>that kid who obtained chim and transcended school
the kid that ran with his arms back like sonic.
That goth kid that wore tripp pants.
Aw shit, that was me.
>That kid that was always pushing trucks around to see if there were Mews under them
It was ridiculous and clanked around like mad.
The people who also wore it had pretentious morbid attitudes and long hair. They also wore arm bands and makeup.
Just your average "I'M UNIQUE BY BEING A STEREOTYPE" type of thing.
>that kid who ran around jumping and flailing his legs in the air, seemingly pretending to be skating on a skateboard while shouting words like 'ollie, kickflip, three-sixty'
it was me
technically you realize you're "in a dream"
>That kid who could defeat Madara Uchiha, and I'm not talking about Edo Tensei Uchiha Madara. Hell, I'm not even talking about Gedou Rinne Tensei Uchiha Madara. I'M NOT talking about Juubi Jinchuuriki Gedou Rinne Tensei Uchiha Madara with the Eternal Mangekyou Sharingan and Rinnegan doujutsus (with the rikodou abilities and being capable of both Amateratsu and Tsukuyomi genjutsu), equipped with his Gunbai, a perfect Susano'o, control of the Juubi and Gedou Mazou, with Hashirama Senju's DNA implanted in him so he has mokuton kekkei genkai and can perform yin yang release ninjutsu while being an expert in kenjutsu and taijutsu. I'm talking about SAGE MADARA FUSIONED WITH ELDER GOD DEMONBANE LEGENDARY SAIYAN ABOVE ALL MADARA
I ran that way unironically as a challenge to some kid, the race was basically who could get from one end to the other end of the school yard the fastest during elementary school
I haven no idea why i remember that so clearly, i'm so glad i grew out of that sonic phase.
I lost at the race too
So this... is the power... of the... weeb...
That one girl who teleported herself into a fence and her much hotter and sluttier rival refused to bring her back to life.
It deserves the award for best comedy anime. Not because of the actual jokes but because of how seriously it takes itself while throwing around bullshit.
>If you work hard and go for your dream you will always come out a winner
>Also I always win because I have a demon fox inside me
The whole fucking chunin exams. The one kid who was born not capable of using ninja magic and instead put all his work into training his martial arts, with his only goal being to become stronger than people naturally born with special powers. And then he gets blown the fuck out by some edgy kid with a sand demon in round one.
It's so god damn stupid you cannot help but laugh.
>that kid who wavedashed to school
My brother is weird.
>that kid who punched the principal in the face during lunch
The worst part is that he is easily one of the better characters but will always be pushed aside for
>Naruto Son of the legendary 5th hokage with a 9 tailed demon fox sealed inside him and a dark outcast backstory Uzumaki
>that weird kid who said he was going to pursue Lu Bu but no one believed he would
>he actually did
>That kid who whipped all the fucking light fixtures in the school.
Fuck you Simon, I couldn't see shit in my Calc class and failed because of you.
>that kid who tried to run on his toes like a dinosaur, so that he would be faster.
I was that kid. Raptor Tag was the best fucking game ever.
Lee was the best character, I always wanted more of Lee. Sadly he peaked in coolness as a drunken boxer where he canonically beat one of the most powerful people at the time.
Then they just ignored him forever and I stopped watching.
What about Shikamaru and Hinata? I also see general like for Kakashi. Most of the hate seems to go to Naruto, Sakura, literally everyone with the last name Uchiha, and the underdeveloped side characters. But Lee, Guy, Shikamaru, Hinata, and Kakashi seemed to be generally well-received by everyone.
That one black kid who transferred to your private school and two weeks later filled a super soaker with gasoline and ran around spraying down the classroom doors and then punched the guidance counselor and two cops before being restrained.
We had no black kids enroll for the next few years.
You shorthop, and immediately airdodge into the ground at an angle, and the distance is determined by how far you are from the ground, and what angle you airdodged into the ground from.
I played it during my childhood summers with my sister and the neighborhood kids.
Wanna hear the rules?
What a special snowflake indeed
>that kid who shot himself in the bathroom
This and that entire thread from yesterday just proved to me the wasted potential of an actual "Video Game High School."
>Alright boys, today you'll be learning how to "Double Jump." You'll be practicing over that pit of spikes by the back wall.
>Uh Coach, I'm not really sure about this. How does double-jumping even work?
>Listen here son. 1: You push off the ground with both feet as hard as you can. 2: When you're at the top of your jump, push off the air as hard you can.
