the joke is that the picture is comparing Ash to fanfiction Red
the only badass Red is pokespe Red
>webm related, the "ultimate pokemon trainer"
>Ultimate Pokemon trainer
Not really seeing how he loses to Gold
Of ONE league
Well he DOES use monsters to help him, theres no such thing as a lone wolf pokemon trainer
Then why is team Rocket back in G/S/C?
>First pokemon master ever
Where does it ever say this?
>rival is his bitch
Blue/Green is a bitch.
I just want to see Ash actually accomplish something and stop adventuring so the series can move on to something fresh
i haven't watched the series in around half a decade if not more i just want to see it happen
>isn't a hot trap
>is a hot bottom trap
There is no competition, really.
Of course Gold is even better than Red.
Jesus, that fucking shit eating grin. Lovely asshole.
When is Ash going to crossdress in X/Y
One thing people always say when comparing Ash and Red is that Red has caught all 151 pokemon while Ash has caught just a few, completely ignoring the fact that they are different universes.
In the games and Origins, the pokedex is empty and Oak asks Red to go out and catch all pokemon to fill the dex, meanwhile, in the anime the professors are the ones completing the pokedex so Ash has no need to catch every pokemon he sees
>Like this? You'll hate pokestache.com
Reminder that Red had to use 6 mons to defeat a single legend while Ash managed to knock out 2 with the same number (of which one was a fucking Gible)
not to mention
>Tobias has beaten every trainer in the region using Darkrai alone. He even won the finals of the pokemon league using his Darkrai only
>Ash is not only the first trainer to ever beat Darkrai, but also the first trainer to battle and beat his Latios
Next week, he will get turned into a girl and then forced to become a sissy Jigglypuff trainer dommed by who else than Jessie. Trustworthy source, trust me.
Shauntel is my waifu
Look up the ep (it's the filename).
And so you know, that's the epsode most people find bullshit anyway.
>Ash finally doing decently in the anime
>Knocking out mons left and right
>Defeats his region rival in the quarters with Infernape going super sayian
>This fag shows up out of nowhere, never being mentioned before
>is fucking unbeatable
>wins the cup, disappears to be never mentioned again.
>Next week, he will get turned into a girl and then forced to become a sissy Jigglypuff trainer
>dommed by who else than Jessie.
Please anon no.
It's ability is fucking jolt absorb. That lightning attack would have roided him up. Get your shit together writers.
>Red conquers the Kanto pokemon league and fucks off up a big mountain to live like an ascetic monk and create the perfect pokemon team
>Ash bumbles into constant misadventure, has to skip out on old friends and pokemon for Reasons, and is currently on a never-ending bitch ride through every known corner of the pokemon universe
>why not? its a ground type
cause it's a ground/rock type. And it's weak to water.
Do you remember what happened when Brocks Onyx got electrocuted when it got sprayed with water?
Artstyles change without trying. There's nothing you can do about it, and there's no going back for Sugimori. All you can do is hope that his style will change for the better in a few years.
I just want him to learn how to draw actual noses rather than that lazy line shit that nearly touches their mouths. Its always bugged me.
>multiple shitty watermarks
I should not be as mad at this as I am.
Hey, don't blame me, blame the writers.
Besides, you are going to get what you want a week later anyway, when Gary decides Ash is such a worthless trainer he should be a part of his cheerleader squad instead.
>mega pokemon can beat legendaries
>pikachu can beat mega pokemon
then again it makes sense because pikachu can beat legendaries too
Don't worry anon, Satoshi is getting Numera soon
>could have given Iris the D
Based Ash refusing to mate with shitskin disgusting brown nigglet
SUCH A KID SUCH A KID SUCH A KID
Redfags list this as a positive?
Still pissed that Lucario just stands there like a chump just so Ash could win
But anon, I want Ash to become a girly girl coordinator that only uses the pinkest and girliest pokemon there are.
Unrelated but Bulbapedia is a piece of shit site that can't even update with the anime pokemon's genders because
>just because the pokemon is attracted to a female doesn't mean it's a male! she could be a lesbian!
they still list charizard as "gender unknown" and won't even aknowledge hawlucha's gender even though the characters refer to him as a he
That's because they bothered to confirm the gender of one of his shitty starters and it cheeses fights by using Attract.
he used that strategy against Clay and he got super pissed because it was a pissy babby strategy instead of using pure brawn
There's only one reason to still care about Pokemon.
>bw anime could have had hilda
>lel nah here have this annoying little bitch
they finally make some perfectly designed females and they don't even appear in the anime in any form.
>irrelevant to the Pokemon league
Ash already is a league champion idiot, he beat Drake. Keep promoting your fan-fic character harder /vp/, the games and the anime are 2 very different settings.
