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Console-tan Booru:
http://consoletan.booru.org

TAG YOUR UPLOADS

Drawfags: You are free to contribute to console-tan threads and, as said, to draw your own versions/interpretations of any console-tan. There are no "official designs". Dismiss these claims.

Pastebin containing all you need: http://pastebin.com/RiPSCZU1
Steam Group: http://steamcommunity.com/groups/consoletan/

Previous Thread: >>267651424
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You too can save every drawing, image and illegal material posted in these threads by using this here program
http://sourceforge.net/projects/fourdown/
I normally don't even set foot in these threads, I just auto-download the images
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>>267704656
>not using the wonders of ctrl+s
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New art yet of Xbone yet?

Good art
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>>267704795
>Having to manually monitor the thread for new images
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>>267704656
The guys here are pretty dedicated archiving images to the booru. I never saw an image not in the booru unless it's new OC.

Thanks anyway.
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Why is she so perfect?
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>>267704370
But we do need to MILF, we never do not need to MILF.
Also, I've only been skimming through these threads every once in a while, maybe I'm missing something. What's this guy doing, making his own version of WiiU-tan?
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>>267704509
>tfw still want to buy an Ouya
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You guys are gonna hate me for saying this, but I think we are right on the formation of a namefag circlejerk here.
When the discussion turns to individual personalities and recognising each other through filenames and posting styles it stops being about console-tans, and by extension video games.
Please, it's for the good of the thread.
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>>267705131
>DON'T BUY AN OUYA
I even put a disclaimer in my story man
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>>267704930
I'm just paranoid from seeing how little art was actually posted to the drawthread booru
I'd show you just how many folders I actually have, but my laptop's touchpad suddenly wanted to stop being able to multitouch, and I can't figure out how to turn it back on to shrink the folders
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>>267705251
A'ight, I'll only tac on a name when im posting stuff.
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>>267705131
Reposting this for cute, but I recommend you read it if you want to buy an Ouya.

http://pastebin.com/FMgEe1HU
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>>267704874
I dunno but hopefully you'll like this one if you've got a thing for short haired girls

>>267705115
There are no official designs, anyone's free to make any designs they want

>>267705251
I've noticed that too
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>>267705115
Yeah, he makes his own version of the -tans.
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>>267705565
Why would this change my opinion?
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>>267705037
The more of a tan there is, the more perfect that tan can be
Obviously Xbone is the biggest and therefore most perfect tan
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>>267705251
Someone brought this up last week too. I've been keeping my name off unless I post a story or someone addresses one I wrote. I've been seeing others reposting my stuff.

Speaking of reposting, this one is for you, SP anon. I hope you find it before real Tuesday goes.
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don't forget to join the comfy theater if you awnt t watch movies.
synch tube /r/Console-tan_comfy_theater
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>>267705037
Because you're a fucking idiot
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>>267704509
Is the OUYA controller worth 10£? Shit seem cheaper than any of those no-name Chinese third party controllers.
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>>267705131
Don't buy an Ouya yet. Wait to see if Steam In-Home Streaming comes to Ouya first.
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>>267705840
It won't, it'll push you over the edge.
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>>267705115
The way I think it's the japanese region release for the console-tans.
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>>267705985
I'm still gonna buy it if I can play .mkv files locally (I know XBMC can stream)
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>>267705971
Maybe. The controller itself is fine, but it works by Bluetooth so you'd have to have a receiver for that. It's fully possible to hook it up to a PC though, and that's a fucking cheap price for that controller. I'd say do it, just keep in mind you might need to buy a USB dongle for the bluetooth.
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>>267705251
>You guys are gonna hate me for saying this, but I think we are right on the formation of a namefag circlejerk here.
>When the discussion turns to individual personalities and recognising each other through filenames and posting styles it stops being about console-tans, and by extension video games.
You have a point though. I know that my mannerisms are pretty recognizable for some, and that does worry me so I'll cool it when I have to, but I'm not going to adopt a name or a tripcode.

Besides, those with some kind of identity are contributing content, so it's not all bad. At least these threads will never get a "General" on /vg/.
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>>267705565
So.......... where's that cute?
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>>267706173
There's a VLC Player for the Ouya, although I've had mixed success getting it to work with my animu. Might run better if the video is stored on the Ouya instead of a USB drive.
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>>267705131

The only real game in that shit is Killing floor, but why you would play KF on the ouya while you can play it on pc?
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>>267705868
>real tuesday

