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Did you know she updated the game?

http://arianeb.com/dategame.htm
Do your best /v/! I'm sure you can have a successful date with a virtual girl!
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Man the original was uncanny valley. Was part of its charm though.
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does this have a happy ending
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>You seem like a nice person, but your non-stop niceness is starting to creep me out.
On a scale of 1 to 10 you get a 4. THE END

this is the best I've gotten, can someone help me get inside her panties?
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>>267847160
>>267847160
there used to be a FAQs where there was a guide at the bottom to bang her
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>>267847160
I played it way long so I don't remember well but I think there was dinner and wine and skinny dipping involved into fucking her in the jacuzzi.
I think you could even go for seconds
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I managed to get two of the sex endings without a guide before. It took me weeks to do. I wish it had a quicksave option.
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>>267847160
>take her to a bar
>she orders a dirty martini I get club soda because I'M DRIVAN
>order another round

>OOOH I'M SHHHOOO DRUNK *HIC*
>Passes out in the car
>Too drunk to carry on so she passes out again at the house
THE END!
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>>267847160
>http://arianeb.com/dategame.htm
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>>267848757
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>>267845771
>Hello, pleased to make your acquaintance. My name is Ariane.
>Say something smart
>"I think therefore I am"

aww yis

im gonna fuk dis bitch tonite
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... kickaz?
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I win
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>>267848028
did the wine and shit, she gets bitchy about skinny dipping and game over

isn't there a rip somewhere?
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I love this game so much
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Did they update the hideous lesbian friend to be less hideous?
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>>267849067
>not getting the threesome ending

git gud
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>>267849090
Just download the game and look through the image folder.
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>>267845771
>http://arianeb.com/dategame.htm
okay that was dumb.. i fucked her. not enough positions
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>>267849090
You have to be charming enough during the introduction and get her to drink just the right amount of wine for her to accept. I think you might need to do the "guess the constellation" thing too.
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>>267849131
eh
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Fucking service unavailable three times
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>>267849269
Hey, they did! She's actually human looking now!
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/v/ I need your help, I don't want to stay a virgin forever.
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>>267849331
disable noscript
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>>267849365
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>>267849331
try IE

worked for me back then
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>>267849439
Rembrandt.
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>>267849439
definitely raphael

i took art history and passed with a D so i got this
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>>267849439

DONATELLO, DUDE
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>>267849120
holy shit this is in the game?
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>>267849439
I'm no artfag, but I'm 99% certain that's Raphael.
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>>267849493
>>267849269
How do you get this?
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Is it just new grafix or is it actually different
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>>267849439
Master Splinter
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>>267849572
>>267849585
>>267849620
Guys, please.
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>>267849669
If you download the game off the site, there's a folder in the install that has all the game files.
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>>267849669
Go downtown and take her to the lingerie store and successfully choose the kind of lingerie she wants. You meet her at the register and get a chance to take her back to the house or go out to a strip club together.
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Damn, she really makes some cute faces now
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>>267849467
Already was.

>>267849547
Switching browsers? Are you mad?
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>>267849759
Rembrandt.
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>>267849439
>Michelangelo was a massive homo and would never draw a curvy nude woman
>Rembrandt would not draw something other than homeless men under streetlights
Raphael it is.
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>>267849759
do michelangelo cause nobody said it
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>>267849670
>Is it just new grafix or is it actually different
from the looks of it
prompts and choices are now visible and the they reworked the writing it seems

>>267849853
not sure if the dev did some optimization changes but switchng to IE worked when we played the classic version
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>503 error

Everytime.
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>>267849760
I think the blonde is better
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>>267850082
same, life is pain.
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>>267849439
Danae from Rembrandt
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Servers still shit, I see
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>>267849883
>>267849929
>>267849947
It was Raphael, thanks for the help guys.
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Was this in the original?
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>>267850260
What? but that's wrong...
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shit what do i do
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>>267850260
Its a rembrandt you little shit I didn't do two years of art for nothing
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There once was a man from Nantucket,
Whose cock was so long he could suck it.
He said with a grin,
As he wiped off his chin,
If my ear were a cunt I could fuck it!
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the fuck, this game requires you to know astronomy and art just to fuck a broad? what sort of madness is this, back in my day all you needed was enough str/int/stm and a misanga of passion
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>>267850446
PUNCH

BE STRONK MAN
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>>267850474
There are plenty of paths to fucking that don't involve those parts. The game has a surprising number of endings.
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>>267850374
>>267850454
Stop trying to trick other anons, they're just trying to get laid.
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Wait. Was this the game with the MMO side story, something about a weather maching, the chick getting struck by lightning and the vampire stripper?
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>>267850665
>activated almonds

everytime
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>>267846119
>Part of the charm was how utterly soulless and terrifying it used to be.
That's just paradoxical.
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>>267850669
I believe that's the sequel.
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>>267850665
>ALMONDS: ACTIVATED
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>>267850446
fap. Just drop down to the ground and start fapping right there.
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So, she hasn't updated it all? Just arrived at the dinner and everything is back to uncanny cliff
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>>267850915
>MAXIMUM ALMONDS
`
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>>267850665
>2014
>Not Primed Peanuts
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>>267850665
The thing about activated almonds is you can't drink them with water or else they'll short-circuit.
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FUCK I DONT KNOW ABOUT ART
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>open link
>click 'introduce yourself'
>nothing happens

it's just like real life
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>>267845771
>get her shirtless
>go to bathroom
>follow her in
>WOW SUCH A CREEP


w-what

it normally works
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The trick is to slowly get her shitfaced
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>>267850446
Is this where that
>Chad in da club, hitting on yo woman
>what do you do
came from?
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>>267851483
It depends on how drunk she is and how charming you've been.
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how the fuck do you do the threesome?
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I'm just gonna be me and see where that takes me.

