ITT: Ways to piss people off in online Smash
Pic related is a pretty good one. Some others:
>Duck Hunt's laugh taunt
>winning as Wario and getting the victory pose where he laughs at you
>taunting after a botched recovery
>being a spammy Link/Samus
>leaving after barely winning a round so they can't get revenge
>having a shit connection
I read that as
>get my shit stomped as a shit tier mainstream character
>get my shit stomped as a shit tier babby bowser
Next time I won't go so easy on you, punk. Get real, kiddo.
Here is what infuriates me in Smash for all you people who enjoy making people mad.
>losing to a little mac
feels like I'm not doing my job in lowering the little mac population
>spamming those spikey balls as a DeDeDe
>playing robin, megaman, and duck hunt you all play like little bitches
hurr i'll just spam arc fire and then use my charge shot to kill you!
hurr i'll spam sticky bombs and saw blades
hurr i'll spam discs and cans
If someone keeps up with me up till around 50% as Jiggs and I get in a rest to put me way ahead, and then I hit another one and wind up with a high percent 2 stock, that usually pisses people off.
Jigglypuff is lighter and has a better jump than Kirby.
It's also devastating for some people to lose to Jigglypuff of all characters.
Since I am terrible at this game the only way I play is pretty much an awkward form of bad keep-away while the other guy goes through the pro-leet-skillz attack patterns. One on One can be a hilarious war of attrition, especially if you win. Usually you won't though :(
BONUS: Play as pacman in one on one for uber self-trolling and endless fursecution.
Win by the slightest amount you possibly can.
>down-throw, sprint, short hop, knee
People seem to go ballistic the 9% of the time I pull it off.
>lose to a peach
>"Oh, did I win?"
Easiest way to piss me off, but also the only way. That or range spammers. I mean fuck, I'm a mega main but I leave that spamming shit for gone. Why the hell would I do that when I've got my dash, dtilt, utilt, all of my airs, fsmash, etc. Mega's way more fun to play up close, and you're not gonna get any kills spamming crash bombs or metal blades
I like to play characters with very short taunt animations such as Wario's ass shake and DK's shrug. Whenever I dodge enemy attacks, I like to taunt during their recovery instead of attacking them. I've had friends rage quit over that shit.
>play as mario
>go for a lot of grabs
>down throw followed with up special
heh heh heh
Spamming the "la la la la lala" every time you play as Peach and they're recovering, or about to die is an AMAZING way to poss people off.
Dedede's little pose he makes when he's on the floor is another.
One that really hits a nerve with my friends is Yoshis little dance and his jumping up and down flailing his arms.
Playing against a good Mario is one of the few things that really pisses me off. One little grab at a low percent and suddenly he's got me in the air with his u tilt and aerials.
>Get first kill as DDD
>Swallow them and walk off ledge when they spawn.
>If they escape, watch them panic back to center of the stage while you just wait patiently on that edge to do it again
>If successful, well lol. And do the spin hammer and laugh taunt at beginning of next match
if you cant counter Dedede's glorious balls then you need to git gud and learn how to counter them
No, if they're pissed off you'll see a grey space or a 'Selecting' while they try to remember where Mac or Bowser are on the select screen.
If they're having fun you'll see an okay
>play as Jigglypuff
>Pound them over and over again until they have over 60% damage and get enough time to recover when they are launched
>proceed to us Rest + Taunt
Like 8 niggas have disconnected after this.
but Jak was complete shit
unless they buffed him majorly at some point
i had mine for a special discount for 70 bucks which can record and stream in hd. Unfortunately I got a none 60fps conversion device so it's not the best. I might consider a better model later on but it's not an investment for me right now.
Gotcha. The plan for me is to eventually get on, would like at least 720p and 60fps, and the ability to play older systems through it. Think someone will have a deal during Black Friday/Cyber Monday?
probably. Capture devices usually don't sell very fast since they are quite expensive and shelfwarm a lot. Even though the LP community is getting more popular.
Mine is Hauppauge which is a nice budget one. Elgato is the much more higher end and more portable. Elgato's supports 60fps 1080p i believe. My Hauppauge doesn't.
I fucking love getting people mad. I play as Bowser and kick their ass and suicide on their last life. I taunt with Shulk constantly since "I'm really feeling it" can be done quickly over and over. I beat people with Luma alone and spam the star tickle move. Shit like this gets people mad and it becomes easy to win because they stop thinking and just want to rush me down.