What the fuck are you saying? Monday threads are now official
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>>267706406
>There's a VLC Player for the Ouya, although I've had mixed success getting it to work with my animu. Might run better if the video is stored on the Ouya instead of a USB drive.
Aw yiss. This is what I was hoping for.
Though I do hope I can sideload normal Android onto it.
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>>267705971
Not in the slightest, there's a good analysis topic somewhere that shows how awful the analog sticks on the Ouya pad is.
Remember to never actually buy an Ouya.
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>>267706270
Which, on that note, is also cheap. Retail, they can go for $20 or $30, but a cheap chinese bluetooth radio sells for as low as $2. The plastic case for the ones I bought broke easily, but it still functions just fine. On top of that, it came with two.
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>>267706595
Should be able to. You can even sideload Linux onto the damn thing.
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>>267705714
May I see the others?
>>267705591
>There are no official designs
True, but this one doesn't really have any of the traits of the WiiU, it's a step above Neptunia in terms of being recognizable. It kind of misses the point of personifying a console. Not that it's bad, but I think it could be better.
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>>267706551
Get fucked.
Strayan tuesday doesn't even start until lunchtime on american monday.
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>>267706775
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>all these consolefags
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>>267706950
>animu image
>derogatory remark
2/10 I replied.
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>>267706775
xbone
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>>267706950
>not having consoles
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>>267706848
no one gives a shit virgin, these threads are being made earlier and earlier.
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>>267706775
He's on the booru under "fumafu".
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>>267706950
PC is glorious, but the consoles are too cute cute cute!
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I want to fuck xbone's belly button!
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>>267706775
dreamcast
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>>267707131
>earlier and earlier
No, not really. It's always been made on Australian Tuesdays and not a day sooner.
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>>267707076
They're capri's
Why the fuck do I know that?
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>>267705565
>>267706042
I-is this really cute. I just made me feel sad.
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>>267705938
okay
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>>267706679
Oh fuck, I could probably go and install lite PC games onto the thing.
How does the Gamestick compare?
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>>267706775
ps2
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>>267707219
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>>267705914
>>267707207
Where did these come from?
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>>267706775
nvidia shield
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>>267707465
That's not her belly button!
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>>267706604
What actually happened with the Ouya anyway? How bad did it turn out? I never followed it beyond the kickstarter and somehow it suddenly become >ouya lol right up there with >vita >games lol and I never saw what happened in between.

Also what about the Retron 5?
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>>267707371
No clue, I've got no knowledge about the gamestick apart from that the basic concept is.
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>>267707519
The flockmod room I made. I wonder if it's still up?
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>>267707519
flockmod com/testyourmight
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>>267707663
Everyone thought it'd run Skyrim
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>>267707663
The company behind the Retron 5 is in deep legal trouble, as it's been discovered they've been using emulators with a copyleft licenses to sell a product, without providing source, and using tivoization to prevent users from running free code.

They've broken many licenses, as they've used RetroArch as a base. The future isn't looking too bright for them.
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>>267707663
>vita
>games
lol. It gets me every time

I ACTUALLY BOUGHT A VITA THIS IS THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE
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>>267708157
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>>267707224
I like it
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>>267708056
There's still loads of them for sale at my local VintageStock.

That said, it always seemed like I already owned a Retron5 all along.

It's called a PC.
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http://flockmod.com/testyourmight

I'll continue on for a bit. Maybe I'll have time tomorrow too.
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>>267708498
Yeah, the idea of the retron is to be able to use original cartridges, and thus the saves that go with them. But, beyond a point it's still emulation, unless you're playing it on original hardware, you're not fooling anyone but yourself.

As far as I know, the push right now from developers and contributors is getting hyperkin to strip all offending cores from their system (which is most of them), which would end up with them having a system with no software to run any of the games they claim, killing the system.
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>>267708498
The point behind Retron5 is to sell to people just looking for an old NES or SNES. Tell them it plays both and a few others and it sells. Its really just for casuals looking to play games from when they where a kid or sometimes to get for their kids
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Here's a lewd pic of Snes-tan: http://imgur.com/gtPV1cH
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>>267709346
She plays a mean flute.
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>>267704329

3DS-tan best big sister.
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>>267706891
>>267707076
>>267707562
I can appreciate these ones a lot more, maybe he'll refine the Wii U one later.
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>>267709526
there is one though
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>>267709695
>>267709526
dammit, misread it. Sorry. kind of tired right now...
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I am working in something quick
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>>267709492
I'm writing about her right now. I just don't know how to capture that big sister feeling, though. We'll see how it ends up.
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>>267710445

Doing god's work, anon.
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Had to go to a football game, So I got delayed bad. But I'm back at it.
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>>267710204
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>>267710397
Who is that supposed to be?
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>>267710397
They're only "skeletons" right now, but they're sexy as fuck.