This better not be smut.
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>take bitch out to dinner, bitches love dinner
>go to club after
>order drink
>take club soda because im risponibble
>she says she wants another martini
>sure why not
>one click later
>she's had 5 martinis
>what the fuck
>she passes out
>drive her home
>6/10

What a shit game
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>>267851509
That's rape.
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I don't understand, I can kiss her and hug her right after meeting her, but she gets pissy for me complimenting her too much or talking too much or suggesting stripping at the night club, this woman is deranged.
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>>267845771
A woman made it!?
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>>267851754
You say that like rape is a bad thing
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>Overloaded error

Fuck off, faggots, mom said it's my turn to play
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>havent played in a while
>forgot the complex hokey pokey dance you have to do just to get consensual sex in the missionary position

shit. maybe its more lenient now
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>>267851819
No fuck you Dads showing me how to play.
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>>267851819
>playing the online version
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>>267849013
pls anon, don't insult my waifu
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Any way to get this slut to suck my fucking dick
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>>267845771
>"how old are you"
>under 18 or over 18
>curiosity kicks in and put under
>skips to fucking pic related
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>>267845771
Is this some SJW muh soggy knee muh objectifaction muh internal mahoganny thing, or is it actually a girl you can internet date?
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>>267852238
What do you mean?
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Shit, how old is this now? I feel old remembering it.
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>>267852136
ah yiss son we /ss/ now
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>>267850669

>Vampire Stripper

Yuuuusss
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>>267852307

Looks like you got a wait on your hands, son.
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>>267851029
>>267851345
I love you gusy.
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>>267852136
What if I am 18?
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Anyone can download the game? Gay ass Firefox wouldn't allow me
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>download
>contains every image

wonderful
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What sort of diner is this?
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>game is 102mb

was this made by Titanfall devs?
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>>267852238
Holy shit just shut the fuck up right now
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>>267850665
>>267850728
>>267850915
>>267850994
>>267851345
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>>267852307
Not in a million years will you fuck her.
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>>267852534
Drive N Dine.
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How to win Parcheesi?
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The fuck?
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>>267850665
>Homemade coconut
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>2 glasses of wine
>TOO DRUNK SEE YA TOMORROW GOY
Fucking lightweights
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>>267852307

I get the feeling that there are a lot of numbers meant to follow that 1717...

Anon, are you trying to download the whole internet in a .zip file?
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>>267852881
>The fuck?

women
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>>267852881
WENT TOO FAR, MAN!
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>>267852923
Cut out the adjectives and it's a homemade muffin.
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http://arianeb.wordpress.com/2013/12/24/date-ariane-10th-anniversary-edition-part-1/

Explanation of how to get gud at dis
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Took me about 10 minutes but I won. Now I gotta figure out how to "win" in the hot tub.
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I downloaded and it wont go beyond introduce yourself, help me out here
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>>267852881

You get in the hot tub with her, and then she immediately kicks you out and ends the date?
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>she takes off her shit completely of her own volition
>grab her ass
>'OH NO YOU DIDN'T THAT'S 2 MUCH 4 ME'
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>>267853314
my last failed attempt had her welcoming me to follow her into the bathroom, and then she bitched at me when I did
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>>267853314
>When I said "Get in the hot tub with me", I didn't mean, "Get in the hot tub WITH me".
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>>267853270
The hot tub is the easiest win.
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>>267853187

Yeah well, his grammar's shit.
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>>267845771
>tfw I actually fapped to this back in the day

I don't know how or why
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>>267853302

Too ugly anon
Too ugly
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>>267853385
>>267853414
>>267853314

Sometimes yes means no. How hard is it to read between the lines.

Typical men.
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this shit is buggy as fuck for me, keeps resetting my progress randomly.
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>>267849439
Rembrandt. The only reason I know this is because the dude had a huge thing for fat women, and I lot of fatties use his works (not realizing it was the same fucker) as "Muh fat was bootiful in ancient times).

Dude also had a bunch of lesser known works featuring himself as an old guy or a woman. Dude was weird and basically just drew olden time fetish porn.
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>>267853463
The old model looks like one of those people who've had reconstructive surgery after a shotgun blast to the face. Not sure how you did either
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>>267853537
never mind, i guess its not compatible with chrome.
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>>267853568

If yes can mean no, why can't no mean yes?

