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Post yfw Samus is actually a shemale.

http://www.metroid-database.com/sm/super-metroid-20th-anniversary4.php
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>>263675224
That guy has to be joking.
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>>263675224
What.
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>>263675224
i dont see it
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>>263678125
Ctrl+F shemale
>According to graphics artist Hiroyuki Kimura, Samus's measurements are 106-60-90 (41.7” bust, 24” waist, 35.5” hips). Yowza! Of course, this is more or less in jest - in the same interview Hirofumi Matsuoka claims Samus is a shemale! However, the Nintendo Power strategy guide lists Samus as being 6'3” and weighs 198 pounds - most of which is toned muscle. As is the case with most Nintendo games, retcons have been made and Samus is likely about 5'8" - 5'10". And no, we're not going to tell you her measurements, sickos!
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My dick is diamonds.
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It was probably an incorrectly translated euphemism for a masculine woman, considering her muscle tone.
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It heavily implies that he said it as a joke.
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I'd suck her
not even gay tho
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>>263675224
...
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>>263675224
>Samus
>Shemale
No. ZSS shows she is clearly not packing a dick.
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>>263678598

THIS

The smae with the term "Handsome Woman"
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>>263678982
you gay son
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>>263678598

No. The specific quote is "Samus isn't a woman- she's actually a shemale." It was more likely a joke in reference to the fact that her gender was a surprise in the first game.
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>>263679046
She tucks it inside her cunt, when it comes out it's 11-12 inches
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>>263679121
then be gay with me
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>>263678598
http://www.metroid-database.com/sm/interview.php

>Samus isn't a woman. As a matter of fact, she's actually a shemale.
If the translator fucked up twice with something as clear as that, then it was a fucking amateur.

However, it can be interpreted in many ways. It can be a joke, or it can be interpreted as Samus being mentioned as "he" in the first game before she took her suit off.
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>>263675224
>Justin Bailey Samus had a cock

I might be gay now but at least it at least it took top tier Nintendo to bring it out
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what's with all the horny faces itt

boys aren't supposed to like penises
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>>263679229
if you want to I guess
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>>263679046
she probably has some weird ass bird dna that let's her tuck it inside her vagina
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Samus's going to be the new Sheik, isn't she.
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Does this make me gay?
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>>263675224
>Post yfw Samus is actually a shemale.

Its right:
http://exhentai.org/s/913aa53a57/738796-41
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>>263679692
No, you just like dicks on women. Liking dicks on men is hella gay though.
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NO
MY FEATHER PUBES
DON'T TAKE AWAY MY FEATHER PUBE VAJAYJAY
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>Justin Bailey
>Bailey
>Bailey is an actual shemale porn actress
Nintendo managed to predict the future. Is there something these Japanese geniuses can't do?
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>>263679807
I was somewhat disappointed with this one. Maybe fapping to it in a language I understand will help.
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>>263675224
HA! I wish.
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Incase and Sparrow taught me Samus is packing heat
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>>263679807
>tfw you will forever sad panda because you're on a phone
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>>263679985
>Maybe fapping to it in a language I understand will help.
Egyptian?
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>>263680128
Is it capable of running firefox or are you able to manually edit cookies, because that's all you need
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>>263675224
>Samus
Great.
>Has a dick
... (Diamond boner)
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>Samus always had a mole

Sakamoto was always garbage. Moles are fucking awful.
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>>263680128
I can enter SadPanda on my android phone with no issues. And see webms too.
Don't tell me you use appleshit?
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>>263675224
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>>263678924
GOD DAMN IT WHAT WAS THE NAME OF THAT DOUJIN?
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>41.7” bust, 24” waist, 35.5” hips)

Those measurements make no fucking sense even for a magic bird lady.
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>>263679965
The featherpubes are never going away.

