Zelda is like one of those characters whose just... Okay. Like, she isn't contemptible like say Peach but compared to someone like Rosalina or Samus, she isn't that interesting. She's just average by herself (not involving Sheik or Tetra or her ST incarnation)
I've never understood why everyone complains "HURR OMG TOTAL PERSONALITY CHANGE SHE'S SUDDENLY NICE AND POLITE WHEN SHE TRANSFORMS"
Like no nigger, when she transforms into Zelda, she realizes that she is the source of all of Link's suffering throughout the course of the game, and feels overwhelmingly guilty. That's why she started being nicer.
No love for Zelda?
I can't wait to see her in Smash WiiU.
I feel this way about pretty much ALL Nintendo waifus.
There's something oddly empty about them. Like logically I can see that they're cute and sexy where it counts, sure. They meet all criteria on the checklist.
But there's still something missing and I never could figure out what it was. It's gotten to the point where I don't even save pictures of Nintendo girls anymore.
>She'll never lay back and let you grope her as she looks to the side completely disinterested
Oh hey, what's going on in this thread?
Well all right, then
>"Your eagerness to please your princess is...worthy of recognition."
Any other choice is wrong.
Here you go, bro.
Don't hurt yourself.
just getting to do it for another day is recognition enough. what I wouldn't give. and people would wonder why she shifted around once in a while and blushed.
Man, I love how stacked they made Zelda in this.
OoT Zelda best Zelda
Has anyone played Spirit Tracks on VC? How did they map the stylus controls?
Sounds like your close so its not like it will be a problem if you help her with the game. I'm sure most of us had help either from friends or older siblings. I would say hold her hand but around Dodongos Cavern have her take a guess at what to do in a puzzle. She'll pick up the game's patterns before long.
It'd take an awful lot of effort to make her lose composure like that.
There are some people in this world who have such shit taste that ending themselves is a favor to humanity.
You're one of those people.
She's still pretty damn good. Her one weakness is that she can't take keeps very well. She can destroy bosses though and stunlock like crazy though. My one complaint about her combos is her Triforce beam thing rarely catches a whole group, but I've found that affects a lot of AoEs in this game. The little enemies just back away from you which I guess is smart on their part but seriously I want to kill all of them.
Ahh yeah, we're pretty close. She's got no shame around me.
Worst part is that she can't even beat a Pokemon game on her own. I had to beat Iris for her in Black 2..
probably. besides it's not for my enjoyment and it's not my place to want to affect her. I just exist as a place for her to sit comfortably, not even giving it a second thought. if I can't breathe for too long, so be it. her comfort is more important.
Nigga, RBY were much harder because of the broken mechanics.
I just wish my sister wasn't such a casual, but then I wouldn't get to have her sit on my lap so often and watch me play.
Selflessness like that is so rare these days. It wouldn't go unnoticed.
maybe after a while she'd simply stop wearing underwear while she did, but only because she doesn't like when it gets bunched up or tangled. it's just more natural.
the music's always seemed like standard video gamey stuff to me, simple catchy melodies made to be repeated for as long as needed and set the atmosphere
the art design's also all right but nothing about it is spectacular, I suppose from an artistic perspective they did a good job of choosing a simple, easily identifiable symbol but that doesn't explain the existence of it's huge following, it only endorses it
>tfw Link's Awakening is my favorite 2D zelda
It probably would make the experience better for everyone involved... I take it you wouldn't have any objections? Her comfort comes first, as you said...
It set the standard for an entire genre and every single one of it's games have been good. Some less so than others but none of them have just been outright shit. Even skyward sword was decent if not incredibly annoying at times.
you're making me really want to go look for someone to ERP Hilda for me but I don't know where to look and I can't let my boner give me another ban ;_;
but yes, whatever she wishes. no matter which way she shifts, no matter what ends up where on my face. I live to serve her.
Zelda music is possibly the most recognisable music in video games, along with it's sound effects.
When you say it sounds like standard video game music that's because it set the standard.
>Fucks with peasants
The princess is no more than a filthy harlot.
>You will never have Hilda's purple lipstick staining your underwear.
>Hilda will never reluctantly straddle you and make love to you while she's crying tears of regret so that she can save her kingdom
>Ruto get's weird flipper things
>we get cleavage in exchange
I guess it's a fair trade
Hero's chosen by courage are exceptions.
Not having anyone to portray that purple-haired goddess is awful, I agree.
And when you're such a generous and agreeable subject, too...a shame, really.
Would it be better for me to link you to a smutfic so you can take care of yourself?
During wartime, if one soldier demonstrated considerable valor and his actions saved the country and kingdom from destruction, he would be rewarded nobility and most likely a daughter of the king.
