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>1999
>dad walks in with 2 n64 games
>mario kart 64 and "just a bonus game he got second handed, not the 'main gift'" Super smash brothers.
>play the shit out of mk 64 and completely ignore smash brothers.
>my little brother just decides by himself to play it
>instantly fall in love with the % game mechanic
>spend 5 hours a day playing
>grades drop around 20% cause of smash
>suddenly realize that smash bros is actually popular
>become the best in my small town
Fast forward to the E3 reveal of melee
>Literally cry tears of happiness
>2002 (because europe)
>Get gamecube and melee
>Can not grasp how it was possible to improve, something that seemed so perfect to me, so much
>Just sit there and ask myself if i was even worthy of playing this
Cont.
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>>268097052
>sink 500 hours the first 2-3 months into the game
>accidentaly discover advanced techniques such as L canceling (after finaly giving the manual a good read)
>friend who's also obsessed with smash, comes one day all pumped up to show me a new technique he just discovered
>wavedashing
>"not sure if this is usefull, at all"
>"oh come on! i can think of many uses for this!"
>years pass. Me and daniel keep winning small money matches in doubles, and i keep winning solo Mini tournaments in our small town (the biggest we won as 50 euros each, we just played for fun)
>2005-06. Stopped playing melee
>7000hours into it.
>E3 2006
>smash bros brawl.
>Don't cry this time but hype levels are beyond what's humanly possible
>fucking snake!
>is..is that son-NO WAY! IT'S SONIC!
Cont.
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>>268097176
>Game comes out
>buy wii an brawl
>see character roster
>see simplified game mechanics
>no l canceling and wave dashing to make game friendlier
>great feel to the game
>ONLINE COMPETITIVE
>holy shit /v/ did i love that game
>2014, hear about smash on 3ds
Cont.
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>>268097412
forgot pic, character i used most.
>smash 3ds comes out
>no snake
>no metaknight
>no fucking not broken dpad on my 3ds
WHAT THE HEN WERE THEY THINKING, GUYS!?
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>>268097176
>it comes out, the ONLY reason i bought a wii
>we're playing it...and we're playing it...and we're playing it
>"e...dude, something...something just doesnt feel right..?"
>Force myself, harshly forcing myself to like this game
>try out every character for at least 5hours each on training mode.
>gameplay seems to have no depth at all anymore
>tripping
>what the fuck is this orchestra/"Epic - vows" shit doing in ma smash?
>why is every single item so fucking overpowered?
>why are final smashes, the main selling point, so shit and NOT fun?
>why are the stages so cold and soulless and overall bad?
>do they call THIS an online mode?
>why was adventure mode so much better than sse?
>dropping the game, 500 hours into it
>drop games in general for 3~ years because of how much i was hyped for bralw and how much i got let down
cont
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Nobody cares
Sage
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>>268097724
>cont
don't fucking derail my thread pretending to be me, fuckin dickhead
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>>268097729
I am enjoying this. The moral of the story is how Mewtwo got cut and communism prevailed.
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Er

Is this fucking going anywhere?
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>>268097647
>Smash 3DS
>No Meta Knight
Pardon?
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>>268098152
Lol
>>268098169
No
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>>268098183
i know, right? i dont think i'll forgive nintendo for this one...
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>>268097724
>dropping the game, 500 hours into it
okay at that point you can't "drop" a game, it's more like just being finished with it
i'm not sure what the threshold is, but it's well under 500 hours
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>>268097909
Pretype this shit in notepad sperglord
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Christ what a shitty thread

