would you play a highschool simulator?
like true simulator, not Artificial Academy shit-tier
I don't want to recall all those terrible memories.
rockstar should make a sequel to Bully set in a 1970s/80s british school.
character wheel where you play the dad in 1970s scotland and the kid in 2000s england. both shitty state schools. iPod instead of car radio and shit like that. would be sick
Well in real life you tend to have a smaller group of friends and you don't join more than one club at a time.
I say usually because half of my school's football team and I were in both football and either Math or Scholar's Bowl or on the Debate Team. Mostly because our school's football team was a joke, barring my senior year when a group of niggers enrolled as freshmen.
Well there are variations of highschool life in the US, the biggest factor being if its private or public and in what state. Most private schools are the ones just like in my japanese animes. >>263678839
Ah so you attended sanada high then? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ftNvqk0DoKU
It'll never happen but might be cool:
You play as a jailbait-obsessed high school English teacher. The game is a dialogue-driven RPG and the objective is to successfully have a secret affair with the same girl from freshman to senior year, then to leave your wife and marry her when she's 18. Every time you fail and have to start over with a new chick, you get more attention on you and being secretive is more difficult as the rumor mill escalates and you have more attention on your activities. You keep doing this over and over throughout your career, with the difficulty gradually escalating as you age and become less physically appealing to your prey, as well as the townspeople becoming aware of your serial student-marrying and focusing the authorities' attention on you. You earn a high score by retiring with the youngest possible wife, though it's possible to lose by either getting caught and prosecuted (you can sometimes beat the charges in the trial minigame if you're good at being secretive) OR by failing to keep the secret after being too old and having your current wife leave you.
Yeah, that was one of my biggest issues with that idea.
>"So Yu's come to Bastkeball like 20 times over the past three months and he never came again... But he's still my best and only friend that I care about!"
This. I want to be the new girl in school with my stepsister and single out the Queen Bee so I can take steps to openly overthrow her inferior rule and set up my own totalitarianism.
>literally nobody responded to that fat fucking white ass
/v/ literally is gay
Doesn't Persona already exist? I remember buying that game mistakenly thinking it was a JRPG. Instead it's a fucking Japanese high school simulator with very minimal video game segments at night.
It's a great ass
But we've all seen it before
>you will never go back in time to fix all the mistakes you made in high school
>you will never actually have friends and strong connections built from high school
>you will never fuck hot bitches in their prime
>you will never do drugs for the first time again
Those friends you make in high school rarely carry forward.
I had a huge friend group at school, and I'd say out of the 20 people I saw regularly I see none these days.
Childhood friends have a much higher chance of retention, and the ones you make in college tend to replace those from high school.
Man I don't know why I ever hung out with those plebs in the first place.
>Girl from Kindergarden is in at least one class with me from Kindergarden to college
>Get sad that I'll never see her again after high school
>Get sad that I never made friends with her
First day of college she's there
Finally get nerve to ask her out
Marry her sister four years later after we graduate
I'm still "friends" with them but I don't give a shit anymore.
Everyone I know hangs out with their childhood friends now pre-teen years. Including myself.
Mainly cuz I'm just not the same person I was in highschool, and my true friends are the only ones I want to be around these days.
That's cute anon.
>mfw english highschool
I fucking loved school, it was acceptable to do nothing, smoke pot and play videogames
>mfw getting in from school at 3, playing videogames until 9 and heading out to the park to get intoxicated
If it lets me not be a complete social fuckup this time, then hell yeah I would.
>in 11th grade US history class
>qt3.14159 comes into class after the first week
>sneak glances at her the entire class
>my heart is melting
>occasionally dangles her flats, my dick turns to diamonds
>literal perfection in my eyes, great voice, great personality
>never talk to her, she probably thinks I'm a creep because I'm sure she caught me staring at her a few times
>get sad I will never be her friend
>get sad I will never be more than her friend
>create elaborate fantasies in my mind involving us coming across each other and becoming friends
>jerk off to the thought of her and pictures off of her facebook
I'm fucking pathetic
Sucks for you man, or I should say it sucks for me. I moved from my elementry school and got home schooled until highschool, so I don't have childhood friends. Just one I got when I first arived in my new place.
Nah it doesn't suck, I got to see who my real friends are and I'd rather have 3 friends I trust with my life than 20 "friends" that just hover in the radiation of my life.
You'll do fine with one, that's all you really need as long as they're a true friend.
>Not a racist retard
>HURRR must be a nigger! NIGGER DETECTED! BACK TO BONGO BONGO LAND! HOLOHOAX DON'T REAL! GOOD GOY!