>I don't see how-
>If you got a helicopter kick, I wouldn't be afraid to use that for a little extra lift.
>Well how come Nimbus doesn't have to do the double jump?
>Nimbus is specializing in Turn-based combat. They don't jump. Instead he'll be doing intensive weight lifting so he can carry his sword. Any other questions?
>TOO BAD! NOW GET TO JUMPING! AND FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, MAKE SURE YOU TOUCH THE CHECKPOINT FIRST THIS TIME!
>That kid said he had a mech at his house that he stored in an underground complex but, when time came to see this NERV base of operations he pussied out and jerked off to his ginger friend at that was in the hospital to get himself grounded on purpose.
>that kid who typed god and give all in the console
Pretty sure weight doesn't have anything to di with it, just traction
why did i laugh at this
tyrone... in the bathroom... with his dad's gun!
>That kid who had a girl's pencil case and schoolbag
I remember when I first watched naruto like forever ago and it seemed like it had potential to be cool
i stopped watching after the dudes boyfriend died and he killed a whole bunch of people with a knife in his mouth and it seems like it got a whole lot dumber ever since
that asshole who would always L-cancel when you all would play heads-up sevel up
>that kid who used notarget to easily skip classes
>that kid who rocket jumped to cut in line
>That kid who broke into the principal's office and set sv_gravity to 100 for a day
It was a game I came up with because I was obsessed with Dinosaurs at the time, due to having watched Walking with Dinosaurs, and Jurassic Park movies.
The idea basically was that, depending on the size of the group playing the game, 1-3 kids would be raptors, while the rest would be herbivores. The herbivores had a nest, where they would be safe from attack, but they had to also collect berries from our berry bushes, while the raptors would stalk the yard, nearby forest, and the neighborhood in general, laying ambushes for the herbivore kids.
The raptor players would chase and hunt the herbivore players, while the herbivores would try to evade the raptors. If caught, the herbivore players would have to return to the nest, and eat a certain number of berries in order to "respawn" but if there was not enough berries left, and all the herbivores had died, the predators would win.
If on the other hand, the herbivores managed to gather enough berries to fill the bowl they used to store them, they would win.
I always played as a raptor, both because I loved chasing after the other kids, and because I hate berries. It was fun as heck game. God I miss those childhood summers, where I could spend days just playing innocent games with other kids.
>that kid who came to school talking about cock mongler and shitting dicknipples
>that kid who hung the back of his jacket over his head so it held his arms up like guns and then ran around making stomping and laser noises pretending to be a mech
>making kids you didn't like eat potentially dangerous berries
That explains Bizzarro flame's sexy Waveland back/forward jabs
i'm a jigglypuff main, i don't really wavedash too much, my bad
I loved my tripp pants. I had this QT goth girl that was like 2 ft shorter than me that would jump on my back and put her legs in my back pockets in between classes.
Much to my dismay, she was gay.
>I always played as a raptor, both because I loved chasing after the other kids, and because I hate berries.
God damn it, my mum's yelling at my dad and you made me laugh in-between the pair of them.
>that kid whose parents used a slider when choosing its sex
I think they look cool. Plus they're functional. I love having tons of pockets, it's so fucking useful.
Plus bitches love using you as a purse when you go places. I don't mind having their hands in my pants.
that actually sounds pretty fun anon. Sometimes I miss being a kid and actually playing outside. I don't know many kids now except for a few cousins, and all they do is play video games and eat. If you told them to go outside and play they'd look at you like you were an alien.
>that kid who was always talking about dildos and randomly tried to kiss his friends but swore he wasn't gay, he even had a "girlfriend" that no one ever saw him kiss yet he always "accidentally" mashed faces with other males while playing basketball or whatever
>Your One and Only Save State automatically saves right when someone's about to come into the room while you're fapping and you didn't hear them
I loved playing that game. It was kind of hard to monitor how much the herbivore players actually played by the rules, as some of the kids ate the berries just because they could, while others didn't eat them at all for respawning, but I didn't really care, as winning the game was never really the point. The point was chasing around other kids, and pretending to be a freaking dinosaur. It was fun as fuck to jump out of a bush and charge towards kids trying to gather berries, chasing them around, pouncing them, and bringing them down on the grass.
I was the best at raptor tag.
It is a shame that kids these days don't really play outside like that anymore. My brother, who is 13, mostly just plays videogames.
When I was a kid, I used to spend shittons of time outside. In addition to raptor tag, I also explored the nearby woods with the other kids, we had a "base" built into a big tree and we shared all sorts of "spooky" stories about shit we had encountered in the woods.
