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>enter your office
>find your secretary asleep during work hours

What would you do?
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Ruff her up a bit
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Doggystyle
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Put pepsi cans around her.
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Sniff her paws
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Take a picture
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Upskirt peek
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>>268460037
Sneak up behind her and give her the ALARM COCK.
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>>268461746
>bulge
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>>268461940

Puffy vulva
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Fire her. I don't tolerate slackers.
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>>268462041
Or little balls
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>>268462205
She's a hard working girl who doesn't get much sleep. Can you blame her?
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>>268462882
That's exactly her problem.

Isabelle would have been better as a permanent villager who would have work hours and then have a life like the rest of the villagers.
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>>268463114
But you need an assistant and she's clearly the best animal for the job.
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Before we even start.
>Le funny Bill Trinen post.
>Samefag pretending to get upset.
>Vacation doujin.
>A SECRETARY IS NOT A TOY H2$ SOUNDTRACK
>>You're the secretary's toy.
>>>QueenBitch.jpg
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Harriet superior doggy
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>>268463301
Well I guess if you know everything already I'll just have to do something unexpected.
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>>268461746
Damn that's cute

Anything else from this guy?
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>>268463301
imgur links
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>>268462520
Widdle piddle puppy balls
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Bob is better
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Terrible things...
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>>268463958
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>>268460037
>Kneel down under her desk
>Spread her legs ever so gently
>Press my nose to her sweaty vulva
>Sniff like I'm trying to inhale her panties
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>>268460037
Take a picture, frame it, and put it on my desk to tease her with.

Give it a little plate that reads "World's Cutest Secretary"
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>>268463573
Not sure if do.
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I fart, cause *pftfffff brappppp*
Get it?
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>>268461089
Lick her paws
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>>268463958
Too soon
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Poke her paw pads.
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>>268464990
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>>268464990
The person you replied to will see it forever.
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rest your head on her and take a nap too
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>>268463607
Whoops, didn't even notice the name in the image.
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give her the blanket
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These things.
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If its a 2D secretary:
>Put my jacket over her shoulders and go do my work.

If it's a 3D secretary:
>"You're fired!"
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>>268465739
I don't know what the fuck Reese does with all the shit she buys
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>>268465739
epic image dude. r/4chan will love it
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boop her nose to wake her up
:3
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>>268460037
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>>268467125
>unattractive
>not cute
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>>268467125
I hope they go with a style closer to this for the next one.
And when are they going to add lewd to the game?
We all know that the game is already for furfags anyway.
Why not go the extra mile?
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>>268467125
You telling me you'd rather fuck the one in the left?
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>>268467125
Isn't this up to interpretation of art styles?
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>>268460037
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>>268467125
You telling me you'd rather fuck the one in the right?
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>>268467125
This looks fun.
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>>268467754
...Do they fug?
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I wonder if the mayor will visit me today...
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>>268460037
Fire her.
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>>268468128
yes
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there's some sort of lewd animal crossing pastebin somewhere right?
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>>268467754
you better post the entire shit son.
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>>268467754
NIGGA DON'T YOU...WAIT
>>268463301
FUCK!
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>>268467125
That's how to be a waifufag period.

>it's only bad when Nintendo does it
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>>268467867
they look the same, just different art styles
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>>268467867
>>268467125
They look the same.
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Wake her up so I can get the Dream Suite that I'll never use
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>>268463958
muh... muh dick
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not enough yuri
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>>268468128
Yes.

Twice.
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>>268469857
Lesabelle is best belle
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>>268469857
I wonder how many jap girls are lesbian for Isabelle
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Tickle her whiskers, she sneezes softly and wakes up.
Find out if she's feeling okay, give her the Dafternoon off if she's not.
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>>268470419
>Isabelle is lesbian
>Digby is gay

Perfect balance
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Impregnate her on the spot, form a loving monogamous marriage, raise dozens of children in a stable nuclear family, and love my waifu every night.
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You guys realize that Isabelle has 10 tits, right?
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>>268471092
of course
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>>268471092
You realize multiboob is a niche thing that talking animal people don't usually conform to.

And assuming she had 10, I say, "and?"
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>>268470773
>Raping a waifu.
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>>268471092
the more the merrier
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>>268461746
Found my new3DS cover
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>>268471534
Rape as a marriage proposal is the best
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Bill Trinens are pretty cool guy
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>>268460037
finish the work for her and leave a note that says dont push yourself.
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>>268460037
>get behind
>wake her up
>snapshot
>yell SUPRISE BUTTSECKSKY
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Does Isabelle fall asleep again after the first time or it's just a one time only thing?
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>>268472369
>Implying you know anything about what she's doing.
>Implying you're not just a friendly face that lives to keep villagers happy and collect bugs.
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>>268472537
It's a one time thing to get you to build the dream suite.
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I just want to play as her in Mario Kart 8
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>>268472742
>implying you're not just Isabelle's puppet
>implying she's not the one actually in charge
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>>268472742
Administrative paperwork isn't very cryptic.

>>268472910
Go be a sub in a Bara thred.
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>>268470773
Fucking sick. Saged, reported, hidden, tab closed, browser closed, browsing history cleared, browser uninstalled, local files deleted, invoked system restore, purged NIC drivers, formatted hard drive, smashed OS disc, flashed BIOS, jammed Ethernet port with hot glue gun, snapped RAM, drowned video card, held a magnet to hard drives, smashed motherboard with a hammer, bent CPU pins, dropped case down a flight of stairs, set router on fire, peed on modem, sent all remaining pieces to various countries across the globe so the Chosen One may piece them together and spread word of the legend of how much of a sick fuck you are and begin his crusade of wiping you off of the face of the Earth.
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>>268472910
>still forcing your meme
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>>268473039
>forcing a meme that has been going on since last year

Literally the same thing as Tom Nook's meme
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>>268472742
it seems she mostly does paper work, she's a scretary after all.
being mayor and all you should know your shit after the first couple of day.
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>slut secretary

>not best girl
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>>268473954
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>>268473115
>>268473039
I a completely different anon kind of supports the theory, but I feel the whole thing is more along the lines of; Isabelle has the potential to be an excellent mayor, but she wants someone else to "lead" because she's too timid to take the responsibility.

In reality she's doing more work than you even know, but she's perfectly fine with that, because she didn't expect you to be doing anything important in the first place.
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>>268473512
That's just it anon you haven't learned anything important after becoming a mayor.
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>>268460037
give her a blanket
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>>268474231
Or Digby wants his sister to be the mayor, so he's plotting a plan to take you out so her sister becomes the mayor.
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>>268460205
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>>268461746
Based Shigatake
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>>268477343
>>268460205
I keep seeing this but I still don't get it.
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>>268477503
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oIJ9s95JRZs
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>>268477503
Dogs are adverse to knocking cans over. It's odd.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SRK0GBVvMG4
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>>268477623
>>268477705
Is it just that dog or all dogs?
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>>268471092
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>>268476249
i can't find the lewd edit of this
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>>268477798
I think the joke is cause Isabelle is a shitzu dog. Her Japanese name is Shizue, after all.

Might just be those dogs.
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>>268477984
Funny because shi tzus are ugly as fuck.
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>>268477019
Don't pretend I don't know what you're referencing.
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>>268467125
The one on the left is better. I ain't even a Isabelle waifufag.
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>>268478316
I have no idea what you're talking about.
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