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would you play a highschool simulator?

like true simulator, not Artificial Academy shit-tier
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character customization:
- bully
- nerd
- jock
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American high school? Hell no. I prefer my schoolgirls without obligatory cultural enrichment.
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>>263676363
*tips fedora*
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I don't want to recall all those terrible memories.
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Considering a lot of SOL anime are high school simulators, nah.
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rockstar should make a sequel to Bully set in a 1970s/80s british school.

character wheel where you play the dad in 1970s scotland and the kid in 2000s england. both shitty state schools. iPod instead of car radio and shit like that. would be sick
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So the better part of persona or basically all of bully?
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>>263675993
If it has the possibility of being bullied by pretty high school girls, then yes.
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>>263676163
>not wanting to be the top bitch strategically managing your clics while backstabbing any cunt who threatens your seat of power
GOTY
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>>263675993

You mean like this?
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>>263675993
I'd play a Persona rip off if that's what you mean.

Barring it's Japanese culture and anime styled
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>>263676118

>no queen bee class
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Sure, why not. I went to an all-dudes high school, so I'm not sure how well I'd do.
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>>263675993
What high school?
American, japanese, british, chinese?
You know that the high school life in the USA is like that only on the USA, right?
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>>263678695
Was your school called cromartie high?
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>>263678371
Man I just finished this game and the hardest part was the friggen S. Links. If that's what having friends is like then fuck all of that noise.
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>>263678839
No, no it wasn't. Not as interesting. We just called each other faggots and acted pretty gay sometimes.
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>>263678331
fund it
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>>263678984
Well in real life you tend to have a smaller group of friends and you don't join more than one club at a time.

I say usually because half of my school's football team and I were in both football and either Math or Scholar's Bowl or on the Debate Team. Mostly because our school's football team was a joke, barring my senior year when a group of niggers enrolled as freshmen.
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>>263675993
Only if I can use it as a free way to study for my baby classes. and do what I never did in highschool.
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>>263678838
Well there are variations of highschool life in the US, the biggest factor being if its private or public and in what state. Most private schools are the ones just like in my japanese animes. >>263678839
Ah so you attended sanada high then? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ftNvqk0DoKU
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>>263675993
It'll never happen but might be cool:

You play as a jailbait-obsessed high school English teacher. The game is a dialogue-driven RPG and the objective is to successfully have a secret affair with the same girl from freshman to senior year, then to leave your wife and marry her when she's 18. Every time you fail and have to start over with a new chick, you get more attention on you and being secretive is more difficult as the rumor mill escalates and you have more attention on your activities. You keep doing this over and over throughout your career, with the difficulty gradually escalating as you age and become less physically appealing to your prey, as well as the townspeople becoming aware of your serial student-marrying and focusing the authorities' attention on you. You earn a high score by retiring with the youngest possible wife, though it's possible to lose by either getting caught and prosecuted (you can sometimes beat the charges in the trial minigame if you're good at being secretive) OR by failing to keep the secret after being too old and having your current wife leave you.
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>>263675993
Only if I had a Colembine option.
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>>263679608
So basically KnJ the game?
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I would play an action game where you're a delinquent out to fight injustice and become banchou.
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>>263679378
jeez you ever wondered what happened the the friends you dump after you get a 10 slink? Generally you never see those fuckers again.
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I'd just drop out like I did in real life.
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>>263679834
Yeah, that was one of my biggest issues with that idea.
>"So Yu's come to Bastkeball like 20 times over the past three months and he never came again... But he's still my best and only friend that I care about!"
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Only if I can skip class and get high to play video games like I did in real life
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>>263675993
yes i would play bully 2
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>>263679015
Just like /v/.
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>>263680079
that sounds really boring.
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>>263675993
Only for Japanese highschool and only if it's actually realistic.
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>>263678625
This. I want to be the new girl in school with my stepsister and single out the Queen Bee so I can take steps to openly overthrow her inferior rule and set up my own totalitarianism.
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>literally nobody responded to that fat fucking white ass

/v/ literally is gay
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>>263675993

>install AA2
>want to make a waifu and fug her ;D:D
>have to do all this retarded high school bullshit

uninstall.exe
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>>263680278
>realistic
so an overbearing parental pressure and study simulator? Fuck that noise i want my cute girls drinking and being smug sim
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I'd rather have a kamen rider fourze game where you befriend people and fight bad guys in your suit. like a beat em up /school simulator combination
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Doesn't Persona already exist? I remember buying that game mistakenly thinking it was a JRPG. Instead it's a fucking Japanese high school simulator with very minimal video game segments at night.
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>>263680364

It's a great ass

But we've all seen it before
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>you will never go back in time to fix all the mistakes you made in high school
>you will never actually have friends and strong connections built from high school
>you will never fuck hot bitches in their prime
>you will never do drugs for the first time again
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>>263676118
>No class clown
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>>263680693
except the majority of the game is still grinding against shadows. We want a dedicated little girl drinking tea and eating cake simulator.
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>>263680793
>Powergirl
One of the best girls in DC
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>>263681018
>We want a dedicated little girl drinking tea and eating cake simulator
Surgeon Simulator style Tea Drinking and Cake Eating Simulator when?
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>>263680896
>>you will never fuck hot bitches in their prime>you will never do drugs for the first time again
Confirmed for retard
Pussy is the only drug you'll ever need.
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>>263680896
>you will never experience childhood again
>you will never enjoy videogames again like you did before your adolescence
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>>263680896
I honestly only feel bad about the drug thing, I have done all the others.
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>>263681272
At first I hated the idea but now i'm thinking about the other girls freaking out over you spilling shit everywhere. It's great, fund it
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>>263680896

Those friends you make in high school rarely carry forward.

I had a huge friend group at school, and I'd say out of the 20 people I saw regularly I see none these days.

Childhood friends have a much higher chance of retention, and the ones you make in college tend to replace those from high school.

Man I don't know why I ever hung out with those plebs in the first place.
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>>263680896
>fuck hot bitches in their prime

Dramaqueens who suck in bed. Sometimes it's better to not experience things.
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>>263681291
Well I've never had sex so I wouldn't know, but I'm sure that I would have loved drugs regardless of virginity.
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Fuck no once was enough.
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>>263681568
I don't know. I'm still friends with all of me "friends" from highscool. Granted I only had a small group of friends out of everyone I knew.
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>>263681568
>Girl from Kindergarden is in at least one class with me from Kindergarden to college
>Get sad that I'll never see her again after high school
>Get sad that I never made friends with her
>First day of college she's there
>Finally get nerve to ask her out
>Marry her sister four years later after we graduate
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>>263682180

I'm still "friends" with them but I don't give a shit anymore.

Everyone I know hangs out with their childhood friends now pre-teen years. Including myself.

Mainly cuz I'm just not the same person I was in highschool, and my true friends are the only ones I want to be around these days.

>>263682496

That's cute anon.
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>mfw english highschool

I fucking loved school, it was acceptable to do nothing, smoke pot and play videogames

>mfw getting in from school at 3, playing videogames until 9 and heading out to the park to get intoxicated
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>>263675993
I just want Bully set in Hogwarts. Is it too much to ask?
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>>263680793
fair point, but still.
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>>263683685

Harry Potter is a fucking awful fictional world
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>>263676163
Really, cunt? Fuck off back to >>>/pol/ with the other mouthbreathers
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>>263675993
If it lets me not be a complete social fuckup this time, then hell yeah I would.
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>>263682496
>in 11th grade US history class
>qt3.14159 comes into class after the first week
>sneak glances at her the entire class
>my heart is melting
>occasionally dangles her flats, my dick turns to diamonds
>literal perfection in my eyes, great voice, great personality
>never talk to her, she probably thinks I'm a creep because I'm sure she caught me staring at her a few times
>get sad I will never be her friend
>get sad I will never be more than her friend
>create elaborate fantasies in my mind involving us coming across each other and becoming friends
>jerk off to the thought of her and pictures off of her facebook
I'm fucking pathetic
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I already have it
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>>263683848

Fuck off nigger
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>>263683162
Sucks for you man, or I should say it sucks for me. I moved from my elementry school and got home schooled until highschool, so I don't have childhood friends. Just one I got when I first arived in my new place.
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>>263675993
Am I the only one who has played Brooktown High?
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>>263679608
>gets harder every time you die
That's a bad mechanic, even demons souls didn't enforce it. Otherwise sounds like GOTY no question.
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>>263683794
So much this
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>>263683685
Order of the Phoenix and Half Blood Prince video games are what you're looking for
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>>263684127

Nah it doesn't suck, I got to see who my real friends are and I'd rather have 3 friends I trust with my life than 20 "friends" that just hover in the radiation of my life.