>>268097647
Metaknight is still in Smash 4 you sperglord
http://www.smashbros.com/us/characters/metaknight.html
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>>268097724
>3 years later
>End up picking up a used copy of nintendogs at gamestop for $55
>end up loving it to death
>my cute dog named scruffy
>i loved that dog, took it for walks, played with it
>2011
>end up losing ds
>wondering how my dogs doing
>super worried
Cont.
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>>268097724
>e3 2011
>smash bros 4 announcement
>nothing was shown, only talk
>2012
>discover smash bros community and how they felt just like me about brawl and all
>discover project m
>play it
>needed only like, 2 minutes playing it
>smile. Smile for the first time in years playing smash bros.
>call dani
>play all night long
>e3 2013
>catiously hype
>smash bros logo. "It's on"
>"huh.. those graphics look like shi-Oh it's the 3ds version"
>holy damn, the wii u version looks nice
>hah, villager. Not bad
>hah, no way, no, "helmet sound"
>FUCK, NICE ONE nintendo! Megaman. Off-guard.jpg
>sakurai: we removed tripping and aim to satisfy the hardcore players this time around
>too good to be true.gif
>7/10 hype, pretty high but still cautious
>a months~ ago. Smash bros 3ds demo comes out
>Drop that shit within 15 minutes
Never again. I'm not even mad anymore, just tired.
Dani bough a wii U, he's, ofc, going to buy smash 4 for it. if it's just another brawl rip-off like smash 3ds, i'm giving up on smash and probably gaming in general. The casuals won. For good this time. Please lord, please let the wii u version be good.
I don't want another melee, i just want good gameplay, please.
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>>268098689
>No fresh prince
Shit story
2/10
nobody cares
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>>268098689
Why the fuck did you write up a greentext for this?
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OP is literally fucking reddit
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>>268098689
If fags like you that got orgams over glitches like l canceling and wavedashing are mad with the new smash, its probably good.

The only thing i miss is Snake.
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Fuck OP, are you a woman ?
Cause you sure talk as much as one.

>tl:dr
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Im laughing at how shitty this thread is. This is actually the worst thread I've ever seen on /v/
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>1999
>dad walks in with 2 sex toys
>6-inch jelly dildo and "just a bonus toy he got second hand, not the 'main gift'", a weird dragon thing
>fuck the shit out of the dildo and completely ignore the dragon thing
>my little brother just decides by himself to play it
>instantly fall in love with the huge size
>spend 5 hours a day fucking it
>anus loosens around 20% cause of the dragon dildo
>suddenly realize that dragon dildos are actually popular
>become the best in my small town
Fast forward to the E3 reveal of cum tubes
>Literally cry tears of happiness
>2002 (because europe)
>Get new dildo with a cum tube
>Can not grasp how it was possible to improve, something that seemed so perfect to me, so much
>Just sit there and ask myself if i was even worthy of riding this
cont
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>>268099084
L canceling was in the manual. IN THE MANUAL.
And sakurai knew about wavedashing, of course he did, he said he just let it in.
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>>268099450
nice
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>>268099450
I like this story better.
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>>268099450
please go on
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>>268098689
Jesus Christ
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>sink 500 hours the first 2-3 months into the dildo
>accidentaly discover advanced techniques such as prostate tickling (after finaly giving the manual a good read)
>friend who's also obsessed with dragon dildos, comes one day all pumped up to show me a new technique he just discovered
>double penetration
>"not sure if this is usefull, at all"
>"oh come on! i can think of many uses for this!"
>years pass. Me and daniel keep winning small money matches in doubles, and i keep winning solo Mini tournaments in our small town (the biggest we won as 50 euros each, we just played for fun)
>2005-06. Stopped playing with the dragon dildo
>7000hours into it.
>E3 2006
>new dragon dildo shapes
>Don't cry this time but hype levels are beyond what's humanly possible
>fucking snake dildo
>is..is that son-NO WAY! IT'S SONIC!
Cont.
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you know, there's something called emulators
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>>268099735
my throat and sides actually hurt
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>>268099735
>>268099450
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Nice blog faggot
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>>268099752
I hate how king crimson's line up changed 20 times in their carreer. Only robert fripp remained as a main member.
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>>268100094
go back to /d/
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>>268097724
>didn't like Brawl
>spent 500 hours on it anyway

What the fuck is wrong with you
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>>268100169
why? your post was as meaningless as mine.
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>>268099450
>>268099735

