If you had to be an Elder Scrolls race, which one would you be?
>argonians and khajit don't share furry shit kill-it-with-fire tier, worse than all others
>Any race being good except nord and orc
>not playing an orc barbarian
It's like you don't realize how hilariously overpowered Berserker Rage is.
Nord? Have to hang out with frosty racists.
Orc? Hope you're ready to fist fight for lunch.
Kahjiit? Accused of being a thief. Then slavery.
Bosmer? Short and annoying.
Dunmer? Prolly gonna get stabbed by morag salad tongs
Altmer? Everyone thinks you're a racist, and you're not allowed back in summerset isle because you've been tainted by the outside world.
Breton? Gonna get punched by drunk nords.
Imperial? Seat of power, not really any major discrimination for or against.
Everyone loves redguards.
Imma go redguard.
All of them have their fair share of cuties, anon.
Assuming I'm still me, and have my own intellect, and lack of faith: I will go with Orc. Because I can simply leave that culture when I'm old enough. Pursue my own life and passions. But also I'm huge, powerful, and hung like well... an orc.
>tfw you were born human and not a handsome lizardman
Really? Placing Bosmer that low? Their skills are so good though.
I was the hero of Skyrim. Everyone told me I had the soul of a true Nord and I drove the Imperial scum back to Cyrodiil with ease.
>you'll never cuddle up with a smooth Argonian on a cold night
>you'll never cuddle up with anyone on a cold night
Orcs because doubling your attack power with Berserk is insane.
It's like getting Hulk on those mother fuckers.
You can dead lift 500kg and out of nowhere you can 1t.
Berserk is just broken man, you can talk about your mana,stamina,health,animal companion,war cry, night vision or whatever the fuck you want but doubling your strength it's and always will be the best.
Just imagine someone like Ronnie Coleman using Berserk, jeez.
I'd rather not cuddle up with a scaly lizard on a cold night.
I'd go with a Dunmer.
>Tries to act like she doesn't want to do it.
>That warm fire-resistant flesh
>young Dunmer are sensual and promiscuous.
I find it really funny how the main complaint of the NCR was basically a direct shot at our government, and the US in its current state is 1000 times worse with its bureaucracy, waste, ignorance, and authoritarianism
The wasteland was based as fuck. Most people wanted nothing to do with all these clashing powers that wanted to control them, which IMO is why Yes Man is the best and canon ending. You give the people what they want, dangerous freedom over orderly slavery.
Eat fish. Get High. Steal Shit.
Skyrim may belong to the nords but your shekels belong to this one.
>>not playing a khajiit assassin who creates her own poisons to snipe her targets from afar
I specifically said all you niggers do is play sneak archer assassins and the fact that you play female khajiit only makes it worse.
I know you are just a troll but god damn dude.
I will actually try that one because how stupid it sounds.
>He doesn't know how to sneak.
It's a mixture.
Their Orsimer curse essentially puts their lifespan equal to Nords/Imperials and their violent as fuck culture mixed with other people murdering them for chuckles essentially caps them out at 50
The same bull book in skyrim actually states this doesn't work with the beast races, so an imperial poking a khajiit does nothing. also the other way around.
>>265799798 argonians are endothermic, they make their own heat.
THIS THREAD IS ALL FUCKING HURRDURR ITS SKYRIM.
Motherfuckers I would be a nord in elsweyr. Why? YOU SHOULD KNOW MOTHERFUCKERS.
Fucking sphynxii and shit and TREASURE.
Also I will totally minmax mah stats. get on my level.
I know they were cursed but I always thought it was some sort of myth and it was more related to their lifestyle rather than an actual curse.
I mean, the same could be said about anyone living in the TES universe. People die left and right everyday.
Orcs, Khajiit and Argonians are probably the worst though slavery and hard work is not good for your heard or so I've heard, I've never been a slave.
I would say Imperial or Altmer because they seem to have the best living conditions.
I mean. Just because I'm in the TES world doesn't mean I'm not a frail coward. I don't want to die a lying in a forest bleeding out for hours. That would be horrible.
Maybe I'll start up a farm. The agriculture in Tamriel must be profitable as fuck seeing as one province only has a few tiny farms with two chickens on it. Food must be a ridiculously expensive commodity.
They could probably live to 80-100 if they had a healthy lifestyle, but they're cursed so they can't live for hundreds of years like mer, and again their culture essentially prevents them from getting old, and they actually seek out death in battle once they start getting old.
Honestly If I were an orc I would drop that bullshit culture and live as the greatest orc chef ever.
Maybe I would become an adventurer but I wouldn't kill things with rational souls. I don't really enjoy murder. I mean, I know I would have to kill bandits or else I would get killed but I wouldn't enjoy it.