>used to be a popular guy with lots of friends in the first half of half school
>had to move
>end up being the biggest loser with no friends
I've been dry for 4 months, and the past 2 days I've been so desperate to escape the boredom and monotony of my life that I've started scraping my pieces for res. It sucks because I've got the money to buy weed but no connections any more. All I want to do is play RO2 while chiefing on an eighth of dank.
What? The Jews lied to us? This changes everything.
TELL ME MORE
>Down the rabbit hole I go!
>Use to have a lot of friends back when I was in school
>Kept out of contact with everybody when I finished it
>Now have no friends and barely go outside
I recommend skipping the last volume, though.
Also needs "punk," "goth," and "nu metal aficionado."
One life time of high school is enough for me. Unless the game includes rape or murdering my classmates
Where do you think you fucking are? You've come home, Anon.
Pic not related but hope you get a laugh from it
Because being a fucking pothead is good right? Because people love potheads. Because you'll actually meet people that arent filthy potheads by smoking tons of weed right?
I really hate drugs like that. I've lost tons of childhood friends because they started out with weed and ended with rehab or worse. Im sorry anon
Almost same. All of my friends either went off to college or have to work. I'm stuck in my hometown at a community college that I'm been at for almost four years. Fucking sucks being shit at math.
My gf was a cheerleader in highschool.
Super high maintenance and still is. Smart as all hell. Ranked in top 10 of our class but never even bothered to become a bitchy girl. I love her but hate her
Do you guys also have families who keep hassling you to go out and do something and get a gf?
Yes. I get pissed that she put me through hell in highschool for attending all the games, dealing with her friends stupid drama, and i get pissed all of a sudden.
So i fuck her fat ass and all is good
No, like all (well, most) drugs, it's the abuse that's the problem.
Thre's nothing wrong with a lovely, relaxing toke now and then, perhaps at the end of a long day. But if you're STARTING said long day with a joint...
Over the years several of my pupils (usually between 14 and 18) turn up to class high as fuck . As far as I'm aware at least two of them have died from hard drug overdose.
I'd play a highschool friendship sim.
High school in the United States is the closest thing to a Purgatory that we can prove exists. It's generally a painful experience, it's full of terrible excuses for people, if you're there you're probably a terrible but not permanently irredeemable person, and you'll eventually move on from it to something where you're a less awful person and the people around you are also less awful. Why would I want to play a game about a realistic high school life? What's worth playing about a game set in a realistic high school? Nothing, to me. I play games to enjoy kicking ass and fighting for justice, not to have to deal with jerks and bitches fucking with me while I torment the gay kids.
My best friend was a super bro. When he turned 17 he started experimenting with weed
After about half a year of constantly doing and mixing up drugs like that he started acting super weird, took him to the hospital and they wanted him in a psych center.
Now he's 21 schizophrenic, lives off of his dad, never finished highschool and won't stop talking about this one specific day in the psych ward.
No idea, just a funny image some Anon posted a while back. I thin /h/ has semiregular funny porn threads, goldmines for shit like that.
Try reverse image search.
I don't get how having a gf would help anybody if they currently aren't doing anything with their lives. It'll probably make you more depressed even if you're going out with a qt shut in
Mine does it the most as well
>STARTING said long day with a joint
That's ingrained in the subculture, it has little to do with the actually smoking weed.
>As far as I'm aware at least two of them have died from hard drug overdose
It's a gateway drug, at least where it's illegal, since it's usually people's first contact with drug dealers.
Both of which aren't done for their own sake, but rather their associated subcultures.
decent mmos are basically like highschool for the duration that you're addicted to them
lol no it's not, you can still go to a university as long as you go to community college and get good grades for a semester or two.
>dropped out, took my GED test, got perfect scores, got my high school diploma a year before i was supposed to actually graduate
So say that I finally got off my ass and tried to get a gf and actually do stuff how would I even go about doing it?
I've become socially retarded over the years
>Mine does it the most as well
She's the only one that does it for me. Worst is that I'm staying with her for the quarter, so she keeps trying to get me to go hang out, dispite the fact that she asks me twenty minutes before she has to go, which is usually right as I wake up.
- Good looking female (Very easy)
- Chad (Easier)
- Ugly female (Easy)
- Normal male
- Fat male (Medium)
- Fat and Ugly male (Hard)
- Asian (Very Hard)
- Autistic male (Dante must die)
Exactly. Like I said, there's nothing wrong with partaking of anything now and then (with the exception of heroin' very moreish so I'm told...) but it's the abuse, which leads to the pursuit of a greater high.
>That's ingrained in the subculture
Perhaps you're right. In certain countries, like my own Scotland, alcohol is part of the culture and it's a killer.
And part of the stoner sub-culture is "getting totally blazed brah" but that's just hyperbole and teenage posturing for the majority. For a few, it's a daily reality.