Typical feminists
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>>267851525
No, that particular scenario comes from real life

You should try it
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>>267853615
quality of porn sure has decreased since then.
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>>267853615
>hurr pick the joke option lol
REMBRANDT IS A FUCKING TOOTHPASTE YOU ASSHOLE
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>>267845771
Console friends BTFO.
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>>267847858
Guide to IRL girls when
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>>267853657
Who said it cant?
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>>267853743
FUCK IT STARTED ME OVER
THINGS WERE GOING SO WELL
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>Service Temporarily Unavailable

I think we broke it, guys
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>>267853743
Shit, if she had laughing lemons for tits I'd immediately drop the ball, walk up to them, then run away
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>>267853743
T her up
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>>267853901
yep same here

did this happen last time we all decided to do it
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>>267853850

>feminists
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You always do this shit, /v/
Fucking niggers get in the line people are trying to fuck
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WHAT IS THE UNDERWEAR STORE COMBO
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>ask her about movies
>ask her about books
>take a drink of wine
>compliment her, she says its weird
>go to eat dinner
>you're really stuffing yourself tonight I give you a 4
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game is great
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Why do these graphics remind me of that one hilariously awful h-game? Must be the shitty looking clothes and absurd shine everywhere.
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>>267845771
I did it. I had sex.

you can press back in the online version
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>>267853615
Shes not that fat in the picture.

Now Rubens was a fatty man. Too bad wasnt an option, but rembrandts gritty dirty painting texture is pretty obvious, also it looks like its his mug back there aswell.
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>>267854037
Jesus that elbow. Sausage people.
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HOW THE FUCK DO YOU THREESOME?
after the lingerie we dance and then you either lose or just take her home and not the other girl
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>>267854161
you cant
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>>267854053
i remember in the classic 'version' if i press back too many times, it fucked the game
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>>267854093
Scratch that, missed 'renaissance' part.
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>>267853986
She asks for different combinations each time. You just gotta learn which type has which attribute.
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>>267854049

the renders are pretty clearly done in either Poser or DAZ studio, both of which are very entry level figure posing and animation programs. basically if you don't tweak the render settings enough they end up looking very amateurish
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Hit backspace a few times if it 503s. And pick Xanadu as your poem, the Shakespeare one is about a dude.
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>>267854053
Pressing back tends to randomize your progress.
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dick
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Man I took this slut on a boat and to look at the stars and shit. Didn't even gimme a whiff of the pussy dawg.
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>>267854393
holy fuck those roids
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>>267854393
What's his name again?
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>>267854393
>you'll never be so ripped you have perfectly round pecs
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How do you make the friend come over?
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>>267854393
His tits are bigger than her's are; ditch her and go with the guard.
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>>267854393
nobody will be messing with this motherfucker
his shirt is made out of rubber all your punches will just bounce right off
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How would I know?
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>>267854523
strip club?
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The friend is over at the house but I can't get a threesome!
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>>267854523
It's RNG, there's about a 1 in 13 chance of it happening.
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someone upload this shit somewhere, holy shit how old are these servers
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>>267854632
You may have fucked up somewhere along the line and didn't get her affection and intoxication levels high enough. If so, you'll have to start over.
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Huh. So I beat the game, joined her in the shower and then fucked on the bed.

Curious, is there anal/blowjob in this game?
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>>267854691
lel i can't even downlaod it
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Oh fuck, I made it this far somehow.

I've just been being myself. I even admitted to like comics and cartoons to her. And she still somehow ended up naked in a hot tub with me.

Is getting a gf irl this easy?
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>>267854093
>>267853615
>porn game discussion turns into a historic art debate
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>she says "What will it be first? Wine, woman, or song?"
>she is literally offering herself as an option, she must be feeling relaxed enough around me
>fuck yeah let's go for that kiss
>WRONG ANSWER FUCKHEAD YOU LOSE
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>>267854606
>bounce off the bouncer
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>>267854691
Ten years old.
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>>267854617
Because you play grand strategy games.

You DO play grand strategy games, right?
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>>267854393
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>>267854784
there is the driving scene after the photoshoot where she can blow you
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>>267845771
>on date, all is going well
>"let's check out the telescope!"
>HOW MANY MEN WALKED ON THE MOON
>"uhh I wasn't aware there'd be a test"
>pick answer
>ERROR 403 FORBIDDEN

well there goes my date
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>>267845771
>You have charm, a good kiss, and great moves, but I'm getting a little hungry.
>try to go to another room
>game breaks every time and none of the buttons work
okay
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>>267854393
>/fit/ gets jealous of /3/ giving /v/ a pity date
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lel
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>>267854795
Not when you're ugly
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>>267854915
Uh, sure. Of course I do!
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>>267854921
terrible
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b-but I don't want to stop
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Won on my first try.

Brb fucking my new gf again.
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>>267852238
tub is ez

git gud
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any other games of this quality?
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>>267854617
>not taking spanish in high school
guyana is in south america son
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>>267855209
Is that a scar?
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503: Service Temporarily Unavailable
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who the fuck wrote this
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>>267855352
Join the club
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>>267855335
nigga do i look like ive seen real pussy before
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>>267855121
don't care, make a better one
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>>267845771
This bitch is a cunt.
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>>267855352
>>267855393
Download the game you nerds
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>>267855386

The brother of the writer of HuniePop who couldn't get laid
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>>267855386
A woman.
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>>267855487

>implying I can download it when I can't access the website
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>>267855554
>website crashed from /v/'s traffic
>again
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>>267855487
That shit is so old that is not recognized by modern browsers
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>>267855487
>This Connection is Untrusted
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The amount of hours I invested into this game back in the day is insane.
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>>267855678
>hours
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shit

i dont know this shit
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>>267855783
Man, if only you could search the answer or something...
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what am i looking at here
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any other dating sims like this?
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>No option to just go

