TT: What /v/'s doing this coming winter ball.
And since we constantly get questions from morons who can't lurk for more than 5 seconds, have newFAQs for newfags:
>What is the Winter Ball?
A thing that happens every year where boards ask each other, and then draw OC and scenarios for the pairings that happen. Right now it’s gonna happen on the 30th.
>Okay, so who're we going with?
We're going with /x/.
>Isn't /a/ with /v/, though?
/a/ rejected us to go with /sp/
>Is there somewhere with all the current pairings listed?
There's a steam group here: http://steamcommunity.com/groups/4chanball, but it hasn't been updated in awhile (God dammit Flopsy get on that shit). There's a few infographics floating around (their accuracy may vary, though; some things may change here and there).
>Is there anything I can do to help?
Original content like drawings, animations songs, creepypasta, and other stuff like that (I can’t believe I have to explain this).
>Alright, that makes sense, but what's /pol/ doing here? And what's this contest I keep hearing about?
Tl;dr: /lgbt/'s trying to make /pol/ go with them, so /pol/ is trying to get /x/ so they don't have to (even though /x/ asked us weeks ago and we accepted). /pol/'s justifications for this range from "BUT /V/ HAS NOTHING IN COMMON WITH /x/" (false; horror games and vidya creepypastas) to "EBOLA-CHAN IS OUR DAUGHTER" (true, but it doesn't mean they get first dibs).
The contest was made as a way to decide once and for all who gets to go with /x/ (probably by /pol/ since /x/+/v/ were already official before they started shitting it up). We're not going to back down, so we're in this for the long haul. It ends on October 20th.
>So what the fuck is actually going to happen?
I WISH I FUCKING KNEW.
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Mods were rather accurate in deletion of shitposters fucking up these threads.
I still want to see this editted into
/pol/ won't let that happen. And /x/ won't be happy if we try to threesome them after making them lose /pol/
If anything /x/ would rather go with us and /pol/ instead of us and /e/.
I say we just go /e/ and end this though.
Honestly, whichever choice doesn't make /pol/ involved with us I'm on board for.
I was perfectly happy with /x/ but when /pol/ decided to wake up I know from that moment the fun stopped there.
>Suggesting a threesome with /pol/ to not fight
>I am a /pol/ shill
Nah, I just want this to stop. Whether we threesome wiht /pol/ or go for /e/ doesn't matter. Its a fucking made up ball.
Rerequesting this changed into /pol/-tan as he says "muh Ebola-chan" then "muh Ebola-chan, silly goyim"
And as it proceeds add in "This is usually followed by shillposting and shittily editted pictures"
>people actually thinking there's rules
nigga just roll with whatever
Oi, lurking drawfags, how about churning out some OC?
How about we do some vidya-style comic strips like we used to do?
Like, reviewing somehow shitty horror games like Five Nights at Freddy and how jump scare games are utter shit.
We tried yesterday, /pol/acks found the thread and shitposted in it.
Why can't we just do the smart thing for once and go for /e/ first and then see if /x/ is actually interested?
I'm starting to suspect that shitposters and /pol/acks are purposely stringing this along just so /v/ gets shit on a little bit more.
It's like you have no taste at all.
No. Y'know what I hate /e/
I HATE /e/.
shh, let them keep thinking that
>/v/ and /pol/ are playing tug of war with /x/
>as /pol/ and /v/ are screaming at eachother, /v/ takes a moment to look around
>he sees /x/ crying and in pain
>he sees /pol/ screaming and being incredibly irrational and almost sees himself as that
>he looks at the crowd observing and laughing at the fools fighting with fools
>/v/ lets go and says "this is stupid"
>/pol/ screams at the top of his lungs "yes, I was right again! I'm always right!" All while holding /x/'s nearly unconscious body by the shirt
Besides, there's no reason to hate /e/.
exactly /x/ is scary.
At least most games involve ecchi.
lets just go with /e/. Represents our board better. How many boobs and ecchi things do you see in this board?
>implying letting go wouldn't mean a life of misery for /x/
I'm not giving up like /tg/ did all those years ago.
>There were no gays in the 90s
And you can always play pretent.
We need to protect /x/!
They have been raiding her, pretending to be her while shitposting everywhere ever since they set foot.
Which just gave me an idea for OC.