I wanna fuck that 3DS.
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>>267710549
>football
Crappy Murrkan football or crappy Yuropoor football?
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>>267710204
Why can't we have more toaster-kun?
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>>267710397
I see a be in the filename
I sure hope there's some breast expanding going on
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>>267710617
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>>267710758
>not this one dumbass.jpg
Everytime
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>>267710604
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>>267710804
Years later it never stops being funny.
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>>267710674
I dont wanna delv into it, but it was for high school girls, and poorly organized.
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>>267711136
Get any sweet photos?
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>>267711136
I understand I've been there. not worth it
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Any more halloween costumes that have been made?
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>>267711329
Tell me about it. It kept me from drawing gaming consoles for an online image board. Which I would've rather been doing.
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>>267711457
Right?
Fucking social responsibilities man I tell ya
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>>267711265
Sorry, I didn't, but have some Genesis from last week.
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>>267711359
I dunno, but that's a cute one. I hope there are more.
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>>267711562
the thing about highschool girls is the level of , getting laid vs how annoying she is.
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>>267711359
>not a pirate or biggubossu
Still cuteasfuck/10
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>tfw just getting into the lewd aspect of this story
I-i want to deliver something for you Australians
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>>267711674
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>>267711818
We america nao
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>>267711750
is there a pic of 2ds-tan as big boss somewhere?
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>>267711662
Fucking spiders.
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>>267711662
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>still no stories about thick tans
suffering
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>>267711929
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>>267711359
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>>267712028
>implying i'm not writing about chubby xbone
>implying i'm not writing about hueg xbox
There will be thickness
Because chub is great
What other consoles are chubby/thick?
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>>267711928
Maybe
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>>267712160
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>>267712242
That one SNES version
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>>267712242
Vita for thickest
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>>267712242
Vita 1000 loves the fuck out of Taco Bell
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>>267712242
The roundest
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>>267712756
Xbone wants a germ free game.
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I am really really bad at making comics so have this instead (comic may or may not still happen, I just prefer making these little things since they don't drive me crazy making them).

I have had http://www.nintendo.co.jp/3ds/kisekae/index.html#/try/create in the background as a reference as I worked on this for the past half hour or so. The music is now drilled into my brain.
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>>267713085
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Threadly reminder not to reply to shitposting
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>>267713168
>tfw no xbone thighjob
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>>267712869
Never heard her stuff but the first thing I thought of was
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LrjYYi2ljys
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>>267713279
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>>267712869
That is fucking adorable!
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>>267712160
So what is the relationship between PC and SNES?
Waifu or childhood friend?
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>>267712869
You can still read my theme story. It's about a third complete, I'd say. That's a super cute 2DS.
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>>267713571
Yes.
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>>267706891
>>267707076
>>267707224
>>267707416
>>267707562

Who's making these? They're incredible!

Where can I find more art from this person?
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>>267713571
I dunno, probably more childhood friend than waifu
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>>267712242
I eagerly await your story and/or stories
Will there be belly button fucking? Or will it be cutesy cuddly lovey dovey shit?
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>>267713654
ASS
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>>267713675
See >>267707168
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Someone in the previous thread wanted PS4 in a yukata right? This took longer than it needed to make.

Anyone else know how to make your hand stop shaking like a goddamn chihuahua all the time?
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>>267713571
First crush you always have feelings for.
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>>267713743
Er, belly button fucking seems a little intense. It won't be all cutesy lovey dovey. There will be pounding. And maybe a thighjob.
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>>267713823

Totally missed that post. Thanks for the help Anon.
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>>267713869
Wow pretty good. drugs. that just a Mii-verse post?
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Wii U, 3DS, and 2DS need their own Koopa Clown Cars.
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>>267713695
I wanna play DOOM in a snes
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>>267714496
yeah, I don't have any other way to make art
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Does anyone know if the shopping bag mascot for the Nintendo eShop has a name? I need it for story and autism reasons.
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>>267714707
>Sexualizing a bag
I can already imagine it, and I am already worrying.
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>>267714816
I'm already doing it
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How come we never see these characters actually in their own games

Like PS2 is in shadow of the colossus

she dresses like the main character or something "living the game" so to speak
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>>267707562
>there's a good chance I could pull off a nvidia shield cosplay

disturbing. maybe I should lift
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>>267714941
>>267711265
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>>267715121
what is that even?
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>>267715072
post pics
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>>267715072
Are you a cute shota?
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>>267715072
Post pics.No homo.

Goddammit /v/. What have you done to me?
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>>267715160
nigga u srs?
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>>267715301
yes
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>>267715160
>What is Zero 5
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>>267715072
By extension could you pull of a SNES crossplay?
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>>267710397
Just a few details
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>>267715387
not following you
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>>267714941

>3DS is pretty much Travis Touchdown
>No more heroes is not on 3DS
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>>267715492
>Google Zero 5 WiiU
>Top Result
You can't be this retarded.
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>>267713869
Move your fingers closer to the tip of the pen. Oh, and the guy who asked, wanted a kimono. Not a yukata.

Kudos for drawing the kimono folds properly though. Some people draw the folds the wrong way. Which is how you dress up dead people.

>>267705115
Let's just say they're the japanese version of the console-tans. Since most consoles differ by region.
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>>267715690
>>267715679
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>>267715679
>>267715690
flockmind
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>>267714941
I want to see this. WiiU, 3DS and 2DS in Monster Hunter wearing the armor 2DS has the heaviest armor and has pillows tied on for extra protection
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>>267707076
>"Big American Tittays"
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>>267715605
why didnt you just say it was from fatal frame? we wouldnt have this conversation

Anyways, sure more of that

Any games that are on both systems for instance Time crisis 2, the platforms that have the game on it can interact with each other

like player one is arcade and player 2 is ps3 using the guncom or something

just an idea
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>>267715481
Whoever designed WiiU to have more than a passing simularity to the Major will forever have my thanks.
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>>267711136
anyone else getting dejavu? I remember this post happening already.
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>>267714897
I'm already laughing.