Just spend the entire time rolling and shield grabbing. Enjoy that online input lag so that defense can't be punished, even with down smashes, then laugh but cry inside because it's just Brawl 2.0
>get 5-1 riding the motorcycle the entire match
>taunt while riding it to pick your nose
>shake your butt after you eat your bike
>win animation has him fart and sniff it
I was going to main Shulk and Megaman, but I can't help but play the big fat jew. In For Glory team battle my team wins every time.
Literally every Lucina I've encountered has been a complete scrub, I dont think its even possible to get mad at someone playing as her. You have it right with the other 2 though, both are annoying as shit in the right hands.
So is this why people keep counter switching to DK against me? I ran across several people who have switched off to DK after losing and what usually ends up happening is I jablock/grab chain the shit out of them and they don't get as much as 30% on me before they're 2-stock'd.
I admit the dunks are sweet but that monkey is fat as hell and whenever I see one it feels like I already won.
Who does spectator mode here?
I've noticed that if the match goes into SD, then the spectators randomly get control of each of them for their own sudden death instead.
At first I thought it was just cuz I was high, but twice now straight into SD no one was moving at all, then I'd move the pad and one of them would move so I just ran in and killed them.
seems like a good way to rig your bet, so pay attention to sudden death,
I did something similar with Dedede, shield broke a Marth, charged rocket hammer well beyond what's necessary or reasonable, and smashed them in the face just when they were about to be able to move again
You've played with shit players though.
Lucina is a better Marth, a lot of Marth mains switched to her.
Rosalina is honestly trash in Online mode, I've never seen any decent player with her, probably because of the input lag.
I dont think the dong is as bad as people think some people even list him lower than the dorf
And the dong is imho more viable than dorf if we ignore custom moves which arent allowed in FG anyways
I would have thought she wasnt too hated due to waifuism.
I know I play Dork Pit sometimes just because I know it'll get a rise out of someone eventually. I wish he was less shit though, regular Pit is better in just about every way.
People who she isn't a waifu or daughteru have don't seem to like her because of her victory quotes, particularly the ones for Ike and Marth. But her victory quotes for Ike and Marth are out of character anyways.
>practice Luigi's uppercut like no tomorrow
>shitty brawl lag lets me connect uppercuts 80% of the time
>people get pissed midway through the match and focus on me
>it just brings them closer so I can uppercut more
>infuriating Luigi taunts
I didn't win much, but I irritated the fuck out of people.
I doubt she's hated.
Dark Pit is hated because he's a clone and a cunt, and people now bitch about Little Mac and Dog, but Lucina has both the waifufags and people like me that hate the Marth nerfs and now main her.
I don't see why he's anywhere under B tier. I get my shit rekd by dongs online. I seriously haven't beat a single one and yet I shit on Rosa and Robin all the time. People are underestimating DK and Bowser.
Playing against Mac right after release has left me salty enough that I just dont fall for his game. I'll camp the edge for days like a faggot and toss him off every chance I get.
Dong has 4 different meteors which makes it hard to predict which is coming when he chases off-stage.
His ground-slap punishes dodge-spammers instantly and kills people with bad air-game. His down air can ricochet people off the stage and KO. His charge punch can be charged while the opponent is respawning.
He must be at least mid-tier barring customs.
>tfw playing some faggot Mario who does the common 'throw offstage to fair'
>fucking smack him with DK's down kick and meteor him before he manages to try his 'fair'
Is there a good strategy or anything for DK though?
I have trouble with him
>play smash run at campus with a friend
>everytime he gets a kill lead in a smash fight, he plays keep away
>tries his best to run away from fighting, not even trying to hide the fact that he's playing like a fag
>"looks like I win again anon :)"
This shit pisses me off so hard.
>mfw this happens against me
So glad Megaman's up special is fast as shit, saved my ass from shenanigans like that on more than one occasion.
i griefed a lot in brawl online from 2009 through 2011
playing it hours a day steadily for about 3 years, many team battles late at night
it's hilarious cause little kids are really bad at concealing their frustration
Use down-b to punish grab-spammers.
Use aerials to build some damage when you can.
Overall, build up damage with tilts, throws, down-special, and aerials, then kill by either meteoring or waiting for an opening and punishing with d-smash or charge punch.