It was a simpler time.
I know that feel.
>mfw I probably never will be able to enjoy such innocent and simple fun again.
>had a shirt just like this except the flames were green
>wore it all the fucking time
>ended up giving it to a friend
>still acted like that kid through most of high school
Those shirts poison both mind and soul.
>That bullied kid who picked up a berserk pack the day before graduation.
>that kid who always wanted to show everyone his dick in the bathroom, one day you walk inside and there's like 5 boys in there just waving their dicks around pissing all over the bathroom
>that kid also liked randomly bursting into the bathroom screaming and looking under the stall when you were trying to take a shit in peace.
I also had a tree fort, it was just a tree that grew in a way that made it easy to climb up high in and sit and just look at the surroundings. It wasn't much but it was mine. I had toy guns and other shit stashed all over that tree, played there for years
>mfw one year after a storm I go to my tree and see that it's been ripped in half and completely ruined
>that kid that would occasionally freeze for a few seconds and then shout "wwwwwwwwaaaaadddddddsssawaawdwwawdddddddssaswassdsa"
>That kid who let you come over after school to play video games only to have his parents assault you for being a stranger and then have your own parents drag them to court and end up taking what little cash they had while losing the only friend you ever had for the next 4 years
>that kid who literally hacked into the school's network and banned flash drives
>That one gym teacher that banned wobbling, chain grabbing and implemented a ledge stall limit
>That kid who couldn't figure out how to turn off big head mode
>Tfw nobody ever told him
>Live in the desert
>Not many kids in my neighborhood
>Picked on in elementary school
>Become relatively popular in high school, but never get PE as an elective
I am doomed to be forever unathletic
>that kid that wore a trench-coat and fedora, and held open the door to the stairwell with his foot, arms crossed, head down, all through lunch break
>School banned pokemon and yugioh cards
>School banned gameboys
>School banned toy cars
>School had no swings or anything, just a concrete yard with shit painted on the ground
>School banned going on the grass separating yards
>School banned running and games like bulldogs
Ireland fucking sucks
That kid that mashed "b", so we had to sit through the lecture several times in a row.
Our fort was pretty much just that too.
We hung CD disks and Christmas lights to the branches to decorate it, and we all had our own branch and we used them like command chairs. There was also this giant rock that was our secondary "base".
Both of them got demolished when new houses were built over that tiny "forest".
I was so mad about that, mad enough to throw rocks at the construction workers few times.
>that kid who still brought pokemon cards to school after they were banned because nofunallowed.jpg
>the teacher also told that one transfer blonde haired student, those twins that were always in coats, that one kid with that badass dog and the kid who loved playing with cardboard boxes weren't allowed at gym anymore
>that kid who came into the school with an AR-15 and walked around with it the entire day, threatening to shoot anybody who walked near him
>mfw the cops came and we never saw the kid again
>that kid who came to school singing whatever rap song was new at the time
>hear some ruckus down the hall
>see tim running person to person, waving his hand in front of them and screaming "YOU DON'T WANNA FUCK WITH SHADY, CUZ SHADY WILL FUKIN KILL YOU! HAHAHAHA"
>I don't even know what the fuck that song is and I tell him he's a retard when he does it to me, he just laughs and runs to the next person and continues this the entire day
>He suddenly started doing worse when another DLC Kid was added to a different class
that kid who kicked you in the nuts on the playground
Did you wear dinosaur masks as well?
>that fucking kid that erp'd in the middle of class
>That girl who pushed you off the jungle gym and you ended up with a stick embedded in your chestplate and had to go to the hospital
>That same girl who went all out with you during a game of Seven Minutes in Heaven and told you she did it because she had a crush on you 2 years later
Alli you beautiful bitch.
>that kid whose parents always fought when you were there
aaaah... these times are gone, never to come back. I don't really "miss" being a child, but that game just made me feel nostalgic about the shit we'd come up with as kids. Thanks anon
>school with nothing but whites and mexicans
>that kid who actually projectile puked on the whiteboard when he had to walk past the new black student and caught a whiff.
>that kid who sat with all black people during lunch
I could never relate to white people at all. They were always doing stupid shit all the time like wearing retarded crap during school spirit week and the like
i am black on the inside
I remember playing a game where we all used a particular kind of leaf as currency and used it to trade for cool looking things like rad pine cones we could find in the woods, but we didn't put rules in place to stop people farming leaves, so hyperinflation made it impossible for people to trade and we just used our collective wealth of leaves to make leaf mountains to take turns jumping in.