Still, video games eh?
Get a job, talk at bars, or other places. Find a gf.
Eventually she'll talk to you about her friends. You go out with her and her friends
They are now your friends.
You do stuff together.
It's that simple
Not for what they do.
Drugs that are abused for their effects are things like caffeine and cocaine.
Don't get the job for money, get it for social interaction.
It's one of the few things after high school that effectively qualify as "forces socializing".
I actually have a gf but no friends to play vidya with is suffering. Co op and teamwork heavy multiplayer games trigger me.
>Don't get the job for money, get it for social interaction.It's one of the few things after high school that effectively qualify as "forces socializing
Be warned that co-workers or the boss can make your life hell, or so I'm told.
Losing is always better than not playing at all.
Even if you lose, you still get something out of it, while, if you just keep doing what you're always doing nothing is gonna change.
Might as well go and take acting classes. The secret is that you are able to pretend to be sociable and all that.
If you keep wearing that mask long enough you'll figure out how things work.
I can't agree with this. The stress and misery is not worth it in my book. By all means, get a job and try it, but just learn how to deal with the terrible people to minimize the suffering you may endure.
I went through high school without saying much to anyone. I wouldn't call myself popular, but I had a small group of friends who I liked. I tried for years to hot that sweet spot of being just aloof enough for people to think im calm and relaxed but not too cynical and sarcastic to where people think im a loner douche.
literally the best way through high school
>people that can't accept that this was totally valid and they got BTFO
>"You waste your time doing the same things I do, but you do it high, so you're clearly a perpetually stoned loser!"
It ONLY applies to social interaction.
Even if you get nothing out of it, you'll still have observed new mannerisms and managed to remove another few useless or negative options for a certain type of person from your repertoire.
Drugs will not make a person shizophrenic, they will act as a catalyst if he was already going to become one or they can exacerbate it. Also, I think it should be said that acid and shrooms are remarkably safe substances and even people that have accidentally taken thousands of times the average recreational dose end up with no lasting harm done.
This is how I feel too, I'm probably better off alone anyway because I'd probably bore the pants off any woman who wasn't into playing videogames and staying indoors 90% of the time, plus I'm so fucked up I won't feel very comfortable having to hide all my weird fetishes and quirks that I don't think about doing alone.
He's schizo dude. Like you cant even deny it when you speak to him when he's off his meds. He ate like 1/2 a shroom and he was extremely weird still 2 weeks later.
He was in a coma when he was 7 for pneumonia though, he has 1 and a half lungs
A normal male just breezes through school with normal grades and a normal amount of friends.
An ugly female has to deal with self-esteem issues and might have to put up with abuse by the queen bitches. How's normal male harder?
>tfw you will never be ASR's manager and introduce her into a porn acting career, and because her handbag is so small and already filled with three other dildos she needs to hide the love balls and the buttplug in her ass on her way to work
The drugs weren't the cause of schizophrenia, he was already going to develop it. Also, if you mean half of one mushroom I don't think that dose would do much of anything, and if you mean a half ounce then he was just already fucked because a half ounce isn't really THAT heavy of a dose. Sorry, your friend was already on the path to the crazies.
I'm in the same boat as you, in terms of losing friends from rehab and other weed related stuff the other anons have posted.
However, I don't think weed was the issue, those people who fucked up were always fucked in the head and desperately needed help only to never get it.
I tried my best to help them myself, but I could only do so much.
So yeah, I don't blame weed, and this is coming from a guy who had an absolutely bitter falling out that drastically changed his personality for good.
If weed didn't have this culture around it, when I imagine someone smoking weed I imagine a chill long haired bearded hippie laying on the beach.
Just, laying there, listening to the ocean peacefully.
Don't shout at us! I thought /v/ was a safe space!
I don't really believe this. my friend wasn't going to be bipolar but the second he took some fucked up drugs he became one. and so did everyone (3 others of who he took with) as well.
holy shit I have a raging boner from looking at that .gif
I guess i've just had a really bad experience with the whole subject. Not one person that i know personally that has experimented with drugs or even just weed has come out fine
Step to me I'll play you like a vidya game, son.
science is dodgy when it comes to drugs, since everybody reacts differently (but within a certin parameter) to drugs, its hard as fuck to do proper non-bias multi-peer reviewed research on. that and lobbyists.
They have to the two people I know who has tried them. Granted I don't know if anything actually changed, and they only did them for a short time I think. They remain the same as far as I know, but I do agree that recreational drugs are usually bad.
It's called Fire Woman: Matoigumi.
It starts with you transferring into the school and getting beat when defending some girls from bullies. But some other girls come to your rescue and later ask you to join their organization, the Matoigumi, a sort of peace-keepers for the school.