They are just above a huge penis now.
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>>263681246
It means she's got big ol titties and sexy as fuck hips
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>>263681246
106-60-90 is a perfectly realistic although idealized measure. However, I don't think she has a 106.
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ITT: Fags who never watched Code Geass to learn that you can hide a dick in skin tight clothing
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>>263681515
It still makes no sense.
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>>263679807
I don't get it.
It's just a picture of a panda.
Yes, I'm new.
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>>263681715
lurk more
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>Samus always had a mole
never playing metroid again
fuck you disgusting fucking japshit
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>>263681715
But its a picture of Samus about to rape her own clone with her dick.
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>>263681707
Is Kallen a dickgirl?
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>>263681707
>Metroid
>CLAMP style
.... What would that even look like?
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>>263681707
Code Geass was about noodles, oranges, tables, and nani mai hunni.
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>>263682014
Samus is around 2 meters long, so... I guess she would be as tall as her ship.
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>>263681936
No, but she is delicious.
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>>263682151
Retconned, Samus is 5'2" now and 6'3" in the suit.
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>>263681707
>you can hide a dick in skin tight clothing
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>>263682151
Heh. The Varia Suit would look so fucking weird. Those giant shoulders on that noodley frame.
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>>263682276
I thought Samus was 5'8" without the suit in the retconned version. 5'2" is REALLY short for a cyborg space bird amazon.
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>>263682680
Nah she's 5'2", I remember seeing one of the concept arts for Other M stating as such.

Either way Other M is a garbage game that sadly has some potential here and there, but executed so poorly and in the rest of the pile of shit that's just dogshit and shouldn't be counted.
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>>263682680
This is why we need to stop acknowledging Other M. It clashes with fucking EVERYTHING.
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>>263682964
At least Other M Samus is pretty.
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>>263683069
>mole

No that ruins the entire design it looks awful.
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>>263683258
SEE THAT SAMUS ON THE RIGHT? SHE IS A DUUUUUDE! SHE HAS A FEMININE DICK!
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>>263683258
Samus fitting inside the suit makes absolutely no sense, especially since she henshins into it. Especially considering the varia suit pauldrons, those are impossible even if she could fit in the suit naturally, let alone now.
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>>263683450
According to the interview, Samus always had a mole, but it wasn't displayed before because of graphic limitations.
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>>263683502
>calling teenage Samus a dude

That's not very nice Anon, she was still budding.
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>>263679807
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>>263683650
I still think it's a stupid decision regardless and he could have put a mole into the ending artwork of Fusion and the likes but he never did.

It's just an awful design that Sakamoto never should have added or ever mentioned.
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>>263675224
So that's why she loves a fucking alien jelly so much instead of getting a real son.
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>>263683650

It could easily have been done in the ending screens of the GBA games, or the Prime series. The reason it didn't show up was because every art team before Team Ninja knew better than to listen to Sakamoto. The Prime concept art, for instance, even has a note about including the mole, but Retro never went through with it.
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>>263679807
>english translation

THANK YOU
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You got this from the tumblr post where some transgender person was freaking out that Samus was CANON TRANS, didn't you?

Didn't even care that it was a joke.
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>>263684103
I wish they had stuck with this design. Here she actually looks like a hardass mercenary who has lived a hard life.
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>>263683917
fucking japs
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>>263684323
>Didn't even care that it was a joke.
Since it was a text interview and that's just the only thing he said about the subject, I think we will never know.
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>>263684323

>browsing the Metroid tag on Tumblr for fan art even though everyone on Tumblr is retarded
I'm glad someone else knows my pain.
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>>263683258
The heights in this game just don't make any goddamn sense. All the men are fucking GIANTS compared to Samus even while wearing high heels

but then dwarfs all of them when putting on the suit.

6'3 superior.
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>>263684489
I'd rather them to have went with some type of combination of Super and Fusion's Samus honestly.
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>>263684568
We've seen Samus as a little girl in Zero Mission and Other M. Unless Little boy Samus said "I WANNA HAVE TITTIES" and the chozo were all "doHKAY SAMUS" then she's not fuckin trans.
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>>263684612
Adam is sadly about one of the few decent parts of Other M. He doesn't really do anything and when he does he's busy killing his brother or sacrificing himself (which wasn't too bad honestly).
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>>263683258
>>263675224

> However, the Nintendo Power strategy guide lists Samus as being 6'3” and weighs 198 pounds - most of which is toned muscle. As is the case with most Nintendo games, retcons have been made and Samus is likely about 5'8" - 5'10"

STILL

FUCKING

MAD

FUCK YOU ADAM YOU LITERAL FUCKING COCKGOBBLER
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I may be overlooking it but where exactly does it say this? Or is it just a shitty "joke" that faggots will take seriously.
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>>263684612
I refuse to believe this is real.

>>263684694
So, Hunters, basically?
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I wouldn't be surprised if she were packing a penis. It would explain why her bust is crazy huge these days.