>>267714707
So I'm trying to use google for you, but this is as far as I'm willing to go.

http://gfaqssb.wikia.com/wiki/Nintendo_eShop_Shopping_Bag
>Species Shopping Bag
>Homeworld eShop
>Series Nintendo eShop
>Affiliation Nintendo
>Gender Shopping Bag

>The Nintendo eShop Shopping Bag is a highly requested newcomer for Super Smash Bros. for Wii U and 3DS. The eShop Shopping Bag is the mascot for the Nintendo eShop, serving as the gateway between customers and the games. It's better than Dark Pit.

From a completely unrelated result, I stole this from Deviantart. Sadly I couldn't find a name, but it looks like someone beat you to it.
>http://cristychan96.deviantart.com/art/Nintendo-eShop-s-Bag-Humanized-324716373
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>>267715632
Ah, ok. I'll take that into account next time
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>>267715873
Holy shit I never noticed. Now I will never not see.
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>>267715918
>all these autismal results
I stopped at official sources. I figured someone here might know useless trivia. Thanks anyway.
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>>267715605
Is 2d a girl?
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>>267715869
>why didnt you just say it was from fatal frame? we wouldnt have this conversation

Because Fatal Frame is what you Americans call it, but you haven't had a localisation since Fatal Frame 3. And, we wouldn't be having this conversation if you googled 3 keywords.
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>>267715206
more of a bishounen than a shota. I proabably wouldn't do it though because i;m not the kind to do cosplaying.

>>267715167
>>267715217

haha no I got banned last time I posted pics

>>267715392
idk maybe. but there's no way I would do it..
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>>267716126
Yes
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>>267716041
>I stopped at official sources.
I was way off then. Just goes to show that my googlefu is weak.

I just Googled "Nintendo eShop Mascot/Bag" and that's what came up.
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>>267716234
>Because Fatal Frame is what you Americans call it
fair enough
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Has japan caught on to this shit yet.
I know they've been big on personified consoles forever, but have any taken on the new generation?
High impact seems to be the only one so far
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>>267716518
I only know of Hyperdimension Neptunia
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>>267716126
This post implies you also think 3d is a guy.
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>>267714696
I would consider investing in a graphics tablet, my man.
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>>267716359
>a real girl will never be baffled and thankful that you like her
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has anyone done steambox yet?
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it's offically Tuesday in US Central time.
now the real party starts
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>>267715481
>That 3DS-tan.
Man, she's almost distracting me from everything else.

2DS doesn't look flat enough.
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>>267716518
Not new, but this is a show airing this season.
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>>267716862
This is why you stick with 2D, because you can have the love and affection without the pain that comes with selfish 3D.
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Done
D-did i do good?
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>>267716923
but anon, what about best coast?
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>>267716923
Time for best Tan
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>>267717009
better than what I can do. so yes
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>>267716874
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>>267717009
/r/ing wet t-shirt edit
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>>267717041
2/3 parts of the Us are in tuesday, so yes.
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>>267716862
>>267716986
>Real/3D girls are baffled that you DON'T like them.
>Then they bitch at you if you do.
I wish I could import 2D.

>>267717009
Yes. You did good.
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>>267716970
>All right, we need a design for dreamcast-tan. Any ideas?
>Why not just slap the entire console on her body and call it a day?
>BRILLIANT give that man a promotion
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>>267717094
Whoops, wrong picture.
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Which console-tan would you kiss?
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>>267716862
It happened once.
she later realized she had met her match at the self-loathing game and fucked off like it was for the best
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>>267717325
2ds or Vita.
I would bonk heads with X-bone
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>>267717325
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>>267717009
Damn right.

>>267717218
Glad I'm not the only one who thought of it.
pc too
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Chart part 1
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>>267717325
2DS, Vita, or Xbone.In that order.
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>>267717325
SNES
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>>267717325
ouya-tan
While telling her how disgusting she is, and how lucky she is to be able to live in my rape dungeon
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>>267717325
Jaguar-tan. No contest
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>>267717325

>>267707076 this version of xbone-tan
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>>267717529
part 2

still need:
8th Gen: PSTV, Amazon Fire, Neo Geo X
7th Gen: Onlive, Hyperscan, Zeebo
6th Gen: Tapwave Zodiac
5th Gen: NEC PC-FX, Apple Pippin, Sega Nomad, Game.com, Neo Geo Pocket, Neo Geo Pocket Color, Wonderswan Color
4th Gen: TurboGrafx-16 (NA ver of PC Engine), Atari Lynx, Turbo Express
3rd Gen: SG-1000, Famicom Disk System
2nd Gen: Atari 5200, Bally Astrocade, Fairchild Channel F, Odyssey 2
1st Gen: Atari/Sears Tele-Games Pong, Binatone, Coleco Telestar, Nintendo Color TV Game
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>>267717257
>implying
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>>267717325
I wanna let Vita know she's loved
Even if she doesn't have any games and her thighs keep getting her stuck in doorways
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>>267717325
3DS and SNES-tan.

Maybe Vita-tan and 2DS on the cheek.

