I'd just like to take the time to remind all of you sickos that this is an 18 YEAR OLD GIRL
Don't look down on people because they're little.
Is that suppose to change how fuckable I think she is?
I'm pretty sure she's really 16 but they say she's 18 to avoid pedo allegations. Kind of like how Etna (is that the demon girl who looks like she's 10?) is supposedly thousands of years old or whatever. She has the body type and face of a certain age, you're not fooling anyone.
But I don't think being attracted to 16-year-old girls is that weird. Maybe it's not okay to have sex with them, but they've developed most of the most noticeable characteristics of a woman, so it makes sense to find the attractive ones attractive.
18 is legal in murica
Not that it would matter even if she wasn't. Anyone above 14 is usually developed enough for a relationship as long as you aren't like 20 years older than them.
Obviously you don't just look at anyone and say that's fine, it's a case by case basis, but Marie is definitely mature enough.
>I'm pretty sure she's really 16 but they say she's 18 to avoid pedo allegations
She's 18 even in the Japanese version. They wouldn't start lying about age now after being honest in the past.
>Maybe it's not okay to have sex with them
What is your reasoning for this?
>She has the body type and face of a certain age, you're not fooling anyone.
That's not how it works. That shit only flies with something actually human. But (with Etna) you're comparing something inhuman to something human, like an idiot. With your logic, fucking Dizzy (who's 2) and Noel (who's 5) would be fine because of how they look.
You use the Harkness Test for anything that's not human, anon.
Tons of them, but for some reason I don't have them saved
>be female and hot
>life sure is good at 17
>suddenly cocks everywhere trying to attack me
>holy shit internet stop trying to make me into a sex toy now
>I miss being a person and not a warm hole
I miss dressing how I liked without people trying to rub against me and act like I like it
>I miss how my ale friends didn't all have hidden agendas
>video games hurt me more than they used to
>I just want to be a person again
just turn into one of those weird hikki girls who works all night and plays free to play korean games in their spare time. I met one of them once in a DFO guild. She was pretty bro
You are only allowed to be attracted to women over 30 shitlord, that's when they are at their best.
>what are we going to do on the kitchen table?
>Be female and hot
Want to know how I know you are lying?
I'd just like to take the time to remind all of you sickos that this is an 1400 YEAR OLD DEMON
How dare they have sex with consenting adults, right? Disgusting.
A lot of the girls were underage in the earlier DOA games. Maybe they're getting skittish because of Germany and feminists, but I doubt they would make some kinda exception for Marie when they've done otherwise in the past.
Did you know that Ayane is younger than Marie Rose?
There is an inherent kinkiness to Marie's existence because she is a 14 year old girl in a series about bodacious fightan babes with big bouncy breasts, skimpy costumes and who love to show us their underwear.
She is 14.
It's something of an in joke by the devs. One of the DoA games was not allowed in sweden cause of the age of one of the characters (Kasumi?). So they made Marie, an 18 year old swede who could pass for a loli in some outfits.
It was allowed in Sweden, just that Bergsala (essentially Nintendo of Scandinavia) chose not to publish it here. It's still possible to buy it in-store, just that it's the UK version.
I don't see what the problem is with the AoC being 18. If you're under 18, you should really only be fucking other people around your same age anyway. And if you're older than 18, you shouldn't be fucking anyone still in high school.
she was originally 14 as a stab at Sweden classifying Dead or Alive as child pornography. There was backlash and they had to change her to 18 at least.
She is truly 14. Or do you believe in things because people change them later. Do you think Adolf Hitler was the villain of World War II because of document falsification?
Did somebody say LOBBY?
Fucking multitask master, throw an invite
Come one come all. We got a lobby and it has YOUR name on it to get bullied!
Lobby still up? Just had my first actual meal after about 30 something hours. Invite Like_7_Midgets
why do I want to fuck marie rose so bad
I don't even play DoA
Wait, where does Wedler live again? Germanland right?
