428
Do it motherfucker we don't have enough Pac Bros out there.

I'm really trying to master him.

>>268827737
I've been trying to git gud with G&W, we should play together m8

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>>268808009

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>>268827685
>cheat
>lol get rekt kid

>>268827630
Was he a Japanese player? Because I swear, every Japanese guy I've fought has done some crazy shit.

>>268820402
>Mirror matches in general.

>>268827356
It's okay to lose as Donkey Kong

>>268827230
sololimar the new solopo

this is why I don't play online often. I'm shy as hell and smashing with someone is almost like making love.

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>star KO someone as Dedede
>face right, down tilt and hold crouch
Swagging on a nigga like in Brawl shall forever be eternal.

>>268826505
WRRRRRRRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

>>268814328
thanks doc

>play against any character with a counter
>they use the counter EVERY TIME I get close
>grab them to death
>they rematch and pick a different counter character and do the exact same shit again
Aeople just can't fucking learn, it's absurd. What are they thinking while they do it?
Why even play if you're just going to do that? Is it fun?

>>268820402
Not everyone mains a different character you autist

>>268816532
>nobody plays Falcon online
I've played about five Falcons out of my 150 games, and only two were good

>>268827230
That might legitimately have been me. I always hurl my Pikmin away and Solimar the fuck out of people. I don't remember a DK though. What was your name?

>>268827786
>G&W
My nigga.

He's my secondary. I have work in 20 minutes though.

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>mfw maining Duck Hunt
>mfw winning the most matches with him
>mfw 2-0'd a Rosalina and a ZSS with Wild Gunman "traps"

>>268828015
I'm like this too though it's only when it comes to playing with anons. I'm asocial as fuck even when it comes to playing vidya with random people.

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>>268820402
>you win again because they can't use your main for shit

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>>268827918
Yep

>mfw Japanese Marth players

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>>268828015
this guy gets it

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>they SD early into the match
>SD to equal out stocks for a more fair match
>you SD early into the match
>they taunt instead of balancing stock
Damn people are shitty. They care too much about rank when there isn't even a leaderboard

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>>268807542
>Losing against a Megaman that's better than me at playing Megaman

This infuriates me so much. Last time it happened, I closed my ds and didn't turn on Smash the rest of the day.

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>>268828015
Don't worry. I'll be gentle.

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>>268828053

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>>268828105
Falcon main here. I think I'm doing pretty good so far.

>>268828015
I usually play matches when I'm sitting on the toilet taking a big shit. Think about that the next time someone is beating you.

>/v/ gets buttflustered by taunts
Disgusting.

My whole record has dropped down to a 70 since I started using characters that are fun as opposed to characters I'm good with.

Thankfully I don't give a fuck about my record.

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>people who play the same character after winning

Is there anything better than completely figuring someone out?

>Getting my ass kicked by someone, don't get a hit in before I'm at about 60%
>Start doing a little bit of damage and catching up
>Lose my first stock before them but proceed to kill them seconds after I respawn
>Get them to ~100% and kill while I'm still on 0%

>>268829165
Maybe they have fun playing that character

>>268829165
>changing characters
Damn I hate changing characters. I have the most fun playing as Falcon, but I feel obligated to switch after they do. Other characters are boring

>>268807883
>DHD

The name is Duck Hunt, retarded fuck

>>268829165
I feel really bad for sticking with the same character for 2+ fights, but I just want to git gud with them, that's all.

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>this crouching hitbox

I guess Squirtle never was cut from Brawl, he just evolved into WFT.

>>268829490
>Other characters are boring
what is pac man?
what is G&W?
what is Ganon?

>>268829787
wft's crouch is a fucking taunt.

>>268829502
You mean his name in one of three regions is Duck Hunt

>>268829165
You shouldn't switch if you win. Think tournament rules. Winner moves on, loser can switch if he wants.

>>268829787
Meant to say hurtbox

>>268829861
I still can't believe they made it a crawl, it's so fucking funny

>playing For Glory as pink Falcon

You gay breh?