I just want a party of pals exploring the world while I cook them delicious meals and maybe use orc rage to have some pretty rough sex with children.
Well elsweyr lore-wise has the most city ruins anywhere and is essentially mesopotamia for the elder scrolls.
I will be the best nord archeologist.
Also these games keep getting smaller, in my imagination this shit would be pretty full size.
Skyrim is actually smaller than oblivion it just hides it well.
Also it kinda also depends on what time you would enter nirn, If there was a choice i'd enter right after the plot against the imperial simulacrum was resolved. Kinda a golden age for the empire there.
>Over and over again.
I would only hit it twice with berserker rage
>wooow melee and magic is so plebian I just want to shoot things with my bow over and over again
>wooow sneak and melee is so plebian I just want to cast spells to things with my wand and tomes over and over again
Also I never implied magic was pleb. I said exploits like potion + enchanting exploits and sneak + archery which everyone does to cheese the game like a pleb.
>tfw no likes Bretons
>there are people who don't exclusively play imperial and murder all of the filthy mer they see for the glory of Shezarr
You don't sound edgy at all.
All culture does is setting a barrier for the inevitable global monoculture.
A lot of countries are pissy about it but it's a necessary step to achieve world peace and stop with racism and ethnocentrism.
>But muh americanized cultured
those countries cry.
Once Japan gets assimilated into the global monoculture not only anime will be more popular but also the convenience of that country. Get ready for the arcade comeback and vending machines flooding the market.
Depends on how we are getting the races represented. If we are going with skyrim, fuck yeah Argonian. Bitches would be all over my smooth as fuck voice and want the D.
Redguard and Orcs are runner ups, being a rapper with the capability to split atoms with swords would be cool. And orcs tend to be pretty bro tier when they aren't killing you.
I would be a bounty hunter or some shit, shit seems easy unless you live in cyrodiil during the third era.
Well. I don't. But I like that they basically took a region in France and put it into Tamriel.
If they were called Danes and and everyone was called Soren would be equally enjoyable.
Well if i find one in a ancient ruin in elsweyr I'll let you know.
Also why the fuck don't people know their weapons?
like spears, people don't even know about spears.
Also armor as well.
I'd want to be an Orc
forge wife in a strongholdor a Redguard hunter. No big adventures or anything, just living in some small to medium sized town somewhere between Hammerfell, High Rock and Skyrim.
Bretons are the shit, dude.
Bretons are too busy kicking each other's asses in High Rock to give a fuck about the rest of the world.
A united Breton race would be a scourge upon Nirn.
Underwater breathing, immunity to disease and poison (lore-wise), and they were basically made by the Hist who are amazing.
Why would you not want to be an argonian?
also they are hot
Dunno, when I first played Morrowind I thought the races were pretty cool, but then "FUCKING LIZARD MEN HOLY SHIT WHAT, FUCK ELVES AND CATS IMMA LIZARD NOW". Then again I was like 13 at the time, and at this point its tradition to make my first character an Argonian in TES games now.
Also what small amount of lore we have for them is pretty cool, shits so alien compared to the other races.
This, Pelinal was cool but shit that nigga needs to calm down.
Can't be helped dude. It literally can't.
It's not like it will be boring and dry, it'll be a mixture of everything exciting all cultures have to offer.
Like a mixture of dias de muertos, bon-odori, etc.
Or Jews and Palestinians not fighting anymore because jews went extinct.
Or hooking up with a russian cutie one day and a brazilian one the other.
IT honestly sounds like a bright and fun future without the bullshit we have now.
Complete global acceptance of all cultures with new challenges.
Argonians are the best
>immune to disease
What more could you want?
Got guards, bandits or wild animals on your tail? Hop in a river and hide for a bit.
Someone's poisoned the water hole?
Not a problem!
Well. I can kinda understand that.
Isn't it kinda boring playing the game based on your fetishes?
Do you just play Argonian almost every new game or just every once in a while?
Well. Underwater breathing and immunity to disease was kind of useless in Oblivion and Skyrim sadly.
>Why would you not want to be an argonian?
Well. There are 9 other races to lay too. I like to play all of them.
>IT honestly sounds like a bright and fun future without the bullshit we have now.
Doesn't sound fun to me.
All that future looks like to me is a sea of brown people going to McDonalds and pulling out their prayer mats while a smattering of white atheists look on with disapproval.
Nah man, extrapolate or whatever it is.
Argonians can't get diseases. STDs are the primary factor in not fucking everything ever.
Argonians can't get STDs.
Everyone wants lizard-dick.
Thus, an Argonian IRL would be slamming dat pussy.
Oh shut up /pol/. This is exactly what Hitler wanted minus the inbreeding.
Religion will get more interesting too.
I wonder how people will tackle our spiritual problems in the future.
Oh by the way, McDonalds is dying.