Link is the god damn hero and they are tied from Triforce destiny. But then, so is Ganon, so maybe there's some timelines where she ends up a slave for Ganon.
Goddesses of Light face off against each other for Link's dick. Who wins?
>it's recognizable as a result of it's following
I would disagree to an extent. Sure, if the games were unknown then the soundtrack would mean nothing. You have other huge franchises though which simply don't have recognisable soundtracks, and one of the reasons why absolutely everybody of a certain generation knows Zelda is not because they've all played the games but because they know these very simple and catchy melodies.
Don't you worry about her not knowing your true intentions...that lump in your pants after the hours of sitting speaks volumes. Now give yourself a little reward for your hard work~ pastebin.com/jwzC0Tng
I like the side characters a lot more. They always come out so cute :3
I always wondered how fucking weird it must've been for tetra to just fucking turn into another skin color
like im black and I imagined just fucking poofing into a white person
it must be really weird, like your eyes would have to adjust to the brightness of your own skin
Anything to keep a loyal subject happy.
I think she was only tanned from being out in the ocean all day. That's why when she turned to Zelda and she stayed in the castle all day, her skin color changed back to it's natural state. It just happened all at once because they fucked up making the game.
I did, yeah. I think our conversation gave me enough inspiration to put a little something together- but I couldn't say when. I'm already behind on my Lana fic as it is.
>Link groping her tit and ass
>Zelda dropping Link's saliva
Wind Waker Zelda a best
>tfw buying this plush soon
Feels good man
Are you fucking stupid? If you get people to start with Wind Waker then they think Zelda is about fucking sailing and shit. Never start with a gimmick title. Ocarina of Time and ALTTP scream "Zelda" the most, you should always start with one of them.
I like Zelda when she's in anything but her royal dress
The Fairy Queen is adorable with her interactions with Link, just wish she didn't move all jerky like a toy (music made it even more creepy).
There aren't many outfits she doesn't look good in.
I want office lady Zelda to rub her fishnets on my face
Looks like Misaka and Misaka imouto
She's the most adorable princess
It's not NTR if one of the two people in a relationship don't know they are in a relationship or even that the other person even exists. Still hot as fuck though. Can you imagine how blue her vagina must be from pent up lust? That's why her hair was blue.
Well, damn. If link would quit being lazy and go for the harem end, these things wouldn't be a problem.
>You will never have a blushing bride Zelda walk down an aisle.
>You will never take vows before an alter, promising that you'll be by her side forever
Link wants adventure, something he can't get if he settles down.
Not really. I liked Tetra. Until she was forced into the generic Zelda role.
The only other one with much of a personality was SS's, who was also the least princess-ified of them, other than Tetra. I get the feeling Japan has an internal idea of what a princess is and can't get past it.
I've seen fans try to develop some of the others into having more of a personality, but it takes a lot of reading into the dialogue and scenes to get that. A lot of the problem is that they rarely get screen time that isn't devoted to just explaining problems and solutions to the player. There's rarely any personal time for them to just be human beings.
>realize theres a Poe to grab in the armor at the beginning of the dungeon
>armor despawns after finishing
>Only one other person has this problem apparently, the fix is to crush the other suits of armor
>theres none in the immediate vicinity and have already crushed the other armor by Darkhammer's Room to test the "fix"
>even came back after finishing Temple of Time
>still no armor
Fuck this man, how could it be overlooked so easily?
i remember tp having a lot of glitches and bugs
like standing at a certain angle in the gold dude's room to turn into human if the town was in panick and you couldnt transform outside
I don't disagree those would improve the design, but I didn't mind it as it was.
No kidding theres quite a few ways to sequence break, like early master sword, going to Fyer's Cannon early, which i tried but I couldn't warp it because Midna thought Shad was in the room.
I'm not sure if my copy's a later edition with some fixes, but you'd think they'd fix the Poe shit.
I could never understand people loving Zelda when the side girls are so much cuter. Midna, Medli, Saria, and so on.
Please Anon just a little bit?
it's a long enough skirt, there's room for a lot of possibilities beneath it.
my only real complaint about SS Zelda was she looked too flat for my taste
Any adventurer would settle down for waifu like Zelda
>wedding attended by all of hyrule
>awkward since the rumors of link being forced to do this
>time for him to say I do
>zelda looks him in the eyes and whispers that all of the kokiri will die if he doesn't say it
>situations where people of a higher group get fucked by homeless and vice versa
no one better post that picture of zelda on the toilet i swear to god...
>Her royal dress gets covered in dirt and ripped to shreds as the commonfolk have their way with her
She goes back the next day in a fresh outfit with slinky lingerie underneath
This is the best Zelda.
