Can someone kill me

>>266272601

nope, we're going through this shit together

>>266272601
>black bird has red eye brows, a yellow feather thing at the top of his head
>yellow bird has red eyebrows and black feathers
>red bird has black eyebrows but no yellow feathers
>red bird was probably adopted

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I don't give a fuck that it's becoming a movie but why would they do such a shitty CGI job? The angry birds animations on youtube look fucking great, why didn't they just use that for a movie?

Eh they abandoned their most iconic look for something that's more conducive to an animated film, at least there's that. When I heard about this I figured it would just be ball birds bouncing around for 2 hours. If they can make this into something workable, whatever.

I hope Angry Birds Stella gets a movie too. We need a movie for us gamer grills XD

>>266273386
It's being made by Sony Studios. That alone should tell you enough.

>>266272601
>Angry Birds BOOM!!

Do you ever feel like you go out of your way to get mad?

>2016
I thought no one cared about this game anymore in 2014

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Whose the best bird and why is it terrance?

Of all games. Of all fucking games. Of all FUCKING games it had to be fucking Angry Birds. Fuck anyone going to see this shit.

>>>/tv/

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this is where gaming has led us. We must reap what we hath sowed.

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>>266275974
>It turns out to be good enough for a sequel
>sequel gets less but still enough for a show
>dvd after dvd, they speckle the isles like spattered shit upon toilet sides

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At least we are getting a Pikmin short movie later this month.

http://www.polygon.com/2014/9/13/6145457/pikmin-movie-will-premiere-in-tokyo-at-the-end-of-october

>The Pikmin animated movie — a compilation of three shorts produced by Nintendo's Shigeru Miyamoto — will premiere at the Tokyo International Film Festival at the end of October.

>"Pikmin Short Movies" comprises three shorts films: "The Night Juicer," in which Captain Olimar makes his favorite beverage; "Treasures in a Bottle," in which Pikmin discover a strange treasure and "Occupational Hazards," which is an adventure at a construction site.

>In March, Miyamoto discussed the film project with Polygon, including a preview of "The Night Juicer." In it, Olimar is caught blending up what appears to be a red, vivisected pikmin, and then drinking it. When Olimar sees the characters, he begins walking toward them with a knife. They back away until they bump into a massive pile of what Olimar was actually cutting up and blending, a massive pile of carrots.

>The Tokyo International Film Festival will be held at several venues around the city Oct. 25 to Oct. 31.

Fuck you OP, if I'm gonna suffer, you will too.

I'd hope this shit would bomb at the box office but it'll probably make billions.

>>266274006
But all Sony does is make movies. You'd think they'd be good at it by now

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It's not over yet

http://www.ign.com/articles/2014/09/30/tetris-movie-adaptation-announced
>mfw its made by the same guy who made Foodfight!

Do you think there will be good rule 34?

>>266276479
I refuse to believe someone is that STUPID to fund this!

How did Angry Birds even get so popular?
It's not even bad, but it's far from the best thing in the app store, and didn't even do anything new or cool. It's obvious why shit like Pokemon, Minecraft and CoD took off the way they did, but I can't figure Angry Birds out at all.

Was it just sheer luck?

>>266276479
How the fuck can you even make a movie out of Tetris? What the fuck kind of deep epic story are you telling?

Is it supposed to be a documentary about how Tetris was made?

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>>266276479

>>266276780
>not reading the descriptions for the blocks
Tetris has deepest lore

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>yfw Minecraft movie is innevitable at this point

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LP_y3izbT1k

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>>266276479
I'VE GOT THIS BURNIN' LIKE MY VEINS ARE FILLED WITH NOTHIN' BUT GASOLINE

>>266276026

>using hath in first person plural
>using the past tense of sow instead of the past participle

>we must reap what we have sown

fixed for you, go read your bible again

Angrybirds boom.jpg

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>>266277317
WITH A SPARK THERE WILL BE THE BIGGEST FIRE THEY HAVE EVER SEEN

Rovio fired 120 people today

>>266272601
since when do birds have hands?

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I thought even the most casual people moved on from Angry Birds. Isn't it about Candy Crush Saga and Flappy Bird and shit now?

>>266272601
Our collective pain will fuel us until the end of the year, at minimum.

