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You too can save every drawing, image and illegal material posted in these threads by using this here program
I normally don't even set foot in these threads, I just auto-download the images
But we do need to MILF, we never do not need to MILF.
Also, I've only been skimming through these threads every once in a while, maybe I'm missing something. What's this guy doing, making his own version of WiiU-tan?
You guys are gonna hate me for saying this, but I think we are right on the formation of a namefag circlejerk here.
When the discussion turns to individual personalities and recognising each other through filenames and posting styles it stops being about console-tans, and by extension video games.
Please, it's for the good of the thread.
I'm just paranoid from seeing how little art was actually posted to the drawthread booru
I'd show you just how many folders I actually have, but my laptop's touchpad suddenly wanted to stop being able to multitouch, and I can't figure out how to turn it back on to shrink the folders
I dunno but hopefully you'll like this one
if you've got a thing for short haired girls
There are no official designs, anyone's free to make any designs they want
I've noticed that too
The more of a tan there is, the more perfect that tan can be
Obviously Xbone is the biggest and therefore most perfect tan
Someone brought this up last week too. I've been keeping my name off unless I post a story or someone addresses one I wrote. I've been seeing others reposting my stuff.
Speaking of reposting, this one is for you, SP anon. I hope you find it before real Tuesday goes.
don't forget to join the comfy theater if you awnt t watch movies.
synch tube /r/Console-tan_comfy_theater
Is the OUYA controller worth 10£?
Shit seem cheaper than any of those no-name Chinese third party controllers.
Maybe. The controller itself is fine, but it works by Bluetooth so you'd have to have a receiver for that. It's fully possible to hook it up to a PC though, and that's a fucking cheap price for that controller. I'd say do it, just keep in mind you might need to buy a USB dongle for the bluetooth.
>You guys are gonna hate me for saying this, but I think we are right on the formation of a namefag circlejerk here.
>When the discussion turns to individual personalities and recognising each other through filenames and posting styles it stops being about console-tans, and by extension video games.
You have a point though.
I know that my mannerisms are pretty recognizable for some, and that does worry me so I'll cool it when I have to, but I'm not going to adopt a name or a tripcode.
Besides, those with some kind of identity are contributing content, so it's not all bad. At least these threads will never get a "General" on /vg/.
There's a VLC Player for the Ouya, although I've had mixed success getting it to work with my animu. Might run better if the video is stored on the Ouya instead of a USB drive.
>There's a VLC Player for the Ouya, although I've had mixed success getting it to work with my animu. Might run better if the video is stored on the Ouya instead of a USB drive.
Aw yiss. This is what I was hoping for.
Though I do hope I can sideload normal Android onto it.
Which, on that note, is also cheap. Retail, they can go for $20 or $30, but a cheap chinese bluetooth radio sells for as low as $2. The plastic case for the ones I bought broke easily, but it still functions just fine. On top of that, it came with two.
May I see the others?
>There are no official designs
True, but this one doesn't really have any of the traits of the WiiU, it's a step above Neptunia in terms of being recognizable. It kind of misses the point of personifying a console. Not that it's bad, but I think it could be better.
Oh fuck, I could probably go and install lite PC games onto the thing.
How does the Gamestick compare?
What actually happened with the Ouya anyway? How bad did it turn out? I never followed it beyond the kickstarter and somehow it suddenly become >ouya lol right up there with >vita >games lol and I never saw what happened in between.
Also what about the Retron 5?
The company behind the Retron 5 is in deep legal trouble, as it's been discovered they've been using emulators with a copyleft licenses to sell a product, without providing source, and using tivoization to prevent users from running free code.
They've broken many licenses, as they've used RetroArch as a base. The future isn't looking too bright for them.
I'll continue on for a bit. Maybe I'll have time tomorrow too.
Yeah, the idea of the retron is to be able to use original cartridges, and thus the saves that go with them. But, beyond a point it's still emulation, unless you're playing it on original hardware, you're not fooling anyone but yourself.
