>be james >always dream of being a film maker, make movies

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>marry a stuck up bitch who has some psycho beliefs

this where your opinion comes in. Sorry man, but that's just being an envious cunt. Oh wait we are at /v/ fuck this beta bitch, right TOPKEK

>>265185132
Jealous much?

poor james, he should've just stayed forever alone

>>265185362
>>265185370
SJW pls go, women are not the answer to everything.

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>>265185362
>using top kek unironically

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>>265185362
jelly as fuck

>>265185132

What's wrong with the kid?

Who's his wife?

And at least we still have Monster Madness.

James had a hard life.

It's a shame because his older stuff is pretty good.

http://cinemassacre com/2005/12/19/the-deader-the-better/

>>265185132
>>get a tattoo of a dragon

What?

>>265185976
His wife refused to breastfeed or some shit

>>265186084
no she smoked trough pregnancy the fucking bitch

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>>265185132

& normalfags wonder why most of /v/ has sworn off women. They all have their own interests in mind & do nothing but get in the way of any higher aspirations a man may have. Philosophers throughout the ages keep coming to this conclusion, Aristotle included.

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>>265186026

>>265186265
how the mighty have fallen

>>265186138

>she smoked trough pregnancy

The fuck? How long did James know her before they got married anyway?

>>265186265
TUMBLING DOWN

>>265185132
>got a fucked up baby and a psycho wife
christ! i loled

The movie was funded entirely by fans, so every sale of this movie is a profit for James. I'm hoping he can use that money to make a respectable second movie. He's already stated that he wants to do horror movies.

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>>265186160

You piece of shit. I'll have you know that i'll graduate wizard academy next january, and i will tell you this: It is our fault. Women are pure by nature. It is us - men, that corrupt these pure beings into being mindless fuckdolls. I will not play this game. I will become a grand wizard. And i have the power of a thousand virgins behind me. What can you say about yourself, maggot?

I enjoyed the movie. It wasn't exactly good, but I enjoyed it.

>>265185512
Please, explain why she is a stuck up bitch.

>>265185815
if they're happy, then i guess the joke is on you, isn't it?

>>265186332
You really believe everything you read on /v/?

>>265186721
it's true though, baby is handicapped

>>265186265

Go on and wring my neck
Like when a rag gets wet
A little discipline
For my pet genius
My head is like lettuce
Go on dig your thumbs in
I cannot stop giving
I'm thirty-something
Sense of security
Like pockets jingling
Midlife crisis
Suck ingenuity
Down through the family tree
You're perfect, yes, it's true
But without me you're only you
Your menstruating heart
It ain't bleedin' enough for two
It's a midlife crisis...

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>>265186160
>thinking if someone is not as fucked up as you it means they are normalfags

blow it out your ass faggot.

>>265185815
I don't know who to be more sorry for. Doug or the Whale.

>>265185362
Its been like three weeks and you STILL can't blend in?

Jesus christ the ZDF is terrible at forum sliding

>>265186812
That means his wife smoked during pregnancy?

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>>265186812

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>>265186649

>it's the men's fault
>women didn't do nuthin

Fucking sorcerers, trying to drag the Wizards through the dirt.

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>>265186160
>swear off women
>get a job in tech
>play videogames everyday with my SLI 780s that I can afford because I'm not getting financially abused by a woman and her spawn

>SJW's and Feminists decide videogames and the tech industry are their next targets in their never ending gender war

No.
NOoooooooooooooooooooooooo

>>265186649
sauce?

>you will never have friends to make amateur movies with

I feel bad for James.
His reviews are still a lot of fun to watch.

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>>265187057

Hold your horses! I'm not talking about those sluts that wear tank tops that basically slap you with their tits and ask you if you'd mind fucking them. I am telling you a story about pure maidens - of the kind that still exists, that may ascend wizardhood along us. Fuck sluts. Hail pure maidens.

He should do more bad movie reviews. It's a win win cause he loves movies.

That Ricky 1 review was fucking godlike and better than anything Nostalgia Critic has ever put up.

>>265187268

They don't want men playing videogames because it takes away power from them. The same thing happened to james. He wanted to focus on movies & his videos but his wife can't have that now can we?

We saw the same thing happen in the early days of the internet too due to there being so much free porn.