>>266277685
130*

>>266276479
But that can be enjoyed.
Might have to get drunk first.

>Angry Birds
>Only one out of 3 there is actually angry

>>266273027
Survivor, last of his kind, maybe?

>>266277803
360º and walk away

Who is actually going to even watch this? Angry Birds is two years past it's prime already. Even casuals don't give a shit about Angry Birds any more.

Oh well, maybe this will be the flop that finally sends Sony into bankruptcy.

>>266277535
>Same show!?
>SAME SHOW!

>>266272601
Does this really surprise anyone?
If it does... why?

>>266272601
AND THEN I SAW HER FACE
Dun dun dun dun
NOW IM A BELIEVER
dun dun dun dun
NOT A TRACE
dun dun dun dun
OF DOUBT IN MY MIND
dun dun dun dun
IM IN LOVE
Ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
IM A BELIEVER HER I COULDN'T LEAVE HER IF I TRIED

>>266278672
ALL OF YOUR GODS ARE FAKE
Dun dun dun dun
DIE NON BELIEVER

>>266272601
>they grew wings and feet
>and developed humanoid proportions
>and they make this face >oºD

What was wrong with the original design?

>>266277724
Shit's for the kids, they love the fed up fowls and all the spinoffs (which put Assasin's Creed to shame). Rovio might just be squeezing it's last pennies from the franchise though; Mixels and that feed the lizzard game are gainin terrain in the kiddie audience.

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>>266279387
>lankier
>suddenly green eyes
>and he makes this face >oºD

What was wrong with the original design?

>>266276874
a minecraft movie has already been confirmed.

where have you been?

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>>266280151
IS THE SANIC MOVIE GOING TO BE GOOD?

>>266280436
It's going to be ayy lmao

What if the black bird is actually a cat? Now think of it, it actually makes sense.
>large eyes
>black head
>can talk
>50cm tall
>thing on head
>tail
>red eyebrows
>feet
The black bird was a cat all along. If you don't see it, it's because either you don't want to or you've never seen a cat.

Why are you guys mad about this again? Angry Birds and Minecraft are the most popular non-Nintendo kid friendly video game IPs. It makes perfect sense to make a kids movie out of it. I'd prefer kids be excited for something like this than CoD shit or AC.

That black bird looks like that one smiling black dude with the glasses that I can never remember the name of

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>>266277464
eat a dick lil' nigga.

>>266276298
>When Olimar sees the characters, he begins walking toward them with a knife.

Jesus, this is from Miyamoto?

10/10 would watch a pseudo-horror movie by Miyamoto.

>>266279898
>Mixels
>feed the lizard game

Literalky and figuratively wat

>>266272601
Christ. Part of me hates the devs for all this, but part of me respects them because they took a shitty flash game called Crash the Castle or something like that, ported it to iOS, and reaped in billions.

>>266279898
>Mixels
How? Really? I didn't think that looked like something they were really trying with, just some halfhearted attempt on tv. It really has hooked kids?

>>266274006
Sony is distributing, but Rovio's own animated studios are the ones actually making the movie. This shit was their idea.

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>>266280436
To have any idea if it's going to be good, we first need to know what the hell it even is. There's been no indication as to what the plot or anything for the film will be. I think I heard that it will have both live actors and animation while sets off some alarms in my head, but I don't even know what the plot is.

Knowing our luck, it will be about Sonic winding up in "the real world" in some generic city like New York and then hijinx ensue while Robotnik tries to catch him. See Enchanted, Smurfs, et. all.

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>>266276479
>its made by the same guy who made Foodfight!

Incredible.

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It can't be that bad. A cute film about upset avians doing cute things? Come on, how could it go wrong?

>>266285441
I just won't be very prime

>>266276298
>In it, Olimar is caught blending up what appears to be a red, vivisected pikmin, and then drinking it.

Jesus christ after the Wii U fiasco he lost it

It's just a fucking ripoff of crush the castle

>>266276479

But the GOAT Tetris musical is 5 years old already!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hWTFG3J1CP8

>>266276479
By the director of Food Fight

>>266285441
trukk not munky

So from that picture I'm getting a Road Trip kind of vibe from it.

