Why you hate her /v/?

I don't.
I want someone to erp /ss/ as her for me

Armpits and cunt aren't smelly enough.

>>267930776
Only takes 1 match

>>267930650

I hate that she's so hot.

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because this gif was never finished

That I'll never have her.

>>267930650

I don't fap to animu trash but I love her ditzy personality

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how could i hate perfection

Remember when we thought she was going to be broken?

>>267931769
>tfw her forward attack is shit

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>>267931769
And people still say that Samurai has a bias.

>>267930650
because its just a fanservice muh animu fap character. i dont care if 5 of the 10 people that played kid gay on 3ds like her. she dont deserve a slot in this game

>>267930738
If I knew her character better I would do that for you, Anon.

>>267930650
I don't even know who that is.

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>>267932128

>>267930650
but i'm going to marry her.

>>267930650
I wanna worship Palutena!

>>267931769
her moveset was blatantly redone last minute shes the only one who has alternate moves referenced in the tips. maybe she would've been broken

>>267932412
Pit?

>>267930650
Because people can't git gud with defensive characters. Unless you actually have to think, your moves should approximately be
>autoreticleautoreticleautoreticleautoreticleautoreticleautoreticleautoreticleautoreticle DASH ATTACK autoreticleautoreticleautoreticleautoreticle SMASH

Give or take, a few jabs here or there if they get too close. Counter if jab doesn't work. Grab if counter won't work. Punishing tilts every so often, and punishing air attacks also.

>>267932060

She was created before you were born and the Kid Icarus series is named after her in Japan, like Legend of Zelda.

The new game only cemented her as an iconic Nintendo character, and it sold over a million.

You're a retard.

because she's bad in smash

>>267932625
Hades!

>>267932118
Play the game anon. I crave this.

I want to fuck palutena

>>267932060
She was in the original Kid Icarus you nignog

>>267930650
Because she got in over the superior goddess, Viridi.

>>267930650
Because people keep kicking my ass online with her.

>>267931556
is she masturbating or is she fucking Pit

Because she's a controversial and misunderstood character in Smash but I fell in love with her anyway.

>>267933189
neither

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>>267933189
both

>>267933297
Shitty Kabuto Kouji ripoff.

>>267931993
Both her forward tilt and smash are good for catching people off guard.
>>267932567
those are her custom moves.

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I just got Uprising and I have just one question.
With the controls the way they are, why are there so many enemies that can kill you instantly?

>>267933963
It's because git gud

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>>267933306
Because I like animu/mango characters who actually have something going for them and aren't just waifubait. There's a difference between good things that are Japanese and Weebshit, KI and FE are the latter.

>>267933963
Because it's a shitty game.

>>267934116
Whoops, meant to quote
>>267930650

>>267933963

Because the controls allow extremely fast and precise movements that let you easily dodge enemies, so they need to hit hard to be a threat.

Get good.

>>267933963
Because god hates fun. I'm still stuck on chapter 5 or 6 because can't fucking jump.

>>267934116
>FE
>not a good game series
Jesus anon, step up.

>>267934116
Nigga I bet you haven't played the game

>>267933963
I never had a problem with Ornes, they're pretty slow. Mimicuties are terrifying, but manageable once you get gud with dodging. Clubberskulls? Nah, fuck that, I'm finished.

>>267934116
What if it's a weeb game with god-tier localization? And you actually played it?

>>267934549
Clubberskulls, I haven't had trouble cheesing. I just wait for them to stomp close then dodge back and blast em. It's the Tempura Wizards and Mimicuties that give me trouble, they're 2fast4me.

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>>267932625

Wh-what? No!

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>>267932797
PIT!

>>267934685
>god-tier localization
>Memes
>God-tier

>>267936232
Show me a meme from SK Burst. Because I played that game religiously for months, and do not remember seeing one.

>>267936424
Doge
Arrow to le knee
Le cake is le lie
Dangerous to go alone
Planking
Cheezburger cat
Nice Boat
WRYYYYYYYYYY

You want me to keep going or are you content to be humiliated and revealed as a retard.

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>>267936832
Now THIS is shitposting

>>267936424
How is that relevant, exactly? I mentioned Kid Icaurus and Fire Emblem.

Because Viridi is better.

>>267937107
>get BTFO
>s-s-s-s-s-s-s-shitposting!

>>267937392
>Shitposter calling someone else a shitposter

>>267937392
Not a single one of those things are in the game
How about you leave?