Tsundere kiss with Genesis-tan.
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>>267717232
>>267716986
3D women are as imperfect as us men. We're the more romantic gender, and all of our dreams are of women who don't resemble reality at all. Any perfect 2D waifu who gets so flustered that someone loves her deserves a perfect man and there's no 3D man alive who is perfect.
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>>267717619
Enjoy being stabbed for perceived infidelity.
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>>267717619
You don't put your dick in crazy. Let alone kiss it.
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>>267717623
Can you put RasPi in the Other category?
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>>267717325
O-Ouya-Tan
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>>267718045
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so N3DS will be a more "mature" 3DS or a completely new tan?
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>>267718159
>...that's a bad omen

Every time
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>>267713085
At least we control our threads
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>>267717821
>tfw you're not perfect
There's no need to remind us of this. It's a truth most of us hold close, but we don't need to express it every time we talk about what we desire.

Since we're all stuck as a 3DPD's, there's really nothing we can do.
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>>267717232
>you will never have a busty ara ara gf who finds your bishounen body type cute and likes to tease you

instead i'm stuck in a world full of girls who want big muscly alpha males like pc

why is there no nvidia shield love on this planet?
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>>267717218
bane.png
here you go
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>>267715072
>>267716339
Post imgur/puush link.
You gain more immunity
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>>267718287
That's not a bad thing. It's the human condition. Nobody is perfect, not men, not women. We are all fallen and we are all in the same state together.
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>>267718347
Well there but usually a lot of them are men.

Which is fine in its own right if you're into that sort of thing
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Theme story is still coming along. Somewhere around halfway done. Here's a preview.

Landing with a thud, Vita-tan was ensnared in a hug by her enthusiastic friend. "Great, it's gonna be one of those days."
Pulling herself up off the laminated floor, Vita addressed her assailant, "Uh, h-hey there 2DS-tan, what are you doing here?"
"Conversation toll is one hug. Exact change only." she replied with a face that exuded only seriousness.
"W-what are you talking about? Come on, get off." Vita stuttered out, carefully applying ancient hoverhand techniques to avoid actually hugging 2DS-tan. If she did that in front of her sister, she'd die of embarrassment.
"Ara ara~ You best do what she says, you know" said a smiling Wii U-tan, "she's been known to throw quite the tantrum when she doesn't get her way."
"Aw crap, I can't get persuaded into actually doing this." Vita-tan mused to herself. The pressure mounting, Vita-tan looked for a way out, but was met with the eyes of not only her sister and Wii U, but also 3DS-tan, who just stood there smirking.
Looking down, 2DS-tan was still staring intently at her. Vita's lower lip stiffened at the realization that she'd have to give in.
In the most awkward way possible, Vita-tan wrapped her arms around 2DS-tan and pulled her into her embrace. She could feel her face getting hot as she blushed furiously.
"When I get out of this I'm going to go drown myself in the fountain."


>>267718032
Just for you, I'm reposting this: http://pastebin.com/FMgEe1HU
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>>267718032
sure, I just forgot.

I've actually been meaning to get one as I think it's a swank idea
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>>267717009
>>267718376
>dat Wii U and 3DS
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>>267718376
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>>267718564
Thanks
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>>267716862
>>267717232
>>Real/3D girls are baffled that you DON'T like them.
>>Then they bitch at you if you do.
This so much.
There was a girl that was almost obsessed with me, and even kissed me during the prom.
Everything after that, she gave me shit for.
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>>267718471
I'm not gay though

I just want to /ss/
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d-did bakemononster die?

It's been more than 2 months since he updated his tumblr
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>>267718873
Died in a spaghetti accident
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>>267718662
NP

if you drew it, draw more tans that haven't been made yet
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>>267718846
>tfw no Xbox hueg to give your Nvidia shield piggy back rides
>tfw no Xbox hueg to cuddle and smother your Nvidia shield with an overly thick body
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>>267718975
>accident
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>>267718537
Oops missed the target of my "just for you" >>267718045
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>>267718873
i dunno, I heard something about someone and a plane crash though. Never bothered to figure out if it was a joke or not
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>>267717623
>still no NGPC-tan
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>>267718846
>.webm
WHAT
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>>267718846
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>>267718159
>...That's a bad omen
Still mad
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>>267718347
You think that's bad?
Almost every girl finds it immensely easy to tease me and call me shota-esque when my body type is tall and slightly chubby
I do have a bit of a babyface, and I have a tendency to be shy
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>>267718996
I'll keep it in mind!
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>>267718159
>MUH-NADO
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>>267718159
>>267719151
THIS is a bad omen.
Still sad.

WHERE THE FUCK IS PAGE 2?
You can take your time, but I just remembered we're still waiting for it.
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>tfw nodding off
>tfw not even 1,500 words and already into lewd
>tfw afraid it'll be boring and lackluster when I finish it

I'm sorry Australia, I have failed you.
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>>267719403
There's still another 8 hours left in australia.
You can do it negro.
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5
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>>267719057
Goddamn man, I reading it a second time still makes me tear up

>>267719403
It's all right, you've still got 24 More Hours of Absolute Fun
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>>267718846
>>267718846
SAUCE
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>>267719403
You'll have to fight my only 1500 words so far story first.
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>>267719618
But I mean most of my stories have averaged 3000-7000 words.
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>>267719670
>my stories only average 2000-3000
I-I'll still fight you, you Aussie failing scum.
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>>267719602
Sorry to disappoint anon but there isn't a full version of the webm.