This is some nervous beta shaky shit right here. I thought we were going to have a date not prostrate ourselves on a cross. Fuck this game.
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>>267855881
I guess you're looking over the shoulder of a hambeast
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>>267855850
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>>267855772
It sounds pathetic if I measure the amount of time I spent on it in weeks.
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>hey sexy, wanna make out in this hot tub?
>heck yeah
>sorry, this is not a thrill to me
>date over, 5/10

YOU SUGGESTED IT YOU CUNT
WHO DESIGNED THIS
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>>267856083
>YOU SUGGESTED IT YOU CUNT
And then you made her immediately regret that decision
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Quick, how many men walked on the moon during the Apollo missions?
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>>267856028
if you haven't already figured it out it's 12
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>>267856174
14
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>>267856083
A woman. Go figure

It's RNG man. That and probably acting like a complete spaz beforehand
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>Kiss her a bit and dance with her
>Get her to have a couple drinks before dinner
>Have dinner
>Get her to have a couple more drinks during dinner
>Go to the edge of town
>Go to strip club
>Have her win the strip contest
>Back to her place
>Do whatever (I normally do pool or hottub at this point)
>Fuck her
>Ask to stay the night
>Fuck her again

You're welcome
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>Kiss her
>Read her a poem
The fuck kinda person made this game? I don't even know who she is. I just said hello.
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>>267856205
>lying on the internet
It's 10
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>>267856183
Not op, it's how I pictured the scene.
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>>267845771
Which choices make her really pissed off.
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>>267856224
it uses complicated scripting

you need like 3 drinks minimum to have her do lewd stuff
too much then you get the drunk end

and about 2 events to impress her
too much and you get friendzone for being too boring

some shit like that
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>>267854985

>I accept your challenge!

Why did my mind jump to Mitsurugi from Soul Calibur 2
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>>267846119
god when will people use this term properly

it wasn't uncanny valley in the slightest, the new update looks more true to life than the original, it's also not a verb
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>>267856308
Game crashed anyhow.

I have a paper I should be writing.
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>>267856439
>you can only fuck women if you first intoxicate them and then basically rape her!
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>>267856492
Blow me.
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>a good idea to shower after being in the pool
>you can follow me in if you want
>follow her in
>STAY OUT OF THE BATHROOM UNLESS I INVITE YOU IN

just like irl
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FUCK ME I GIVE UP

I BEAT GOD HAND ON LVDIE BUT THIS SHIT IS TOO MUCH
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>>267850665
This nigga must shit de-homogenized cracked Farro bread by the end of the day.
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>>267856601
but you get a fail state when shes too intoxicated
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>download it
>do everything correctly
>start the date
>stuck in introduce yourself

>mfw refreshed 36 times

but if I use the other version it just 404s ;_;
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>>267856632
>he got cockblocked at the shower
elemayo
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I've jerked off to this (and other Virtual Date games) an indeterminable amount of times. Love this shit.
>>267850356
No, he added it in for some reason I forgot.
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>"Hey anon I have a suggestion, we can go to the bedroom and strip and I'll fuck you silly!"
>"uhh, d-do you h-have any other i-ideas?"
>"well we can play boardgames instead"

and then we played board games.
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>>267856801
I just clicked mouse5 twice and CHANGE IT WHAT NOW NIGGA I FUCKED THIS BITCH MISSIONARY THEN COWGIRL
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Wait, is there no threesome ending? I tried everything and Ariane keeps ending it.
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>>267856625
blow a google search
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>>267856837
Did you win? She's a god at Parcheesi.
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>>267856837
alpha as fuck
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>Get bad end for talking too much during steak dinner
>maybe I should just eat the steak then
>MAN YOU ARE PIGGING OUT YOU SHOULD TALK MORE
>bad end
WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU WANT FROM ME ARGHHH
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>>267856639
Dude it's simple
>introduce
>dance to 2 sorts of music
>drink 2 wine
>eat in back yard
>sit on bench and guess right for topless
>go out and get beer
>drink 2 beer
>kiss, grope
>"hey wanna sleep over"
>SAY YES
>????
>Profit
>10/10

Was that so hard? Fuck yeah but that's the point.
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>>267856879
>he didnt get the anal scene
ayyyy
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Oh wow.
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>>267856993
I guess I'll remain a virtual virgin 4eva

and a real life one
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>>267857171
>Girls
>pooping
sure thing
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>>267856797
Use Firefox not chrome
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Nearly there!
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>>267856246

So really, the only way to get laid is to get her drunk and encourage her to be a sexual deviant?

Feminism, eh?
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>>267854795
So long as you have alcohol, yes, yes it is. It has been said that a woman judges whether or not they'll sleep with you within like five minutes of meeting you. Well, if she's willing to go on a date with you, there's a good chance she's willing to sleep with you. Women out of high school/college also are totally cool (sometimes) with fucking on the first date because it's just a lay. They've already had sex so many times before that one more time ain't gonna mean shit.
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Beat my score, /v/.
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>>267857176
>That fucking picture

IT'S BEEN FUCKING YEARS AND I'M STILL MAD
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>>267857176
What the fuck is going on in this picture?
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>>267857176
Is this how sex looks like?
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>>267857284

You know those are just numbered based on what paths you chose, right? I got the same ending, and my date experience is "a7706"
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>>267856246
>not doing the threesome

okay buddy
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>>267857176
what even is this?
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>>267847160
>Not just getting her pissed(3 drinks of wine) then going to the hot tub.