I'd still love her. ;_;
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>>263684489
Samus lived a hard life. ;_;7
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>>263685114
>I refuse to believe this is real
Sadly, it is.
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>>263685114
Yes, Hunters in a way. Granted her Hunters model looks a bit off, probably because it was the DS, but still. Retro seemed to have problems with human models until Corruption, just look at Samus in Echoes, she looks pretty bad.
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>>263679664
Are you certain that is the correct use of probably?
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>>263685114
I browse dA for reasons.

It's real. That girl ships the everloving fuck out of Adam and Samus, made loads of fan art about it.

Ignoring the fact that in Other M, the game these people rabidly defend, it is bluntly stated that Adam is Samus' father figure.
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>>263685247
Bird Magic.
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>>263685247

Welcome to the world of Sakamoto.
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>>263685312
>there are people on this planet who like Adam
>there are people who unironically like Other M
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>>263685648
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>>263685559
Other M is also poorly translated in that it also gives some implication that Samus actually loved Adam, and then it turns around and shows you she was with Adam's brother.

You can clearly tell Other M was written in Japanese and then just half-assed translated afterwards instead of all around.
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>>263685575

Birds? What birds? Adam was the only father figure Samus ever had.
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>>263685648
Adam was fine, the only issue with Adam is him authorizing everything because Sakamoto wanted it to seem like Fusion before fusion chronologically.
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>>263685429
>just look at Samus in Echoes, she looks pretty bad.
I prefer to think all the Dark World stuff made Samus a bit sick. We never saw her sitting at home vomiting up shadow germs.

>>263685247
Bird magic is one thing, but this is just retarded.
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>>263684918
I haven't played Other M. Does she look like a little girl or could she be a feminine boy?
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>>263683783
Which is weird because according to the manga and various pieces of unlockable art she was pretty much the same around that age, if a little more youthful in the face obviously
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>>263685842
Yeah, and we're free to criticize the stupid and unlikable direction they're steering her in, you stupid cunt.
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>>263685429
>until Corruption
Good thing they got it all sorted out then.
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>>263686076
The problem with Adam is that he's kind of a spiteful bitch who ends up getting his entire team save for Anthony murdered

But the game continuously tells you that he's not only someone that Samus greatly looks up to, but he's the "Perfect Military Mind"

He's a colossal inept cunt by almost everything you see of him, so it's weird as hell to see Samus praising and showing subservience towards him.
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>>263686203
In Other M, MAYBE.

In Zero Mission, hell no.>>263684612
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Things Other M did wrong
>Samus having a mole
>Samus height in relation to the suit
>GF Suits
>GF Soldiers (barring Adam and Anthony to a degree)
>Samus cowering at Ridley like a baby
>Ridley isn't a space dragon but apparently an evolved rabbit mouse thing
>Not making distinctions between smart space pirates and muh mother brain space pirates
>Aurora Units apparently don't exist and this is the very first MB recreation
>The gameplay

Things Other M didn't do entirely too wrong, but still executed poorly
>Adam sacrificing scene
>Adam sacrificing his little brother and teenage Samus getting butthurt
>Phantoon
>The Baby Metroid eventually becoming a Queen Metroid if it lived
>Some of the classic music remixes
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>>263686454
>white color
I like it more than blue.
Would be even better if she wore a suit colored in a mix of brown, white and gold, along with blue jewelry, especially if she was tanned.
Kinda like coffee with cream.
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>>263684612
I have no idea why I still browse the Metroid tag there.

It's the single most prominent hangout of Other M defenders I've ever seen, but I keep coming back.

Maybe I'm enjoying the anger.
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>>263681707
I swear once I saw a Code Geass character with a bulging dick on /a/
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>>263686779
>>Not making distinctions between smart space pirates and muh mother brain space pirates
>tfw Other m space pirates look like shit
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>>263686480
Well they're still not perfect, but they are better.
>>263686489
That's more of a problem with the writing especially towards Samus than it is anything. Adam himself didn't really do much of anything in Other M, and when he did, it's not too bad.

I do think it was better to never have introduced him honestly and to have left it open-ended about who he was and what he was about like Fusion did.
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>>263686489
How was his characterization in the manga?
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>>263686779
> Grown up Ridley is some stretched out muscle man in a skinsuit with a tiny head
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>>263686872
Could you say that you KNOW THAT DICK?
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>>263686032
This is EASILY one of the worst and most damaging things about that piece of shit. Shoving aside the most important and interesting part of Samus' backstory.