Here's source though http://rule34.paheal.net/post/view/1395817#search=Palutena
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>>267716862
I once had a girl like that

>Low self-esteem
>Quiet
>We talked a lot and I made her laugh
>I liked making her happy
>She relied on me a lot, but I didn't mind
>Eventually, we move in together
>I have a low libido, but she wants sex every day, we don't and we end up making love around once a week.
>Things are OK for a few years, but then I notice changes
>She's becoming more controlling
>She doesn't want me to watch anime, or play games depicting girls in a bad light
>I do them anyway, those things make me happy
>She relies on my money and income to buy toys and things she likes
>I barely buy anything for myself, I start cutting back on the food I eat so I can save up for nice things
>I tell her I don't want her to spend so much of my money
>She gets upset, stops talking to me
>Eventually, things lead to her getting very angry at me, for small petty reasons

>She starts yelling at me more and more, telling me what I should do
>I never yell back, just talk in a soft, solid tone (I'm a small guy, but I just want to get my point across)
>This frustrates her even more
>Eventually she starts abusing me
>Each week, she threatens to either hurt herself, or kill herself, but she gets over it when things go too far and she starts hurting me
>She's broken many of my things, tripods, consoles, because she used them to beat me over the head
>Sometimes I'd have to call off work the next day because the pain was too much
>Over time, accepted the problem, and I left her behind


I regret every decision I made, and I feel like I can't be in any sort of serious relationship ever again. This is a pretty constrained version of about 4 years worth of events, hell, I don't know why I'm even saying it all. Maybe it just helps me get over it. Sorry.
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I'm done for today,
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>>267720053
Nice blog anon

Im sorry about what happened anon. Same reason why my mom left
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>>267720053
HAHA! I DON"T KNOW THAT FEEL
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>>267720053
Damn dude. I don't know what to say. I hope the cute console-tan stories help, though.
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>>267719815
I'm trying to draw GBA-tan on the side. I will try

>>267720053
Shit dude. I haven't been in a relationship and this is the stuff i'm afraid of. Enjoy the thread, forget your worries, and hopefully tonight you can dream about your favorite console-tan
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>>267720053
Jesus christ.
I mean, I may have missed a comment about the timeframe of all this, but just cut all ties
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>>267720053
At least you were smart enough to leave.
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Reminder that Gamesphere-tan a stronkest
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>>267720284
I never do this sort of thing, I just felt like getting it off my chest.

>>267720296
The cute stories always help, thanks.

>>267720327
Thanks, to be honest, console-tan threads are something I really look forward to every week. It's the small things that make me feel good now days.

>>267720458
I've since cut ties, the last time I saw her was about a year ago. I only wish I did it sooner.
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>>267720751
Hah I posted that last thread.

>>267720770
If you ever have a request just fire away anon. I'll be happy to write for you.
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>>267720853
>If you ever have a request just fire away anon. I'll be happy to write for you.
Thanks, but I'm not really a request kind of guy, I appreciate any OC you all make.
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>>267720143
This will be my response whenever someone posts fat Console-tans.
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>>267720967
I'm a big writer. For you.
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>Tfw no chubby Xbone-tan
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>>267720770
Good.
I made the same mistake, and the cunt tried to cut my fucking finger off.
I have a small scar to prove the attempt was made
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>>267721305
Guys please.
Stop scaring me away from women.
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>>267721357
Everyone always warns you to stick to 2D. It's a harsh world out there, but the lover in your mind will never fault you.
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>>267721357
It's for your own good. Just stick with 2D.
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>>267720853
>>267721147
Hey, if I post a sob story too, do I also get free OC?
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>>267721582
You're already getting free OC you dunce.
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>>267721582
_No
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>>267718661
Sudden death by hypertrophic left ventricle is no joke
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>>267721295
>you will never snuggle between her breasts as you hump away
>you will never feel her hands on your back as she gets closer and closer to climax
>you will never watch her womb bloat out as you fill her with everything you've got
>she will never praise you in the afterglow
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Why is Jaguar the best girl, but the worst console?
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>>267720770

let it be a lesson to you, the second you start seeing signs of crazy you pull out of there immediately

especially when they start to think they can tell you what you can and can't do without any legitimate reasons behind such things.