You'll do fine with one, that's all you really need as long as they're a true friend.
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>>263684026
>Not a racist retard
>HURRR must be a nigger! NIGGER DETECTED! BACK TO BONGO BONGO LAND! HOLOHOAX DON'T REAL! GOOD GOY!
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>>263681371
I keep telling you fucks, smoke weed and vidya is awesome again
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>used to be a popular guy with lots of friends in the first half of half school
>had to move
>new school
>end up being the biggest loser with no friends
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>>263679902
highschool is vocational training for wageslaves.
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>>263684487
I've been dry for 4 months, and the past 2 days I've been so desperate to escape the boredom and monotony of my life that I've started scraping my pieces for res. It sucks because I've got the money to buy weed but no connections any more. All I want to do is play RO2 while chiefing on an eighth of dank.
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>>263683794
I disagree.
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>>263684459
my sides
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>>263684259
No. Fuck the movie cast.
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Meh, high school was fun I used to be a massive chav in school

University is much better though
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>>263684810
>Living in a third world shithole bad enough that you can't just go to the fucking store and pick up some weed for five bucks a gram

I genuinely feel sorry for you Anon.
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>>263684459
>he thinks the holohoax happened
LOL
O
L
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>>263679763
KnJ?
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>>263685164
Texas is hell, anon.
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>>263684459

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f3PJF0YE-x4
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>>263676118
>no "Special"
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>>263684432
I have three close friends man. The others are just friends.
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>>263685269
Kodomo no Jikan
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>>263685329

Where in texas?
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>>263685168
What? The Jews lied to us? This changes everything.

TELL ME MORE
>Down the rabbit hole I go!
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>>263685532
>Not all black people are niggers
/pol/ thinks otherwise. now get out before you ruin another fucking thread
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>>263685675
Webster
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>>263684487
>>263684810
>>263685164
Worthless pothead.
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>>263685720

Well I'm not /pol/ so I don't know what you're complaining about.
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Call her. Now.
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>>263684605
>Use to have a lot of friends back when I was in school
>Kept out of contact with everybody when I finished it
>Now have no friends and barely go outside
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>>263685882
Because sitting alone in your room on the computer occasionally launching a game sober is so much more productive than doing the same thing high
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>>263685661
>Kodomo no Jikan
thanks
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>>263676118
Needs prep class.
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>>263685803

My brain just went "Literally where?"

Turns out to be by houston

Why don't you just drive to houston and start asking strangers if they're selling
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Would the final boss be Eric and Dylan?
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>>263686195
I can't drive
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if i can still fuck then ok
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>>263686054
Welcome.

I recommend skipping the last volume, though.
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>>263686039
That it is. It also won't bother other people unless you go out of your way.
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>>263686062
all rook same
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>>263686062
Also needs "punk," "goth," and "nu metal aficionado."
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One life time of high school is enough for me. Unless the game includes rape or murdering my classmates
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>>263686453


They are all different sub classes of "loser"
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>>263686283
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>>263679902
That's the bad ending. Well that and being expelled.
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>>263684459
>posting pedophile japshit
>HURR, I TYPE IN ALL CAPS BECAUSE I AM SILLY
>doesn't believe in racial differences

you are neo-/v/ incarnate
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>>263675993
Why aren't people talking about Rockstar's Bully?

Fucking amazing game too.
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>>263686573
>Unless the game includes rape or murdering my classmates

*tips fedora
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>>263686681
I'm sorry
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>>263675993
Do I get to play as a high maintenance, stuck up cheerleader that only fucks football players and openly mocks all the nerds and losers if they so much as look at her?
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>>263686819
I need this.
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>>263686002
It's why I'm on /v/
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Why would i want to willingly go through that hell again?
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>>263686002
Where do you think you fucking are? You've come home, Anon.

Welcome.

Pic not related but hope you get a laugh from it
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>>263686039
Because being a fucking pothead is good right? Because people love potheads. Because you'll actually meet people that arent filthy potheads by smoking tons of weed right?


I really hate drugs like that. I've lost tons of childhood friends because they started out with weed and ended with rehab or worse. Im sorry anon
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>>263686980
Almost same. All of my friends either went off to college or have to work. I'm stuck in my hometown at a community college that I'm been at for almost four years. Fucking sucks being shit at math.
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>>263685720
>thinks /pol/ is one person
You think you're the only person on /v/ as well?
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>>263686819
My gf was a cheerleader in highschool.

Super high maintenance and still is. Smart as all hell. Ranked in top 10 of our class but never even bothered to become a bitchy girl. I love her but hate her
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>>263687369
The problem with weed isn't the drug itself, it's rather unspectacular, it's this fucked up, delusional "counterculture" people have built up around the drug.
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>>263686980
>>263687354
Do you guys also have families who keep hassling you to go out and do something and get a gf?
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>>263687670
Do you hatefuck her?
Say yes, I need to knock one out
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>>263687790
No. They want me to have a kid, though.
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>>263678331
>what is Crusader Kings 2 as Byzantine empress
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>>263675993
anna sophia robb is such a little sweetheart, I just want to make her mine
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>>263687891
Yes. I get pissed that she put me through hell in highschool for attending all the games, dealing with her friends stupid drama, and i get pissed all of a sudden.

So i fuck her fat ass and all is good
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>>263675993
only if i can play a slutq
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>>263687790
They did, but have kind of given up. Which feels worse somehow.
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>>263687746
No, like all (well, most) drugs, it's the abuse that's the problem.
Thre's nothing wrong with a lovely, relaxing toke now and then, perhaps at the end of a long day. But if you're STARTING said long day with a joint...
Over the years several of my pupils (usually between 14 and 18) turn up to class high as fuck . As far as I'm aware at least two of them have died from hard drug overdose.
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>>263687354
Is this the real text? What's the source?
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>>263687746
It is the drug. Wasting your life on weed is almost as bad as doing it with beer.
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>>263688082
Much obliged, Anon.
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>>263681568

I still talk to the majority of my high school friends, granted, most of us quit college after a year and moved home to work
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>>263687790
My grandma bothers me to socialize.
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>>263675993
I'd play a highschool friendship sim.
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High school in the United States is the closest thing to a Purgatory that we can prove exists. It's generally a painful experience, it's full of terrible excuses for people, if you're there you're probably a terrible but not permanently irredeemable person, and you'll eventually move on from it to something where you're a less awful person and the people around you are also less awful. Why would I want to play a game about a realistic high school life? What's worth playing about a game set in a realistic high school? Nothing, to me. I play games to enjoy kicking ass and fighting for justice, not to have to deal with jerks and bitches fucking with me while I torment the gay kids.
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>>263686062
What is a prep? Not an american so I'm not sure.
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>>263688356
My best friend was a super bro. When he turned 17 he started experimenting with weed
Then Xanax
Then Mollys
Then Cocaine
Then Ecstasy
Then Acid
Then Shrooms

After about half a year of constantly doing and mixing up drugs like that he started acting super weird, took him to the hospital and they wanted him in a psych center.

Now he's 21 schizophrenic, lives off of his dad, never finished highschool and won't stop talking about this one specific day in the psych ward.
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>>263688408
No idea, just a funny image some Anon posted a while back. I thin /h/ has semiregular funny porn threads, goldmines for shit like that.