>Midna remains hidden beneath her dress, teasing Zelda's clit with her hair-hand throughout the day
>Finally forces Zelda to the slums and pushes her to her knees after making her horny beyond belief, telling the group of peasants standing above her, "She's all yours, boys..."
>Link finds a homeless girl begging for money
>Tells her she will be paid if she does favors for him
>they go into his condo and she dirties up the sheets with her wet clothes that she hasn't washed in 5 weeks
>her pussy is unclean and unkempt but Link doesn't care at all
>can't get pregnant because her body can't handle a baby and it ends up dying
My top fetish.
Too bad there aren't any Doujins like that
Link gets a raw deal. Zelda is supposedly the "damsel in distress" but she's never in any danger at any point of the games, really, no harm ever comes to her.
Really drains any "tension" out of her supposedly being the damsel when it's only Link who can ever actually get hurt or killed in the games.
>corrupts Zelda so much that she loses her Triforce powers and magic abilities
>gets handed off to Ganon after being trained
>ends with her in his harem with all the other cute Zelda grills
>ending unlocks the ability to train all the other girls
>Zelda now trains the girls and punishes them because she is loyal to her master
>they open a brothel out of Hyrule Castle and all the townspeople have a go at their once glorious princess
>falls so far that ReDead and octoroks fuck her
>willingly gets sucked into a Like Like
>she roams the land fucking everything and goes into dungeons getting fucked by the bosses
First half of the game she helps you out, talks back and is an interesting character
2nd half she becomes a complete pussy and literal damsel in distress.
At least Zelda tried to get shit done in Ocarina and Twilight princess.
such is the way with 100% linear games like LOZ. The plot is really just a railroad and losing hearts for a game over is just a brief pause, there's no real way to "fail" other than not play
It comes with the territory of being on 4chan too long and having sadistic thoughts.
Hey, remember that time when Zelda got turned into a stone and was going to be killed with the rest of the kingdom by this faggot in a purple hat, and link was all like "my hat says no" and then the purple guy slapped Links asscheeks a couple of times out of spite but then Link was ready for battle and took out his sword and killed him while that faggot was slapping his asscheeks, and then him and Zelda fucked furiously in the Hyrule Garden?
Haha yea, no danger at all.
>Her outfit becomes a mere shadow of her formal royal dress, only retaining the elbow gloves and stockings, her body covered only by thin, near-transparent sashes that can be torn away effortlessly
>not wanting armored sex
What are ya, some kinda faggot?
got some more RAM i see
i know she's more of a C3PO but my head canon says she's R2D2
where's a spot i can find lots of normal Moblins that isn't that 'all attacks are devasting' one?
Hey, we call it being grossly pregnant with a million babies around here.
Ya killin my penis over here anon!
If you don't kill the faggot in the purple hat before the 3rd ringing of the bell, you game over
All right, that's fine. Don't want to put pressure on you.
So what kind of panties would each Zelda wear?
>LttP: black see through
>TP: Dark Purple and lacey
I feel like LTTP should have white see-through so that Hilda could have that style in black. Also:
>Dark purple lace panties
Throw in a garterbelt and thighhighs and my dick would never recover
Because the Faggot in the purple hat has the power to control anything, but in order to harness his true form and power and all dat jazz, he needs to be the one to recive the blessing of the triforce or something in order to become the best.
This happens during the minish holiday and the gates of both the worlds are only open for a few hours
>Once Link enters through the door the Boss Key unlocks, he hears Vaati laugh and tell him that with three more chimes of the bell all the Light Force will be drained from Princess Zelda. Link will then have to pass through three trials to reach Vaati. The actual time Link uses to get through the first two trials is indefinite — one bell tolls after Link has passed the first trial, the second bell tolls after Link passes the second trial. Once Link has entered the third room however, he will have a limited time before the third bell tolls and a Game Over occurs. If successful, Link arrives on the roof just in time to battle Vaati and save Princess Zelda.
So, I've never fully played a Zelda game because I didn't like it as a kid, now I'm playing all the games I didn't like as a kid (played MGS recently and loved it), I want to fix this so, which Zelda game should I play first?
If you insist.
Why is Hilda so
How about right after Twilight Princess
Zelda is back on her throne and all is right with the world
Except due to her time as a puppet Ganon is somehow still in communion with Zelda
He invades her dreams and slowly corrupts her, though she tries hard at first to try and get him out of her head
>tfw Link's Awakening is my favorite
>tfw listen to the music again
>ballad of the wind fish
>every other note feels like it's a half beat off
Link's Awakening is the only Zelda I ever finished. Shortly afterwards I played LttP but it felt awful, like a bad clone of Link's Awakening. Irony is that the "cloning" was the other way round. Anyway, as soon as the alternative version of Hyrule was introduced in LttP I just gave up, the game wasn't gripping me, at all