This carving gets me every time because it's one of the most heartwarming things I've ever seen in a video game. And Sakamoto wants to erase it for the sake of some douchebag Samus used to work for.

When Other M was being advertised, I was hyped at the prospect of exploring more of Samus' background, her time growing up with the chozo would finally be illuminated. And they don't get a single fucking mention in the whole game. What a crock of shit.
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>>263687028
It's been awhile since I read either, but IIRC:

In the manga, Samus leaves the federation with his blessing.

In Other M, Adam is pissy as hell about her leaving the federation despite all she's accomplished outside of it.
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>>263686645
She looks kinda masculine in the manga.

Although the manga is probably non canon, but oh well.
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>>263679959
No. It makes you pretty gay.
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>>263686965
They look like the 2D Space Pirates, they look fine, albeit odd in 3D.

I just find it stupid that Sakamoto never said Prime games weren't canon, just spin-offs of sort, and then turns around and tries his best to contradict everything about them. Space Pirates in the 2D Metroids were just a hivemind and could only be given intelligence thanks to Mother Brain (a chozo creation), even though it states that they reprogrammed her, so they have to have some intelligence.

And we all know how 'intelligent' the Space Pirates are in the Prime Trilogy.
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>>263685247
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>>263687202
Manga is canon actually.
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>>263679692
yeah
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>>263687343
>to explain this shit all you have to do is make samus taller and more muscular

>AKA like she was in that one Nintendo Power thing everyone cites

lel
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>>263687343
Augmentations project?
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>>263687443
Samus confirmed for having liberal Chozo fathers.
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>>263686076

>hey guys we're on a mysterious space station and you all almost died to the first living thing we saw- also, communications are down
>let's split up

>oh hey my men are being killed off one-by-one by a guy wearing one of our uniforms
>better not acknowledge it at all

>oh hey samus just ran into a rogue AI that wants to kill all human life, which I am able to recognize instantly by its face alone because reasons
>better not tell her about it

>oh hey samus is standing right next to the most deadly creature in the galaxy, a being that is completely immune to ice
>i'd better shoot samus, then try to kill it with my ice pistol

>i'm going to jettison myself into space with a whole shitload of deadly bioweapons- but first, let me give a message to samus about that killer robot she's currently unaware of
>a needlessly vague and cryptic message, that is

PERFECT MILITARY MIND
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>>263687202
Little Samus is such a cutie!
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>>263675224
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>>263687443
It's hard to tell what is and isn't canon since Other M goes out of its way to contradict fucking everything
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>>263687278
Isn't the reason he wanted to burn Prime to the ground because it was so successful? I always hear he was angry a "Western" Metroid was so popular.
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>>263687524
She doesn't even have to be muscular, just taller, or at the very least explain that the suit has some type of altercation properties or something.

Granted no matter what you do, the way the arms with the shoulders are designed would never make no sense for actual movement.
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>>263683258

Other M ruined Samus in every way imaginable.

Left Metroid Prime 2
Right Other M
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>>263687708

No, people like to accuse Sakamoto of being xenophobic because they want more reasons to hate him. Sakamoto has actually had nothing but praise for the Primes.
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>>263687708
He never said so publicly, if he thought so. He even refuses to call Metroid Prime a "Gaiden" game (as in, not important to the story/necessarily canon)
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>>263683650

And yet it was never in any of the art or the prime games.
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>>263687592
Old Bird and Grey Voice are pretty based.

>>263687708
Nah. That's probably just projection because everyone is so butthurt. The real reason he goes out of his way to shit on the successful trilogy is a mystery for the ages.
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>>263675224
gtfo with your disgusting shemalefetish
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>>263687957
> Still ignores everyone it did and contradicts many story points
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Is Sakamoto the video game George Lucas?
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Let's be honest here, there's nothing NECESSARILY heinous about giving Samus a mole

It's just that they introduced it in the worst game in the series and a shot with it in the foreground was the very first thing we saw of Other M, so it's associated with it.
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>>263687957
>>263688003
>>263688149
Then why did he make Other M so awful.