Only thing I haven't been able to find out is how exactly you fuck her on the couch.
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>>267857316
>>267857378
>>267857769
The anatomy is pure shit but can you guys really not tell what is happening?
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>>267856993
Bitch won't let me eat outside.
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>>267857176
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>>267856920
I snatched victory from the jaws of defeat with an incredible streak of lucky rolls and made it to the finish a single space ahead of her. When it was over? Absolutely. Fucking. Out of our minds. After coming down we both agreed that it was the most unforgettable climax to game of parcheesi either of us had EVER seen. Then I went home because she was tired.
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>Service Temporarily Unavailable

Just how I remember it.
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this is so laggy because of all you fuckers playing it
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>>267857914
please explain.
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>>267858109
Yeah, it looks like almost half of /v/ are playing this game right now.
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>>267850847
>>267850669
>Not having weird roleplay sex with hot nerd
>2014
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Is this game just slides or does it actually contain 3d motions?
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>>267858224
>half of /v/
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God damn it
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>>267858387

Nice fuck up, anon.
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>>267850665
EVERY FUCKING TIME
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>>267857914
I get that it's supposed to be The Sex, but what the fuck man.
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>>267858036
dance and make out first, drinks second, steak third, eat outside fourth.
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>kiss her twice
>get the "I get it, you like kissing, but fuck off" ending
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This game is unpredictable and bullshit
I love it
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Oh shit, animations!
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Of course they updated the date game again, meanwhile Something's in the Air is still a half finished piece of shit. About as many broken promises there as Starbound.

>>267850665

>those arms

thanks mister skeltal
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>>267858610
That's what I'm doing.

What music are you choosing?
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>>267858837
Choose Jazz. She likes Jazz.
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>>267858184
She has HUGE RUDE titi-ya-marOs. Probably. Maybe women's shoulders don't connect at their necks. Haven't you ever seen a real girl before? I haven't.
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>>267858387
>driving a jeep
>not having the obligatory bumper mounted jugs of fuel and water
I also hope that it's a manual because leaving the lights on will kill the battery and you'll need to bump-start it.
And quit whining, this date just turned from a boring meal and booze to a proper bonding experience with critical thinking and overland expeditions.
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>>267858837
Do you even smooth jazz bro?
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>>267858954
>>267859004
I'm fucking choosing this shit what the hell

I got it once and I don't know how.
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I just realized that we're all trying to figure out how to fuck this woman
Like some kinda mutual wingman shit
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>>267858837
Just keep dancing. Don't stop dancing.
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>>267859147
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NF-kLy44Hls
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>>267859139
Ain't that a fancy name for virgin neets.
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>stuck and i have to give her compliments
>I DONT LIKE COMPLIMENTS GAME OVER
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I think the general objective is to get three drinks in her.

I got to a point where I almost had a threesome with her but she kicked me out.
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>>267858837
>Jazz once, kiss lips.
>Change to romantic, kiss lips, grab ass.
Jeebus anon, it's like you've never been on a... huh...
Yeah, that'd kinda make sense.
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>drink wine
>talk
>eat
>compliment
>talk
>eat
>WELL ARENT YOU A PIGGIE TRY TALKING MORE

are traps this hard to land thats all im interested in.
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>>267859420
btw, I think what fucks up most people is the panties and bra having some parts close to the floor's color and the little unchecked space of flesh between the head and her right tit. Censored dick doesn't help too.
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>compliment
>kiss
>wanted to break the tension
>turn on some music
>optional rock
>jazz
>dip and kiss her neck
>go to another room
and then eat wherever you like

this seems to work pretty well as a start
>>
When she asks you where the moon landing is tell her and then spend the next half hour naming all the other major mare and the landing sites and objective of every moon mission. I's uncommon to meet someone else who is as passionate about the Moon as you are.
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>>267845771
>http://arianeb.com/dategame.htm
Congratulations! I'm impressed! Let's spend the evening together!


I win
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>>267859549
Hey! I was on... one.

I don't talk about it.
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>>267859420
Her head is just in such a fucked up position that it STILL doesn't make sense
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>>267859552
Just do one of each, bub. TALK>COMPLIMENT>DRINK>EAT
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>>267859420
Possibly, but there's nothing to imply that there are two breasts there. Then again, nothing makes sense in that picture so you could be 100% right and we'd never know.
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>>267858367
The sex scenes have some shitty gifs,
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SHIT
WATER I DO
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>>267859420
What the fuck is this thing hes grabbing then?
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>>267859760
wine
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>>267859812
I GAVE HER LIKE 4 GLASSES I DON'T WANT TO GET DRUNK ENDING
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>>267859794
it's just a part of her bra

tilt your head to the right and look at it as just a weird colored part of the bra and you can see it
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>>267859794
It's part of the bra.
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>get ariane naked in the store
>still no threesome

what do i do
>>
>introduce
>touch hair
>dance to two music, kiss on second
>go to kitchen
>drink wine x2
>steak
>eat outside
>eat, drink, compliment, drink, talk
>telescope
>answer right, remove bra
>dance, kiss
>get dressed
>convenience store
>pay for beer
>get back, drink beer
>go to couch
>massage
>living room
>drink wine
>fuck me anon, fuck me
>accept suggestion