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>>268829165
>implying I don't want another shot at beating someone as a character after they whoop my ass

>>268829863
2 of 3 regions.

This game is just as fucking camp oriented as brawl where are my flying off the screen falcon punches

oh hey guys let's play online so i can practice blocking projectiles because its all fucking people do

you guys play like fags

>>268829787
>Zelda's final smash hits crouched WFT

Fucking bullshit, the CPU's refuse to use the final smash when you're crouching because even they think it'll miss.

>>268829951
>playing For Glory as anybody but pink Falcon

No, you gay breh

>>268829863
>not typing it as Dah Cunt

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>>268830104

>>268829951
>Falcon

The name is F-Zero, retarded fuck

>>268830373
I just tested it out, he's right. Zelda + Shiek outright refuse to use the final smash when a WFT is crouching, they think it will miss. It actually doesn't though.

>WFT's Side B has a meteor effect
HOLY SHIT I JUST FOUND OUT

>>268830390
No it's Metroid idiot

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>play as olimar
>wreck shit
>do his uptaunt where he spins around real quick whenever i kill someone

shit makes me laugh every time

>>268830390

What did you think the F stands for?

>>268830528
>WFT
Who gives a shit?

>>268821403
Nigga if you buff for any reason other than making dark magicfags butthurt, you're a fag. It's kinda acceptable mid-combat though.

>>268830696
Are you implying that WFT is bad?

>>268830696
but muh waifu

>>268819793
>m2k

literally who

>>268831172
indie wrestler who's a shitty ripoff of chris jericho

>Playing For Glory 1v1
>Main Falcon, Doc and ZSS
>Playing Lucina for shits and giggles
>Against a Little Mac
>He barely wins at the last time with a conter
>Switch to Falcon
>Rape his ass
>He disconnects right before losing his other stock on that upper kill
>Playing again, using Ganondorf because i like breaking shields
>Against another Little Mac
>Take his 1st stock without too much trouble
>He stays on the platform for a while
>Suddenly the game becomes all laggy
>Lose a stock and then suicide because i can't into lag and air movement
>Lil Mac disconnects right after the fight

Why are Little Mac players such tourney/stats fags? Im around 400 matches and 73% Win rate, most of the time i lost was against a pretty good someone that kept playing against me because that's how you're going to improve.

>>268831052
Not terrible, but not the best.

Just who fucking cares? 3 people play WFT and nobody was hyped for it.

>>268831437
>nobody likes this character because I said so

ok

>>268808009
I don't usually taunt when I kill people. I stand at the side of the side and make my character duck over and over again (this is the most fun to do with Bowser Jr/Koopalings).

>>268831437
Stop pulling assumptions out of your ass, please.

We get it, you weren't happy about WFT being in smash, but I like the diversity.

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>>268807542
This shitty game in general. Primarily the whole 2/3 of the roster with projectiles that are an absolute chore to punish on top of the retarded wavedash-fest that goes on anytime 2 characters get near each other.

>play some jap faggot online
>pick Dedede
>he picks pikachu
>immediatelt noticable 2-second input delay
>he immediately starts off the match by doing jump b
>lands and does standing b
>repeats this pattern over and over again
>spend 5 minutes trying to land a solid hit on the faggot
>can barely land anywhere without getting hit by the absolute shitstorm of lighning balls
>barely get pushed off the edge
>the balls run down the side of the map and fuck me as I try to recover
>mfw

This game makes me hate characters I actually like because people play like absolute fucking chodes.

>people who attack others taunting at the beginning of a match

Tryhard as fuck

>not taking animu falcon or glorious captain rainbow
nigga please

>>268831479
Never said that anon. Please reread my post.

>>268823715
>lel here comes a free win. He's playing for fun.
On a scale of 10 to 10 how big of a faggot are you? Caring about win ratios in any game is stupid, but in smash it's especially so.

>>268823367
>I play him a bit more chaotic-like.

