What would you do to pretty Palutena?

Tell her to go away since I'm sick of seeing her and Pit's face.

remove her from smash and insert ridley or k.rool in her stead

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Various things of a sexual nature.

ensure her that i will stop posting these shitthreads and consider therapy because i'm not a well adjusted individual

>>265689092
Get dominated by her.

>>265689092
Kill Sakurai, he hasn't even done anything amazing.

>>265689275
>insert ridely or k.rool in her

>>265689092
cum in her hair

>>265689092
I'd eat her farts.

Probably main her. Super Speed and Jump Glide look like fucking great moves, and the fact that she yells the attacks makes me like her more.

>>265689092

THAT ASS

>>265689092
Make her put on another sock so her legwear is symmetrical.

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What you do to a handsome fella like Pyrrhon?

>>265689092
Lick her butthole.

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>>265689275
>insert ridley or k.rool in her

>>265689275
Hahahahahaha no.

>>265689909
Yes

I'd trade her and Dark Pit in for either Medusa or Hades, actually interesting characters

>>265692968
>and the fact that she yells the attacks
I love this too but I hope the dub doesn't suck. Her japanese voice actor did a great job.

>>265692968
I don't know what I want to do with her moveset other than having jump glide for sure. Superspeed looks great too but reflect barrier is such a wonderfully annoying move.

I want Palutena to dominate me

>>265693204
Will smash bros have dual audio?

>>265689092
Force her to have pie with me.

fuck an angel and then ask her what a goddess can do better

>>265693313
Most likely not, sadly. Someone with an early copy should be able to confirm though.

>>265689092
Worship her godly feet

>>265693313
Probably. Melee and Brawl allowed it, right?

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Make her a deal. We play smash brothers 4 against each other.

If I win, I get control of skyland, and then I'll continue on to conquer other lands as well.

If I lose, I become her personal sex slave and will fuck when and however she desires.

I win both ways.

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Marry her :3

>>265693242
Super Speed gives her Melee styled jumps when jump cancelled and Jump Glide is basically an instant air dash that can reach all the way to to end of FD.

>>265693505
She wouldn't want to marry you though.

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>she is supposed to represent a 22 years old girl
>she is my age
>I should be able to date a woman like her

>>265693685
but she won't date an elephant

>>265693460
Well, the 3ds version had to cut a lot of tracks for the sake of storage so I'm kinda worried.

>>265693843
It's ogre.

>>265692945
ewww

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I'd hold her hands, if you know what I mean.

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What would you let Hades do to you?

tfw all Hades fanart either makes him a bishi or his face looks weird

>>265693589
You don't know that.

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>>265693685
>I should be able to date a woman like her
...why is THAT?

Not only is she a goddess, but she's also attractive. She also doesn't browse 4chan.

Now..you should be able to date a woman like THIS.

>>265689092

Nothing. I don't find your shitty waifu attractive one bit. That goes the same for Rosalina, Daisy, Samus, and any of your other shitty waifus.

I would tell her to keep the clothes on.

Goddamn those clothes do some terrible things to me.

>>265693460
Only Melee.

>>265694843

>Palutena disfigurada

>>265694847
>I'm gay too

>>265693204
>there are people on /v/ RIGHT NOW that didn't play the superior English dub
How? How did you live without gay Hades and /ss/ Palutena?

>>265695460
Who are you quoting?

>>265695481
You do know that Palutena was way more /ss/ in japan right? They toned her way down and now it's more of a big sisterly/motherly teasing.

>>265695460

What's wrong with being gay?

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>>265694843
>she also doesn't browse 4chan

I'd up-smash her dark pits

>>265695579
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3j4t185wl-0

>>265695578
The gay Hades thing still stands!

>>265695460
>implying
bisexual master race faget

>>265694843
I'd fuck that

>>265695694
>being indecisive

I'd have her practice her poledancing moves by performing for me until I showed her what a good job she does at exciting mortals

>>265695680
He's not even gay. He's more smarmy and over the top. Jap Hades is still over the top, but closer to the Joker in characterization.

>>265693204

Jap Palutena is so annoying. Her voice constantly goes up and down in a sort of weird rhythm.

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Nothing. I can't cheat on my waifu.

>>265695825
>not enjoying getting fucked in the ass while fuck a girl's pussy
you don't understand the true meaning of pleasure, faget

>>265695860

He's also more bumbling, or at least pretends to be.