Try reverse image search.
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>>263684012
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>>263687921
>>263688198
I don't get how having a gf would help anybody if they currently aren't doing anything with their lives. It'll probably make you more depressed even if you're going out with a qt shut in

>>263688593
Mine does it the most as well
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>>263688356
>STARTING said long day with a joint
That's ingrained in the subculture, it has little to do with the actually smoking weed.

>As far as I'm aware at least two of them have died from hard drug overdose
It's a gateway drug, at least where it's illegal, since it's usually people's first contact with drug dealers.

>>263688417
Both of which aren't done for their own sake, but rather their associated subcultures.
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>>263675993
that's the worst idea I've ever heard
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decent mmos are basically like highschool for the duration that you're addicted to them
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>>263688976
It gives you someone to care, love and do things with. Opens you up to other friends, and maybe if youre lucky a family in the future.
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>>263688976
You have a gf they think she will push you to grow up and do something.

At least that's what I assume, anyways.
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>>263680364
>that fat fucking white ass
I can't see no ass in that picture, anon.
are you irish?
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>>263686704
lol no it's not, you can still go to a university as long as you go to community college and get good grades for a semester or two.

>dropped out, took my GED test, got perfect scores, got my high school diploma a year before i was supposed to actually graduate
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>>263683848

Fuck off degenerate.
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>>263689263
Communication is the #1 problem in relationships. It's more likely she'll dump you with a cheap excuse rather than talk to you about any problem she's having.
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>>263679902
How do you drop out of high school?
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>>263689263
That's how it is with my cousin. As much as I dislike the girl, she may or may not be the best thing to happen to my cousin.
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>>263689189
>>263689263
So say that I finally got off my ass and tried to get a gf and actually do stuff how would I even go about doing it?

I've become socially retarded over the years
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>>263689263
Having a gf means you have something to care about.
Caring about things is good and it feels good.
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>>263688976
>Mine does it the most as well
She's the only one that does it for me. Worst is that I'm staying with her for the quarter, so she keeps trying to get me to go hang out, dispite the fact that she asks me twenty minutes before she has to go, which is usually right as I wake up.
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>>263676118

Select difficulty
- Good looking female (Very easy)
- Chad (Easier)
- Ugly female (Easy)
- Normal male
- Fat male (Medium)
- Fat and Ugly male (Hard)
- Asian (Very Hard)
- Autistic male (Dante must die)
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>>263689438
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>>263689817
Get a job.
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>>263675993
No

With the exception of like, Persona which is idealistic and also a JRPG, I am never going back to high school.
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>>263688981
>Both of which aren't done for their own sake, but rather their associated subcultures.
Because the world doesn't abuse those two drugs.
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>>263688837
Exactly. Like I said, there's nothing wrong with partaking of anything now and then (with the exception of heroin' very moreish so I'm told...) but it's the abuse, which leads to the pursuit of a greater high.

>>263688981
>That's ingrained in the subculture
Perhaps you're right. In certain countries, like my own Scotland, alcohol is part of the culture and it's a killer.
And part of the stoner sub-culture is "getting totally blazed brah" but that's just hyperbole and teenage posturing for the majority. For a few, it's a daily reality.

Still, video games eh?
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>>263675993
if it was based in the 80's Japan. that be fucking glorious
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>>263689398
GED is a good indication that you're the worthless one in your class.
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>>263680896
High school friends are pretty shit anyway, especially if you went to public school, where the only friends you have are the ones that aren't niggers.
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>>263688625
>7 fps .gif
don't you ever fucking post this trash again.
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>>263689817
Get a job, talk at bars, or other places. Find a gf.

Eventually she'll talk to you about her friends. You go out with her and her friends
They are now your friends.
You do stuff together.

It's that simple
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>>263689984
I will soon I need more money for video games
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>>263689919
>- Asian (Very Hard)
u wot m8?
Asians had it pretty easy in high school.
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>>263689817
Start talking to people about shit you have in common. Usually a class or work, just keep going from there man.
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>>263690000
Not for what they do.
Drugs that are abused for their effects are things like caffeine and cocaine.

>>263690194
Don't get the job for money, get it for social interaction.
It's one of the few things after high school that effectively qualify as "forces socializing".
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>>263690539
Plus weed and liquor.
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>>263687790
I actually have a gf but no friends to play vidya with is suffering. Co op and teamwork heavy multiplayer games trigger me.
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>>263690539
>Don't get the job for money, get it for social interaction.It's one of the few things after high school that effectively qualify as "forces socializing
Be warned that co-workers or the boss can make your life hell, or so I'm told.
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>>263690783
>Be warned that co-workers or the boss can make your life hell, or so I'm told.
They can.
That's why it's such great forced socializing, failure is not an option.
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>>263690879
No interaction is better than shit interaction though. Just be aware of those effects a job can have anon.
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>>263690539
Will do anon

>>263690657
>tfw liquor actually does make me less beta

I should start going to bars
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testig
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>>263689919
I'd argue ugly/fat females get a shittier time than normal males but this is /v/.

I have no idea why Asians are so low down.
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>>263689919
>Chad
gb2wizardchanm8
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>>263691153
No.
Losing is always better than not playing at all.
Even if you lose, you still get something out of it, while, if you just keep doing what you're always doing nothing is gonna change.

>>263691341
Might as well go and take acting classes. The secret is that you are able to pretend to be sociable and all that.
If you keep wearing that mask long enough you'll figure out how things work.
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>>263690321
>>263691495
Home life.
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>>263691670
I can't agree with this. The stress and misery is not worth it in my book. By all means, get a job and try it, but just learn how to deal with the terrible people to minimize the suffering you may endure.
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>>263691670
>losing is always better than not playing at all.
Unless its russian roulette, sometimes losing can have bad long term effects, better to lead a boring confortable life.
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>>263686729
>"posting pedophile japshit"
You are neo-4chan incarnate you stupid piece of fucking shit
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>>263675993
Why would I ever, EVER want to go back to those terrible years?
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I went through high school without saying much to anyone. I wouldn't call myself popular, but I had a small group of friends who I liked. I tried for years to hot that sweet spot of being just aloof enough for people to think im calm and relaxed but not too cynical and sarcastic to where people think im a loner douche.

literally the best way through high school
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>>263691670
>Losing is always better than not playing at all.
can't agree on this one, not when it comes to social interaction.
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>>263691827
>you have to play house parts
shit game confirmed
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>>263686062
These are the "jocks" in Mississippi.
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>>263679902
my nigga
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>>263675993
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>>263686039
>people that can't accept that this was totally valid and they got BTFO
>"You waste your time doing the same things I do, but you do it high, so you're clearly a perpetually stoned loser!"
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>>263692353
>>263692137
>>263692103
It ONLY applies to social interaction.
Even if you get nothing out of it, you'll still have observed new mannerisms and managed to remove another few useless or negative options for a certain type of person from your repertoire.
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>>263675993
El culo era gordo.
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>>263688837
Drugs will not make a person shizophrenic, they will act as a catalyst if he was already going to become one or they can exacerbate it. Also, I think it should be said that acid and shrooms are remarkably safe substances and even people that have accidentally taken thousands of times the average recreational dose end up with no lasting harm done.
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>>263691495
>I'd argue ugly/fat females get a shittier time than normal males
I agree.
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>>263692628
You can fuck every bitch in the the first day no matter how fat and disgusting you make your character.

Not a simulator.
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>>263684487
That's the point though, vidya is awesome because we hadn't developed logic and analysis so smoking weed would turn your brain subjective and enjoy bad games.
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>>263677359
Same here, man. Not a single happy memory from high school.
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>>263689919
>ugly female
>easy

Sorry bro, but no.
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>>263693240
Just because chad won't carry the uggos through their entire life doesn't mean that there isn't a huge supply of failed normies or betas that are queuing up to support them
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>>263688834
Posh "mother buys me everything!" dickheads.
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>>263688976
This is how I feel too, I'm probably better off alone anyway because I'd probably bore the pants off any woman who wasn't into playing videogames and staying indoors 90% of the time, plus I'm so fucked up I won't feel very comfortable having to hide all my weird fetishes and quirks that I don't think about doing alone.
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>>263693240
If Zoe didn't cheat on her boyfriend her life would be pretty EZ mode right now.