>on bus today
>see some kid maybe about 10 or 12 playing smash bros with his friends
>their in the front of the bus and i'm at the back
>whip out my 3ds and join their lobby
>their in a game already so i wait for it to end
>kid see's someone else in lobby and looks around the bus (they didn't see me holding it)
>pick my hitler mii (named adolf)
>kid yells "who's playing as hitler!?" and the rest of his friends start laughing
>their actually pretty good
>all team up and whoop my ass
>bus stop is coming
>they all beat me
>as i'm leaving i look at them and say
>"auf wiedersehen" and smile
>they all break down laughing
made my day
>mfw I do this with villager against cock sucking duck cunt faggots
You can use it to gitgud. You only run across the occasional ubermensch, they arent always present. You'll usually get matched with someone that has average to slightly above average skill. If you get a grade A killer then just do your best.
>read opponent's roll and punish with Doc's Uppercut for the K.O
It's so satisfying
I went to 39% last night because of that
I forgot to do that, good idea. One thing I did learn is to not to fuck with Rosalina in the air, I couldn't hit her for crap
>breaking a Jiggs sheild
Did that once with Ike and couldnt stop laughing at how fast she flew. The guy obviously wasnt very good since he wasnt properly keeping tabs on his shield but god damn that was funny.
Did that always happen to Jiggs or is this unique to Sm4sh?
>Fuck around with Jiggs
>Playing against a camping Megaman
>Pull off a win by gimping his recover
>Switches to a camping Pikachu, still win
>Once again switches to Megaman, disconnects two thirds way of the match
> Play a mean air game. BAir is kill on edge, NAir/FAir/DAir for poke, UAir for kill at 130%+ish
> Utilize Chomp. It catches a shit ton of people off guard and eats almost anything.
> FTilt is more reliable than FSmash in most cases.
> Fart Kill at last stock.
When you win, fart in slow motion to swag on your opponent hard.
>tfw you play 1 on 1
>input lag is so bad there is a 2 second input dealy
>can't do anything about it
>get demolished because it won't react in time.
How do I into DeDeDe? I've seen people play him so fast, but he's such a slow mother fucker.
Along with what the other anon said, use the bike.
The wheelie will block almost all attacks, and slamming it down on someone will kill around 110.
It respawns as soon as it goes off the map or gets destroyed, so you can just launch it at people, as well. So far I think taunting on the bike is the only taunt you can do in the air.
>play as pink Dong
>stay the match by grabbing the opponent and suiciding off the map with them
>use the shrug taunt before the invincibility wears off
So many disconnects.
spam gordos even when you're offstage and combo from your throws with aerials. I'm pretty sure Dthrow->SHFair works at low %.
Otherwise you mostly rely on getting good reads on the enemy, you have to play defensively and counter their actions rather than applying pressure.
You need a strong desire to ruin other people's enjoyment of the game.
Without that you won't have the motivation to become a big enough cuntmeister to main Dedede, Sonic, Jigglypuff and other similar characters
i know this is probably the ultimate newfag question, but is there some kind of video that shows how to gitgud?
i just find it easier to see others do the tricks and explain how rather that read about it.
If your win-loss ratio isn't something you acutally care about then just play people, lose, and then copy their techniques they used to beat you.
I got better at characters like Lucina and Marth by losing to those characters when played by other people better than I was.
The reason these charts don't work is because most people play more than one character.
I play Sonic, Lucina, Robin, Mario and Rosalina. So I'm a Fun asshole coward?
well i know that the best way to gitgud is training, but is there for example a video that shows of techniques and how different characters work so you can get a better insight of how to fight and counter different characters?
i get kind of bored of maining the same characters, i have 8 different mains i think...
>TFW my main has been there since 64
>TFW I get a fair amount of respect because of it
Seriously, every time i see a chart like this everyone seems to like playing against my main, is Ness really that good?