As far as I know, the push right now from developers and contributors is getting hyperkin to strip all offending cores from their system (which is most of them), which would end up with them having a system with no software to run any of the games they claim, killing the system.
The point behind Retron5 is to sell to people just looking for an old NES or SNES. Tell them it plays both and a few others and it sells. Its really just for casuals looking to play games from when they where a kid
or sometimes to get for their kids
I am working in something quick
Had to go to a football game, So I got delayed bad. But I'm back at it.
Any more halloween costumes that have been made?
Sorry, I didn't, but have some Genesis from last week.
Vita 1000 loves the fuck out of Taco Bell
I am really really bad at making comics so have this instead (comic may or may not still happen, I just prefer making these little things since they don't drive me crazy making them).
I have had http://www.nintendo.co.jp/3ds/kisekae/index.html#/try/create in the background as a reference as I worked on this for the past half hour or so. The music is now drilled into my brain.
I dunno, probably more childhood friend than waifu
Someone in the previous thread wanted PS4 in a yukata right? This took longer than it needed to make.
Anyone else know how to make your hand stop shaking like a goddamn chihuahua all the time?
Wow pretty good. drugs. that just a Mii-verse post?
Wii U, 3DS, and 2DS need their own Koopa Clown Cars.
>there's a good chance I could pull off a nvidia shield cosplay
disturbing. maybe I should lift
By extension could you pull of a SNES crossplay?
>Google Zero 5 WiiU
You can't be this retarded.
Move your fingers closer to the tip of the pen. Oh, and the guy who asked, wanted a kimono. Not a yukata.
Kudos for drawing the kimono folds properly though. Some people draw the folds the wrong way.
Which is how you dress up dead people.
Let's just say they're the japanese version of the console-tans. Since most consoles differ by region.
why didnt you just say it was from fatal frame? we wouldnt have this conversation
Anyways, sure more of that
Any games that are on both systems for instance Time crisis 2, the platforms that have the game on it can interact with each other
like player one is arcade and player 2 is ps3 using the guncom or something
just an idea
Whoever designed WiiU to have more than a passing simularity to the Major will forever have my thanks.
I'm already laughing.
So I'm trying to use google for you, but this is as far as I'm willing to go.
>Species Shopping Bag
>Series Nintendo eShop
>Gender Shopping Bag
>The Nintendo eShop Shopping Bag is a highly requested newcomer for Super Smash Bros. for Wii U and 3DS. The eShop Shopping Bag is the mascot for the Nintendo eShop, serving as the gateway between customers and the games. It's better than Dark Pit.
From a completely unrelated result, I
stolethis from Deviantart. Sadly I couldn't find a name, but it looks like someone beat you to it.
>why didnt you just say it was from fatal frame? we wouldnt have this conversation
Because Fatal Frame is what you Americans call it, but you haven't had a localisation since Fatal Frame 3. And, we wouldn't be having this conversation if you googled 3 keywords.
more of a bishounen than a shota. I proabably wouldn't do it though because i;m not the kind to do cosplaying.
I got banned last time I posted pics
idk maybe. but there's no way I would do it..
I only know of Hyperdimension Neptunia
This post implies you also think 3d is a guy.
I would consider investing in a graphics tablet, my man.
it's offically Tuesday in US Central time.
now the real party starts
Man, she's almost distracting me from everything else.
2DS doesn't look flat enough.
Not new, but this is a show airing this season.
Time for best Tan
>Real/3D girls are baffled that you DON'T like them.
>Then they bitch at you if you do.
I wish I could import 2D.
Yes. You did good.
It happened once.
she later realized she had met her match at the self-loathing game and fucked off like it was for the best
Glad I'm not the only one who thought of it.