So yeah, ugly woman is still better than normal male.
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>Canis Canem Edit
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>>263685150
The fuck's a chav?
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>Wanting to go back to secondary school
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>>263693779
british white trash
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>>263693779
They're like British whitetrash/wiggers.
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>>263692949
He's schizo dude. Like you cant even deny it when you speak to him when he's off his meds. He ate like 1/2 a shroom and he was extremely weird still 2 weeks later.

He was in a coma when he was 7 for pneumonia though, he has 1 and a half lungs
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>>263693779
I think they're the bonglandian equivalent of wiggers.
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A normal male just breezes through school with normal grades and a normal amount of friends.

An ugly female has to deal with self-esteem issues and might have to put up with abuse by the queen bitches. How's normal male harder?
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>>263693779
uwotm8
>>
/v/
IS
NOT
YOUR
FUCKING
BLOG

KILL YOURSELVES DEPRESSED FAGGOTS
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>tfw you will never be ASR's manager and introduce her into a porn acting career, and because her handbag is so small and already filled with three other dildos she needs to hide the love balls and the buttplug in her ass on her way to work
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>>263693972
The drugs weren't the cause of schizophrenia, he was already going to develop it. Also, if you mean half of one mushroom I don't think that dose would do much of anything, and if you mean a half ounce then he was just already fucked because a half ounce isn't really THAT heavy of a dose. Sorry, your friend was already on the path to the crazies.
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>>263694465
:^( you make me sad anon
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>>263694816
I'm sorry, I just really hate misconceptions about drugs.
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>>263690773
Play vidya with your gf yo
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>>263687369
I'm in the same boat as you, in terms of losing friends from rehab and other weed related stuff the other anons have posted.

However, I don't think weed was the issue, those people who fucked up were always fucked in the head and desperately needed help only to never get it.
I tried my best to help them myself, but I could only do so much.

So yeah, I don't blame weed, and this is coming from a guy who had an absolutely bitter falling out that drastically changed his personality for good.

If weed didn't have this culture around it, when I imagine someone smoking weed I imagine a chill long haired bearded hippie laying on the beach.
Just, laying there, listening to the ocean peacefully.
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>>263694213
Don't shout at us! I thought /v/ was a safe space!
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>>263675993
no doubt
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>>263694213
>he's not depressed
Why are you even here? There are literally millions of other places for happy normalfags on the internet.
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>>263694465
I don't really believe this. my friend wasn't going to be bipolar but the second he took some fucked up drugs he became one. and so did everyone (3 others of who he took with) as well.
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>>263675993
I was interested in YandereDev game, but then I heard that he's going to add vivian to the game.
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>>263695165
holy shit I have a raging boner from looking at that .gif
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>>263695165
No, that's wizchan. you fucking faggot
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>>263695472
Science doesn't back up the idea that hallucinogens cause schizophrenia.
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>>263695113
I guess i've just had a really bad experience with the whole subject. Not one person that i know personally that has experimented with drugs or even just weed has come out fine
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sounds fun. i like mundane games. i just want a fucking game where you go to the grocery store and my life will be complete
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>>263695684
>telling people about our haven
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>>263695165
quality shitposting brother.
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>>263695165
My inner sadist is pleased by that gif.
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>>263695165
Wait untill Gamergate/Vivian ends, and then all will become back to normality.
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>>263695634
Step to me I'll play you like a vidya game, son.
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>>263695701
science is dodgy when it comes to drugs, since everybody reacts differently (but within a certin parameter) to drugs, its hard as fuck to do proper non-bias multi-peer reviewed research on. that and lobbyists.
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>>263695821
They have to the two people I know who has tried them. Granted I don't know if anything actually changed, and they only did them for a short time I think. They remain the same as far as I know, but I do agree that recreational drugs are usually bad.
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>>263696069
There's still been enough done to confidently say that hallucinogens don't cause any lasting damage in the majority of the population.
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>>263696302
alright
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>>263675993
no.
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>>263675993
It's called Fire Woman: Matoigumi.

It starts with you transferring into the school and getting beat when defending some girls from bullies. But some other girls come to your rescue and later ask you to join their organization, the Matoigumi, a sort of peace-keepers for the school.

So by then you can walk around the campus for each day, freely finish various school-related quests, learn new moves, beat bullies and advance the overall story. And who knows, one of the brave girls might become your girlfriend in the end.

It also has this specific but nice anime style.

And it's Japanese-only obviously.
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>>263695821
I think they're bad, but it's more like.
>If they're dumb enough to put that shit in their body, they deserve what's coming
or
>if they know what's coming and choose to be irresponsible they deserve what's coming

It's probably flawed logic, but I don't think it's common in highschool for kids to be forced into drugs.
Maybe in the inner city, but not in the typical highschool environment.
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>>263692962
I don't. Being ugly and fat as a male hurts both the social aspect, never getting laid. And being fat prevents you from performing in sports, which is a major area of pride for young males in high school.

They both get it bad, but fat and ugly males have an additional aspect they're bound to be under-performing while the social expectation is high for them.

That is if you even give a shit about what people think about you and don't become jaded and anti-social before the end of high school.
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>>263695113
>losing friends from rehab and other weed related stuff
>those people who fucked up were always fucked in the head
>had an absolutely bitter falling out

Are you me?
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>>263682180
All of mine are in the following categories:

- Dead
- Incarcerated

I don't get to keep many friends.
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>>263695970
I'm not shitposting. I just want to share my feels.
For reals
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Normally I might tell you guys to take this to /r9k/, but you're all too normalfag for /r9k/.
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>>263687790
My grandma keeps asking me why I'm not married. I think she thinks I'm gay or something. No I don't think I should have kids even at the age of 25, I barely make enough money to support myself. Happens with these Mormon families though, according to Mormon communities I'm a sad old single man since I didn't help someone squeeze out a kid at the tender old age of 17.
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>>263694465
He may have had the potential to develop it but may not have had he not partook in drugs, a lot of people have latent potential for something like schizophrenia or other mental disorders but the condition often never manifests without an outside chemical influence, this is pretty well studied and understood side effect of weed on some people.
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The end of my high school life couldn't be any worse at that school.

>Be a loner all through at highschool
>even the "geeks" and "nerds" wont hang out with me kinda loner, got told be some chick that she thought I would shoot up the school one day loner.

i dont even want to keep typing, fuck highschool
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>>263696745
thats adorable
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>>263696692
No.
Which side are you though?
The one who smoked?
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>>263697127
There isn't more than a casual linking of weed triggering schizophrenia in people who were already at risk of developing it.
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>>263697137
BAWWWWW
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I'm from the UK so our "highschool" is split into secondary school and College. College was the two most boring years of my life so I'd honestly rather not.
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>>263689398
>>263679902
my nigga
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>>263695113
If anyone thinks they need rehab for weed use, they are fucking stupid. I have an ongoing opiate addiction, which requires rehab. Weed is fucking nothing.
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>>263697137
I feel you man.
By the end of high school everyone thought I was a "psycho" (quote I'm not trying to be an edgy cunt). Even though I mostly kept to myself outside of forced team works and sports.

Only person who ever spoke to me in school about normal things was the school's librarian because I spent all my days in the library.

I never want to go back.
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>>263697329
not really, I'm 20 and got 3 million in stocks from inheritance, lost about 100lbs got built and now I live in the mountains of California, alone.
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>>263697419
Almost everybody in rehab for weed is there because they got caught with the devils lettuce and they were given the choice between rehab and jail. Unsurprisingly, most people choose rehab.
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Would you be a jock?
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>>263696741
Sucks man. I don't make friends with people who are likely to have that happen.
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>>263697546
You sound like that skinny kid that ran to his classes with huge bookbags and always checked out the pokemon manga books
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>>263697563
>3 million in stocks
>still not living it up
wat r u doing wif ur lyf step up nigga
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>>263697563
post a picture of your mansion
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>>263696741
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>>263697691
Physically yes. Then I'd go back to play D&D with my friends.
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>>263697207

Difference is that I did drugs with them, but then got sober. They continued to do so at the cost of everything they had. Some are drug-dealers now, one of my really good friends I made in 2nd grade completely lost his sanity and seemed extremely depressed last time I saw him.