>>263688085
According to some apparent concept art, they were told to put it in but didn't.
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>>263688223
No that'd be Edmund McMillen

See: Rebirth
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heaven or hell
>http://strawpoll.me/2576722
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>>263688223
Yes.

>>263688228
>Then why did he make Other M so awful.
He's a bad writer. Good director, but his actual story ideas are only good through a filter of someone who isn't insane.
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>>263683917
Just read it last night.

That translation is too funny
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>>263683917
Best part of the thing.
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>>263687608
>hey guys we're on a mysterious space station and you all almost died to the first living thing we saw- also, communications are down
>let's split up
It would be the fastest way to search the ship, it'd make more sense to do it in a timely fashion too if Adam knew the GF were on their way. Granted this is sadly never touched upon.
>oh hey my men are being killed off one-by-one by a guy wearing one of our uniforms
>better not acknowledge it at all
Adam is the one who killed them all. No other explanation for it than that it was Adam.
>oh hey samus just ran into a rogue AI that wants to kill all human life, which I am able to recognize instantly by its face alone because reasons
>better not tell her about it
To be fair there is only that one cutscene of him seeing it and he immediately rushes out of the room.
>oh hey samus is standing right next to the most deadly creature in the galaxy, a being that is completely immune to ice
>i'd better shoot samus, then try to kill it with my ice pistol
The cutscene itself explains that, he deactivated her suit so she wouldn't sacrifice herself to destroy a bunch of ice-immune Metroids when the Galaxy needed her more than himself. Also he explained that baby metroid didn't have immunity to ice as it was still a baby.
>i'm going to jettison myself into space with a whole shitload of deadly bioweapons- but first, let me give a message to samus about that killer robot she's currently unaware of
>a needlessly vague and cryptic message, that is
Well how else are you going to kill those Metroids, especially if they manage to actually get out and roam around the station, best to kill them now. Also it's never alluded to the fact he knew that that was MB, only that a team of scientists had co-opted his former briefing.


I never said Other M was a paragon of great story-telling, I said it was decent stuff that was poorly executed. Like a glimmer of hope in a ray of shit. The potential was there, but done poorly.
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>>263688462
>for shits
They infused her with chozo DNA so she could survive Zebes atmosphere.

Also, it's never actually stated whether Old Bird and Grey Voice were a couple. Though I would laugh my ass off if they were.
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>>263688725
It wouldn't make any sense for Adam to be the one to do it, though. It was... James, was it? Dude with the stache. He ends up killed by MB.
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>>263688227
No, moles are ugly things that detract away from the face, not beauty marks no matter what women or dumb people want to say.

Yes it's heinous to give Samus a mole in the first place, hence why Retro actively decided not to do it even when they were told to.
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The amusing thing is that even with this picture the suit makes no sense. With her shoulders being inside the torso of the armor that kinda means that the shoulder joints for the suit would have incredibly limited flexibility. Like... 15 to 25 degrees, maximum. Even medieval plate armor had better flexibility in the shoulder joints than this thing.
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someone post some samus porn please. I'm tired and need something
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>>263688997
BIRD
MAGIC
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>>263687650
Yes, I just want to hug her.
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>>263688919
It's implied that, but never directly stated. If he was working for the higher ups in the GF, then why try to kill MB at all? She's clearly something that needs to be captured and controlled.

It's just poor writing that's never explained. It makes leagues more sense at least in my mind if Adam is the one doing it and he really was the one behind the project, but he backtracked on it all when Samus got involved because she's his daughterfu.

Also never done because Sakamoto is a terrible writer.
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Why is this even being discussed.
>>>/lgbt/
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>>263677903
Who is this semen demon?
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>>263688725
>Sacrifice to destroy a bunch of ice-immune Metroids

She's totally fought worse than that, though. Adam's sacrifice was senseless.