Entertainment for the cave man was simple: Man kills food, woman burns it, giant pterodactyl swoops down, chases woman, woman falls in mud. A good laugh is had by all.

does anyone have that clip where a fan asks James about mineycrafta at a q&a and James acts like he doesn't know what they're talking about?

>>265187271
Bingo Tarte
You're in for a hell of a ride

>>265186812
it can be from any number of sources and you dont know how it is handicapped.

so unless you have hard proof of what the baby is suffering from you dont know shit and are making shit up.

>>265187539
It's strange, never met a girl who wears tank tops who slaps me with her tits and then asks to fuck her. Where can I find them?

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>>265187867

So there is still hope left.

>>265187867
in his head

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>>265185815
living the dream

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>>265188084

whoa.

>>265186332
They were already dating before the Simons quest video and they married in like 06

>>265188146

>you will never have a girlfriend as based as jontrons

Don't forget that Kevin Finn is a filthy kike who thought it was a good idea to shoot at the most expensive places possible

>>265188429

I'm surprised that NEVER came up.

James should have put his foot down & forbade her from smoking.

>>265188146
But JonTron broke up with his gf, remember?

He and Arin don't make videos anymore.

>>265188146
My nigga DSP got the girl with the DSL

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The movie would have been so much better if he just made it something that isn't AVGN. Maybe have an AVGN cameo sure.

Then again I don't like anything he does besides Monster Madness, so.

>>265188146
>Second one from the left
What's the preferred pronoun of that creature?

>>265188563
Tbh while it's true that the baby was born with problems this is the first time I've heard it was due to his wife's smoking habits.

So I would be so sure if that's the cause

>>265189094
Wouldn't*

Besides I'm not going to trust /v/ hearsay unless they have proof

>>265188751
She's also as retarded as him and he's supposedly been going out with her since she was underage.

>>265186084
My mom didn't and I turned out fine.

>>265189274
>tfw no underage girl to date while being confused at simple stuff on games like opening doors or menus together

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>>265185362
...

>>265188146
>linkara
Jesus christ, he's like a more acceptable CWC now.

>>265185132
Not Video Games.

>>265189908
>>>/out/

>>265185132
>>mike creates "mineycrafta" while i'm gone
That video was so fucking awkward. I mean that would be like if I said Supery Marioa 64y! It's not even a joke. What the fuck was Mike thinking?

MINEYCRAFTA? AM I MISSING SOMETHING HERE PEOPLE? IS IT A PUN THAT I'M NOT GETTING? OR IS IT JUST SOME AUTISTIC SHIT HE MADE UP?

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>>265189664
you are on 4chan.

>>265188146
Is linkara blind or something?

>>265189741
how about a link to where that is posted?

>>265190262
There is no joke, there is no pun. It's the autistic ramblings of Mike Matei.

>>265190442
It's on cinemassacre (james site).

Google "Mrs Nerd Speaks".

Article is on the URL filter.

>>265190442
It's real. I have nothing against the women unlike hte edgy /v/ posters who apparently like to make the whole "4channers are misogynists!" stereotype true.

Go check his website cinemassacre for her posts.

Just watched an old episode.
Love it when he really gets mad. Now he just seems to fake it

So what is he doing now that the movie is out? Back to AVGN episodes?

>>265188723

I always thought Arin was a girl's name.

>>265190954
You are thinking of Erin.

>>265188146

LINKARA YOU FUCKING HACK MAKE MORE VOLTAGE VENGERZ VIDEOS

>>265185362
>envious
Dude, of all the things you could have said. Thanks for making me laugh.

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>>265190770
probably signing the divorce papers for his wife and writing out support payments set at levels when he was earning dosh from AVGN.

He has served his purpose for her with her agenda and is declining in popularity extremely quickly.

>>265189741

>She's acting like this is new info
>She had to tie Doug Walker's tie in the making of AVGN VS NC video

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>not making everything a competition with your girlfriend
I told my girl if she could beat me in SSBM, 4 stock, FD, etc, I'll let her buy a cat.
Bitch is getting good. Too bad I thrash her everytime with Jiggs.

>>265191153
>that unamused face
Holy shit, you can literally see it in her eyes how she wants to call the shots.

>>265186265

He probably got it as a tribute to the Dragon in his dreams.