Draw /pol/-tan standing right at a mirror dressed as /x/-tan talking about how /pol/-tan is perfect for them.
Anon /x/ is already dead.
She died after /b/ destroyed her, since then she's been raped by /mlp/, /d/, she even had a kid she didn't want with /pol/, she's a dead carcass.
/e/ is still a virgin along with /v/, haven't you ever wanted to see two clueless virgins try and figure sex out together?
Doing the only think you're good at I see :^)
I know you guys are going with /x/ (I think), either way can you guys make some more /e/ OC?
We never get OC. ;_;
WHERE DA HOOD
WHERE DA HOOD AT
HAVE THAT NIGGA IN THE CUT, WHERE DA HOOD AT
OH, THEM NIGGAZ ACTING UP!? WHERE DA WOLFS AT?
YOU BETTER BUST THAT IF YOU GON PULL THAT
Why is /v/ such a friendly person now, this is fucking horseshit
you guys are fun to hang out with.
I suggest /pol/ to hang out there sometime instead of being this desperate.
>yes they do, idiot. They have a drawthread with requests getting done all the time.
Honestly, we don't:
I know you want /v/ to be more like reddit and tumblr. But this really isn't video-games. Take it to /b/ or something. Also fun fact; the person in charge of this is a tumblr dyke.
My vote goes to /e/
Cute fap material and it ends the war
I drew that and I say we go with /e/.
Anyone who thinks /x/ is still a good idea smells like a shitposter that really wants a big fight.
Can you shills really stop saying this. The vast majority of /pol/ wants nothing to do with your winter ball. It's a mixture of /lgbt/ and /v/ shitting up our board. This is degeneracy. Kill yourselves. PLEASE.
>Tumblr is still trying to make /pol/ and /v/ fight
I want off Mr Shekelberg's wild ride.
>Herp derp I know everyone!
Fuck you and fuck your little shitpost war
All these people getting jealous of /pol/ asking a board out you wanted.
This shit is pretend. Why is everybody getting worked up?
Fuck. Just ask /e/.
>you will never be violated by /d/
I wish I was better at drawing, I'd draw so much lewd /a/-tan...
We're going with /e/.
We could fight for /x/ until the cows come home, /x/ doesn't want to be involved with either board.
Please stop shitposting on our board or else we will make the fire rise, bigger than you've ever seen.Thanks hotheads.This is your last warning.
We're not teaching them anything other than we're just like them!
Going with /e/ will provide more lewd OC, stop this stupid shit flinging and make us look better than /pol/
I was one of the anons who originally agreed with the guy who wanted to bring this shit back. I was in the thread that started it this year and I've even contributed some drawfag stuff towards /v/x/.
But ever since this /pol/ & /v/ feud shit started, the >fun I was having has just tumbled down into nothing. Honestly, I wouldn't be angry if we just stopped this altogether.
Why can we never have nice things? How did this happen? Why does this ALWAYS happen?
This game is literally only four screens large.
/vg/ is playing video games and making lewds,
he's a general/gopnic slav
Why would /vg/ even look like anything?Nobody browsers "/vg/", they browse their generals.
Big generals can have their general-tans but this is just silly.
We could if shitposters would let us get /e/ first and then get /x/.
Because /pol/ got involved.
Shit was going fine until /pol/ newfags took notice they were going with /lgbt/ even though most of /pol/ doesn't really care and a good part still wanted to go with /lgbt/.
It's still the case of vocal minority with autism as icing.
/pol/ ruins anything it touches.
Hence why several times they weren't even invited and why, also, they weren't an option in the first place.
>/x/ asked us
>apparently /e/ wanted to go with us as well
even as a full time /v/irgin I gotta ask: why the FUCK would anyone go with /v/? especially considering what this board just went through
but thanks, /x/
Is this a maymay? /pol/ is by large a homophobic, racist and sexist board. Do you really think a vast majority of people on /pol/ want to even go to this ball, let alone with the most degenerates pieces of shit on this earth? You really need to go back to whichever shithole you came from.
Cross-boarder for both boards here
stop shilling in eachothers' boards. We could be making cool crap instead of flinging shit or trying to get the other board to go out with someone else.
There's options for both boards in case they lose so stop sucking the fun out of this. Make OC not war.
Can we stop this shit, /v/?
