My my, cock blocked by /pol/ and it seems like /e/ may be on the fence about you even after everything you've been through,
it's just not right seeing as you're hosting, but in all honesty can you blame the other boards?
Our board is possibly the most hated and our -tan is the silliest one looking like a stick man from a make shift comic or from what I heard from a few other boards including our own, "a cancer patient".
I'm here to propose just for the ball we change our appearance to old hair and glasses /v/ if only to please /e/ as you can't quite make memories from stick men.
I've taken the liberty of drawing a couple pieces to help your decision along, I'm hoping you'll consider it if only for a moment.
He's really pretty easy to draw, just take /v/, add hair, glasses and you're done except now you can colour him and put him with other tans without too much contrasting styles.
You think /e/ likes hentai, /v/?
You think she's ever read Miss Meanie Hates the Sea God?
I'm imagining /vr/ rocking out on a guitar as the ball's entertainment while /v/ fights off every other board tan (save /e/ and /b/, the latter of whom is spiking the punch).
Also, I think it'd be more in-character if it was over-the-top like the Rage Flash, not like Postal 1 or Hatred.
Crossboarder here, i could literally run a script with a list of free proxies right now to rig the polls just to fuck you guys.
Do not trust strawpoll shit.
/V/ GOT CUCKED AND DUMPED BY /X/.
WHAT A BUNCH OF BETA FUCKING LOSERS!
/E/ IS ON THE FENCE AND WOULD RATHER GO WITH /POL/!
I see what you mean, /v/ here has quite the discernible features.
Happy to see you guys dating with us
Let's have the best relationship on the winterball and post some vidya girls
Reposting because you guys don't know shit about /e/.
/e/ is for ecchi, they DO NOT like or allow posting dicks or sex. That is hentai, not ecchi. They're a board of simple tastes: they just like lewd anime girls in various states of undress, posing, blushing, or pleasuring themselves. So it would be best if our drawfags didn't draw sex or dicks, or risk grossing them out like we did /x/.
But really, we're perfect for each other. /e/'s seductive and teasing but never ends up getting it. And /v/ tries to play her advances off cool but always ends up dropping the pasta. Basically they're both permavirgins, so there's a ton of sexual tension but nothing serious ever comes of it.
What's with /pol/ trying to ruin everyone of our relationships
>Got rejected by /a/, /x/ and possibly /e/. No one wants to hang out with us.
Wow, its almost like real life.
EVERYONE INVOLVED IN THIS GAY FUCKING FAIRY TALE OF BULLSHIT IS A FUCKING FAGGOT AND NIGGER INCLUDING YOU
says the faggots going with /e/
atleast /biz/ was made because of the amount of stablecoin and advice threads on /pol/ last year
/x/ asked us first. Sorry you're not as well liked as you thought you were, /pol/.
to breakfast drawbrah:
Andy - obviously /sp/
the basket case - /x/
the princess - /e/?
now would /v/ be the criminal or the brain? who would be the assistant principal and the janitor?
Rules don't matter anymore, all that matters is whether or not the mods enjoy the threads.
It makes it more entertaining since you have to get more creative. >>268221306 looks generic in the sense that it reminds me of a boring Canadian cartoon protagonist. It's so beyond bland, there's no fun in it.
>/x/ asked us first
>it was real in my head even if it wasn't real in the archives
/v/ and /e/ are both interested in eachother and want to go together
Now let's all drop our clothes and go around naked
What happened with /x/? I've been gone for two days and all of a sudden they've dumped both us and /pol/ for /int/? It's just like /pol/ to want to ruin other peoples happiness because they're unhappy.
This is literally the most cancerous thing i have ever seen on this site.
I can't even call it anything except a league of its own.
You're a bunch of people writing fan-fiction for personified boards
Did anyone happen to get that vocaroo from last thread with the qt xphile?
It's real in the archives too. Like I'd expect /pol/ to check their facts though.
Gamergate may be gone but all the tumblr faggots stuck around. Honestly this is better though, at least they keep their shit in one thread. Meanwhile gamergate posters would spew their agenda at any opportunity in other threads.
>not drawing /pol/ in
He tricked us, too.
Still better than making him literally Poochie.
I like to think that somewhere in the US, there's 3 guys who excitedly come home from middle school every day to their friend's house. Their mom makes them totino's pizza rolls as they set up their laptops in their friend's bedroom. Then, together, they make a coordinated effort to shit on any board /v/ asks out and blame it all on /pol/. Between posts, they stroke and lick each other's dicks, for the same reason they shitpost the threads - because it's fun in a thrilling and secret way, and feels good. But they're not allowed to cum - that's their one unspoken rule. It adds to the fun they have, in a way none of them can explain.
I like to think that there are three guys who never leave their houses and once their parents leave the house to got to work they get on their drawpads that the autism bucks bought and start drawing fan art over fan art for their favorite boards because for their lack of relationships and love int he real world they have to shell it out from these autism threads
You know what's funny? Even /mlp/ doesn't allow roleplaying. And yet, somehow it's acceptable here?