>>265191212
>girlfriend
>>>/r/eddit/

>>265190615
Looks qt, what anime?

So, tell me more about that AVGN bitch smoking while pregnant /v/.

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>>265191074
>watching Linkara ever

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>>265191690
TALKING ABOUT ME HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM?

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Why were his glasses different in the movie?

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>>265191757
woah, he's a pretty big guy

>>265191690

what video is this from anyway

>>265191354
You are looking at a the visage of a narcissistic sociopath.

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>>265191354
fixed

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>>265191074
No

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>>265191757

WHERE DID THE HAIR GO?

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>>265191936
Half in the Bag episode 40

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>>265191074
>Linkara
>make more anything

No

>>265186160
You didn't swear off women. They swore off you.

>>265191478
ayy

>>265191153
I know that face...My friend went through hell with a woman like that. Narcissistic, egoistic, controlling your every move...I really feel bad for James.

>>265188560
Going to California was James dream. Watch his trip videos

>>265192063

On one hand, I don't believe any of these kinds of things in the slightest. On the other, it's Linkara so it's all probably true.

>>265188838
He should make the ultimate horror movie. With references and shit he loves so much. the AVGN movie was hindered of potential because it was AVGN.

>>265190262
>that video

Minecraft, alteast for me. is ALL the videos he made during that era. the unfunny Gadget was the lesser of his evils. Is like Mike was losing it going to James house alone. Now it's himself again. but dude he really acted like some maniac when he was taking care of James house

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>>265192090
fucking made me laugh, 10/10

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>>265192063
>Brad keeps joking that we should slip out the door and go chill at the hotel bar

Goddamnit it is literally impossible for me to not like Brad Jones.

Absolutely based.

>>265192576
>muh dreams

He should get a reality check

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>people still like AVGN

>>265192968
I think he already did considering all of his budget was probably spent on the rights to film there.

>>265192916
Fucking reviewbrah, getting dressed up in suits every day to sit in his room listening to the radio, waiting to die. What a sad cunt.

>>265193148
I just discovered him and his old videos, so yeah I'm liking him so far, from when does he get shitty?

>>265193593
When he starts working on the movie

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>>265188751
Imagine her full liver-colored lips slowly engulfing DSP's gargantuan veiny throbbing man-penis while staring at you... he's grunting and convulsing, and she scoots over to you and deposits his runny and lukewarm seed in your eagerly awaiting mouth perching upon a throne of jowls and neckbeard. You'll gratefully swallow it down and whisper "Thanks Kojima"

>>265193148
I've been watching his videos recently, first time in about 5/6 years and they're better than I expected. Except for the stupid skits and the bits where he he says stuff like "this game is aids poo from a cancer ridden, sewage rat shitfuck"

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>>265185132
>>wife yells at me to have a more diverse movie
>>get a tattoo of a dragon
I took that as cause and effect.

>>265193396

>Implying he's not enjoying life to the fullest

>>265193950
>the cumming mechanic is bugged
>what I can't cum without a finger in my ass?
>this is so fucking stupid

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>James and Brad will never get together and make a 80s horror movie in a love letter to all the movies they loved as a child

>>265185815
Doug has one shitty taste, holy shit

>>265187570
Thanks Bundy.

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>>265193148
>Not loving AVGN

>>265193593
anything after 2011

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>>265192550
>>265191354
>>265191950
>LITERALLY judging a person by their facial expression in one photograph

this is a new low

>>265192935
He and Lindsay Ellis are pretty much the only people on that site who are worth a damn.

>>265195290
You can absolutely judge a book by it's cover.

MINEY CRAFTA

>>265186265
Who fucking cares if you get a tattoo?

>>265191379

No one here actually watches Cinemassacre they just like greentexting about him.

>>265187694
>His DQ doujin
MY
FUCKING
DICK

>>265195335
I remember the shadowy guy at the piano being pretty entertaining too.

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>>265192063
I know they're probably fake, but fuck it, I'll believe anything negative about a grown man who pretends to be a power ranger, films it, then willingly shows it to the internet.

>>265195629
she gets pissed on at the end

>>265195515
Faggots on /v/ will argue about anything.

>>265188921
Linkara's a he.

>>265195737
Yea, I know, I've already seen that one, I'm just talking about some other work.
Seriously, Bingo's art is god-tier.