I did, shitposters just really don't want a 3 way with /x/, /v/ and /e/.
/e/ would probably be cool with it too given what the board is about.
>/v/ and /pol/
Aaaand here we go again with more shilling.
They asked /tg/ first, didn't work then went for /v/, we accepted, /pol/ got enraged how they weren't even a option and how /x/ didn't want anything with them even if the blatant samefagging on /pol/'s part.
Woops, fucked up on that /x/.
Anyways, you guys should just chill and draw some /vex/ or whatever content.
This gives me an excuse to draw male and female ecchi.
why doesn't /e/ go with /c/?
>We could be making cool crap instead of flinging shit or trying to get the other board to go out with someone else.
I did make cool crap though. Well, okay it was just crap, but I did make OC. >>267809626
>/pol/ can't produce OC by themselves but rather steal content, copy and paste because they can't draw and call it a day
Isn't that what reddit also does?
But thats why /pol/ got asked.
/x/ complained in the thread that OP didn't include /pol/ so some of them asked /pol/ themselves.
Thats why we are in this mess.
Both sides are fucking delusional if they think only one board was asked properly. It was just a shitstorm.
Oh sweet baby Cheezus, yes. That's my fetish. Please, I beg you, do it. Now.
>/pol/ and /v/ become bros for #GG
>Promptly start tearing each other apart because of women.
The more things change, the more they stay the same.
>. Do you really think a vast majority of people on /pol/ want to even go to this ball
Do you think the vast majority of /v/ wants to go to this ball?
Fuck off to tumblr faggots.
Stop shilling already, dipshit.
You fucks weren't happy and wanted by all means to butt in uninvited.
That's literally what happened when even /x/ didn't want and thus you pretended to be them and started making more and more threads, rigging polls to your favor and now here we are.
Stop trying to twist facts.
mfw I want ecchi art with /e/ but half of /v/ is too hyped in a war with their brother /pol/
fgts just go with /e/
Because /v/ hasn't always been rife with board tan shenanigans, right?
Pic related, do you think /x/ is okay going with someone who has a kid?
you forgot console tans,
this is the path we chose when we started moving games out of /v/
actually moot chose for us but whatever
Here is the updated one with her skull
I think a three way with /e/ would be
>Why is this shit allowed on any board other than /b/?
Because people with no social lives need the drama of imagining the personifications of 4chin boards interact like it's one of their favourite jap cartoons
>Talking shit about Ben "GOTTA GAS 'EM ALL" Garrison's art
If I was you I'd buy some curtains and a dog right now.
> the 4-tan "Visual Novel/Murder Mystery/Dating Sim" game will never exist
>Moot chose for us
Nah, /vr/ and /vg/ actually discuss video games. /v/ just shits all over them. There is a reason both communities ostracize any posters who come in with the /v/ mentality.
>do you think /x/ is okay going with someone who has a kid?
knowing /x/, that might actually be a plus for them
even more virgin blood to sacrifice/ suitable host for whatever demon they're thinking of summoning this week
NO MORE SHILLING
NO MORE FALSE-FLAGGING
FRIENDS SHOULDN'T FIGHT
>/e/ when we want to make porn OC.
Lets just go with them. They clearly want us. /x/'s view is too unknown at this point.
Oh dear me, did I struck a nerve?
How does it feel being so closely related to reddit?
I'm so sorry you are talentless, no, really.
You can have my pity.
It's for free.
Board-tans have been part of 'Board Culture' forever.
/e/ is now confirmed.
Let it be known that /v/ scored.
Be nice to eachother. Don't sock-puppet the other and they won't sock-puppet you.
Call a truce.
You can really see the newfaggots coming out of the woodwork with threads like these.
>There are people in this thread that don't know winter ball is a thing that happens
>There are people in this thread who don't know why is happens, and don't realize it's a means of promoting cross board communication, which is a good thing, despite what some anons may say
This image should be the flagship of /vex/
It's vidya, it's skeletons, and it's sweaters.
>If someone disagrees with an old tradition they're new!
Fuck off this reeks of tumblr, also most people are just pissed GG is deleted and this isn't.
Now I'm neutral towards GG but it is fucked.
Do it for the sport. Don't be a sour-puss.
Have fun and don't try and spoil the other's.
/v/ /x/ /pol/ best friends for life
/e/ is more prominent on /v/ though.