So by then you can walk around the campus for each day, freely finish various school-related quests, learn new moves, beat bullies and advance the overall story. And who knows, one of the brave girls might become your girlfriend in the end.
It also has this specific but nice anime style.
And it's Japanese-only obviously.
I think they're bad, but it's more like.
>If they're dumb enough to put that shit in their body, they deserve what's coming
>if they know what's coming and choose to be irresponsible they deserve what's coming
It's probably flawed logic, but I don't think it's common in highschool for kids to be forced into drugs.
Maybe in the inner city, but not in the typical highschool environment.
I don't. Being ugly and fat as a male hurts both the social aspect, never getting laid. And being fat prevents you from performing in sports, which is a major area of pride for young males in high school.
They both get it bad, but fat and ugly males have an additional aspect they're bound to be under-performing while the social expectation is high for them.
That is if you even give a shit about what people think about you and don't become jaded and anti-social before the end of high school.
I'm not shitposting. I just want to share my feels.
Normally I might tell you guys to take this to /r9k/, but you're all too normalfag for /r9k/.
My grandma keeps asking me why I'm not married. I think she thinks I'm gay or something. No I don't think I should have kids even at the age of 25, I barely make enough money to support myself. Happens with these Mormon families though, according to Mormon communities I'm a sad old single man since I didn't help someone squeeze out a kid at the tender old age of 17.
He may have had the potential to develop it but may not have had he not partook in drugs, a lot of people have latent potential for something like schizophrenia or other mental disorders but the condition often never manifests without an outside chemical influence, this is pretty well studied and understood side effect of weed on some people.
The end of my high school life couldn't be any worse at that school.
>Be a loner all through at highschool
>even the "geeks" and "nerds" wont hang out with me kinda loner, got told be some chick that she thought I would shoot up the school one day loner.
i dont even want to keep typing, fuck highschool
I feel you man.
By the end of high school everyone thought I was a "psycho" (quote I'm not trying to be an edgy cunt). Even though I mostly kept to myself outside of forced team works and sports.
Only person who ever spoke to me in school about normal things was the school's librarian because I spent all my days in the library.
I never want to go back.
Almost everybody in rehab for weed is there because they got caught with the devils lettuce and they were given the choice between rehab and jail. Unsurprisingly, most people choose rehab.
Difference is that I did drugs with them, but then got sober. They continued to do so at the cost of everything they had. Some are drug-dealers now, one of my really good friends I made in 2nd grade completely lost his sanity and seemed extremely depressed last time I saw him.
Most of them did ecstasy, DMT, acid, shrooms, weed. But now their falling into opiates, and a few of them shoot heroin, so it's only a matter of time before I see 'em in the obituaries one day. Or on the news going to jail for robbery or whatever.
I tried with them to get sober, but to get sober you gotta really do it yourself and want to change. They want neither. And for my own sobriety, I had to cut them out of my life. Any rehab will tell you that. It sucks, but I actually love my life now and it was the best decision I ever made, so not one bit of regret.
>wanting to relive high school
>thinking it would be like yourself now with equally smart people doing easy shit in school
Nah nigga, teenagers are fucking retarded.
I occasionally go to the central valley, around Modesto usually, and drink shitty cheap beer and smoke weed at party's where everyone is barley scraping by financially just to experience what other people my age are doing.
Its the only social experience I get now a days.
>hot bitches in their prime
>skinny ass sluts who suck in bed and expect you to be perfect
>not wanting to fuck 20-something year old well adjusted chicks with some meat on them
If I'd been able to win the love of any waifu who wasn't at least a double-bagger, I'd have never wanted to leave high school.
>meat on them
>wanting to fuck fatties
>not wanting to fuck freshman near-lolis
>not wanting to fuck barely legal seniors
Depends, will I ragequit near the beginning like real life?
You forgot the rest.
>Apply for job
>Interviewer sees you never passed highschool and instead got a GED
>Assume you're a lazy sack of shit and never get the job
Does anyone else ever see the "cool kids" or other people from high school at bars and stuff? Fuck that shit. All the time I see people who I maybe talked to once act like we're best friends and say we should hang out and shit. Fuck you faggot, we both know that's not going to happen. It's worse that I still live in the town I went to high school in and the school was private so I had a small grade and everyone knew each other
When I was in high school, in order to get pictures of girls in my class to fap to, I had to wait for the yearbook to come out and hope the pics in it were good. We couldn't just jump on facebook and get a bunch of bikini pictures. You kids today don't know how good you have it.