>there are people who think Pokemon has any sort of continuity
It's like someone trying to tell you a story when he has Alzheimer's. I've never seen Pokespe but I doubt it has it lighter.
>they finally make some perfectly designed females and they don't even appear in the anime in any form.
But anon, Bianca was in a lot of episodes.
>trying to tell you a story when he has Alzheimer's
That sounds pretty hype, like putting together a crazy puzzle. New characters would be constantly introduced, some characters may even have their names changed, forcing you to use context clues to deduce their identity. The setting would constantly change, along with the tone of the story. You could be hearing about Tom and Lisa going on a boating trip, and suddenly Harry and Jessica are fighting a mugger in downtown Detroit.
Is Serena even doing anything yet in the anime or are they waiting for the ORAS tie in so she can do contests
Honestly Contests made female companions at least mildly interesting as they had some sort of goal that didn't conflict with Ash's, Plus Jessie legitimately succeeds every once in a while.
I just wish Jessie would come up with an alias that wasn't really dumb looking. Jessilinda was better than Jessilina.
> champion of a filler league with only half the gyms and no tournament
>less than a month left until the strongest mega evolution act II
Bulbapedia's always been full of retards like that. For the longest time they wouldn't even confirm pokemon as being carnivores because the anime showed an Aerodactyl eating berries. Their reasoning was that pokemon eating other pokemon was 'cannibalism' and even went as far as to claim the old entries form r/b with things like Pidgeot eating Magikrap were retconned out because, once again, pokemon eating berries!
Thankfully Heatmor and Durant came along and put an end to that shit.
Anons serious question
Jessie with her hair down
or Jessie with short hair
I've heard that its webmaster makes like 2 million a year off all the ads. Even though he claims it's non profit.
To say nothing of the secret forum where minors were exposed to the mods' dicks.
Don't forget that the gym leaders in the orange league liked to use different shit to earn badges instead of straight up battles since Ash was notorious for not actually earning his badges at the time.
>water Gun target test and a surfing race
>mountain climbing, making a pillar of ice to make an ice toboggan for a toboggan race
Who gives a shit. It's a fucking pokemon cartoon.
They have been like that long before SJW were a thing. Its more like being too skeptical than actual gender politics.
>Scene of the anime had Ash's Pikachu in guy clothes and Bunnery in girl clothes
>They still question it
Besides, Gen 1 technically revealed Pikachu was a dude. One episode had a "Girls Day" where all the guys were shopping for Misty, Pikachu included.
>still sends wrong type pokemon
to be fair, there's more to battles than just typing in the anime
>flying type with ranged attacks has an advantage against rock pokemon because it can attack from a distance and the rock pokemon can't hurt it
Reminder that Pokemon is a soulless husk of what it used to be back in '98
You will never get this nostalgic feeling of 90's anime back ever again.
Who gives a shit. Ash was just straight up unlikeable and did dumb shit all the time. Meanwhile manga canon mothafucking Red was smarter and more likeable. Ash just felt like he won everything on accident with his mary pikasue.
Reminder that they took 2 steps back as usual and removed character customization
Meanwhile there's even more pikachu circlejerking by giving you a pikachu that can cosplay and gets unique moves.
>The Pokemon Company International cares less about pokemon than 4kids
>4kids made great openings and all those corny yet amazing songs for the first few seasons
>TPCI gave us the worst openings and replaces most of the original soundtrack
There have been enough pokemon episodes for two years and that's not counting all the time the days change in each episode or the implied timeskips between episodes. Ash should be at least 15.
>mfw this ends with them sitting back to back with "did we do that" expressions
>tfw they will never bring back the Pokerap
>Brock will never get another appearance
>the theme song will always be shit
>always liked James the most growing up
>turn out gay
anyone else crushed they made pickachu a boy
>touching would be toxic
>all the pairings of this have death tags
brock got a fairly recent appearance, but just like every side-story since TPCI took over, it will never be dubbed
I think the writers really care.
Pikachu OHKO a full HP Regice in one episode and then lost to an Elekid not long after.
One of the things I remember was my dad taking me and my brother to see the Pokemon movie. Even at 10 I knew the Pikachu's Vacation or whatever was dumb and couldn't wait to get to the real movie.
Also my dad collected Pokemon cards himself and took us back four fucking more times so we could keep getting the cards they handed out.
We only went to the 2000 movie twice and I haven't seen any of the other ones. Did they suck?