ALso why can you only detach and self destruct a wing of the ship from one end? How does that make any sense?
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>>263688997

It's space bird magic I ain't gotta explain shit.
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>>263689203
filtered
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>>263689176
>her
She looks like a boy.
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>>263688958
I agree with you, but they look good on some people, though.
Coincidentally, those people can pull off any look.
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>>263688997
There is nothing to explain the mobility of the shoulders at all. It's just bird magic.
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>>263689076
okey dokey anon
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>>263689295
>get filtered by a faggot
Today can't get better.
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>>263687674
It at the very least cribs notes from the manga, maybe, was the idea of Ridley being the leader of the attack on her colony and responsible for for her parents death established prior to it, I know the pirate attack in general was,
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>>263689320
She's like, three.
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>>263675224
no wonder my dick never get excited about samus. bet it has somekind of six sense or some magical shit
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>>263689245
>She's totally fought worse than that, though. Adam's sacrifice was senseless.
I don't disagree, but they had to have Adam die in some way, granted it could have been leagues better.
>ALso why can you only detach and self destruct a wing of the ship from one end? How does that make any sense?
About the same reason as before, Sakamoto is just a poor writer. The scene itself was done fine and made you for the most part seem like Adam wasn't such a terrible person or hardass he really was the entire game. The writing is just so poor that you have to force yourself to see it.
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>>263689320
Eh, she's what like eight? She'll grow, its mostly the haircut anyway.
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>>263689176
>tfw there will never be a game where you play as child Samus on Zebes
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>>263688997
That's why I wouldn't mind a redesign of the suit to make it match her proportions better. Narrow the torso so it runs equal distance from her body from top to bottom. Then shrink and lower the pauldrons, put them no higher than ear height and put them at a 45 degree angle on her shoulders rather than right on top.

She still wouldn't have perfect arm movement because of the pauldrons but she can still lift her arm at least at almost straight up. They are a bit too iconic to get rid of.

While we are at it, make Samus a muscled amazon.
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>http://strawpoll.me/2576786
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>>263689076
Let your weary soul find satisfaction.
http://exhentai.org/g/738796/ff4d481e5e/
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>>263689492
>tripfag

You guys still exist?
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>>263688725
>it'd make more sense to do it in a timely fashion too if Adam knew the GF were on their way
Which he didn't.

>Adam is the one who killed them all
Firstly, that doesn't lend much support to him being "fine". Second, it's confirmed in concept art that James was the killer, though there is the remote possibility that Adam was helping him.

>he immediately rushes out of the room
Instead of actually contacting Samus.

>he deactivated her suit so she wouldn't sacrifice herself to destroy a bunch of ice-immune Metroids when the Galaxy needed her more than himself
The problem being that Samus has already killed an entire planet full of ice-immune Metroids by that point in the timeline.

>he explained that baby metroid didn't have immunity to ice as it was still a baby
No, that's what he THEORIZED. When Samus asks him why his ice beam worked, his first response is "I don't know." He essentially admits he had no idea if he could even kill it before he fired the shot.

>it's never alluded to the fact he knew that that was MB
If he didn't, why did he shout "NO" when she appeared on the screen? Why did he know she was "no ally"?
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>>263689734
>Then shrink and lower the pauldrons
NO WE NEED BIGGER PAULDRONS

BIGGER I SAY
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>>263689401

Having Samus play a cameo in Starfox like this in one of the hard path levels would be awesome.

Also bring in Captain Falcon while we are at it.
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>>263689749
>2votes
>videogames
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>>263689639
The only real problem with Adam was that he was a dog of the military. He had to follow orders or risk getting court mashalled and only defied them in extreme situations like in his sacrifice.
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>>263689706
> Explore chozo complex
> Grab and play around with their tech while nobody is looking
> throw around a morphball module because you don't have the suit to use it
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>>263689845
>NO WE NEED BIGGER PAULDRONS

Games Workshop, please. Go back to /tg/
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>>263689913
I wish that rumor about a Metroid/Star Fox crossover game from earlier this year was real.
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>>263689794
>Which he didn't.
Exactly.
>Firstly, that doesn't lend much support to him being "fine". Second, it's confirmed in concept art that James was the killer, though there is the remote possibility that Adam was helping him.
Then it's a poor plot point to just actively drop. They have a big deal about the murderer and the second Ridley fight are both are just robbed from you due to the poor writing.
>Instead of actually contacting Samus.
And tell her to do what, stay put? She wouldn't listen.
>The problem being that Samus has already killed an entire planet full of ice-immune Metroids by that point in the timeline.
Are you implying that Other M doesn't do it's best to ignore Prime completely, as well as ignore the other games for the most part that Sakamoto himself created?
>No, that's what he THEORIZED. When Samus asks him why his ice beam worked, his first response is "I don't know." He essentially admits he had no idea if he could even kill it before he fired the shot.
It's called implication, he may have theorized it, but that's the actual plausible explanation. Again poorly written.
>If he didn't, why did he shout "NO" when she appeared on the screen? Why did he know she was "no ally"?
Because Samus was saying she was going to Sector Zero to take care of the Metroids.
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>>263689845
No, she wouldn't be able to see to her left or right because the pauldrons would get in the way, hell she can't even do it now.
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>>263690369
>>263690579
PAULDRONNNNS
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I've always preferred the default power suit over the varia suit
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>>263690373
I wouldn't be surprised if we eventually get an actual crossover Nintendo game that isn't Smash.