>>265195727

I felt really bad when I saw this and recognized what he was dressed like before I saw the cards.

Man fuck Yugioh GX.

>>265195434
No. No you can't.
How would you like it if someone saw your photo and thought "wow, this guy must be a loser with no friends who shitposts on a Chinese cartoon imageboard"?

>>265195820
Besides that piss part, I loved the fuck out of it

>>265185132
>its one of the first videos to go viral

How young are you op

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>>265195976
BT loves bodily fluids.

>>265195727
I used to love playing yugioh so fucking much. Wonder if linkara is any good

>>265196109
You dare make him question who he is?

>The card master

>>265186160
Aristotle was married, you philistine

>>265195684
Then he went full-blown SJW.

>always dream of having a big hollywood premiere, one with big loud fan reactions like Rocky Horror Picture Show
>Made his first movie
>Opens up at the Egyptian, the theater of the first Hollywood movie ever
>Sold out showing
>Red carpet premiere
>Get inside, it's packed with fans who want to see him and the movie
>Movie starts and theater fills with applause
>They laugh at every joke
How is this not everything he ever wanted again? Good luck getting anywhere close to your dreams, /v/.

>>265185132
>>wife yells at me to have a more diverse movie
when did this happen?
Or is the more feminist conspiracy paranoia

>>265185132

>make garbage videos since childhood
>only learn how to criticize movies because no personal creativity
>get internet famous appealing to aspergers with arrested development
>continue to never make a quality video

This guy isn't even talented enough to make a straight to DVD American Pie sequel.

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>hating fun

stay classy /v/

>>265185132
What happened to their baby?

>>265190262
Do people still not know that the Gadget shit is from that Super Mario cartoon DVD menu? I mean, he overplayed the joke in that video already, but doing the miney crafta thing was just completely unwarranted. But if you don't even know what the Gadget shit is referring to... Oh, fuck, the video becomes even worse.

>>265195935
I wouldn't like it, but they'd be right.
So I guess you can judge a book by the cover, but people don't like it when you do.

>>265196629

Hello le mineycrafta man.

>>265188146
GOD WHY DOES SHE ALWAYS LOOK LIKE AN ALIEN?

>>265196246
Haven't watched him in a while. Care to elaborate?

>>265196293

This, the fans liked it and he made it for the fans, so I fail to see the problem

>>265196629
M I N E Y C R A F T A
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>>265194272
>WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW
>How was I supposed to know my dick could get hard?
>They didn't tell me that?!?
>Sex is so fucking broken
>Shit way to pro-create

>>265196872
That's not an alien, dumb-dumb, that's Doug's wife, the orca whale.

>>265196447
His wife made a guest post about the movie needing to be diverse and not just full of white men.

cinemassacre ( remove this because it won't let me post it ) com/2012/01/06/mrs-nerd-speaks/

>decide to make it about AVGN, rather than something like a horror flick that hearkens back to the 80s, because the fans want AVGN

Shit, I never even thought about that.

He has a better idea of horror than most people, I bet it would've been decent.

>>265186720
No.

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>>265185815

>>265185815
I married her so you don't have to

>>265196629

Why is Mike so awkward? At least once during every James and Mike monday he gets awkwardly angry and does some weird high pitch angry whine that James tries to awkwardly smooth over. He also looks like he probably smells bags of shit while jerking off.

>>265195935
What a horrible example

>>265193593
He's always been kind of shitty, especially some of his "skits". When he's actually talking about game is when it's actually not so bad.

>>265196872
>white people

>>265196629
Mike pls

>>265185132
Louie CK made pootytang and he's going alright now. I'm sure James can be fine.

>>265195935
>waaah dont hurt people's feelings!

i forgot this was gaia online

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>>265197682

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I imagine everyone in the theater making one of these faces upon seeing the film

>>265196109
I played him at a con once.

He's shit.

>>265186649
I'm not into stupid cartoon shit like you faggots but that's some pretty good pixel animation skills.

Credit where credit is due faggots.

>>265197921
>implying Pooty Tang wasn't Louis CK's magnum opus

>>265195935
That'd be an accurate judgment?

What point are you trying to make "don't make judgments based on appearance even though they're always right?"

I bet you dye your hair and have a skrillex cut.