Most of them did ecstasy, DMT, acid, shrooms, weed. But now their falling into opiates, and a few of them shoot heroin, so it's only a matter of time before I see 'em in the obituaries one day. Or on the news going to jail for robbery or whatever.

I tried with them to get sober, but to get sober you gotta really do it yourself and want to change. They want neither. And for my own sobriety, I had to cut them out of my life. Any rehab will tell you that. It sucks, but I actually love my life now and it was the best decision I ever made, so not one bit of regret.
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>>263697818
vin diesel pls go
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>>263697760
I was actually a fat fuck that didn't even bother bringing a bag to school and mostly read stuff about astronomy.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OCqNxbdP-2k
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>wanting to relive high school
>thinking it would be like yourself now with equally smart people doing easy shit in school

Nah nigga, teenagers are fucking retarded.
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>>263687369
I am like you.
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>>263697761
I occasionally go to the central valley, around Modesto usually, and drink shitty cheap beer and smoke weed at party's where everyone is barley scraping by financially just to experience what other people my age are doing.

Its the only social experience I get now a days.
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>>263686062
>Those jewish misfits
>preps
ok. Preps are basically slightly less douchy jocks who wear collared shirts and shit
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>>263698380
BATMAN LEAVE THIS PLACE
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>>263684459
>chimp out like a nigger
>not a nigger

Pick one.
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>>263698192
>thinking people become smarter after school
On the contrary, they only learn to hide their stupidity when it counts.
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>>263689597

stop going

it's what I did
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AeEfQa4GY-8

shira oka
you're trapped in high school hell
forever
only winning the love of badly drawn waifus will allow you to escape
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>>263680896
>hot bitches in their prime
>skinny ass sluts who suck in bed and expect you to be perfect
>not wanting to fuck 20-something year old well adjusted chicks with some meat on them
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>>263683950
Haha, that's bullshit! How could it be friendship, if I never even talked to her?
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>>263684012
try to talk to her and not seem like a creeper
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>>263675993
Probably.
>>
Honestly, high school was at least better than middle school for me.
Less faggots, less bullies, less at-home abuse, etc. etc.
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>>263698697
If I'd been able to win the love of any waifu who wasn't at least a double-bagger, I'd have never wanted to leave high school.

>>263698852
>meat on them
>wanting to fuck fatties
>not wanting to fuck freshman near-lolis
>not wanting to fuck barely legal seniors
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>>263681568
> Making friends in college.

How ? I've never met anyone I even wanted to have a conversation with.
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>>263692221
>4chan is an anime imageboard
no u
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>>263699249
That was basically it for me too. Got picked on a lot in middle school. Then puberty hit, and hard. People stopped picking on me and just left me alone.
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>>263699512
>>263699249
So anons, how did your daddies touch you?
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>>263676118
But I was a nerd and a jock
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Depends, will I ragequit near the beginning like real life?
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Hell no. I would like a prison sim though.
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>>263699581
Actually, oddly enough, it was my sister.
And less touching and more hitting.
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>>263699581
Long and loud
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>>263699581
He died when I was 12, and never talked to me beforehand. Then my mom left me in boarding school for all of puberty.
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>>263698643
Scientifically speaking, your brain isn't 100% developed until the mid 20's for me and early 20's for women.
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>>263689398
You forgot the rest.

>Apply for job
>Interviewer sees you never passed highschool and instead got a GED
>Assume you're a lazy sack of shit and never get the job
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Does anyone else ever see the "cool kids" or other people from high school at bars and stuff? Fuck that shit. All the time I see people who I maybe talked to once act like we're best friends and say we should hang out and shit. Fuck you faggot, we both know that's not going to happen. It's worse that I still live in the town I went to high school in and the school was private so I had a small grade and everyone knew each other
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>>263700205
Simply not true.
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>>263684012
When I was in high school, in order to get pictures of girls in my class to fap to, I had to wait for the yearbook to come out and hope the pics in it were good. We couldn't just jump on facebook and get a bunch of bikini pictures. You kids today don't know how good you have it.
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>>263700205
> Space beneath the sink must be kept clean, do not store anything
> Doors are tied together

What
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>>263684605
I know that feel
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>>263699883
Sounds hot.
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>>263699269
>liking lolis
>thinking that any girl who isn't a skeleton is fat
>wanting to fuck girls who are terrible in bed
How's being a 16 year old virgin treating you?
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>>263700503
Tied together so it stays clean and no one puts shit in there. That seemed pretty obvious.
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>Highschool
>Quiet as fuck kid
>Never had any friends, but was not a complete loser and was never bullied
>tfw junior year I got so bored of everything that I literally just started touching some girl's asses in the hallway on my way to my next class to see how much of a grab I could get away with
Oddly enough they I had very few confrontations over it. There was a girl named Courtney with a phat as fuck ass and I would literally slam my hand into that shit when walking by her and she never said a word, and she was a popular girl, too.
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I already work in a shipyard which has just as much if not more gossip than highschool so no.
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>>263700630
Isn't the point of it being clean and unobstructed so it's easily reached ?
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>>263700658
what the fuck anon
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>>263684605
That happened to me when I moved after grade school. Starting middle school as a fat loser with no friends is rough. And I never got back to being the lovable fat jokester that everyone likes
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>>263700791
What?
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>>263700658
In middle school i used to not give a fuck and grab and squeeze this one particular girls ass all the time.

Lunch would let out and there would be a huge crowd and you could barely move. I'd sweep in, squeeze Janets huge fucking fat ass and act inconspicuous and walk away.

I did it at least every other day, one day i was mad and i squeezed her ass extremely hard and she yelped.
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>>263700534
It's not really.
/ss/ in animu and mango is a lot cuter, nicer, and enjoyable-looking than /ss/ IRL.
It's hard to enjoy the sex when you're unconscious or being choked.
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>>263700997
you better have been a cutie or else that's really weird
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>>263700745
I think you are looking for the word clear, if it stay closed it stay clean or something along that logic
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>>263701062
>>263700658
Fuck, now I'll have to waste even more of my afternoon masturbating. Thanks alot.
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>>263701301
Yeah typo, I meant clear (like in the picture). Still, why would something they want to keep unobstructed be locked ? It's like locking a fire exit while putting a warning "Do not obstruct" in front of it. And since it's a sink in an hospital, I suppose it's like that because it often get clogged up with random shit and they want easy access to the pipes, but then why lock it.
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>>263700621
>not liking lolis
>thinking that any girl who isn't thin is worth fucking
>wanting to fuck sluts who have a lot of sexual experience with guys who aren't you
How are those sexually transmitted infections treating you?
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>>263701658
this is the dumbest argument i've seen in a week
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>>263701891
Wanting to fuck something that isn't a loli is the worst fetish I've seen all year
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>>263701594
clean isn't the same as clear, if you close something it will stay clean

that is why I said you made a mistake, no one said the word clear, they don't want to keep it clear, they want to keep it clean

why? some hospital bullshit rule I guess
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>>263701062
How much are you willing to bet this post will somehow end up on tumblr as proof that 4chan is horrifyingly sexist. Because I'm betting a lot.
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>18 and never had gf
>shy and awkward, just accepted my fate
>new school, started working out, still no gf
>14 year old girl had the hots for me (turned her down)
>told me her friends stalked me
>girls come up to me
>a bunch of them laughing and giggling
>one girl saying "No! Stop, omg!"
>"Hey this is X and every time she see you during lunch she says she'd totally suck your dick, put your number in her phone"
>she gets all red and hides her face (was a QT too, but probably like 15)
>get really fucking nervous and try to explain that I'm moving in a couple days (I was)
>"Still, put your number in her phone"
>didn't know my own number and rarely had my phone on me because nobody called me
>say something stupid and leave, eat by myself
>think of all the things I could have done better

I guess that's a confidence boost at least.
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>>263701501
Need a hand?
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>>263701062
Crowd grabs were easy as fuck to pull off.