>Pigs rub red bird the wrong way
>Black and Yellow bird try to cheer him up
>Yellow bird insists on going on a road trip to clear his mind while he wise cracks some jokes (95% of them being pun jokes).
>The go on an adventure, fucking up some random pigs shit along the way
>Red meets the pink bird, movie turns into a RomCom
>Pigs tired of Angry Bird group breaking their shit, head pig starts an army
>Pigs kidnap pink bird
>Red bird gets REALLY angry
>Yellow bird: "I did Nazi that coming."
>*Credits*
>"To be continued"

>>266279898
>feed the lizzard
What's that?
>Mixels
How is that even possible?

>>266272601

Rovio literally means pyre or bonfire and it sure seems to be about to go up in smoke.

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>>266272601
God those designs are awful. Also what happened to the black birds middle eastern terrorist dot?

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>>266276479
I wholeheartedly refuse to believe this happened.

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>yfw kids in 20 years will look back on this movie with fond feelings of nostalgia

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>>266287203
>Mfw people already do this with Aladdin.

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>>266276479
Man this is sure to be a blockbuster

>>266277985

pigs stole his eggs, other birds he met on his journey and agree to help him.

honestly i think this movie is a good idea, the whole "humourous bad guy group steals a child and a colourful cast goes to save it" is basically a free script.

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>>266286883
>eastern terrorist dot

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Why they gave them legs and torso?

>>266272601

it's going to be good

>>266276479
>Movie is about some slaves in Siberia
>the Movie chronicles the construction of a Wall
>Everytime something Good come's into their lives it vanishes.
>don't reveal its a Tetris movie until The End.

That angry red bird should get away from that furry banana.

>>266275270
>Not Knuckled

>>266287548

>they listen to russian folk music to raise their fragile spirits in the cold winter.

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A video game based movie that will probably be a stinker.
Good god, who would do such a thing? This has never happened before.

the only appeal of tetris is how universal it is
slapping a story on it will just make it worse

>>266276298
Goddamn
Good job Miyamoto, gonna miss your stuff

>>266287825

CHEEKI BREEKI

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>>266277535
CUT ME DOWN OR LET ME RUN
EITHER WAY IT'S ALL GONNA BURN

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>>266287383
Damn you Carlos

>>266287874
Yes it has.
The Super Mario Bros movie.

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>>266279898
>fed up fowls

>>266288490
IT'S THE ONLY WAY THEY'LL EVER LEARN
[incomprehensible mumble]

Who plays Angry Birds?

Really, I'm serious. I don't see a single person playing it in any of the breakrooms at work, none of my little cousins even have it installed on their tablets. All of my aunts and such who have smart phones have all sorts of simple little games installed... but not Angry Birds.

C'mon guys, Angry Birds is not that bad

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X_3vmKm3d2Q

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>>266287383
fuck

>>266288843
It's pretty much history at this point, the flavor wore off and now even the biggest plebs have moved on. They'll likely release a movie tie-in game and try to resurrect the brand with it.

Honestly, they should've just sold the whole IP for loadsamoney like a year ago, now it's just too late

>>266288843
nobody really except really young kids that are far behind

the merchandise still sells though even if kids don't play it

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>>266288948

I don't even have to open this to know what this is.

>>266289263

this. next logical step is a kids show; there is a future for angry birds far beyond the shitty phone game.

>>266287548
Fucking A. Once again, some random thought from this shithole of a site is already better than what they are gonna come up with.

God this is battleship all over again.

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>>266287383

I guess this means I should have stayed home.

>>266289427
>but isn't it worth it?

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>>266287379
>MFW people already do this with Snow White

>>266272601
Angry Birds got the Sonic Boom treatment?

>This is the new generation

>Angry Birds being milked yet again
Who fucking cares? It's already peaked.

It looks like shit. Why is one of them a banana, and the other one a suicide-bomber?

>>266272601
The Sonic Boom of Angry Birds?

>>266277724
>Candy Crush movie in 2015
>Parents take kids to movie
>Cuts off half way through
>Have to buy another ticket to see the second half
>kids cry until parents pay up

>>266293792
>candy crush movie in 2015
I don't think you realize how long it takes to make an animated film, anon

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LOL