>>265185132
>>265185132
I almost feel sorry for him, god damn.

What's with all the AVGN threads, /v/? Did something happen?

>>265196629
You know, I think the videos where Mike just talks about movies by himself are actually pretty fun.

>>265198173
What emotion is that face for

>>265198317
wadata

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>Go to eat at subway
>Order food and sit down to eat
>Some stereotypical "10/10" blonde chick and a muscle guy in the table next to mine
>Chick does NOT shut the fuck up about some story where her old employer fucked her over in her workplace over some project or some shit, literally still bitching/whining after my meal is done
>Actually says at one point "I know you probably don't want to sit there and listen to all this, but I have to let it all out, okay?"
>Guy is just occasionally agreeing and just nodding to the rambling

Why are women the fucking plague of the world? Why the fuck am I straight and not taking it up the ass by a QT boy yet?

>>265186708
She wanted cinemassacre, a site which she has NOTHING to do with and pretty much to do with to be "more ethnically diverse" for no reason other than that she felt it was right.
Pretty stuck up.

>>265196629
MMMMMMMMOTHER FUCKER MIIIIIIIIIIIKE

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>>265197682

>>265192874
>Is like Mike was losing it going to James house alone. Now it's himself again. but dude he really acted like some maniac when he was taking care of James house
For some reason I completely lost my shit at this post.

Like that makes no sense, but at the same time it also does. Somehow being alone at James' house just made him go crazy, 10/10 explanation.

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>>265197504
well, consider me corrected

>>265192935
He seems like a fun guy to drink with.

>>265198501
The movie was released to the public a week or two ago. The IMDB average dropped from 8.6 or so to the mid 6.0's.

>>265197921
Hey everyone, this guy's shitting on Pootie-Tang!

>>265199163
That'll do it.

>>265195935
Yes you fucking can. You can judge someone's entire character based on their looks. Fucking spies are trained to master their body language because it's such an easy way to reveal information to people.

...and he accomplished more than you faggots just shitposting on /v/ about video games all day long.

ain't that something.

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>>265192935
Brad jones is the only internet personality I truly enjoy anymore. I even find his movies quite enjoyable.

Especially the one scene were we got to see Jillian's tits

>>265199452
Unless your name is Nick Cooper, no, you won't learn everything about a person just by looking at them.

>>265192365
>actively avoid meeting women and avoid situations where I might meet have to interact with women in a meaningful way
>"THEY SWORE OFF OF YOU"
Yeah, nah. Stay jelly while I play my vidya and live my simple life of indulging in whatever I want to because I have nobody leeching my money away. I've learned my lesson with women. It's all fun and sex until they get bored of that and instead just want to "go out" all the time, especially at night, and have you spending literally all of your extra dosh on them. I learned my lesson. All women are fickle and will grow bored of you, then they'll just stay with you for financial reasons. Maybe you should learn the same lesson.

>>265198748
>Why the fuck am I straight and not taking it up the ass by a QT boy yet?
I don't know, why aren't you?

>>265188146
> DSP's girl is the hottest by a good country mile
He may be dumb, but he ain't that dumb

>>265200037
I think I like him because he never comes off like a dick and is mostly pretty happy and joking. I also just find him to be a funny guy.

>>265185132
>>>/vr/
seriously though, i can't believe the movie was a flop. poor james.

>>265185370
>Using the world jealous
You are literally Tumblr scum, please fuck right off

>>265198748
>Even the straight people on /v/ want to be gay

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>>265191478

The artist is ManiacPaint

>>265200903
I want to be gay for futa.

>>265187636
>Implying he watches Mike's shit.
Dude probably just lets him put up what ever he wants.

>>265200492
I can. I predicted it was going to be schlock and that it would be the "unfunny" kind of shit, not the "so bad it's good" kind of shit he loves.

>>265199452
I bet a professional spy can say a lot about that pic, but not a random aspie on an image board and he certainly won't judge the facial expression at all with no context. That pic could've been taken the day her mother died for all you know

>>265200074
>all women are extroverts
Sure thing Chad

>>265201526
that's way worse.