>mfw I main Pacman
I don't really find him cheap, the only cheap thing might be is key, which can be caught, blocked, or deflected. The only thing he's OP at is recovery.
sometimes Lil mac
guess im mostly a fun asshole who plays it safe when needed?
which characters do you guys main?
inb4 only main one
this chart looks like it made by a whining loser.
seriously, sonic is an asshole?
hes fast but he can't knock off for shit. and if all he has is 3 fucking viable moves, then why has noone bothered to learn to counter them?
im a sonic main and i think he sucks. sure i can spin dash into jump attacks, but my reaction time has to be quick and if im in the air its pretty dangerous getting back down
It started because i liked that his specials were projectiles. It seemed interesting when I played the original with friends, and I got gud playing melee. I will admit I preferred Lucas in Brawl, but I still played Ness out of a sort of commitment
stun everything. ftilt on approach, or slide if you need to knock them. use neutral B often. You can throw it diagonally into the ground and pick it up with a dash attack to combo another throw off, as well.
throw out mines often to keep pressure on them.
barrier leaf is pretty much useless.
remember you can use all your moves after your recovery. All his smashes are good for killing, down smash will come out fastest.
UTilt or BAir are easy kills. Very effective in team battle because of all the stun you produce.
>letting them even charge thoron
>getting killed by thoron and not just evading
Robin's shit is ridiculously easy to dodge, git gud.
They can charge it when you're at a high percentage and being knocked off the stage, it's not a matter of applying pressure all the time because unless your opponent is shit, that doesn't work.
>playing for glory
>me and the other guy pick shulk
I like randoms with a sense of humor.
>a bitch to pull off
It's pretty easy if you can get the PK Fire confirm.
I usually like to approach them facing my back towards them for mindgames so they expect a back air, in which I side-B. I wait a little bit, then down throw with the followup.
I tend to mix up some Back-Airs and UAirs depending on percentage, though.
>mfw i didn't notice the damage difference even though i do keep B pressed when i thoron
>me playing against a friend
>literally the only smash experience I've had is the past week of Smash 4
>picks Captain Falcon when he wants to win since he's been playing since the n64 days
>Falcon categorized under "Fun"
>close match with g&w against some bullshit character like zss
>hit them with a 9
Don't even want to imagine what it's like to be on the receiving end
>be playing muh nigguh pac
>other player picks villager
>figure it will be mid range battle
>nope, the fucker decides he wants to play keep away with is fair bair and gyroids
>1 min in match decided I had enough of this faggot (though he showed the greatest skill with dorpse I have ever seen)
>stoop to his level and space with pacs hydrant and projectiles
>my keys and oranges are faster than his gyroids and bigger than his slingshot
>take one stock off him and I still got two
>nigger now wants to come up to my face and fite me
>during this whole projectile match the clock has been running
>40 seconds left
>decide its time to administer his own medicine
>run the clock to last 5 seconds while he chases me
>toss down hydrant and get off it
>water pushes him back and I taunt before time hit zero
>playing team battle
>CODY420 the Little Mac master being super bm and spamming side B's
>get paired up with him
>don't do anything but avoid the fighting as he gets his salad tossed
seriously spiting people for being irritating is one of the few joys this game offers.
>play as bowser
>wait until end of match
>side-b whoever's in the lead and dunk them off stage
Honestly it's just a blend of technical SSB knowledge, practice and your attitude as a player. If you're playing ranged characters (ESPECIALLY Fox and Samus) put those fucking guns to use and constantly harass the field. Don't shield/roll too much, as it leaves you open to grabs and laggy tilts. It's important to find a character you like to play as who isn't complete dogshit. I loved DK in previous smashes (particularly in Melee) but at some point he became a a massive pain in the ass to use properly. Avoid spamming, using a counter is fine. Using a counter over and over again is lame as balls and makes you boring (looking at you Lucina fags). Try not to think of the game too competitively; the people who play these games 'pro' all have HUGE personality problems and tend to embody some of the most juvenile aspects of the fanbase, despite their massive quantities of body hair.
>Play as little Mac, gets people automatically pissed off
>Play as Shulk in a 4 player battle, do absolutely nothing then Backslash when their busy and don't forget to use your taunts at the right time
>Play as a roy in a room filled with Fire Emblem characters
>Ike, Ganondorf, Bowser suicide after opponent's stock is down
>After you beat a player, switch to the person they just used and beat them with their own character
>Counter spam, do absolutely nothing but Counter Spam's
Grabs are good, there are other ways to punish people who are roll happy, though. Mega Man's down smash is fucking awful most of the time because the effective range is very small and there's huge cooldown on it, but if you read someone's roll properly and nail them with it as they roll through or next to you it's incredibly satisfying and a good KO move.
>Putting ROB, Ganondorf and G&W in Asshole because they are out of place
Then put them in out of place.