8th Gen: PSTV, Amazon Fire, Neo Geo X
7th Gen: Onlive, Hyperscan, Zeebo
6th Gen: Tapwave Zodiac
5th Gen: NEC PC-FX, Apple Pippin, Sega Nomad, Game.com, Neo Geo Pocket, Neo Geo Pocket Color, Wonderswan Color
4th Gen: TurboGrafx-16 (NA ver of PC Engine), Atari Lynx, Turbo Express
3rd Gen: SG-1000, Famicom Disk System
2nd Gen: Atari 5200, Bally Astrocade, Fairchild Channel F, Odyssey 2
1st Gen: Atari/Sears Tele-Games Pong, Binatone, Coleco Telestar, Nintendo Color TV Game
3DS and SNES-tan.
Maybe Vita-tan and 2DS
on the cheek. Tsundere kiss with Genesis-tan.
3D women are as imperfect as us men. We're the more romantic gender, and all of our dreams are of women who don't resemble reality at all. Any perfect 2D waifu who gets so flustered that someone loves her deserves a perfect man and there's no 3D man alive who is perfect.
so N3DS will be a more "mature" 3DS or a completely new tan?
>tfw you're not perfect
There's no need to remind us of this. It's a truth most of us hold close, but we don't need to express it every time we talk about what we desire.
Since we're all stuck as a 3DPD's, there's really nothing we can do.
>you will never have a busty ara ara gf who finds your bishounen body type cute and likes to tease you
instead i'm stuck in a world full of girls who want big muscly alpha males like pc
why is there no nvidia shield love on this planet?
here you go
Theme story is still coming along. Somewhere around halfway done. Here's a preview.
Landing with a thud, Vita-tan was ensnared in a hug by her enthusiastic friend. "Great, it's gonna be one of those days."
Pulling herself up off the laminated floor, Vita addressed her assailant, "Uh, h-hey there 2DS-tan, what are you doing here?"
"Conversation toll is one hug. Exact change only." she replied with a face that exuded only seriousness.
"W-what are you talking about? Come on, get off." Vita stuttered out, carefully applying ancient hoverhand techniques to avoid actually hugging 2DS-tan. If she did that in front of her sister, she'd die of embarrassment.
"Ara ara~ You best do what she says, you know" said a smiling Wii U-tan, "she's been known to throw quite the tantrum when she doesn't get her way."
"Aw crap, I can't get persuaded into actually doing this." Vita-tan mused to herself. The pressure mounting, Vita-tan looked for a way out, but was met with the eyes of not only her sister and Wii U, but also 3DS-tan, who just stood there smirking.
Looking down, 2DS-tan was still staring intently at her. Vita's lower lip stiffened at the realization that she'd have to give in.
In the most awkward way possible, Vita-tan wrapped her arms around 2DS-tan and pulled her into her embrace. She could feel her face getting hot as she blushed furiously.
"When I get out of this I'm going to go drown myself in the fountain."
Just for you, I'm reposting this: http://pastebin.com/FMgEe1HU
sure, I just forgot.
I've actually been meaning to get one as I think it's a swank idea
>>Real/3D girls are baffled that you DON'T like them.
>>Then they bitch at you if you do.
This so much.
There was a girl that was almost obsessed with me, and even kissed me during the prom.
Everything after that, she gave me shit for.
I'm not gay though
I just want to /ss/
>...That's a bad omen
You think that's bad?
Almost every girl finds it immensely easy to tease me and call me shota-esque when my body type is tall and slightly chubby
I do have a bit of a babyface, and I have a tendency to be shy
THIS is a bad omen.
Still sad. WHERE THE FUCK IS PAGE 2? You can take your time, but I just remembered we're still waiting for it.
I once had a girl like that
>We talked a lot and I made her laugh
>I liked making her happy
>She relied on me a lot, but I didn't mind
>Eventually, we move in together
>I have a low libido, but she wants sex every day, we don't and we end up making love around once a week.