>>267936832
Where the hell are these in FE:A, or any FE game to be specific. Additionally, the only one KI:U has that I know of is dangerous to go alone.

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>>267937150
Doesn't she want to kill humanity?

>>267937392
Kill yourself

>>267936832
>>267937392
Nice false-flagging m8.

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>>267937802
Humanity's pretty shitty m8, I don't see a problem with her best girl status

>>267938252
She would kill you too.

>>267938862
Nah man it's fine, I'll just go innawoods

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>>267931556

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Viridi is perfect.

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Best Goddess.

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>>267939069
>innawoods

I'm retarded, explain this.

>>267939454
Exactly what it sounds like

>>267934140
You just have to not be casual.

>>267939454
He's saying that he is a damn tree-hugging, pot smoking, tie-dye wearing dirty hippie.

>>267939454
I'll go live in the forest without the modern day conveniences of society and be one with nature

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>No Dorky Highschool Palutena.

>>267930650
Better question, why should I like her?

>>267939880
Why not?

I want to marry Palutena

>>267940014
She's narcissistic and comes off as really full of herself. That's one reason not to like her. Now why should I like her?

>>267939880
She is very funny and is one of Nintendo's more memorable characters as of late.

>>267939634
Way to cute

>>267940152
>Narcissistic
>Full of herself
Nigga what

>>267940165
thats not hard considering her competition is the italian plumbers and a silent elf

>>267939403

This anon speaks truth.

>>267940165
>She is very funny
No she isn't.
>one of Nintendo's more memorable characters as of late.
Nobody gave much of a shit about her until Smash.

i want palutena to bully my dick

>>267940165
you could say that about nearly every character in uprising, and palutena was one of the more boring ones

>>267940375
I did.
I wanted her to take the D from Pit
Sadly never happened.

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>>267930650
I wanted Ashley not that old hag

>>267940547
Oh, right, virgins cared about her because she's hot.

>>267940606
You contradicted yourself then.
fuking rekt
gg kid nothing personel

Because of those tilts.

>tfw finished

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Best Nintendo Villain.

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All /ss/ and maymays aside, does Pit really deserve Palutena? Are they too close to be close?

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Phosphora is best girl. This is fact. Also she had the best boss battle.

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What was the best level and why was it Lunar Sanctum?

>>267930650
Because apparantly i'm the only person on the planet who isn't into /ss/

>>267941919
Are you gay?

>>267941919
Don't worry, you're not the only homosexual on the planet.

>>267941048
This.
I wish he was my Stand.
Running with the Devil.
Or Atomic Punk.

>>267930650
Those big golden bracers are sexy, I want more women to wear these.

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Phosphora thread? Phosphora thread

>>267940586
Fuck off, you pedoshit!

>>267941806

Trials are best.

>>267940375
>confirmed for not playing IC:U

I don't hate her, she's alright

But don't pretend for a second she would be in Smash if ANYONE else was the director.

>>267941247
No, not publicly. Palutena probably has a secret relationship with Pit behind closed doors.

>>267934116
Shit like this make me feel emarassed to use /m/ sometimes.

armageddon a shit

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>>267942792
>There are people on /m/ who don't like Shin Getter

Now I'm embarrassed that I browse /m/, too.

Stoner Sunshine or bust.

>>267942094
>>267942103
I like MILFs, I like shotas. But in the same pic? I think it's zomething to do with self insertion. I use muh imagination to pretend i'm the guy fucking pit/palutena but i can't self insert as a child.
i also get jealous at cartoon boys because autism

>>267941247
Yes, because he beat out Pandora, Phosphora, Medusa 2 times, and Hades singlehandedly. I would consider that worthy

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Metroids.

>>267943290
>Liking stupid generic super robot shows
Fucking please.

>>267943496
>>>/a/

>>267943496
>NGE

>>267943471
>How dare this nintendo game that was initially made by the same guy who made Metroid have a reference to Metroid

>>267943614
>/a/ lol xD
Loser.

>>267943727
>Superior show

And?

>>267944004
>that left arm
LOL

>>267943809
It's a smash run joke because they're huge pieces of shit in it, you idiot.

>>267943290
It's pretty, but that's about it. Damn shame that all getter has are some pretty OVAs instead of a great overall production like other classics such as Mazinger, Giant Robo, and Tetsujin have.

>getter saga will never be animated
>getter saga will never be finished by a reanimated ishikawa

>>267944170
How the hell is that a smash run joke? It's a picture of a Komayto/Metroid from way before smash run was even a thing.