TILL THE END
I WILL BE WITH YOU
WE WILL GO WHERE OUR DREAMS COME TRUE
ALL THE TIMES THAT WE HAVE BEEN THROUGH
YOU WILL ALWAYS BE MY BEST FRIEND
>there are adults who watch Pokemon
>there are adults who watch anime directed at children
>Pikachu still isn't fucking level 99 yet
look at it from most clothed to least clothed. it makes sense. for ordering the middle, notice the pants still half on the leg. it totally starts as nuzzling, then goes to kissing, then escalates
There's still some things that don't add up.
I'll just take your word for it, it doesn't really matter.
well, like what? not disputing, just curious, what details make you think otherwise? i reckon its totally ordered most clothing to least, with exception of end, putting on a shirt and...wiping stuff away with a towel
Prefer Haunter since I had one for ages and couldn't evolve it. Also thought Nidoking looked cool, but he was bad. Turns out it was because I would let Nidoran evolve at 16 and immediately use the moonstone.
They're not bad but they're not my favorite
>sitting in the theater
>the movie finally starts
>a guy comes along to battle Ash right at the start
>that remixed theme that starts playing
>you get to see a donphan and shit
>tfw having Magazines that showed off Gen 2 pokemon before the games came out
Cartoon exaggeration to a whole new level.
Curse just destroys it.
>mfw I EV trained a Beedril for shits and giggles and now he has a mega form
Will Butterfree get a Mega too? Running Quiver Dance/Pybeam/Bug Buzz/Sleep Powder (with Compound Eyes ability) might actually be viable if it's stats weren't shit.
>comparing that piece of shit to manga red
Who cares about the girls with cuties like this.
SUGIMORI SENT US TO HELL
BUT WE'RE GOING EVEN DEEPER
TAKE BACK EVERYTHING TURNER LOST
How do you know he didn't give them the D ?
Think about how long they must be travelling the lands together. Sleeping in hotels, sleeping in tents, sleeping in whatever the fuck you want, etc.
I'm pretty sure that in cold nights, they cuddled up and then one thing lead to the other. I bet Ash enjoyed the salty sea taste of Misty's skin. He probably licked May's asshole too. Bottom line is: You're just a jealous little cunt, because that nigga Ash fucked the shit out of your waifus for a decade.
In the first match against Korrina, Ash didn't know about Lucario's moveset. The second match was an exhibition match to test Mega Lucario's power. Also, Ash's other Pokemon at that point were Fletching and Froakie. You can't really expect them to hold their own against Lucario, a Pokemon who has consistently been portrayed as a powerhouse in the anime.
As for the Gym battle, Hawlucha and Fletchinder had already won their battles, so they didn't face Mega Lucario in their best condition. Also, Ash only sent out Pikachu after it had defeated Hawlucha and Fletchinder, who managed to land a direct hit against Lucario.
What this means is that Ash never really sent out Pikachu against Lucario because of a disregard for type advantages, but he did so because he had no other choice.
>But Ash sent out Fletching against Tyrunt
He sent out Fletching so that it could scout Tyrunt's fourth move, Dragon Tail, and do some minor damage in the process. He never really expected it to beat Tyrunt, Grant's ace.
hey fucker, you having fun talking shit about my wifu?
I want to be Lyra. No, I mean, I really REALLY want to be Lyra. It's a feeling that I got sometime after HG/SS were released. I don't know what it is, but I feel drawn to her. Anytime I see something with her, I automatically feel myself self-inserting into her character. Even if it's some weird shipping thing. I really really liked watching the Lyra episodes of the anime at one point and HG/SS is the only game where I felt like I could really "role-play" as the character, just because I could be Lyra. I didn't think Johto was that great before, but the inclusion of playing as Lyra makes me want to play it again and again. When playing I feel like I'm actually being Lyra than playing a game. I do weird stuff while doing it, or at least stuff most people probably wouldn't normally do. I call some of the npcs pretty frequently, as if they were friends. I go for walks with the Marrill pretty often to visit npcs. After going on a pokesho beige one time I wound up semi-stalking Morty.
The feeling was so strong during the end of 4th gen and early 5th gen. It faded a bit over time, but it still presents itself whenever I see Lyra posted anywhere, even now. I feel like I feel everything Lyra does. I want to be her, I need to be her. I'm connected to her somehow.
I want to be Lyra.
Pic related it's me and my marrill
I like sugimori's designs but he really should stop messing with other people's ideas for lines
>dratini's line: goes from blue serpentine dragon, to larger blue serpentine dragon with wings to YELLOW BARNEY THE FUCKING DINOSAUR
>goomy's line: little slug turns into a bigger snail and then suddenly it turns into A FUCKING GOOEY BARNEY THE DINOSAUR
what's with sugimori and fat dragons? is that his fetish?
Frankly I don't give a shit unless you plan on writing a lewd fic based on this.