Post characters who are homosexual but whom SJWs never mention.
I don't see why this guy and Yoshi aren't mentioned more often. Yoshi obviously loves Birdo regardless of gender. We can all learn from this
>SJWs getting all asshurt at Nintendo for supporting Bayonetta 2
Fucking ignorant retards.
I always rep this bitch. Even when Nintendo makes her the last fucking unlock(Fuck you Mario Golf 3ds).
Me too man. I was over at a friend's house playing Mario Party and I forced him to unlock Birdo.
>"Hey you don't have Birdo, unlock Birdo."
>"What why? That costs like all my cruise points."
>"Fucking unlock Birdo."
>You will never lick birdo's ring until she cums hands free
While they looked like men dressed in women's clothing, they are actually genderless and represented both masculinity and feminity.
I wished Mother 3 had Magicant too, specially with the magypsies having those pink shell houses and would explain why a place created in the mind of a person would create objects or raise your strength
Shipping does not count unless they somehow made some prequel where him and Ganon were best friends and Ganon taught Link everything he knew until Link saw Ganon one night with just a towel eying his muscular body and then it all goes from there. You could say they were completely linked.
Ah. I always just thought they were supposed to be stereotypical village-people gay men. I can see why big N didn't put Mother 3 out of Japan, of lot of it doesn't translate well to or make much sense in other cultures.
That was just NOA that did that because of "think of the children!" mindset. In japan, her description clearly states she is a biological male who chooses to be identified as female.
>people still keep referring Ostro as Birdo
Funky isn't gay
Birdo is just a girl. It was Catherine who looks like Birdo who is a by who thinks he's a girl and that was only part of Mario's dream.
Vivian is a girl at least in the North American version. Who cares about what she was in the Japanese version if you even think she wasn't getting made fun of by being called a boy.
Don't go there nigger.
Don't fucking go there.
He's an assassin. It looks like a mask, but it's actually his hair.
>Falco will never come out of the closet
>Doesn't tap that nintendo-exclusive Khameleon ass
>prefers to follow around his master Shao Kahn
Old-canon Reptile was gay.
in armaggeddon his ending includes finding a reptile chick and making babbys
He did have a huge ass
its probably worth noting Birdo is a name of a character and also the species, similar to Yoshi. Birdo herself is the trans character but if nintendo dosen't feel like bothering they just go "this birdo is a girl birdo"
I legitimately think that people can put whatever sexuality they want on Link.
I mean he's a self insert anyway but even so he's never really shown interest to any girl that's been into him.
Skyward sword's obviously been the closest but you could shrug that off as them being friends.
That fucking video
if he wasn't chewing I'd actually find this pretty relaxing
>yfw she completely wrecks the entire sjw rhetoric
How the fuck you gonna try and burn my stache, paisano?
You're trying to make me look like John Leguizano?
Have some unfertilized dinosaur, Ho!
Take that shit hemaphrosaurus rex!
>Implying he isn't thirsty for captain Charlie's fat, meaty Koppaite cock
-Has the body of a gay pornstar
-Never makes any advances on Jill or any other female character
-Was "close" with Piers
-Did i mention he he looks like a gay stripper.
I'm surprised nobody's posted Ike, it's almost like nobody really buys into the "he travels with a male friend so he must be gay" line despite how there were planned endings with females too
> mfw the unedited version of this
>I mean he's a self insert anyway but even so he's never really shown interest to any girl that's been into him.
Pretty strong evidence for Link and Midna.
>Skyward sword's obviously been the closest but you could shrug that off as them being friends.
You don't abandon everything else in life and start fresh hundreds of miles away from home to be with a woman you're "Just friends" with, especially when you have a choice in the matter.
You'd have to be pretty retarded not to pick up the 101 romantic vibes Link and Zelda gave off that entire game.
Shame they cut out the gay romance options, I know for a fact the next game will have them, and it's not for the oh so progressive reasoning.