>>265695860
Smarmy? He sounds like RuPaul.

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Lewd things

>>265695825
>not being decisive about being indecisive

>>265695930

oh man i want to huff her farts so bad

>>265689092
paizuri

I'd lick her toes and bathe in her diarrhea

>>265696143
why the fuck are people into this shit

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I'd rip up Pretty Palutena's credits.

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I want to hug her.

>>265696278
Lucinafags are disgusting, news at 11.

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>>265696301

This is an e-rated game, you can't do that!

>>265696278
Some people like to be dominated

>Palutena will never perform a private poledance for you, teasing you with flashes of her panties and swaying her hips in an unbelievably sexy fashion, making you yearn and throb for her immaculate body
>She will never force you to the floor, placing her soft, lucious ass on your face and gently begin rubbing it up and down, causing you to moan into her warm, ample cheeks
>She will never fish your hungry cock from your straining pants as she grinds your face, jerking your shaft at an agonizingly slow pace as your precum flows desperately from your aching rod
>She will never berate you about how undeserving you are to feel the touch of a goddess, and that you must be sure to prepare a large sacrifice of semen for her to thank her for her kindness

>>265696386
With your penis?

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>>265694535
Nobody can quite get it right. It's unfortunate.

>>265696278
This is furfag-tier disgusting
>>265696572
>Dominated
But this is more like getting humiliated

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>>265696697
Yes of course.

>>265689092
Find out how much money i got to pay to buy pit from her.

My shota harem needs pit

>>265694847
>implying Samus is a waifu
Other M ain't canon, I fucking swear it

>>265696832
Some people like to get humiliated too.

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>>265696569
Oh Pitty Pat, by the time I'm done with you two the ESRB will have to make up three new ratings!

>>265696278
how can you love your waifu if you can't even huff her farts

>>265689092
Does she like little boys or something?

>>265697009
Rated H For Hades

>>265696094
DIOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

>>265697009
>I read it in his voice
Well, I know what I'm doing with my afternoon.

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>This image will never be fixed

>>265697676
Not everything needs to be futa, anon.

>>265693121
Make bad jokes and ridiculous puns while picking fights with Hades.

>>265694843
>She also doesn't browse 4chan

But Palutena is incredibly geeky. she probably shit posts on Smash threads since she loves Brawl.

>>265697581

After a session of KI:U, I end up thinking in his voice for a while. Hades' existence as a disembodied voice has carried over to the real world.

Beat her up with The One True King Dedede

I want Palutena to fuck me until I pass out.

>>265695930
according to the internet she's already cheating on you with Palutena.

>>265697938

Now I'm imagining her using Pit invade smashboards and destroy Dylan Tnga.

>>265698596
Mortals could never hope to compete with the stamina of a goddess, anyway.
Though I'd be willing to try my best.

>>265693456
Same here

>That "ara" when she dies

>>265699340
>She will never stand in front of you and thrust that ass into your crotch

>Palutena wants to punish Medusa for abusing her powers
>Turns her into a giant monster who proceeds to lay waste to humanity twice

>>265689890
> smash 64 is shit
> smash melee is shit

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I'd carry her boobs for her.

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>>265700145

Palutena is not a clever woman.

>>265700145
I prefer that doujin where she turns Medusa and Pit into mortals.

>>265700782
I'm sorry would you mind refreshing my memory

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Everything.

Ask her for Viridi's number

>>265689092
Rub penis on feet.

>>265697798
He's referring to the feet. She has two left ones

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>>265700478
>carry her boobs
heh

>>265701225
Do you mean rub Palutena's penis on your feet or rub your penis on Palutena's feet?

>>265701395
Both.

>>265701378
I'm on mobile and tried to spoiler the 'b', but it didn't go through.

>>265701273
But she clearly has both a left foot and a right foot. I don't know what your talking about.

>>265701645
That is correct, but they are on the wrong legs. She's got backwards feet

>>265701974
Left foot on left.
Right foot on right.
Seems right to me.

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>>265696094
I see it!

Imagine a KI spinoff where you work for Hades.

>Sends you right into the most dangerous places to mess with the other gods
>Drops you in a really inconvenient landing spot because his pizza with soul topping just arrived
>Returns halfway through with food in his mouth and complains about how slow you are