>Quiet as fuck kid
>Never had any friends, but was not a complete loser and was never bullied
>tfw junior year I got so bored of everything that I literally just started touching some girl's asses in the hallway on my way to my next class to see how much of a grab I could get away with
Oddly enough they I had very few confrontations over it. There was a girl named Courtney with a phat as fuck ass and I would literally slam my hand into that shit when walking by her and she never said a word, and she was a popular girl, too.
That happened to me when I moved after grade school. Starting middle school as a fat loser with no friends is rough. And I never got back to being the lovable fat jokester that everyone likes
In middle school i used to not give a fuck and grab and squeeze this one particular girls ass all the time.
Lunch would let out and there would be a huge crowd and you could barely move. I'd sweep in, squeeze Janets huge fucking fat ass and act inconspicuous and walk away.
I did it at least every other day, one day i was mad and i squeezed her ass extremely hard and she yelped.
Yeah typo, I meant clear (like in the picture). Still, why would something they want to keep unobstructed be locked ? It's like locking a fire exit while putting a warning "Do not obstruct" in front of it. And since it's a sink in an hospital, I suppose it's like that because it often get clogged up with random shit and they want easy access to the pipes, but then why lock it.
>not liking lolis
>thinking that any girl who isn't thin is worth fucking
>wanting to fuck sluts who have a lot of sexual experience with guys who aren't you
How are those sexually transmitted infections treating you?
clean isn't the same as clear, if you close something it will stay clean
that is why I said you made a mistake, no one said the word clear, they don't want to keep it clear, they want to keep it clean
why? some hospital bullshit rule I guess
>18 and never had gf
>shy and awkward, just accepted my fate
>new school, started working out, still no gf
>14 year old girl had the hots for me (turned her down)
>told me her friends stalked me
>girls come up to me
>a bunch of them laughing and giggling
>one girl saying "No! Stop, omg!"
>"Hey this is X and every time she see you during lunch she says she'd totally suck your dick, put your number in her phone"
>she gets all red and hides her face (was a QT too, but probably like 15)
>get really fucking nervous and try to explain that I'm moving in a couple days (I was)
>"Still, put your number in her phone"
>didn't know my own number and rarely had my phone on me because nobody called me
>say something stupid and leave, eat by myself
>think of all the things I could have done better
I guess that's a confidence boost at least.
Crowd grabs were easy as fuck to pull off.
I have no idea how good I look, no girl has ever told me. I could be great looking, average, or ugly as fuck for all I know. So I guess take that as you will.
If you live in a city then go start walking the street and experiment. If you see a qt3.14 then get in close, pretend you're on your phone and just brush her ass with your hand. ALWAYS start with just tapping or brushing when you are new, as you get more experienced you will just sort of learn naturally how to squeeze her shit without her instantly realizing someone is doing it and who it is.
I wouldn't know, because the only thing I go to Tumblr for is incest porn.
They were probably just gonna prank you.
This shit has happened to me before. They ask for your number, then when they're bored they'll call you pretending they're fucking pizza hut and ask if you ordered a hundred super supremes.
If they seem like assholes, chances are they're assholes.
>besides tumblr, for the most part, is on our side.
Jesus you're a faggot. I fucking wish some qts would have just come up and basically begged me to fuck them after school. Instead I tried taking girls out once I got my license, never got fucking anything out of it except a few kisses. I got the intention they were just using me for free rides so I stopped.
oh, you are right... yea, that make no sense, hospital always have some retarded rules because the director is some Doctor who may know a lot about medicine but nothing about management
>still talk to best bro from high school
>still talk to him on the phone and text
>all we do is talk about shitty college, shitty love lives and tabletop games
>that feel when you're both suffering while everyone else you know joined the military/had kids/didn't go to college and lives fuller lives
i'm gonna finish college dammit, even if it's worthless and all i got are some damn good art skills that i never use for a job. still got my hatred to get me through
That's what I thought at first, but according to that 14 year old girl a couple girls her age thought I was hot for some reason.
What's the point if you never need it ;_;
I might, maybe i'd make friends that didn't stop talking to me after my 18th birthday
Or maybe i'd date a girl that understood why i was boring and never tried to sex her up in the three months we would be dating
>What's the point if you never need it ;_;
The fuck do you mean you never need it? What if an emergency happens or something? Fucking dumbass.
>I got the intention they were just using me for free rides so I stopped
Fucking this, a thousand times this. I never had a gf in school, and everyone always told me once I got to highschool that once I got a car I'd be practically fighting women off but they wound up making me drive them off to places. I even tried making it clear as fuck that I wanted to do more than just kiss, they always pushed me away, then got mad as fuck when I told them I didn't want to drive them around town.
>College is worthless
I have never understood what anyone means by this. I realize it is a waste of time and you don't learn shit from it, but really, isn't highschool and middle school as well? Reading and writing, and basic math, is really all you need, but doesn't a college degree help you find a job at least?