I think that's what I pretty much did when I finally got it.
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>>267859719
that's wrong, do it compliment>eat>drink>talk
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>>267859910
>>267859892
Is it the inside of the bra? Thats what i asumed. But i guess it could be an elaborate design.
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>>267859718
She's on her knees, back arching towards the guy. You head naturally wants to be leveled.
>>267859794
It's the bra. The bra and panties got a fucked up color scheme. Look at the panties to the left. Same color. Like I said, the color being close to the floor's color kinda fucks it up.
>>267859730
The dick between them. Like I said, the censorship kinda fucks it
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>>267859794

He's holding her tits up by the nipples. Look closely between his fingers.
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>>267859949
>introduce
>touch hair

Anon...
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>>267853930
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>>267858367
this, anyone?
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>>267859730
yes there is, he has both her nipples between his fingers and you can see a bit of the second tit behind his index finger
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>>267859794
Ok, niggers, I'm gonna explain it to you. With words, because I can't be bothered to draw with touchpad.

It's all smoke and mirrors, trickery and copy pasting.

The head and arms should be mirror flipped, and go up. The bra should go on the other side of the body. The body should be elevated to the dock. Yes bottom left corner is ass. The guy fucking her grabs her bra, the other guy holds her down.
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>"I have a shower in the bathroom, you can follow me in if you want."
>follow her in
>"Stay out of the bathroom, unless I invite you in!"
>4/10 THE END

WOMEN
>>
kek
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>>267859760
>Kiss>massage>tits>pants>youshouldknowwhattodo

Well, you wouldn't, but that's the fun bit.
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>>267860349
no wonder i never get anywhere if game is coded like shit
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>>267860024
>Yes bottom left corner is ass.

What if its a pussy?

Also i dont see no ass cheeks, theres some wierd folds going on that would not be on an ass.
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>>267860459
WOW HOW WAS I SUPPOSED TO KNOW MY CLOTHES WOULD GET WET
4/10
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>>267860489

artist made it anatomy mess on purpose
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>>267860000
Despite quads, order doesn't matter. Unless something's changed.
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>>267860459
>decides to jump into the tub with clothes on
>its your fault.
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>>267860459
I sincerely hope there's a way to make the scene continue without her ending the night when she does that, because I wanna see where it would end up after that.
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>>267860567
>artist made it anatomy mess on purpose

Thats what they all say.
>>
It's pretty RNGy too. You might do the same things and one time you get sum fuk and next time she throws you out for being too close too fast and stuff.
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>>267858812
Fuck I get Rebecca in the house but can't get her to join in. Also can't remember how to get her in the store naked again
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>>267856492
It was just real enough for your brain to treat it as an ugly human and not a good looking drawing.
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>>267860719
>RNG decides that she wants to throw you out for entering the bathroom
>She explicitly invited you to enter the bathroom to watch her shower right before that
And this, gentlemen, is why the RNG has no place in a game like this one.
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>get her to let me stay the night
>she sleeps in the nude
>strip naked
>"lol no get on the couch fagget"
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>>267860912
guides say theres no rng

but there are randomized choices
>>
So they changed completely her appearance?
Now she looks like an anime character.

She had that face that you looked and said "oh, that game." But now she's just generic crap.
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>>267860719
Stop saying shit you don't know. There is no RNG. Check atagong.com/dateariane/
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>>267861037
How is this anime look?

She kinda looks like that xena actor to me though.
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>>267861037
>like an anime character.


Shes just more competently modeled and textured.
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WELL NO FUCKING SHIT
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>>267855547
>A dance with rogues was written by a women
still blows my mind
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>>267860309
instructions unclear
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>>267861032
Still bad enough when she can tell you that "dude, you're not invited into the toilet" immidiately after explicitly inviting you to join her in the toilet.
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>>267854516
Big McLargehuge
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>get her to hot tub
>"kiss me and let's see what happens"
>k
>sorry, i'm not too thrilled about making out in a hot tub, 5/10
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>>267861278
sometimes the game just forgets your progress because the website is laggy, especially if you use back
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>>267861181
>>267861217

Her head shape, her hair style, her eyes, its like an humanised anime character.
Really disgusting.
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>>267860561
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>>267861254
Why her arm would be blow fucking tits. It's mean to higer, you would have to resize whole image.
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>>267861254
Ok, makes perfect sense now.
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>>267861405
So you prefer the cock mongler face? Fucking freak.
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the goal is to get her on 4 drinks, although the game bugs and sometimes counts it at 3 because bad programming

after 4 drinks you can pretty much do whatever the fuck you want
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>take her to lclothing store
>she meets her old friend
>we go to a club
>they let liquored up and start dancing
>wants to go back to ariane's place
>ariane is being a cocksucker and won't go skinny dipping
>but she will share half of her swimsuit with rebecca
>they start playing around in the pool while I just play along
>they decide they want to fuck each other instead of me
>tfw no matter what I do I can never get a threesome ending

this fucking game man, I feel like I'm being fucked over in real life. And now my boxers are getting wet and I get to get a point where I can jerk off.

Life is suffering
>>
>We slept together and had sex multiple times.