You mean you play THEM a bit more chaotic-like

>>268831613
It's a lot harder to punish with Jap lag, but it's pretty easy. Jump over 1, powershield 2, Jap will always roll into you, then you grab.
I don't know, seems like most Pikachus do this.
But then again, I mostly leave matches when Jap names pop up. I'm like 7k miles away from them.

>>268831437
I was the guy who made that post about the meteor smash. I've barely played the character, but after finding that out I'll play him/her some more. The ball is a pretty safe move to use when trying to recover, and I found out it was a meteor when the enemy DK tried to chase me and got wrecked.

>>268831858
You just stated, as a fact, that no one was hyped for WFT, with absolutely no kind of backing to it.

>>268831765
which one is rainbow

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>Playing Game and Watch against a guy named "Tactician"
>I stock him, he stocks me, he taunts me
>Game time motherfucker
>I play with my food, getting him up to 200 percent damage while I'm still 64
>Every time he's launched high into the air, I side taunt him for the bell noise.
>This happens at least eight times
>Finally bucket him with a stored Thoron, send him flying
>I leave so that he can't get the runback

Damn it feels good to be a Game & Watch.

>>268832194
>I leave so that he can't get the runback
Ha, get a load of this bitch nigger.

>>268832194
>play G&W
>throw out hammer as my first move
>get 9 and hit
>wait for the other guy's invincibility to wear off
>use hammer again
>another 9

PURE SKILL!

I absolutely love how numbers can repeat now.

>>268832194
I love playing G&W. Except against Greninja. I just can't seem to win against Greninjas.

>>268832134
light blue purple scarf

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Whenever some obvious BNF takes the first stock from my opponent, I SD to make it even again. I've been doing it for so long that when I fuck up and the enemy doesn't return the favor I feel somewhat offended.

>>268832194
> playing against a friend while on Skype
> pick G&W for shits
> so does he
> JUDGEMENT ONLY
Probably one of the most "fun" matches. Roilling the dice, all day errery day.

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Anyone else notice that anyone who plays one of the female characters is bound to use the other ones?

>Fight a ZSS
>Win, they switch to Rosalina
>Lose, they switch to Palutena
>Win, they switch to Lucina
>Win, back to Rosalina

Seriously, waifufags are pretty shitty.

>tfw you're 100% in Sudden Deaths because no one expects the Fox side-b dodge roll punish.

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It's like he gave up on life.

>>268832194
Game & White is the best alt costume.

>>268832514
What are these abbreviations?
>BNF
>SD

>>268832998
SD is self-destruct. Dunno what the other one is.

>>268832998
>>SD
Self Destruct

>>BNF
Battle Network Forever
I honestly don't know

>>268832998
>BNF
Bitch Nigga Fingers.
When you try to do a move, often recovery, and a different move comes out. It's the circle pad, man.
>SD
Self destruct. Killing yourself.

>>268831579
does ganondorf still make that little wapump sound when you crouch? got i loved that.

>>268832998
big nuts fuck

sand dick

>>268829890
>tournament rules

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Tell me, Kirby friends: which is the more satisfying taunt?

Haiiii or the continuous woomp of doing the crouch over and over?

>>268833501
Both.

>>268823410
Your filename triggers me

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>>268829890
>tournament rules

>>268833690
Wouldn't that eventually smother the wearer?
Or is that the point?

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>>268832505
>can't put his water in a bucket
Why?

>>268833240
lol
thank you.

>>268833501
Kirby is the only character I taunt with
Haiii after every kill
Maybe the dance if they're getting really wrecked

Does anyone here play Lucario? How the hell do you hit people, I feel slower tan DeDeDe when I play as him.

I like him but goddamn I'm so bad, lost like 10 matches in a row as him

GUYS THIS IS IMPORTANT

If 8 player smash happens what colours are players 5-8.

>>268815161
>Not knowing your donkey kong arcade

>>268834456
Currently it's RED / BLUE / GREEN / YELLOW ?

ORANGE / PURPLE / PINK / TEAL will be the rest.