>>263701127
I have no idea how good I look, no girl has ever told me. I could be great looking, average, or ugly as fuck for all I know. So I guess take that as you will.

>>263701501
If you live in a city then go start walking the street and experiment. If you see a qt3.14 then get in close, pretend you're on your phone and just brush her ass with your hand. ALWAYS start with just tapping or brushing when you are new, as you get more experienced you will just sort of learn naturally how to squeeze her shit without her instantly realizing someone is doing it and who it is.
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>>263701062
my friend's and I would grab each others hands and throw them in into girl's asses in crowds like that.

sometimes I did it when I wasn't with my friends though.
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>>263702063
they were making fun of you
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>>263702063
>I guess that's a confidence boost at least.

yea anon, you didn't got a blowjobg from 2 qt but at least you learned a lesson or whatever, great trade
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>>263701994
But the image says clear. Take a look at it again.
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>>263702054
I wouldn't know, because the only thing I go to Tumblr for is incest porn.
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>>263702054
Who cares? If not this then they will find something else anyway, besides tumblr, for the most part, is on our side.
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>>263702127
how about a mouth?
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>>263702316
This, almost had to be a joke
>>263702463
>gravity falls gifs
here we go
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>>263702063
>not knowing your own number
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>>263702463
More?
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>>263702063
They were probably just gonna prank you.

This shit has happened to me before. They ask for your number, then when they're bored they'll call you pretending they're fucking pizza hut and ask if you ordered a hundred super supremes.

If they seem like assholes, chances are they're assholes.
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>>263702498
Nah that's probably gay.
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>>263702063
>not fugging these grills
you fucked up your only chance in life, Anon.
Now live with it.
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>>263702474
>besides tumblr, for the most part, is on our side.
Good goyim
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>>263702736
Yes.
But it's not porn.
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>>263702063
Jesus you're a faggot. I fucking wish some qts would have just come up and basically begged me to fuck them after school. Instead I tried taking girls out once I got my license, never got fucking anything out of it except a few kisses. I got the intention they were just using me for free rides so I stopped.
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>>263702441
oh, you are right... yea, that make no sense, hospital always have some retarded rules because the director is some Doctor who may know a lot about medicine but nothing about management
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>still talk to best bro from high school
>still talk to him on the phone and text
>all we do is talk about shitty college, shitty love lives and tabletop games
>that feel when you're both suffering while everyone else you know joined the military/had kids/didn't go to college and lives fuller lives

i'm gonna finish college dammit, even if it's worthless and all i got are some damn good art skills that i never use for a job. still got my hatred to get me through
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>>263702797
>2014
>not being gay
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>>263702063
Even it was true you could get into trouble with her parents and the police.
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>>263684487
Vidya and anime.

>watching Yu Yu Hakusho with a friend while high

It's fucking magical.
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>>263702316
>>263702563
>>263702794
That's what I thought at first, but according to that 14 year old girl a couple girls her age thought I was hot for some reason.

>>263702624
What's the point if you never need it ;_;
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>>263703214
Being gay is the now is like being straight in the 1950s. I'd rather go back to fucking girls again because being a normal man is incredibly taboo.
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I might, maybe i'd make friends that didn't stop talking to me after my 18th birthday
Or maybe i'd date a girl that understood why i was boring and never tried to sex her up in the three months we would be dating
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>>263703180
>legs
0/10
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>>263703378
>What's the point if you never need it ;_;
The fuck do you mean you never need it? What if an emergency happens or something? Fucking dumbass.
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>>263703181
Oh, hey dude.
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>>263702995
>I got the intention they were just using me for free rides so I stopped
Fucking this, a thousand times this. I never had a gf in school, and everyone always told me once I got to highschool that once I got a car I'd be practically fighting women off but they wound up making me drive them off to places. I even tried making it clear as fuck that I wanted to do more than just kiss, they always pushed me away, then got mad as fuck when I told them I didn't want to drive them around town.
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>>263703181
>College is worthless
I have never understood what anyone means by this. I realize it is a waste of time and you don't learn shit from it, but really, isn't highschool and middle school as well? Reading and writing, and basic math, is really all you need, but doesn't a college degree help you find a job at least?
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>>263703181

>24
>Never went to college in a serious fashion
>Working a shit job at Home Depot
>Shit pay
>No light at the end of the tunnel
>No energy
>No ambition
>Nothing to look forward to in life
>Even video games don't do it for me anymore, they only soften the blows that life keeps delivering
>Cry when I'm alone, put up a really good front, but I'm fucking miserable
>All I want at this point is a reason to keep living.
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>>263703235
Yeah, getting on the sex offender list isn't really worth a shitty blowjob.
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>>263703235
Not if she gives written consent right. Is that how it works ? I've never had sex, even less so with underage girls, I don't know this shit.
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>>263702316
Anytime a girl showed me any signs of affection I always thought they were trying to trap me in some sort of humiliating situation. Now I just don't know if it was legit or not and thinking about it is unbearable.
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>>263703926
Depends on the profession.

I know a guy who has recently graduated with a Bachelors in Supply Chain Management and even though he's gotten tons of interviews he still doesn't have a job. I can see it's getting to him.
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>>263703978
damn son...I feel just like you sometimes

cept I'm in college

Go to community college atleast bro, do something
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>>263704024
depending on the state/country ye.
If she gives proof of consent you can't get in trouble with the law as long as she's of legal age, although the parents might beat the shit outta ya
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>>263704339
If they beat the shit out of you then they get in legal trouble. And you get to keep the loli.
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>>263704240
supply chain management?

Hamburger University?
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>>263703664
>I even tried making it clear as fuck that I wanted to do more than just kiss
oh boy, you must have been pleasant.
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>>263704240
So if you wanted to do shit like say become a firefighter yes, that is what I want to do you wouldn't even recommend me going to college for that? Isn't someone who went to college that you might compete with going to have a way higher chance of getting the job than you?
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>>263704476
I DONT WANT TO JUST KISS, I WANT TO FUCK

FUCK ME RIGHT NOW

FUCK ME IN THIS CAR
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Fix your posture /v/
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>Supply chain management is keeping track of products from raw materials to the point when the finished goods reach the customer, including planning and forecasting; purchasing; product assembly; moving; and storage.

Anything, really.
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>>263702995
spot the autist that can't please women
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>>263704663
get enriched bro, go to college
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>>263703926
it's not that it's worthless or hard, transferring a few times and picking a bad school just makes everything a pain. i've just been in school too long. there's art jobs out there but i'll settle for a decent job while trying to break into the art scene

>>263703978
go to community and become a medical tech of sorts, easily triple or so and an actual profession

>>263703632
sup, same shit different day bro
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>Tfw never had a stable group of friends to go on adventures with like in my Japanese animes
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>>263704125
>Now I just don't know if it was legit or not and thinking about it is unbearable.
Anon, stop. You digging up bad memories and making me want to punch my slightly younger self in the face.
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Do I get to go on a school shooting?

:^)
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>>263704707
Fix your...everything /v/. I constantly get the impression that you people are the most beta whipped faggots to ever live.
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>>263675993
>would you play a highschool simulator?
fuck no
just fuck no man

i can deal with some occasional anime highschool settings like persona, because its a little bit of wish fulfillment

but simulating the real highschool experience? fucking never

>sit down at wrong lunch table at beginning of year
>outcast for the next four years


the only good part about highschool was how it involved almost no effort or responsibility, i would stay up till 3-4am every night browsing /v/ and playing video games, sleep during class, and repeat the process
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>>263704476
>>263704670
I don't mean I literally started shouting at them to suck my dick, I started saying shit to hint that we could maybe mess around, not even do anything serious, like let me fondle them or something. My friend fucking fingered a girl in public at a party while she danced with him, and a girl won't let me fondle her in an alley or something?
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>>263705105
>digging up bad memories
I fucking hate memories man.
All that stupid shit i did.
Fuck.
Memories are the worst
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>>263704663
Correct. Employers want to see that you can commit to something.