>The date may have ended badly, but she still likes me.

she

kicked me out for post-sex cuddles when i had no other option
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>>267861694
This game is simultaneously hillarious and an actual guide to dating at the same time.
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>>267857176
this is some M.C. escher shit
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>>267857263
What a load of shit. If any of that were true, I wouldn't be a 25 year old virgin. And I went to a known party school.
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>>267861243
Allegedly. Not like anybody has seen her, or knows her name or any social media.
The person who made ADWR is just an account at the vault and nothing else.
>>
Should I just off myself now?
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>>267862148
That logic assumes that you aren't a complete sperglord that could make even a drunken cockthirsty slut nervous
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>>267858387
>car out of gas
>stranded in the middle of nowhere together
>DATE'S OVER LOSER EVEN THOUGH I'M NOT GOING ANYWHERE
This game isn't very realistic, didn't take the implications into account. Not smart bitch.
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threesome how damnit
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>>267862448
Does threesome ending even exist?
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>can consistently get into lengerie shop
>keep getting destroyed by the RNG

what the fuck do i do besides guess?
>>
is this a porn game?

if not...fucking gay..
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>>267862583
If she says comfortable fashionable and sexy pick strapless bra and thong
If she says comfortable sexy and inexpensive say sports bra and thong
Those have worked for me so far
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>>267855881
Back of the knee, maybe?
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uh...
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>>267845771
I literally spent an entire day edging to this when I was 17

Don't want to play the new version at all
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>everything is going well and she wants to go back to her place
>get 4 and rejected in the hot tub
fuck this nonsensical bullshit
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>>267862524
Ive gotten to that point before to have the 2 girls in the bed but you only end up fucking one girl while the other one decides to pass out.
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>>267853615
NIgga she isn't even fat. Not even by today's standards.
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>>267862598
the end-game is to get her to have sex with you and yes there are sex scenes that are animated
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>>267862715
Keep nodding man.
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>>267845771
>I'm sure you can have a successful date with a virtual girl!
OH YEAH?!

We'll see about THAT!
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>>267860459
wooooooooooow
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>need to go to the restroom
>she kicks me out
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>>267860601
realistic
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>>267857245
Whoa, nobody told me you get to fuck ellen degeneres in this game.
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>>267862583
also if you ace the art museum it gives you a do over for the lingerie
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>>267863116
You don't threesome is impossible I've tried every possibility. Nothing
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>>267860309
>>267861254
I laughed like a fucking retard.
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I still can't fucking get her to eat outside

dance x2 kiss on one, drink wine x2, won't let me

help
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>have to use the restroom after I first get there
>"Nope, sorry, you should've fucking thought of that before you got here, now get the fuck out of my house"
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>>267863342
>eating
>outside

Like a goddamn heathen?
>>
>5 minutes in
>"That was great. Interested in another fuck?
I want to go again, but I want to be on top this time."

Easy. Get some game, son.
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>>267863418
>Interested in another fuck?

Has anybody EVER used this phrase after sex in the history of humanity?

Immersion broken.
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>>267862715

Nod respectfully
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ok i got naked with rebecca in bed, i win and im done
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SO CLOSE
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>>267863551
I'm pretty sure I've said this to past girlfriends before. Generally after we've been together for some time, but hey.
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>>267860912
you have to read between the lines

tz, men
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>>267862524
Despite what you might think, nope. The brunette pussies out.
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>>267863342
joke (bottom right) > smart poem (top right) > kiss > dance to jazz > kiss on neck > kitchen > wine > steaks > wine > eat outside > dont follow

works every time
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>>267863645
BITCH I JUST WANT TO FUCK REBECCA YOU CAN GET THE HELL OUT
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is it even possible to fuck rebecca?
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>>267863661
You've probably said
>Want to fuck again?
or
>Interested in another round?

If you're an indirect enough communicator to use "interested" instead of just requesting something, you're not going to be direct enough to say "fuck."

If you're a direct kind of communicator, it'll be the other way around.

The mix is just weird. And yes, I know it's a stupid thing to get hung up on, but fuck it bugs me.
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Nope. Just went through the pictures.
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>>267863948

It's her bed, nigga
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>are in the mood for making out?
>kiss her
>give her a massage
>"sorry" i'm just not feeling it. Making out in a hot tub is not that big of a thrill.

wat
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>>267864496
>no le fanni tabs meymey
1/10, fuck off retard.
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could you fags stop lagging the site and let me play?
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AFTER MANY TRIES I FINALLY GOT HER INTO BED.

TOO BAD I'M STILL A VIRGIN IN REAL LIFE.
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>>267863645
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>>267864684
Who cares, real life is shit anyways.
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fucking plebs
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convenience store threesome how?
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>>267864816

There is no threesome.

Also, the konami code works in this game.
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Why the hell is no one posting pictures of the threesome?
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>>267864808
>he looked up a guide
wow pathetic
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>>267864690
It's not that bad.
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Old models were uncanny as hell, but this new Ariane is actually pretty hot.
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>>267845771
i want to play it but i'm too scared i will fuck it up and get rejected to even try

fukken realism man, this game is a like a real life
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>>267865020
>suck at dating girls in real life
>suck at dating girls in video games

Fuck this noise, give me a monster to kill or something
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>kiss me and see what happens
>kiss her goodbye

;___;
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>spend all night getting rejected by this fucking game
>ALL
>FUCKING
>NIGHT
>finally do good enough to get some pussy
>just one more screen until my virtual self is no longer a virgin
>*click*
>*click click click click click*
>the game fucking crashed on me

And that's how virtual me became a wizard.
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>>267865020
>>267865091
Get yourselves Artificial Academy 2. No tears; only waifus now.
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>>267865427
story of my life
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>>267862715
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>>267861234
>you seem a bit too desperate

2realistic4me ;_;
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Y'know what? No. Fuck this stupid RNG bullshit. This is reminding me why I stay the fuck away from women.
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What do I do after 2beer? I've groped her, danced and showered but keep getting "too early" when I pick stay the night.
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Did they ever add in a threesome option with the friend?