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How would a potential sequel work?

>>267944670
lots of shenanigans probably involving hades infulencing someone despite having no physical form
or soccer eye will pull a new villain out of his ass

>>267943439
Palutena is 22, she's not a MILF.

Has anyone figured out how to use Palutena in Smash yet?

>>267945869
You turn customization on and use good attacks.

>>267945869
Spam autoreticle and Reflect, I played some pretty good dude that used her.
But I still managed to beat him after I learned how he played.

>>267945869
Palutena is all about baiting and punishing.

>>267945869
Don't be a retard. Punish rolls with tilts. Use usmash. Grab and follow-up. Counter projectiles with reflect.

>>267945434
Most /ss/ comics involve a milf fucking her shota son you fuckin pringus

>>267942178
Why are armpits so wonderful? Shaved or stubble are the way to go.

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I am surprised at how many big name Voice Actors are in Uprising.

>>267930650
She's nintendos lightning thats why

>>267944670
Aparoids

>>267939403
Fugg yea, g8 t8st m8

>>267947385
Actually that would be Phosphora

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>>267930650
She's annoying /ss/ bait.

Literally the cancer killing Pit

>>267933306
0 results.

>>267947773
>Implying he doesn't want it

>>267948482
>There is literally nothing wrong with bombing humans!

>>267948664
Yes? Humans literally destroy everything in an area when they settle. Of course the nature goddess isn't going to like that.

>>267949042
She doesn't like that Humanity is abiding by her own rule of Survival of the fittest.

>>267948664
>Half the KI:U fanbase will defend this bitch killing thousands of innocent humans in cold blood
>almost all of the persona fanbase attacks ken relentlessly because he wanted to kill 1 murderer.

>>267948482
best girl

>>267948664
There isn't.

>>267949230
I like Ken

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>>267949408
thank you for having good taste.

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>>267949519

>>267932625
Get him on board, I'll call it in.

>>267949656
If his wings burn up, will he die?

>>267949230
*manslaughterer
And it's not so much that he wanted revenge, it's more the fact that he decided to pick the shittiest fucking night to possibly do that.

I mean goddamn it Ken settle your personal bullshit AFTER the fucking full moon you cunt.

Doesn't help that he's shit in battle and has a terrible voice actor.

I would have loved to see Magnus call Viridi out on her BS.

>>267947569
No, those game universes have NOTHING to do with eachother. Viridi said it herself.

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>>267944391
not him but fucking dammit anon, i came here to forget that we will never get the full getter robo experience or getter robo armageddon as how originally was meant to be

>>267949804

it would be extremely painful

>>267950007
too bad magnus basically serves no purpose at all.

>>267950007
Dark Pit would have done the same, shame he didn't.

>>267930650
Because she is not sucking my dick

>>267950007
i would have loved to see magnus interact with viridi at all
the potential was there imagine the possibilities

>>267950417
Dark Pit probably becomes Humanity's protector or something post game.

>>267950185
I don't believe you.
Just got Uprising a few days ago and I gotta say, it feels like I'm playing Assault all over again.

>>267950007
>Implying sakurais waifu's can ever be wrong.

Japanese are so beta if their fictional characters are beta.

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Why is Palutena so Lewd?

I hate FemRobin and FemRobin more than her.

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>>267950991
Thanks.

>>267945869
Has anyone mastered Pit yet? And TELL me there's reason to choose him over Dark Pit. The clone has been stealing his thunder to the point of mainstream annoyance, you know?

>>267946515
....what kind of punishing?

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You're not my Goddess.

>>267951003
So I see you like Robin
Good taste

>>267951178
There is no reason to not play both and switch depending on the situation. Pit mains are dark pit mains. Other players are jealous of your versatility.

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She's just kinda a bitch.

>>267951623
OW THE EDGE

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>>267951623
>guro will never be allowed on /v/

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>>267951314
We may only have gotten like 2 doujins out of this game but at least theyre top tier.

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Viridi is objectively better than Palutena

Phosphora and Hades were the best Bosses.

>>267951960
Well duh

One's a hot dumb bitch and the other is a hot dumb loli bitch.

Obviously Viridi is better.

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Dark Pit, is objectively better than Viridi

>>267951623
I NEED MARINARA, ASAP!

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>>267951960

>Viridi
>Despises humanity and wants to destroy them.