>Never went to college in a serious fashion
>Working a shit job at Home Depot
>No light at the end of the tunnel
>Nothing to look forward to in life
>Even video games don't do it for me anymore, they only soften the blows that life keeps delivering
>Cry when I'm alone, put up a really good front, but I'm fucking miserable
>All I want at this point is a reason to keep living.
Anytime a girl showed me any signs of affection I always thought they were trying to trap me in some sort of humiliating situation. Now I just don't know if it was legit or not and thinking about it is unbearable.
Depends on the profession.
I know a guy who has recently graduated with a Bachelors in Supply Chain Management and even though he's gotten tons of interviews he still doesn't have a job. I can see it's getting to him.
depending on the state/country ye.
If she gives proof of consent you can't get in trouble with the law as long as she's of legal age, although the parents might beat the shit outta ya
So if you wanted to do shit like say become a firefighter
yes, that is what I want to doyou wouldn't even recommend me going to college for that? Isn't someone who went to college that you might compete with going to have a way higher chance of getting the job than you?
>Supply chain management is keeping track of products from raw materials to the point when the finished goods reach the customer, including planning and forecasting; purchasing; product assembly; moving; and storage.
it's not that it's worthless or hard, transferring a few times and picking a bad school just makes everything a pain. i've just been in school too long. there's art jobs out there but i'll settle for a decent job while trying to break into the art scene
go to community and become a medical tech of sorts, easily triple or so and an actual profession
sup, same shit different day bro
>Tfw never had a stable group of friends to go on adventures with like in my Japanese animes
>Now I just don't know if it was legit or not and thinking about it is unbearable.
Anon, stop. You digging up bad memories and making me want to punch my slightly younger self in the face.
>would you play a highschool simulator?
just fuck no man
i can deal with some occasional anime highschool settings like persona, because its a little bit of wish fulfillment
but simulating the real highschool experience? fucking never
>sit down at wrong lunch table at beginning of year
>outcast for the next four years
the only good part about highschool was how it involved almost no effort or responsibility, i would stay up till 3-4am every night browsing /v/ and playing video games, sleep during class, and repeat the process
I don't mean I literally started shouting at them to suck my dick, I started saying shit to hint that we could maybe mess around, not even do anything serious, like let me fondle them or something. My friend fucking fingered a girl in public at a party while she danced with him, and a girl won't let me fondle her in an alley or something?
Correct. Employers want to see that you can commit to something.
Grades are important as well because that shows them that you're able to take on the work.
Of course there's those that say that employers don't look at grades or whatever, but you'd be surprised to find out what employers actually look at when highering.
However experience is key. If you don't have the experience when compared to somebody else that does the company is most likely going to go with the other guy because they won't have to teach him much when compared to you.
>Play video games all day
>Pass GED but still dumb as a brick and socially stunted
I work with this girl who is not exceptionally gorgeous. She's just pretty in a plain way. And my father constantly chides me about her. "Wouldn't it be rad if you had an older girlfriend?" and shit
>My dream to go full NEET once I save up just a little more cash
>Read about all the NEETs here getting depressed and looking for reasons to live
It is not an easy decision to make, now.
No idea, but I;d imagine if they test me and I do just as well as someone else who has a degree they will take him in a heartbeat. I'm not even that physically strong, either.
Well I wouldn't say I'm actually depressed, but I am sad a lot. Though that mostly has to do with not ever being able to live up to what I wanted to be, combined with the fact I don't really have any hobbies. If you have more than a few hobbies to spend your time on, and are perfectly happy doing nothing you will probably enjoy NEET life.
It's really perfectly achievable to enjoy NEET life, the reason most don't is they just aren't cut out for it, or run out of stuff to do because of narrow fields of vision.
It's sickening that the modern male is usually a betacuck skinny jean wearing faggot, or some flimsy jello spine manlet like this picture.
The system is actively destroying masculinity starting at the elementary schools.
>chew a pop tart into a L shape, get police called on you because your elementary school teacher thinks it's a gun shape
>draw US army shooting Godzilla, get arrested for violent material
>father is military, he can't visit or pick you up at the school in his military dress uniform
>wear an NRA t-shirt, get suspended
We're fucked if people don't wake up.
it's appealing if you're attractive, cunt.
>yfw cognitive dissonance
nigga, I'm not neet and I still wonder why I live
fuck, I don't even know about my major anymore, and I don't have anything I like that is actually a job
fuck, I barely like what I like.