>implying that you can't objectify objects
>implying that gendered stereotypes in bad writing are somehow worse than regular bad writing
>implying representation matters to anyone but children
>implying the problem isn't that most video games aren't well written
I wish they'd revisit this design. And this time make his skull shape a little less fucked up.
>Some characters taunt Vivian by calling her a boy, goombella at first refers to her as really a boy, but decides to stop misgendering her by the end of the game
>Always referred to as a girl so ~who knows~
>Link not being just flamboyantly gay
>Limp wrists, effeminate lisp and all
>Saving the princess but dreaming of a nice bara dude to woo
it is a fucking egg spitting dinosaur, generally considered trans doesn't mean shit for a male character who wears a bow because birdo, like yoshi, is a fucking it.
and what "triggered" you so that you deemed it necessary to make this comment anyway?
is it because the guy said guy?
are you one of the sjw who get angry at people for using common, inoffensive words because they remind you that you fucked up and you will never be whole again?
Haha, I remember when I thought I was queer and projected my sexual confusion onto male characters in videogames.
I'm pretty sure he's the first 100% canon gay character in vidya and he's never mentioned anywhere.
I'd even bet on him being canon gay on RE7 for that SJW pandering.
It was even more obvious in BW2 when they brought back the character.
I haven't gone on starmen.net in years, I only ever used it for the guides and to download music and I certainly never posted on their god-awful forums. I don't see what posting Tony has to do with starmen.net.
object are already objectified cause their objects that its sort of the base state for them objectification of people because it turns a character into little more than a prop
bad writing is bad writing, bad writing with gendered stereotypes is bad writing is that supports poor stereotypes about men and women
thats an easy assessment to when your not part of the marginalized group and furthermore representation shouldn't be that hard in the first place.
bad writing can still be representative
>This whole thread
You guys are just as pathetic as those groups that go "Uhhh UHHH George Washington was BLACK!!! Mozart was black!!!! Tesla was black!!!!"
I genuinely feel bad for you guys sometimes, there are barely any gay/trans characters in vidya so you have to project it onto characters who aren't.
This whole board is basically Tumblr now.
>Implying we're not just having fun
Either way it's not any less pathetic than the "I'm going to marry Marisa!" or "I want Isabelle to fart in my face!" type crap on your side.
>You guys are just as pathetic as those groups that go "Uhhh UHHH George Washington was BLACK!!! Mozart was black!!!! Tesla was black!!!!"
like i doubt those people make a significant portion of anything, and even if they do no oe takes them that seriously
also people here are talking about fiction characters, no ones that delusional for wanting to see Ganon suck a dick
No, his entire progression is about being naoto sexual. He just likes feminine dick. His character is just being scared to admit he has a soft side.
Yosuke is not homophobic, he's just scared of Kanji.
They did anon, look up some of the unused voiceclips that are still left within the game.
Teddie was pretty much bi to begin with. Golden even further proved that.
they already planned to do so in p4, and girls prefer to play a male MC.
It will be optional though, just like the ability to friendzone girls, youcan friendzone guys.
however it won't get you the true ending
>Either way it's not any less pathetic than the "I'm going to marry Marisa!" or "I want Isabelle to fart in my face!" type crap on your side
>On your side
There isn't a reply I can write that will properly convey how hard you are projecting right now.
>Like I doubt those people make a significant portion of anything.
Neither do the LGBT cunts in this thread claiming that "X video game character is gay!! Y video game character is TRANS!!!!!"
This is a fucking Kotaku article guys. You're writing a fucking Patricia Hernandez article in thread form right now.
I thought Birdo was more of a transgender/crossdresser than outright homosexual? Does it ever mention if he prefers men or women as sexual partners? I think the manual just said that he's a man but loves cute shit like ribbons.
these guys know what's up
pic is def bi
if Bowser isn't gay explain why there is so many pictures of him sucking dicks?
What a hate filled and despicable human being you are. Let people have fun in this thread and let people love which gender they want in general. Doesn't concern you the slightest.
Twice as many results for "bowser gay" than "bowser straight" on e621.
who the fuck looks up porn with the word straight in it's title?
Is ocelot gay?