Star Fox and Metroid clearly involve Space (and Mario now thanks to Galaxy and Rosalina). Donkey Kong and Mario have always been in the same universe. The only thing left is F-Zero and Zelda, and F-Zero can be easily explained. Zelda could be explained by having all of it take place in Hyrule or some shit.
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>>263690721
A lot of people outright hate it, but I don't think it's so bad.
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>>263690808
LINK IN SPACE
MAKE IT FUCKING HAPPEN YOU FAGGOTS.
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>>263680909
sei sou tsui dan sha
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>>263690808

I'd rather have F-Zero and Metroid meet, rather than awkwardly shove in talking cartoon foxes, birds and turtles. At least both Samus and Cap are human and wouldn't look horribly jarring next to each other.

I know that Metroid has wacky shit in space, and Samus was raised by weird bird wizards, but I dunno, they're too different.
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>>263691253
Just make Samus a bird, problem solved.
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>>263689706
It'll make a nice tutorial sequence if nothing else.
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>>263690808
The Legend of Star Metroid: Tropical Galaxy GX
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>>263690808
A Metroid/Star Fox crossover makes a lot of sense too. Both series are about heroic mercenaries in space, so it fits well enough.
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>>263691253
Samus cameo as some bird in Starfox would of course work better than Fox somehow in Metroid, doesn't have to be a proper cross over
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>>263675224
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>>263691253
It wouldn't really be different, Fox and the rest would literally just be aliens from other planets.
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>>263691507
F-Zero would work as well, considering Falcon's title Captain comes from him being part of the police force and now he's a bounty hunter too, and taking the anime into account, he's gone to space.

Hell I could see the Galactic Federation actively employing all of them for bounty hunting duties, and Samus and Fox getting bored on off-days to go watch Falcon race.
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>>263691375
This is very cute.
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>>263679169
but then she's still a girl
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>>263678412
It clearly states her original measurements were in jest, as well as the shemale line.

I cant believe this many people dont comprehend simple English.
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Reminder that you will never get this game
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>>263685247
Obviously you sit in the suit and slip your limbs in to control the extended parts of the suit
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>>263692138
Those are assumptions made by the staff of the website. The original interview states both as a "Secret of Samus only I know", no context given.

It can be a joke, but it can also be serious. Considering they retconned a few things though, it is possible that she is no longer a shemale if she ever was.
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>>263692348
It's sad too. I've wanted a game where you actively just go from planet to planet hunting bounties with an over-arching storyline for so long.

I'd love for the next Retro game to be like this, this could help them expand on the Hunter Lore they were talking about, and having Sylux actively hunting Samus between all these planets and missions.

You could even call it Dread
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>>263691884
That would be great.

Also, it wouldn't surprise me if the Galactic Federations from Metroid and F-Zero were one in the same.
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>>263692513
No you don't. We literally see her hand in the glove of the suit. So it doesn't make any goddamn sense.
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>>263692576
She obviously never was, you'd have to be retarded to actually believe he wasn't joking.
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Okay so I try to avoid other M as much as possible, but did it try to give samus an origin story or something?
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If you could design the next Metroid Game, what would you do?
>Gameplay?
>Story?
>Power Ups?
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>>263692762
She can stretch her body like Mrs.Incredible?
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>>263692852
She already had an origin story.
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>mfw one of the most iconic female video game characters is a male
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>>263692852
No, it gave Adam an origin story, while trying to bridge the gap between Super and Fusion. It also tried to give Samus an actual characterization.

All of it done incredibly bad thanks to Sakamoto.
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>>263692852
The manga and even the Nintendo Power magazines did that, Zero Mission even includes a bit referencing it >>263687115
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>>263693164
even if she has a penis she's a woman
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>>263692928
see >>263692640


As far as powerups would be concerned, the typical stuff for the most part. Beams though, hmmm...that's a tough one actually.
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>>263693373
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>>263693373
That isn't how that works. She's still be a man, even if she looks like a girl, or hell even with getting the dick cut off, it's still a man, it was born a man.