Grades are important as well because that shows them that you're able to take on the work.

Of course there's those that say that employers don't look at grades or whatever, but you'd be surprised to find out what employers actually look at when highering.

However experience is key. If you don't have the experience when compared to somebody else that does the company is most likely going to go with the other guy because they won't have to teach him much when compared to you.
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>>263679902
>Drop out
>Go NEET
>Play video games all day
>Pass GED but still dumb as a brick and socially stunted

Worth it.
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>>263687790

I work with this girl who is not exceptionally gorgeous. She's just pretty in a plain way. And my father constantly chides me about her. "Wouldn't it be rad if you had an older girlfriend?" and shit
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>>263703180
fapfapfapfapfap
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>>263705805
Why don't you put your benis in her vagoo
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>>263705668
What the fuck could I do to get me "experience" to get hired as a firefighter without going to college to give me a better chance of getting hired at a station somewhere?
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>>263705990
dont you just go through an exam and physical test or something to become a firefighter?
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>>263705803
>My dream to go full NEET once I save up just a little more cash
>Read about all the NEETs here getting depressed and looking for reasons to live
It is not an easy decision to make, now.
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Without going to college? Probably not very much.

http://www.ehow.com/how_8107_become-firefighter.html
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>>263697691

>lactating from exercise
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>>263706324
No idea, but I;d imagine if they test me and I do just as well as someone else who has a degree they will take him in a heartbeat. I'm not even that physically strong, either.
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>>263706601
This was meant for
>>263705990
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>>263676118
>playing as a bully in a class full of cute nerd girls
This is the game I have been waiting for.
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>>263679902
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>>263705438
>a girl won't let me fondle her in an alley or something?
If you can't understand why someone wouldn't find that appealing, that's your problem
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>>263706583
Well I wouldn't say I'm actually depressed, but I am sad a lot. Though that mostly has to do with not ever being able to live up to what I wanted to be, combined with the fact I don't really have any hobbies. If you have more than a few hobbies to spend your time on, and are perfectly happy doing nothing you will probably enjoy NEET life.

It's really perfectly achievable to enjoy NEET life, the reason most don't is they just aren't cut out for it, or run out of stuff to do because of narrow fields of vision.
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>>263704707

It's sickening that the modern male is usually a betacuck skinny jean wearing faggot, or some flimsy jello spine manlet like this picture.

The system is actively destroying masculinity starting at the elementary schools.

>chew a pop tart into a L shape, get police called on you because your elementary school teacher thinks it's a gun shape
>draw US army shooting Godzilla, get arrested for violent material
>father is military, he can't visit or pick you up at the school in his military dress uniform
>wear an NRA t-shirt, get suspended

We're fucked if people don't wake up.
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>>263707241
it's appealing if you're attractive, cunt.
>yfw cognitive dissonance
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>>263706583
nigga, I'm not neet and I still wonder why I live
fuck, I don't even know about my major anymore, and I don't have anything I like that is actually a job
fuck, I barely like what I like.
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>>263707804
fuck you moot what is this shit
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>>263707804
Hahaha everybody get a load of this guy. Do you really think all people are that shallow? Get off the Internet and explore real life, kid.
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>>263707087
have you tried 'Bully'?
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>>263708058
Mad because I'm right I see. Face it, you'd get down on a truckstop restroom floor and suck a guy's dick if he looked like Brad Pitt. Kill yourself, you're pathetic.
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I did high school about as wrong as I possibly could have, short of dropping out. I'd probably be awesome at a high school simulator because not a day goes by where I don't think about how I would have done everything differently.

>>263706583

until recently I did contract work and often ended up unemployed for large stretches of time. Even with money in the bank it becomes difficult to enjoy anything because of the feeling that you're wasting your time instead of looking for a job or whatever. And depression makes it hard to do anything productive, I look back and think that if I'd spent all that free time learning a second language or working out I'd be in a much better position. But I barely felt like getting out of bed and even videogames stopped being fun when they're all there is to do.

but I mean, if you know for sure you could just stop working for a year and come out of that doing just fine, I bet it'd be fun.
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>>263707956
damn man, you're not the onl yone

Sometimes I feel I dont even know where my life is going
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>>263680896

>you will never fuck 14 year old girls
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>>263708476
I've also been thinking about what it means to 'be' and I'm not finding comfortable answers.
Life is shit, I just want to live in japan.
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>>263708784
You could anon, just be attractive. Or strong enough to overpower them. It's not that hard, I men they are 14 year old girls.
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>>263708217
That has more than one boy in it so that won't work for me.
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>>263675993
Yes I would.
homeschooled all my life. no friendswhatsoever, never been in a real school.
I'd like to know what goes on there ;_:
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>>263708784
Little sisters?
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>>263709067
You don't want to live in Japan, it's so shit that they have to put in gates on the roofs of their buildings so people don't jump off. You want to live in the 2D world, and that I can understand.
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>>263708784
They really need to lock up pedo fucks like you. Or better yet, a bullet to the head.
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>>263709618
actually, I kinda want to teach there and if possible act in toku
because I-I'm sure they want a murrikan they can laugh at r-right?
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>>263709636
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>>263696560
>Being ugly and fat as a male
Dude, I said NORMAL MALE not UGLY AND FAT MALE.
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>>263705438
Dude are you 15 or something.
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>>263709849
>will they like me because i am a whitepiggu?
The short answer is no.
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>>263709636
Fuck off Haze.
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>>263686754
I hate tip fedora meme, but I sort of agree here. I had a terrible high school experience but I don't want to kill everyone in a videogame simulation of it. I just don't want to relive it, even in the form of simulation
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>>263710173
You respond to a half-hour-ago post questioning someone's age? That's like a textbook example of teenage passive-aggressiveness.
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>>263710552
I was talking to my gf on the phone and couldnt keep up with the thread so i let it auto update
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>>263710746
>my gf
You aren't fooling anyone.
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>>263710552
he's just a newfag

been a lot since smash demo and all that
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>>263710950
:^( it's true anon i've been with her for 3 years
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>>263710552
>Half hour
>Long time
>responding to a post
>passive aggressive

Do you have brain damage?
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>>263711030
Been here since i was 14, 20 now. So fugg off newfriend :^)
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>>263710746
>having a gf
Either you're a liar or you don't belong here.
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>>263700487
It is though. Good luck getting a job that isn't military.
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I still have nightmares about high school and wake up covered in sweat. I was never bullied, but I could never do work at home or study. I just didn't care. And teachers thought I was smart and would lecture me about doing my work and I just felt like a scumbag failing their class and disappointing them. I dropped out.
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>>263705942

Whole host of reasons. Biggest roadblock is our boss would probably have a shit fit, also she is pretty but she's still out of my league.
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>>263700205
Funny because I dropped out and I work for ups and have had several jobs prior to that. Including multiple at one time.
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>>263675993
No.
I already did that and it was awful.
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>>263712484
>tfw this is almost you
>it happened again in college
>failed that somehow because I just played vidya and browsed /v/ all the time
>just started another program
Hope I don't fuck up again.
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>>263689919
>- Autistic male (Dante must die)

Autist here, that's more of a grade school thing. High School was alright since the spergs could hide way easier.
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>>263686062
Can anyone tell me why these guys are shopped onto that truck and why those shoes are also shopped onto the truck?
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>>263709524
In a ghetto area: fights everyday, nigs chimpin out

In a mid class area: 85% of students are doing some kind of drug

Rich area: Douchebagary everywhere including angsty teens talking about their fav beer and occasionally the coke headed paris hilton drones
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>All those shitty normalfags bawwing about how lonely they are that will never know the joy of waifus
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>>263703180
Her hair reminds me a little bit of Mitsuru.