>>265185132
Half of that shit is just made up. Second it's make or break time for James. Filming is his passion and hopefully he takes as much as he can get from his first film and applies it to his future endeavors. He's smart for laying low waiting for people to forget about his movie, yet keeping his followers on youtube content with minor content

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>>265197682

>>265189741
>As a fan myself, those are the things I go batshit over
>batshit over
>batshit
Real proper and lady like "Ms." Nerd. If that's how she talks normally a female's prospective isn't much different from our own.

>>265195290
This, and the fact that he even said that the whole point of that picture was for him to be super excited and have her annoyed by the photo. Not saying she isn't any of those things because I really don't know, but that picture is staged.

>>265197921
A white guy made that movie? Well I can't say it wasn't pretty funny.

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>>265198336
>>265199452
You know what? I'll bite.
This is a 2012 photo of myself. Please tell me what you can read from it about my life and personality.
>faget xDdoesn't count.

>>265198748
Why would you eat there and not carry out?

>>265203293
wow, this guy must be a loser with no friends who shitposts on a Chinese cartoon imageboard.

>>265203293
You look like you've sucked a dick or two and liked it. I'm right, right?

>>265203293
faget xD

>>265195935
Yes you can make a judgement off of appearances. We do it all the time. They aren't always correct, but we do it.

BROWN
BRICKS

>>265188146
>DSP's girlfriend is actually ok looking
WOOOOOOW

>>265203293
You look like you're bored, like you just want to go back home, but since you're there in the first place, you were having fun at one point. By the time the picture was taken you were ready to pack it in.

You look like you carry yourself with some confidence, but you're not very loud about it. You're the funny one of the group, but you're also lonely and struggle getting women's attention despite getting along with them really well.

You don't really work out, but you don't eat too poorly either. You're willing to go out with friends, so you're willing to tag along and enjoy yourself, but if you're alone you won't be very proactive to do much. You also have a creative skill as a hobby that you're passionate about, but lack the drive to use it to take you anywhere.

Guesses.

>>265198764

Source?

>>265197763
His wife's parents are fucking loaded, anon. Once they keel over he'll be rolling in inheritance. Why do you think he has that nice house?

>>265204273
I can't post the actual link as it is supposedly "spam", but you will ind it if you google "Cinemasacre Mrs Nerd Speaks"

>>265203293
>Why am I on this trip?

>>265203293
>Out of shape
>Weak jawline
>Fat cheeks
>Poor fashion
>Narcissist
>Receding hairline
>No watch

You look like the kind of pussy who would compensate for being a loser by going hardcore SJW

>>265203472
I have friends. I'm uncertain about my future, but I'm not a loser just yet.
The last part could have been inferred from my posts. I try to restrain my shitposting.

>>265203637
Nope. I play the saxophone, though, maybe you confused it for that.

>>265203757
ayy lmao

>>265205442
My parents dragged me along on it. I didn't hate it and I had nothing else going on during the summer, but I can't say it was super fun 100% of the time.

(cont.)

>>265196091
hmmmm source?

>>265198748
To be honest, you're acting like a woman

>>265206935
>narcissist
Hardly. No more than the average person, at least.
>hardcore SJW
Nah.

>>265204176
Wow, this one's pretty good. I'm actually impressed.

>You look like you're bored, like you just want to go back home, but since you're there in the first place, you were having fun at one point. By the time the picture was taken you were ready to pack it in.
Mostly true from what I remember. That's a judgment about just a particular situation, though, I never denied that those can be made easily, sometimes.

>You look like you carry yourself with some confidence, but you're not very loud about it.
I'm actually pretty loud, sometimes even obnoxious. I'm extroverted, so people often don't realize my insecurities.

>You're the funny one of the group, but you're also lonely and struggle getting women's attention despite getting along with them really well.
Pretty spot on, although that's a very common problem people complain about on 4chan, when they aren't hikki NEETs, but still have tfw no gf.

>You don't really work out, but you don't eat too poorly either.
Was true at the time. This one's DEFINITELY not a personality trait, though.

>You're willing to go out with friends, so you're willing to tag along and enjoy yourself, but if you're alone you won't be very proactive to do much.
Vaguely true.

>You also have a creative skill as a hobby that you're passionate about, but lack the drive to use it to take you anywhere.
Also vaguely true, but also a common complaint on 4chan.

(field too long, cont.)

>>265207496
>>265206935
So I guess I got proven wrong? Not completely though.

