>Gamestop has only ever given a perfect 10 to 8 games
>Edge has only given 10s to around 17 games (one of them being the first game)
>Bayonetta 2 is considered to be one of the best games of all time
>SFW getting blown the fuck out
Based fucking Platinum
Better online, probably adventure mode, and event matches, local co-op that doesn't lag when you have more than 2 players, possibly 8 player co-op if the leaks are true, better stages.
No. Having your house full of game boxes is unattractive and childish. One console per generation tops for me, and while I haven't decided on one yet it will certainly need more than one (1) game.
Oh, when TLoU gets 10/10, it's all paid reviews this, and reviews don't matter that. But when Bayo 2 does it, suddenly everyone's okay with review scores!!?? Fuck you people.
Sonyponies need their own containment board already
I don't remember people saying it is paid reviewers. Reviewers are usually called retarded, giving a movie like GAME with and avarage gameplay, a perfect score only because of its story.
>p-pls you guize. Buy the wii u! L-look at Blundernetta's ass and t-tits! Pls.
Not only will I not buy a wii u, I'll make sure none of my friends or family get one. I'll make sure to convince my siblings not to get one for my nieces and nephews this Christmas.
Deal with it.
>I'll make sure none of my friends or family get one. I'll make sure to convince my siblings not to get one for my nieces and nephews this Christmas.
That is fine, but still is not getting me to buy a console. Hype buy tactics are for monkies, and children. Not to mention all the clips have retarded cosplay inspired costumes.
>Your country's biggest gaming website only game it a 3/5 because they don't understand the difference between sexy and sexism
>LOOK WE HAVE ATTRACTIVE FEMALES, WILL YOU BUY OUR DYING HANDHELD NOW?!?!?!
Why aren't all Nintendolts banned already?
>obvious marketing thread
>still up for some "mysterious" reason
Gee I wonder why
Ikr? wiiu's for manchildren! we want adult games, with wrinkles and bags under the eyes!
fuck gameplay! I want a cinematic experience!!
Woah nelly, just LOOK at dat
>all the mad anus anguished teenagers in this thread
Still salty about the move? Don't worry. I'm sure if you ask Nintendo really nicely you can get it on the Playstation 5, providing Sony is still alive by then
Never expected Bayo 2 to top TW101, these reviews are just a little icing on the cake.
Oh fuck off. Anything that is even talked about anymore is shilling to you cunts. The fact is, they don't need to here anymore, they have a legion of redditfags here who'll do it free bickering over irrelevant crap like sales and charts.
now they just need good hardware and controllers that aren't nintenyearold special snowflake bullshit
damn that's hot
>supposed males actually complaining about this
>now they just need good hardware
oh no, now the game is retroactively going to be bad because muh hardware
>controllers that aren't nintenyearold special snowflake bullshit
everyone seems to be fine with it. or you can use pic related
Does anyone know where I can find the full pic OP's cropped from?
I mean I've found the pic, here it is in fact. But only smaller-res, wallpaper-ish versions. I want the full res.
>almost time for bayonetta 2 release >shitposting at an all time high
No, I don't feel like buying a new console any time soon.
I'm not a Sony or Nintendrone, but with all the manufactured hype TLOU got before release, I wouldn't be surprised if it did get paid off, and going by the fact that Nintendo barely advertises their games in the first place and never seem to give a fuck when their games get low scores, I seriously doubt they'd ever pay for reviews.
That still doesn't look as high-res as OP's pic, but now that I think of it, OP's pic uncropped would have to be ridiculously gigantic. It's probably upscaled using some photoshop wizardry I can't into.
>nintendude nostalgia-bait and otaku pandering fap-bait rolled up into one autistic video game
You say that like it's a bad thing.
Also I have no idea where the otaku pandering is. The fact that the game is japanese?
>It's the least expensive of all the next gen systems and has the best games so far of all 3.
This isn't saying much when the entirety of this gen is still shit. There isn't a better time to buy last gen consoles than now though, unless you own them already I don't understand why you'd buy a WiiU, PS4 or Xbone over anything from last gen.
Yep - now's the time to stock up on those good games you missed out on before they become rare and resellers inflate their price.
I just nabbed Dead Space and Bioshock Infinite for about $30 total (with shipping)
Also, it's worth noting that the 360/PS3 were worthless for their first year or so on the market. The 'bone and PS4 are no different right now.
>I just nabbed Dead Space and Bioshock Infinite for about $30 total
You could probably buy those two on PC for 10 dollars. And it doesn't even require a very good PC to run it.
Anecdotally, months ago there was the enemy AI programmer that posted on /v/ from Naughty Dog that said the team and Sony design the Last of Us to pander towards Gaming Journalists. He mention that they ditch the original system he made for the game to make the game easier. He was also applying for a job at Retro Studios. Take this with a grain of salt.