I refuse to believe an asshole would want to choose ROB and Ganondorf just because he knows he'll automatically be an asshole for it.
>get destroyed by a Pit
>"that was easy!"
I was pretty mad
That's why I love playing Ike. His smashes are so damn slow, and they'll think they're smart by countering during the startup, but I just charge that smash and watch them fly.
Arcfire is good ground keepaway. Be willing to shoot your thunder before it's charged as much as you wanted it to be. Some of Mac's moves are easy to read, so you might even get some nosferatus in. Don't run out of everything at the same time.
This list is shit.
Most of the biggest faggots I come across are Diddy, Mario, and Zelda players.
And they're always shitskins. Like every single person I've blocked for playing like an annoying cunt had a shitskin Mii.
I never fought a Mac that wasn't the kind of dogshit that dies right away, but I usually use Arcthunder over Thoron too since it'll keep him in place and easy to send flying with a smash.
>mfw I ran into a duckhunt that would launch the can into himself to position himself for aerials and tilts/l-canceling/reads
Nothing beats bowserciding asswipes or toon-link spam.
>End up against some dude who mains 'Dorf
>Kill him once as Wario
>I somehow lose the next 10 matches because when he gets down to one stock, he stays near the edge and spams Side-B
>I keep fucking falling for it because he can practically be on the stage and it will still kill
>Lose a 'Dorf mirror match fair and square
>2-stock him with Roy and Wario like it's nothing
>Win a few more matches
>Battery power critical
I enjoyed the matches but JESUS FUCK STOP TRYING TO SLAM ME DOWN WITH YOU
>tfw realizing all Link is edge guarding with projectiles
>tfw mastering all those bow and bomb edge guarding angles
Actually isn't that fun playing this way. I'm surprised I feel this considering I'm a fighting game fag.
focus on reading/dodging the little mac, use arc fire/thunder to poke, grabs/smashes when you're confident of their move. elwind for ocassional mind games and a bit of damage. But the main part of beating a little mac is playing defensively and waiting for a chance to punish them.
>tfw fight a dorf main
>doesnt even spam but somehow perfectly reads all my movements
>perfect shields and dodges everything
>no matter what character i play as he adapts to it
>this goes on for like 20 matches
>only win once because i got lucky and shattered his shield
>play as Wario and drive your motorcycle back and forth
>Taunt after every kill even when you are losing
>As Link use Boomerang then Arrow
>Always do counter attacks instead of fighting
>Palutena is a welcome surprise and isnt so bad
nigga thats my main
>play Mega Man
>constantly spam Mega Buster
>people easily recognize it and it takes years to get out of the animation
>"HURR I WAS ONLY PRETENDING TO BE RETARDED"
>read their jumps and launch it earlier/later than they expect
>fly off the stage at sanic speeds
Alternatively, and more satisfying
>be retarded with Mega Buster so they do extra recovery to fuck up my shots
>they begin to do it no matter what I'm actually doing
>just walk over to them as they're landing
>Shoryuken them into infinity
Or, most satisfying of all
>Air Shooter KO
>any time I run into a mario main
>perfectly timed tilts
>dodge every grab
>counter every smash/tilt/aerial
>abuse the fuck out of that neutral air
>have the tendency to spam fireballs/pills
>always know when to bait out an attack and immediately punish
Any time I run into a good gannondorf/mario online I consider them no fun mode, and only stay around for a match or two.
Depends on the character. I'd never use it on Villager, it doesn't even work. For characters like Marth or Ganondorf it's great. You can just throw out a Dair, and as you're falling you'll end up being a wall that stops them from reaching the ledge.
I thought you couldn't spam taunts anymore.
I tried to taunt spam with a couple of people before and after taunting twice it wouldn't work anymore. I just figured they put a limit on it to stop that shit that plagued brawl online.
Maybe I just coincidentally got really bad split second lag at those points.
>Play as R.O.B
>mfw reflecting strong projectiles with the side-B
>toon link isn't in coward/asshole for non-stop projectile spam.
For some reason the American fgc takes any taunt from any game as an insult. Japs only get offended by shit like glitching marvel 2 to beat up on characters after the match is over.
How do I play this guy? My friends say he's just a shittier link.
>Pac Attack online is playing hard to get
>Go Wario, he immediately feeds me a peach
>spends the rest of the match feeding me various items
>Eat my bike
People who play projectile games are good times.
