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Have you ever added /v/ on Steam?

How did it go?
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>>268450821
I want to know more about this image.
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>>268451190
/jp/ does stuff like this all the time to this day.

They roleplay little girls on Steam and in various MMOs to get in game cash. They also like TF2 because it's touhou modded.

They don't work and they're desperately lonely so like /v/ they just went hard gay to deal with the loneliness.
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>>268451190
>/v/ finds this group
>We raid and report it
>Group gets locked down and is on full damage control
>It eventually gets hacked and vandalized beyond repair
>It remains in that state to this day
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>>268450821
>adding /v/ to ANY sort of online community

you dun goofed
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>>268451450
Wow that's sad
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This one is my fav
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anyone got that CS version of OP pic?
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>>268450821
No weebs allowed, it is the cancer kil... nvm
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>>268450821
I've added a couple people off /v/

it usually ends up us talking about games and music for an hour or so, then in three days one deletes the other.
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>>268451526
>To this day
>searched for it
>its not there
i too enjoy lying on the internet
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>>268452187
The groups name was changed
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One guy kept sending me videos and news about police brutality or whatever. It got annoying so I removed him.

But I made friends with another guy who I talk with a lot. He's a bit of an elitist asshole, but still fun to chat and play vidya with.
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Usually I add someone, we talk about arbitrary stuff for like an hour, and then we never talk again and I delete them a few months later.
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>>268452187
http://steamcommunity.com/groups/GensokyoWhorehouse
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>>268451890
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>>268450821
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>>268450821

its been a long time

>those anon's that posted logs
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I would imagine that if I did that I would end up with one of the many stupid memeshitters that frequent this board who also probably happen to be very clingy for whatever reasons. Totally fine with having no one in my steam list right now.
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Where's my group?

Someone post the bakahouse already
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>>268450821
Yes. It was a very gay experience. I swear most of the people in these steam threads are literal cum hungry fags
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>>268451890
>No one will ever jerk off to your steam pic
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>>268452538
That isn't quite what happened.

The original group was deleted but some guy made a new group with the same URL.
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>>268451890
damn, i'd do it
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>>268450821
Yeah. We talk for a while then never talk again. One guy gifted me tarraria, though.As long as you avoid shitlords (easily recognizable by their profile) you could have a good time.
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I haven't added anyone on steam ever
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me and a guy i met on /vg/ started a dota 2 team
we competed in cevo
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>Steam friends list hardly has anyone
>Decide to go into these threads
>Add a few people
>The first thing the first guy asked me was what were my fetishes
>Deleted him as soon as he went online
>Other two anons I added were pretty cool
>I'm too much of an introvert to keep my attention focused to a conversation so I avoid talking to them now
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>>268450821
>best girl only costs 1 hat
oh wow
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I've met some pretty cool people on /v/. I wonder if any of them are browsing this thread.
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>>268450821
They tend to be really nice to me.
We either play games all the time or just talk depending on what they feel like doing.
It's funner when we have common interests that aren't video games like gardening or jogging.
I've even had people on from steam friend threads teach me to cook unique food and sometimes I get recipes.
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>add someone from /v/
>faggot, manchild or never talks
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OP here.

One time I added someone who I didn't know was from /jp/ because he was in several of the same groups as me.

He was a male to female tranny (post op obviously)

Wouldn't shut up about some girl he liked back in high school (I think he was like 19? This was a while ago.) and what a bitch she was.

Any time you said a thing he didn't like he would explode on you about it or if you made any kind of gender related comments he'd get furious and type out hour long rants. Dude was a moron, he wanted to be a girl who liked girls so I suggested he just stay a femboy and keep his wang attached and he was fucking furious.

Then long after I would just ignore him he would keep spamming apologies and you could almost tell he was crying at the damn keyboard. One day I just blocked him and his profile got super dark after that. It was like I was the only person who'd listen or something.