I like it. Who is she? Google doesnt give me anything.
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>>263688749
>Why would I want to play a game about a realistic high school life?
It could be a cartoony parody of high school, like Bully.
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>>263698852
This man knows what's up

Bitchy girls in high school are always the fucking worst when it comes to sex. black girls and older girls (like mid twenties) that aren't bitchy are usually at least good
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>>263684459
Fucking kill yourself, cuckold bitchboy.
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>>263698380
jesus fuck, gatsby, what do you do all day?
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>>263715425
>she
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>>263684459
> got pol trolled hard

that wasn't even good bait, nigga, shit
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>final boss
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>>263714990
>I'm just going to assume all 3D women are terrible sluts out to get you and never embrace the warmth and passion of another human being

Alright have fun with that man. Meanwhile my child is going to continue my lineage into humanity's future.
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I would love to play a Persona 3+ style game set in an American high school for a change.

I used to wonder why there's such a fascination with high school life in Japanese culture and someone once explained to me that, unlike America, high school is the last point in Japanese society where individuality and creativity aren't, for the most part, crushed by the drudgery of working life in Japan. So it's romanticized in kind of the same way college is in the US as a time of youthful freedom.
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>>263716106
holy shit, that actually sounds like a game i'd want to play.

>develop skills and relationships throughout the year, end of the year is the ultimate challenge
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>>263716351
I'd buy a game like this
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I'm 21 and had 2 bros from summer camp from when we were all 5 years old

I stopped talking to the one up until freshman year in college where he contacted me to be my roommate. too bad he turned into a hipster shithead and was. a horrible roommate, although I didn't do enough to let him know that he was one

I'm still best bros with the other guy, and have a girlfriend that is cool as fuck that is friends with him and the other two guys we hang out with since they all went to the same high school

Everything ended up for the best honestly.
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I was actually playing Bully just today.
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>>263675993

Not really, Sims already scratches my itch for general simulations and I don't think taking that and either putting it in a school setting or worse adding actual academic features would improve anything.
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There's always Cherry Tree High Comedy Club.
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>>263714990
>needing to pretend a cartoon girl likes you
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>>263703978
I failed out of college due to pressure but finally started going again recently to loc community college and its not all bad. you should try it anon

I won't get some crazy good job but all I want is a comfy one. maybe that'll help you too
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>>263698465

But preppy kids are skinny as twigs and have no strength in a fight and have to use all their charisma to take you down youd know that if you fought with any prepfags in hs.
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>>263710352

But what if you can make every bitch swoon over you?
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>>263700658
That's hot. Good job, anon.
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>mfw i've never been in a fight
whats it like
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>>263702063
I can never remember my own number either. Partly because I have no social life and partly because I'm fucking dumb. I'm glad I'm not the only one.
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>All these people asking why would i EVER want to go back?
The point of the simulator is to simulate what could have been if you acted like a complete opportunistic sociopath like everyone else was or what would have happened if you werent so damn awkward or ugly
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>>263719292

Well first you have no idea what you're doing but you start some shit or find yourself in some shit someone's starting.

About 3 seconds after you start either just randomly grabbing each other or trying to swing you begin to realize this could sort of be a fight you're in. Now depending if you're a bitch nigga such as myself you either get schooled, survive long enough for someone to break it up or by some miracle manage to rock your opponent's shit and become totally cool for like a day or two.

Also sometimes the authorities show up and it all goes to shit if you're not on good social standing because everyone will gladly take the opportunity whether you won or not to make it out that you started the fight and are the cause of problems to either get you punished, suspended or expelled. Why, you ask? What kind of fucking question is that? You're already getting in random fights over nothing, you think they'll stop at violence to make your life shit?

Also if you're on really shitty social standing expect someone to claim to call their cousin/brother/friends (and possibly actually follow through sometimes) to finish you off outside school when you least expect it.

So basically it's really gay.
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Yes. Tokimeki Memorial and it is the best.

After my third-year as a reliable member of the Tennis club, I momentarily turned Super Saiyan and acquired a unique skill, used only in battle with mine enemies.

On our senior trip to Australia, my darling Yukari and I encountered a fearsome Koala bear. Resolute to protect the one I love, I displayed the results of 3 years of casual Tennis practice: I slammed a tennis ball aimed at the interloping drop bear. It was so fast -- and hit so hard -- that the ball turned to flame mid-flight. Once it punched the ground, the flame turned into a Phoenix and engulfed the koala bear. Due to my impressive display of heroism, Yukari's affection for me rose mildly.

I love Tokimeki Memorial.
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I joined the Navy so it's basically as if I never left high school.
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>>263720810
There's a lot more epsom salt and gay sex.
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>>263720926
Nah, every ship has the go to slut.
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High School Simulator Variants: American, British, Japanese, Chinese, Magical(Harry Potter-ish), Columbine.

Character Types: Bully, Nerd, Jock, Queen Bee, Class Clown, Special Ed, Prep, Punk, Goth, Cheerleader.

What should be added?
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>>263704125
why can't I hold all of these hilarious puns and crushing depression
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>>263722616
Would anyone really be interested in Chinese high school? I don't think so. Cross it off the list.
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>>263720109
Sounds fun.
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>>263704125

Thank God I know for sure all the girls pulling that shit with me were making fun of me. I don't have to live wondering forever.

Also I have a fantastic girlfriend now so who gives a shit.
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I'll play as female character and whore my self out like my chinese cartoon. I'll sleep with entire school even teacher. Then as some point i'll quit school and be a prostitute, probably get pregnant and dont know whose father is 'cause unprotected sex feel the best and the feeling of being cum inside is so good. Then i'll meet some loser want to marry my character and want to be my child's father. I'll continue make my character have sex with some faceless old man behind his back though
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>>263705803
>Dumb as a brick

You don't learn anything of value in high school. At least I didn't

Then again I went to Compton High School
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>>263684012
>tfw this was literally me in 11th grade as well
I did everything I could to get Marissa to notice me. Best thing was I stalked her fucking facebook, too. She only ever put on makeup when she met her boyfriend, and literally every time I saw picture of her in his arms I'd tear up. In school she wouldn't wear makeup, or at least it'd be rare, and she still fucking looked perfect regardless. She sat right next to me, but only because the seating chart was arranged alphabetically and it just worked out that way. I still remember trying to start up conversations with her, it always ended the same way. I don't even feel sorry for myself anymore, only the janitors who had to go clean up the spaghetti that came pouring from my jeans after every failed attempt of me approaching her.
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>>263712228
jobs don't give a shit about high school when they see you graduated uni
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>>263727041
>I still remember trying to start up conversations with her, it always ended the same way.
Please post an average conversation you'd have with her.
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>>263726784
>grow up in New Hampshire
>literally one black kid/family in the entire town
Perfect place to live. Shame I moved to Florida and am surrounded by degenerates and meth heads.
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>>263727041
Look on the bright side. At least you actually tried to talk to her. I live with the fact that I have never had a gf and
my freshman year of highschool I had a qt3.14 flirting with me, even the popular kid next to me said he is pretty sure she liked me. But I never made a move despite her walking with me to class hugging my arm, laughing at everything I said, and touching me all the time when I said something. I never fucking tried anything, and I have regretted it all my life. Maybe if I would have done something there it would have given me the confidence to do something now.
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>>263728968
well at least that means your attractive enough for a girl to like you

thats a great thing
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>>263728968
Fug
I had a similar situation, although she wasn't all over me like that.
Can't believe i was retarded enough to believe that grills had cooties in fucking freshman year.
At least, it was something like that, that stopped me.
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>>263729354
Were it so easy
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>>263728841
This was my most meaningful interaction with her:
>Stalk her Facebook
>Figure out she likes the 49ers
>Buy a 49ers jersey and wait for them to win, go into school the next day wearing the jersey to make sure she notices me, also expecting an easy way to start up a conversation
>Sit down in class, she comes in about 20 seconds after I sit down
>Teacher in the back fucking around, figure this is the perfect time to try something