>Things are OK for a few years, but then I notice changes
>She's becoming more controlling
>She doesn't want me to watch anime, or play games depicting girls in a bad light
>I do them anyway, those things make me happy
>She relies on my money and income to buy toys and things she likes
>I barely buy anything for myself, I start cutting back on the food I eat so I can save up for nice things
>I tell her I don't want her to spend so much of my money
>She gets upset, stops talking to me
>Eventually, things lead to her getting very angry at me, for small petty reasons
>She starts yelling at me more and more, telling me what I should do
>I never yell back, just talk in a soft, solid tone (I'm a small guy, but I just want to get my point across)
>This frustrates her even more
>Eventually she starts abusing me
>Each week, she threatens to either hurt herself, or kill herself, but she gets over it when things go too far and she starts hurting me
>She's broken many of my things, tripods, consoles, because she used them to beat me over the head
>Sometimes I'd have to call off work the next day because the pain was too much
>Over time, accepted the problem, and I left her behind
I regret every decision I made, and I feel like I can't be in any sort of serious relationship ever again. This is a pretty constrained version of about 4 years worth of events, hell, I don't know why I'm even saying it all. Maybe it just helps me get over it. Sorry.
Damn dude. I don't know what to say.
I hope the cute console-tan stories help, though.
I'm trying to draw GBA-tan on the side. I will try
Shit dude. I haven't been in a relationship and this is the stuff i'm afraid of. Enjoy the thread, forget your worries, and hopefully tonight you can dream about your favorite console-tan
I never do this sort of thing, I just felt like getting it off my chest.
The cute stories always help, thanks.
Thanks, to be honest, console-tan threads are something I really look forward to every week. It's the small things that make me feel good now days.
I've since cut ties, the last time I saw her was about a year ago. I only wish I did it sooner.
This will be my response whenever someone posts fat Console-tans.
Everyone always warns you to stick to 2D. It's a harsh world out there, but the lover in your mind will never fault you.
It's for your own good. Just stick with 2D.
You're already getting free OC you dunce.
>you will never snuggle between her breasts as you hump away
>you will never feel her hands on your back as she gets closer and closer to climax
>you will never watch her womb bloat out as you fill her with everything you've got
>she will never praise you in the afterglow
Why is Jaguar the best girl,
but the worst console?
let it be a lesson to you, the second you start seeing signs of crazy you pull out of there immediately
especially when they start to think they can tell you what you can and can't do without any legitimate reasons behind such things.
I met a girl on /mu/ (never in person thankfully) and we got along together well for a while, played some games together online etc, and then her true colors started to show. she started spouting nonsense like "/v/ is sexist, they are just jealous because they can't pick up girls" which we all know is a big generalization on a big community of diverse people, many of who actually are in relationships. trying to point this out to her was impossible though because she had it thoroughly imprinted in her brain that all /v/ goers are sexist
And then it became quite apparent she had some problems. she started spouting moral bullshit at me after I insulted horsfuckers for actually fucking a horse (I linked that one news article, you know the one). she told me "it's not ok to hurt people in ANY way, including hurting their feelings, it's the absolute WORST THING you can do, even worse than bestiality"
naturally I replied with a simple "wut" and then asked her to explain her reasoning behind fucking defenseless animals is more acceptable than slapping a bitch in the face or calling someone a name.
she then told me that if I did't agree with her that we couldn't be friends anymore. I then kindly told her to go fuck herself and cut off all contact.
don't stick your dick in crazy kids. it's bad for your well being
that's one of her best features.
>don't stick your dick in crazy
Before anyone even shreds a kekkle, take note; this is a phrase you must remember
My uncle told me this before I started dating this girl and sure enough she turned out to be psycho, but luckily I didn't do anything, so she didn't have any evidence if she went to the police with false rape accusations
This phrase literally saved my reputation, and possibly my life
Captcha : Lord ilejoym
>still no lewd genesis art
lets fix that
Jesus christ, that's not lewd, that's gore.
