Which ass is canon?

what ass?

all i see is flat white butt

>>267480878
Then you're not looking at the pic.

Why does 2008 look better than 2010??


All crysis 1 over again

>>267480794
Why do you even care?

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>>267480954
this is what an ass looks like fagboy

>>267481037
Other M was shit in many areas, not just writing.

>>267481037
What's wrong with 2010 ass?

>>267481189
Looks like 2014 to me.

Samus' ass is really flat on SSB3DS

They are all canon.

Believe it or not human peoples bodies can changed based on diet and exercise.

You should try it op.

>>267481803
Sure, but how could her ass possibly change this much since Zero Mission?

>>267481885

Squats

I'd like to tongue 2004, please.

>>267481940
Squats builds muscle and make the butt bigger, anon. Her butt was at its biggest in Zero Mission, even though it's big in SSB4 as well.

>>267482112

It toned her ass where it was maybe just fat.

Also its a fucking videogame.

>>267482196
And this is a fucking videogame message board.

Did you just call Samus's ass "fat"? LOL

ZM Samus will always be the best ass.

>>267482684
Well, now everyone judge an ass by size only. :-P

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>>267482684

This. I'd let her phat ass assimilate my face if you know what I mean.

>>267483513
What does "phat" actually mean?

>>267483619
Is a term that niggers use to indicate big asses

>>267481189
>Calls others fags
>Like the very thing fags like, probably likes anal too
Asses are gay. Tits arent a thing homos go for, tits are feminine. Tits are sre straight and vastly superior.

>>267483619
As a walking dictionary I can safely assume that the word "phat" means either:
>fat
>cool
>Pretty Hot And Tempting

Depends on the way it's used.

>>267483741
So does it mean fat, cool or pretty hot and tempting in this case?

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>>267480794
i can't think of samus' ass without getting reminded by this

fuck that artist
fuck google
fuck wallpapers

>>267483870
All of the above.

>>267483986
To be fair, the vast majority of artists on dA draws Samus with a fat ass.

This one jiggled, though. That's something new.

>>267484117
it's not just about the ass
it's everything, the speechboxes, the faces, the setting

i can't explain it but it makes me cringe

>>267483986
>Manlet wop getting away with hitting Samus
Nah.
Also
>Jiggle
Fat jiggles, muscle dosent. Samus has a toned, muscualr ass due to needing to keep fit for her job.

>>267484286
Muscle jiggles if you don't have it clenched.

>>267484389
Not half as much as fat.

>>267484389
yeah but muscle-jiggle is way superior

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>>267483986
>mfw that comic never continued

>>267484270
I thought it was pretty sexy that Peach commented how much her butt jiggles as Mario slaps it.

>>267484286
But Samus does have a fat ass.

>>267483720

Yup, Ill take tits over ass all day.
You see them anyway more, so thats an important factors. Ass only comes to play in quality time

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>>267480794

>>267480794
Will you please get a trip so I can filter you?

>>267484591
>>267483720
>not enjoying both

you're the fags

i don't want to live in an ass word or in a tits world
there is no right choice in that matter

>>267483720
Ass and thighs men are the real straight ones. You only like tits because they're farther away from the vagina and you hate vaginas.