He does/says some questionable stuff and never does anything that downright confirms he's straight.
He's never checking out women or doing anything hetero lewd. The most he's done was touch up EVA but even then he was strictly business.
i cant wait for shadman to draw bowser again
They redesigned her to have a big diamond one, anon, don'tcha know?
Burden of proof indicates you supply a link to a youtube video or something containing these voicelines. Else you're just that kid.
most cross dressers are gay, but a lot of them are straight and just want to dress like women.
What I'm concerned about is the alarming number of men who fap to traps on the internet and still claim to be straight
That's just Donkey Kong.
Everyone knows Funky is just DK when he goes out on the monkey town.
he was a little gay for Zack, and all but rejects Tifas advances, but than how do you explain his crush on Tifa when he was younger, and also the obvious crush on Aerith the entirety of the game?
>giant reptilian dragon turtle thing
>Abel acting like a creep, wanting to pet him
>mfw He probably didn't want to actually pet him
he associates with most of the hottest women on the planet on a regular basis and tries to fuck none of them
hes been canon gay since he never took advantage of rebecca's youth and vulnerability to bang that tight pussy in the first aid room under the stairs
If you can't google unused voiceclips that are on the smt wiki then I don't know what your issue is.
I didn't provide proof because you never asked for it, I thought it was general knowledge, like this is mentioned in more threads, it's not always discussing just the waifus
I hope it isn't, because I wanted to laugh at him laughing at how Marvel got bought by Disney and how they were doomed. I don't really care about Marvel, but the smugness was just burned into my mind
>He's a fucking 90s surfer dude stereotype
Everyone was gay in the 90s, right?
>The credits of Super Mario Bros. 2 mistakenly label Birdo as Ostro, and vice versa, a different enemy that has nothing to do with Birdo. However, this is fixed in Super Mario Advance.
All the BB guys look like faggots, so it makes sense that at least two of them have homosexual tendencies
This exactly brings up the problem of "representation" because in reality, sexual preference isn't something advertised, but unless you point it out, the "default" is straight, which speaks already of the problem
So this is the muhnado's power...
>No, that was the 80s dumpass
There's a difference between a faggot and someone who's gay. In all actuality, sexuality is pretty fluid but there are people who highly prefer one sex to another, at that point they just identify as gay.
Either way, the real problem is using your sexuality as an identity. Just do your thing and don't give a fuck instead of "hnnngh I gotta tell everyone I like dicks"
No they just like to flaunt it more and act like that makes them a special snowflake. I've known gay dudes who have had sex with women and I've known guys who were straight yet you found out later they sometimes fucked guys.
idk it shouldn't matter either way. I think it's just faggot sheep that make it seem like if you're 'gay' then you must act in this certain way.
He's cool, definitely not my favorite though.
You know what I've thought about?
What if some characters in video games are gay even though there is no mention of it. They're just people living in the game who play their role in their story, who just happen to be gay but you would never know because they act like normal people
just like in real life
i think that sjw complain about there not being enough obnoxiously gay guys and girls in vidya.
if the dude doesn't have a lisp and isn't wearing a rainbow corset and dick-shaped sunglasses then that is oppression. the girl needs to be more muscular than anyone else with hairy legs, a fake mustache and a ripped tanktop with vaginas tattooed on her cheeks.
or it just doesn't represent real life.
It's funny because if you've ever been to an actual gay club it's crazy because 70% of the people there are completely normal looking and you can't even tell. The other 30% are the fabulous faggots who obviously have other psychological problems.
The thing is most people who make this big deal called "coming out" are the retards like that. Nobody else wants to admit anything because they don't want to be lumped with them, which makes sense.
But if they got that then wouldn't they just complain about offensive stereotypes?
Yes because they're mostly over-emotional women who were sheltered too much in life and use this as an excuse to be relevant or above others, like how you see conspiracy theorists guys who go way out there yet they're losers irl. It's two sides of the same coin.
I've met tumblr sjws bitches irl and they're always from this over-sheltered background and are typically very unaware of how to socialize with people.