You don't because most people will grind you into the fucking ground for playing a range-spam character.
Alright guys how do I make people rage quit with Rosalina? I want to main her since I like characters who are basically two like Carl in BB. People say she's amazing but I've never lost to her or won with her. I personally think she's pretty bad besides her down B. Like can you even control which way Luma is facing? I've tried beating up opponents from both sides but Luma is always facing the same way Rosalina is. From what people were saying I was expecting to have much more control over Luma but now I just can't see what anyone's problem is with her. She's also incredibly floaty and will never touch the ground again after you knock her in the air. She's quite easy to beat.
>Hard to time it
Nigga, wut? The thing lasts for seconds. Put yourself in the middle of the map, activate it, and then chase. You'll hit every time.
Extending the attack via buttonmashing and moving back and forth to catch players off-guard/keep them in the cycle make it easier than deploying a top.
>tfw all the characters I play are at least partially in the fun category
>the only one that isn't is Ganondorf, who apparently is just lumped with the assholes because the image creator is lazy
>DHD sitting right behind the can, and you're kinda close by
>have to guess if/when he's gonna D-tilt that damn can into you
Playing good ol dorf is about being patient yet aggressive.
You are gonna punish the living fuck out of them and you want them to know it.
Master hopping, whether its circle pad or the X Y button, master the short hops. Short hopping into Boot Smash smashes the FUCK out of them.
Also when you launch an opponent, its a risk, but try to Up tilt. Its not as long as Brawls and it can catch people trying to recover for great damage.
You need to be extremely patient with fast characters.
His standard punch is a good jab that pushes them forward with great damage, use it whenever they come an inch close to you
Stay defensive, bait them towards you & punish because Dorf's approach is awful.
Don't be afraid to edgeguard, all of your aerials are fantastic for getting off-stage kills, just don't get too greedy because Dorf's recovery ain't so hot.
Your back-air auto cancels when used in a short hop.
Choke to D-Tilt works on most characters & it deals like 25% damage.
Wizkick is good for punishing rolls just don't overestimate its range, it's also very powerful when used from the air, but it has bad lag so use it carefully.
Also both of your D-Tilt & F-Tilt are amazing, especially the D-Tilt, it has more range than it looks.
How is that bad? It's an actual method of attacking. Stun then with the boomerang and follow up with a quick arrow. I swear you people will bitch about anything.
>Woooooow, Link grabs farther than Toon Link! What a stupid broken hand! AH HAW HAW HAW HAW *belches*
>matched against scrub in For Glory
>destroy their first stock as Fox
>start going back and forth under the stage with Fox's ridiculous new recovery
Obviously only works on some stages.
I'm not gonna accept the chance this might not be real
Saying good game after a fight with friends usually pisses off the sensitive ones because they automatically assume you're doing it to get them mad
Do you like my comic /v/?
>Vs a Little Mac
Why should we? You can't beat a mac in a 1 vs 1 the normal way. THose bastards are super fast and have super armor when they use a Smash so...why should I fight him instead of using my Samus missile spam near edge?
Nayru's love, running a, throws and nair
I have yet to see how useful Robin's zoning is, everyone I face knows what to do, I mainly sit still and punish with tilts and throws until an arc thunder, fire or smash will kill.
Countering a lot is bad but yeah, I have seen a ton of Lucinas spam it, I'm a victim of enjoying the meteor effect on the dair a bit too much at times.
Scare someone into thinking you will flame sword in the air every time for 5 matches and then wreck their face in with a hard knuckle meteor out of no where.
Also, fall while being chased and wall jump into bair for maximum devastation
Wario has the ability to repolarize his trajectory, simply by holding down up on the thumbstick.
Why? Who the fuck knows, but it's hilarious and it can both save you from deadly situations and also kill you when you wouldn't have. It's also why I chuckle at tier lists putting him at anything below A ranking.
What gamemodes do you prefer, anons?
For Fun, Glory, and offline.
Are you a team player, or is everyone your enemy?
Team play masterrace.
Just pogo bounce your bike off his niggy ass if he starts pulling that shit.
All the other gamemodes are laggy way too regularly. 1v1 rarely lags at all.
Though I don't prefer 1v1.
Wish I could upload my old Wii matches. I had one where I was down by 4 with 20 seconds left and managed to win with a final smash at the last second.