Never become a NEET, /v/.
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>>268453383
>teach me to cook unique food and sometimes I get recipes.
Does any of it involve semen?
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Been going pretty well so far
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>adding anyone on steam that is in ANY 4chan related group

instant faggot flag

no one gives a shit that you post on 4chan and trying to associate yourself with steam proves you are just coming from some other forum and don't enjoy keeping yourself Anonymous

you only join those groups so you can spout fucking /v/ memes anyway because it's the only "comedy" you know of

I have seen and heard you faggots in my games and I know this is a fucking fact
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I've added a lot. Most just stop talking much eventually. I've met one person though who's always been my best bro. Met him on /v/. We play everything together all the time.

Love you, Aaron.
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added one, he's alright he keeps inviting me to him and his other friends fap session calls.

They jack off to the same doujins while in skype at the same time.

I thought I was strange until I met him, I feel normal in comparison now.
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>>268450821
Yeah. He was an alright guy and we played some fucking games. People posting horror stories here are just shit judges of character.
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>>268453583
>she
>in process MtF
If it has a penis it's a guy, OP
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>>268453383
fuck off bonbun
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One dude added me once after we played in a skullgirls lobby.

Never talked to him.

So, okay I guess?
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I met my girlfriend there, pretty sweet.
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One of them is my best Steam buddy now.

I wish I had a reason to add more people, but I have few games on Steam and rarely play online and my current backwater connection is too slow for online play anyway.
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>>268453583
id like to see some chatlogs from him honestly

shit sounds hilarious
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>add somebody from /v/ on steam
>they are always underage
God damnit, please leave or don't fucking post
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>>268453737
I said "he" every single time anon.
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Added a German guy. He asked if I played Doom competitively. I said no. He removed me a couple days later.
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added one and talked for a while and then we just stopped talking altogether

probably gonna delete him soon
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Who wants to add me on steam? I'm bored.
http://steamcommunity.com/id/volken32/
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>>268453737
you must feel like a jackass right now
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http://steamcommunity.com/groups/bitchnipples

join and post memes
raid it you faggots
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Met a few people through /v/
I met another guy on a Skype chat who also is from /v/ and we get together great though
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I've realized I hate everyone who plays video games.

I hate manchildren who wear Zelda t-shirts barely constraining their flab and loiter in Gamestop. I hate dudebros who play Call of Duty because they refuse to enter adulthood or pursue more meaningful hobbies. I hate anime skeletons who browse shitty boards like this and flirt with other men (because fuck knows no woman would ever want them.) I hate feminist dykes who criticize sexism in games because they're too cowardly or lazy to go stop it where it matters. I hate vampire women who play games only because they smelled a stockpile of weak men with disposable income, not because they like games. I don't even like /v/, since most of you are hypocrites who shit on dens of faggotry like Reddit or tumblr yet embody many of the same traits they do, like being knee-jerk warriors without a cause or worshiping memes.

I fucking hate other people who play video games. I wish I had another hobby; one with people who aren't literal, breathing garbage and the refuse of western society.
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>>268453583
>affiliating with crazy persons
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>>268450821
>Have you ever added /v/ on Steam?
Depends if you consider /a/ who play PC games to be /v/. I guess so.

>How did it go?
Fucking terrible, forced me to roleplay with them in private messages, etc.

Being a pushover I instantly get put into that 'taker' box.
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>>268453750
Caught me ;)
>>268453810
Just use it for chatting.
>>268453601
No, it's usually involves me running to the store to grab spices and stuff I've never heard of.
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>>268453617

I liked it better when we actually had promise instead of just fucking around in Arma every once in a while.
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The only groups i'm in are ironic because its funny
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>>268453941
Not your personal army you little shit.
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>mfw I met an actual tranny thanks to /v/
>mfw they're as insane and despicable as you think