It's still a gesture of bad faith when you make an extremely negative AND PRECISE judgment about a person based on a photograph, like this one: >>265192550
It could be true, I'm not saying all of these things are impossible. But everyone will be better off if you practice giving people the benefit of the doubt. Yes, even on a "where do you think we are xD" anonymous imageboard. If not for ethical reasons, then for intellectual ones - do you really want to spend your time discussing petty speculation when you could talk about something with actual substance? Think about that.

why do people love projecting their insecurities to this guy?

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>>265201928
Underrated post.

I'm pretty much convinced that /v/ is full of gossiping high school girls.

>>265207496
>Wow, this one's pretty good. I'm actually impressed.

:D Yeah it's hard to really read a person based on little information, and you fill in the gaps with relatively common things, so there's some stuff that can easily be dismissed as a common thing people here share. Still you seem like a nice guy from the fake version I put together.

>>265192916
Why do his hands look bigger than his head?

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>>265188146
>that mike stoklasa in the background
gets me every time

>>265200074
Your anecdote with a slut doesn't make it true though.

Also,
>All the girls are the same
Yeah nah, but you keep being sexless while I do whatever the fuck I want while getting the secks

>>265198748
>>265207301

>tfw you are doing the same thing the girl did in your story
Get your shit together, man

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>>265185132
>get a tattoo of a dragon

>>265208328
>>265207301
You fags don't count as people, though.

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>>265185362
Holy shit please die already.

>>265196872
ayyyyy

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>>265186138
My mother smoked cigarettes, weed, and did mushrooms while pregnant with me. She was kind of fat and didn't realize she was pregnant for 5-6 months.

I have an I.Q. of 132. I could have been a fucking genius if it wasn't for her partying.

>>265197229
>WOOOOOW
>how did i just cum?
>i wasn't even doing anything!
>i didn't even have my hand on my dick!
>HAHAHAHA AH AH AH AH

Anyone have a link to the trailer for the AVGN movie?

I'd never want to watch the whole thing, but I'm curious to see how bad the directing is.

>>265204273
It's been posted like 3 times in the thread already. There's even a screenshot of it here:
>>265189741

>>265208328
Which post?

>>265188146
What's up with the stronk black woman that needs a man?

>>265195763
>Faggots on /v
You're being redundant.

It's his fault for not improving at all in the ten years he made films professionally. It's entirely his fault that he sucked at making a movie

>>265188751
She's literally 10 years younger than him.

He's still putting up that James & Mike Mondays shit. It's like he wants people to unsubscribe, go back to making AVGN episodes already goddammit.

>>265208814
The fuck does your blog post have to do with video games at all?

>be weird fan of AVGN
>type out a bunch of stupid shit on /v/
>get a bunch of replies

>>265208814
>kind of fat
nigga you'd have to be fucking obese to not notice you're pregnant for that long

>>265210030
cool your jets faggot, I saged

>>265185132
>>marry a stuck up bitch who has some psycho beliefs
>>her beliefs cause our child to come out sick and messed up

...what?

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>>265188751
>>265200273
>>265204107

Is she a beaner or what? Definitely not pure white.

>>265206935
>No watch
Do you not have a cell phone?

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>>265188146
Why is that fedora guy going out with the tranny from Sons of Anarchy?

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Can someone explain the deal about mineycrafta?

>>265203293
I know I'm late, but you look like a tool. Why so uptight?
Look like you actually enjoy being.

>>265188146
What video has that gorilla next to Linkara?

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>>265185132
>tfw
Buttcheek Bart blocked me from being able to comment on the cinemassacre youtube channel a while back

>>265210973
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=694-pgvrZio

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>>265210973
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ewp66sScqK0

Watch with the sound on max for full understanding.

>>265211402
Oh fuck...this is worse then sonic style autism. But that version if the video was funny lol.

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>>265211612

>be OP
>never do anything
>have no desire to do anything
>whine and mock people who accomplish their dreams
>feel a false sense of superiority

>>265203293
One thing I can tell is you are incredibly desperate for validation and are the kind of person that just needs to get the last word in an argument.

>>265199595

I wish /v/ shitposted about video games.

These days the only topics on /v/ are feminism, gaming "journalism", and MUH EPIC E-CELEBS XD

>>265199595
James pls go