And you know what's even funnier? Moot actively tried to move the social shit in /b/ by creating /soc/. And yet, the winter ball is nothing but a site wide social event.
The hilarity continues. /v/ used to make fun of Sonic OC garbage. And /co/ used to make fun of Homestuck/Adventure Time OC garbage. And yet, all of the board-tans are being used to generate massive amounts of OC garbage.
>mfw this looks like me at 15
What the hell.
>/lgbt/ still desperately trying to get /pol/ to go with them
where my drawfags at?
currently finishing some piece of art
I, for one, welcome our new safety overlords.
I wonder who is going to ask Vivian to the ball!
So let me get this straight. Several people are drawing up and using personas of boards on 4chan as virtual people to get them to go out and go to a dance. Is this just used for draw fags to shit out tons of fan art just so they can feed on attention. Holy shit this is just like five nights and rickys. The games dead and shit but the only thing keeping it alive is the 4000 draw fags shitting out their mspsai pictures. Why is this allowed. inb4
>CUS ITS FUN
>CUS MUH CULTURE
I was drawing /e/ and /x/ servicing /v/'s dick with /pol/ watching in the background all depressed like. Figured I would masturbate aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand forgot to save the image.
But this whole thing is tumblr tier bullshit. Hell I have more respect for the homestuck fags.
rikki tikki tavi motherfucker
gonna fuck snakes up and shit
>being this mad about some autists on a North Korean shadowpuppet forum
You sure showed them!
I'm just saying complaining isn't going to help. In an autism filled place such as this, nobody is going to give a fuck. It's better to report and move on if you care that much.
/pol/ threw their tantrum and that made /v/ angry and /x/ didn't like /v/ and /pol/ angry. /int/ noticed the fight and ended up asking /x/ out while /v/ and /pol/ were fighting.
I uh, I've got no excuse.
Do what you want with me.
I liked /v/ and /x/, but it just doesn't seem to be happening. I'm not sold on /x/ going with /int/ being legit but it seems to be accepted.
/v/ will be spending prom home alone, playing a video game that he doesn't really like
remind you of any specific nights of your life, /v/?
>tfw that girl from >>268223563 probably hates us now
/e/ you're too smug and happy to be with us
I can't figure how hardened I've become in arguments from just lurking.
this place is /v/alhalla, we argue for hours on end, sabotage others ideas, sometimes ideologies are lost and we just argue for the sake of arguing. we just got out of a huge internet warfare shit that news stations ARE STILL REPORTING BECAUSE THEIR CORRUPT AS FUCK AND CAN'T CITE FOR SHIT
you really want to get in on this? /pol/ is our drunk partner incrime, we work together but he sabotages our shit and has become cancer 4.0 for this whole ball event, your board will be derailed to shit. not to mention OC you will get unwarranted OC that we'll pour our hearts into, gonna really fuck with us if you just drop this halfway. you're dealing with a board that /b/ thinks twice about fucking with, they call us /b/ 2.0 but it isn't because we are offtopic and shitposting (well 40% of the time we do) no we are called that because we've become the next internet boogeyman which is retarded.
But if you do stick with us I've got a backlog of H games I could share with you guys
here /v/ i drew a couple of studies of your beautiful face
do you like them?
>/e/ you're too smug and happy to be with us
You know but /e/ and /v/ are horny /v/irgins that have tons of waifu threads right?
By that logic we can say /e/ is too spooky for us, faGGot
Can't believed you typed out all that dumb shit, goddamn.
I knew i didn't phrase it right when i posted it, but you know what i mean, "play" videogames as usual. Whoever we take will ditch us anyway because we won't want to dance, just sit on our phone all night and complain when our bitch doesn't put out even though we didn't even have the decency to get her passed out drunk.
>no one is making OC
>the few people who do are ignored
There's not a single board that takes this shit as seriously as /pol/ and /v/. Even /mlp/ and /d/, who have been pumping out OC nonstop, don't give as much of a shit.
You're all autistic.
You've even got something in common with them
Is it intentional that this /v/ mascot looks like cancerous reddit shit?
I went to all the other boards and only /v/ and /pol/ have these threads up.
You guys are autistic as fuck.
>when does /v/ ever play games?
Take it to another board, there is no game being made or discussed.
there hasn't been any OC OC in this thread, it's just reposting it from previous threads, they're really nice but we're discussion important shit like....echie games, yeah
If I cant have /x/ than nobody will. Fuck you Im going to ruin your little parade
Looks like you're a little down in the dumps, Amigo.
It's a shame you lost /x/ to /pol/ puppets.
Don't worry, you can always kill them all!
>well he did
>but she duped him after he made a shit ton of OC, even a fucking vidya game for her
>leaves him for a gypsy cunt
>"I guess it's time to make this Ball spooky alone"
int doesnt even seem that interested to boot. No threads up there or on /x/
You guys lost /x/ to /pol/?