I'm burning out. Story is a little more than two thirds complete. I'll have it done tomorrow afternoon. One last preview before I go to bed.
"What else could I tell you? You wouldn't come if I told you about it up front. All you do is wear that groddy hoodie." PS4-tan defended her actions, "You used to look so cute in the little skirt while you were still a prototype."
"You said you'd never speak of that." Vita-tan said, pale as a ghost.
"Miss U, would you like to see some pictures?" PS4-tan asked the older woman.
"Oh my, that sounds simply adorable." Wii U answered, casting a glance at Vita-tan and smiling when she drew up the strings of her hood to hide away.
"Why don't we step outside? I could use a smoke," Wii U inquired, "3D-tan, you take your sister and pick out something nice."
"Vita-tan, why don't you go with them? And make sure that when you come back you're wearing anything besides that, even if you're in your underwear."
Vita-tan popped her head out of her safety zone. "No! DON'T LEAVE ME TO DIE HERE!"
This sounds like it's going to be great.
Meanwhile, I'm purposely neglecting this thread so that I can finish on my story. FUCK. I didn't want to complain, but it's turning out to be much longer than I expected.
Here /v/, I made this in only four thousand hours in paint.
Well it is traced directly from jojo
I had an idea of comic with PC showing his old picture with him standing next to someone with bigger muscle and telling consoles that's what Toasty looked like in the past.
After they ask why doesn't he look like that anymore, PC tells them things happened.
With last panel showing Toasty looking at a picture of old him and one of older consoles (could be first Xbox for maximum hugeness).
>could be first Xbox for maximum hugeness
Damn these things take all day to draw.
>tfw I finally got my own copy of Super Smash Bros.
Those look great. I'm still trying to collect cosmetic items, so I'll have to update my own Console-tan Fighters later.
My mains are the Handhelds.
Anyone want to share friend codes?
Not all women are that bad but, yes, some are.
Never, ever be thankful you're in the relationship, like your girl is the oasis. You need to stay clear-headed to see the signs.
Dating is an adventure, there are a lot of interesting girls to meet. Very few of them are worth your time but if you enjoy the idea of meeting new people and getting on their good side it might be a fun ride.
Just, uh, learn some game first. The "manosphere" blogs have been figuring out women for years and their truths are ugly but extremely helpful for understanding real women.
>now 80% lewd
POST THE FUNNY, DAMMIT, I NEED CHEERING UP
Super Famicom/SNES JP/EU tan anon.
When does the guy who made this usually posts?
I'm writing. I'll bump if we hit page 9 or 10.
Although, I'm going to bed soon. If I don't post tonight, I'll post it later tomorrow.
nah I'm lazy as shit
this goes out to the anon trying to convince everyone jaguar-tan isn't on the d-list
fapped to her ass and play Dust
I like the Shaft-style coloring.
Don't worry, I'm still trying to get my friend to finish drawing LaserActive-kun. He'll be the best once he's finished... he's just so expensive ;_;
Awwww shit, way to give that spoiled rich girl, look.
I love this.
what kind of personality would fit an Amazon Fire-Tan?
It's Android based but is much more powerful & faster with a Quad-Core. Mainly does streaming for Amazon video but can do any Android games available on the Amazon App Store. Also has voice recognition and patterns searches after what you look up on it (learning your tastes, essentially).
posting best comic
can someone post that comic where ds tan puts some flowers at micros grave? im still looking for it ;_;
thanks anon, have some more shenanigans. shes go my favorite design, really wish there was more of her.
because its hot
it all makes sense now
And there's also this.
So I'm thinking a Businesswoman type look, very professional looking. Maybe to differentiate from Arcade-Tan, have pants instead of a skirt. Maybe even a librarian type look since Amazon was originally about books.
me rove you rong time fo this anon
captcha: bears bujure