Dont do hormones, kids
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>>268453936
>only 2 hours in hotline miami
confirmed shit taste
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>>268450821
>adding anyone who likes the MLP of Japan
I wish Touhoushitters would at least have the decency to stay on their containment board like the horsefuckers do.
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>>268454094
We are playing Serious Sam right now though
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I did once.
And holy fucking hell was it a mistake.
>play RO2 frequently and nobody on my friend list has it
>join a random server, I think it was 40-1
>this one guy said who wasn't completely shit said something /v/ related, it wasn't obnoxious though.
>alright, why not, I don't have anyone to play RO2 with anyway
>I add him
>when we're talking he suddenly starts to insert memes once in a while
>fuck.jpg
>next day he doesn't speak human anymore, the only language he knows is memeish
>he changes his profile description to "le jimmi rustle" and location to Zimbabwe
>fuck him, decide to play DCS
>LOL FLIGHT SIMS ARE FOR AUTISTS LOOK I'M DRIVING A PLANE AAHAHAHAHHA AUTISM
>NICEME.ME ISN'T IT
>NICEME.ME
>NICEME.ME ARE YOU RUSTLED YET AHHAHAHAHAHHA
For fuck's sake, I just wanted to play RO2 with someone.
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>>268454298
but touhou is a videogame
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>>268453941
Fuckoff master of asia
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>>268453823
He was an admin of at LEAST 5 steam groups and they always got deleted by Steam Admins (Yes, they do exist. I've had a group deleted by them once).

The ones that didn't get completely blanked out had long comments of him ranting about people or that girl from his high school or K-ON. His avatar was always fucking Mugi from K-ON.

One of the main signs of autism on Steam is anime avatars. I have a moeblob one myself, but besides my regular group of friends I never speak to anyone and just stay on mute in games.
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>>268453707
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How do I fuck random steam whores pretending to be cute anime girls?
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>>268453779
Yeah, if she has a penis, she's not your girlfriend.

Fuck off.

I got added by some dude with diagnosed mental issues, but he's pretty fun.

I then met some chick via Star Citizen who is pretty nympho, she left /v/ recently due to #gg drama but she still chats occasionally.

I also met another girl on the same Star Citizen chat who used to do art for /d/.

She has a thing about military hardware fucking girls. I think I have some pictures saved, mainly cause it was a Challenger 2.
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>>268453617
i used to shitpost this group and got some admins demoted
feels good
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>>268454220
just dont go near anything tumblr
unlike 4chan they are batshit insane in real life
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>>268454362
He doesn't know the secret anon.
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>>268454341
Oh god that exact thing happened to me, anon. With a different game though.
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>>268454298
>le japanese mlp face
Where did this come from? Is it some /a/ meme?
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i had a few. only remember one, he admitted he had autism, but it didn't really get in the way of us having good times
then he started playing dota and it all went down from there. maybe you're still here, mike
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>tfw no 2hu steam friends
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>tfw NEET who likes to gift people from /v/ games because you like to make people happy

Never had really terrible people added from /v/, mainly because I avoid the gayshit.
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>>268451890
Zeek is legit mentally disturbed. It was pretty hilarious when some kid named Painty started copying him 100%

The sperg out was awesome.
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>>268453707

Wait, so they literally circle jerk in skype.
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>add a guy from /v/ on steam
>he doesn't even play video games
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>>268454341
Anon, I play RO2 often

You can add me http://steamcommunity.com/Kingslayer2/
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>that moment when you realize you're too bitter to ever have a friend
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>>268452584
I almost want to ask for source.
What's wrong with me?
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>>268454341
i am that guy

i can't stop memeing

it's a real problem
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>>268454528
>tfw steamfriend who literally believes that gensokyo is real
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>>268454441
1) Make sure your avatar is either Nichijou or K-ON.

2) Make your profile seem super shy and briefly hint at your primary fetish.