Because they have no OC makers. Only the bigger boards have OC makers.
/pol/ is the exception to this since they have no OC makers they just have a tracer and people who poorly edit things.
10000 hours in mspaint faggot
i am the buttblastoff man for sure
>buaaah /x/ leeft us
Move on faggots
She was a bitch hungry for OC and she used us
As sad at it iseems we need to move un
Mann up ladies
I had fun with /v/. I will never be sad with all the OC we made.
You brought it on yourself with all that shitposting, ese. /x/ was innocent in all this.
How do you lose someone who asked you in the first place?
Callate la voca guts de mierda
Ella claramente nos estaba unitlizando despues de eso, y /pol/ fue quien metio mas la pata
Yep and it wasn't a man at all, which is the funniest part.
No, no anon. Remember that was just in our delusional minds. Nevermind what the archive says
Why is it that this "Winter Ball" is so popular even though the only boards posting are /v/ and /pol/?
And why are mods letting this shit slide? The other boards have the right idea, not allowing role playing.
>Everyone too busy bawling over /x/ instead of making OC
Too much shit-flinging between parties makes the one who asked lose interest
It's time to move on, /v/
Prom is in 3 days and /x/ is already set
I think, no use trying to ask them anymore
Seriously, why not go with /e/
>Shut the fucking guts voca
She clearly was unitlizando us after that, and / pol / metio who was more leg
If we are gonna redesign /v/ it should be that one short fat kid who parrots what everyone else around him says desperately trying to fit in.
He should also dress up like a loli and wear meme hats.
>Tfw youll never protect that voice from /int/
Damn guys, I really had high hopes for you all. I was looking forward to the era of spooky vidya.
because other boards move slower then ours
also I"m tired of talking about vidya because everyone is asleep except here so I'm enjoying this
/pol/ is pretty fun to shitpost against
why don't you stupid idiots just bring your ds/psp/vita/whatever to the ball?
they're girls too, fuck /v/ you're too fucking dense
>nothing but autist arguing over nothing
We'll have to settle on an era of ecchi vidya instead
It's fun for the funposters and lurkers atleast.
What if there's a Kenji reskin?
No to /int/
Which makes it worse because /int/ was playing hard2get with /pol/ and mess with them. Then /pol/ found out /x/ asked us and shilled. We fought hard with /pol/ all across 4chan for /x/. /int/ got jealous /pol/ was ignoring them and saw that /pol/ and /v/ were driving /x/ bonkers. Decides to swooped in and took /x/ from both of us.
Now we're taking /e/
I just like her happy delusional attitude
...er, that is /int/'s happy delusions, not /x/'s
>not posting animu
>thinks these threads aren't filled with autism
Nobody cares :^)
Mods sure as hell dont
I can't believe you /v/tards are going with a porn board. Talk about bottom of the barrel!
Guess you let that /x/ vocaroo girl down, huh?
We'll see you at the ball.
They were asked this year and that caught them off guard. Considering the fact that they're a red board and a slow one they probably won't get much content in any capacity.
It's also why I could see them not actually going as well.
/int/ is a little shit that got involved with the great "/v/ /pol/ autism bowl " because of /pol/
>wasting time saving animu picturesu
>implying i dont think these threads arnt filled with neckbeards and autism
Having a little fun here two months before the year ends is good if you ask me
>yfw none of the other boards would have followed this whole mess and we'll look like huge dicks at the ball when we show up without /x/
Protip: That picture had nothing to do with the ball. That one is old as fuck.
Here's a pretty accurate list of who's going.
You're not a graceful loser, anon
Look at this purity
>Guess you let that /x/ vocaroo girl down, huh?
GG is still going?
/x/ wants to be with a real man, not some shitposting /v/irgin.
I don't get it.
the shitflinging war is over, we have somebody (who we totally didn't pretend to be) to take to the dance who isn't a dead corpse, what's with all the arguing now?
Ah, I guess we're the next fun thing to shitpost about then.
Maybe we should schedule the threads seeing as this is according to an event.
Anon she's /pol/s old flame
/int/ and /pol/ have a weird love hate relationship, forget her and her shitposting.
Oh look what I found there
Maybe you should go back where you fit well
Le epic shitpost, etc.
Pretty cute to me
And we can do it all day until scruffy notices and deletes the thread
>Vivianfag kills the thread
God damn those fucking faggots
nobody cares smug face bitch
here's your reply
Yeah what the fuck is up with them. They start this shit and then they start hating on this shit.
God I hate /pol/. I was surprised to see every other board hates them just as much.
Being mainly a /v/irgin, I didn't know much about them until gaymergay came around.
I dumped lewds and redirected an /e/ anon to the console-tan booru for fapping.
Hey guys, /pol/ here.
I feel terrible for how much we shitposted your threads. Really, really awful. I hope you can forgive us.
Here, take this as an apology. It comes from the heart.
no, your complaints during the times when she was relevant was cancer you delusional fucking faggot
actually she is still vidya so there's no point in you complaining, now fuck off