I did high school about as wrong as I possibly could have, short of dropping out. I'd probably be awesome at a high school simulator because not a day goes by where I don't think about how I would have done everything differently.
until recently I did contract work and often ended up unemployed for large stretches of time. Even with money in the bank it becomes difficult to enjoy anything because of the feeling that you're wasting your time instead of looking for a job or whatever. And depression makes it hard to do anything productive, I look back and think that if I'd spent all that free time learning a second language or working out I'd be in a much better position. But I barely felt like getting out of bed and even videogames stopped being fun when they're all there is to do.
but I mean, if you know for sure you could just stop working for a year and come out of that doing just fine, I bet it'd be fun.
>you will never fuck 14 year old girls
You don't want to live in Japan, it's so shit that they have to put in gates on the roofs of their buildings so people don't jump off. You want to live in the 2D world, and that I can understand.
I hate tip fedora meme, but I sort of agree here. I had a terrible high school experience but I don't want to kill everyone in a videogame simulation of it. I just don't want to relive it, even in the form of simulation
I still have nightmares about high school and wake up covered in sweat. I was never bullied, but I could never do work at home or study. I just didn't care. And teachers thought I was smart and would lecture me about doing my work and I just felt like a scumbag failing their class and disappointing them. I dropped out.
Funny because I dropped out and I work for ups and have had several jobs prior to that. Including multiple at one time.
>tfw this is almost you
>it happened again in college
>failed that somehow because I just played vidya and browsed /v/ all the time
>just started another program
Hope I don't fuck up again.
In a ghetto area: fights everyday, nigs chimpin out
In a mid class area: 85% of students are doing some kind of drug
Rich area: Douchebagary everywhere including angsty teens talking about their fav beer and occasionally the coke headed paris hilton drones
>All those shitty normalfags bawwing about how lonely they are that will never know the joy of waifus
This man knows what's up
Bitchy girls in high school are always the fucking worst when it comes to sex. black girls and older girls (like mid twenties) that aren't bitchy are usually at least good
>I'm just going to assume all 3D women are terrible sluts out to get you and never embrace the warmth and passion of another human being
Alright have fun with that man. Meanwhile my child is going to continue my lineage into humanity's future.
I would love to play a Persona 3+ style game set in an American high school for a change.
I used to wonder why there's such a fascination with high school life in Japanese culture and someone once explained to me that, unlike America, high school is the last point in Japanese society where individuality and creativity aren't, for the most part, crushed by the drudgery of working life in Japan. So it's romanticized in kind of the same way college is in the US as a time of youthful freedom.
I'm 21 and had 2 bros from summer camp from when we were all 5 years old
I stopped talking to the one up until freshman year in college where he contacted me to be my roommate. too bad he turned into a hipster shithead and was. a horrible roommate, although I didn't do enough to let him know that he was one
I'm still best bros with the other guy, and have a girlfriend that is cool as fuck that is friends with him and the other two guys we hang out with since they all went to the same high school
Everything ended up for the best honestly.
Not really, Sims already scratches my itch for general simulations and I don't think taking that and either putting it in a school setting or worse adding actual academic features would improve anything.
I failed out of college due to pressure but finally started going again recently to loc community college and its not all bad. you should try it anon
I won't get some crazy good job but all I want is a comfy one. maybe that'll help you too
>All these people asking why would i EVER want to go back?
The point of the simulator is to simulate what could have been if you acted like a complete opportunistic sociopath like everyone else was
or what would have happened if you werent so damn awkward or ugly
Well first you have no idea what you're doing but you start some shit or find yourself in some shit someone's starting.
About 3 seconds after you start either just randomly grabbing each other or trying to swing you begin to realize this could sort of be a fight you're in. Now depending if you're a bitch nigga such as myself you either get schooled, survive long enough for someone to break it up or by some miracle manage to rock your opponent's shit and become totally cool for like a day or two.
Also sometimes the authorities show up and it all goes to shit if you're not on good social standing because everyone will gladly take the opportunity whether you won or not to make it out that you started the fight and are the cause of problems to either get you punished, suspended or expelled. Why, you ask? What kind of fucking question is that? You're already getting in random fights over nothing, you think they'll stop at violence to make your life shit?
Also if you're on really shitty social standing expect someone to claim to call their cousin/brother/friends (and possibly actually follow through sometimes) to finish you off outside school when you least expect it.
So basically it's really gay.
Yes. Tokimeki Memorial and it is the best.
After my third-year as a reliable member of the Tennis club, I momentarily turned Super Saiyan and acquired a unique skill, used only in battle with mine enemies.
On our senior trip to Australia, my darling Yukari and I encountered a fearsome Koala bear. Resolute to protect the one I love, I displayed the results of 3 years of casual Tennis practice: I slammed a tennis ball aimed at the interloping drop bear. It was so fast -- and hit so hard -- that the ball turned to flame mid-flight. Once it punched the ground, the flame turned into a Phoenix and engulfed the koala bear. Due to my impressive display of heroism, Yukari's affection for me rose mildly.