That shit was the biggest cocktease.
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Real girls are easier to talk to than this bitch,
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>>267865918

It's not RNG, you just have to do certain actions to make available certain options.

Or, you can cheat.
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Did anyone play the sequel?
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>I was literally about to get into her pants
goddamn it you fuckers
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>>267866103
True, but if you go to a boring ass expensive date with this bitch it doesnt take your whole evening and half your wallet.
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>I will have a shower, you can follow me in if you want to
>Follow her in (been working my magic on her the whole time)
>Stay out of the bathroom, unless I invite you in.
On a scale of 1 to 10, you get a 4. THE END
BITCH PLEASE, we tongue fucked on a beach naked
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>>267866185
>cockblocked by /v/

Real low there, bud.
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FINALLY
AFTER ALMOST THREE HOURS OF SUFFERING
I FUCKED HER VIRTUAL PUSSY
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>>267862715
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>>267865428
I'm too stupid to download it. I kept getting some error in Nip.
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>>267866374
It took me 15 minutes with only 3 losses anon.
What the fuck.
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>>267859760
>LIKE FIFTY CHOICES NIGGA
oh god I'm dying
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Shit, now we're being chased by multidimensional aliens.
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>>267866696
I smirked.
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this is the worst thread i've ever seen.
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>>267865427
just click back, works for me
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>>267866043
go swimming or hot tube
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>>267866845
>this is the best thread i've ever seen.
ftfy
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>>267854516
Chad L. Thundercock
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>>267866845
Confirmed for cockblocked.
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why doesn't the downloadable version work?
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>>267863645
>>267864690
You can't stop TRUE love, Ariane.
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It took me an hour and a half of nonstop playing but I finally beat it

now I can go to bed
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>>267866536
>only 3 losses

you only get one try in real life. that's why this shit is impossible.
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Let's hope Patricia Hernandez and the other clickwhores discover this game soon.
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>>267868764
But it's not like they could say anything, this game was made by a woman.
>inb4 internalized misogyny
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i finally won
make sure you let her eat before you drink
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jesus fucking christ its too hard
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>>267869310
Nah.
2 drinks before eating
1 drink while eating
She becomes easy as fuck to get into bed/fuck in the hottub
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1 drink before going out to a restaurant to eat
1 drink while eating
1 drink in the night club
then make her go full nude in the strip contest
return home to make out and have sex in the hot tub, proceed to have sex and cuddle in bed
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>>267869863
welcome to a nightmare that is dating woman.
it's not worth it, trust me.
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>>267870589
How the fuck did you get to a contest?
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>>267864808
I got this ending after a retarded amount of tries. I didn't know how to feel.
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>>267871651
go to outskirts
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>>267850665

>emu meatballs

This is like meta-hipster.
>>
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How does this even work?
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>>267864929
holy shit it does too

what does it do
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fuck this shit

i cant get anywhere

if this is what it takes to sleep with a woman id rather just be wizard
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>>267873026
slowly drip deed her wine
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>>267873026
>can't even get virtual pussy
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>>267872331
Yeah I can't get anywhere in that one either
>>
WHY CANT I GET VIRTUAL PUSSY
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Has anybody gotten her drunk yet
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>>267873958
Everyone has got her drunk except for you.
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>>267873752
cause you gay nigger
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>>267873752

because virtual woman is a spoiled whore constantly expecting your maximum effort to impress and amuse her, while silently judging your every move and looking for the slightest reasons to scratch you out

pretty much just like a real woman
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>>267850665

And this is why I'm fat, that shit is way too complicated.
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>>267874261
>too casual to activate his almonds
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>introduce>compliment>kiss>tension>poetry>wine>kiss>dance>rock>change music>jazz>dip and kiss>another room>out to dinner>compliment>engineering marvel
>eat>drink>talk>pick up check>get something from bar>club soda>dance>go to bar>ace the trivia>head to outskirts>live cabaret>amateur night>encourage to striptease
>remove jacket>rub body>sexy dance>remove skirt>chair dance>sexy dance>remove shirt>rub body>pole dance>remove bra>rub body>chair dance>pole dance>remove thong
>pole dance>end routine>naked hottubbing>massage>kiss>wine>kiss nipples>french kiss>caress breasts>massage thighs>massage pussy>have sex>suggest spending the night
>follow into bathroom>climb into bed
This is how I just got her in bed, had to back 2 times on the striptease though, not sure if the shit is randomized or something. Sometimes you go to amusement park after night club as well.
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>>267874261
Nothing complicated about calories mate.
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>>267845771

>meet her in her home
>dance together
>kiss her
>go to restaurant
>only options are compliment, drink wine and eat
>give a compliment
>"heh ye thanks I guess"
>eat
>drink wine
>compliment
>"It's getting creepy"
>eat some more I guess then?
>you're really pigging out, I wish you'd talk some more. 4/10

Wat
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>>267854516

Almondia Activacion
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