The thing about Bayo 2, it seems design not to pander towards gaming journalists especially in this time of talking about sexism in games.
INABILITY TO UNDERSTAND PROPORTIONS: THE VIDEOGAME
I feel like Bayonetta might be sexy if it wasn't for her gorillion mile long legs and tiny head. As it is though, it's uncanny valley as fuck.
Just played the demo and holy shit I'm hyped. I've been playing MH3U for the past month so it felt awesome being able to just absolutely dominate enemies.
Does the first one play the same or have they changed some things?
Yeah, I probably missed the last time it was on sale.
Whatever, we're both wrong. I could have pirated them both for free
but my laptop is a piece of trash and would probably be barely able to run Dead Space
Because Platinum's games sell like shit regardless of the platform. Publishers didn't want to invest in it (aside from Nintendo because they want to make it seem like they're actually getting third party support)
i wish sex-positive feminism was more prominent, because while i do think there is a problem with the representation of women in many video games, bayonetta is not one of them. her sexualization is a large part of her overall characterization and not just random titties and ass thrown in for no reason and i wish more people would see it that way
You know, I'm starting to agree with Anita. This is really going kinda far, she almost is nothing but a sexdoll. Don't you agree it's sexist?
it's a good thing the SJW crowd is just a bunch of hipsters in a circle jerk. I don't get why /v/ users make a huge fuss over their retarded ass opinions, when most people love games like bayonetta
I bet this tweet influenced Arthur Gies at least a little bit (not a lot because he's a cunt and would have knocked points for TnA anyway). This tweet is literally a threat to reviewers.
I'm a feminist, but I have to disagree to an extent. There are a lot of objectification, but Bayonetta has some empowering equality in her pesonality. So its double thing. One balances the other. But I do get the inappropriate amount of sexual objectifiction.
>liking old woman ass
Pathetic. No wonder nintendrones gobble up shit.
Enjoy your shit fetish woman.
I'm still on the fence about Bayonetta. The concept is fucking retarded and i didn't care for the demo of the first game.
She isn't attractive in any way to me and i'm not entirely sure why. The Sillyness of the series is lost on me, she kills enemies with her hair, has guns on her shoes and shit like that. It's just TOO fucking stupid for me to excuse.
I know the series is focused on gameplay, but it's really hard to for to overlook this stuff. And i loved me MGSR
I was being a bit too ironic. They generally do like gay guys, since gay guys usually treat women like their gal pals instead of things to have sex with.
this doesn't mean that some feminists don't ACTUALLY hold this viewpoint and are simply crazy as fuck
>feminists and moralfags in /v/.
>People are giving them a time of day and discussing with them.
Oh god, this place is fucking dead. Bye guys.
I'm a feminist too, and I'm honestly on the fence about the series in regards to that, the games are fun as fuck but the sexualization of her character isn't shown in a way that women can be powerful and still sexual but more for the enjoyment of male fans. I dunno, it's conflicting.
Wow you faggots all bitch about people handwaving arguments all day and now that shit's actually getting discussed not through shitflinging you want out? What a fucking child.
>implying it hasn't been dying for a long time
Somehow, /v/ finds new ways to be shit every day.
Disappointment every second.
>I need REALISM and DARKNESS for my games to be fun
seriously dude, the game is over the top as shit and it's well constructed as well. The comedy is campy and it's well paced. The gameplay is GOOD.
and you seriously need it to be SERIOUS? good lord why can't people have fun? lighten up and get the stick out of your ass.
>implying something for the enjoyment of any fans is bad
just because there's a booty shot doesn't mean it's alienating to women. or that women hate it. seriously, grow some balls
it's not about it being srs grimdark stuff, it's about the whole design looking good for me.
I like MGR and while I don't have a wiiU, I'd like to play W101. I just don't feel like I'd enjoy Bayonetta.
You totally misconstrued my meaning. It's not that the game is silly, it's beyond silly for me, to the point were it "works against" the game. I'm fine with having silly games, I never said the game needed to be serious.
>doesn't mean it's alienating to women. or that women hate it. seriously, grow some balls
It can be tho, I know plenty of women who don't like stuff like that, I know some who do, but they're lesbians so it would make sense that they like fanservice like that.
>/v/ is one person
I will never ever understand this mentality
Why do Nintendrones have trouble understanding the fact that people who no longer play Mario or any kid-friendly Nintendo franchise outgrow their childhood and want something else?
I'm also a feminist and this shit is unreal.
What the fuck were they thinking? I'm not saying I'm "triggered" or whatever, but holy fuck, they may as well should've put in her camel toe. It's a little inappropriate to my gf and I (I'm a girl by the way if you couldn't figure that out.)