I love Tokimeki Memorial.
High School Simulator Variants: American, British, Japanese, Chinese, Magical(Harry Potter-ish), Columbine.
Character Types: Bully, Nerd, Jock, Queen Bee, Class Clown, Special Ed, Prep, Punk, Goth, Cheerleader.
What should be added?
Thank God I know for sure all the girls pulling that shit with me were making fun of me. I don't have to live wondering forever.
Also I have a fantastic girlfriend now so who gives a shit.
I'll play as female character and whore my self out like my chinese cartoon. I'll sleep with entire school even teacher. Then as some point i'll quit school and be a prostitute, probably get pregnant and dont know whose father is 'cause unprotected sex feel the best and the feeling of being cum inside is so good. Then i'll meet some loser want to marry my character and want to be my child's father. I'll continue make my character have sex with some faceless old man behind his back though
>tfw this was literally me in 11th grade as well
I did everything I could to get Marissa to notice me. Best thing was I stalked her fucking facebook, too. She only ever put on makeup when she met her boyfriend, and literally every time I saw picture of her in his arms I'd tear up. In school she wouldn't wear makeup, or at least it'd be rare, and she still fucking looked perfect regardless. She sat right next to me, but only because the seating chart was arranged alphabetically and it just worked out that way. I still remember trying to start up conversations with her, it always ended the same way. I don't even feel sorry for myself anymore, only the janitors who had to go clean up the spaghetti that came pouring from my jeans after every failed attempt of me approaching her.
Look on the bright side. At least you actually tried to talk to her. I live with the fact that I have never had a gf and
my freshman year of highschool I had a qt3.14 flirting with me, even the popular kid next to me said he is pretty sure she liked me. But I never made a move despite her walking with me to class hugging my arm, laughing at everything I said, and touching me all the time when I said something. I never fucking tried anything, and I have regretted it all my life. Maybe if I would have done something there it would have given me the confidence to do something now.
I had a similar situation, although she wasn't all over me like that.
Can't believe i was retarded enough to believe that grills had cooties in fucking freshman year.
At least, it was something like that, that stopped me.
This was my most meaningful interaction with her:
>Stalk her Facebook
>Figure out she likes the 49ers
>Buy a 49ers jersey and wait for them to win, go into school the next day wearing the jersey to make sure she notices me, also expecting an easy way to start up a conversation
>Sit down in class, she comes in about 20 seconds after I sit down
>Teacher in the back fucking around, figure this is the perfect time to try something
>She looks over, sees my jersey
>"Oh anon, you like football?"
>"Immediately fucking excited, I didn't even have to start up anything, she fucking comes to me
>"Oh, yeah. We won yesterday, I had to wear my jersey and let everyone know."
>"I like San Fran, too."
>"Did you watch the game?"
>"Nah, I don't really like football enough to sit through a whole game. But cool jersey, though."
Literally that was it. I felt destroyed, that was my best shot and I figured it was fool proof. Turns out all the fucking girls in highschool who wear jerseys or say they are into sports are not into shit. They just like wearing the clothes. Basically all my conversations with her ended like that, she never even completely remembered my name.
Not him, but one good looking girl liking you at some point doesn't mean anything. All girls generally look for different shit,
anon probably just was lucky enough to fit into what she wanted. A very, very, very fucking small percentage of qt girls look for shy guys, but you could live 10 lifetimes and you'd be lucky to come across one of those types of girls. Looks like anon was one of the lucky ones, he just didn't capitalize on it.
>partnered with pinoy grill for basic conversation practice
>have to describe a classmate, partner guesses
>she describes "handsome, blonde"
>go down the rows guessing all the blonde haired guys
>after naming all of them she says "you don't have blonde hair, do you"
>brush it off, finish lesson
>sat next to her, talk occasionally
>weird girl into anime and shit (the irony)
>never put it together that she was flirting with me
>one day while at my locker she says "hey princess" while walking by to the bathroom
Eight years later I blame her entirely for my femdom and crossdressing fetishes. Fuck you Melbre or however you spell the name.
If she openly said something to insinuate that she was flirting then it wasn't flirting faggot. Women are vague as fuck when flirting, the real way to see if a girl likes you is by her body movement and touching. They don't say shit, they literally rely on the guy to create conversation. If she touches you when you make her smile, you're doing it right. If she just says shit to you then she is joking.
I went to a military academy so this was never an issue. In kindergarten I did draw raining knives. I think my excuse was that a different kid had a drawing of raining dinosaurs.
To this day I still don't have an explanation for that, I've always been a fairly nonviolent person, and I was really optimistic when I was younger.