How many ecchi games are talked about compared to spooky?
Seriously. If you don't see that /v/ likes boobs more than spooks you're delusional.
/e/ is more fitting to us.
>This reeks of tumblr
Listen anon, you can not like it. That's fine, but there are a lot of newfriends in the thread who think it's just some after affect of GG bringing in undesirables, which it isn't.
Ask /pol/, they seem pretty desperate.
You guys must be absolutely fun to hang out with
>implying /pol/iticians browse /pol/ exclusively
>implying most of /pol/ isn't from /g/ /v/ or /b/
Thats not a truce thats asking /pol/ to give up.
>Being this retarded.
I notice that a lot of OC isn't about how the boards interact with each other, but still try to paint it as if /x/ and /v/ are a couple.
It's not that we don't have shit in common, but what have we actually done with the shit we have in common?
In the first place, why are we even fighting so hard for /x/? And how in the fuck is /e/ supposed to be a better option?
We're going for one and then the other.
We'll get /e/, wait for /pol/ to fuck up with /x/ and then get her too.
It was a poll made some days ago where /x/ agreed to ask us for the ball. We accepted. The steam group was supposed to be updated with the pairings but whoever is managing it hasn't done shit in days. There was also supposed to be some sort of OC contest to go with /x/ but nobody knows if /x/ was actually who started it.
So of course now you have all these /pol/ and /e/ shitposters samefagging the threads.
It's not so much about the things we HAVE done in common as much as they things we CAN do as a result.
It's all about getting the creative juices flowing and realizing other boards exist
Tumblr invasion of 2014. Hypocrite moderation.
Because it's the Tumblrites trying to justify their opposite side of the coin - just because it isn't politics now doesn't mean its Tumblr shit still.
Well, it looks like /v/ is going to become more SJW friendly in the coming months.
Remember this post, /v/, I promise you I will get SJWs en mass to visit and "contribute" on /v/.
I know, I know, /v/'s a big guy and he's not scared of the SJW bogeyman.
Fuck off with your straws, we're taking both.
Literally no reason not to now. Thanks /pol/!
Y'know what, I was against it at first because of the obvious shilling but now..
Taking both seems breddy gud. It's not like we'd be the only ones to take more than one date,
>helping two boards out at ONCE
Man, /v/'s pretty generous.
well, for posterity then, just know what /v/ truly wants.
>everythings calmed down now that we're taking /x/ and /e/
I love you guys.
"Are you sure this is the right place?"
"Of course, bro!" /vr/ gives /v/ a thumbs up, trying to reassure him. Not that it helped much. /v/ has played a lot of spooky games before, but this is his first time seeing a house quite like this. Cobwebs everywhere, ghostly wails coming out of the walls, and the feeling that an skeleton might just be inside him right now. He wasn't prepared for this when he decided to ask /x/ to the ball. Still though, he's come this far. /v/ can't back down now.
What do you do?
[ ] Knock on the door
[ ] Back down
Knock the shit out of that door.
I'm gonna be honest, you're right, things are starting to calm down after more people decided to take both /x/ and /e/ and OC is quickly coming by. Maybe it's a good idea after all.
As you knock on the door, it opens. Nobody is there to answer it, though. Maybe the wind just blew it open? It couldn't be though, the weather is perfectly calm.
[ ] Walk in
[ ] Ask /vr/ for backup
[ ] Back down
Dudes, why don't we take /e/, /x/ and /vr/?
Or are they not participating in the autism olympics?
The door shuts behind you. Okay, that definitely wasn't the wind.
There are no lights on, but there is a candle on a table nearby. You can barely see a flight of stairs, as well as a door. Is /x/ even home? Maybe you should call out for her.
We're taking /e/ and /x/
/vr/'s sitting this one out though. Tried asking /jp/, got shooed away by their mods, started a retro discussion with them to try and sneak in another invitation but instead had fun talking about retro jp vidya.
And now they know they're NEETs 4 lyfe and don't want to go to some shit ball. So they're sitting this one out.
Well, there is a candle here. You can't see much of anything besides it though.
Wait, there is a small drawer on this table. Maybe something is inside it?
You're already being mostly quiet. About the only thing that could blow your cover is that pesky candle.
[ ] Take candle
[ ] Blow out candle
[ ] Open drawer