I'm suddenly liking this
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>>268100094
That's literally the shittiest most overhyped album ever. It's like listening to Pink Floyd, it's just, okay. /mu/ doesn't know fucking shit about anything except for IDM, and they're assholes about it.
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>>268100197
Because i lived smash bros and didn't want to accept that it was dead before doing everything i can to revive it?
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>it comes out, the ONLY reason i bought anal lube
>we're riding it...and we're riding it...and we're riding it
>"e...dude, something...something just doesnt feel right..?"
>Force myself, harshly forcing myself to fuck this dildo
>try out every position for at least 5hours each on training mode.
>anus seems to have no depth at all anymore
>slipping
>what the fuck is this insertable/"horse - pussy" shit doing in ma dildo?
>why is every single colour so fucking gaudy?
>why are prostate orgasms, the main selling point, so shit and NOT fun?
>why is the plastic so cold and soulless and overall bad?
>do they call THIS a cum tube?
>why was crackers the cockatrice so much better than the ultimate fantasy?
>dropping the dildo, 500 hours into it
>drop dildos in general for 3~ years because of how much i was hyped for the new stuff and how much i got let down
cont
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>>268100268
L
E
A
V
E
ACTUALLY
FUCKING
LEAVE
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>>268099735
>friend who's also obsessed with dragon dildos, comes one day all pumped up to show me a new technique he just discovered
>double penetration

OH FUCK
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>>268100438
No seriously, you just come out of nowehere and say "hurr there are emulators!" so..? what does this have to do with this thread? What do the existence of emulators have to do with brawl being complete and utter shit? Do you actually have some kind of retardation?
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>>268100291
i stopped going there in 2012, but they know very little about idm. the only name they can drop is fucking aphex twin and IS STEINVORD APHEX TWIN threads
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>>268100438
When did typing
L
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K
E

T
H
I
S
become a meme? It's annoying as shit.
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>>268099450
>>268099735
>>268100409
This shit is fucking gold.

>ONLY reason i bought anal lube

GotDAMN anon you got my sides hurtin
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>>268100291
>That's literally the shittiest most overhyped album ever
....which one? In the Court of the Crimson King? Red? Starless and bible black? Discipline? And what does pink floyd have to do with king crimson.
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>>268100662
are you actually that fuckin pissed? haha...
for normal people brawl was great. you're playing a game thats meant for kids, and surprised that it's not competitive? If you want to play a tourney fighter, play a tourney fighter. theres a whole genre out there for you buddy ;)
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>>268100846
you know, there's something called emulators
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>>268100843
>And what does pink floyd have to do with king crimson
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>>268100094
And the only member who stood out besides Fripp was Belew
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>>268100958
I hate how king crimson's line up changed 20 times in their carreer. Only robert fripp remained as a main member.
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>>268100409
>slipping
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All old school Nintendo fans agree with you anon. All games are corporate experiences now not vid games
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>>268101014
go back to /d/
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>>268101181
why? your post was as meaningless as mine.
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>>268101181
why? your post was as meaningless as mine.
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>>268101181
why? your post was as meaningless as mine.
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>e3 2011
>new dragon dildo announcement
>nothing was shown, only talk
>2012
>discover dragon dildo community and how they felt just like me about the last batch and all
>discover chance the stallion flared
>ride it
>needed only like, 2 minutes riding it
>smile. Smile for the first time in years shoving large things up my ass
>call dani
>ride it together all night long
>e3 2013
>catiously hype
>dragon dildo logo. "It's on"
>"huh.. those graphics look like shi-Oh it's the lil' squirts"
>holy damn, the were-able version looks nice
>hah, villager. Not bad
>hah, no way, no, "helmet sound"
>FUCK, NICE ONE bad dragon! Megaman. Off-guard.jpg
>sakurai: we removed slipping and aim to satisfy the hardcore riders this time around
>too good to be true.gif
>7/10 hype, pretty high but still cautious
>a months~ ago. lil' squirt 3ds demo comes out
>Drop that shit within 15 minutes
Never again. I'm not even mad anymore, just tired.
Dani bough a large furry suit, he's, ofc, going to buy dragon dildos with it. if it's just another sex toy rip-off like lil' squirts, i'm giving up on diildos and probably faggotry in general. The heterosexuals won. For good this time. Please lord, please let the dragon dildos be good.
I don't want another chance the flared stallion, i just want good things to shove up my ass because i'm a giant faggot, please.
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>>268098542
i used linux so i'll type it in vim dickweed fartnugget
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>>268101065
Sad how corporate fanboys try to defend their favorite company with every chance they get.
Nintendo is killing their favorite franchises one by one.
Brawl, skyward sword, other m
boom boom boom.
But no "Nintendo can do no wrong you entitled prick!". Sakurai and his "Everyone is a winner!" mentality can fuck right off. If you SUCK at games you should lose or git fucking gud. That's life.
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>>268101181
why? your post was as meaningless as mine̢҉̵̤̳̞͇͙̫̗̳͇͜
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>>268101303
>>268101261
Nintendo confirmed to use corporate bots