>Palutena
>Loves humanity and wants to protect them. Rewards loyalty with an eternal paradise between her breasts.

>>267952046
>RBG
Disgusting.

>>267952249
Viridi is just tsundere OK
Her genocide is cute

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Unconditional love.

I wish that some of the characters introduced got more time to develop. I would have loved to fight alongside Magnus or Phosphora.

>>267953445
I will never get why people like Phosphora.

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>That giggle

>>267953537
Kari Whalgren's voice and cool powers mostly.

>>267953537
I like Kari Wahlgreen and her design and short shorts.

>>267953537
Lightning powers are cool.

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>Trying to beat Smash Run with Palutena
I've had more luck using fucking Little Mac.

>>267930650
AUTORETICLE AUTORETICLE AUTORETICLE AUTORETICLE AUTORETICLE AUTORETICLE AUTORETICLE AUTORETICLE AUTORETICLE AUTORETICLE AUTORETICLE AUTORETICLE AUTORETICLE AUTORETICLE AUTORETICLE AUTORETICLE AUTORETICLE AUTORETICLE

Every time.

>>267953992
You can try what I did, put the CPUs as Ganondorf and pray for a jump or race final battle.

>>267953612
>>267953627
Who?

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>>267951178

Well Pit's arrows curve (off stage edge guard potential), his side b sends people upward, (you can then juggle with up airs).

Dark Pit's arrows don't curve but do more damage (fully charged) much but his side b sends people diagonal (kill move)

>>267934549
>KI:U Ornes
>Slow as fuck, easy to dodge, highly predictable
>Smash Run Ornes
>Will hunt you down until the ends of the Earth, move lightning fast if they so choose to, can slam into you without any warning

I was playing earlier and I was running from an Orne at the top of the map. I dropped to the very bottom of the map and started beating up a Bonkers. 30 seconds later suddenly the Orne appeared out of fucking nowhere and killed me.

>>267954645
you know, a club resembling the hammers that you collect to free the centurions in the original kid icarus would have been nice

>>267954954
Why didn't Palutena use these guys? The Centurions were useless.

>>267951934
Mindbreak is so boring.

>>267954054
It sounds so much more fun with the jap voice

>>267954954
Dark Fighters>Light Fighter.

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Palutena wanted Link.

>>267955750
After Hyrule Warriors, I'm convinced that everyone wants Link.

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>>267955750

>>267955881
Palutena knows what she wants. And she wants both.

I was a bit upset that Dark Pit got into Smash, but now that I've actually played the game I don't mind. He's actually kind of cool.

>>267956482
I wish that it was Hades who got in.

>>267955881
Zelda is Jealous.

>>267956798

Based facesitting palutena

>>267956601
What would Hades's moveset be?

>>267957507
Ganondorf Clone. Slighty faster and higher jump, more floaty more knockback, less damage.

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>>267957605
>Clone of a clone

>>267955139
She did, they were battling the dark ones Hades sent most of the time.

>>267957994
The Dark Warriors were just the opposing team.

Why didn't they just call her Athena? Palutena was obviously a misromanization of Pal-Athena back in the day and I think most people know enough about Greek mythology to recognize the name.

>>267958297
Because it just stuck. Like Darknut or Varia suit. Or Tanatos.

>>267958486
>Tanatos
The H is for HAMAZING!

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>>267958343

>>267959191
Every time.

>>267958343
>>267959191
If he were female you fags would be all over him.

"Oh, Dark Patty is so tsundere, she's muh waifu"
"I would fuck her pussy until she cried and said she loves me"
"Dark patty did nothing wrong, don't call her edgy"
">Not liking Pattoonea
>2013
>what are you, a faggot?"

>>267959710
If it's any consolation, I would fuck his boypussy until he cried and said he loved me

>>267959710
Because girls trying to be bad and ending up tsundere is cute.

Boys trying to be bad and ending up tsundere is stupid.

Boys and girls aren't the same. Deal with it.

Blades are the best weapons.

>>267960338
"It's okay when women do it" double standard

I don't mind Dark Pit in Smash, but I wish he hadn't been put in because now all these Smash autists come into KI threads screming >MUH EDGE because they haven't played the game.

>>267960445
>two different situations, two different standards
>ITS A DOUBLE STANDARD

>>267960501
It makes it easier to know who has played the game and who hasn't, same with Blackquill from AA5.

>>267960501
I played the game because of Smash, and honestly I really like it and the characters. It's better than the original KI, and I can still get a great challenge like the first games by setting it to 7-9. Dark Pit isn't nearly as edgy as I expected either, he's just a smug smart-ass.