This. This is why you never see a fag over the age of 30 rallying to have gays be better represented in media; they just don't give a fuck.
The only ones who do are children with internet connections who think everyone is their enemy and its their personal responsibility to help the underpriviledged.
The other being who?
Couldn't it just be that Kinsey scale thing where very few people are completely attracted to only men or women? How do you (and they) know that wasn't just a thing that already existed within themselves from the beginning?
Maybe he won't be so gay in MKX.
Nobody knows for sure. I get the impression hes either gay or only cares for the Snakes (and revolvers). The only argument against this is the supposed Meryl-rape, which is a misunderstanding.
Have you listened to the Funky Kong ASMR today?
Does trans female mean someone born female who transformed into a male, or a male who transformed into a female? The terminology is really ambiguous and I'm never sure which is which.
But is he straight ?
Chris is cannon not gay, sorry boys but >>268582792 gets it.
Why would you want to steal Hyrule when you are fucking drenched in hot sand pussy.
Ganondorf lives to clash swords with heros. He's a mans man.
its implied heavily. Shes also from fire emblem.
Other canon MGS gay/bi characters include Vamp, Scott Dolph, Volgin, Raikov and possibly Zero
Heather is adorable; top-tier taste.
i wish fe 10 has suppports her convos would be great.
Unused, but does confirm the staff at least thought of him and into ladies during RE5. Chris is pretty much just /fit/ in a nutshell. costumes, etc.
Not sure if Capcom has any other gay characters besides the Eagle, the Freddy Mercury tribute
Sorry, but this fella is 100% lolicon. I don't know how a person might begin to refute this truth. You could throw about mistruths like 'daughter' or 'sister' but when it comes down to it, their dynamic is very close to, if not based on, Interview with the Vampire.
unbelievable i know, but it is true. some of these guys go as far as getting surgery to make them look more female so that they can lie to themselves more effectively.
it is a multi-million if not billion dollar industry. very profitable, with all the social justice hubbub trending currently, a good career choice in the near future would be a plastic surgeon. seriously you can make a killing investing in these freaks.
Excuse me but I need a citation as soon as possible. Reptile has always been asexual as well as a personal favourite. How can he possibly be 'gay' when he is a lizard aside from gay with other lizards? What is going on here.
That MK4 ending ;_;
It might seem a little bit of a cop-out to say, but he's a pure sub. Gender doesn't matter to him, just pure loyalty and service. His submission has granted him nigh-immortality and he will serve Vercci forever. There can be no purer form of love.
The PS2 Games had him go full retard siding with Kahn again instead of banging Khameleon.
Don't worry it's just one fags opinion...He'll probably get better in the next game.
>Get /fit/ but bear/fit/
>The adorable autism when he gets started on something he's passionate about
>Being attractive with a beard
>Believes is Santa because he's pure and innocent
>Loves his mommy very much
>Is a great friend
>Sexy Hayter voice
Becomes 24Man and we have to break up
>RIP in peace, forever my Naked Snake
This is a very old image yet nothing has topped it.
Why is Ganondorf so perfect?
IMO he's just very 'under the thumb' and I don't mean that in a necessarily gay way. He has internalized that feeling of inferiority and turned it into a sense of loyalty. It's perverse, he may even contextualise it as sexual attraction, but all it really means is that Shao Khan has dominated his mind. It's one possible reason that, hopeless as it is, he strikes out against Shinnok: he remains steadfast in his misguided faith, and remembers his pride as a Raptor. Therefore, he mounts an impossible resistance and dies with honour.
Also, in terms of canon who the fuck is Khameleon? Isn't she a total glitch non-entity? She doesn't deserve to look to la Luna.
A female of Reptile's race.
She has only ever appeared in Trilogy and Armegeddon and even then it was on Nintendo consoles.
You could argue she appeared in MK9 as a small cameo.
Can't really accept her as canon, but Reptile should have banged her, gay or not. 'Muh raptors' has been his deal for ages. Just imagine it's a fishy butt if you have to, there's more at stake here.