Just shave your fucking head and move on...damn

Someone post that pic. You know the one.

>>267989672
James took the fame

Mike took his hair

>>267989672
I think he would look good with his hair shaved. I hope he doesn't cling onto scraps when he loses more

I didn't know James had a tattoo.

>>267989991
thats just his hair trying to find a safe spot to hide from the light

>>267989672
My god, fuck losing my hair

This is why I never stress myself out, because I'm a superficial cunt

>>267989672

The shape of his balding is hilarious, it's like the inverse of how normal balding happens.

>>267989672
Does James lift?

>>267989991
I always thought this tattoo was part of the gag for his Truckers video. But now, several videos later, I can see its permanent.

>>267989672
Why does /v/ hate James so much?

>total biscuit gets free passes
>jontron gets free passes
>game grumps gets free passes here
>James is the devil and everyone hates him
I just don't get it.

>>267991394
If everyone hates him then ask yourself why.

>>267989991
>>267990595
Think it's a dragon. Which would make sense.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Kc3JqVIIJA

>>267991394
Mostly here because of format imitators like Irate Gamer. Also there's alot of backlash from his movie. I liked his movie. It was campy and stupid just like I thought it would be. Just like all his stuff is. James is a fan of Troma. I would love to see those people who backed his movie and were upset with what they got sit through an entire Troma movie.
>game grumps gets free passes here
Arin used to drop by back when he was shooting the testers and there used to be fans of New Grounds flash animations like the Awesome series. But those posters and that respect is long gone. Everyone hates GG now.

>>267991394
>>jontron
He got cameo in recent nostalgia critic video.

>>267991394

His wife is SJW.

>>267992106
Who's bald is that... Sess?

>>267991694
That's a nice little video, I was expecting the dragon to not be at the playground after seeing how new everything looked.

>>267989672
what happened, what's all this fuzz about

>>267992106

Remove the glasses, add a beard.

>>267992178
bald cap stock image

>>267991772
Why would you hate HIM for that?

>>267989672
>Just shave your fucking head
No.
Gotta... cling... to what remains... of my dignity

>>267991394
i dont hate him and i hate total biscuits and egoraptor btw

>>267989672
It's a pretty weird place to start going bald.

>>267994401

>being this young

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>>267992246
glasses take too much effort

>>267991394
He stopped making good content after taking off to work on his movie.

>>267991394
>totalbiscuit
Kotaku hates him so /v/ likes him now apparently

>jontron
/v/ hates arin and loves gamegrumps rumor threads, so they like jontron now

>game grumps
no

Basically /v/ takes "the enemy of the enemy is my friend" way too seriously for a quite written by some guy that got killed by his enemy's enemy.

>>267989672
>29 years old
>Have less hair then AVGN
>Have to spend 20-30 mins everyday on a comb over to make it look like i'm not full costanza

>>267995168
Just shave your fucking head already. I did. Best decision of my life.

>>267995103
>/v is one person
typical redditor mindset

THE HIVEMIND

>>267995327
I'm way to fat, fat white dudes look like there sick with a shaved head.

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>led zeppelin

Someone should just put him out of his misery.

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>>267989672
Nigga you do realize we've pretty much cured hair loss right? James is loaded, he could easily swing some hair replacement treatment. Being bald today is a choice, not a necessity.

>>267995385
What? The majority of white people with shaved heads are fat and it's almost only acceptable on them, as skinnier people with shaved heads just look like douchebags or skinheads.

>>267995168
>Have to spend 20-30 mins everyday on a comb over
Don't do this.

>>267995384
find "/v/" replace "the /v/ zeitgeist", same answers

faggot

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>have hair like this

baldlets jelly

>>267994846
99% of people start going bald at the temples or crown. Tippity toppest of lels.

Why do you guys care so much about what others do?

>tfw already starting to go bald and I am just barely 20
everything I try to take care of leaves me

>>267995428
Are you a mouse?