3) make cutesy comments on people's pages and make SURE they comment you back

4) Join every /jp/ and /v/ group you can

You'll be swimming in boypussy
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>mfw I add people from /v/ and buy them games in exchange for cock shots/fap videos
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>>268454569
Reminds me of that shit from Bioshock general where a dude would roleplay as Elizabeth on skype with some dudes.
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>>268454675
It's not a 0% chance

That's always enough for someone.
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>>268454569
Carlos please.
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>>268454626
Have companions then.
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>>268454569
Not that guy, but yes.

I was in a /v/ guild in TERA and they would have circlejerks on Skype at least once a week.
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>not only adding people you know IRL
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Hmu if you like memes and cunter stroke

I'm a nova 1 shitter

http://steamcommunity.com/id/dezly
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>>268454687
Thanks. I'll think of you when I'm fucking my first one.
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>>268454730
Wait what?
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>>268454687
>try to ERP with one of those guys
>they're terrible

I never realized how good my writing skills were until I met those flabby virgins.
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>>268454675
Isn't it?
;_;
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>No slut on steam who will act like any anime girl for you to get you to cum
I had a trap that did that for me once, it was amazing.
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>>268454623
Sorry, fucked up the ID http://steamcommunity.com/id/Kingslayer2/
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>>268454835
so you have no friends on steam
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Whats with all the fags from Florida? They're always such autists.
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>>268454643
Live your movie bro.
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>>268453941
kek master asia
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>>268454623
>in 3 different 4chan related groups

ignored for life
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>>268453707
That is really fucking gay. Like what the fuck, I never got people who are so open to talk about their fetishes and shit in the open and watch porn together.

I like porn and fapping as much as the next guy but I don't like to fucking talk about it. I guess I'm just a prude.
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>>268454697
I hope you then bully them constantly and call them whores and sluts.

I mean, I fucking would and I'm not even into that shit.

Then again, I've spent way to much money on random fags I don't even talk to. Randomly bought a dude a Lowe once on WoT when I played it just cause he wanted one.

Never spoke to him again.
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>>268450821
A guy randomly added me and claimed he had saw my profile on /v/

at first I thought, what a faggot but then I slowly fell in love with him.

Shame he has a girlfriend.
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>>268454835
>knowing people IRL
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>>268454592
>his steam level is over 40
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>add someone on steam
>talk to them once when i add them
>never again
>delete them after like a week

or

>add someone on steam
>they gift me a game
>i remove them the next time they go offline

i've gotten at least 3 games doing this
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Master of asia is a giant faggot who shills for his group
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>>268454957
t-thanks I guess
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>>268454675
Well, he lives a very happy life until the point he gets devoured.
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>>268454967
>not watching shitty porn with m8s and having a laugh
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>>268454928

I have one,ur mom
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>>268455003
Not usually, no. I'd rather just get the videos and jerk off.
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>>268454906

You mean those same-faced nipsketches who all have minor variations of the same three personalities?
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>>268454835
this
stranger danger
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>>268455003
>wish I had someone to tell me to kill myself, call me a whore, slut etc.
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>>268453707
I feel a lot less ashamed that I ERP frequently with this guy I've known for like 5 years on the internet.
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>>268454898
idk lol
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>>268455138
fuck you
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>>268454413
I used to have an anime avatar too, but didnt want to associate, or look like I associate with that crowd anymore.

In fact, I kinda like my skeleton avatar. Oh yea, I met a mtf too, but shes qt and not annoying at all, and isnt really bothered by labels and shit. She doesn't really play games anymore but she still keeps in touch with my anti social ass from time to time. Things can be good, if you don't go into anime autism groups!
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>>268455075
are you angry at yourself for being a narutard Grandsaber3?
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>Is a drawfag here and there
>Usually accept people's friend invitations because I don't really see the problem with it
>Nobody talks to me

I'm tempted to flush my friend list with just a few people who actually talk to me but I fear if I did that, people would think I went on a meltdown, rage spree or something.
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>>268454697
post steam
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>>268454525
No, it's because Touhoufags behave exactly like bronies, except they instead adore / fanfic / wank over poorly-drawn lolis in frilly dresses and insert their stupid shit into everything else.
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People from /v/ make intolerable friends, and I'm a queer ass furry, that's saying something.