>>267960739
Dark Pit is supposed to be a parody of Edgy characters.

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>>267959191
>leakers
took me off guard

>>267960739
How the fuck is he not edgy?
>Wears black
>Rebels against authority
>Rebels against religion

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>>267961013

>>267961569
No joke. He is constantly made fun of whenever he is on screen.

>>267961559
He just doesn't seem edgy to me. He shows up when he feels like it and fights Pit, then fucks off after they've dished it out. He says a couple of funny lines and even helps out for no real reason in some missions. He's just hanging around while everyone else is killing each other for no good reason, I'd say he's the least edgy of the characters.

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>>267930650

links to doujins?

>>267962060
You do know you just described Shadow, right? Sakurai apologists never fail to amuse me.

>>267962060
He's not edgy, he's confident. /v/ can't stand confidence, so they attack him.

>>267963110
At least Dark Pit has some funny lines and isn't taken seriously.

I want to lick her luscious thighs

>>267963110
I don't see Shadow saying any funny lines
And he doesn't fuck off after he's dished it out, he sticks around and tries to kill whoever he's fighting and then goes after someone else
Dumbass

>>267960445

How? men and women are not the same.

>>267963483
If they do the same thing and you see a difference, the difference is not because they are different, but because you perceive them that way.

>girls trying to be bad and ending up tsundere is cute.
and
>Boys trying to be bad and ending up tsundere is stupid.

are not actual gender differences, just your perspective/opinion. It has no weight in an argument. They both are doing the same thing, but you are letting the girls get away with it because you like them more.It's not a gender difference, it's you being bias.

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>>267963110
Already wrote a spoof.

Pit: I've found you, faker!
Dark Pit: Faker? I think YOU'RE the fake angel around here. You're comparing yourself to me? Hah! You're not even good enough to be my fake!
Pit: I'll make you eat those words!

>>267963110
Shadow is unironcially portrayed as cool. Dark Pit is portrayed to be just as big a dork as Pit, he's just "muh freedum" instead of "muh goddess".

>>267930650
she farted

>>267963996
Pit: I've found you, faker!
Dark Pit: Faker? I think YOU'RE the fake angel around here. You're comparing yourself to me? Hah! Yo- Pit: I'LL MAKE YOU EAT THOSE WORDS!
fix'd

>>267930650 (OP)
>Uses pharamones to attract a 10' tall Dragon head with a recently formed grudge of Pit straight to him
>Makes many jabs at Pit's flying problems
>Claims innocence over everything, as if she has made no wrongs towards Pit at all.

But eh, she's still okay-ish other than this shit she tries to pull.

>>267965154
Shadow supposed to be an angsty tryhard, whereas Sanic is chill and way more likeable

>Gain lead in online match as Wario
>spend the last 30 seconds riding my bike and taunting on it
>get the laughing victory screen

I've never had so much fun in an online game before

>>267971005
>Stalling out the clock

What a scrub

I want Palutena to give me a private poledance show.
Phosphora too

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>>267972401
Pit would be better.

>>267972560
Nah, it's better if Pit and I would be part of the captive audience.
No touching allowed

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>>267972710
Oooooh, and watch Dark Pit dance?

>>267972838
If we had to get a third dancer in there I think I'd prefer Amazon Pandora.
She already looks the part of a stripper.

>>267972985
Pandora is dead. She can't dance.

>>267930650
Because her custom moves are actually unique while everyone else sans Mii Fighters and maybe Mega Man only get small variations of their existing moves. Plus she's just not a very fun character.

>>267973028
Man, work some goddess magic or something.
Not that a Palutena/Phosphora group dance wouldn't be enough.

>>267972838
I'd love that.

Why does she only wear one stocking?
Why do I find it so hot?

>>267963843
And what do you base this on?

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>>267975657
The fact that tsundere boys are cute and tsundre girls are annoying

>>267975770
Helps they don't take the boy seriously and he becomes something you kinda pity.

>>267952837
Ayy lmao

Why is she so slutty and low tier?

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/v/'s constant whining and complaining about how bad she is is what made me start playing her.

is she the most powerful nintendo character or it is kirby??

>>267978470
nah it's pit

>>267978470
Yoshi.

He's like an invincible kirby

>>267945434
>22 years old goddess
>not a milf
Do you mythology?

>>267979956
Is she a gilf at that point?