Damn japs are insensitive.
Sorry, did you people click the wrong bookmark?
This website isn't www.tumblr.com, you might want to check the URL bar.
yes, and? people don't like things all the god damned time. the world continues on, friend.
if a girl around YOU doesn't like it, then just say sorry the game is fun and continue on. If she doesn't shut the fuck up then tell her to fuck off, seriously. GROW. SOME. BALLS. Conviction and confidence, man. Try to have some of it.
the entire concept of bayonetta is being over the top to the point of stupidity. It's self aware in that aspect and it's good fun to play. You should give it a try, at least.
I can understand the design looking wonky, especially her ridiculous anatomy. But that wasn't picked out Just because kamiya digs it, (he probably does), but it's the "ideal supermodel" look which if you wanted to extrapolate some meaning from this like a fucking liberal arts major, could say it's her take on our society. It's not who she really is, she's really some demon bitch from the underworld.
It's ok if you don't like it, but try to have SOME valid criticisms besides "grills don't like it!" and "objectifcation bad!!!"
yes I am strawmanning. No I will not stop. fuck the police
>yes I am strawmanning. No I will not stop. fuck the police
gosh darn it
>I can understand the design looking wonky, especially her ridiculous anatomy.
it's not even Bayonetta herself(at least form e), it's the enemy design that I dislike
Let me guess you are one of those people who believe that goku is the strongest anime character
>Grow some balls
What's with that perception that men who are feminists don't have "balls" it's pretty telling how insecure you are if you need to resort to childish shit like that.
Nah, some gay men actually do tend to spout misogynistic things (such as constantly talking about how disgusting the vagina is and the concept of "faghag")
The real deal with gay men and feminism and how they are connected is that femininity is seen as a bad trait and somehow something you should be ashamed of. Actually this isn't really limited to gay men, as plenty of straight men I know go out of their way to act masculine in public but in private they are big softies and tend to show more effeminate traits. Feminism doesn't just apply to women, men are affected in this way too.
>360 Dimma-Dollaries on an ass
Now, if I already had a WiiU, why not?
Because male feminists have no balls, whats hard to understand that?
Original poster's point still stands, if somebody doesnt like a certain game that does not make it a "all women do not like this sort of thing, check out my anecdotal evidence."
Buckling under peer pressure and accepting someone elses toxic ideals is the weakmindedness mostly found in western women and male feminists.
Serious question what is the writing around the stitching supposed to say ?
what's childish is not realizing that men who are feminists have no conviction for their own interests. They pursue feminism for the "righteous cause" of liberating women in our society. This is a debate I'm trying to avoid, but here's a summary of my
unimportant and only partially educatedstance
-they spout constant factoids which are disproven time and again which indicate that they don't actually do any research themselves to develop their opinions
^an article by christina sommers, a feminist advocate herself who also advocates for males, trying to avoid gender bias
this is essentially why I can't take them seriously and resort to ad hominem. They don't know what they're actually saying, or even why. They just know that it's trendy, and doing something just for that reason to me means they lack conviction. And, in essence, their balls
So moral perceptions of society means I have no balls because I'm tired of seeing women being sexually used in games. Its not only cheesy, but its a horrible way of gaining a fanbase if all you can think of to pull in people is having some sexy woman as a main character.
Okay bud, keep thinking that. Maybe you should go to infinitychan, cause you certainly belong there.
Gay guys give ugly females the attention they desire from attractive males, however these women are "friendzoned" because the gay male obviously has zero interest in them.
it's the same with beta males getting friendzoned by attractive women. the guys just stick along for the ride so they can get what little attention possible.
>blatant and too obvious "fanservice"
>not from any gymnastic routine
>a fucking ugly squirrel (not a cat or atleast a rabbit)
>more fucking "amused" faces instead of playful one
I fucking hate you nintendo and p*, you over do it and lose it!
Now who said I was going to "buckle under pressure"? I'm still buying the game, I wouldn't miss out on an action game like this no matter what my friends thought. I love tits and ass as much as the next guy I'm just saying an excessive amount of pandering like this can alienate people but whatever, this isn't really the place to talk about this kind of stuff at length.
Oh shit, now I know where I'm leaving to.
And people want to claim that a censorship agenda doesn't exist.
Friendly reminder that it was only since the Sarkeesian shitstorm that /v/ got a reputation for being anti-feminist.
Friendly reminder that we used to actually discuss things like sexism in gaming here.
Friendly reminder that this is just a return to the old /v/ that was better.
Friendly reminder that you could repurpose most of Sarkeesian's game criticism into greentext and it would've felt right at home here as an OP a few years ago.