I don't even like her but that uncomfortable and humiliated look on her face makes me rock hard.
Wonder what time it is over there, so we can expect the disconnection
I have the same sleep schedule as you. Embrace it.
Why would you leave early though? Aren't you having fun?
It's possible they might get a tag move for LR
>18 YEAR OLD GIRL
I AM HARD AGAIN!!!!!!
It seems to be in everyone's blood today
If we actually even had a chance to have it, where would we even have it?
We'll never have the chance period. Suffering...
Don't bully Solid...he's a fragile little lamb. I'll...I'LL PROTECT HIM
Don't be like that. I'm sure maybe some day we'll get too.
>mfw I recognize which Chinese Cartoon this is
Looks like this is a job for Team Awesome. THE TWINTAILS STAYS
I think I'm buying this on PC when it gets released.
Did they really have to start dressing her in diapers as well?
Seems to be half and half of regulars who like and those who don't.
I don't get it? Is this a thing people say? One time my teacher was telling an anecdote about how he outed a guy as a pedo for asking out an 18 year old at his workplace.
But in my country 18 is the legal age of consent. So wtf?
It's really annoying and weird and creepy? It's not like being a dude because women will almost never approach you. Wanna know why? As a girl you'll get hit on all the time, usually by ugly dudes in a really cringe worthy way. So there's no need to but women are always getting attention if they're somewhat attractive. Try posing as a female on an online chat room and you'll get literally like 20 pms in 3 minutes even if you don't say anything or even without an avatar, just with a female name as your screen name.
I'm a guy but I'll take pity for
I'm not a feminist or anything or really care about that shit, but women are kind of objectified in a way. Might suck to be a good looking woman.
I want to remind you hip cats that this is a 10 year old girl.
>That feeling when Onsen probably thinks we're dumb scrubs and won't come back
>H-hi! We're all high school seniors!
I think this one works better
I don't have it but I hope you guys find it.
>mfw /doa/ is one of the friendliest and pleasant places on 4chan
What went right?
That's what he gets for not liking twin tails
That's true. Riki has been bullying the lobby for hours now so we can bully back.
Never. We're your only friends. Your faceless friends who jack it 24/7.
But I have other friends. One of them bullied the entire lobby.
This is a satirical post on how society views 18 as the magic number that a girl can be seen as sexual, when in actuality most men are ephebophiles. Congrats, you all missed the point.
Well he's on my friends list so I look forward to playing him. His crayons were strong.
She's 4'10" and 86lbs. She's not 18. 16 at most, probably 14. Look at those tiny boobs and small butt. And that eye to face ratio. She's 14, or has some kind of kind of hormone deficiency.
They don't call it retard strength for nothing.
>Hobbies: Watching horror movies
Such a cutie.
Don't look down on her just because she's little!
I have a friend who's around 5' and 100lbs and she's almost 21 so it's not all that weird.
Granted, she's Hispanic but still.
I'd like to remind everyone that if you liked this character, you ARE a pedophile and a misogynistic shitlord.
Well fuck, thanks for pointing that out. I fucked up the reference everyone. I sincerely apologize.
>Eliot now matches Marie
for what purpose
To steal my heart on how kawaii they are together
I don't understand you types, girls leaving middle school these days tend to have C and up sized busts. 16 is hardly a surprise to have large breasts at because she probably had them for a couple years by then even.
I wouldn't say it's implausible based on her looks. It's kinda overblown, mainly because the way she's dressed and acts. lolita shit, strawberry underwear, and that hilarious childish block animation for example.
Don't crush my dreams. I believe in Hayashi that he will deliver something awesome
I can't help it
>tfw we could've had a 15 man lobby if those 7 other fags were online
Blonde hair a shit. Absolute worst hair color
I like all the hairs, as long as it fits the girl
Nah, I'll do what I want.
What if it doesn't?
Then it's shit or
Me in the middle. Offline fights someday.
I'll just sit right here and watch the thread 404.