>>267995576
>mother is spanish
>look a lot like Kit Harrington
>younger me looked like a 10/10
>started balding at 18
>grew bags under my eyes forever after, no matter how well rested
>now look like a tired lumberjack
I wish I had my old hair back.
Lucky I'm not retarded and actually shaved it all off and got fit though

>>267995719
Why do you care about what others care to care about?

I have savage widow's peaks and thin hair up front like James. I'm just happy I look good with a shaved head.

>>267989672
Why should some one shave their head just because they're balding?

It sounds like you need to accept that it happens and move on.

>>267995846
Sure you did.

>>267995859
I visit the catalog and you see the same shit day in day out. It just gets a little stale after a while.

Baldfriends of /v/, is it normal if I run my fingers through my hair sometimes I get two or three hairs coming out? This has been happening since I was like 16 maybe, 24 now.

I think it's getting light like, ON my temples. A hairdresser pointed it out 3 years ago, but it hasn't really changed since then. Should I be worried?

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>>267989672
Black sunglasses, bald head and beard and he is next Rob Halford.

>>267995724

>slight recession in temples, just hit 30

I feel okay about this. Most guys my age have similar or worse hair than mine.

If I had hair like James', I'd be mortified. I never thought I cared about my hair until I lost some of it.

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kek

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>>267996120
nigga your body loses like 50 hairs a day. its normal

>>267996120
It's normal. Look at your relatives tho, that's the best predictor of baldness.

>>267996693
All my uncles on my Mum's side have their hair. Most of my uncles on my Dad's side are bald. My Dad is bald. So I have no idea what's going to happen.

>>267995168

Get on finasteride and minoxidil, that's what I did. Best decision of my life.

>>267996819
any sides ?

>>267996760
what about fathers side grandpa

>>267995576

Except your face looks most definately way more ugly than his.

>>267996120
Stop running your hands through your hair. You'll just make it worse.

>>267996120
This is probably just a misconception surrounding the fundamentals of MPB. You're not actually losing your hair when you go bald, your hair is still there, it's just that the hairs become so thin that you can't see them in normal light.

You don't lose hair when it falls out, because it just grows back.

If the hairs that fall out look thin, then you can be worried.

Dark brown hair with loose curls nearly to my shoulders here, it´s a mess to keep it tidy.
Wish it was like like Dave Mustaine´s hair.

>>267996760
The men on my mothers side are bald, the men on my fathers side aren't. I look more like my father and I still have all of my hair at 26.
It's not scientific in any way I'm sure but who do you look like more?

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I used to love James but if I saw him today I'd honestly try to kill him just to put him out of his misery. He's like an old sick dog that you can't stand to see hurt any longer.

He hates being the nerd but that's all he's got and he has to keep playing the character to maintain a living. His movie, the one chance of him following his dream of being a real film maker, was a completely embarrassing disaster.

He has a broken baby, his bitch wife walks all over him and the fact she's cuckolding him is all but confirmed. He's balding.

I think he'd kill himself if not for the baby, but with his wife's reputation I doubt it's even his in the first place.

I'd just tell him I'm sorry and put a bullet in the back of his head.

>>267996884
Dad's Dad was completely bald. Mum's Dad had hair until he died.

>>267996937
I'm pretty sure my Dad has no hair on his head.

>>267996876
To be honest...
During the first 2 or 3 weeks, hell yes. The whole package, mild depression, potence problems, mild nausea. But I just started with a lower dose and built my way up to the normal dose of 1mg and the only side I might have is some diarrhea from it time to time.

Top libido and errection.

>>267996120
Examine the hair on your temples, are they thinner and shorter and how far? If so it'll probably recede into a widows peak by 30 something.

>>267996985
Probably my Dad. Doomed.

>>267996884
>what about fathers side grandpa

Shut the fuck up, that is a retarded myth. There is no relevance to it.

>>267997001
I like that pasta

>>267997086
It's not shorter, but it seems thinner than the hair on like, the top of my head.

>>267997123
Start working out so you can look like shaved Max Payne.

i dont understand why everyone care about his hair that much... i mean i havent't noticed that since u started to argue about it.