That's why brawl is so liked here huh?
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>>268101389
Dropped the ball here.
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>>268101459

become a meme? It's annoying as shit.

Anonymous 8 minutes ago No.268100793

>>268099450
>>268099735
>>268100409
This shit is fucking gold.

>ONLY reason i bought anal lube

GotDAMN anon you got my sides hurtin

Anonymous 7 minutes ago No.268100843 >>268100996

>>268100291
>That's literally the shittiest most overhyped album ever
....which one? In the Court of the Crimson King? Red? Starless and bible black? Discipline? And what does pink floyd have to do with king crimson.

Anonymous 7 minutes ago No.268100846 >>268100958

>>268100662
are you actually that fuckin pissed? haha...
for normal people brawl was great. you're playing a game thats meant for kids, and surprised that it's not competitive? If you want to play a tourney fighter, play a tourney fighter. theres a whole genre out there for you buddy ;)

Anonymous 6 minutes ago No.268100958 >>268101014 (You)

>>268100846 (You)
you know, there's something called emulators

Anonymous 6 minutes ago No.268100996
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>>268101549
It got too specific to get anything good out of it, but fuck if I was going to stop what I started
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>>268101459
ANON?
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>>268101654
>>>/d/
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>>268101389
10/10
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5
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>>268101458
Vid games are dead
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>>268101482
no, this is just a horrible fucking thread and everyone is sharing in the horribleness. nobody goes on 4chan anymore, no point in corporate bots.
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>>268101712
NEWFAG?
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>>268101742
Autism
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>>268101769
for a second I thought this was blackflag and almost rammed my fist up my own ass
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>>268098689
so how about a navy vidya thread?
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>>268101912
7
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>>268101389
>>FUCK, NICE ONE bad dragon! Megaman. Off-guard.jpg
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>>268101598
>>268100793

Why did you repost mine?
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>>268101789
No need for bots??
When internet replaced TV the govt has to take control of the internet.
/pol/ is propaganda
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>>268102106
nm, u?
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>>268102157
its just literally autistic retards.
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>>268101181
>>268101261
>>268101303
>>268101372
>>268101830

Epin meme le reddit friends, upvoted and subscribed, have this, you can save it if you want.
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>>268102330
Nope govt controlled
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>>268102406
thanks, bud
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>>268098689
I know the feel, man.
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There is a lot of people who are offended how much better melee is then the newer corporate experiences
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>>268099450
I lost my shit at 6-inch jelly dildo
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Guys, 3 more votes to archive let's go
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>>268102783
Brawl babu
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>>268102460
it's so easy to troll you guys. I could do that. I could talk to a friend right now and tell him to spam /v/ with dozens of X game threads and ech thread having identical replies. Change IPS and do ti again and again. People will think spam bot shills, but they wont be bots, it will be me and my friend who had nothing to do for 6 hours and started making fake marketing threads on /v/ about X AAA dudebro shit game number 436. Don't be so dramatic. Not everything is a conspiracy
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This is what tripcodes were made for you fucking moron.
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I've enjoyed this thread,
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>>268102889
NSA says otherwise
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>>268102917
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>>268102889
Those with malicious intent want you to believe that they are incapable and stupid or better yet that they do not exist.
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>>268102946
My job here was done correctly then.
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