Samus is a woman, simple as that, she was born a girl, stayed a girl, grew up a girl, etc.
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>>263679046
you're wrong
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>>263693571
But what if the Chozo augmentation switched her chromosomes from XY to XX, even retroactively?
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>>263684674
>>263684983
The men in the game are actually all like 7 foot tall.
It's the future and people are apparently getting taller.
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>"Of course, this is more or less in jest - in the same interview Hirofumi Matsuoka claims Samus is a shemale!"
>more or less in jest
>jest
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>>263694236
>more or less
This is the actual interview. Take it as you want. >>263679169
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>>263694236
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>>263694709
r u miffed
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Christ fuck are we ever gonna have a metroid thread that doesnt turn into saying the same shit about other m over and over?
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>>263695761
Maybe if we ever get another game.
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>>263675224
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>>263695761
No.
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So I guess all that futa porn is canon now, cool beans.
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>>263687016
>does nothing
>and when he did, it's not too bad.

>sitting on ass through most of game, and unnecessarily actively sabotaging a subservient worldkiller, then shooting that most powerful and subservient ally in back, in front of a metroid he openly states he thinks can't be destroyed, to uselessly sacrifice himself to do what he thinks she can't do even though her firepower alone in this game exceeds his by several magnitudes, without telling her that he realized mother brain, an even worse opponent, is the clone girl

>not bad.

110/10 raging
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>>263675224
Are you saying that Samus is Nintendo's Poison?
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>>263681246
Are you dumb? 36-24-36 is the ideal measurement for a woman. All that means is that she has the ideal hip to waist ratio and bigger tots.
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>>263689401
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>>263697397
What is Isabelle doing in Samus's panties?
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>>263693171
and no one wanted it
and the game made people actually hate him more than like him

>characterization
maybe for a bad porno or soap opera
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>>263675224
lol
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>>263697397
I want to rub up against those downy plumebage
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>>263697908
lol
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>>263698006
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>>263697908
>>263698098

>No dick
Lame.
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>>263698098
go on
>>
>Reiq
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>>263698110
armor is so sexy
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>>263698203
Dude is human garbage but hey, it's sexy.
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>>263698532
No it's not.
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>>263675224
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>>263693171
>actual characterization
Samus already had a characterization, they just made her talk.
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>>263698914
talk with an entirely different character
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>>263699102
Well yeah I thought that didn't need saying.
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>>263698583
Do you really like moeblob hentai? Absolutely disgusting.
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>>263699210
No? But seriously, man.
>western "hentai"
>in any year
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>>263699320
Western people can draw well too. It may not be exactly like Japanese drawings, but a lot of them have very nice styles.
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>>263697908
>>263698098
looks like the dude on the left has a penis for a head
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>>263699616
Nah, those people don't draw porn.
And if they do it's always furry and bbc cuckold bullshit, because that's what Americans love apparently.
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>>263699803
Richard R. Richardson.
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>>263698914
>>263699102
>>263699179
Hell, not talking was kind of a part of her character. Despite being around a bunch of other people in Corruption, she doesn't say a word. She's not very chatty.
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>>263699827
bbc cluckold chicken porn where
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>>263699827
American "hentai" is garbage. Look at French and South American "hentai", they have non-autistic fetishes there.
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>>263700150
Calm down nigger you're full on mad
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>>263700150
>South American "hentai"
[desire to know more intensifies]
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>>263675224
MY DICK HURTS
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>>263700150
jap henti is boner killing
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>>263700291
What part of my post did suggest I was even remotely mad?
>>
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>>263700397
push through it brother

LOVE THE PAIN
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>>263700404
Maybe if you're 100% full homo.
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>>263700616
>dick is her breasts+a thigh
kfc made to order
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>>263700616
That's funky looking.
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>>263700773
>het nanofate

Aaaaaaand into the trash it went and stayed.
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>>263700975
at what point did this leave the trash to begin with?
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>>263701145
I'm not a western art fag, I'm just saying that putting faceless males like a legit relationship for either Fate or Nanoha is fucking disgusting.
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>>263701426
Deal with it yurifag.
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>>263701638
Suck my dick off first you delusional homo
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