I met a girl on /mu/ (never in person thankfully) and we got along together well for a while, played some games together online etc, and then her true colors started to show. she started spouting nonsense like "/v/ is sexist, they are just jealous because they can't pick up girls" which we all know is a big generalization on a big community of diverse people, many of who actually are in relationships. trying to point this out to her was impossible though because she had it thoroughly imprinted in her brain that all /v/ goers are sexist

And then it became quite apparent she had some problems. she started spouting moral bullshit at me after I insulted horsfuckers for actually fucking a horse (I linked that one news article, you know the one). she told me "it's not ok to hurt people in ANY way, including hurting their feelings, it's the absolute WORST THING you can do, even worse than bestiality"

naturally I replied with a simple "wut" and then asked her to explain her reasoning behind fucking defenseless animals is more acceptable than slapping a bitch in the face or calling someone a name.

she then told me that if I did't agree with her that we couldn't be friends anymore. I then kindly told her to go fuck herself and cut off all contact.

don't stick your dick in crazy kids. it's bad for your well being
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>>267722416
>tfw she will never tell you of her breeding season
>tfw she will never ask you to be her partner
>tfw you won't have intense feral sex with her for hours on end
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>>267722416
>>267722662

She will if I draw it, god dammit.
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>>267723171
Will you?
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>>267722416
>that 5head
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>>267723364
But, that's one of her best features.
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>>267717859
>>267717983
>These niggas don't like the yandere

C'mon son, a little crazy never hur-, ok it's still hot though.
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>>267723813
Classic tsundere best dere
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>>267723813
Kuu-dere a best dere. Bring on the Wii U.
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Sorry. Will post tomorrow. Goodnight
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>>267722514
>don't stick your dick in crazy

Before anyone even shreds a kekkle, take note; this is a phrase you must remember

My uncle told me this before I started dating this girl and sure enough she turned out to be psycho, but luckily I didn't do anything, so she didn't have any evidence if she went to the police with false rape accusations

This phrase literally saved my reputation, and possibly my life

Captcha : Lord ilejoym
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Wheres muh godtier dere-dere?
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>>267724406
for
>>267723813
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>>267723813

>still no lewd genesis art

lets fix that
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>>267724406
see also >>267721295
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>>267724541
Jesus christ, that's not lewd, that's gore.
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>>267724406
2ds?
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>>267724624

that art is awful keep at it though anon, your improving. slowly but surely.
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>>267724791
I'm not the artist.
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>>267724624
>>267724791
>>267724862
Ouchies
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>>267724624
I love this kind of stuff.
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I'm burning out. Story is a little more than two thirds complete. I'll have it done tomorrow afternoon. One last preview before I go to bed.

"What else could I tell you? You wouldn't come if I told you about it up front. All you do is wear that groddy hoodie." PS4-tan defended her actions, "You used to look so cute in the little skirt while you were still a prototype."
"You said you'd never speak of that." Vita-tan said, pale as a ghost.
"Miss U, would you like to see some pictures?" PS4-tan asked the older woman.
"Oh my, that sounds simply adorable." Wii U answered, casting a glance at Vita-tan and smiling when she drew up the strings of her hood to hide away.
"Why don't we step outside? I could use a smoke," Wii U inquired, "3D-tan, you take your sister and pick out something nice."
"Vita-tan, why don't you go with them? And make sure that when you come back you're wearing anything besides that, even if you're in your underwear."
Vita-tan popped her head out of her safety zone. "No! DON'T LEAVE ME TO DIE HERE!"
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>>267725538
This sounds like it's going to be great.

Meanwhile, I'm purposely neglecting this thread so that I can finish on my story.
FUCK. I didn't want to complain, but it's turning out to be much longer than I expected.
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>tfw I just realized it's only still Monday
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Here /v/, I made this in only four thousand hours in paint.
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>>267726543
Wait, who's the right dude
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>>267726543
This would make for a nice wallpaper if it was colored
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>>267726642
Alienware.
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>>267726543
>tiny heads
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>>267726704
ayy
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>>267726642
Ayylienware
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>>267726543
>toaster having muscles of any kind
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>>267726754
Well it is traced directly from jojo
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>>267727051

>traced
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>>267726543
I had an idea of comic with PC showing his old picture with him standing next to someone with bigger muscle and telling consoles that's what Toasty looked like in the past.
After they ask why doesn't he look like that anymore, PC tells them things happened.
With last panel showing Toasty looking at a picture of old him and one of older consoles (could be first Xbox for maximum hugeness).
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>>267727051
>>267726543
>tracing
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>>267727198
>>267727498
Jokes on you, I can't draw worth a shit.
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>>267727272
>could be first Xbox for maximum hugeness
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>>267727641
Joke is actually on you.
You never will by doing that.
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>>267727696
If I wanted to draw I wouldn't be tracing, Check Mate atheist.
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so vita's been putting on some weight
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>>267727498
sauce please

google gives know your meme for some reason
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Damn these things take all day to draw.

>>267727873
>GAT DAYUM
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>>267727961
>2015-0.2
>still hasn't read the wizard's birthday
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>>267727961
click it and inside is a link
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>>267727873
nuoh muh god
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>>267727873
DEM BUNS
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>>267727873
You gonna colour that at some point?
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>>267727873
she could stand to put on some more
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>>267726660
I tried coloring it an ended up with laser cheese. Hope someone else colors it cause I'm a lazy fuck.
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SETTLE IT IN SMASH
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>>267729086
>tfw I finally got my own copy of Super Smash Bros.
Those look great. I'm still trying to collect cosmetic items, so I'll have to update my own Console-tan Fighters later.