>They ask for ERP
No
>They ask for free games
No
>They always greentext out of /v/
Stop it
>Always spouting memes
I go on Steam to play games, not listen to you ramble like a moron. I've met maybe 3 decent people at best though.
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>>268455217
>I met a mtf too
>shes qt
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>>268454967
What if it's a girl you're talking to?

Cause, as I said above.... I've met a few girls (yes, they're not modified, yes one of them is fat, at least now..... She was pretty nice before) and we chat bout that shit all the time. It's pretty cool.

You never just want to chat to a chick about sex and shit and not be looked at weird. It's been like over a decade since I talked to the various nympos at my school about that stuff.

To make it worse, I came to the realisation like 3 years after I finished school that one of the girls used me as a masturbatory aid without my permission or my knowledge.

God damn I was mad.
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>>268455113
Honestly, I get pretty disgusted with porn after I'm done fapping to it. And I don't know why you would want to watch it with friends.
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>>268455281
Who are you quoting?
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>>268454403
god bless u mang
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>many years ago
>joing 4chan party van
>play TF2 and have fun
>TF2 turns into shit
>stop playing it
>stop going to the group chat
>stop logging onto steam

that's that.

someone gifted me l4d2 to play, had some fun so thanks person. but honestly I was already sort of tired from playing l4d and felt cheapened as fuck at how valve released what originally was announced as extra update content as an standalone "sequel"
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>>268455347
>not having a circle jerk with bros
>not giving out brojobs

do you have real friends?
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>>268455282
I think I've added one or two people from /v/ but I've never talked to them outside of the first 10 minutes I added them
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>>268455282

I sometimes greentext bits of what someone said so I can provide better context to try and retort it; I also use casual memes like feels bad man

Feels bad, man
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Anyone else have an alt that they spoofed up to look super weeb and animu ish?

I always go into those group chats and subtly make fun of the people there. You gotta be real subtle though or the admins with autism will ban you real quick. You gotta make them just uncomfortable enough to either think you're joking or subtle enough that they don't realize till way later.


It's pretty fun.
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>>268455282
>They always greentext out of /v/

You caught me anon.
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I would love a /v/ friend girls dont actually browse /v/ r-right?
http://steamcommunity.com/id/theunhappyzombie
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>Paizuri
>Implying tits
>Not DFC
Into the trash it goes.
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>>268455224
>implying it isn't ironic like every other group
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>>268455253
Sorry, I'm out of work right now so I can't do trades.
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>erp with people from the stream friend threads
>they just say "n-noooo!" and "s-stop pls don't put that in me!"
>they then expect you to do all the rest

fuck off
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>>268455394
kekerino
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>>268453852

I get this a lot with 3DS owners on here.
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I met a trap once. They would send me pics, erp as anime or vidya girls to make me cum, and just pander to me all the time. I miss them.
I'll never be able to find him or a replacement again
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>>268451450
L-Link pls?
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>>268451890
Every time this fucker goes offline, he tells me goodnight.
It's getting even more disturbing because he writes some disturbing shit like
>Goodnight. I can't fight this feeling any longer
>And yet I'm still afraid to let it flow
>What started out as friendship, has grown stronger
>I only wish I had the strength to let it show
>Goodnight. If you stand alone in distance and far away
>Time could be freezed, you can always be near your love,
>You got somebody to be for you
>Goodnight. I love you, so much I want to kill you.
Also he got another dude to cum on his profile pic, the dude came on his fucking 3DS
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>>268450821
they just bought me games now and again, i dont use steam much anymore but I really dunno why people used to do it so much
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>>268454835
>add some random dude who plays the same game
>quite a while later it turns out he lives in the same town
>go meet over a beer
>turns out he's a pretty normal and cool guy
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>friend someone from /v/
>he wants to talk about morrigan porn
>sends me a bunch of downloads
>it's luvcheez from the /fgg/ threads
>tell him I'll holler at him tomorrow
>haven't logged into steam since
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>>268454882
>>268455543
>have this happen to me
>find out /tg/ used to have erp threads that got moved to /soc/
>they write pages upon pages just for one session
I don't know whether to be creeped out, impressed, or ashamed that I'm not as good at writing as they are.
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>>268455502
About a dozen /v/ groups. No thanks.
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>>268455556
fuck off shita fag
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>>268455484
>play wow
>have a character on an RP realm
>all of my RP is subtly criticizing common bullshit they do
>people end up liking me
>especially the ones I make fun of
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>>268454906
I do this all the time ;;