>>267997152
bald faggot

>>267996627
>50
100

>>267997261

I am not bald, sorry retard.

>>267997257
>i dont understand why everyone care about his hair that much
Because it' the one priviledge that allows you to be smug as fuck.

It's also why most women walk all over men.

do you guys think her wife takes it in the ass?

>>267997257
Same reason people care about height

>>267997257
can't speak for anybody else, but james is getting older and it makes me sad.

>>267997457
no because she doesn't swallow her own shit. she expects other people to.

>>267995435

What about Patrick Steward or Bruce Willis?

>>267992372
But he's getting fatter.

>>267995750
Do you live in a fucking cave?

>>267991394
/v/ delights in anything that validates their unambitious self-defeating mindset
James actually put the time and effort into seeing his dream project through to completion
but because it wasn't a masterpiece /v/ will ridicule him for it and use this as further excuse to never attempt to realize their dreams

>>267995724
You can use some testosterone inhibiting pills.
It doesn't shrink your balls, like some moron likes to imagine, and it keeps your hair on your head.

>>267998153
>testosterone inhibiting pills.
Naw dude, just fap it out.

>>267998267
Good luck getting even balder.

>>267995416
>I'm a huge faggot
Alright

>>267992547
Because it's bleeding onto his work. He has none of the edge he used to have.

>>267996545
backlash from the movie was so bad he turned into adam sessler

btw jontron's hair is way super uglier than James' balding one if u ask me. I mean why nobody starts a thread about that fat mofo?

>>267997001
>the fact she's cuckolding him is all but confirmed

how?

>>267998315
D-dude, women don't care about balding. I-it's all in the personality and humor! Really!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IlMEKp1DGv4

I hoped with all of my might that I would really enjoy beetlejuice AVGN. But it was just meh. I chuckled at the naming of various elements of bad gameplay but overall the episode was just... Blah. We saw the same like 30 seconds of gameplay for the entire 30 minutes of the episode, and it just made me upset.

james and mike mondays are getting better and better though. fucking talking about scrooge during that treasure level in SCIV pt 2 was hilarious.

>>267991394
We have James to thank for all of those internet video game critics.

>>267995327
I started balding early cause I have too much testosterone, just like dad. I shaved one day and it turned out my head has a really good shape, so I've been bald ever since.

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>>267996545
>James is balding, growing fatter and probably more bitter
>Meanwhile, Mike is looking younger and better in every new video

>>267997001
[citation fucking needed]

James is doing okay, no cuckold happened. Baby has minor health issue, that's all

>>267998947
I hope that James could just drop AVGN as his latest videos after the ROB video just hasn't been up to par with the rest. But James and Mike is pretty cool

>>267999710
I disagree, he's had some charmers, but the pace he had with switching focus to the movie made videos suffer. I was hoping that he'd get back to taking his time. Instead in beetlejuice he spends 10 minutes complaining about how fans are wrong about LJN, another 5 complaining about LJN itself, and the remaining like 7 about the game.
There's potential yet to be tapped. There's gold in the AVGN mine yet to be dug up. But he's letting it go to waste, nigga needs a prospector, cause I hear he doesn't let mike work on them anymore. Don't know how true that is anymore, but they said mike only produces J&MM.

>>267999534
I have a hunch Mike might be sucking James soul out offscreen.

>>267997071
baldness is carried on the Y chromosome. chances are you're fucked.

>>267995846
>Being full blood spanish and being 30.
>Everyone arround me is getting bald and people tells I look like I'm 24.

It is not bad.

>>267992372
>implying Richard O'Brien could look worse than he does now.

Get the fuck out.

>>267995428
Are you aware how fucking bad and fake hair replacement looks? Some people have a bit of dignity left in them.

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Where did the hair go?

>>267995576
I have hair like that. Never had a good haircut in my life though.
When other people are telling you to get a haircut (people who are not my friends) you know you have a problem.

I almost wish I was balding because it'd give me an excuse to just say fuck it, and cut it all off.

>>267999887
Yes, his "soul"...

>>267994938
wait a minute, who does that beard belong to?