My mains are the Handhelds.

Anyone want to share friend codes?
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>>267727873
got a blog?
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>>267721357
Not all women are that bad but, yes, some are.

Never, ever be thankful you're in the relationship, like your girl is the oasis. You need to stay clear-headed to see the signs.

Dating is an adventure, there are a lot of interesting girls to meet. Very few of them are worth your time but if you enjoy the idea of meeting new people and getting on their good side it might be a fun ride.

Just, uh, learn some game first. The "manosphere" blogs have been figuring out women for years and their truths are ugly but extremely helpful for understanding real women.
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>>267729303
>3DS
>black hair
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>console-tan threads
>now 80% lewd

POST THE FUNNY, DAMMIT, I NEED CHEERING UP
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What am I doing wrong?
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>>267730207
>now 80% lewd

Actually I haven't seen much lewds for a couple of weeks now.
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>>267704656
I thought things like these broke when ever 4chan updated? is it really worth the dl
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>>267730268
do rating:explicit instead
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>>267730124
I'd give her hair blue if I could, but that's not an option with the default Mii Maker. Besides, it contrasts with 2DS-tan's silver hair.

And I like dark hair.
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>>267730268
>posting on a work computer

Dude, get out of the office before the FBI arrive!
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>>267730398
Perfect, thanks
>>267730476
Took the day off work so I could masturbate, it's all good
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>>267728173
>the wizard's birthday

thanks kind anon

although now I feel sad because I haven't gotten any myself
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>>267712242
Super Famicom/SNES JP/EU tan anon.
When does the guy who made this usually posts?
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Any one still here?
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>>267733053
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>>267733053
I'm writing. I'll bump if we hit page 9 or 10.
Although, I'm going to bed soon. If I don't post tonight, I'll post it later tomorrow.

>>267733140
>He

>>267733162
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>>267728363
nah I'm lazy as shit

this goes out to the anon trying to convince everyone jaguar-tan isn't on the d-list
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What have you done for her lately?
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>>267734193
fapped to her BE pictures
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>>267733265
Nigga If you won't I'm gonna have to. eventually
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>>267734193
fapped to her ass and play Dust
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>>267733265
3cute
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>>267733265
I like the Shaft-style coloring.

Don't worry, I'm still trying to get my friend to finish drawing LaserActive-kun. He'll be the best once he's finished... he's just so expensive ;_;
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>>267733265
Awwww shit, way to give that spoiled rich girl, look.

I love this.
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>>267734193
I wanna blast her processors.
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>>267733265
For you.
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what kind of personality would fit an Amazon Fire-Tan?

It's Android based but is much more powerful & faster with a Quad-Core. Mainly does streaming for Amazon video but can do any Android games available on the Amazon App Store. Also has voice recognition and patterns searches after what you look up on it (learning your tastes, essentially).
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posting best comic

can someone post that comic where ds tan puts some flowers at micros grave? im still looking for it ;_;
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>>267735634
Halfway between ouya and psquadruple in personality.
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>>267735634
unf that d-pad
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>>267735706
DS-tan a best.
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>>267734193
Shitpost nintendo threads
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>>267735732
how would that even work? A pompous girl constantly seeking approval?
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>>267735826
thanks anon, have some more shenanigans. shes go my favorite design, really wish there was more of her.
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Looks like Vita-tan has some competition.
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>>267735991
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>>267735991
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so why is wii u tan a milf again?
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>>267735950
Ouya's cousin who strives to be greater than her, acts real petty over how much better she sells.
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>>267736172
why not?
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>>267736172
because its hot
>>267736138
it all makes sense now
>>267736110
thanks again!
have some cd-i tan next
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>>267736080
sweet jesus
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>>267736274
And there's also this.
http://consoletan.booru.org/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=460
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You will never lick the inside of Xbone-tan's thigh.
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>>267736172
Christmas cake -no children.
Earliest next-gen release, runs on last-gen hardware. Great with kids.
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>>267736178
So Fire-Tan would not even talk to Ouya-Tan? I'm guessing there'd be a situation where the another Tan tries to get Fire-Tan to talk to her cousin, but she would refuse?
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No PSTV-tan yet?
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>>267707224
>rollerblades on a hoverboard
Radically tubular home-slice
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>>267736613
I'm thinking that she passes by her dumpster now and then just to rub it in, goes of in a huff when Ouya mentions how much better apple is doing anyway.
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>>267734681
then color this too while you're at it
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>>267736274
You drew it that way on purpose, didn't you

It's perfect
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>>267736879
So I'm thinking a Businesswoman type look, very professional looking. Maybe to differentiate from Arcade-Tan, have pants instead of a skirt. Maybe even a librarian type look since Amazon was originally about books.
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>>267736448
me rove you rong time fo this anon
captcha: bears bujure
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>>267737087
Goddamnit, I'm not made of colour.
My bigass backlog is bigger than her ass, so expect it on valve time unless you wanna do it yourself.
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>>267728034
It'll go a lot faster if you don't use SAI for comics. Paneling is a nightmare on it.
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