>tfw such a faggotslut that I don't mind any fetish they want
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>>268455469
If you meme spout for any other reason than for satire, get out.

Yes, moot meant satire, not irony (ironic). He was a dumb cunt then and is a dumb cunt now. Except he's in the Emergency Room at the moment.
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>Having your profile private

Why do people do this again?
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>>268455584
Do you have the pictures?
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>>268455061
>someone adds you
>they gift you a game
>remove you right after
People are so generous I never get to pay them back.
I never paid for a single one of my steamgames.
I have over 100
>>268455217
I used to have an anime avatar then I got added by weirdos so I swapped it to my favorite video game characters then an artist OC then to a ghost.
The ghost works the best.
>>268455236
>has a dev added
>we talk everyday about his game
>We got close
>we haven't talked since my keyboard broke two days ago
>>268455282
I use greentexts for stories
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>>268454093
Yeah but who's gonna want to just chat?
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>>268455282
>I'm a queer ass furry

So how are you different from the rest of /v/ exactly?
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>>268455502

>last play 17th september
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>>268455337
>talking to a girl

Never fucking ever, I'm almost a wizard (28 years old). I just never really cared about relationships and all that so I never sought any. I thought I was gay once but after trying to even look at any gay porn (even traps) I felt nothing.
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>>268455723
>meme spout

It aint a spout of water only occasionally drips out of it
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>>268455608
read >>268454559
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>>268455608
You know he's quoting songs right?
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>>268453852
>add someone from /v/
>they're inevitably gay and underage
>they eventually confess they love me
Every fucking time.
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>>268454592
Adda guy from /v/

He gets a huge group of people to play KF with,
in that group add another guy from /v/.
Things are pretty cool, got some cool friends to play KF,CSGO,Dota2 and Dayz with.
Get a random friend request.
some 4chan troll who doesn't play videogames, adds me because we have the same name. though he's been playing 8bitmmo a lot lately
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>>268455665
Holy fuck, I wondered where those fuck heads went off to.

Good. Creating Smut Weekend was bad enough in hindsight (for my part, at least).
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>>268455756
I got really drunk and sad one night and ended up deleting them. He even wrote my name on his stomach and came on it for me.
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>>268453707
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>>268455502
I'm not sure man, I don't even play CS:GO. Hopefully you find a buddy to play pew pew with.
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>>268455770
My profile doesn't consist of "im a wolf, plis touch my murry butthole"
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>gift thread
>get a cool gift from an anon
>want to talk to him
>to lazy
>feel like shit
>don't want to be a cunt and block him
>too poor to buy him out
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>>268455708
No, they don't like you. They just don't want you to hate them.

In other words, they want you to stop being a dick to them. I know, I once was like that. Now I don't give a fuck. Probably a reason nobody replies to me on ArcheAge.
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>socially retarded from browsing /b/ in my youth
>mean and angry from browsing /v/ right now
>racist and intolerant from browsing /pol/ on occasion
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>>268455543
The correct answer is "oh, okay" and setting your status to offline
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>lost my trap friend
>drifted apart after i told him i was straight
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