>>267996184
Sure bro, you need to go out of your bedroom

>>268000918
Hey it's Kyle the guitar guy. I gotta get a couple of things off my chest.

I fucked James's wife behind the couch one time while he filmed an AVGN episode. Her pussy was tight from so little use. I define "so little use" as anything my dick has trouble fitting into. Not here to brag, but it's a pretty large category and his wife clearly picked up on it.

Anyways, she got pregnant and so I panicked. I started hanging around their place more often for a few months. I would put stuff in their food to make sure it messed the baby up if not outright kill it but plan A worked. I'd even pour whiskey on my dick while she sucked it. That baby definitely has FAS.

Also, I think Mike fucked her too. Sometimes I'd catch him hanging out behind the couch with James' s wife waiting for me. He might even be bi-curious but I never wanted to find out.

I'm glad that it's out in the open now.

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>>267997001
I am Mike "Motherfucker" Matei from cinemassacre.com. James was such a workaholic that he didn't even react while I slept with his pregnant wife right next to him. He was like a rock.

I feel guilty because I slept with her before she was pregnant too and there was this one time when we got really freaky and I accidentally fisted her right into her womb - her pregnant womb. I hope my fist didn't make the baby retarded.

I mean, I guess it's bad enough that James might actually be raising my biological daughter but it's even worse if I had something to do with her retardation.

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>>268002748

He played too much shitty games.

>>267990294
My balding is the same. I blame gaming headsets. Expect to see more of this, once generation y and onwards reaches the age of balding.

Ever since james start making the AVGN movie his career went to shit. What happened? he used to love playing video games

I wonder if the stress of filming the movie triggered the hair loss.

>tfw hairline started receding slow over the past year
>just started taking propecia

1 week so far, no side effects other than a few shitty headaches, still fappin 3x a day.

Pls work.

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>>268003027
>mfw starting to get a bald spot where my headphone band rests
What the fuck do you do about this shit?

>>267989672
I understand making his own movie is his dream but i can't wait for him to get back to AVGN.

>>268003696

Fffuck i have the same exact issue.

>>268003696
You live with it, or you shave your head. It's as simple as that. Im starting to thin out there too. I choose to just have short hair but not shaved. I embrace it. At least i didn't start going bald in my early 20's like my brothers.

>>268002821
He has to have some sort of mental problem

>>268004082
Yes like most LPers

>half of the arrested development manlets you faggots obsess over are going bald

Think about that for a minute, /v/.

>>268002821

>watching old Game Grumps
>they're talking about AVGN and how much they like James
>also mention specifically how when Mike does the same exact thing, it's fucking atrocious and stupid

When Egoraptor- the man who would go on to shit himself in the middle of playing a video game for an LP- calls you retarded and makes a valid point, you're super fucked.

>my face during the entirety of his last avgn video

What the fuck happened to him. He's completely unfunny, goes on nonsensical rants, instead of reacting to the shit that the game puts him through he just rants about it without any passion.

It won't be long before he will have to reinvent himself or go under.

26 and still not showing signs of balding. But the day it starts, I'm getting rid of the whole fucking thing.

I always felt like trying to hide it, having the top gone, or comb-overs (which is still a thing, somehow) looks retarded.

>>267994938
remove the beard, add hair

>>267994938
why does he grow the beard?

>>268005512
Wait, did ego literally shit himself? Link?

>>267989758
Obviously not

>>268006002

http://youtu.be/fEVdtr6k0bU

Skip to like 6:20

>>268003696
I just wear my headphones band across my forehead. People will give you sit though.

>>267995385
So lose some weight, and shave your head. I did. Best decision of my life.

>>267996545
>mike looking at the bald spot

MINEY CRAFTA

I think anyone would rather be alone than to be with a whore wife. What is James doing? He has a nice job, and somehow thinks that his baby will grow up better if he keeps is shit wife around? What a fucking careless asshole.

>rock n' roll sideburns
>tattoo
>middle finger
"I-I'm not really a nerd, you guys"

I'm still astonished that people watch his shows. I never understood the appeal.