>That girl who kicked you in the stomach in the playground
>You didn't tell on her because you believed in chivalry and shit
>She came back later with a teacher and two friends saying you kicked HER in the gut
>You were put in the "positive learning center" for the rest of elementary school and all of middle school
>that kid who bullied you
and then molested you
>those kids you bullied and made life miserable, for no reason other then the tears made you laugh.
I'm sorry Sergio, Alex, Michael, Jennifer, and Clyde, Bret, Joe, Eddie, and Rebecca.
>in politics class
>shouting and noises outside, whole class rushes to window to investigate
>two kids are having a fight
>they both have these fucking huge, skinny knives
>one of the kid's knife is red, what the fuck
>the class goes silent and waits patiently
>the kid with the red knife opens his mouth
'Just you and me, Jack'
We were in 4th grade so we still didn't have the whole concept down but she straddled me and grinded hard as hell while we made out (or the sloppy amateur 4th grade version of making out). I had an orgasm from it and we had playdates afterwards for a few years where we said fuck homework and studying and it moved on to some stick giving.
I have a question. If stats like these were applied to real life, wouldn't having 10 Luck be better than having points in anything else? If you have that much luck, then when somebody asks you something which involves intelligence then you'd just guess and get it right. And even if you have 0 agility you'd still be lucky enough to avoid everything.
>mfw I did nothing but play Flashtrek: Broken Mirror during my free time at school
>that kid who said "unbindall" out loud and became a vegetable
>tfw nearly everybody but you had at least one good friend
I'm so happy school is fucking over now.
>that fucking kid from brazil that went to your school for some reason and cried that it was too laggy when he failed a test
>tell him to go to school in brazil where he lives
>he says he will repot me and asks for money
>most of the white kids were acting like stereotypical black guys on steroids mixed with some juggalo
>black kids were all playing chess and RPGs on the computers
Fucking bizarro school
>That kid that Instant Transmissioned to class every day.
>That one kid who hopped the fence during PE to go climb a tree cuz I dared him
>He fell out of it and was impaled through the stomach by a small piece of rebar
Mfw he just fucking walked around with it sticking out of him not even crying
Mfw he came back to school in a few days like nothing happened
Jesus FUCKING Christ Matt you were hardcore as fuck
>that kid who watches anime
>that kid who plays anime games
>babby's first economics.
That sounds pretty cute actually.
Actually most minds just can't handle it at all and get eradicated because they get sad about how things are not real. Called zero-summing.
Achieving CHIM means someone recognized life as a dream and decided to roll with it, he's a god now.
>that fucking faggot kid that acted like your friend all throughout highschool but betrays you senior year for popularity
>spend your last year getting revenge on him
>next year when college starts he sees you and asks whats up
>you punch him in the face
>Tfw I did that
>But I also leant my entire upper body backwards as I did so
>I never watched Sonic as a kid
>I was impersonating Ed from Ed, Edd and Eddy.
>that kid who bit your leg in pre k & the substitute didnt do shit
>that kid that would play weeb JRPGs in class
>think to myself that his taste is pretty good
im not sure how kids like him did it.
i dressed nice, hardly said a word to anyone at school, never had the guts to sign up for anything, and would never EVER admit to even playing video games
>this is not a game mode already
Multiplayer innovation, here I come
>that kid who stood guard in front of random doors
GOD DAMNIT TOM
I'M NOT A STALKER NOW LET ME IN THE BATHROOM
>that kid at the mall who would yell KLAPAUCIUS SEMICOLON EXCLAMATION POINT SEMICOLON EXCLAMATION POINT SEMICOLON EXCLAMATION POINT SEMICOLON EXCLAMATION POINT SEMICOLON EXCLAMATION POINT SEMICOLON EXCLAMATION POINT SEMICOLON EXCLAMATION POINT SEMICOLON EXCLAMATION POINT SEMICOLON EXCLAMATION POINT SEMICOLON EXCLAMATION POINT SEMICOLON EXCLAMATION POINT SEMICOLON EXCLAMATION POINT SEMICOLON EXCLAMATION POINT so he could buy a shitty videogame
>that kid who used move_objects on during a sleepover so he could move the shower and see you naked
What the fuck is wrong with you people
>as a joke to piss off kids
>as a joke
>implying you weren't that kid
>those kids that skipped class to swim all the way to that crashed ship and beat up the pirate on the island nearby
>all of them came back with pirate hats and nobody questioned them