I'd bery my master sword so far into her pedestal that whoever could remove it would be labeled the Hero of Time
Alright guys, start posting.
Go to alice books website and type /item/show/649-19 into the URL.
Because who wouldn't want to rest their hand between Midna's buttcheeks?
>not wanting to rest your hand between her thighs and use her belly as a mousepad
Why are you even in this thread?
Twilight Princess is so fucking underrated it's not even funny.
It had twice the content of Ocarina of Time, bosses and minibosses galore, amazing grafix, a cool villain who gets overthrown by an even cooler villain (albeit one who we're already familiar with), and the lovely lady known as Midna.
And yet everyone calls it mediocre just because it's similar to the fucking greatest Zelda game ever made.
"but madam, I want my toast cut in triangles!"
YEAH WELL FUCK YOU
I know, but this is the only picture I have of imp form
The only thing i dislike about it is the low difficulty. Then again, a three heart run solved most of those issues.
It's only really OoT nostalgiafags who hate TP.
she's a 20-30 something year old midget guys. What are you doing on /b/ anyway if you hate loli's so much?
Keep whining while i enjoy.
only thing I don't like is the early parts that force you to be in wolf form. Everything else is just fucking gOoOoOoOoOd.
posting loli for all the loli haters infesting this thread.
Is the Midna containment board leaking again?
>going into a "[RANDOM CHARACTER] APPRECIATION THREAD" and expecting it to not be lewd.
How's that stomach of yours now that it's deprived of two $5 footlongs from Subway?
>And yet everyone calls it mediocre just because it's similar to the fucking greatest Zelda game ever made.
It's nothing like Ocarina of Time. Everyone who says this has a painfully surface-level understanding of video games.
>all these people hating on Midna for being a shortstack
Isn't that like, small-people-shaming or whatever it's called in Tumblr-speak?
>is on /v/
>claims he gets pussy
Sure you do anon :^)
Literally the only shortstack I can get down to is Midna. Literally cannot wait for Waifu Warriors.
Dicks > Pussies
Just how it is, fagbait
Not so much that unvirgins aren't allowed, more that unvirgins would never be in the position where they'd browse 4chan willingly.
So either you're a virgin like us, you're being forced by an outside force to be here, or you're a tumblrite trying to forum slide.
>he doesn't like big, fat, uncut girlcocks
look at this homosexual
why are hoodies so hot on girls doe
It's something like "Midna do you want to rub clams with me" and she thinks it's lesbian sex but it's not, it's rubbing clamshells
>implying most of these are ironic
Thanks for bringing SJW here guys, you really made a difference.
hoodies get me rock hard
Why would anyone want to sexualize Midna
she's just an ugly imp
Well, I'm not going to say I haven't heard of THAT before but I've heard a lot of shit before, so sure why not.
Well, I haven't gotten laid for about
I wonder if it still counts as losing your virginity if you didn't know what was happening because you were an autistic 8-year-old. Nice, I guess.
I knew it must've been some kind of lesbian sex joke, I just thought it looked like they were about to crack the clams open and suddenly found myself drawing a blank as to what she could've possibly thought Zelda meant.
Anyway thanks for translating, it was pretty funny, Midna should summon her inner Tomoko more often.
>tfw know an IRL qt shortstack
>she is a switch, her sub side is an ageplayer, her domme side includes things like foot stuff, crossdressing, etc
>I'm into puppy play as a sub, which she apparently finds cute and enjoys scratching my head and petting me
I dunno /v/, she is really into me too. Should I pursue?
You actually can, just gotta be smart about it. LIKE DON'T GIVE THEM ANY ACTUAL NAME AND DON'T BRING THEM FUCKING HOME WITH YOU. Also, bring your own condoms/lube and make sure you stay sober.
Moot has ran out the people who are against the sjw types through bans on /b/, /pol/, /v/, and /vg/. I've been coming to this website for 7 years and after his post on /v/... I mean... fuck, I'm just done with it. He has chosen who he has sided with and those pictures of him at Anita's little talks, while they could be fake, seem pretty realistic in light of current events.
This is not the 4chan I knew, that is not the moot I knew. I guess it's time to look for a new secret club. Shit has been getting progressively worse on this site, but after coming back to read that sticky, I'm done.
Feels so anticlimactic to leave in a Midna lewd thread, but this place is just a shell now.
Half and half.
There ARE SJW types shilling here, they have always been here, but now there are more thanks to GG shit, plus now that the GG crowd was ousted, they set up their own chan with the express purpose of e-jihading against 4chan as a whole.