Also one where I did the luigi codec and right at the end got KO'd so it went
'Colonel, what's going on? Colonel? COLONEEEEEELLLLLL-'
'Snakes? What's going on? Snake? SNAAAAAAAAAAAKE!'
This happened to me on Sunday after I'd been mopping the floor with people.
I then nearly 3 stocked a guy I could only narrowly beat at best like 2 days before.
You tell me, anon.
If you have ever complained about someone "spamming" in order to beat you, then all you're saying is that you can be beaten by a repetitive, predictable strategy. Either you were stomped by someone who sucks dick to begin with, or you weren't worth using a real strategy on. Simple as that.
Anon, most of us are annoyed by it because it's annoying. I rarely lose to campers, but that doesn't make them not annoying.
I've got one where I was fucking around with g&w the whole match ringing the bell, waving the flag, etc. Suddenly the smash ball appears and everyone starts fighting over it. By complete fluke I managed to jump just in time to squeeze right in the middle of the other three guys and grab the smash ball, turned into the octopus and wiped the three of them out to win the match.
>Playing as Mario against a Zelda
>They use a charged Darknut at neutral
>mfw they don't know it counts as a projectile
>up against captain fabulous
>he wrecks my first stock while he's still only at 20%
>make a glorious comeback and kick his grabbin ass without going over 50%
I can only imagine the rage.
How the fuck do you overcome zss? Their speed is ridiculous, and they have insta combos/damage. Not to mention the tryhard stun gun and grab spamming. I'm angry as fuck and I need to git gud, any tips?
Fun Wario Fact #2: When you wheelie your bike in Smash 4, it becomes a potent killing
move that's excellent for edgeguarding
http://abload.de/img/wheelieegqwkvq.gif (is too big to upload to 4chan)
Fun Wario Fact #3: Like in Brawl, Wario can cancel his dash attack into an Up-Smash, although he does not slide as much as he used to, it makes for very good shield pressure. The technique is still being worked out though, and is much easier to do on a Gamecube controller (hit down on the C-Stick while running to dash attack, then immediately Smash Up+A)
>Hanging out with friends
>Play fighting vidya
>"Oh man, that character is the worst. He sucks."
>Pick the character they called shit on.
>Beat them with him/her.
I guess I kinda do this with smash as well. As far as something Smash particular:
>Play Duck Hunt
>Stand and throw cans at them while not moving and just wait until they get hit with them.
>Do a laughing taunt.
That's all I got.
You should be able to beat most of these just due to the fact that the zss players are using the character as a crutch. I haven't met a good one online, so idk what would fighting her "properly" entails.
Some of them were there since Brawl (His grab-release bullshit, the cancelled up-smash), others a new breed of wonky half-glitches (like Yoshi teleporting to ledges if he lands off a ledge hop while throwing eggs).
Wario just doesn't give a fuck about the rules.
Why are Shulk players online so shit?
pic related is a new shop my pal just did
>Main Lucario and Fox
>Probably look like a furry whenever I switch between them
I was just really excited to be having fun with Fox again after I stopped wanting to play him in Brawl. Also charging at people with Lucario's Up special and slamming right into an opponent who didn't see it coming is amazing.
>all my mains are in fun except 3D
im okay with this.
>winning as Wario and getting the victory pose where he laughs at you
I cant be mad at Wario though, his laugh is just too great.
>being a spammy Link/Samus
The real ones you should be afraid of are the ones who dont spam.
Around 12 hours ago I faced a Jap who mained Samus, and my poor ROB just couldn't do anything with all those insanely quick to come out moves.
Even when I switched I could barely do anything, and I could rarely predict how they would try to keep me off stage next.
What's the best way to play Mr. Game and Watch?
If you're a fucking faggot, maybe
The best way to play G&W is to get your opponent in the air and then chase the hell out of by whatever means necessary. Play crazy near the edges.
Eddy the Yeti main reporting in
>Smashing Greninja is easy
>Smashing Dr.Mario is easy
>Smashing Yoshi is
a little less easy
>Smashing Falcon is easy
>Smashing children is easy
>Smashing little plant creatures is easy
>tfw i main charizard
this is gonna sound silly, but why don't more people play 1v1
its the same 5 spammy boring bullshit characters every match that leave after they win a close match so you can't redeem yourself
and when you do finally play against a cool guy, you cant add them so they are gone forever.
they better fix this bullshit on the wii u version.